OUR MOST EMBARRASSING EPISODE - GOONS #7

[@goonspodcast]

soup was on a hot date with his sister at the old town saloon when we did the podcast. he'll be back next week.

[@Bappster420]

did he bring his gucci belt? EDIT: Probably First Replay, No need To like cuz they're really not worth anything, friendship and caring is worth more

[@inging421]

was he wearing dat gucci belt though

[@GoofyShjt]

Next week😱

[@indianawhitford3145]

Hows his pool full of frogs coming along?

[@monkeyman4015]

Weekly?!?????!!?!??!?

[@BlargMyShnoople]

Like the podcast so we can move up to the high 30's in lake Titicaca

[@15cps5]

I’m sorry for my actions I want to apologize to blarg for being rude and disrespectful

[@g-raff9073]

Aight bet😂

[@qwebusquankus335]

Yeetus fetus deletus

[@gurvirnandha7224]

Shnoople

[@uncleboobs625]

its always a new country blarg.

[@soup]

frists

[@Plebeux]

Nice try soup 👍

[@mrsaladbar1214]

Noice

[@uncleboobs625]

Why werent you in the podcast

[@Nevo185]

Cock 🐓

[@delixmariner9138]

Stop

[@shaynewestmoreland8657]

McNasty: has step sister Soup: *heavy breathing*

[@tb4322]

nah, that's one step too much for soup's liking

[@darkhorse3535]

What are you doing step bro

[@Jackson-ft9vs]

McNasty: has a sister Soup: "back again, with my Gucci Belt off"

[@Jackson-ft9vs]

@@tb4322 there not 100 percent family. Doesn't count

[@theirongamer7791]

@@Jackson-ft9vs huh

[@jackreynolds2490]

mcnasty's camp group should've called him forrest dump afterwards

[@kumeboyahh4843]

How is this comment not getting more attention

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

So good😂

[@thefrenchiestfry656]

You have me wheezing

[@albadude1922]

Bubba Poop

[@mateotinajero1599]

The dislikes are the people that live in Titicaca that were offended

[@ronnana8802]

Yeah the 4 people that live there

[@lordrahl70jr86]

7 now. They had there newborn kids dislike too

[@delanjello]

5 of their animals disliked too

[@alejandrogamarra6839]

As someone who’s dad was born there I can confirm no

[@osamabinballin3171]

Lmao yeah

[@juliuskingsley4434]

To answer mcnasty's question, it's hard for tornados to touch down on an actual city because the buildings completely stop the wind circulation, aswell as the lack of area to touch down. Trees have the same effect.

[@smonks5666]

Thank you, Mr. FBI Man

[@saivikas9580]

Damn the FBI is more openly involved now.

[@Smke4200]

Blarg: Would you rather lose your sight or hearing? Mcnasty: both.

[@drakec5625]

It's so funny being Canadian and hearing everyone but Blarg pretend to be stupid when Blarg talks Metric System

[@gibnold]

How is Canada may I ask because I’m thinking of moving in the future

[@jessiecopeland6000]

Not Canadian, but a science teacher. Metric makes so much more sense. America sucks.

[@drakec5625]

@@gibnold you have to know that I live on a street, in a city, in a province, in a country so I cant speak for most for Canada but one thing I DO know is that it has a lot of trees so the air isnt too muggy. In a lot of provinces there's extremely cold weather in the winter and extremely hot in the summer but in B.C. (the most western province.), it's pretty balanced compared to everywhere else (down in the Vancouver area). B.C.'s logo thingy is also beautiful British Columbia. Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba are the prairies and are most empty but Alberta has a lot of beautiful places. The territories I dont know much about besides the fact that they're are obviously cold and snowy. The east coast of Canada I dont know anything about. If I were to recommend a place it would be Victoria, British Columbia on the Vancover islands.

[@gibnold]

Drake C okay cheers man I’ll take some notes

[@zachhaskell1649]

@@jessiecopeland6000 we were aloting a budget to change it over but like americans we quickly lost interest and ate some hot pockets

[@Mclovin0329]

“Our Most Embarrassing Podcast” Bold claims.

