Gonna be honest, week's been rough. Found out I'm going to have surgery---not something I particularly wanted to hear at this age, bad family shit happening, lost a really close friend and am going through a sickness at the moment. Never take for granted what KZbinrs can do for you. Anthony and multiple other KZbinrs have really helped me through this all by just creating things to relax to and distract myself with. Through this week, thanks for continuing to stay on your consistent grind, per usual. At the end of the day, it's incredible how little things like some videos about music can change an entire person's mood and attitude for a bit. Thanks, Anthony. :) Edit: Ty for all the kind wishes.
@lobsterrock45705 жыл бұрын
praying for you!
@faust35305 жыл бұрын
Hope you're getting through this ok buddy. What's your favourite album or 2019 so far?
@TheMetalTempestYT5 жыл бұрын
@@lobsterrock4570 thanks, man!
@TheMetalTempestYT5 жыл бұрын
@@faust3530 I did a video of my top 15 so far over on my channel not too long ago, but it'd either be Saor's new album, Swallow the Sun's new album or Heilung's new album. :) What about you, friend?
@OfficialPrettyLittleLiars5 жыл бұрын
Hope things look up for you soon man
@austinb83235 жыл бұрын
this doesn't look like NFR
@Gabriel0712935 жыл бұрын
This is just giving-Lana-del-Rey-a-10 with extra steps
@groupielover30465 жыл бұрын
Periodt omg
@DJ-vg1pr5 жыл бұрын
Lana Del Ray won't get a 10
@nono-mb5wf5 жыл бұрын
It'll get a 9
@OrangeCrush_Brandon5 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the TOOL review.
@BrandonGiordano5 жыл бұрын
He did put it up
@rhama87515 жыл бұрын
I'll save you the trouble, it sucks.
@kelseymaypole70485 жыл бұрын
@@BrandonGiordano No, that was a joke video remember? I'm sure the real, accurate review will come out soon
@gS0yeUE0udz7d5 жыл бұрын
Terrible News Limp Bizkit [SOON]
@AWM055 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for a good TOOL album.
@jom48085 жыл бұрын
Where is the Lana Review Melon !?
@Gfin285 жыл бұрын
used to be hot but got some bad surgery, still a porn legend 7/10
@joshs71605 жыл бұрын
@@Gfin28 I just don't understand why her jawline is literally wider now.
@karavdb86885 жыл бұрын
Fr thooo
@karazimsabour78995 жыл бұрын
Yeah Melon you're skipping us on that one
@sycamore26565 жыл бұрын
@@joshs7160 her cheeks are so bloated now... god she used to be so hot, she can look fine now with tge right haircut and makeup
@thegroove145 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for Lana’s album to get a higher rating than Tool!
@countdooku71525 жыл бұрын
Tools fans are heartbroken right now
@tiffanyr22145 жыл бұрын
Yaaaassss he is going to at least give her an 8!
@sammo25605 жыл бұрын
Fear Inoculum is a 6 imo. NFR is a 9 honestly. Definitely top 5 albums of the year for me.
@andrealoko_5 жыл бұрын
i always thought tool was a better group of musicians than lana ..until august 30th, 2019.
@lilhastag95615 жыл бұрын
Tool album is grower. Its better than Lanas album.
@TheJumboBurrito5 жыл бұрын
still waiting for The One Outstanding Lana record melon
@ellaaahhh5 жыл бұрын
Carl L I cant describe the vibe this comment gives off but it made me laugh
@julianderrico81325 жыл бұрын
NFR 10/10
@widM_5 жыл бұрын
That's done deal. No review needed.
@Ar-px4yd5 жыл бұрын
Julian D'Errico W
@Chavezjoselyn5 жыл бұрын
Review Norman F****** Rockwell man
@timj46015 жыл бұрын
Good thing you reminded him otherwise he would have never reviewed it lol
@spamsingles59485 жыл бұрын
Norman *DEMONITIZED* Rockwell
@FELCommentary5 жыл бұрын
Great review Anthony but please give NFR a super high rating so I can complain in your comments.
