Game of Zones - S5E6 - Poorzingis

Kristaps learns the horrifying truth about the Knicks 😱.
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[@cm6885]

Thursday is now my favorite day of the week

[@SodumbX]

1st response

[@allstar-j2836]

They took a real james dolan song for this! Search better find a church from JD! XD

[@AmFAmF]

Call it TGIT.

[@russellh6152]

Choco DOLLA hahaha.

[@stevenpr1405]

Choco DOLLA p

[@Volantredx]

The guys who made this episode are all banned from the Garden.

[@r.s.10]

You're banned Volantredx!

[@agent00p65]

Woman smothered their babies rather than see them watch Eddy Curry get paid 60 million gold to eat freakin' lemon cakes on the bench😂

[@jzoetheshit]

hhahahahhahahahaha

[@aquamarine99911]

Just realized they gave up the draft picks to the Bulls for Eddy, who drafted Noah and got the best years out of him, then he ends up back with the Knicks on a humungous deal. I'm sure Knicks "fans" (any left?) made that connection long ago, but it just occurred to me.

[@jerryholmes5508]

Erick 😥

[@skoveche2k]

someone explain this joke?

[@stkthefirst3463]

Andrew James, Aldridge as well!

[@tedlasso2434]

“I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal” guess what he’s now a knick

[@kevinj11798]

Wow I remember he said that and we really ended up with Peyton 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@luisarroyo7705]

He’s not doing bad

[@infinitymixtapes9562]

Oh fucking hell

[@lilHippo]

@@luisarroyo7705 oh how this comment has aged

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

“And having to tell him he’s razzling and dazzling but inside you’re crying and dying but you keep lying and complying because it’s terrifying”🔥

[@sirgluttony_2664]

My whole house is on fire after hearing that

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

Snoopy Goose indeed

[@ogre7737]

Yeldarb 17 I love Walt ‘Clyde’ Frazier

[@winstonsmith11]

Duane Hill Hell yeah. Walt is the man.

[@davidkahn3009]

He said and after terrifying like he was going to continue. Love everything about this.

[@totenblume7517]

Whoever wrote James Dolan's song deserves a raise

[@lucasr2050]

James Dolan's band made the song...

[@mugennn-8616]

YES

[@floyd9727]

Lucas R sort of...

[@aandwdabest]

The parody > the original.

[@joshshapiro3397]

who's here after porzingis got traded

[@anthony3246]

Josh Shapiro me 😔

[@shawnmiguelrivera2266]

they predicted it

[@Daniel-oy6zf]

Lmao

[@acecard1013]

"GET OUT"

[@henrysteiner8136]

YUPPPO

[@rydiz8791]

“Cause we’re not gonna tank or play Frank Ntilikina cause Mudiay’s our guy” imma Knick fan and the accuracy of this is insane

[@NaiKzOfficial]

Ntilikina can play the 2 alongside Muiday/Burke

[@rydiz8791]

Amazing Sports Clips when did I say he couldn’t

[@pimpineasy1100]

I need this on a Knicks t shirt.

[@rydiz8791]

Andre Harvey fr tho

[@christopherforrest5713]

because of where he was picked, he wouldve have been a steal at 15-20 but we picked him over dsj and donovan

[@hankarmas]

Apparently Dolan got so mad at this episode, he literally sent a complaint to *Adam Silver.* Dude's soft af.

[@anatsusha09]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@palehorse6655]

Considering this is still on here Adam Silver is a good man

[@J10005]

@@palehorse6655 I mean what exactly could Adam Silver do even if he agreed with Dolan? 😂😂

[@aandwdabest]

Well, technically it’s a satire/parody of Dolan’s band’s song “Better find a church”. Dolan can technically make a case for complaint based on copyright ground, but he can honestly piss off, cause this rendition is so much better.

[@JulioFromBoston]

@@aandwdabest he can't. Copyright doesn't protect against parodies.

