26 Minutes of Jokes THAT WILL PUT ME TO PRISON

Blarg, Mcnasty, Yumi, Soup, and Dooo make HORRIBLE jokes on CSGO
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[@BlargMyShnoople]

Refresh if you can't watch, not sure wtf happened

[@DanielDeLeon69]

Hey Blarg who's your favorite superhero???

[@yourlocalwaifumerchant9560]

Shi just subbed today and i already love your vids 😂

[@mattc8908]

Refreshing.. too much work... taking a nap now

[@prom00n]

I did and thank you bro 🙏

[@Thatguy98544]

Hey blarg I was just brutally murderd by Andrew Tate

[@flanderrrs]

The "spot the fake gamer" conversation killed me.

[@weetabixyeah]

Kim jong un, the queen and kwebbelkop had me in tears

[@hwanniggles187]

@@weetabixyeah i forgot kwebbelkop was even a thing. Man was mad fake

[@ConnollyUK]

I truly can't wait for Blarg's 1m subscriber special. You deserve it so much my favourite little goose honker

[@robyngwendolynshiloh5277]

Daddy's little goose honker

[@hirtew7]

Uncle’s little goose honker

[@ExHavic]

I can only imagine the debauchery that will be in it

[@ActualTrashcan]

You don’t say all that and then… insult him? when you put little in front I’m not sure if it’s an insult anymore. You have confused me.

[@thequagablesire]

what doES THIS MEAN

[@obsessivelychaoticdimwit9764]

I love how at least in 50% of these clips it’s Yuumi consistently being the last one Alive lmao

[@bilinasmini3480]

Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

[@SharpAsABricc]

Well he's the sweat of the group so I wouldn't expect anything less

[@CyanYT]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, while Blarg has had some personal time, he's still got regular uploads. This dude and his editors are on another level, feeding us the endless content we crave... Blarg could just evaporate instantly, and his channel will still have videos coming for a month I stg

[@bilinasmini3480]

Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video

[@mitchellblake1475]

That one clip at 17:00 So god damn close to an ace while Soup and McNasty have McDonald's flashbacks

[@therainfalls1547]

McDonald's? What did Soup and Mcnasty do at McDonald's?

[@meatydonut6477]

Loving the 20-40 minute vids mate. Amazing content and good laughs keep it up

[@AlexKeyes299]

Doo trying to explain the video to soup is how we all try to explain Soup's videos to other people who don't watch yt.

[@zacharywelsh6131]

Blarg and the guys have been making fun of so many people as of recent and I’m so for it. Get this man to 1 mil

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

theres so many sounds, dumb jokes, and funny moments back to back at full speed holy shit lmao...this vid is a classic

[@legendwingz0161]

9:45 man really sang Greta Thunberg like helicopter helicopter 😂😂😂

[@anshsharma4131]

14:00 The whole Bong Water bit had me rolling while tearing up from laughter, it just itched my brain perfectly😂

[@chaoticlamb8283]

He went up 1k since he made this vid! That's great!

[@nixl518]

Blarg and his goons have been the only people who can make me laugh for 26 minutes straight.

[@willhogan1334]

Come on everyone!! Let’s get this man to 1 mil. He deserves it more than anything. Thank you blarg for the great content! Keep it up big dawg

[@annalisesusan9360]

Man I tell hue what falling asleep while watching gave me simultaneously the best and worst dream of my life, actually woke up laughing 😂

[@doxbox1355]

This is most definitely my favourite and funniest video I personally think blarg has ever uploaded I didn’t stop laughing the entire time

[@dappergenesis822]

@9:20 I was literally falling asleep and my eyes were half way shut. Then I rewound and realized it was Yumi having a stroke 😂

[@quirklesshan4871]

this was way too funny to try to discreetly watch at work 😂

[@pichie5409]

15:49 Very nice French pronunciation there ! "Bob l'Éponge" 10/10

[@delusionalsky]

I mean he is Canadian

[@pichie5409]

