[Blind Commentary] Rainbow Dash Presents: Rainbow Factory

My blind reaction to Dawn Somewhere's vision of the infamous fanfic. There's cookies and punch by the door!
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[@alweighswright9510]

I really love all of thrackerzod's lines in this one especially. "that pony is going to be sacrificed! oh I'm going to utter a prayer SO HARD!"

[@bluezebra8675309]

I personally love 'No I want to stay with the other ponies...there are more of them'

[@tandnmom100]

The head is backwards.

[@spoomks]

i especially love... the head is backwards

[@adelaestrella3338]

Sprang Trup Skeetles take me to them so the deed May be done

[@Silverdiamond22]

Al Weighs Wright I like “the sting is chafing me! That is normal..”

[@arivetalt8528]

its so nice that its exactly 30:00 minutes long

[@Trish707]

yea

[@seki108]

Extra note: Pogo the Clown was the 'stage name' of a notorious serial killer John Wayne Gacy

[@blankslate6364]

Oh, that's something that totally escaped my memory. Good on Greg.

[@davidsmith2491]

(scootalo) but what if we pass. (blossomforth) then you fail

[@boreames8438]

:|. XD

[@blamo5363]

then u fail :T

[@makennacourtney6924]

David Smith those legs lol mettaton

[@marianagonzales3123]

Damariana

[@itzbeelzebuddy]

David Smith Nice

[@josephschultz3301]

It's okay, Blank. I lost my mind once it got to the "Legends of the Hidden Temple" part too. All of a sudden, my childhood came rushing back to me. As much as I love this entire Rainbow Dash Presents, that part is easily my favorite. A damn good use of nostalgia

[@DoodledPony]

Good god, Legends of the Hidden Temple and Homestar references really take me back. Heck, the video itself takes me back.

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

The Legends of the Hidden Temple bit hit me like a ton of nostalgic bricks out of nowhere back when I first watched this. I didn't see it coming and it was amazing. _"THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS!"_

[@Arella17]

I remember shouting that at the tv screen constantly.

[@lousworld6212]

pinkis cupcake wut

[@superkitty1808]

wth

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

_"This is just... this is just a recipe... for pork chops. This is insane."_ That's the glory of it, Blank.

[@X0.LA_BRAVA.X0]

"What was that.. about the grinding?" *-Blank slate 2016*

[@KnightOfBreath]

Yessss!!! I haven't watched Rainbow Dash Presents in a while X3 :D Glad to see this popping up in my feed :3

[@blankslate6364]

Blank Check, bringing back the classics. :p

[@lpsmissy7071]

I've seen this Rainbow Dash Persents like 15 times and I just relised that the flux capacitor is on the machine

[@blankslate6364]

Party like it's 2012

[@Dacodemo]

I'm partying like its 1999

[@ladyscalpel]

Did u take this from my comment 0.o

[@gabycalderon1423]

Hi i'm a huge fan

[@buckn5]

can you react to cartoon hook ups twilight and rainbow by winky dink media please?

[@ashantijenkins7476]

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@EnderPryde]

Things you were confused by: Dazzler: Reference to Wizard People, Dear Reader. Aurora's Pony AIDS: In the original fic, Rainbow Dash tears Aurora wing clean off with no prior warning. Greg thought that the idea of actually tearing somebodies limb off - even a kids limb - without any mechanical assistance was ludicrous, so he added Pony AIDS to try and explain the limb removal. But in doing so, he also decided that his Rainbow Dash would still act like she tore it off (and react negatively) even though she did NOTHING.

[@Wubzod]

The videos from FimFlamFilosophy are the first fan-made MLP-videos I've ever seen way back as I started watching MLP. And their my favourite ever since. Also I love the character "Thrackerzod" and the suffix "zod". So FimFlamFilosophy is the reason why I named myself "Wubzod" on the Internet. I really love theirs videos. And your reaction was great, you laughed so much :D

[@blankslate6364]

Oh, that's interesting. Cool to know the origin of the username! Thanks. Those guys brought the comedy with this one.

[@MaxFeathers]

the cat had a hover board from back to the future i feel like im the only one who noticed that

[@MaxFeathers]

and the convader belt was run on a flux capasiter

[@tandnmom100]

And Thrackerzod travels through time in a similar vein to the DeLorean, what with the twin trails of flame left on the floor.

