[Blind Commentary] Rainbow Dash Presents: Haunting Nightmare

My blind reaction to Dawn Somewhere's vision of a horror in the Ponyville library. Always have a plan B...
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[@CountMonsparkle]

'Haunting Nightmare' is a great fic. It's a straight-forward horror-adventure story, but thankfully it doesn't contain any gore (really not a fan of gore). And it's really well-written.

[@blankslate6364]

I should read it. Haven't seen many good straightforward horror fics.

[@mintyfresh2357]

Blank Slate did you enjoy it?

[@geraldpfeffer]

@@mintyfresh2357 maybe

[@Jirodyne]

"Draw a hot bath, and work out some of that frustration?... *Smash*" You have no idea the number of reactors I have seen complete miss that joke. Best joke in the whole video, and so many miss it. Makes me so glad you didn't and got to laugh along with you.

[@blankslate6364]

Glad I caught it :D

[@wattsink2009]

13:32 I love the face Pinkie makes when she says, “she is cool!”

[@anime9424]

"I am the Deruas Macurana!!"

[@yomolwaspran1527]

Love these rdp reactions. I would NOT mind an RDP week.

[@golden..guard_4128]

Love it

[@maablack2009]

So Pinkie Pie is basiclly Mojo Jojo.

[@znfnoceda2691]

Filly Twi: “I wish celestia had exploded all over my walls.” Me: “I’m pretty sure she did.” #Molestia

[@PieDislikerSwag]

Bones and Skin was definitely one of my favorite RDP songs. And your reaction to Zecora at the end was wonderful. Very wonderful. Ayyyy macarena!

[@billcipher6933]

Thrakerzod/description-servant of the realm of knowledge

[@billcipher6933]

Pinkie secretly works for HP Lovecraft

[@ShayTheValiant]