@jackmcmuscles5 жыл бұрын
This is like the soundtrack to an arcade game that fuses with your mind and body and hurts you in real life
@treefingers65723 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty good idea for a music video to one of these tracks. I'm imagining a house of the dead style light gun game, and the camera keeps cutting back to the player in the arcade getting more and more fucked up, chunks taken out of their shoulder, fingers bitten off, as they progressively get overwhelmed by the game. God dammit why can't I just get a budget to make a music video myself, there's so many cool ideas that haven't been done before
@vedatandak33125 жыл бұрын
can’t believe you gave a 11/10 to this new lana album
@karavdb86885 жыл бұрын
Ik quite a change from the 2 he gave ultraviolence
@botsecici10925 жыл бұрын
Götünü siktirse 6'lık albüm
@el_felkx88225 жыл бұрын
@@cl8804 Bro...how many comments did you respond to? The amount of free time people have....
@countdooku71525 жыл бұрын
Is Lana getting a 10/10?
@danceshimmyshake125 жыл бұрын
bartender keeps it from getting a 10/10
@manny53725 жыл бұрын
@@danceshimmyshake12 You mean Happiness Is A Bore
@jaramoneja5 жыл бұрын
@@manny5372 happiness is a butterfly is a fantastic track
@sammo25605 жыл бұрын
Mayday wtf no Happiness Is A Butterfly is one of the best songs on the album. Bartender is definitely the worst.
@DavidNicolet205 жыл бұрын
The worst songs are Cinnamon Girl and How to dissappear...
@hh9505 жыл бұрын
No Death Drop in best tracks? An unfortunate but respectable statement. However, saying you hope that Lana Del Ray will get "dropped to her death" is a bit much.
@Sasasala3865 жыл бұрын
Where the Lana Del 10 Review?
@ambralemon5 жыл бұрын
A kind reminder: 7 means that he liked it.
@ПитерГриффин-л5л5 жыл бұрын
no shit
@ittay1235 жыл бұрын
That Lana del Rey record won't dissapear if you keep ignoring it bud
@MyVidMix5 жыл бұрын
The whole album sounds so dense yet fresh. 💀Drop, 🏠 vs.🏡, No 🎲 & 🤫 💰 are kinda like the poster children of the albums sound while Wings of Hate is my favourite track to put on repeat.
@GuysOfFilm5 жыл бұрын
Didn't you have Love Is A Parasite as a best track? What happened?
@canon72685 жыл бұрын
I went back to double check and he definitely did. It was the 8/4 track review
@lisafaye5 жыл бұрын
this is not NFR 🙈
@reeko32825 жыл бұрын
You had ‘Love is a Parasite’ in your top tracks of the week a little while back?
@jessechuff5 жыл бұрын
Paul Ross yeah I was SUPER confused about that. I know he often will have tracks grow on him so I wasn’t surprised to see House vs House in his faves, but this was weird to see.
@asheroberts47635 жыл бұрын
he also put billie eilish Bury a Friend on a worst song of the week list but then listed it as one of his faves of the album and has since said the album is one of his favs of the year .. make it make sense
@ThePoolsideConvo5 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the Lana Del Ray album review
@Super-zq3pn5 жыл бұрын
iShootTooMuch We actually askin for that?
@lamestudiosinc4185 жыл бұрын
Lmao who wants to bet it'll be the second 0 this year?
@goddamndog5 жыл бұрын
@@lamestudiosinc418 your name is really what holds any integrity to this comment, and that ain't a good thing my friend
@truepoison79275 жыл бұрын
@@user-eo4vu2xu3h your mama
@AyemdeeMusic5 жыл бұрын
Yeah cuz no one besides her fans care.
@astral_plane_crash5 жыл бұрын
Hey Anthony. Where's your torso? I only see a floating head and two arms. Thanks!
@97EDUB5 жыл бұрын
I’m glad he cover his pot belly.
@zenmastakilla5 жыл бұрын
Loved the album. Why is literally nobody in the comments talking about it? Lol
@davvidcamachoromero30575 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t look like Lana Del Rey review
@kaknerproductions24955 жыл бұрын
Is the cover of this album considered cannibalism to melon because they’re both fruit?
@alexanderflorea3935 жыл бұрын
It's like animals eating animals
@NotACutie5 жыл бұрын
It's Apples to Melons.
@Zenssei5 жыл бұрын
You didnt have to explain the joke
@Samarama19945 жыл бұрын
go scream rhinestone eyes
@michaelh.12295 жыл бұрын
Lana 10/10 melon.
@ErkaaJ5 жыл бұрын
It's female incel pop, like I don't get her. If there was a guy singing about 'women just do this, and women just do that' (e.g. Hopsin) then we'd be laughing. I just don't get the appeal.
@horsemann73545 жыл бұрын
@@ErkaaJ Have you actually listened to NFR?