@@delusionalsky Im also canadian and A Quebecers (Mean my mother language is french). I guarantee you that being Canadian doesn't give you a good french accent. 😆

[@yungplauge420]

Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

[@gabulzabulvods]

We getting closer to one milion! Keep up the great work blarg you deserve all the good things

[@gutbucket6184]

Blarg deserves 1 million subscribers, he is the funny man

[@wiseguise5960]

I honestly love these videos with the dumbest random jokes 🤣😂

[@FrakJags]

"#43 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING" I'm so happy to see this on one of your videos Blarg! You'll be at 1 mil subs in no time!

[@akreasendo3653]

The amount of this content is so wholesome 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielhoskens3146]

I look forward to seeing Blarg hit 1 million subs because he absolutely deserves it and I’ve been along for the ride since 1,000

[@Pon1bcd]

Hit that 1 mil. You deserve that play button and your massive following.

[@AwfulWeather5684]

Yumi’s name is Blake? That’s crazy

[@pj9605]

That million milestone video is something I can't wait for

[@hebrody]

I don’t understand how you haven’t hit one mil, like all of your friends have over a mil and you are arguably the funniest out of them. Keep up the content it’s amazing!

[@yeah4851]

They're all unique really

[@livesinbin5830]

He’s not the funniest but he still deserves more subs

[@WorstSociety]

“Gary I knew u were a bottom feeder” was so good 😂

[@bilinasmini3480]

Holy shit haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you

[@daGameSlayer526]

Y’all make my day everyday watching y’all videos

[@austoncorless2780]

RIP the vid😢

[@Silentstormm]

Dude your already almost at 900k!! 1000% deserved!

[@colinbartlett3812]

I hope that Blarg hits 1 million on or before Christmas! That would be a great gift from us.

[@Kaiju_Fans_Memes]

Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video 😂🤣

[@batistabomball]

I was dying all video, classic goons and needed after a long day

[@lucapowers6083]

ALMOST 1 MILLION BLARG LETS GOOO

[@raresatonoaie7097]

The only good time for me coming first, to watch a Blarg video xd

[@rjnicks3069]

New blarg content? Yay!

[@kassiekelly5040]

hell yeah blarg!!!! almost 900k🥳

[@JoJo-jt7dh]

i hope matt get his 1 Million Subs soon, he is our little frog mustard

[@estrellahaley5409]

Frucket of frog mustard

[@TheSh4dowgale]

Heck yeah! I'm watching this on my lunch break.

[@Aegisoftheshine]

As a band kid i can confirm we do eat sleeping horses

[@igglet333]

That thumbnail… Blarg really going for it

[@Zel_eo]

My man at 13:03 with the Rushia png...I see you my boy, never forget!

[@jonezy170]

funny story, we had a kid my freshman year of high school who we called bong water. Well turns out he had a hit list and ended up getting expelled

[@SapphireCrusader1988]

That's quite the plot twist.

[@jackrock1475]

Blarg I hope you casually glance upon this comment while waiting in line to get coffee. Love the vid. Be on the podcast more please we miss you.

[@daemondrako]

I don't know if it's because I'm badly sick but I cried laughing for the whole video

[@evanarnold3663]

10:13 blarg and soup both missed a perfect opportunity to throw in a “JUST DO IIIIIIT!¡”

[@Ragin-David]

Blarg's echoing W H A T was unreasonably funny

[@ecnalence]

Just what I need at the end of an exhausting day

[@wd_kiltedspartan2732]

one of my absolute favorite creators!

[@fifiplayz6723]

Straight from the beginning and already just "I just got killed by Andrew Tate"

[@scouseleemini1]

Story of my life

[@TexasViews]

havent laughed that hard in awhile

[@terencehallinan5273]

I almost passed out around the bong water part

[@u7felix]

imagine gaming and all of the sudden behind you you hear “turedamevinevine turedamevinevine”

[@brandonlawrence4338]

Put you to prison 😂 yep, this is a blarg video

[@Goku-dc5sq]

Bro love your videos ❤

[@bryanc237]

Laughed the whole way through

[@alfiejohnson3216]

The way they said flood as if its not already a word 😂

[@tommytaylorberge3875]

That Blink 182 Pat-puss bit killed me.