Alright, another "RDP" video. And judging by the thumbnail, Twilight seems very pissed. Has she finally had enough of her friends? Let's find out, shall we? And... play. 0:27 Not talking about the "RDP" version o\f "Rainbow Factory", of course. 1:09 Pin the Tail On the Cranky Doodle. 1:12 How is Rainbow supposed to know, Rarity? She's blindfolded. 1:14 No duh. 1:17 Pinkie, what are you doing to the drink? 1:21 "And now the punch has been... Spiked! ;D" Actually, I think it's some type of soda, but you get the idea. And the reference. 1:24 You couldn't get Vinyl? Was she on tour? Also, go home, Applejack, you're drunk. 1:30 Spike! You're alive! I'm surprised he's not drunk, considering he's Irish ;) 1:44 You know what she's talking about ;) 1:56 Really, Pinkie?! Again?! 2:08 Again, go home, Applejack, you're drunk. 2:19 Yay, Fluttershy got invited! 2:23 A wild Zecora appeared! 2:25 Pinkie is just being straightforward. Pinkie: "Drink now, or prepare to feel the wrath of Pinkamena Diane Pie! Yes." 2:28 Zecora sounds weird. Mostly because she's not rhyming. 2:43 What is happening? I'm sure this is a reference to something you've seen before? 2:46 Those books say from left to right: "Earthquakes", Shake, Rattle, Shoot", "Aftershock by David Wickner", and "Bad Book Puns". How appropriate. 3:05 A wild Luna appeared! 3:27 Only $10.99. $15.99 with Luna's autograph. 3:57 It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. 4:41 Yeah. No big deal. Time will only stop for Twilight and she will rot forever in the book. It's fine. 4:49 You called it. 5:25 If you were friends, you wouldn't have threatened to do anything at all. 5:32 Yes, she has. It was when Canterlot was under siege by Chrysalis and her Changeling army and Chrysalis disguised herself as Princess Cadence so she could marry Shining Armor and get pass the force-field he made to take control from the inside. And you, Luna, missed it all! You showed up at the very end and had no idea of what transpired on that day! 6:04 Do not use a Ouija board! Nothing good ever comes if you use one! Have you never seen any horror movie that had one in it? Someone always gets possessed and dies! 6:25 "A glass of liquids". Knowing this Rainbow, she could come back with any liquid. Be specific. Also, "A little glass of water, please. A fresh-pressed hankie if I sneeze. Some tea with honey from the bees, whenever you can brew it." 6:27 She done goofed up in less than 3 seconds flat. How does the smoke alarm go off from just getting a glass of water? 6:34 Why is someone shooting?! Dash, go home, you're... well, you're you. 6:38 Why would you need ketchup?! "Mecha-lekka yes, mecha hiney hole. Mecha-lekka yes, mecha hiney hole." I don't even know. 6:56 All hail Lord Cthulhu! I wouldn't be surprised if Cthulhu actually existed in the pony world. If they have hydras, manticores, and even Cerberus guarding the gates of Tartarus, I'm sure he could be there, too. 7:00 Please, don't smother Fluttershy with a pillow. She hasn't done anything. 7:07 Being dragged by the ear like a mother and her troublesome kid. Of course, I wouldn't know anything about this; I am a very obedient child. 7:13 Clearly, she did. Yes. 7:52 I guessing it's because Luna is narrating the story and she's not in the book. 8:07 Ooooooh. I know what this is. I knew the title was familiar. 8:51 It is! I saw Apple Bloom and Thrackerzod with balloons tied to them behind Twilight's head. 9:37 Hi, Smarty Pants! I haven't seen you since "The Gift of the Maud Pie". 9:48 "There can be only one!" 9:53 Um... what? 10:28 And Pinkie was in the pile, too. 11:13 Twilight, you feeling okay? You sound a little... hoarse. **sigh** I am so sorry for that terrible pun. I couldn't miss this chance. 11:23 More like Thrackerzod's mom. 11:29 You're not Minuette. 11:42 No big deal. Also, you called it. 12:07 And Spike's mom is Marowak. Get it, because Cubones wear the skulls of... their dead mother... and Spike's mom is considered... never mind. Moving on. 12:18 "Sometimes you got to desecrate a few graveyards to fight evil, alright?" - Spike 2012 12:35 Rainbow: "He's standing up.", says Rainbow as she is standing. 12:54 Of course, you would know, Rarity. 13:03 1. Since when? 2. How do you know this, Rarity? Big Mac hardly ever says anything. I'm sure this is a topic he wouldn't want to share with anyone. 13:25 I'm sure Rainbow thought it was a game. 13:33 Thug life. Yes. 13:38 Fluttermac continues. 14:10 What are you implying, Rarity? 14:17 Ooh! 14:20 Ow. 15:19 King Louis? Breaking the 4th wall is Pinkie's job. 15:48 Cthulhu? Is that you? 15:52 Don't ponies in real life do that? 16:30 There's Cthulhu. All hail Lord Cthulhu! May he bless us with his presence! 16:39 Parasprite Shampoo: it eats away your dandruff and dirt from your mane. Only $5.99. 16:58 Ooh, animation. 17:20 Don't do it. 17:23 Don't do it! 17:26 You did it. Friendship is Magic, isn't it, Rarity? 17:37 I'd feel the same. 18:10 Just lift her with your magic! You don't have to drag her. 18:49 Thrackerzod comes to save the day!... I think. 19:16 Come on, Zecora. You're smarter than this. 19:55 Since when did we start talking about "Power Rangers"? 20:21 "I am the Deus ex Macarena!" - Zecora 2012 20:28 Luna, "simply divine" is Rarity's thing. 20:41 Thrackerzod knows what happened here tonight. I guess she teleported into the book? 20:52 Come on! She didn't do anything! | Well, that was strange. Strange, but funny. Not exactly sure if I will have nightmares tonight, but I will have to find out. Until next time, I'm **yawn** signing off!

[@blankslate6364]

The RD/Zecora yelling was a reference to Mentally Advanced #7 (the original series), I've discovered. It's an epic war between good and evil. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKXMYqF6pb9ng7M

[@ShayTheValiant]

Oh, yeah. I remember now. That was funny.

[@amberlove2658]

All hall princess Blank Slate

[@DJJD669]

I don't know if you caught this or not, and I'm not reading through every comment to see if someone else pointed it out, but the bit at the end with Thrakerzod before Zecora shows up, they were actually using the Cthulhu language from H.P. Lovecraft stuff, not all of it was 100% accurate, but yeah, I thought that was interesting, that Greg took the time to do that, his attention to detail is amazing.

[@blankslate6364]

Oh wow. Didn't know that, but I'm not surprised Greg would go that far. Great stuff!

[@TheArcSet]

Thanks for this reaction.

