[Blind Commentary] "Secrets and Pies" - My Little Pony: FiM S7 E23

My reaction to a fanatical baker, a dangerous secret, and a relentless quest to seek the rainbow's truth. (1:14)
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[@blankslate6364]

Crisp apple on a *sunny summer afternoon* Yay, actually got both episodes out, episode 24 hopefully before the weekend (vectors will depend on how the next few days go. But the finale will be fully edited, even if I have to push it back)

[@blackroserevan6939]

Blank Slate You doing okay blank? How are you doing?

[@kmmk5022]

Blank Slate love your vids. could you react to "beep beep" by snapi please. It's a really cute video.

[@Equinox4210]

Blank Slate how come when I watch the new episodes you then watch them after I do it weird XD

[@sethcarlow8363]

i love all your videos. Awesome. Apple Pie with ice Cream is so good.

[@shrimp8752]

Your awesome blank check!

[@Illdos]

5:37 Pinkie: "What if that was my pie? *pff* That would be bananas." Maud: "No, that would be a pie."

[@karrifina4082]

That smelly, circular monstrosity is a pie? DON'T TALK ABOUT SPIKE LIKE THAT! X3 I couldn't stop laughing!

[@thaneofmoss]

I'm assuming that on Opposite Day, Pinkie compromises the paradox by making a pie in the shape of a pie tin, then filling it with tin in the shape of a pie.

[@blankslate6364]

That's acceptable.

[@7Seraphem7]

"Pinkie being Pinkie" That pretty much sums up this whole ep. Story was simple, direct, but was just an excuse to let Pinkie go full bore Pinkie on thing, and it was GLORIOUS! Now to eagerly await your reaction to the finale!

[@blankslate6364]

Yep, been a while since Pinkie was unleashed. Poor Ponyville was lulled into a false sense of security.

[@MarioMario-vn3fx]

"Animals can't digest pony food." It's confirmed the world Equestria is in is a post apocalyptic earth where humans have mutated into ponies.

[@SpacialRend7]

Note to self: “Watch out for Pinkie Pie.”

[@feqbrony8989]

Oh, these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A BOMB factory. They’re BOMBS.

[@finndahuman57]

FEqBrony (swallows one) **KABOOM** oh that hurts oh I need a retubing FAST

[@feqbrony8989]

Sorry, there's nothing we can do... I've seen this before... eleven times as a matter of fact...

[@ka5sgs]

tip don't throw away pinkies pies

[@tonyamofe7762]

SpacialRend7XD

[@SuperRavensfan101]

The only time Rainbow got sloppy in hiding her pies was throwing the rainbow one in the trash, wait..... unless she wanted pinkie to find out.... the whole time.... It all makes sense now

[@lloydpinesplayz3462]

SuperRavensfan101 dun dun dum

[@movedchannels219]

SuperRavensfan101 I didn't see it as lazy, I saw it as not seeing it coming. I don't think Rainbow Dash thought Pinkie was gonna stand there for long. I guess she was thinking that she was just gonna go on with her day but was wrong. But that's how I saw it idk xD

[@SuperRavensfan101]

BronyCooper that's probably right, I just thought that she felt guilty enough to give pinkie a hint to stop the inconvenience, also love your unique art style and keep up the work that you do :)

[@xXcutegirl08Xx]

Gaaaaaayyyy

[@sishere7768]

@@xXcutegirl08Xx wtf dude

[@reebee6020]

Pinkie: *I backed you a pie* Rainbow: *Oh boy what flavor?* Pinkie: *IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FLAVOR IT IS JUST EAT IT!* Reference?

[@Rapandreas]

Dancing limes *PIE FLAVOR!*

[@ironbeagle9774]

I love backed pies!

[@TheBlackQueen]

Dancing limes Ah 2013, how we miss you.

[@medelmacatula9525]

Backed Pies!

[@FlavorlessPineapple]

Dancing limes tomska!

[@shiningstar737]

16:55 pony mare hight ~110 cm, By the movement sped ~95km/h, acceleration ~125 km/h, instant-stop ~-110km/h + 5G force, re opening the empty space 65xm^3 (7), mass of 90kg, movement of magic ~1000 km/h (20% less than sound) and during time of 0,2 s = (That’s a lot of math) (30 minuets later) Rainbow should have created a RAINBOOM with the power of 30kg of dynamite and destroyed all of PonyVille Centrum/main hall/plaza

[@DoctorTex]

Name of OC is Blank Check Name of channel is Blank Slate *And a million OCD fans rage!*

[@blankslate6364]

And Blank laughs maniacally

[@sishere7768]

And I eat my chocolate while seeing everyone fight

[@tessmacfarland5313]

I don

[@Mirality]

See, it couldn't have been that pony's birthday, because if it had been, then Pinkie would have given her a pie anyway. Because she knows *everypony's* birthdays.