[@idolevi4054]

"What is the square root of pi" "what flavor pie? Boysenberry apple?" That clip with grizzy was amazing

[@lost.in.oblivvion]

everyone : dont eat while you listen to the podcast me: profusely gagging on my food while listening to Blarg's puke n sushi laundry machine story

[@Cybetrexs]

Im not even eating, im going through withdrawal, and this made it worse

[@bottomtext7177]

Bruh same lmaooo

[@PRODSLICK]

There’s nothing better than watching this and eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[@UnVivid_Uvi]

Yo same

[@heereez]

amen

[@voidedwar3625]

@@UnVivid_Uvi watching during class is a close second

[@diablobutai839]

Don't eat while you listen to this. Shower while you listen. Laughter cleanses the soul. This keeps you clean while you laugh at dirty and sexual humor

[@Pengulin]

I just did

[@seanmcclatchy1639]

It’s funny, cuz I was just debating whether I should shower during or after while listening to this lmao

[@sirduck600]

The amount of no structure in this podcast is, in fact, the structure of this podcast

[@se7nn1120]

No direction *is* the direction 😂

[@Quantum_Magnus]

Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@jannahrubiebatausa8489]

"Luckily we have no woman viewers." Me: *became a dude*

[@scooter9950]

bruh rly 😂😂

[@regs_uwu]

Jannah Batausa same

[@breezyk6737]

So umm....just wondering....how long you guys been women?

[@jannahrubiebatausa8489]

@@breezyk6737 lmao since birth

[@breezyk6737]

Yea that makes sense...

[@inflooence]

I literally had just finished eating when blarg was talking about the shrimp bits in the washing machince. Dodged a bullet

[@mandarinorangesss8459]

i listen to this podcast when im doing homework. my bluetooth randomly connected to the living room speakers at 30:56

[@Waspiestrat]

I hate when that happens.

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

I really hope you made that up😅

[@Waspiestrat]

Sadly no. My phone likes to connect to the tv for some reason.

[@iravosburg9910]

Oof

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@Waspiestrat oop-

[@inflooence]

I’d muchhhh rather lose my hearing. I could see y’all’s wonderful siege gameplays without hearing mcnastys unstoppable gas and screaming 😂

[@emziloko]

How'd you plan on hearing burps?

[@justinsykes7234]

The only good part of their videos is the audio. I'm not coming to these guys for quality gameplay lol

[@SJ.-]

isn't that what makes the videos worth watching?

[@inflooence]

@@SJ.- it’s called sarcasm my friending. 🤨

[@Gamerallday2012]

Excessively elaborated specific subtitles incoming

[@demuelgaming6450]

Still link soup even though he wasn’t there. What great people

[@buttahdog2571]

it’s weird with only 3 goons

[@reaptedpuma4053]

This came out 10 minutes ago how did u comment 13 minutes

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@reaptedpuma4053 they have the remote control from Click.

[@treetroper3427]

Its weird, but it's good

[@karlsm381]

This is the only podcast my brain can actually comprehend. reason I watch it so much

[@Nonabear_10]

I have a birth defect called an immature esophagus that means my esophagus hasn't ever fully grown, and if the lil passage to my stomach ever gets overloaded, I vom. I also have a gastro problem that causes me to vom. So I can go a month and vomit at least once a week. I can go some months without doing it at all but those are rare. That waking up with my daily puke joke hit the exact same 😂

[@carman8140]

You can probably weaponize that in the event of a home invasion.

[@Nonabear_10]

@FrostBug Eh, I think it's kind of a power move. I can throw up so hard that my throat bleeds (which really sucks btw) and then continue to have a regular conversation the next minute. Now that's an intimidation tactic

[@Nonabear_10]

@@carman8140 Exactly, it's my equivalent of a dude getting naked before a fight. Nobody wants to touch that 😂

[@carman8140]

@@Nonabear_10 "throw up so hard my throat bleeds" I'm sure you can projectile vomit at near bullet speeds. You're practically like an Mutant from Marvel but with 1+000% cooler power.

[@Nonabear_10]

@@carman8140 Oh man, the last time I projectile vomited, I didn't even make it in time hahaha. It was crazy distance tho. I think I could really help them out, Magneto would just avoid me because his suit is too expensive to ruin 😂

[@Bush_ConceptsLLC]

To be honest I’ve never had trouble eating to this podcast or the vids and funny enough I’m usually eating a full meal to these podcasts

[@Carlos14253]

my friend....TITICACA IS THE EPIC!