[@gage10100]

just want to say you did a amazing job on this reaction

[@sunbreezeplays205]

your oc remind me of my oc and ikr

[@gage10100]

true the shape of are oc's body are the same and we are both pegasi but that about it. i just don't see it my self

[@blankslate6364]

Ah, thank you! :D

[@sunbreezeplays205]

+Blank Slate .-. idk

[@blankslate6364]

Dawn Somewhere's releasing a new Rainbow Dash Presents this weekend! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJLcYoKogNyJbaM Keep your eyes out! So this might be RDP week...

[@bradygorman]

ooooooh I hope it is these are fun to watch XD

[@idk0w069]

yay i was going to tell you but i guess you already know😆

[@Raven_The_Kitsune]

RDP IS FINALY CONTINUING I LOVE IT!

[@tanklessmars-gk7sl]

blank check could you react to duel of fates; part one; mlp x star wars crossover

[@sadvatohours6929]

react to mlp comic dub

[@PlaneWalker18]

This is one of my favorite Spike's in stories.

[@BLUERAYGUNER]

I had nightmares after this. I awoke in a cold sweat and in a panic.

[@donaldtussing131]

In the plush toy mountain I saw pinkie pie, rainbow dash, the lorax, Pikachu, and a purple version of Apple Jacks hat.

[@Draconicus702]

I love Spike's character and I feel so bad for Fluttershy

[@Doughboy123x]

17:28 - "Rarity! You're terrible!" You only now notice?

[@blankslate6364]

Oh, I say it often. :p

[@Doughboy123x]

Blank Slate I hope so. Rarity normally is on the lower end of my favorite characters list. But here in the Mentally Advanced world, she's just plain awful and not even that funny. Every time she's onscreen, I just want to kick her in the face.

[@Doughboy123x]

julie martinez Which only makes her a smug smartass. Also, I think Twilight (MAS) handles that role better.

[@arcaniashadeva4230]

Smartyshorts evolves into smartypants

[@laurenthemoron6486]

Can/have you reacted to Docter Whooves and Assistant by Pony Pocket Production.

[@Flowerbarrel]

I had a Thrackerzod “I Am Normal” t-shirt. It disappeared one day and I haven’t seen it since.

[@geraldpfeffer]

maybe you found your cutie mark and stopped being normal?

[@kylejohnson525]

I love pinkie in this series

[@QueenSonica]

React to rainbow dash presents my little dashie

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

I'd definitely like to see that.

[@unpronouncable2442]

the most glorious of reactions ^_^

[@AdamMurrayBPS]

I SAW GIR IN THE PLUSHIE PILE!! I'M SO HAPPY XD

[@izabella1129]

If you're wondering why the mirror in the moon is they're probably cause Luis is looking down with them in the story and they just have moon representing hi guess cause she does raise and lower the moon so yeah plus use it at one point

[@Trinitysflicks767]

Every second of this he says something. I can’t even tell what is going on anymore

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

Sweet, I was waiting on this one =D .

[@legionairesunny5507]

Hooorooor... (Whose's Line reference?) I like this video, especially the song. I love the song.

[@bobbihawks2953]

you're awesome

[@wordplayreviews8818]

Strongbad was also in the pile of toys. I thought the smartypants scene looked more like pink elephants from Dumbo

[@Jason_Singe]

A brand new Rainbow Dash Presents is coming on Saturday.

[@davidsmith2491]

cool.

[@KNightlyLoveSpin20]

Russian ep is even creepier...ooh! *Kthulhu depth* Ooh! *normal voice* Love that Kthulhu talk an' "Hey, Macarena!"

[@littlevampirewolfhybrid5765]

This should be interesting

[@Team_BaM]

7:00 Why? Well simply put in Greg's own words, he likes to heap misery on the yellow one.

[@aagaming5795]

LUNA FAN RIGHT HERE

[@zcubeDbz]

neigh-palm... ugh

[@blankslate6364]

Oh my god, I never even reali- I MEAN YES, GOOD PUN AM I RIGHT

[@littlevampirewolfhybrid5765]

This is so funny I love

[@jamauln1]

lol. Neighpalm.