[@blankslate6364]

Good point.

[@hatstorm1097]

Note to self: Don’t scream in a secret underground chamber.

[@Narrator007]

5:25 "They really did Batman there?" To the party cave!

[@autumbreeze1129]

17:11 yeah, considering the Rainbow Power from the Tree of Harmony Dash and the others got, Dash having access to the Speed Force isn't too outrageous an idea... though since she's not a scientist like Barry Alan, likely has no idea that's what she's doing or just what she could do with it... which is probably for the best

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

6:22 How could Dash not like at leats one of Pinkie's Pies, she makes so many different kinds.

[@sigsig7265]

16:50 - 17:00 talk about 10 seconds flat

[@jadepeppermint2734]

It's official Pinkie Pie goes crazy if you don't eat any of her sweets and like them

[@canehdianbacon2177]

20:38 Oh... ohhhhhhh... uhhmmmm okeeee dokeeee just walk away from that scene...

[@blankslate6364]

;D

[@feqbrony8989]

But Rainbow loves Pinkie’s pies! *cue Thunderlane eyebrow wiggle*

[@silentpaw]

Don't be silly. That isn't an OC, That's Wob Niar, Rainbow's evil twin.

[@rainbinedash2022]

silentpaw ITS WOB NIARRRRRRRR

[@LilSticks]

Is that the word rainbow backwards? Wobniar... rainbow... it is. Ok, but you forgot the dash in rainbow dash. Sooo ... hsad wobriar?

[@LilSticks]

*wobniar

[@bizzybuzz2198]

I think it is a Turnabout Storm reference? I recommend you to watch it.

[@Jirodyne]

Honestly, I think it would have been an even better episode, if every time we saw Rainbow 'Eat' a pie, we also saw it from Pinkie's view, aka we never see what she does with the pie. It would have made it much more interesting, as like Pinkie Pie, we too wouldn't know if Rainbow was actually eating them or not. But no, we clearly see and know that Rainbow is not eating the pies, which just kinda brings the episode down for me. As at that point, we know how the episode will go. Pinkie finds out, Rainbow feels bad. Rainbow makes up for it. Not very interesting. Actually makes it one of the most boring episodes in the show.

[@minecraftmadison462]

No It’s one of the best mlp episodes!

[@angeliqueperez4890]

Haha, glad I'm not the only one who thought of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia during that scene! Glad you're a fan of that show too, love your reactions!

[@blankslate6364]

:D Yeah, one of the funniest things on TV right now

[@awholepizza2221]

When I first saw this episode I thought That Rainbow was allergic to pies

[@maisiecrazy4607]

Love how AJ acts when someone isn’t honest xD

[@funcoolfunfun]

This is among the funniest episodes of the series.

[@princesskristan]

I loved this episode! I couldn't stop laughing and your commentary made it even more hilarious

[@blankslate6364]

Glad you had fun ^-^

[@Narrator007]

7:09 "I really wished she went _How'd they know it was my birthday?"_ They already used that joke back in season 2 (The Last Roundup)

[@afivestarwaterboi781]

Did anyone else notice the red heart balloon came undone and flew away when Pinkie discovered the pie in the bin? I think it symbolises Pinkies heart breaking when she finds out that RD threw away the special pie she made for her.

[@autumbreeze1129]

12:19 yes, Applejack. Get Pinkie's mind off how Dash doesn't like her pies... by getting her to make more pies. Your logic is as sound as walking in a thunderstorm and wearing knight armour to stay dry 😒

[@booklover4330]

I didn't particularly care much for this episode, I mean it was fine, there's nothing wrong with it, but it feels more like a season 2 or season 3 episode, not a season 7 episode. And by that I mean how the characters acted. But the whole fantasy that Pinkie had of a different version of Rainbow Dash was definitely my favorite part in the episode, so hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes! XD. But I can understand why Rainbow did what she did, she didn't want to hurt Pinkie's feelings by saying she didn't like pies, while what she did wasn't good, her intentions were at least good. Great reaction and can't wait for more! XD.

