Blarg's Most EXPENSIVE Purchase - GOONS #19

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[@crego5279]

Rebel dog: opens door Soup: *loads shotgun*

[@delixmariner9138]

Order Up: Orange Chicken

[@sidneylacroix204]

Dawg*

[@julianvera5981]

The south are the rebels

[@soup4622]

Doom music plays

[@sidneylacroix204]

@@soup4622 ohh ur not real

[@CyanYT]

37:51 The founding of the Goons intro lmao a year and a half before its time

[@mcuser1019]

“I have a warped perception of anybody that is not white.” -McNasty 2020

[@steenk2073]

lmao

[@beanz_senpai714]

Dam

[@cadelamb8862]

A minute in fuck

[@belowthelaw9607]

“I love mocking other cultures” - McNasty 2020

[@YaBoiSwayZ]

I simply just love McNasty, he’s clearly my second father, The words he speak are followed to a biblical standpoint.

[@awfulknight3344]

“Ill kiss your brother” Seven seconds later: “My brothers seven”

[@soup4622]

Even better

[@awfulknight3344]

@@soup4622 itd be better if he was a fetus, yknow?

[@DnkyRL]

@@awfulknight3344 its not the real soup, sorry

[@awfulknight3344]

@@DnkyRL cool, i knew that

[@stump_6448]

Lmao

[@Hodadcallin]

I feel like Doo looks like a stereotypical lego figure with brown lego hair but just white instead of yellow

[@YaBoiSwayZ]

Did you just do a racism?

[@rajkangriwala2898]

emmet lookin

[@gamesfan290]

@@rajkangriwala2898 now I wanna hear Dooo singing "Everything is Awesome"

[@kermitthegod1153]

@@rajkangriwala2898 o

[@kale_salad4874]

Topic: for Mcnasty and daddy Dooo, if your face was leaked what would you do and has your face ever almost been leaked

[@opscore92]

16:04 Dooo: I’ll kiss your brother McNasty: He just turned 7 Dooo federal prison speed run

[@severingghost7172]

Dude I commented something similar lmao

[@boudrauxmnxsty6871]

Doo would have to look up to kiss him

[@thearcticfox8231]

@@boudrauxmnxsty6871 lol

[@whitehownkey4460]

Insert clip of blarg Googling the age of minions

[@jared305]

@@whitehownkey4460 That was Soup. I know what you’re referring to lol

[@Reckless090]

38:10 they literally jokes about what the intro eventually turns into haha

[@idkwtp9264]

i was just thinking about that lmao like 100 episodes later they actually start doing it every podcast

[@Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow]

Question for next podcast: You have hacked into the Amber Alert system and can send one message out. What message do you send?

[@serpicopiu3591]

Have you seen the yellow sign?

[@Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow]

@@serpicopiu3591 I *AM* the Yellow Sign, my child.

[@josephgriffin6601]

Execute order 66

[@kaiuga94]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

[@thearcticfox8231]

@@kaiuga94 lol

[@Xranty]

Crazy how the beatbox intro was joked about so long ago now it is the intro to every goon pod

[@gumbo_o4284]

Topic: Weirdest experience while on a vacation

[@kelsoniscool4311]

Topic if you could be any animal what would it be

[@kelsoniscool4311]

@Taylor K what do you mean This is a completely original idea by me

[@jochar3216]

Cuba

[@jochar3216]

@Taylor K it was a reference to TheDooo’s Cuban cuisine experience

[@sebijaim6542]

If you could smash any animal what would it be?

[@Nonabear_10]

I wanted to say that I've been having a very rough time with my health the last couple months (started having seizures and my chronic pain has been worse) and your respective videos and your podcast episodes have really helped me get through it. I've been able to laugh and get an escape from it all and that is an incredible thing you're able to do for others

[@Font_Films]

*Soups alarms system goes off* Soup: Some kids gonna die tonight

[@soup4622]

🚶🏻🔫👈👨🏻‍🌾

[@thanosdasaltbaegrape2087]

@@soup4622 the fact that you are impersonating him is so cringe

[@nikolas4781]

They should get senpapi rick on the podcast

[@soup4622]

Yes

[@DnkyRL]

@@soup4622 something seems odd about your comment 🤔

[@shakypeen]

@@DnkyRL because its not soup, its someone impersonating him thinking they're cool

[@DnkyRL]

@@shakypeen i am fully aware of that

[@tjharmon5907]

@@shakypeen r/wooosh

[@serpicopiu3591]

I'm literally going to cry I'm so happy it's out 😭😭😭 Edit: on the next episode, tell us about your weirdest dream(s)!

