26 Minutes of Jokes THAT WILL PUT ME TO PRISON

[@BlargMyShnoople]

Refresh if you can't watch, not sure wtf happened

[@DanielDeLeon69]

Hey Blarg who's your favorite superhero???

[@ELQUECOME]

Shi just subbed today and i already love your vids 😂

[@mattc8908]

Refreshing.. too much work... taking a nap now

[@Ver1moon]

I did and thank you bro 🙏

[@Thatguy98544]

Hey blarg I was just brutally murderd by Andrew Tate

[@ConnollyUK]

I truly can't wait for Blarg's 1m subscriber special. You deserve it so much my favourite little goose honker

[@robyngwendolynshiloh5277]

Daddy's little goose honker

[@hirtew7]

Uncle’s little goose honker

[@ExHavic]

I can only imagine the debauchery that will be in it

[@ActualTrashcan]

You don’t say all that and then… insult him? when you put little in front I’m not sure if it’s an insult anymore. You have confused me.

[@thequagablesire]

what doES THIS MEAN

[@flanderrrs]

The "spot the fake gamer" conversation killed me.

[@weetabixyeah]

Kim jong un, the queen and kwebbelkop had me in tears

[@hwanniggles187]

@@weetabixyeah i forgot kwebbelkop was even a thing. Man was mad fake

[@obsessivelychaoticdimwit9764]

I love how at least in 50% of these clips it’s Yuumi consistently being the last one Alive lmao

[@bilinasmini3480]

Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

[@SharpAsABricc]

Well he's the sweat of the group so I wouldn't expect anything less

[@mitchellblake1475]

That one clip at 17:00 So god damn close to an ace while Soup and McNasty have McDonald's flashbacks

[@therainfalls1547]

McDonald's? What did Soup and Mcnasty do at McDonald's?

[@CyanYT]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, while Blarg has had some personal time, he's still got regular uploads. This dude and his editors are on another level, feeding us the endless content we crave... Blarg could just evaporate instantly, and his channel will still have videos coming for a month I stg

[@bilinasmini3480]

Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video

[@meatydonut6477]

Loving the 20-40 minute vids mate. Amazing content and good laughs keep it up

[@anshsharma4131]

14:00 The whole Bong Water bit had me rolling while tearing up from laughter, it just itched my brain perfectly😂

[@AlexKeyes299]

Doo trying to explain the video to soup is how we all try to explain Soup's videos to other people who don't watch yt.

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

theres so many sounds, dumb jokes, and funny moments back to back at full speed holy shit lmao...this vid is a classic

[@zacharywelsh6131]

Blarg and the guys have been making fun of so many people as of recent and I’m so for it. Get this man to 1 mil

[@pichie5409]

15:49 Very nice French pronunciation there ! "Bob l'Éponge" 10/10

[@delusionalsky]

I mean he is Canadian

[@pichie5409]

@@delusionalsky Im also canadian and A Quebecers (Mean my mother language is french). I guarantee you that being Canadian doesn't give you a good french accent. 😆

[@doxbox1355]

This is most definitely my favourite and funniest video I personally think blarg has ever uploaded I didn’t stop laughing the entire time

[@nixl518]

Blarg and his goons have been the only people who can make me laugh for 26 minutes straight.

[@annalisesusan9360]

Man I tell hue what falling asleep while watching gave me simultaneously the best and worst dream of my life, actually woke up laughing 😂

[@willhogan1334]

Come on everyone!! Let’s get this man to 1 mil. He deserves it more than anything. Thank you blarg for the great content! Keep it up big dawg

[@Zel_eo]

My man at 13:03 with the Rushia png...I see you my boy, never forget!

[@dappergenesis822]

@9:20 I was literally falling asleep and my eyes were half way shut. Then I rewound and realized it was Yumi having a stroke 😂

[@hebrody]

I don’t understand how you haven’t hit one mil, like all of your friends have over a mil and you are arguably the funniest out of them. Keep up the content it’s amazing!

[@Slygrond]

They're all unique really

[@livesinbin5830]

He’s not the funniest but he still deserves more subs

[@Queue_Thrills]

9:45 man really sang Greta Thunberg like helicopter helicopter 😂😂😂

[@Viva_G89]

"#43 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING" I'm so happy to see this on one of your videos Blarg! You'll be at 1 mil subs in no time!