[@Kairukurumi]

I ship Scootaloo and Orion so hard

[@gayidiot8379]

Me to

[@soonamisapphire2425]

Hell yesss

[@Lambdas2]

HOO!

[@jacobpearce3118]

Same here lol

[@scootalooandfuntimefreddy1195]

I just saw scootaloo meet orion so hard

[@dizco1719]

Scootaloo: are you sure you don't grind "on" ponys HOH!!!

[@Briselance]

22:56: "... everbody, panic!!" X-D

[@draviren6311]

Rainbow Dash- and....and here's a back of crayons....so....so you can color....w-when you get to pony he- EAVEN! *sob* Me- *Hugs oc* NOOOO! Not Oc! Don't take Oc! *sob*

[@PieDislikerSwag]

Seeing you go all crazy over Legends of the Hidden Temple nostalgia made my smile grow bigger than I could've imagined. Also, sweet! I get another reason to rewatch this series again (well, some of it)!

[@blankslate6364]

Happy to be of service :D

[@noellelarocque5476]

awora: they are going to kill us all the kids: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@fattypneumonia]

this is your favorite RDP *so far*, and quite rightly so. but ooooohhhh just wait. the ones that come after this are screamingly funny, and the animation gets even smoother!

[@mudkipforever6754]

Sweetie Belle’s voice though... 😂👌🏻

[@Zrrkon]

MAS Sweetie Belle: I LOVE THESE COMPLETELY NORMAL VIDEOS ABOUT NORMAL PONIES, LIKE MYSELF, IN COMPLETELY NORMAL SITUATIONS

[@bluezebra8675309]

There is no Sweetie Bell Only *Thrackerzod* Who is a totally normal pony

[@me323me]

_Yess,_

[@filippe999]

this is my favourite RDP

[@jmiesteeves9823]

I LOVE this so much

[@princewhatever7780]

I want to be an oompa loompa! 😂

[@alonisaldana260]

Yea you can definitely trust clowns ESPECIALLY after the clownish things in the past couple months

[@donsisaldana4188]

oh god i hate clowns

[@thadhelderman4769]

Aloni Saldana I hate clowns

[@marpinyaa]

Aloni Saldana I love clowns, there cute

[@danielwilson8604]

particularly pogo! He was the alias of John Wayne Gracy, the serial killer!

[@TheSmokingSkull]

Did Blank Slate react to RDP's Cupcakes episode? I couldn't find it anywhere.

[@lostbutterflycols]

He should:3

[@mixedlove217]

The Smoking Skull yes he did

[@harmlessspider3693]

But where?

[@lostbutterflycols]

Yea where?

[@mixedlove217]

ColgateWorld Cupcakes being the I believe second rdp reaction he did because obviously the first rdp he did was Bubbles and the second one would be Cupcakes

[@Arondight_Blade]

😆 Thanks BlankSlate! Loved your reaction. They were amazing!

[@ShayTheValiant]