[@abdullahzafar2023]

Yeh here I am running 3 miles and I stopped just to listen to this during it

[@festivalboat9068]

I must be high I read weirdest as wettest

[@serpicopiu3591]

@@festivalboat9068 that works too, I guess

[@YaBoiSwayZ]

@@festivalboat9068 yeah that works too

[@festivalboat9068]

@@serpicopiu3591 I hope they read your comment

[@DeepoDoppo]

So this is where the beat box intro originated

[@poptheninja]

This is one of the only podcasts that don't put me to sleep

[@dweb4297]

Ikr, there so funny and interesting

[@cameron21flook]

Same lol

[@tsumu._.]

Lol literally put this on to fall asleep to.

[@chayce_V]

The screaming probably helps

[@orbit5310]

This one and the misfits are the only ones that won't put me to sleep. I'll listen to the goons when I want a laugh and listen to the misfits when I'm doing something that is just mindless, like mining out a big pit in minecraft.

[@haggardwashere262]

"Miller Lite" "That sounds very wife beaty" No, that's Pabst

[@giannitortorici8595]

I like how soup and mcnasty sit silent while the 2 educated ones talk about politics😂😂

[@GDKF0238]

Educated? Hah

[@xxwhitephoenix2071]

I like how towards the end when they’re talking about alcohol, doo just didn’t stayed silent for the most of it 😂

[@loganpatterson8672]

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed 😂

[@patrickaffissio9793]

“Is a moose a Canadian Camel”

[@whitehownkey4460]

I am from Canada and I'm here to say....yes yes it is

[@guac8927]

Yeah but they're fuckin massive

[@guac8927]

They have like 6ft legs

[@whitehownkey4460]

@@guac8927 don't be a bitch just ride it

[@guac8927]

@@whitehownkey4460 never said I didn't

[@Death_Trooper-177]

38:00 they predicted the intros

[@evancrilley7448]

Childhood Christmas lists for the next one. Things you wanted really bad and either got or the tag was marked for the whole "Family"

[@mattc6461]

everyone: cursive blarg: noodle language

[@andrewbrown751]

Doo: "you can spend 25 cents on a African child a day". Blarg: "what would they do with wagu". 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardwakefield5902]

Can’t believe someone didn’t say “I’d switch with Dooo and post his face on Twitter”

[@soup4622]

That’s what I was thinking

[@returd1781]

They don’t have to switch bodies lmao they can already do that but they just don’t wanna

[@RaV3nn]

@@returd1781 it not that they don’t want too it because it called doxing and it very illegal.

[@chloethecoati4501]

Are we glossing over McNasty implying that Canadians aren’t white?

[@alexandersanchez8840]

They arnt(joke)

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

they're not they're maple syrup color

[@theogee_officialch]

37:51 Modern Goons Podcast intro origins (REAL)

[@thearcticfox8231]

"A goat is like a mushroom, when you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." - Joe Biden I think.

[@twohairycheeks5031]

What in the Joe Biden

[@ShotgunSurgeon.]

Ok biden

[@tylercox1875]

It wouldn’t suprise me at this point if he actually said that

[@niftytheundying]

Nah that was a skit off of smosh I’m 87% sure

[@thearcticfox8231]

@@niftytheundying Actually I got this from a funny yearbook quote. Then I added the Joe Biden part from the comments.

[@KingJulian628]

37:57 they predicted the intro lmao

[@baileybarnette9242]

gotta question topic: y’all think you would be friends if y’all were still in high school?

[@adammusaev9973]

Good one

[@ryve4523]

They would be expelled

[@bgubs07]

Nah, ya'll. Ya'll asking too much ya'll ya'll ya'll

[@baileybarnette9242]

@@bgubs07 yeah yall

[@stinkbug3039]

The goons are what I both aspire and fear becoming

[@vizzy61]

Understandable

[@gasketblower]

Question: I’ve always wondered why McNasty has a box and a face for his profile pic sooo Why does McNasty have a box with a face for his profile pic?

[@xtexaschainsawx]

He is box man.

