Black Ops 3 Zombies - Primis Funny Dialogue

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Ultimis Richtofen with a sniper rifle: “Oh it’s so big. And long.” Primis Richtofen with a sniper rifle: *“WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!”*

[@sampletext5959]

2:25 before anyone asks

[@egghamilton7205]

I cannot begin to explain how much I enjoy anxious and stressed Primis Richtofen quotes I feel kinda bad but also its really funny

[@thethief6227]

7:13 as well

[@ultimatestuff7111]

Richthofen is not insane, that’s why

[@Mexican-Tank-Dempsey.]

Richtofen's been sus after all these years

[@DenbisMending]

0:19 Richtofen: Dah! Where is a simple minded fool when you need one? Dempsey? Dempsey: *zombie noise*

[@shinygoblin4503]

Lol

[@reiiiiii1-h9y]

I finding someone to see if they commentd

[@starkiller69357]

Dempsey:richtofen stfu im playing cod with player

[@CoolingCashew31]

Dempsey: I can't I'm dealing with those zombies first!

[@starkiller69357]

@@CoolingCashew31 hi ultimus me

[@PorridgeJohnny]

4:02, I'm getting some foreshadowing for Blood of the Dead vibes from this one

[@MichaelDoesStuff-]

John Reese he says that in blood during the end cutscene

[@StridingLuna]

Michael Does stuff what sucks is that that’s the nicest Richthofen we know of.

[@abrahamcesar1211]

I just realized that

[@misterchief1362]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@moyaielement]

This hits different after BOTD... RIP richtofen #whatever it is

[@kobiehughes1871]

2:46 Richtofen: as a doctor, I already know that it is wise to use protection. Zombie: *high pitched roar*

[@SaulBadWomen]

He was highly offended by that

[@mikaeel_m3243]

funny

[@zacharycabanie3030]

I'm guessing the zombie is not too fond of the protection stuff

[@grubskies4221]

*zombie runs the other direction*

[@Golden_Fox_Gaming]

😂😂😂

[@ethanschommer7070]

6:32 I lost it when the camera shook up and up as Nikolai was laughing😂

[@knifos5656]

Same lmao, I was about to write a comment about that

[@CLOUDYsoup53]

YEAH LOL!

[@MoreExtraJosh]

4:09 is me when the box gets me a bad gun 6:43 is when my mom walks by

[@RaziMoolla]

4:09 I WAS MORE SHOCKED HE SWORE FOR THE 1ST TIME AND A BAD ONE OF THE SWEAR WORDS

[@AloneEvo2345]

@@RaziMoolla thats a first tbh never thought id hear him swear.....i fuckin love it😂

[@ironfeline4386]

Don't know why But it's weird hearing anyone but tank curse

[@mikesworld9649]

HAHAHAH true tho

[@zombies4evadude24]

Tank curses the most Nikolai curses less but still often Richtofen curses sometimes but not too often Takeo doesn’t curse until the later maps, and even that’s a rare occurrence.

[@guts2224]

0:18 i love how a zombie responds when he says DEMPSEY!!!

[@randomchannel698]

Like if Dempsey was actually the zombie

[@invaderzimzim4561]

Dempsey: Triggered

[@hakimtahir6070]

Lmao

[@truthseeker3920]

Dempsey: *ANGY NOISES*

[@n0vag4ming]

Dempsey: YEAAAAAAAAA

[@FunkyFreshYT]

9:38 Richthofen: "Could you imagine undead me? How silly is that?" Nikolai: "😐"

[@planetnoodlee]

🗿

[@plushluigi7417]

Funny if you have the turned Richthofen skin in cod mobile

[@JustMe-bx3ty]

About that

[@Beetle_soup20]

foreshadowing

[@plushluigi7417]

@MYTAINT ISSTANK wow

[@Ninja_Naranja]

Man over here doing Easter eggs for some funny voice lines. I will admit, it was definitely worth it

[@latoyabanks1685]

Not including all of the failed attempts to hear the voice lines

[@largegranda8642]

@@latoyabanks1685 Ty h

[@randomsonygaming7054]

I think in my opinion it is racist tho

[@Tom-jr4of]

@@randomsonygaming7054 shut up

[@grayski3324]

@@randomsonygaming7054 How so?