[@blankslate6364]

It does feel like it came from an earlier season, Pinkie's not been quite like this for a while.

[@joshblackwell8632]

What words would you use to describe Pinkie or Rainbow in this episode????

[@SuperRavensfan101]

Josh Blackwell erratic

[@matthewlo55]

Cupcakes.

[@crimsonwolf8174]

*warning foul language* Crazy Bitch Oops sorry I meant crazy, Bitch

[@ThatOneHyena]

Josh Blackwell rainbow beat the system 😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@Edward256]

Pinkie Bow? :p Really, I think Pinkie's got a crush, but Rainbow isn't having any of that. ;)

[@babyjinggles6494]

I am a my little pony fan :D

[@journey9641]

Baby Jinggles Who isn't here?

[@hazardousshluud2000]

I'm a fan, but not a Brony because, you know, I am a real man, lol. Help me, I Love this stuff but it's for little girls. Oh Well, I am everything so I can do this, lol. Tell me I am normal, please?

[@xxdeathytxx7998]

@@hazardousshluud2000 ur normal ;)

[@LunaHorizon]

Crazy Pinkie is best Pinkie.

[@crimsonwolf8174]

Luna Horizon pinkamena best pinkie pie

[@hatstorm1097]

Pinkie: “100” Blank: “Oh, Hamilton wrote that.” Me: “No, he wrote the other 51.”

[@foxyhug8280]

This has been awesome as always

[@karrifina4082]

I would love to get those pies! YUM!

[@feqbrony8989]

KuttoArts *Thunderlane eyebrow wiggle*

[@LunaHorizon]

I don't think the word pie was used enough in this episode, Or maybe I'm just hungry. :p

[@liamwhite3522]

So excited for the finale. I love that it comes out on either side of Halloween.

[@FreshZCORD]

11:23 best villain backstory ever

[@autumbreeze1129]

9:51 Sci-twi would be proud

[@stolasgoetia93]

There is nothing all that weird about Cheerelee's statement. Animals can't often digest human food yet Humans are a form of a higher animal. We're just more evolved. Ponies are like the humans of their world, animal but higher animals.

[@tech-priesttoast2686]

Jeremy Rivers no there not, there are many things other animals can eat that humans can't. evolution has no path and any attempt to try and make one would require you to ignore it

[@blueblaze7312]

14:50 I'll take my little Dashie extra thick, plz. Lots of blueberry. Stuff her good, Pinkie. XD! I feel so wrong for that! Also, totally called the reference.

[@RynaGemstone]

Pause at 15:19...

[@ThJstrcoWn]

*pinkie. exe has transformed into derpy. exe*

[@teilzeitbernd]

Stop being responsible, I like your vectors.

[@juicyorange3940]

Apple strawberry cream cheese puff pies 1/2 cup cream cheese 2 table spoon brown sugar 2 teaspoon vanilla extract 8 diced strawberries 1 apple sliced 2 sheets of puff pastry thaw if frozen Flour for dusting Egg wash 1 egg with 1 tablespoons of water or milk Glaze 1 cup powdered sugar sifted 1 table spoon milk 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract Instruction Lay out pastry on a floured surface and roll to 9×12 an inch. Then fold pastry in half lengthwise and again widthwise then once more to make an 8 square crease. Then move pastry to prepared baking sheet and unfold. Next prepare filling cream together cream cheese, brown sugar and vanilla extract until smooth. Spread evenly over the 8 puff pastry squares then place the strawberries and apple slices (3 1 inch slices per pie) Preheat oven to 400 degrees Brush edges with egg wash then place second pastry on top press edges down with finger. Cut into 8 separate pies. Poke holes into top of each piece with a fork. Then brush with remaining egg wash. Bake for 25 minutes or until golden brown. Let coll for 5 minutes. Make glaze mix sugar, milk, vanilla extract until smooth. Place in piping bag and decorate on top of pies. Enjoy 😋

[@durdleduc8520]

8:40 _flashback to Blank joking that Dr. Fauna is what Fluttershy calls her shotgun_

[@shiningstar737]

14:20 the only internal injure she got, is in her broken heart

[@bwipmwqp]

The lesson from this episode is 1 she should have know. NEVER. LIE. TO PINKIE.

[@hatstorm1097]

When a 25+ year old person know more about Spongebob than I, a teenager.

[@mikaela-gw8lz]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me: Pinke PIE 🥧 is in her name

[@DesertedPikachugirl]

“Don’t talk about spike that!” 😂😂

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

I still think that blink scene that is the fastest rainbow has ever moved.