[@skullcrusherdestroyerofsouls]

8:31 you mean especially when they brought out the neighpalm

[@12Syldiin]

...What did I just watch

[@dizco1719]

4:52 Blank turned into Stomedy

[@izabella1129]

I saw Pikachu Rainbow Dash pinkie pie derby and at last and Ewok oh and also I see Casper or at least a ghost 👻

[@dannybrown6253]

luna yay

[@Akwolfzone]

i just found out that bucking stands for fucking so that messed up my head alittle

[@wattsink2009]

18:35 So wait, is Thrackerzod a demon that has possessed Sweetie Belle, or is the RDP Sweetie Belle normally like this?

[@eeeerr3360]

YES

[@geraldpfeffer]

both

[@kittygirl6535]

ya I saw the dot

[@nibbaboi3138]

I saw this one

[@jannahvincent2380]

Have u reacted to A Colt Classic? (its short, but have u?)

[@blankslate6364]

Yes, but I took down the video that it was a part of. It wasn't the reason, though, so I'll have that reaction back up separately at some point.

[@whiteflower4513]

Hey blank check You should watch it is really cool

[@speedhunter7156]

big Mac sounds like dale earnhradt Jr

[@justyouraveragemutantblood2185]

Slices bread

[@-Wayla-]

10:39 Is it Tridashie? Next to Pikachu?

[@AdamMurrayBPS]

I saw Gir ^w^

[@nancybadore1076]

I paused this I'm at 6:50 I'm laughing

[@jamesmcintire8677]

Need palm oh that’s nothing wrongRemember the time that the US room marine got trapped in a POW camp how does arm is broken above his head and survive in the Vietnam war

[@crazybri8883]

I saw Fluffal puff

[@nooora1238]

DID U SEE TWILIGHTS HAIR HAPPENED A LITTLE GLITCH??!?!?!

[@unbeatableumbreon6992]

What episode explains this Zecora curse thing

[@nightponydarkness9203]

Did you say Faust or Foust at 4:45?

[@CDRaccoon]

that is not the sound of an AK (47), but the sound of either a m-16 varient, or a hmg of some sorts. Just being a basterd. The AK have a very, very distinguished sound.

[@Just.me97]

hey Macarena x

[@bluelightning3584]

10:42 i saw fluffle puff

[@kaikoo1438]

Fluffle plush

[@spliced5554]

you should really do a face with your man please😢

[@can-of-pringles]

Is this in order?

[@theyukster382]

who here has listened to a muffins by reitanna seishin or b something sweet to bite

[@shadowplanner7146]

Yes! I am excited for one of my fav reactors to react to my fav RDP

[@door1916]

@#*% TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

[@mariahuber9334]

To creepy 😱😨😰

[@jerittsmith8026]

wen r u goin 2 do th next rememberence

[@blankslate6364]

I don't make them, I just react to them. It'll probably be a while before the team gets it done.

[@beachcitymade1085]

So uh...... Ever think about reacting to something non-pony related?.. like something from wwe or............ wwe?.. Sorry all I can think is wwe.. like some hardcore moments, or some of the best promos, like Daniel Bryan's Wrestlemania 30 promo, or CM Punks Money in the Bank 2011 promo? Or you can do something both wwe and MLP related, on the wwe network there's this show culture shock where a former nxt superstar goes to bronycon, and you can probably find it somewhere else online... Idk.. just a thought.

[@inactivechannel803]

Bruh.....

[@akiritosakurai6289]

Spike with that skull is more like a Marowak.

[@Honeydwarf85]

Hey can you react to the best of mlp voice actor panels please?

[@mayawhitten-desroches9800]

where's the derpy one

[@sunbreezeplays205]

did you draw your oc

[@blankslate6364]

Yeah, using Inkscape.

[@sunbreezeplays205]

+Blank Slate better than mine though (at least i didnt generate it) good job on it

[@zaithehedgewolf4587]

hey Blake you should watch RWBY volume 1 2 3 and 4 it's awesome really it's awesome show from Rooster Teeth

[@kittens5776]

Aha😂😂😂

[@pinkythekitty4635]

can u react 2 ponylicious

[@pinkythekitty4635]

plz plz plz😄😄

[@gracebednarski2526]

FIRST!!!!

[@iamnotfunny8456]

SECOND!!!!!!

[@princessmewmew0875]

...weird

[@gabrielfisher228]

react to mine tutorial

[@benjamingrapentine7861]

im a kid

[@kinantikembang3995]

cool

[@carna24]

Uh.... ok

[@swagshark6895]

Me too????

[@geraldpfeffer]

are you?

[@geraldpfeffer]

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