[@badatgames56]

As a band kid I can relate and a marimba is a melodical percussion instrument that a keyboard like design but with wooden keys that you play with yarn mallets also loved the vid

[@jakesult1426]

you reminded me to change my bong water.

[@supplerope8023]

I’ve been around since before 500k. Seeing how close we are makes me so excited for the day we can finally say 1 Mil.

[@isthatjared1572]

Dude. How the fuck haven’t you hit a milli yet? I’m blown away. You’re awesome Blargey-poo ❤

[@anneblackk]

4 pm alarm to wake up. Me who always wakes up around 06:00 without any alarm.

[@atomkuehne]

i just about died over the Steve Harvey bit. Don't know why I developed Soup's comedy taste but catfish exoskeleton took the breath outta me

[@meowmeow575]

I can't breathe help "catfish exoskeleton"

[@tylerturner5342]

I will never forget the final round of a family feud, where he asked for a ball made of leather, and the dude said "leather ball"

[@JamesonTylerBynum]

Them talking about GAP reminded me like “man, who here remembers Osh Kosh B’Gosh?” 😂

[@Stupidity2311]

I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard

[@kellanlost4184]

this a fever dream

[@R3DHarmony]

Every time Blarg plays CS:GO it's not Counter Strike Global Offensive. It's Comedically Structured Globally Offensive

[@gabrielflo5932]

15:00 that what it sounds like when I start my truck on a winter morning

[@galaxxyzz4k922]

Here baby boy

[@happy_name]

When I watch a csgo video, I always think about how bad the enemy team must be if they're losing or struggling against a bunch of guys just goofing off.

[@TrggrHppyRt]

The mention of someone clipping their toenails in math class. There was actually someone that did that in my math class. Specifically math as well. I never saw them on the desk in any other classes.

[@ssilent8202]

Now we need a Soup flute video

[@austinsamples4090]

Jesus Christ guys can we please get blarg to 1 mil already

[@daniellefall1516]

What happened to the streams? Also the face cam went away like months ago and I miss it. Also, I love you blarg. You deserve so much. You are an amazing person. I have been a fan for quite awhile. I can’t wait to be there for the 1 mil video. Love you blarg.

[@aldynuswhabiology]

2:41 i laughed too much at that for some reason

[@cameronsnyder1246]

Doo and I live on completely opposite sleep schedules. 🤣

[@brandonsantana5981]

So close to 1 million

[@sutureart2080]

12:56 wouldn't that just be fish scales? XD

[@tomferguson9250]

7:16 something about this whole conversation had me dying 😂*IvAn*

[@alexpiscopo2696]

I think the most offensive thing was are you guys excited for fall 🤣

[@anthonygonzalez4558]

woahh almost 1 mill already!!! I remember when you were barley starting our, Where did time go bruhhh!!!!

[@ethanscott3989]

This whole vid is like: I just woke up and someone ask me a question.

[@Lavadevil-_-]

OMG THE THUMBNAIL 😂💀💀

[@npc_bendytheslayer]

I strive to be this random yet funny

[@Deftones445]

Mcnasty has to be on a watch list by now

[@keenanmcgill3389]

In one of my friends classes some dude opened up a clan of clam chowder in 1st period and just drank strait out of the can

[@akarbit3r111]

ngl, if Matt got a ace that one round, I would of lost it (in a good way) lol

[@mattheweatpants]

U made it to 1m yay

[@JRjr3]

For 6 years the secret service have been armed senior care nurses. We need some young blood again!

[@OctoLemon06]

Dooo on the mcnasty sleep schedule

[@loglog7]

*A marimba is just a xylophone for adults.*