[@nevflo4664]

thats actually a good one, i hope he talks about this

[@irmanutella3848]

its because he used to have a Simpsons character with a bag on his head as his profile picture. once he started getting subs he thought it might cause trouble later on, so he took the idea and instead of a bag he turned it into a box :)

[@nevflo4664]

@@irmanutella3848 ohhh yeah makes sense

[@FramesJanco505]

Sand

[@datboiii5490]

38:05 little did yall know 🤣

[@bdunphy4796]

*Topic:* *What is your most embarrassing moment, that still makes you uncomfortable?*

[@McSpaeBae]

Nice, I was gonna like the comment but- 69 man, can't ruin that.

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

Nice, I was gonna like the comment but- 117 man, can’t ruin that.

[@McSpaeBae]

@@acreativeeccentric.9312 I- okay then- lmao

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@McSpaeBae I- fine then- smh

[@McSpaeBae]

@@acreativeeccentric.9312 😂 okay then.

[@RusticYT123]

The GØØNS podcast honestly is my favorite podcast. I love it when a new episode comes out. I don't care if you call me a serial killer. I like it and that is all that matters.

[@teddyisok3964]

TOPIC:If youtube didn't happen for you guys, What would your lifestyle be like? (if there was a different in you lifestyle)

[@juxto8688]

I’m pretty sure they did that topic a while ago or something similar lol

[@teddyisok3964]

Juxto 868 ah well

[@brodielauer4063]

Dooo would probably still be a chick fil a worker blarg would take over osama bin laden a place soup would farm and mcnasty would make drugs easy

[@tevildo9383]

At least for Soup, he’s in a metal band, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought he mentioned he was in college for something science related in one of the older podcasts.

[@kamisama9421]

Yo they literally predicted the future podcast intro at like 38:06 or so

[@jesusguardado6840]

For the next podcast: If you could be any animal what animal would you be

[@savagebeast7609]

They have done that 2 times already

[@kirsten5264]

squirrel

[@thesugardaddy7037]

Id be a watermelon

[@x.xn.x102]

Id be a boot

[@therealist4257]

Dolphin

[@icenation6730]

38:00 they predicted the futre

[@Carlos14253]

Bro that intro scared the crap out of me. I had my volume at max.

[@emilyw2826]

I don't know why I still do this, but I sleep to this podcast, it's actually helped me when I struggle to sleep

[@rjunior289]

who is the most different when recording as opposed to not recording?

[@DylanDaManiac798]

I wanna hear Blarg say, "Don't mess with The Goonies Looney Tooney's!" Then hear Soup do a pirate ARGH! Topics: - Other countries you've visited -- Any weird experiences you had there - The most random fun fact you know of - Favorite fish and why - What does the fox say? - Soup, explain why southerns call also call it when it rains why its known as the devil beating his wife with a frying pan - Whats your favorite skit thats been done? - Whats your biggest petpeeve that absolutely pisses you off

[@DylanDaManiac798]

The best beer is a ColaWeizen (its Coca Cola mixed with Hefeweizen). I'm also stationed in Germany so its more popular here but God damn, when they're good, they're good!

[@DylanDaManiac798]

Also, I stop posting the Goonies Looney Tooney's thing once it happens!!!

[@DylanDaManiac798]

@@beeper-mx8pn what of this is cringe?

[@thunderizrr2813]

@@DylanDaManiac798 all of it.

[@DylanDaManiac798]

@@thunderizrr2813 naw, I've seen the Soup Cringe videos, this shits pretty tame

[@avyayduggirala6230]

“I can’t do a shot, I gotta sit on it”

[@vexic172]

I fucking love listening to this shit while I’m on cod and just hear the most scuffed shit and laugh mid feed and fuck it up. I love it

[@zombiebait5786]

I FEEL SO WELCOMED TO THIS PODCAST BECAUSE YOU YELL AT ME TO BE WELCOME!

[@Sam-uz6dz]

I feel like some day Doo is just gonna go full Johnathan Davis and start making metal music about how he isn't actually gay.

[@trentwatts3997]

Your guys podcast is my most favorite one. Simply because it’s not professional and just pure aids and I love it 👌🏻

[@notsmii7y]

The best hour of retardation

[@cw3726]

As a person from Michigan, one of my classmates got arrested for doing meth, SOPHOMORE YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. Then when he came back to school, he was arrested like a month later for being an accomplice to an attempted murder. Michigan is fucked.

[@LeveyHere]

I will wait until the Spotify release. Wish me well, boys.