[@carloscruz452]

4:02 did not age well r.i.p

[@luisrosales3430]

I don't get it

[@zicostarr8351]

@@luisrosales3430 In blood of the dead (bo4) at the end of the easter egg richtofen dies (blood loss)

[@Himdrewhimself]

Maybe they did that on purpose

[@mylles1112]

Don't remember me, the scars always hurt.

[@ChrisH98X]

@@zicostarr8351 69 likes nice

[@theequalizer694]

10:34 is an inside joke Nolan North kept calling him Ta-ki-o and they just rolled with it

[@madgermandoger7457]

Is that not how you say it

[@deadprank947]

@@madgermandoger7457 yeah isnt that how its said

[@TheDramaKweeen]

@@madgermandoger7457 Is actually pronounced Ta-Kay-O

[@mrdooce7053]

@@TheDramaKweeen no fucking way

[@ericjrthered4365]

@@TheDramaKweeen no. Please don’t tell me. My life. Has been a lie

[@triscuit11]

4:13 “I once tried to climb inside the pack-a-punch,hoping that it could perhaps enhance me. *I* *FAILED*

[@noodlevan6689]

The sound Nikolai makes at 5:58 is one of the most odd yet interesting sounds I’ve ever heard

[@BasicallyADemon]

vomiting is interesting now.. ok-

[@danteinpuro319]

He's turning zambie

[@BasicallyADemon]

@@danteinpuro319 no, just sickness- >-> okay maybe

[@rcr0066]

I clicked on your timestamp way too many times

[@jadalomer1295]

@@BasicallyADemon maybe motion sickness because on the first primis line on the beginning of the video he vomited so maybe motion sickness

[@guaperryz596]

0:47 "I have trained my body to ignore pain" "ᵒʷ"

[@ScarfaceXmillsy07]

Best ones from each Richtofen: LMGD Dempsey: save with his other balls Nikolia: straight up vomiting

[@mapleranger420]

while the dempsey's one about his other balls is good, i think his quote in DE "I've learned anything can be useful, even Richtofen" (often when picking up a shield part) is his best. unfortunately i don't think it made it to this vid

[@thereclaimer9124]

What about takeo?

[@ralphmarbler27]

@@thereclaimer9124 *H O N O R*

[@X3H3X]

Eh I like Richtofens "oh you can just fuck off box"

[@aliceortega6580]

Imagine vomiting but it sounds like ur screaming 5:57

[@Godofchaosdragons]

4:10 everyone who has played zombies has said this atleast once

[@kevinkaslana9060]

Can relate. When I get a shitty gun, I had the exact same response.

[@yuuji_1K]

Surprisingly out all my years of zombies i havent Yet

[@_a.a_5557]

In the beninging

[@That_0ne_Dev]

Everyone can relate to this

[@thereclaimer9124]

Agreed

[@medicfox1756]

"oh, you could just *fuck off* box!" 4:09 fucking best line from rictofen ever xD 6:43 it returns! fucking love rictofen's VA

[@Doubledexter]

Omg the last one at 11:05 fred tatiscoires scottish accent is so damn good lmao

[@theglesgacaliber7161]

No

[@kynamite1196]

the CEO of Scotland has spoken

[@theglesgacaliber7161]

@@kynamite1196 😂😂

[@TheTrueFawaz]

It’s hard to speak in a Scottish accent while doing a Russian one too

[@daisa1506]

Nikolai sounded like Demoman for a sec.

[@eliteninja6437]

4:03 i can never hear that line without thinking of Edward in blood of the dead. I felt like crying at that ending.

[@johnseed4420]

The nicest ones always suffer the worst fates

[@FunkyFreshYT]

@@johnseed4420 Oh yeah and that quote hit too! "I was the nicest one, and you won't even remember me..."

[@Frxxzy08]

That wasn’t the primis Richthofen from bo3 though, it was another version of him

[@idkwtcm984]

@@Frxxzy08 no, it was. It was him after zetsubo and before gorod.