@ErkaaJ5 жыл бұрын
Horse Mann Yes, I really want to enjoy it because it seems like I'm missing something. But right from the first song "You're just a man child" it sets the tone for the rest of a painful hour of female bitterness. And the Gershwin "tribute" is just butchering. I've heard that if you're a guy you can't understand Lana, and although I don't accept that type of separation I can respect it.
@ErkaaJ5 жыл бұрын
Horse Mann I'll just add that I love her voice and aesthetic, although I find it mostly boring from a musical stand point. But I would have to ignore the lyrics to even get the slightest of enjoyment, which I presume is the essence of Lana.
@horsemann73545 жыл бұрын
@@ErkaaJ I'm a guy and I love Lana. Her music isn't anything revolutionary or groundbreaking but I guess it's an acquired taste.
@TheBlazeblizzard5 жыл бұрын
Yo this isn't the NFR review
@CainTheBoss5 жыл бұрын
These comments about lana are horrible, glad you liked this album Anthony, keep it up with the good reviews.
@jamebonez5 жыл бұрын
I like NFR but rabid Lana stans ruin everything. This is my AOTY so far and it's really annoying when 90% of the comments are about NFR instead of the album being reviewed.
@catherineward99965 жыл бұрын
jamebonez That’s because NFR is one of the best of her career
@facundozapata73645 жыл бұрын
@@catherineward9996 If that's the best she can offer after a decade of music making then she sucks lmao
@yahska28935 жыл бұрын
Nice review Melon! You made some compelling points but that album cover is kinda gross, so I’m gonna have to give it a light to decent 0
@tambrynguyen35695 жыл бұрын
I’m thinkin a light 0 to a strong 10 on this thing...tran
@lits27225 жыл бұрын
10/10 for me. I think he has only improved on all of the formulas he's used in the past as well as added some new ones seamlessly. Every song feels like a banger and only builds excitement for the next moment. Never felt let down.
@princessolmeca29335 жыл бұрын
Fuckbuttons belongs on a list of perfect band names.
@Karthik_Tiruv995 жыл бұрын
BLUEFACE, A$AP FERG, LITTLE BROTHER, COMMON, LANA DEL REY. GET TO WORK MELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON please & thank you for working this hard for us
@nopenope41835 жыл бұрын
I loved "love is a parasite" and if anything that repeating chord progression that serves as the hook for the first half reminded me of the riff off of "Brain Stew".
@yungcade44805 жыл бұрын
If you end up giving lana's new album a score less than 8 i'll will break your kneecaps anknee! Btw thanks for this review, the album is really good
@alexjameskeefer5 жыл бұрын
Gerardo Vásquez I’m calling a 9.
@_al3x13_45 жыл бұрын
sorry melon, you’ve taken too long to review the new lana record. i’ve already formed my own opinion :/
@cocanoharevan7365 жыл бұрын
Yes it’s good
@el_felkx88225 жыл бұрын
@@cl8804 Perhaps you are, the dumb bitch. Ever thought of that?
@_al3x13_45 жыл бұрын
Carl L pls don’t swear my mum checks my account
@gingdaninj30405 жыл бұрын
PLEASE REVIEW JEREMEY RENNER'S SONGS. spoiler alert: they are not good
@groupielover30465 жыл бұрын
Not me waiting for your NFR! Review for 3 days now...
@Mcneiltough925 жыл бұрын
Who else thought he was gonna give this album a bad review when you saw the beginning of the video
@97EDUB5 жыл бұрын
Melon only gives a bad review when he’s wearing the red flannel.
@jayfaisa60165 жыл бұрын
Can you please stop messaging my friend, Mellon? She's not into you.
@97EDUB5 жыл бұрын
That’s nothing compared to what my girlfriend. He sent her nudes of himself.
@spamsingles59485 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't she be into Melon?
@ju1cycrackfa1ry5 жыл бұрын
I'd low key date melo 😳🤭🙉💖👨❤️💋👨
@timwilcox96005 жыл бұрын
Pink by Boris on the shelf! I'm playing it now. It gets better as a perfect fusion of noise/metal/Japanese pop. A classic LP
@alejandromurdoch81975 жыл бұрын
This isn’t Lana
@jvictor30485 жыл бұрын
Sucks that everybody is only commenting about Lana. This album is fucking great, people should give it a shot.