Ooh, a "Rainbow Dash Presents" video. Alright then, let's see what will happen. And... play. 2:10 That's so meta. 2:35 I want to hear those stories. 2:39 The way Rainbow said "Darn it!" is really funny to me. 2:41 Sounds like my comments ;p 2:48 Sounds like a good video. 3:00 I'm sure that's a reference I'm not getting. 3:13 And welcome to the jam! 4:25 I feel bad for anyone on the ground; that's gross! 4:35 I'm pretty sure three balloons aren't enough to keep either fillies from falling through the clouds. 4:42 Hoo! Also, hi there, WoodenToaster! 4:51 Oh God... 4:58 "OC for short". Wow. Also, hoo! 5:12 "They're just here to watch my @$$!". Also, hoo-wah! 5:16 That name is already taken by another Pegasus in the show. 5:52 I wonder what this teacher grades her students?... 6:26 How did she?... never mind. I don't want to know how she got it. 6:33 Anyone want to help her? 6:41 OC wants some of that "Hoo!" action. 6:27 The educational system does not give a damn! 7:38 Really? A threesome? Also, hoo-wah! 8:04 Glad Scootaloo had fun. Also, hoo! 8:29 He ain't no Flim Flam brother or Sunset. 9:01 I'm sorry, Photo Finish? 9:04 Absolutely! 9:10 That look like it hurt. 9:41 Again, how? 9:53 Scootaloo probably enjoys this. 10:18 Of course it is. 10:35 Don't drive away customers. 10:44 Filthy mud pony! 10:50 Since when did we get to Mare-xico? ;) 10:54 Ray Mysterio is a real wrestler, right? I still don't get sports. 11:15 What brings you from gen... whatever? 11:33 I fit the role of the fat kid perfectly. Don't worry, I'm proud of who I am. No shame! 11:36 They will have to dye you orange. 11:55 Um, what does that imply? 12:03 Yeah! That won't happen at all! :| 12:15 More like "demon out of the laptop". 12:29 Wow. Just be blunt about it, right OC? 12:50 I'm just waiting for Surprise to say "yes" like how Pinkie does. 13:01 No, he doesn't! They just live in a magical place... for the rest of their lives... never to be seen again. 13:08 I can definitely trust a clown who has a similar name to a real-life killer clown. 13:12 Thrackerzod, you should be smarter than this. 13:21 Why is everyone wearing a Mexican wrestler mask? 13:39 Don't eat the semen-filled cookies and don't drink the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid! If you don't know what I mean by the first one, search it up. Or don't. Yeah, just don't. 13:48 Hoo! 13:56 Speaking of anemones, I want to see "Finding Dory" when it comes out. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming. 14:03 What do you do with your mother?! 14:15 "Tunas are the chickens of the sea". Just had to put a chicken joke in here, didn't you, FiMFlamFilosophy? 14:26 Rainbow Dash always dresses in style. 14:41 **squeak** 14:46 You just met a few hours ago. 15:00 She wants to play her hot-fire mixtape. 15:09 I could really go for some pizza right now. 15:22-15:31 Thanks, Dash. 15:44 Apple Bloom: "You are working a... fine establishment here." 15:49 Employee of the month in three days. Makes sense. 16:16 "Grinding up ON ponies". **sigh** Also, Hoo! 16:23 I think I'd feel the same way. 17:04 She might need that information later. 17:26 That was. Also, animation. 17:36 Ooh, song. 17:55 Scootaloo is enjoying this and Thrackerzod is trying to blend in and seem normal. 18:00 Rainbow Dash always teaches in style. 18:47 Really? A sombrero? 19:12 The Epic Pony War? 19:14 Hooves, who do you even? 19:35 That contract said "Mare-na Carta". I don't really know my history, but I assume that's a real thing. 19:43 There is a lot of references on that, but I can't read most of them. 20:12 and 20:17 What is Trixie doing there? 20:41 Thanks, Thrackerzod. 20:52 **squeak** 20:57 **squeak** 21:22 Not Mr. Snuffles! Spare the puppy! 21:28 1. How did you get a picture of OC's parents? 2. Scootaloo doesn't look like OC's mom. 21:42 They don't have anything to colour on. At least give them a colouring book. 21:49 You mean "Tartarus". 22:02 Thrackerzod: "Oh, I'm going to udder a prayer so hard, it will rock the foundations of this factory!" 22:21 Not an impenetrable prison of fluffy clouds and only six guards! How will you ever escape? :| 22:44 Fair enough. 23:14 Thrackerzod, please explain. 23:41 Unfortunately, this is a reference I don't get. I'm not that old! ;p 24:33 You called it! 24:45 Aurora is going to save the day... maybe. 24:54 Just put it on her head. That will fix it. 25:02 Why are they talking at the same time? This is almost as creepy as the the twins in "The Shining". 25:17 How? 25:59 Oh God! Not the puppy! Well, at least All Dogs Go To Heaven, right? 26:06 Mr. Snuffles. 26:29 **face palm** 26:34 Why do they have another picture of OC's parents? 26:46 OC's mom does look like Scootaloo mane-wise. Still, what do you do with her? 26:50 And another chicken joke. 26:56 Everyone loves the government... right? | And everything turned out fine! It appears kids were not needed in the making of rainbows. Who knew? Oh well, that's in the past. That was really funny! I can't wait to see more from FimFlamFilosophy and you! Until next time, I'm signing off!

