I am so happy that people enjoyed our video this much:) I hope to upload a higher quality version somtime in the near future, as it has now been.... almost 15 years since we posted this! Much love to my husband (Jim) my brother (Barry) and our friend John McCune for being a part of this video:)
@COTCGaming2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see that, I've always watched this at least once a year with friends since we first found it. It's made a lot of silly good memories with my friends and I.
@anniekate762 жыл бұрын
It was so great, I still come watch yours sometimes :)
@BonnieBogovich2 жыл бұрын
@@anniekate76 Feels like yesterday... how the heck is this 15 years ago?!?!?!?!?!
@Anthony_Cika2 жыл бұрын
This Video has been sitting in a personal playlist of mine for about 12 or 13 years now. Just... wow I am not sixteen anymore.
@ignaciosavi77392 жыл бұрын
Cool
@ross81712 жыл бұрын
One of the coolest things about JoCo's songs is that they always put you into the mood that you're already in. If you're really depressed and you watch this, you'll appreciate the darker undertones of the lyrics. If you're happy or excited or whatever, you'll take the song at face value and enjoy it without thinking too hard. Sometimes, you even feel both at the same time which is strange and kind of worrying. Crap, my comment leaving pill is wearing off.
@chefuwu73262 жыл бұрын
this comment is fantastic!
@emeraldnickel Жыл бұрын
Red’s for focus, blue’s to not get upset… yellow’s for comments fr
@nikky_kakashi9 ай бұрын
11 Y/O COMMENT WITH ONLY 2 REPLIES? I FIXED THAT
@HugoCornellier5 жыл бұрын
This video is a masterpiece, and totally should have won first place
@nicklespale224 жыл бұрын
WHAT!? IT DIDN'T WIN FIRST PLACE???
@memegenerator86333 жыл бұрын
in what
@worm99863 жыл бұрын
@@memegenerator8633 yeah, actually
@HugoCornellier3 жыл бұрын
@@memegenerator8633 The artist held a music video competition for this song. This video didn’t win, but should have imo.
@russianhat77253 жыл бұрын
Shouldve won
@czechmeowt286810 жыл бұрын
The steak-taste-better pill. Buy it now.
@BrennanFensling10 жыл бұрын
makes it taste like bacon :D
@czechmeowt286810 жыл бұрын
....bacon covered steak with cheese on top. Try it. its literally the best thing ever. just take steak, wrap it in bacon and melt some cheese on it (i use smoked goat cheese)
@BabylonGames79810 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
@czechmeowt286810 жыл бұрын
>:D
@NeminemMashups3 жыл бұрын
I think about this song every time I eat something particularly good after smoking some weed. ;)
@Baba-rv2uf Жыл бұрын
gem
@ianalford94109 жыл бұрын
The person who brought us such classics as "Still Alive" and "Want You Gone"
@russianhat77253 жыл бұрын
True dat
@Mr12Relic8 ай бұрын
This is a triumph
@keemstarkreamstar7069 Жыл бұрын
GEM
@ministerofpropagandaindoct4966 Жыл бұрын
Gemerald
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate11 ай бұрын
The gem that defined a generation
@chumbucket69892 жыл бұрын
i heard this song ONCE ten years ago and it since got stuck in my head every time i was at rock bottom. thank you for making this lol
@Rekuoyama332 жыл бұрын
agreed
@FatHaaland4 ай бұрын
Xhe will always be a gem
@saddamhussein71816 ай бұрын
Glistening fast paced genre defining ahead of is time gemerald
@leolim1333 Жыл бұрын
Gem
@SchizophrenixTheGaul347811 ай бұрын
I feel /calm/ after taking meds ☺️
@AngelWillDominate10 жыл бұрын
heard this song in highschool. I started randomly singing it in the shower and wondered if there was a music video. success.
@GNUBernieSandersEliteGNUEmacsU10 жыл бұрын
damn casual gamers.
@GNUBernieSandersEliteGNUEmacsU9 жыл бұрын
cod videos?
@Wmega_U9 жыл бұрын
Dan Cocc and he said "HAS" long "HAS" pi PS: He didn't even f***ing realize that the full equivalent of pi is 3 PSS: His comment was edited...