@EnviousNV_5 жыл бұрын
Now I know how the tool fans feel because he’s about to make us WAIT for this Lana review
@sycamore26565 жыл бұрын
He just doesn't want to put up the review, cuz he gave Lana a good score.
@EnviousNV_5 жыл бұрын
Sycamore I think he’s going to give it like a 8 or 9 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@diegoramongonzalezmorales80575 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, Hopefully you'll get better, you're my favorite living melon STAY STRONG (set me love)
@ty_teynium5 жыл бұрын
I love how you describe every song to the liking of an anime synopsis. I liked the last album so I'm def gonna ✔ this one out as well.
5 жыл бұрын
You can't be serious Melon. Where is the NFR review
@LeBeautiful5 жыл бұрын
🍈 Needle Drop Scores 2k19: 💉 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏 10/10: 0 9/10: 6 ( *Lingua Ignota - Caligula* Otoboke Beaver - Itekoma Hits, Tyler, The Creator - IGOR, Weyes Blood - Titanic Rising , Little Simz - Grey Area, Xiu Xiu - Girl with Basket of Fruit) 8/10: 26 7/10: *28* 6/10: 35 5/10: 15 4/10: 10 3/10: 6 (Drake - Care Package, Pi'erre Bourne - TLOP 4, Jaden Smith - ERYS, Steve Lacy - Apollo XXI , Maggie Rogers - Heard it in the Past Life, Mac DeMarco - Here Comes the Cowboy) 2/10: 1 (Gunna 💧 - Drip or Drown 2) 1/10: 3 (Vic Mensa, - 93PUNX, Miley Cyrus - She is Coming EP, Logic - Confessions of a DANGEROUS Mind) *ZERO/10:* (Chance The Rapper - The Big Day) *NOT GOOD:* 6 ( Trippie Redd - !, Ed Sheeran, AJR - Neotheater, NAV - Bad Habits, Logic - Supermarket DJ Khaled - Father of Asahd) _-Note: Not Goods have no score, only reviewed as intended for a listen._ 69/10: 1 (guess, and it ain't 6ix9ine!!!) BLARF/10 - (Blarf - Cease & Desist) Misc: Peppa Pig First Album There have been *139* reviews this year. *Final Verdict: Mild yet alluring. If you think I have made a mistake, let me know and I'll fix it right away. Thanks for reading. 👍👍
@miguelcisneros18255 жыл бұрын
IS LANA A JOKE TO YOU
@kieranhall175 жыл бұрын
In b4 lana gets a yellow flannel
@Veronee645 жыл бұрын
When are you going to announce that your Tool review was out of 5 and not out of 10?
@joblins37535 жыл бұрын
jair.m4a eehhhh i honestly thought it was a 7ish but he honestly changed my mind
@Veronee645 жыл бұрын
Goofs n' Goblins shut
@Veronee645 жыл бұрын
Alexander Parkin That’s exactly what Fantano has said he doesn’t want to happen when people watch his videos
@gdog975 жыл бұрын
Melon: the best posture in the game
@maxherman83835 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the new Toola del Rey review for Fearman Fucking Inockwell
@Mooph5 жыл бұрын
So Love is a Parasite went from one of your best tracks of the week to your least favorite song on the album
@jordanrobbie79935 жыл бұрын
Anthony I thought bedtime was at 8....go to bed...
@roflel5 жыл бұрын
anthony did you take a bite of an apple with your wiggly tooth? we told you not to do that! Now your reviewing permissions are taken away.
@rickyrougs5 жыл бұрын
pauljac3 do yall got laptops
@roflel5 жыл бұрын
@@rickyrougs no
@theebigbam5 жыл бұрын
That album art is probably one of the most disgusting art I ever seen. Bravo
@truepoison79275 жыл бұрын
then you didnt see much. did you?
@ronaldooliveira87715 жыл бұрын
lmao, do you even dawn of the black hearts?
@depressivetangela20335 жыл бұрын
This cover is rather PG-13 in comparison to other artwork
@benschmie.89755 жыл бұрын
no it's not, lol
@wilddynamine80175 жыл бұрын
Did you stay up all night scanning threads about yourself on /mu/? Is that why you’re tired?
@DubuWaPolar5 жыл бұрын
This album grew on me after 2 listens. It is great!
@SirGamerismify5 жыл бұрын
this is not lana. why is it not lana. anthony. i’m coming over to make you review it.
@dsco_0335 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoy this album, thanks for the review Anthony!