[@zanez3654]

Yes my friending

[@dr.fallout_1336]

My friending yes

[@connercone]

As someone who lives in Oklahoma, I can confirm nobody takes the tornadoes here very seriously cuz there’s like 30 close to you each year

[@krispyboi_7120]

That actually true

[@WickedJesss]

I second this... lol

[@lionelk.y7233]

I just imagine someone just saying "TORNADOOOOO!!!" and people in Oklahoma just goes "Again? thats like the 4th time this week"

[@myleshays4808]

True

[@hiddenmoon9897]

100 percent true i live in ok

[@NicksonYT]

I was literally listening to the 5th episode while working out and this comes out. Epic

[@Colbytk]

Does this hype you up😂

[@_Drakey_1]

colby krauss yes sir, I do it all the time

[@NicksonYT]

@@Colbytk Nothing better to counter pain than laughter

[@youfailed3089]

@@_Drakey_1 Jesus Christ Dio is everywhere.

[@_Drakey_1]

You Failed I am trying to challenge pewds so I must train my stand, this podcast is great to listen to in the background

[@lightbringer1833]

With school being online now, Listening to this podcast while typing up an essay is a blast, keep up the great work.

[@quirklesshan4871]

blarg: “luckily we have no woman viewers” ah yes i forgot i don’t qualify as woman, i am object 😂❤️❤️

[@terrelldurocher3330]

Not funny

[@smoocih4638]

@@terrelldurocher3330 no is funny

[@cadenlocklar5665]

Even tho I haven’t listened to this one all the way yet, ima just say, keep these coming our way, I love them

[@lunar5279]

Nothing like listening the podcast in 2 seconds.

[@NefariousPotatoes]

i'm kind of happy that i ate through the whole vomiting part with out feeling bad. that was a good bbq chicken.

[@namechanger3889]

You're correct, oklahoma has some of the worst tornadoes ever. I used to live there and there would, at least once a year, a bad tornado

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

18:09 My throat is already sore from laughing. Thanks. ✌🏻✨

[@rieperthade5711]

In 8th grade, I was using a school laptop to listen to music, which was aloud. ASAP Rocky had released “Fuckin Problems” On KZbin, the audio video had the name displayed in big red letters, my teacher decided that I was looking at porn. Being black in a primarily white school, meant the teachers story was the only story. When I came back from my suspension, there were was a school wide announcement about computer safety.

[@TylerLL2112]

F.

[@thetruekennedy.6137]

Mcnasty: I wanna live somewhere that doesn't go above 80 Me: living in alaska where there are only 3 months of sunlight and it goes down to -50 degrees F

[@lightningcruzgaming8162]

Holy crap, the Goons podcast is actually weekly PogChamp

[@ethanpoops]

did they say what day

[@SixcCamaro1]

I live in Oklahoma and was in the National Guard at the time of the 2013 tornado. It was the biggest ever recorded at 2.6miles wide. My unit got called out to help search for survivors. Talk about a scene of destruction, it was so bad.

[@joeswanson7950]

This is literally the best intro to all of the podcasts, burping and a combination I never knew; titcaca

[@Chris-lj7yf]

Please, please make these every week. I love sitting at the computer playing COD while listening to an hour of my favorite guys talking about random shit.

[@shadow112___]

Ahhh yes... mctasty, the Pooo, and Blag... My favorite KZbinrs

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

Blargs mario kart story had me in tears i love this podcast best on youtube by far!

[@illuminaticonfirmed4008]

Have they forgot about Beethoven and how he was deaf and still composed music and somehow still could listen to it by pressing his ear against the floor

[@prueidki]

55:23 i don't know what part of Oregon mcnasty went to, but where I live I see garbage every side of the road, like in the Roseburg/green area. I'm not sure how other parts are here though

[@eliwhitney4269]

The stories of tornadoes these guys shared reminds me that Iowa had a LAND HURRICANE a week ago no one knows about it.