@duntadaman78419 жыл бұрын
Viktor Simon I would totally play Call of Peasants! In one level, armed with only a pitchfork and a torch you have to expell the angry werewolf from the castle that overlooks your small village. In another you have to stop the invading Germans by burning everything you love ahead of them and trying to hold them of in the fire, again with the trusty pitchfork at your side.
@viktorsimon60369 жыл бұрын
Duntada Man Genius. Someone should make this a reality!
@ItsCosmoTewulf5 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Jonathan Coulton, the guy who made this song, also wrote Still Alive from Portal.
@MudrIvolk3 жыл бұрын
Oh, for real? I did not know about it
@Sheovion3 жыл бұрын
that's interesting
@nyiramachabelli3 жыл бұрын
This song always reminds me of Portal, but I couldn't remember why! Thanks for reminding me!
@idonnow23 жыл бұрын
bruh
@deftcoleman05523 жыл бұрын
That’s the reason I’m here
@JamesWrightLBC2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video. It lasts longer when I take my Song Lasts Longer Pill.
@jamiechudyk2370 Жыл бұрын
I performed this song with my fourth grade class for an assembly as per request made by our music teacher Mr. Aquino in front of the entire school and our parents about 15 years ago and I still think about this frequently
@pnex0 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m thinking Gemmy
@readuth14887 ай бұрын
Glistening
@cthulhu22238 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story? ... Drugs... I-I think.
@obremon20008 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's always about drugs. No matter what u talking about its always them ALWAYS
@cthulhu22238 жыл бұрын
Obremon yes.
@gihadflab8 жыл бұрын
Lol. All of Jonathan Coulton's songs actually have quite a bit of thought and criticism in them. The fact that they are all pretty upbeat is what makes them genius. This song in particular is a critique of how over-medicated the modern world is. The point is about how there is a pill for every damn thing, when the reality of it is that the meds create a dependency and a false world which is more or less blinding to an individual.
@cthulhu22238 жыл бұрын
Iain MacIntyre I just made a joke holy fuck.
@gihadflab8 жыл бұрын
+Nobody At all I wasn't insulting you, I was just discussing the song and the artist. Didn't mean for it to come off as aggressive kg anything.
@shaneallcroft31914 жыл бұрын
SO AHEAD OF ITS TIME, STILL THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO ON KZbin BY FAR
@KTGetc8 жыл бұрын
God, I have been looking for this video for nine years. I first saw it back in high school. I think one of the people involved with making it is my old classmate Devin's cousin? Anyway, YEARS. This is the first JoCo song I ever heard (through this video). This started a hell of a good thing.
@Taldoz3 жыл бұрын
This song and video are the exact visual representation of how it feels when you accidentally take your ADHD meds with Coffee
@DanaTheInsane11 ай бұрын
Accidentally?
@Booooooooooooooooooooooooooon3 ай бұрын
Watched this often as a kid and now rewatching as an adult who takes multiple meds a day to feel normal. Still hasn’t changed my love for this song and this video
@RubyRobbersKneesocks10 жыл бұрын
this is my happy song thank you fantasticaneer
@Punchy19925 жыл бұрын
It's not a happy song...
@jacobwingers52065 жыл бұрын
alex veley Yes it is, lyrics are straight giving life advice
@Ufosxm14 жыл бұрын
This is exactly as I see the song too. Nicely done!
@vinnv22611 жыл бұрын
I saw/heard this for the first time at least 5 years ago. I added it to my favorites and forgot about it for at least 5 years, then I discovered it again and now it's stuck in my head all the time
@oldoldsoveryold10 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh we are so in sync. That happend to me too.
@vinnv22610 жыл бұрын
I got curious and looked up some of his other songs, so now I have them all in my head at the same time
@krissvampprincess3 жыл бұрын
It just popped up on my Spotify. Here's your 6 year later reminder of this song.
@pentexsucks439 ай бұрын
REAL classic KZbin. So much nostalgia, running garbage windows vista watching this.