@sparkly92945 жыл бұрын
The ESRB's debut album is fire
@JacksonSTUFF7775 жыл бұрын
E
@dihmsrecords5 жыл бұрын
Hey Nighttano, want to brighten your day? Listen to Valasse Eruva's album Ascending Phoenix!
@JasonTopo5 жыл бұрын
bro drop lana already
@dvelgon5 жыл бұрын
Lana review melon!
@quentinarchpomple-bigginsw3525 жыл бұрын
House Vs House is my favourite track of 2019 so far
@nutbeam31025 жыл бұрын
An unexpected turn around on 'Love is a parasite'. Thanks, Antnee, gonna go listen to it now.
@manuelrodriguezcalifano61545 жыл бұрын
Wow you liked this Lana record
@redmage77165 жыл бұрын
You couldn’t get into love is a parasite... that’s literally the best track.
@trashcore55985 жыл бұрын
This doesn’t look like Lana
@flop95625 жыл бұрын
THIS ISNT LANA
@dylanmanning34495 жыл бұрын
This isn’t Land Del Rey
@evanmoses86695 жыл бұрын
Abum review requests for this September: Infant Annihilator - Battle of Yaldabaoth, Exhorder - Mourn The Southern Skies, and As I Lay Dying - Shaped By Fire. Keep the metal reviews coming please?
@炭治郎竈門-q3e5 жыл бұрын
I love you, Melon. Keep up the good work!
@alexjameskeefer5 жыл бұрын
Where is the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy re-review?
@GEORGETHOMAS20015 жыл бұрын
Bruh, Love is a parasite is amazing
@WolfgangXP65-673 жыл бұрын
Any piece over 5 minutes is immediately gold.
@coleslau23725 жыл бұрын
wow! didn’t expect this to actually be the lana review and for you to give it a ten!
@cocanoharevan7365 жыл бұрын
Melon Fucking Rockwell please
@Rob-ew9id5 жыл бұрын
Give Lana the light 6 already
@djsugarc10755 жыл бұрын
lanathony del tano?
@zvavie--msmsmsms29335 жыл бұрын
When he makes us what for an anticipated review it means it’s getting a high score ldrs new album is a 10 confirmed
@depressivetangela20335 жыл бұрын
Hey, I’ve actually been looking forward to listening to this album. The two singles I’ve heard were legit good.
@masonmcclure63875 жыл бұрын
yea lana del ray is great right
@BOAYang5 жыл бұрын
"I told Anthony to give the Tools album a 4/10."- T.K. Kirkland
@cocanoharevan7365 жыл бұрын
I know your mad that you have to give Lana a 10 but it’s your duty as King Melon
@steadyrhythms95715 жыл бұрын
i still haven’t forgiven you for Tool, Anthony. nor for taking me kids and keeping them in your basement, which they’ve yet to return from.
@beeeffgee10k5 жыл бұрын
I still haven't forgiven you for Tool, even though I expected a low score.
@ferni05 жыл бұрын
Release Hollywood ‘s Bleeding’s review as soon possible so I can have an opinion on it fast
@jersonramos35425 жыл бұрын
The only reason I have notifications on is for the comments. I don’t even watch your reviews Melon. I don’t.
@caspersneep61835 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this, will check it out
@HoundSyrup5 жыл бұрын
That new baby must be keeping melon awake a lot.
@Marslenarose5 жыл бұрын
Sorry you had a rough night when you recorded this. I hope everything's alright!
@nickmoss20465 жыл бұрын
Best and most exciting electronic album I've heard this year. Edges out World Eater by a hair for me.
@theconcertaholic5 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THE LANA REVIEW
@colinnaipal66155 жыл бұрын
No lana review?????
@noahm45415 жыл бұрын
How do y’all feel about Terry coming to smash? I get that he’s here to represent the old, og fighting games but I feel that dedicating an entire character to it is a bit much at this point seeing there are many other characters that should be in it; yes, they announced a whole additional set of dlc but it’s not like it’s gonna be 50 characters. Also, who actually wanted him?? It just doesn’t feel like a good addition. Honestly I think a full Sans character(not an undertale fan btw) and terry skin would have been better. Who do you guys think should be in smash? Obviously we all need Steve and a lot of us want Master Chief and Doom guy but what are some other “modern classic” titles that you think deserve some rep? Honestly I’d love a character from the portal series.
@jaymecca15595 жыл бұрын
When you Google "melon music reviews" your DAMN. review comes up. Nice.