[@dar9kgamerly904]

I was the nicest one and you well never remember 😢💔

[@friday_499]

2:51 Germany in 1930-1940s

[@thereclaimer9124]

That made me laugh so hard, thanks for the good laugh.

[@HUMADUCK]

Attempt to weaponise lemonade

[@duck1399]

"Get lemon"

[@HUMADUCK]

@@duck1399 then weaponize lemonade

[@zombies4evadude24]

Or Giant space mirrors

[@CallistoK]

I wish the cold war zombie characters had comedic lines like this, im gonna miss the primis cast

[@thereclaimer9124]

Same here, same here...

[@dudepants3]

@Ibn Moate Nothing too memorable, although Woods has some good ones when using the ray gun. My favorite of his goes something like this; "Is this shit from the 90's?"

[@lolstalgic9602]

@@dudepants3 Stone has some good lines, too

[@oblivionspongebob947]

Cold War Zombies probably took a more serious tone, like WW2 Zombies...

[@CallistoK]

Just doesn't feel right , but the game is awesome

[@forimmatureaudiences]

6:32 I love how the player laughs when Nikolai laughs

[@sowhazupguy]

Instant like

[@FrostytheSnowman721]

Richtofen: Making bad puns Dempsey: Saying gum tastes like ASS Takeo: Not much Nikolai: MAXIMUM BACON

[@neezynoryu2003]

Nice pfp

[@ralphlorenzperolino3054]

Takeo: Honors the ancestors

[@Жойлес]

Takeo: *HONAH. ANCESTORS. SPIRITS.*

[@0mnijax966]

Im late but its more, Richtofen:Pretty much gay and phschopathic Dempsey: MURICA 🇺🇸 Takeo: Somethin bout honah ir ancestahs. Nikolai:Vodka and Bacon and ex-wife #347

[@Frank_Wood]

Why am I always mocked in comments?

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

4:03 that one did not age well 😭

[@jay2k965]

oh wow😧

[@edwinchavez7425]

He knew it was coming lol it’s cool bo3 came out 4 yrs before bo4 did

[@benjaminj.9730]

Foreshadowing

[@mikerophone7923]

I love when Richthofen mimics the other characters 😂😂😂 2:59 Dempsey 6:15 Takeo 10:13 Nikolai

[@gadagsp341]

Lmaooooo

[@frostz__]

LMAOOO

[@thethief6227]

What about Nikolai's impression of the perk speaker at 1:58🤣

[@OddSpartan1337]

I like hearing takeo's last to really drive it home. Lmao

[@supergokufan23498]

4:02 Richtofen thought that his buddies were going to leave him to bleed to death. That was sad.

[@panchito_1002]

7:21 Just bathe in the wholesome comedy of Nikolai

[@Trunch1312]

Then processes to blow 100 zombies heads off then throw up from getting launched in the air

[@TheCompleteMental]

I love how he snapped back to seriousness as soon as he realized he could be set on fire

[@ClonedGamer001]

0:50 Nailed it, Richtofen

[@danteinpuro319]

So close Richthofen...so very very close

[@JUDEPOPPGamingb23ra]

Thanos will be proud

[@SLAD3]

*VORE IS INEVITABLE*

[@mystixgaming385]

He totally got that

[@JUDEPOPPGamingb23ra]

@@mystixgaming385 lol

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

3:04 a man doing an impression of a German doing an impression of an American lol. That takes skill

[@RevampReborn]

To me it ended up sounding like a REALLY bad french accent

[@CoreythelordoftheIsles]

and the trasher wants to roast him i think

[@ayaanali7360]

7:06 Honestly, quality joke.

[@Wackothesick]

0:19 Richthofen: where is a simple-minded fool when you need one Dempsey! Dempsey: **Screaming**

[@brazilungray2]

Its not richtheofen

[@itsrandomglacier2694]

Nooooo that's the zombie

[@Kaijufan360]

@@itsrandomglacier2694 Yeah it's a zombie. But in general the zombies as more stupider when like in movies and games.

[@skaynne54]

2:24 It's pretty accurate to how people feel when getting that kind of gun.

[@Kaijufan360]

That's true.