@coolshit32113 жыл бұрын
this song helps me when my depersonalization is really bad, i sing and dance to it, and i really do start feeling fantastic! thanks whoever made this song, your helping me come out of my dp and can't thank you enough!
@clippy64178 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this one didn't take first place. The video is fantastic.
@vaszgul7365 жыл бұрын
I just started taking antidepressants and all I can say is this song is now my life and I sing it whenever I take my meds.
@xalexis.editsx6 жыл бұрын
Ahhh what a blast from the past!! I FEEL FANTASTIC! AND I'VE NEVER FELT AS GOOD AS HOW I DO RIGHT NOW, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE WHEN I THINK OF HOW I FELT THAT DAY, WHEN I FELT THE WAY THAT I DO RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW!
@veryberry393 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it's been 13 years. 😭 I keep coming back to this video every so often. It always makes me laugh!
@sebastianortiz18413 жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty old for a youtube video but its still great.
@Tyronius_Maximus Жыл бұрын
Gemmy
@marcantiojo77038 ай бұрын
Cotton Schwab get back to the fields
@xalexis.editsx6 жыл бұрын
I found this back when that "I feel fantastic, hey, hey, hey" shit was going on and here I am, back again. Love this song!❤️
I've watched this video over ten times, and it never gets old. The guy's expressions are HILARIOUS.
@eraykaan9 жыл бұрын
Fantastic Orb brought me he- FUCK!
@sinisterurge96279 жыл бұрын
Yes me too and it's equally as creepy lol
@Zenharu9 жыл бұрын
Eray Kebabçı oha türk :O
@StampyDodgersx2EverDothedeWURE9 жыл бұрын
Eray Kebabçı Tha Orb Make Me Come Hereh
@TempestKrimps8 жыл бұрын
Same
@fredbearfazbear30048 жыл бұрын
isn't this just Fantastic 1.fun?
@goodstuff8156 Жыл бұрын
>medication is… le good?
@salamander466810 ай бұрын
Marge, is the song ironic ir no?
@cheradaninezakalwe28513 ай бұрын
This is is incredibly underrated. 16 years old and still taking my medicine too!
@KARAJDESIGNS3 ай бұрын
16 years later, and this song still has it!
@clockworkNate2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe it's been sooo long. I remember when I was 18 and roofing, I was off for the winter and got my wisdom teeth out and was prescribed percs.... this song was my theme song that winter and this video just just upped the upper happiness level past max... Sometimes I miss those percocet days but this video still brings me happiness 😄
@Jaditron10 жыл бұрын
without further ado... the fantastic orb!
@MsTwte10 жыл бұрын
it's actually a really sad song
@xboxman34110 жыл бұрын
How????
@H4rdQu0r310 жыл бұрын
xboxman341 because the guy sings about feeling fantastic while he's using drugs for all his problems. his life actually completely sucks =/
@xboxman34110 жыл бұрын
yeah I guess so
@MrTCM81710 жыл бұрын
FLip Mode Wow dude. You're kind of bumming me out. Now I need my happy pills!
@xboxman34110 жыл бұрын
Lol
@meleniumshane905 жыл бұрын
11 years later and still great. This should have won that contest.
@robertyeah22598 жыл бұрын
This is actually darkly hilarious and somewhat depressing. This sounds like it could be about stimulant psychosis.
@philiphanhurst26555 жыл бұрын
A lot of Jonathan Coulton’s songs are like that, at least the ones I’ve heard. They’re upbeat and happy but when you stop and listen to the lyrics they’re pretty depressing.
@akira48395 жыл бұрын
Thank you, FBI
@morgankasper52273 жыл бұрын
@@philiphanhurst2655 well these lyrics have no downsides other than him getting stood up by his date
@bigwillicus40353 жыл бұрын
@@morgankasper5227 Its literally about an overmedicated man who doesnt acknowledge any of his problems because he's always high as fuck.
@ThePhantom45163 жыл бұрын
Morgan Kasper I guess constantly being over reliant on drugs isn’t THAT bad
@angst.5 жыл бұрын
FeelsGoodMan Clap
@pacific79010 ай бұрын
I found this song today, and this is the 7th time I'm hearing it today. This is so good yet sooo underrated.