[@THEbakerbunny]

Listening to your podcast after me and my ex fiancée officially finally broke up with each other is really bringing my mood up and is a good distraction from everything. Thank you for being the way y'all are because as much as you shit on yourselves just know that I love y'alls podcast so much and I love that y'all are unapologetically yourselves. I love the Goons so much

[@JohnPro5511]

Well damn hope you doing ok. These fuckers always brighten up my day. Really weird because theDoo and I are basically the same person 😂

[@AricChief]

I listen to this PODCAST when I'm editing and Doing Work for school and BoyScouts! And it definitely brightens my Day!! :)

[@rieperthade5711]

bOyScOuTs

[@brummer22100]

Oh god, ptsd flashbacks from this one. I've had food poisoning twice in my life, both absolutely HORRIBLE experiences. Not gonna get into detail, but quick story from both. The first time was right after I had gotten my wisdom teeth removed, I had eaten the day before. Went to my appointment. Got that done, got home. And the meds didn't like the food in me. I went to take a piss, passed out while standing at the toilet, smashed my head on the porcelain throne. Woke up with my back against the wall and just puked right there, luckily close enough to the toilet that I got most of it in. Crawled to my bed, and spent the next 48 hours going between the toilet, and shower. The second time though, was just 3 full days of it coming out of both ends, and a lot of showers. Best part though, I caught the flu on the same 3rd day the food poisoning was starting to calm down. It was pretty much a full week feeling like absolute death and sticking reaaaaal close to the toilet and shower. I never wanna relive that.

[@bryanfeliciano4102]

Dallas, Texas should be renamed Titicaca 😂

[@taylorhooper2154]

Y'all's podcasts are are gaming videos without the game... Love both videos and podcasts guys!!

[@sharstn3005]

I remember being completely naked spread eagle and spanking the monkey when all of a sudden my brother comes in my room and I was completely revealed to him. It was very awkward cause he asked me if I wanted to watch a movie, and, I went after beating to watch a movie with him.

[@shilohsmetalcrypt4144]

3:12 🎶deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow🎶 is all I could think about when I heard that

[@CrusherHF]

I love how I was sat in the DoooCord when they recorded this

[@eternallyotaku1289]

I live in Texas and we get an insane amount of tornado warnings. Tornados touch down a lot but rarely mess things up around where I live.

[@eliwoolley893]

I'm basically a human controller, so if what happened to Blarg happened to me she would have been thrown against the wall

[@jim_is_missing]

"Dont eat while watching this" literally finished a bowl of chilli while they were talking about violently vomiting/shitting

[@ju6ah]

7:47 The square root of Pi is approximately 1.77245. .....DEFINITELY did not look that up...definitely..

[@bobolp1606]

I started writing poems recently and listening to the podcast gets me in such a writing mood and it's actually pretty scary now that I'm thinking about it. Nonetheless keep going the weekly uploading!!!

[@chaosking928]

Imagine if they were sponsored by lake titicaca, just to mention them?

[@the3rdthorn670]

I am watching this while at work at a sushi restaurant...I love it

[@jacobmartinez4699]

100% can tell McNasty lives where I live in Bakersfield Valencia Area

[@KyleDownsFTW]

Maryland here. Been to Arizona and California a few times where they were complaining about it being 110°. I'm like "uhhhh.... this feels amazing!" But I'm a roofer in MD so...

[@tablelover9491]

Listening to while having really bad food poisoning soo you know

[@ThePhantom821]

Tornadoes are so common here in Oklahoma that I'm literally not phased by them. One touched down in the field across from my house once and we legit sat outside in the front yard and watched it.

[@waiting4HATE]

Tell the dooo to twitch stream his runescape gaming if thats all he does most of the time. Might aswell make some clout whilest playing.

[@thetank8097]

YESSS i was thinking that too

[@captaindynamite4783]

"Do you want....hot dogs in it?" "Yes Dad, Please get out" LMAO

[@BeeEye-w7y]

I'm Early??? The last time I was early was my premature birth

[@iravosburg9910]

Oh dang

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Ahh finally a "the last time..." comment that actually makes sense.

[@Rep-bv5ty]

Huge fan I've laughed so hard I stopped breathing for so long it took Chuck Norris's fart to revive me

[@Uncivil_Dreams]

Mario kart or head? Blarg - “MARIO KART”

[@aeisenberg22]

Honestly same

[@mef4478]

Same tho

[@killersopinion1829]

Why am I feeling like I am the only one NOT choosing Mario Cart?

[@Lefty3213a]

We had a turnader tocuh down in a city here few years back. Bridgeport CT

[@mossy9667]

Well i found what I'm listening to when I'm going to sleep

[@isaiasrivera8745]

I had my volume at full because I was listening to music and then I click onto your vid to the blast of Mcnasty voice shit the shit out of me.