[@marve7409]

5:28 😂😂 this one got me good

[@Bob-cu2km]

seems real

[@deadshotgaming4348]

😭😂

[@Khaos_17]

Yes

[@macncheems8572]

6:06 I feel this is somehow a reference to the "ATTENTION: Hold like this" instruction on the Halo rocket launcher...

[@kip5703]

Likely a reference to the Doom rockets launcher

[@snakewolf9044]

every soldier in tf2 using the original be like

[@jacobgardiner9267]

It could be, the Bo3 rocket launcher does look similar to the halo rocket launcher

[@rainysunday9664]

Quake Rocket Launcher be like:

[@TheCompleteMental]

All of the above are references to how the US soldiers getting bazookas in ww2 were toddlers Very funny toddlers

[@jeremymolina2724]

0:17 perfectly timed zombie scream

[@pothead7885]

"I once tried to climb inside the pack a punch hoping it could perhaps enhance me... I failed" -Dr. Edward Richtofen He sounds so disappointed when he said "I failed"

[@HappyGoatine]

4:47 Nikolai gets f**king pneumonia

[@binbag3924]

Asmr

[@Cat_n_ne_]

“4:09” that’s the first time I ever heard Richthofen sweared

[@starscream-g1transformers950]

Wanna hear him swear even more, play ultimis

[@mallard975]

​@@starscream-g1transformers950altimus rictofen being sus

[@woobharb]

7:14 *said when getting literally the best weapon in zombies*

[@jeffjones7443]

Im sure if you kill them one by one they will get the message and go back to hell

[@jetairline7]

are you insane

[@woobharb]

@@jetairline7 no

[@cakeandmilk4526]

​@@jetairline7if you put a reflex sight and fmj its super good

[@tylertheeditor8371]

4:09 richtofen says what we all think when we get a sniper from the box 😂

[@mallard975]

Hahaha so true😂😂😂

[@soultaker8642]

0:21 "where is a simple minded fool when u need one. Dempsey "RAAAAAAAHHHH" dont think he liked that very much

[@minifridge611]

If it was Dempsey and not a zombie it would've been "Orah"

[@w1ndgeneral226]

​​@@minifridge611Actually it be a couple hundred profanities. *This is Dempsey we're talking about.*

[@Golden_Fox_Gaming]

MY STOMACH IS BOTHERING ME 😂😂😂

[@Awol_weetawd]

1:47 the most relatable line in history

[@Mr.Anthis]

4:02 put a tear on my face

[@cheese0827]

Especially after blood of the dead

[@thereclaimer9124]

2:26 me when i get downed on round 28 and my friend tries to revive me

[@mihailnikolovski]

So accurate especially on five

[@mallard975]

When I'm one hit away from death and surrounded by zombies

[@mattygee6852]

I fucking LOVE how these feel like genuine different characters despite being the same people. And STILL there are traces of ultmus's personality in them ALSO also i love the implication that primmus richtofen isnt experienced with firearms

[@LoonatheHellhoudgaming]

7:06 best roast to dempsey

[@mallard975]

Haha😂😂

[@alexrva433]

"When life gives you lemons...attempt to weaponize lemonade." I feel like that's...a reference...that I may be getting...

[@elwoodthomas6401]

Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemons quote from Portal 2.

[@TheStrokeStroker]

@@elwoodthomas6401 *GET MAD*

[@Lumbago-box]

@@TheStrokeStroker I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

[@cybershoutmon9741]

@@Lumbago-boxDEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER!

[@epicbruh7735]

​@@cybershoutmon9741 MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!

[@superdupersomething]

7:52 the only thing people remember from Man's not hot

[@Isthatthegrimreaper11111]

BIGSHACK THE ONE AND ONLY MANS NOT HOT

[@kayagorzan]

0:51 one of my favorite lines right here

[@welshdragongames888]

1:48 I agree with that

[@puzzler1999]

Honestly same

[@oblivionspongebob947]

Insta-Pizza...?

[@the_dementor419x3]

Y E S

[@Henry-kp6qs]

@@the_dementor419x3 Y. E. S.

[@Mistersir.sire13]

Dempsey: *A S S* Nikolia: *B A C O N* Richthofen: *B O X* Takeo: .........