@beegod2553 жыл бұрын
Dream when he takes his normal pills
@Dexsting6 жыл бұрын
Don't know which line is better. "Driving on drugs is better when they're prescription." Or " the wine lasts longer when you don't have to share it with someone." or "steak tastes better when I take my steak tastes better pill."
@Alex-zv3uc6 ай бұрын
I always thought this was the official music video
@psykomancer44203 ай бұрын
It fits so well
@lukethekuya11 ай бұрын
I LOVE taking my meds I LOVE drinking soylent I LOVE eating my daily bug rations and I LOVE being Happy™ doing this
@RotomRules6410 жыл бұрын
YOU CANNOT STOP MY HAPPINESS
@okartichoke17 күн бұрын
WOAH I think saw this video about 7 years ago when I first found out about Jonathan Coulton (I was leaving middle school at the time). I didn't even realize this was personal long lost media, but it's watching it is bringing back so many memories for me. Great vid!
@drew-115 жыл бұрын
FORSENBAJS forsenE
@lukijez5 жыл бұрын
I C BAJS forsen1
@pyo64105 жыл бұрын
BAJS?
@Billy-rp3so5 жыл бұрын
what is wrong with you guys
@UgandalfTheBrown5 жыл бұрын
forsenE
@zemmygo5 жыл бұрын
Billy PepeLaugh
@KFISHOWPIGS9 жыл бұрын
Lyrics: NOTE: These may be incorrect. [Verse 1] Get up early when the sleepin' pill wakes me, take a wake up pill, I'm filled of energy! I power on hard and I check my messages, but I don't have any messages. I take a driving pill and head to my car. I drive around a bit 'cause work isn't very far. I call my phone and I check my messages, but I don't have any messages. [Bridge to Chorus] All I know is driving on stuff is better when they're perscription. (NO IT'S NOT.... I think. Just don't try it.) All I know is the world beautiful the world looks so dang beautiful. [Chorus] I FEEL FANTASTIC! And I've never felt as good as how I do right now, Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now! (x2) [Verse 2] Work is anything but quiet these days, I try to medicate my concentration aids. I can see the day unfold in front of me, so I take the stairs and hit the gym. The phone is ringing when I get to my desk, what's this thing, there's now a sharp pain in my chest! So I take a CalmenEx and then chill. And then it's time for lunch again. [Bridge to Chorus] All I know is work is easy when you don't stress out about deadlines, All I know is to take my medicine I always take my medicine, and [Chorus] I FEEL FANTASTIC! And I've never felt as good as how I do right now, Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now! (x2) Sometimes I like to slow things down, Enjoy the moment, but when I look the moment's gone. [Verse 3] Work is over but I can't stay to work late, gotta get ready for my second date, with a pretty girl that I met at the pharmacy. Right in the prescription line. I take a pill for my social anxiety, I get a table and I nice bottle of chambree. (Idk) Now it's getting late and there's still no sign of her. Have another glass of wine. [Bridge to Chorus] All I know is wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share with someone, All I know is steak tastes better when I take my steak taste-better pill, and [Chorus] I FEEL FANTASTIC! And I've never felt as good as how I do right now, Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now, right now! (x2) Man, that took a while.
@623pieman7 жыл бұрын
Much appreciated
@PYC13374 жыл бұрын
With* energy and not of, thank you very much for spending your time writing down the lyrics.
@xuansonhapo12349 жыл бұрын
I feel fantastic hey hey hey
@iremmuhit61884 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SwissPainsh3 жыл бұрын
ahhh i see what u did there
@GuruZap13 жыл бұрын
I live my life every day with this song on repeat.
@antonyspizza51509 ай бұрын
This song just got recommended to me this morning, It's probably been about 12 years since I've heard it. I forgot how great and funny this song was, I'm so glad to come across it all these years later. I can say that this has really made my day :)
@peterjohnisback11 ай бұрын
I remember listening to this when I was 5 whenever I was sad. Always made me happy.
@ussnorthcarolinabb-55173 жыл бұрын
When the normal pills kick in
@Mrbuba999 жыл бұрын
I FEEL FANSTASTIC ?