[@chaoticlamb8283]

He went up 1k since he made this vid! That's great!

[@gutbucket6184]

Blarg deserves 1 million subscribers, he is the funny man

[@Pon1bcd]

Hit that 1 mil. You deserve that play button and your massive following.

[@quirklesshan4871]

this was way too funny to try to discreetly watch at work 😂

[@gabulzabulvods]

We getting closer to one milion! Keep up the great work blarg you deserve all the good things

[@yungplauge420]

Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

[@danielhoskens3146]

I look forward to seeing Blarg hit 1 million subs because he absolutely deserves it and I’ve been along for the ride since 1,000

[@JoJo-jt7dh]

i hope matt get his 1 Million Subs soon, he is our little frog mustard

[@estrellahaley5409]

Frucket of frog mustard

[@colinbartlett3812]

I hope that Blarg hits 1 million on or before Christmas! That would be a great gift from us.

[@evanarnold3663]

10:13 blarg and soup both missed a perfect opportunity to throw in a “JUST DO IIIIIIT!¡”

[@wiseguise5960]

I honestly love these videos with the dumbest random jokes 🤣😂

[@pj9605]

That million milestone video is something I can't wait for

[@JamesonTylerBynum]

Them talking about GAP reminded me like “man, who here remembers Osh Kosh B’Gosh?” 😂

[@WorstSociety]

“Gary I knew u were a bottom feeder” was so good 😂

[@jackrock1475]

Blarg I hope you casually glance upon this comment while waiting in line to get coffee. Love the vid. Be on the podcast more please we miss you.

[@akreasendo3653]

The amount of this content is so wholesome 😂😂😂😂😂

[@R3DHarmony]

Every time Blarg plays CS:GO it's not Counter Strike Global Offensive. It's Comedically Structured Globally Offensive

[@speedKGDM]

10:34 caught me off Guard due to the fact THAT MY NAME IS BLAKE 😭 why y’all gotta bring the names into it now every Blake gonna be weirded out by that shi

[@u7felix]

imagine gaming and all of the sudden behind you you hear “turedamevinevine turedamevinevine”

[@raresatonoaie7097]

The only good time for me coming first, to watch a Blarg video xd

[@Silentstormm]

Dude your already almost at 900k!! 1000% deserved!

[@meowmeow575]

I can't breathe help "catfish exoskeleton"

[@Aegisoftheshine]

As a band kid i can confirm we do eat sleeping horses

[@lucapowers6083]

ALMOST 1 MILLION BLARG LETS GOOO

[@supplerope8023]

I’ve been around since before 500k. Seeing how close we are makes me so excited for the day we can finally say 1 Mil.

[@igglet333]

That thumbnail… Blarg really going for it

[@anneblackk]

4 pm alarm to wake up. Me who always wakes up around 06:00 without any alarm.

[@atomkuehne]

i just about died over the Steve Harvey bit. Don't know why I developed Soup's comedy taste but catfish exoskeleton took the breath outta me

[@isthatjared1572]

Dude. How the fuck haven’t you hit a milli yet? I’m blown away. You’re awesome Blargey-poo ❤

[@tylerturner5342]

I will never forget the final round of a family feud, where he asked for a ball made of leather, and the dude said "leather ball"

[@nasty_magician9895]

Been on the road to 1 mill for some time now man doesn't look like it's happening

[@austinsamples4090]

Jesus Christ guys can we please get blarg to 1 mil already

[@daemondrako]

I don't know if it's because I'm badly sick but I cried laughing for the whole video

[@Ice.Newton]

Blarg's echoing W H A T was unreasonably funny

[@batistabomball]

I was dying all video, classic goons and needed after a long day

[@happy_name]

When I watch a csgo video, I always think about how bad the enemy team must be if they're losing or struggling against a bunch of guys just goofing off.

[@AwfulWeather5684]

Yumi’s name is Blake? That’s crazy

[@jonezy170]

funny story, we had a kid my freshman year of high school who we called bong water. Well turns out he had a hit list and ended up getting expelled

[@SapphireCrusader1988]

That's quite the plot twist.