[@blankslate6364]

What do we do? We swim!

[@fairymations1724]

Rainbow dash is best character out of the series

[@NumbingDisasterAnon]

W00t, more love for Greg-senpai. This is one of his best works in the Rainbow Dash Presents series, it's too bad Petirip got too burnt out on these and bogged down with more work. These were jsut so good.

[@DXNexus-rl1nh]

Aurora is best character 10/10 would watch again

[@booklover4330]

Oh my gosh yes! I love this series and I love you for reacting to this series! They take horrible or depressing or just about whatever else fanfics and make them great! They do such a good job on them! So you'll be reacting to all of them right? They're hilarious! Great reaction and can't wait for more! XD.

[@Mirality]

So, the thing with the puppy: it didn't get hurt, it realised that the floor was only made of clouds and so dived through them and escaped into the basement. This is obvious when you look back at the sequence around trying to go through the door (just before the temple sequence) and notice the characters saying things like "oh no, the wall is made of clouds, how can we escape?"

[@videomaestro9566]

When you mentioned Cupcakes which would you rather die in... Sounded like a good Halloween question

[@kroduss4802]

Late but I'd rather die in Rainbow Factory. Dying in cupcakes from what I can tell would be more akin to torture not murder. It would be slow, painful, and bloody. In fact rainbow dash passes out multiple times from _pain_. In rainbow factory the buildup would be worse but the payoff would be quicker and generally painless. Along with that my legacy would be a rainbow rather than some cannibalistic cupcakes. Make sense? *good.*

[@pichu885]

I completely lost it at the Legends of the Hidden Temple reference. That was the cherry on top of it all!

[@stardustcomet4714]

Blank, I just want you to know that there is no relation between me and Orion Comet.

[@pokemondudes8924]

*HOLY SMOKES!* Your all the way on my recommended :O

[@LeonidSaykin]

Spidersees is about Princess Celestia playing a prank on Twilight

[@highway_roadkill]

*I WANT TO BE AN OOMPA-LOOMPA!*

[@leviathyx1725]

cool video there's cookies and punch by the door

[@purpleguy1702]

I love your channel

[@blankslate6364]

Glad you enjoy :D

[@purpleguy1702]

ahhh thanks!!!!! 🦄

[@thadhelderman4769]

Purple Guy i love his channel too

[@The0ldg0at]

Ahh purple guy

[@verathkillea9132]

"How do hooves?" Peak eloquence

[@crimsonstratosphere765]

Nice video blank slate i remeber watching this when first being brony it was very interesting video and have watched about 10-20 times because songs and the characters it was very enjoyable back when i was first brony in 2014

[@znfnoceda2691]

Luna: “YOU SHOULD’VE DRESSED AS A BANANA CELESTIA! I’M NIGHTMARE MOON! NIGHTMARE MOOOOOON!”

[@trinitytheliongoat6841]

I actually love rainbow factory. Pretty much builds up my moods.

[@KaitoGillscale]

Man, it's been YEARS since I've seen this video...Jesus, this was made during the heyday of my MLP fanaticism.

[@carryondrawing]

That was my reaction to the temple of the golden monkey thing as well! I may still be young, but I can still say it was my childhood GOD DAMN IT!!!

[@TheNameJohnny]

Great video.

[@JimRaynorRaider]

fun fact: pegasus with tan skin and black mane and lil white pegasus with blue mane is my ocs. its a dad bringing his daughter to work day. its why she looking at him so sad and he's freaking out lol

[@retrocarowners4618]

New car company, PMC or Pony Motor Works, as said on the vans logo, based after the GMC Vandora, yes I'm a car enthusiast, I've known cars around the world since 10

[@YeCrustModifier]

Can't wait for you to react to RDP: Bittersweet ^_^

[@iimxia3169]

soo sad when the links with the puppy made me cry

[@yaratal9701]

Who's watching this in 2017 I am

[@icyflame2795]

What it's 2018

[@nathanburke1224]

@@icyflame2795 what are you guys freaking talking about??? its flubberjubbing 2020!!!

[@me323me]

That video is my "Go to" fan video.