[@ssnders2522]

The fact they Porzingis left and they signed Payton is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@randomcat5262]

"I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal" and since then he has signed with new york

[@agnelagbo7419]

James Dolan's Get Well Soon song Lyrics: Better find a sept, A good place to cry, Cause we're not going to tank Or play Frank Ntilikina Cause Mudiay's our guy Better find a sept, A good place to pray for all your sins Will I overpay Trey Burke Or let him walk away Like Jeremy Lin that jerk! And Oakley is still not welcome back Maybe I'll resign Jarrett Jack Hell, I'll pay the luxury tax To give Tyreke Evans a max Five year contract (oooooh!) I should bring Isiah Thomas back And the small one too for a longer deal I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal. (Ad -lib) Alright Krislaps Porzmingis, Time for you to hurry up and heal A little birdy told me Fizdale hates his European big men, hahaha Talk to you later buddy, See you in Lithuania Where's Oakley, I want to kick him.

[@colinmcgregor6445]

close... it's "better find a sept" - a sept is a church in game of thrones

[@agnelagbo7419]

Didn't know that, thanks for the heads up

[@bfam1163]

You ppl really annoy me all ppl have to do is turn on captions for the lyrics...thanks for nothing you piece of sshit...waste of a comment

[@agnelagbo7419]

goofball H Alright keyboard warrior...think your mummy is calling you 🖐🏾

[@gloomygl]

It's Isiah, not Isaiah

[@iamlegend4064]

"I'll pay the luxury tax to pay Tyreke Evans the max" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@user-ct8pd1pw2n]

I just noticed Game of Zones is basically just a huge comedy roast

[@rygesa]

nothing to be ashamed about

[@behindthebarwithjr157]

thats because youre an idiot

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a HUGE boatload of salt.

[@sgtplaya7]

as a knicks fan i didn't take it with salt because its true

[@SIRHENNY1]

GuessWhoNot you’re not a knicks fans all he said was truth lmao

[@JoshuaFrick3]

"Bloated contracts for bloated players" 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣

[@dammitjah]

As a knicks fan, I’m throughly pleased with how we got baked in this episode

[@Hellamoody]

Jahi Bandele thoroughly *

[@dammitjah]

Oh u right

[@WyrmAbyss1214]

same dude

[@vdavey6212]

I can’t be the only one who burst out laughing at “raaaah Joakim Noah has a shit contract”

[@cjmoore1017]

I think elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal😂😂 I. Cannot. Breathe.☠️

[@noahbutler9180]

It is actually a pretty good song

[@kashteller7466]

It's me calisketcher YT 😂😂😂

[@loveless8241]

Who's here after the creator Adam Malamut revealed that James Dolan directly complained to Adam Silver for this episode?

[@depressedravensfansince2014]

Lmao. "Poorzingis." 😂😂

[@xavierfernandez4451]

Mishaps Poorzingis

[@RomnysGonzalez]

+Isiah Thomas gave a 5-years contract to Jerome "Big Snacks" James -Who? +Exactly! I needed an respiratory machine after that one hahaha

[@razkable]

r.i.p isahai thomas larry brown 2004 knicks-2010...aka jerome james eddie curry malik rose stephon maubury steve francis quinton richardson jamal crawford zach randolph t macs shell shell of alan houston tim hardaway and latrel sprewell ..what a mess this team was from 2004-2010 and from 2013-2017 lol...

[@gillianguiamo7303]

Elfrid Payton the next bradly beal I'm sleep😂😂

[@DJGreatnessGaming]

high key that was the best part

[@footballneverstops8143]

Gillian Guiamo I don’t get it?

[@mokkaveli]

Beal is a great shooter and player, Payton is neither

[@cloutsponge6577]

I loved that part

[@pimpineasy1100]

Cuz.mudiays our guy. I literally died

[@whatsw1tha1rilinefood7]

“ oh my sweet Latvian child “ I’m dead😂

[@runthenumbers9698]

I've never heard of fckin Latavia

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

“Will I overpay trey Burke or let him walk away like Jermey Lin that jerk”

[@stkthefirst3463]

The reason why they didn't match Lin's contract from the Rockets is because of poison pill

[@Tarutaru94]

Well 1. The knicks could have just went over the salary cap not like they were doing much anyways with Melo, Chandler, and Amare's contract. 2. Dolan could have offered him a contract much earlier, instead of asking him to test the market, because he thought he would be able to sign him for cheaper.