[@crego5279]

This podcast is 90% blarg talking and McMaster and doo adding on

[@avyayduggirala6230]

McMaster lol

[@DankApples3]

McMaster

[@justinsykes7234]

Wut in the fuck is a McMaster

[@DarthPoyner]

Yeah, could do with 85% less Blarg.

[@justinsykes7234]

@@DarthPoyner yea, like I respect his status as a goon, but blarg is easily my least favorite goon. I'd rather have like, racc in there. He and tuxbird are on the same level in my mind

[@nappin24seven53]

I question why I'm still listening to this and yet I'm also laughing.. 33:25 I'm just crying from this oh my god

[@Saralduin]

Me: a woman who watches your videos 🤣x

[@l-AUSTYN-l]

I live in Oklahoma right in the center of tornado alley (Moore Okc) I can remember when I seen the tornado that tore through Moore I could see cars and everything flying. This tornado had a wind speed of like 180-200-300 miles and hour I think but it was the scariest thing

[@nick_4972]

I'm not used to uploads happening so... frequently.

[@londiayoung-ward31]

I live in Dixie Alley we get tornadoes down here a lot during Tornado Season this week we are already under tornado watches till the weekend

[@mrsaladbar1214]

Can't wait for you guys to become the number one podcast on Big Dick Lake.

[@astrumnavta]

I like the Tornado Portion of the video, I like right in the middle of tornado valley in Oklahoma and we get tornadoes, like, almost daily, so I love tornado stories.

[@ShnordBlungus]

G00NS: The #17 podcast in all of Bikini Bottom

[@ArtifexCarlillith]

You guys are my favorite podcast to listen to ^w^ keep up the funny stuff.

[@baileybrown2913]

“We have no woman viewers” hello, allow me to introduce myself lol

[@dstrean7044]

Dude when she poked her head out of the blanket 😂

[@S0ulEater9328]

How many females watch them 🤔 I genuinely love watching them and I’m usually one of the people who watch or listen to them while at driving or at work (with headphones... I know better)

[@mandalorianjedi1489]

OMG they got 2/3 for me 😂 I waa driving listening to this, now I'm eating lol!😂

[@ln7929]

Did blarg just confirm he likes Cuba because it's communist 🤔

[@uricolthrust4776]

Sounds like my kind of guy

[@TylerLL2112]

Whoa, they’re SOCIALIST not communist. Don’t be so ignorant. I bet you’re from America.

[@ln7929]

@@TylerLL2112 yes I know that socialist and communist are different and their has never been a truly communist country because the concept could never work i said it that that way so that i can call people commies

[@TylerLL2112]

Rabbit rams I’m just ruffling your fur. Take care!

[@arrowwatson]

y'all really spoiling us lately with all this content!! ♡

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Umm...I feel like I just hopped on a private phone conversation... ╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏

[@TheJackalfilms1]

I was living in Missouri, just outside a city when a tornado came through right alongside our house and pulled an 80-year-old willow tree out of the ground and threw it across the road at our neighbor's house. Outside of the willow tree, there was no damage whatsoever.

[@only_two.genders9758]

Vote kick McNastyOfficial out of his house 1/69 votes required

[@M.TTT.]

nuuut

[@the_guard_of_war]

I am happy today is my birthday and I get to hear my favorite KZbinrs at the end of the day😍

[@SPEYERE]

Happy bday!

[@pandareijgah3820]

I'd rather lose my hearing over my sight, simply so I'd literally never (be able to) hear McNasty's ungodly burps anymore

[@coyotefang]

This is my favorite episode of Goons yet, nothing but bodily functions

[@captainautismo2974]

Turns out the thumbnail was McNasty and Soup's sister multiplying in bed, no wonder he isn't here after you did the dirty on his wife.

[@londiayoung-ward31]

Lake Titicaca, is a large, deep, freshwater lake in the Andes on the border of Bolivia and Peru, often called the "highest navigable lake" in the world. By volume of water and by surface area, it is the largest lake in South America.

[@rayusongaming4427]

HOW DARE YOU, dont ever do another podcast without Soup....SHAME ON YOU.

[@adamcongel7017]

Oh my god I love you guys you inspired me to play guitar I want you guys to know that you guys make me happy

[@lucifershoe2778]

WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL WEEKENDDDDD

[@slimo1047]

Tornadoes always come to my small town in Texas but usually disappear after it touched down so none of us get phased.