@josefstalin80694 жыл бұрын
I TOO USE ALL CAPS AND ADD QUESTION MARKS TO STATEMENTS?
@yatvii18403 жыл бұрын
Yes
@raspberry1440kb3 жыл бұрын
run, run, run.
@unusuariocualquiera71183 жыл бұрын
Hey hey heeey
@user-nh8vu6lk3c3 жыл бұрын
@Dr.Kleiner Adventures! yes but 2m views
@Mudkip9719 жыл бұрын
I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH PLAY GAME MY GAME THE GAME FANTASTIC FANTASTIC IS MY GAME -Fantasticaneer 2012
@PoniPlague9 жыл бұрын
+Jay The Robloxian Live like a windrammer as you fuck. -Vinny
@MarioMario62989 жыл бұрын
I can't tell yolk how much I love that game.
@THEREALSPARTAN8 жыл бұрын
+Mudkip971 Fantasticaneer is muchfords shamrock. Fantabuloso is very antibad though.
@tagerimm8 жыл бұрын
+Mudkip971 I Lost The Game
@Brekner3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, i used to listen to this before going to work like 10 years ago! Holy cow i can't believe i forgot about this amazing song!!!
@QuikVidGuy2 жыл бұрын
I like the details like how the window changes through the evening
@quentinfontenot54312 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate that you made this... I first heard the song when I wasn't on meds (but needed them)... Now Im on meds and it hits way different now 🤣 and I FEEL FANTASTIC!
@Tetcherson10 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does the hostile coworker look like James Rolfe?
@SeboIIon4 жыл бұрын
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!?!
@fabianhaegi37344 жыл бұрын
Good eye, I just rewatched it..it does look like him...that co worker is asssss....
@someperson7604 жыл бұрын
“Thank god someone said it” says the future man
@Tetcherson4 жыл бұрын
Five years passed and I still think he looks like the Nerd.
@someperson7604 жыл бұрын
THE MAYOR OF FLAVORTOWN I know right. I’m about 13 and watched Cinemassacre for ages. I’ve seen James grow, he still has the EXACT same look...
@slayertidus217 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this only has 2000 comments since it's been on KZbin for 10 years
@evbunke213 жыл бұрын
I stand by my decision to favorite this video four years ago.
@TheAnnyParker5 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this video when I'm feeling down. It's a wonderful song
@mikeribaudo6267 Жыл бұрын
This song ages well.
@ce76249 ай бұрын
This video looks like some Mr. Bean thing, but the undertones are actually quite dark. A dystopian idea of drugging all your problems away.
@catto30625 жыл бұрын
FeelsAmazingMan Clap
@killhemer2226 жыл бұрын
legendary video I've been watching since 2010.
@Angelgun262113 жыл бұрын
Never gets old, no matter how many times I see it :)
@sansarsalvogamingtr313 Жыл бұрын
FeelsGoodMan
@Zoradude649 жыл бұрын
The good old fantastic orb..
@vensha21128 жыл бұрын
Fantastic Game brought me here
@scrungyb.51737 жыл бұрын
Felisha Burruel fire orb
@Testcat8 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, just found out its the same guy that made "still alive" for portal
@Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows8 ай бұрын
I first saw this video when I was in 11th grade. Now I'm in my 30's and I still come watch again it sometimes. :) I'm here today because I'm having a great morning for the first time in awhile and this is the first song that popped into my head.
@PurpleCubone4 жыл бұрын
First time I heard this was on Spotify. I had to see the music video- I wasn't disappointed
@jonathanquarles86049 жыл бұрын
How... did I get here?!
@ninety599310 жыл бұрын
PILLS HERE! ~Lewis
@tomjackal570810 жыл бұрын
Louis*
@bobbaeba9 жыл бұрын
Tom Jackal Jewis*
@greenierful9 жыл бұрын
Andrius Bandzinas Jewish*
@buttermen113 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Coulton is one of the best artists of our generation.
@Cyberbrak12 жыл бұрын
I do not understand how this didn't win the contest. This is the best JoCo video on the 'net.
@troymartin42604 жыл бұрын
Dude, you should never take steak taste better pill within 72 hours of taking a driving pill!