[@positivedirection9503]

they didnt sign him cause Melo was unhappy, we were ballin while Melo was out and he hated Lin causen everyone just wanted to see Lin. darn Dolan did efff up alot. We let Mike D'Antoni go to because Melo, Mike D'Antoni disliked melo's iso plays and wanted to play fast tempo and move the ball but Melo and Dolan wanting to keep him happy let what could have been great disappear, I don't miss Melo one bit. Melo even made porzingis turn on Phil Jackson when Zinger always loved the triangle before. They should have Roasted Melo more in this episode he was just as bad as Dolan

[@carloalberto4132]

he was toxic to the locker room

[@purple8289]

Did people really think an episode dedicated to the Knicks would be easy to watch? Was it easy to watch the red wedding? No, but as a loyal GoZ viewer you must watch even the Knicks episode. We must all feel the pain that goes with being a Knicks fan since Walt played for them.

[@primetimeera480]

Thank you B/R for the knicks jokes now i know why stephen A Smith is a knicks fan. Your Joakim noah joke is AMAZING

[@LifelinegamingFilms]

juanjo Diaz lol was lame

[@saint0rleansofthe9th76]

Can someone explain to me what happen to him , is he injured or?

[@primetimeera480]

Mall Khalifa during a game knicks vs bucks kristaps went for a dunk on Antetokounmpo And he tore his ACL.

[@saint0rleansofthe9th76]

juanjo Diaz talking bout Noah

[@cbskater44]

Mall Khalifa he had an altercation with Hornacek and was basically banished from the team 😂 now he's one with the wilderness if you check his insta

[@kingrell116]

I keep coming back for Dolan song 😂😂😂😂 the crows dying, the Get out.. This is so accurate && funny at the same time lol

[@KingAdebiyi]

Let's turn that 4:18 minutes into 41:8 minutes... One day

[@carson9903]

Wth is "41:8" 😂

[@dave_dynasty]

"41 minutes and 80 seconds." I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kole-jl8ep]

Knicks fan ahhahhhhah

[@princehill4164]

Lol theirs definitely 80 seconds in a minute

[@tabokaotsile2101]

I assume by 41.8 he meant 41 minutes 48 seconds 41:48 lol

[@Geo98719]

In many ways this was the most sophisticated one yet

[@DaMeloman32]

*laughs but also cries* -all Knicks fans

[@kazmere3000]

Poorzingis finally listened, now he just gotta guard his ribs...

[@movieanatomy4341]

This show owns my life And I love it

[@Daiton45]

True Ogre Humour is subjective just because you don't find the newer series funny doesn't mean the people who do like it are 'morons'... You need to calm down dude

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a HUGE boatload of salt.

[@vaggelismahairas8578]

Jack Uyl i

[@jaranda6913]

To be honest 2 and 3 were pretty bad, but 4 was the best

[@jaranda6913]

As in episodes

[@sugarshanegaming6805]

Whose back after the Porzingis trade!

[@kevinjohnson8008]

Meee I watched this a lot before the trade and even when Mudiay had started starting... They had this shit exactly right 🤔

[@kevinjohnson8008]

And still after DSJ.... Mudiay's our guy 🤣🤣💯

[@sugarshanegaming6805]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@djholladay109]

as a knicks fan, this depressed me :-(

[@a.e.a.]

Darrell Christmas feel you bro :(

[@gradyc4314]

Same 😭

[@Cyrusislikeawsome]

Feelz bad man. Just want you to know the rest of the league keeps you, the victims, in our hearts.

[@drewsloan9639]

Same here -_-

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a huge boatload of salt. I feel ya bro.

[@ThTcraftFTW]

I spit out my drink when he said "I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal"

[@simarbir]

But is he a good Kidd?