[@stinky9713]

oh my god I'm just now realizing that's leather icecream voicing the green cheerlie

[@timekeeper2594]

Great video as always!

[@thesavage3875]

i dont trust clowns

[@Silverdiamond22]

*GET IN MY VAN* Um my wing is broken.. like really really bad! OK! *GET IN THE VAN*

[@Team_BaM]

Good choice of material. :) Greg writes some pretty funny stuff.

[@blackstarwing3332]

Don’t trust clowns. Like ever.

[@melaniethefan3675]

yay you finally did it 😊

[@melaniethefan3675]

do more ❤

[@scribbledrawz5496]

I love your Chanel and vids

[@luminariel3765]

I had to nearly suffocate on my pillow so as to not awaken my roomie XD

[@wattsink2009]

Over 1000 pictures? Pft, slackers!

[@anahlarichardson9917]

I will never trust a clowns

[@kittikast1777]

I can't believe nobody has pointed this out yet. Pogo the clown was a real person by the name of John Gacy. He was a serial killer and rapist, most of his victims being children. He was a party clown, and would dress as Pogo when he murdered them.

[@videomaestro9566]

16:34 WHAT THE HEY RAINBOW!!!???

[@tboy817]

Legends of the hidden temple ive seen a few episode but never seen someone complete the course

[@Nightstormshadow1]

OMG CAN U DO MORE RAINBOWDASH PRESENTS!! PLEASE!!

[@blankslate6364]

Aye.

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

If you liked this, give Rainbow Dash Presents: Haunting Nightmare a watch next. It's just as bonkers.

[@blankslate6364]

That's the plan.

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

Blank Slate Awesome, yo. I love that one, I can't wait =D .

[@kiesarisunny13]

*THE HEADS ON BACKWARDS!*

[@lyciamiller7178]

nice going rainbow !

[@ZachRaleigh]

I'm still waiting on bittersweet if you haven't seen it :) I very much enjoyed your reaction to "Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla" also you should stream on twitch some time

[@TS-un1si]

At least rainbow dash cared :)

[@-theghost-9866]

*halfway through the video* {Infinitely smashes head against the wall}

[@itzbeelzebuddy]

scoots is like me in a nutshell

[@blixblox-left]

God I can't watch this anymore and I just got on this video you talk more then any other restorers!!!!!!!!!! God

[@alexandercardenas8972]

that ending though

[@thechatteringclown]

i'm still a bit ... peeved ... that the mare-na carta (19:35) includes the notion of removal of fluttershy from anything RDP related. i mean figures considering how greg treats poor ol' fluttershy but still :(

[@kofi_..]

cool vid blank :)

[@cesareborgia2699]

risk is my favorite table top game.

[@angrycatgaming870]

he looks like a pumpkin wearing a body that's red LOL

[@dh8253]

i support the rainbow factory i must as a Pegasus

[@jacobgarcia9639]

That was Trixie

[@katelynbrantley5167]

the girl that gives the filly's a tour is actually pinkie pie because her hair and her cutie mark

[@JurassicPancake]

16:01 the yellow one is relatable

[@gayidiot8379]

That perfect 30min tho

[@shadowreaper9195]

If I was a Pegasus, I will fly away when they tried to catch me.

[@b1tPlays]

I will return the rainbow factory (I'm kidding)

[@kikikalathiasart9510]

Scootaloo’s Family picture with with a chicken, a chicken!

[@atomicreptiliascreator738]

There is another variant much more SFM. Also called RAINBOW FACTORY, it is MUCH more graphic. Just search: Rainbow Factory.

[@nneito_8074]

RAINBOW DASH PRESENTS MY LITTLE DASHIE!

[@videomaestro9566]

7:46 SECOND BABS FACE!!!!!!😆😆😆

[@throwingcatsproductions22]

You Have the laugh of a angel!

[@pxelanimations6865]

The brown Colt has bacon hair

[@purpleguy1702]

THEY HAVE MADE A MOVIE OF LEGAND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE

[@Idk-yw1nf]

11:34 "I WANT TO BEAN OOMPA LOOMPA! Take me to them so the deed can be done" -Sweetie Belle 2016 I do too sweetie... I do too

[@arnold20139]

I adore the “Johnny Bravo” Scootaloo. Lol