[@hexonictheverymediocre]

*H O N E R*

[@Jellybean_Enthusiast]

R a y g u n f e a r

[@magneticpants3549]

@@hexonictheverymediocre S P I R I T S

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

R A Y G U N

[@Mistersir.sire13]

*E M P E R O R*

[@a.k8185]

9:45 *could you imagine an undead me?* Black ops 4: *time to become undead my scientist man*

[@Jmcallqe7]

You’re talking about ultimis richtofen, this is Primis richtofen

[@a.k8185]

@@Jmcallqe7 It's kind of correct though.

[@DarielChavezV.]

5:10 That is why i love Dempsey 5:19 Again.... 5:28 My Favorite one

[@Username-zq5vj]

4:10 short and sweet

[@w1ndgeneral226]

And honest

[@rosarioscout7982]

Absolutely!

[@bloodwolf2002]

Players when they get the Teddy bear

[@Bikercrash-uw3cc]

​@@bloodwolf2002or an absolutely crappy gun

[@M0rinkashi]

And relatable too.

[@MobyTheLion]

3:02 he sounds like sheen from Jimmy neutron my god

[@GammaRage1130]

He almost sounds like wario

[@a.a.o.t-1213]

Man there’s so much work put into zombies that each character in bo4 has 55 minutes of dialogue

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

Nolan North s voice acting is all ways good he's such an aswome voice actor 😂

[@bucketlord7176]

nikolai before : wish there was more vodka. nikolai now: wish there was more bacon

[@commander_eaa2862]

both are good

[@JRAEYEDCEEN]

“Attempt to weaponise lemonade” Maybe he should talk to Cave Johnson

[@itslenderman9858]

Your a g my man

[@ryleyferrari]

2b2t intensifies

[@cwanaple]

@@ryleyferrari 2b2t, how does portal involve 2b2t

[@warchipmunk0599]

“I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?!”-Cave Johnson

[@FunkyFreshYT]

@@ryleyferrari Shut, no Minecraft. Only Portal.

[@controllefreak1587]

3:27 the best asmr to secure a better tomorrow.

[@maclainsmith8937]

4:00 Richthofen saying he thought he was going to bleed to death was some weird foreshadowing

[@DuftwolkePiiNK]

11:13 demoman

[@Thedumbestdog667]

"Im going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!"

[@cakrabayubudireksa4609]

@@Thedumbestdog667 it's supposed to be "They're going to bury what's left in ya in the Soup Can"

[@plzcheck286AAA]

What. Is. Your. PFP. That better not be what I'm thinkin what it is.

[@Thedumbestdog667]

@@cakrabayubudireksa4609 i was close

[@DuftwolkePiiNK]

@@plzcheck286AAA rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai

[@c-man9406]

4:02 yikes

[@carloscruz452]

That did not age well

[@luisrosales3430]

I don't get it

[@itzthevad3r242]

Says the person with a anime profile pic .

[@seifelshenawi6211]

Bruh

[@baldwinablog5897]

@@itzthevad3r242 says the person who has nothing but black profile pic

[@RochRich.]

Takeo after drinking a perk on Gorod Krovi: “As Dempsey would say, spot has been hit”

[@franktoth1272]

"Zombie richtofen isn't that crazy" Me after tag der toten and all the jumpscares: sure

[@grubskies4221]

I love how primus Nikola isn't addicted to vodka, just bacon

[@CreamSupreme444]

4:04 Uhhhhh, this is awkward.

[@extenduss]

I love how some of the jokes come full circle.

[@SpunchNicely]

4:09 Couldn’t have said it better myself Richtofen.

[@keepcalmandpanic]

5:30 LMGD 😂😂 man never new Richthofen can be funny

[@mallard975]

Ikr especially when when he gets a sniper🤣🤣

[@yo-mn4yz]

6:11 this is why I love Dempsey

[@mintf4557]

5:28 the fact it continued the previous quote was awesome

[@cookiescream8628]

3:38 and 2:38 Played in that order is my favorite quote from Nikolai. It’s stupid but absolutely hysterical to me.