[@leechinkuan1864]

I love the fact that "better find a church" has 281k views while this parody song has 1.7m views

[@calvinmoeller3823]

“And Oakley is still not welcome back, Maybe I’ll resign jarret jack hell I’ll pay the luxury tax to give tyreke evans a max. 5 year contrAct. I should bring Isiah Thomas back and the small one too, for a longer deal. I think Elfrid Payton is the next Bradley Beal! Alright KrisLaps Poorsminguz time for you to heal I heard Fitzdale hates his European big men” Best song ever!

[@jonalgoulbourne]

Where's oakley I wanna kick him 😂😂😂

[@RealWordKeepa]

Only Knicks fans understand the true struggles 😔

[@bryaneglesia]

Fear is for the elders who’ve suffered through the entire reign of James Dolan. 😂

[@harrybrown261]

The tale of starbury shaging in his wagon with the marketing apprentice.... Im dying!

[@floyd9727]

Sebastian Figueroa somehow people found out Stephon Marbury had sex with some Knicks intern in the back of his SUV...

[@SoloDamus]

I missed 90% of the jokes because my Knicks knowledge wasnt high enough.. Feelsbadman..

[@johnAG]

Action Bastard rip

[@wilmarpratama5687]

The entire knicks franchise is the biggest joke

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

Muhammad Wilmar Rifky Pratama As a Knicks fan, I also agree with this

[@balliswifeyahimme369]

hold this L bro. you shouldnt be on this channel

[@Jorge-vz4rn]

Action Bastard the joke was the Knicks that's all u need to know

[@UCeagle79]

2:22 is the start of one of the greatest lines.

[@HajiStaxGaming]

“I, also, know a story about a Chris Childs who punched Kobes.” 😂😂 “I could tell you about Marbury shaggin in his wagon with the marketing apprentice…is this the kind of salacious and flirtatious story you like?” “Women smothered their babies rather than see them watch Eddie Curry get paid $60 million gold to eat freaking lemon cakes on the bench….and don’t get me started with Bargnaniiii.” 🤣🤣😂 Bruh this whole thing is gold.

[@rustybuckets]

chrislaps pormingus 😂😂😂

[@deandean2010]

Rusty Buckets I thought I heard wrong

[@guesswhonot1620]

As a Knicks fan I took this episode with a HUGE boatload of salt.

[@sebass4379]

They should have said Tingis Pingis! 😂

[@norapeace6526]

“Where’s Oakley? I want to kick him” 😂

[@stkthefirst3463]

I thought they put him in a dungeon

[@ejsandersg260]

Got rescued by Melo and Noah lol

[@YoungDen]

It was in reference to ' kicking' him out the area.

[@91iamlegend]

That Noah joke made me crack lol

[@lurchlogan]

That wasn't a joke... that was Facts!!

[@matthewbell802]

The "get out" embroidery at the end really captures the situation perfectly. Amazing!

[@diadunne1143]

OK I love B/R but I gotta call bullshit on the last scene, James Dolan is *not* that good of a musician

[@kingdeedee]

I was waiting for a Knicks episode for so long. Didn't disappoint 😂😂😂

[@retina1508]

“GET OUT” Oh my lord

[@captaincrisis6472]

Anybody else never watch GOT and is only here cause they get the NBA references? 😂😂

[@AndyZach]

I never watched the series--but I read the first three books before I gave up on them.

[@juicyjuicejuices]

Bro you should watch GOT. It’s the best television ever!

[@ballerbeans670]

@@juicyjuicejuices do you still think that after szn 8

[@johnsantos9108]

When is the Lord Dolan album coming out? I kinda want to hear the rest, it ain’t that bad 😂😂

[@jackcorcoran1778]

John Santos it’s based off his song “better find a church”

[@maxbogensberger3725]

For Knicks fans it’s awful

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

Maxwell Bogensberger As a Knicks fan, I agree with that. I just need everyone associated with the association to be gone. I have PTSD over this sports team

[@joshyan1458]

lol read his band's wikipedia page its hilarious en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JD_%26_The_Straight_Shot

[@noyea1709]

Joshua Yan holy shit that's classic you the real mvp

[@landkevin28]

Fear is....having to tell him he's razzling and dazzling when inside you're crying and dying but you keep lying and complying because it's terrifying 😂😂😂

[@josuelima20]

No NBA games today, but at least we have Game of Zones!