[@robertr9892]

I agree, Spotify is better for podcasts

[@bigflompa7189]

THIS IS NOT MINE Topic ideas: - biggest turn-offs and turn-ons - biggest misconception about you - best concert you've ever been at (or who are you dying to see live) - idols/celebrity crushes growing up - what character traits do you hate most - pet peeves - weird habits - how would you like to die (beside in your sleep)? Would you like to know the date of your death? - if you could have only one kind of savoury dish, one dessert and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be? - movie everyone loves, but you hate - movie everyone hates, but you love

[@severingghost7172]

The doo said he would kiss mcnastys brother but he is seven.........

[@pencillo1]

Prison speedrun

[@Zack-yd7us]

I love listening to these because it reminds me of when we used to have time to sit and have conversations like this. Back when we could

[@italosevegnani7895]

Can't believe this 4 are still alive after all the offensive jokes... Love y'all, continue the great work! Edit: missed the words (Brazilian btw)

[@tristanphillips8937]

I’m 16 and write everything in cursive😂 my grandad taught me and now my notebooks look like the Declaration of Independence.

[@thatonemetalhead4176]

who asked?

[@envyent17y]

His teacher ate 6 pounds of shrimp Jesus Christ

[@harrisonjackkauder8260]

Got my Spotify wrapped, I watched 803 minutes total from goons podcast. Thank you for the listening!

[@michaelangelovigil3715]

They predicted the intro 35:00

[@oli_amos]

When these guys actually talk seriously about something it's so genuinely good to listen to

[@classical1-0-1]

say this is a podcast "If you had to rob a store what store would you rob?"

[@classical1-0-1]

@Ivan Jakanov i can imagine you just robbing it just for the strippers

[@eternallyotaku1289]

I'd rob lowes

[@simplode7752]

Some moments on the podcast are super wholesome but not at the same time. It feels so lovely listening and nostalgic.

[@irmacsladle538]

Topic: what’s the worst/most disrespectful thing you’ve said or done to someone of authority (teachers, bosses, parents, landlords etc.)

[@lourensbornman7707]

Thank you guys for providing entertainment for all the lonely people providing real conversation like friends will do! You guys make us feel part of the conversation!! Shout out from Namibia in Africa

[@MerkFreeks]

as a michagander (not from flint) that flint water comment at 31:00 had me fucking dead McNasty

[@lenny2340]

Dathi De Nogla's brother played a whole session of Cod and no one noticed 😂

[@pituy_]

That's it It's time boys #MakeMcNastyGreatAgain For the next video I wanna hear him spend at least 15 minutes only trying to uses words that he typically wouldn't to bring back his "Vast Vocabulary"

[@not_loquacious]

As someone from *Northern Michigan* that "People from Michigan sound like Canadians but were bonked on the head" is the true definition of myself and others who were born here lmaooooo

[@etonio_456]

Podcast question: What’s one thing that you hate doing. 2nd Podcast question: You have the ability to put anything on TV in the USA and they have to watch it what do you put on it?

[@extinctivn7391]

i’ve never laughed so hard in my live for the 6 seconds of McNasty beatboxing goons💀.

[@emmanuelramos2743]

Topic: What’s the most craziest thing you’ve done in high school

[@02597q]

This episode was so chaotic around the 25-minute-mark that I couldn't stop laughing

[@smexdmx6680]

2:32 this what i came to see ! bye now ! lol

[@Sh0ckInAwe]

Gun stories, I feel like soups got a real good one

[@vizzy61]

Yea that could be a fun topic but I think Soup would be the only one to have a gun story

[@diabetic4827]

Soups chicken adventure needs to be a KZbin red series

[@christianeconomupro.3498]

I can clearly hear fucking god dammit in the intro.

[@Reed_Richard4]

FINALLY I HAD TO LISTEN TO THE GOOPCAST THANK YOU ALLAH FOR BRINGING ME GOONS

[@drakec5625]

@Taylor K I'm pretty sure it was the lunch club podcast

[@Reed_Richard4]

@Taylor K oh Yes the goopcast which is now called the Lunchclub podcast (Call me Carson and friends podcast). I am watching the the first couple of episodes which they called it goopcast.

[@Reed_Richard4]

@@drakec5625 yes it is i was listening to the episodes before the New name

[@Hardwired_Productions]

Thanks mcnasty... this podcast randomly came on my Bluetooth speaker and scared the living shit out of us! . Thanks.

[@Hardwired_Productions]

Fck me! I went to relisten the podcast. Scared the shit out of me...again... as I'm driving a 80,000lb semi. ...

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

Now I want these guys to just stream Agar.io. I guarentee that would end up being the highest of the low view vids.