@YuuyaKZMI2 жыл бұрын
Anyone here from The Fantastic Game?
@diolaneiuma215 Жыл бұрын
I am! ✋
@fwildt13 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite youtube videos out of all of them.
@museofthesea Жыл бұрын
15 years later, this is still FANTASTIC.
@mouseymousey029 жыл бұрын
This song is actually a pretty good representation of how it feels the first day you take antidepressants. I FEEL FANTASTIC!
@DanaTheInsane5 жыл бұрын
I wish. But it does remind me of my first month on adderall
@SovLestlandia4 жыл бұрын
@@paynefullytwisted8752 felt pretty much the same. They made me so goddamn tired.
@vitorodino98512 жыл бұрын
@@DanaTheInsane It was euphoric, wasn't it? I felt complete the first day I took it.
@DanaTheInsane11 ай бұрын
@@vitorodino9851 except sadly now I’m an old heart patient and I can’t have Adderall anymore. I miss that Energy.
@jangofett74212 жыл бұрын
The fantastic orb.
@maxim148210 жыл бұрын
Great job on this! It's hilarious XD
@CraigJClark13 жыл бұрын
This is one of my all-time favorite Jonathan Coulton videos. Classic!
@PhoenixInLove6 жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite videos on the internet.
@akulette10 жыл бұрын
The fantastic fantastic orb Vinesauce got me here
@guvrand78829 жыл бұрын
Lol same here
@londondeer9 жыл бұрын
Fantastic gaem
@michaelthewither9 жыл бұрын
***** yes! somebody noticed else about this song in game, fantastic game :D
@babaganoush23149 жыл бұрын
***** i feel fantastic.
@londondeer9 жыл бұрын
AND I NEVER FELT AS GOOD AS HOW I DO RIGHT NOW EXCEPT FOR MAYBE WHEN I THINK OF HOW I FELT THAT DAY WHEN I FELT THE WAY THAT I FELT RIGHT NOW
@KSBitar5 жыл бұрын
I think the point of this song is that we often over medicate the symptoms without treating the underlying cause. In this case, the character takes medicine for everything without addressing his social isolation. I can't be the only one who's noticed that loneliness is an overwhelming theme in this song. His daily routine seems to consist of going to work and going to bed and little else. He keeps checking his phone with no messages. There's even an entire verse about a date not showing up. I think the line "wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone" is very telling.
@somo42277 ай бұрын
they never want to face hardships in life rather they take a pill to numb their lonelyness
@FlamingDiskord13 жыл бұрын
So. Epic. I have been watching this for almost three days
@zex58766 жыл бұрын
I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me I take a wake up pill and fill with energy I power on hard and I check my messages But I don't have any messages I take a driving pill and head to my car I drive around a bit 'cause work isn't very far I call my phone and I check my messages But I don't have any messages All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription All I know is the world looks beautiful, the world looks so damn beautiful I feel fantastic And I never felt as good as how I do right now Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day When I felt the way that I do right now, right now I feel fantastic And I never felt as good as how I do right now Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now Work is anything but quiet these days I try to medicate my concentration haze I can see the day unfold in front of me So I take the stairs and hit the gym The phone is ringing when I get to my desk What was a stinging's now a sharp pain in my chest So I take a Calminex and just chill And then it's time for lunch again All I know is work is easy when you don't stress out about deadlines All I know is I take my medicine I always take my medicine And I feel fantastic And I never felt as good as how I do right now Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now I feel fantastic And I never felt as good as how I do right now Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now Right now, right now, right now... Sometimes I'd like to slow things down And enjoy the moment But when I look the moment's gone Work is over but I can't stay to work late Got to leave and get ready for my second date With a pretty girl that I met at the pharmacy Right in the prescription line I take a pill for my social anxiety I get a table and a nice bottle of chablis Now it's getting late and there's still no sign of her I have another glass of wine All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone All I know is the steak tastes better when I take my Steak-tastes-better pill And I feel fantastic And I never felt as good as how I do right now Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day When I felt the way that I do right now, right now And I feel fantastic And I never felt as good as how I do right now Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now