[@MrRacecourser]

I swear to God, this is my favorite thing on KZbin. Kudos, BR.

[@bradleyst.laurent3497]

“I think Elfriid Payton is the next Bradley Beal@

[@sloppyhandwriting17]

i think elfrid payton is the next bradley beal 💀💀💀

[@infinitymixtapes9562]

Tyson Bonaparte and guess who’s on the Knicks now

[@carlscholl6519]

Bleacher Report is the true MVP Sick Animation, Well placed jokes, So Dope.

[@chewy_chris4812]

Well...... he got out

[@agent00p65]

4 WHOLE MINUTES today is a good day

[@yigitberkozberk4460]

What a shit comment

[@bookedroomer]

Next week it'll be 2 minutes and everyone will be like Damn 2 WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES thank you lord jesus today is a good day

[@BobLennon315]

Thats like so many minutes!

[@tpoli5447]

Dannngggg my dude dats like a whole minute longer than 3 minutes!!!!!!!

[@papichampagne2311]

Perry Ehimuh facts

[@vmthelegend5140]

this is the game of zones video i have watched the most,it has so many incredible references and double meanings,simply wow.

[@itsdavidman6673]

What about an episode about kawhi and the spurs, like kawhi getting his soul back from the soul box and etc

[@TANK-lb4ni]

David Aka the greatest COMMUNIST that will be after trade deadline for sure

[@darrelljones3965]

Facts lol indubitably hahaha

[@allenreyes6544]

Theyll make a kawhi episode once he demands and gets traded to another team. Hopefully by july

[@AntonioFChapa]

Hes not leavin though

[@vejscvetkovski2679]

Kawhi will stay you dipshit.

[@frankgradl3773]

Clyde’s alliteration was on point, as always. I love this show.

[@joangutierrez1777]

Her: Hey babe, can you come over ? Me: Aren't your parents home ? Her: No 😉 let's finish what we started last night Me: Okay *Gets Bleacher Report Game of Zones notification* Me: Nvm can't, busy. Text you later

[@gmoneysports3653]

Lol

[@ihatevegans3098]

Joan Gutierrez you better have not considered even going with the girl

[@laylowsr]

Lame

[@laylowsr]

Joan Gutierrez lame

[@joangutierrez1777]

Lalo B You have a playlist of Post Malone, gtfo lol

[@zacharyserafini5555]

Who’s back after Tingis Pingis just embarrassed Dallas in game 1🔥

[@LeBeautiful]

...Did I hear Dolan...Rollin..??

[@Rando1624]

LeBeautiful how you got 1500 subs and no content

[@123Mathzak]

acewildunleashed Because he’s LeBeautiful. Duh.

[@Rando1624]

im saying it cause if he starts posting vids he could monetize them. and start

[@MrAlexlove75]

LeBeautiful y

[@MrAlexlove75]

LeBeautiful u

[@MrPabpab]

You guys are absolutely, straight up geniuses

[@phillyjackson45]

*The Chris Childs who punched Kobe's* , Bleacher Report, I love you.

[@2rono288]

I see Game of Zones getting that Mcdonalds brand deal! hopefully this means longer episodes🔥🔥

[@brianbazan207]

as a knick fan i hate myself

[@antman05dabeast87]

Brian Bazan same man been a fan all my life and still waiting for a decent playoff run😑

[@jalen3590]

Antman05 Da beast 1999

[@brucebalzaescalona455]

Breathe easy my child.. for we will see glory before we die. The unicorn will come back better than ever and take us and the millions of the restless souls that follow the glorious New York Knicks to the holy land of rings and championships!

[@MsMrapplepie]

You poor souls...

[@superkiller131313]

Dw I'm a raptors fan, we more fucked.

[@TheChordstruckPony]

It's funny how OKC pawned off their stars and obtained 17 draft picks for the next five years in anticipation for a rebuild... and rebuilt faster than the Knicks Organization could sell season tickets. 4 months vs 5 years and ongoing.