[@hopefullystoned3333]

“i had a MCHICKEN today blarg” i listened to that 10 times and died each time ngl. hella relatable, get a mcgangbang and call it a day🤣

[@smcwainjr]

The dooo's hidden talent is playing the skin flute. Lmfao. Yeah my state of Michigan is screwed. Hey!!! Not all us in Michigan are scuffed!! Lmfao.

[@osamasleftnut8014]

Would have LOVED to see a recording of the interactions between the goons and the game theorists

[@earth11116]

13:35 play chess! It challenges the brain while also being fun and competitive

[@Unknownusername1004]

Damn blarg going in on them after mocking his accent lmao

[@wolftown0387]

As a Michigander I was offended at first but then immediately agreed😂

[@nate_ring]

Tf you from? Downriver or the UP? 😂😂😂

[@JordanIvesRacing]

Same😂 then I realized the town I’m from is nicknamed methcanaba and was like yeah makes sense😂

[@ugn154]

47:18 Idk why Soup saying this almost made me pee😭🤣 Props! I rarely feel like peeing from laughing😅

[@loafofdads3419]

TIME FOR A NEW PODCAST MCGAYSTY

[@Jackson-ft9vs]

I love how this whole comment section of this video is just McNasty's absolutely friked quotes

[@Robinn29494]

Question for the next podcast: You are now a supervillain, what would your villain name be and what superpower would you have?

[@takuya6194]

So bourbon whisky is distilled from corn and barley mash, while rye is distilled from rye malt and barely mash. The taste difference is that bourbon is on the sweet and heavy side, while rye is more on the spicier, lighter side! Love y’all’s podcasts! Keep up the good work!

[@takuya6194]

Also try y’all’s old fashioned with agave nectar, luxardo cherries and bulleit rye! It’s a little less sweet but soooo tasty

[@christianfrancis1090]

McNasty: *yells* Me: HMMM. INTERESTING

[@spookyelf19]

40:30 as a Michigander I think blarg’s only heard people from norther Michigan because the only really noticeable thing is we won’t say the say the T in words like “it” or “not”

[@spookyelf19]

And the point about Michigan being the Louisiana of the north is actually true because being a rational person feels rare and sometimes I’m afraid to actually say what I feel

[@here5y]

I RAN HERE

[@hayojosa4063]

Legit they retold stories almost to the exact wording and we still eat this shit up

[@silversplayspace_1776]

Have you guys ever had a stalker situation or just been so uncomfortable in a public situation that you needed to find a way out? Also i need your advice my friend is getting charges pressed against him while he was playing COD.

[@jared305]

pog

[@mustynutzzz7886]

Tf he do?

[@silversplayspace_1776]

@@mustynutzzz7886 cuss at guy and he got offended he even found out what school we went to, to press the charges.

[@cinnqminx]

@@silversplayspace_1776 thats really embarrassing, imagine 😬 Thats really stupid the only point I have to make is he searched up personal information not given by the game and such which seems pretty illegal to me 👀

[@silversplayspace_1776]

@@cinnqminx i thought the same thing we he finally got the ban removed but the charges are still being made and the sad part was he was the only out of the group getting charged and his friends were dropping the n word left and right while he just was cussing other words

[@josegarza6516]

The goons talking about the different types of steaks makes me feel more like a peasant, I've never heard any of the different types of steaks they just talked about

[@somberlainnn9883]

Dooo is one of the oldest and has the most money out of all of the goons yet he still lives with his parents

[@briskryant1286]

I thought McNasty was the oldest cuz in one of their vids they called him the boomer of the group

[@brian261103]

In one of their r6s videos, dooo said he was born in the year of the rooster while mcnasty said he was born in the year of the monkey. Since the rooster comes after the monkey, this makes mcnasty the oldest

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

Soup is the youngest, then blarg, then dooo then mcnasty (I’m pretty sure)

[@JustButtahOfficial]

Im not sure if my ADHD has something to do with it but I mess up words very often. But I have watched yall so much and I do the yiddish thing that McNasty does. SO thanks. Plus my friend is a fan as well so then we end up having weird conversations and no-one makes any sense.

[@TheRealSnotGuy]

The most I've spent in my life not counting my car is on my Bach Stradavarious (Silver Trumpet) $5,600.

[@jensen6600]

The comic part of Canadians not knowing who Billy Ray Cyrus is, is that there are actually so many Canadians who love country and bluegrass that they have their very own Genre of it, and even has a Canadian Country Music Association ( CCMA )