[@Hoops1DidItAgain]

Y’all make my day everyday watching y’all videos

[@fifiplayz6723]

Straight from the beginning and already just "I just got killed by Andrew Tate"

[@scouseleemini1]

Story of my life

[@tomferguson9250]

7:16 something about this whole conversation had me dying 😂*IvAn*

[@Sh4dowgale]

Heck yeah! I'm watching this on my lunch break.

[@Kaiju_Fans_Memes]

Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video 😂🤣

[@1990EscortXR3i]

Holy shit haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you

[@daniellefall1516]

What happened to the streams? Also the face cam went away like months ago and I miss it. Also, I love you blarg. You deserve so much. You are an amazing person. I have been a fan for quite awhile. I can’t wait to be there for the 1 mil video. Love you blarg.

[@mochimaid]

As someone from Michigan I can guarantee Dallas Soup did indeed threaten to bomb the entire shitty state off of the map.

[@tommytaylorberge3875]

That Blink 182 Pat-puss bit killed me.

[@saku7505]

Please let's get this man to 1 mil before the beginning of 2023 he has brought alot of joy to everyone because his content his hilarious he deserves it

[@Boggersugar]

It’s been four days since the warhead hit Michigan. We are in absolute anarchy please send help.

[@notrebelbuffoon522]

Concerning the joke about Milk poured over ppl behind big ben: you do know, hopefully, that the Tower is not Big ben, but the Bell within the Tower is Big Ben. as such, you aren't actually able to get behind it, since you aren't just allowed up there.

[@estrellahaley5409]

Imma steal it

[@peyj7977]

As a band kid. The marimba was absolutely the best instrument. I'm serious.

[@metalcorgi8750]

As a marimba player, can confirm

[@hazelgrace5760]

as another keyboardist, can also confirm

[@ecnalence]

Just what I need at the end of an exhausting day

[@russianamazonbox5431]

As a band kid, I can accurately say that we do, in fact, eat horses while they sleep.

[@JRjr3]

For 6 years the secret service have been armed senior care nurses. We need some young blood again!

[@alfiejohnson3216]

The way they said flood as if its not already a word 😂

[@albadude1922]

As a Blake I felt so uncomfortable during that conversation.

[@Rat-King27]

Same, I was relaxing and just heard that and bolted upright.

[@adorablue.]

don’t know why but i’m surprised at blarg pronunciation of bob l’éponge, it’s was nicely said

[@gabrielflo5932]

15:00 that what it sounds like when I start my truck on a winter morning

[@TrggrHppyRt]

The mention of someone clipping their toenails in math class. There was actually someone that did that in my math class. Specifically math as well. I never saw them on the desk in any other classes.

[@terencehallinan5273]

I almost passed out around the bong water part

[@ssilent8202]

Now we need a Soup flute video

[@Deftones445]

Mcnasty has to be on a watch list by now

[@brandonlawrence4338]

Put you to prison 😂 yep, this is a blarg video

[@wd_kiltedspartan2732]

one of my absolute favorite creators!

[@jakesult1426]

you reminded me to change my bong water.

[@ethanscott3989]

This whole vid is like: I just woke up and someone ask me a question.

[@sutureart2080]

12:56 wouldn't that just be fish scales? XD

[@ElaineTheOnly]

22:45 Hey I'd appreciate not having a 80M8 threat sent to Michigan. My grandma lives there. Thanks!

[@badatgames56]

As a band kid I can relate and a marimba is a melodical percussion instrument that a keyboard like design but with wooden keys that you play with yarn mallets also loved the vid

[@aldynuswhabiology]

2:41 i laughed too much at that for some reason

[@rjnicks3069]

New blarg content? Yay!

[@kassiekelly5040]

hell yeah blarg!!!! almost 900k🥳

[@austoncorless2780]

RIP the vid😢

[@steelsmith6230]

Dude, I don't sleep to 1 pm unless I am getting over the sicknesses going around.

[@birdhead9943]

the sound fx in these vids make me want to hit my head against the wall until im a cold corpse

[@akarbit3r111]

ngl, if Matt got a ace that one round, I would of lost it (in a good way) lol

[@trunt7520]

This is the longest 26mins of my life. I feel sorry for the editors that have like 4 hours of this to look through

[@Mr_Dancy_Pants]

2:42 That subtle NFL fanfare on the piano 3 octaves too high...

[@highluxpotato810]

I feel like Strokey the Goldfish made this video based on how much stroke-inducing jokes are made in this video.