[@JonSmith-hk1bq]

The Knicks aren't rebuilding though. They're just leaving cap space open for stars that will never sign.

[@MarioCro7]

That moment when you stop everything in life just to watch Game Of Zones episode.

[@jordandwiggins1026]

NBA champion Porzingis

[@msmot2000]

As a Knicks fan, this was painfully funny. Good one B/R, really good one.😒

[@fabiusberner8149]

I wonder why this is recommended to me today...

[@scorch3633]

Kristaps looks like he couldn’t be more depressed

[@vladinator8254]

As a knicks fan this was amazing to see. I needed a episode mentioning porzingis

[@strvaan8661]

This episode is gonna be 🔥

[@Ferhat4161]

i like how frazier rhyming words at the end of the sentences like he does in real life 😂

[@marcjay077]

"My Lanky Lord" Clyde rhyming, "Get Out"...hilarious this should have been 6 mins though!

[@tj8002]

I love how there’s so much Information in these like the realllllllll NBA fans who know analytics and the history can relate

[@DatOneGuy901]

got damn...Knicks have had it pretty bad since the 90s...i'm sorry

[@Zmad724]

You think you can scare me Walt....Clyde... Whatever your name is? There is nothing more frightening than being the 2nd option to Carmelo in the Triangle (Offense). FACTS

[@King591pwns]

Zachary Madden as a Knick fan since 06, those were basically the best of times 😭

[@abcdefghij4995]

Yo, and when Krislaps is saying Walt or Clyde is because of the hairline right?

[@Zmad724]

I don't know if you are joking, but no....that is Walt "Clyde" Frazier he is talking to. Some people refer to him as Walt Frazier, others Clyde Frazier. He does play-by-play for the Knicks, and was a former star for them.

[@landkevin28]

Whoever wrote the lyrics deserves a raise

[@sanjithvijay3089]

Here after he got traded

[@RileyAnglian]

People who are here 5 years later and porzingis is on the Celtics 👇

[@silewis9396]

yo mommas here

[@BLACKDYNOMITE84]

"A little birdy told me Fizdale hates his European big man" that's hilarious considering I'm from Memphis!

[@ljpoole235]

2:27 my man rhyme is excellent

[@ObiShawnKenobi1]

This is one of my favorite videos

[@graygutfreund1122]

This episode and the Rockets-Clippers episode from two weeks ago were both fucking amazing!!!!

[@carterf3585]

graygutfreund The Van Gundian rants last week were hilarious too

[@sooperb]

These episodes are priceless.

[@megaherky3294]

Can you guys make a full version of James Dolan’s song at the end?

[@SwaggyHajj]

This aged like fine wine

[@OneLakerNation]

We All Love Game of Zones

[@lionelsenga3752]

"Fanlings are born and live and die, all without seeing a playoff win or a decent draft pick" Omg this is definitely my knicks recruiting quote

[@maxbogensberger3725]

“I think we should bring Isiah Thomas back” 😤😡

[@alfredolouiebrian980]

Maxwell Bogensberger and the short one too! 😂😂😂

[@SSEF15]

I love how they got Frazier's tendency for smooth rhymes and alliteration in there

[@johnnycee9325]

Watching Stephon Marbury, Steve Francis, and Jamal Crawford! 3 shoot first guards try to survive in the same backcourt! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@Swof99]

THESE NEED TO COME OUT FASTER

[@hibachi2014]

TO SHORT NEED A LONGER EPISODE

[@godspeedgideon9178]

This is when that old lady was telling the cripple boy stories, and the lil Lord said he hated her stories. And then she told the story of the White Walkers. And then Robb Stark came in and said how the old lady told the story of how the whole world is living in a Giant's eye... Boom!!! Ima Game of Thrones and Game of Zones fan.

[@Th1sIsMyLegacy]

GodspeedGideon "The old lady" "The lil lord" are you really a fan?

[@godspeedgideon9178]

Yellow .Harry Thats how they were pronounced in this episode, so that was just so all audiences can understand who im referring to. No im not a huge fan where I read the books and stuff, I just watched the HBO series 2 times, and I love the show so much, it's addicting lol.