[@Orochi97Jr]

6:43 When you're about to say "fuck off" but your parents come into the room:

[@w1ndgeneral226]

"Nice save"

[@cakrabayubudireksa4609]

8:27 is there no end to this senseless slaughter I mean IS THERE NO END TO THIS SENSELESS SLAUGHTER?!

[@AML665]

🤣

[@Dr.Indalecio]

"Could you imagine undead me? How silly is that" Hey, you knock that meta 4th wall humor off Edward.

[@Dredwin_]

4:10 every zombie player when they get a bad gun 6:44 also zombies players when they keep getting bad guns

[@A.Z.296]

2:52, Cave Johnson and GlAdOs would be proud.

[@apersonyounowknow8012]

5:57 when you see the plaugehounds for the first time

[@w1ndgeneral226]

I guess that's how you know they nailed the design.

[@reggiekuy1250]

4:06 yeah about that one mate

[@lotion5238]

2:00 nikolai could be the announcer for cold war zombies with that imitation

[@lennyface8195]

My favorite line is still: *"I have hammer, someone go find me sickle!"*

[@SpiderSwag720]

10:57 that laught from Nikolai got me crying over here

[@sl0ppynuts_official]

Same😂😂😂

[@fishnutz5196]

Richtofin has alot of quotes about throats and swallowing....

[@apersonyounowknow8012]

Interesting

[@jocelantonettetenoc5996]

If Ulitmis Richtofen is the power bottom, then Primis is just bottom, i guess.

[@theoofliabilty3070]

6:37 I actually always say it like that

[@Mango.fr_]

5:09 you probably know this one

[@CACUSA]

Yup. I know, and i hate it.

[@landonbaker4075]

More like SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPRIT get it teen sprit 😅

[@JoblessJimmy]

8:36 Took a while

[@reddemon8802]

??

[@atomic6305]

@@reddemon8802 Takeo didn’t get as much humor as the rest of the characters and he only has one

[@reddemon8802]

@@atomic6305 oh yeah, he also doesn't have much of a personality, tbh

[@shaosei6157]

@@reddemon8802 he has a funny voice like in shangri-la, when you turn on the power he says: “Easter egg was very easy this time....oh, wait, that was just the power”

[@reddemon8802]

@@shaosei6157 yeah, but they never really gave him a personality for us to witness, which is a real shame. He could've been such a greater character

[@thebaba29]

I'm gonna miss these guys so much 😭

[@ibeload6960]

“Richtofen” I grabbed Dempsey and asked him what LMG stood for and he said let go of me dumbass” I didn’t know it was LMGD 😂

[@P41ma1]

Ironically these quotes really hide the anger of Nikolai. His quotes between characters show how much rage and grief he really has

[@Kaleb_x]

4:09 even the characters feel the pain of getting that gun

[@cybershoutmon9741]

I unironically love the svg-100

[@dpgamezderek8137]

​@@cybershoutmon9741 Its just not to par with the drakon and Locus.

[@cybersand]

10:13 i like when they impersonate each other

[@derisen8872]

3:58 omgg foreshadowing for blood of the dead

[@bell.1]

3:41 how Russian compare there wood

[@scarlettkara2762]

Richtofen: "As a dochtor, I already know it is wise to use protection" Uncle Noly: "Send it in raw kids" Ultimis Richtofen to anyone who asks: "DO YOU LIKE MY GLOWING GREEN BALLS???"

[@carlosacosta1170]

Dempsey:hates ass tasted gum Richtofen:wants to make lemonade a weapon Nikolia:hates vomiting

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Man i love the interactions and chemistry that they had like Dempsey and ricthoften’s little rivalry like they simply are the funniest and most human crew in all of cod history

[@KageJason]

I like how during revelations, characters actively get mad about getting a sniper from the box Like actual players do

[@sandow8575]

Richtofen saying "Oh you can just fuck off box." I think is my favorite.

[@King_Karp_III]

90% Richtofen and Nikolai being crackheads 10% Dempsey and Takeo doing who knows what

[@PewTheToaster]

An American voice actor doing a Russian guy trying to do a Scottish accent drunkenly. What. A. Mouthful.

[@zachfierro7105]

I love how he moved with the laugh 6:31