[@Double-R-Nothing]

"You sure are going to a lot of trouble for Rainbow Dash's pie." Mwah! Good night everybody!

[@RpGfreak901]

Pinkie was borderline on going full Pinkamina mode!!!!

[@tvpigy9290]

I want to point out that you started talking about trains and the day I watch this I was outside for hours rail fanning next to train tracks

[@quinnholmes9954]

Tbh I only watch these because it feels like watching tv with a friend idk why haha

[@DonnaPinciot]

Clearly, Pinkie decided in advance that she would _not_ bake a pie for opposite day, thus when the day came around, she did the opposite and made a pie! Bam, logic!

[@michaelbricky]

Everyone is always so shocked by "Animals just can't digest pony food" but they seem to forget that humans say the same thing. Because "But ponies _are_ animals!" So are humans :0

[@Narrator007]

11:55 "I don't know how to feel about this." I do. In one word, giggity.

[@flubble2473]

I just noticed... Creators and watchers love to play the " Find Charlie " game, and every fandom as his own Charlie : In Steven Universe's it's Onion, In Undertale's it's Gaster, and in MyLittlePony's it's Derpy

[@Narrator007]

2:50 "Sunset... is the conductor of the bacon train." Not the kind of train I imagined she'd be heading...

[@diligantlydistracted3542]

Oh dear goodness I love this episode

[@marisahamel1638]

Tridashie made a second half of friendship is musically 5 you have to see it it is so hilarious

[@lucifersdevilishdetails.]

There comes a point where even if you hate a food to eat it if your friend is going insane

[@evanhunt1863]

Y'know, it was kind of cathartic to see pinkie pie being driven insane by inexplicable things that a friend was doing.

[@fuyuhiko3565]

Pinkamina has entered the chat

[@RDMANGLEYT]

20:36 blank check you such a damn savage

[@kaileyhutch1469]

He always gets so excited when he sees derpy lmao😂

[@squid_cake]

I've been watching your vids for quite a bit, and I don't understand why people hate Bronies like you. I'm honestly not cringing at all. I've actually been subscribed yet I'm not even a brony.

[@engipony]

It's like innuendos and cupcakes the episode... or maybe like "Party of one" part 2.

[@TKSFM_]

Anyway for a complex plan for hiding pies through these years ,throwing one of them into a trash can is not the best idea

[@starchan8938]

Once i saw the title i said "It's all secrets and pies!"

[@Narrator007]

4:40 "I like Vapor Trail. I want to see her in a talking scene again." I want to see her in a locker room scene again!

[@caramel-765]

20:38 OHHHHHHHH

[@blankslate6364]

It's a good thing dragons are fire resistant...

[@caramel-765]

Blank Slate lol

[@CJCroen1393]

The PinkieDash is strong with this episode.

[@autumbreeze1129]

7:22 Considering we know Gummy isn't just staring blankly, really makes you wonder what's going on in that gator's mind during this scene.

[@AlectheVideomaker]

Note to self: Whatever you do: DON’T! LIE! TO PINKIE PIE!

[@autumbreeze1129]

8:55 nah. We haven't had a Pie Pandemic since season 3... and it's in the best interest of the multiverse that we keep it that way

[@ticketmaster6590]

This makes me wonder if rainbow dash hates pies in general, or maybe that she’s just a poor cook and ate one of her pies once, and decided that she doesn’t like them.

[@JDueler11]

14:28 Forget her liver, check out her blood sugar levels.

[@theemeraldsword7193]

I know I probably shouldn't, but I almost always wait for you to release your reactions before watching episodes..

[@brentplante4854]

For other ppl knowledge, there was a sequel of this episode made in the comics.

[@maxrobb4340]

Pinky's "Now eat up!" Face makes me think of Popeye's sex face

[@reddrago8274]

I love the SpongeBob nasty Patty references!

[@juicyorange3940]

Here is something to ponder over. Strawberry apple cream cheese pie

[@starfox5647]

But because Pinkie would not bake pies on poosite day, she would bake pies on opposite day

[@shiningstar737]

7:50 I’m surprise that Rainbow didn’t give Soarin a pie

[@Delta-un5tr]

Behold, A pie-demic

[@finndahuman57]

Don’t worry pinkie I’ll eat your pies **CHOMP** oof oh thanks it was **barfs in mouth** good. Pinkie pie: thanks I’ll get you more thanks for liking it. (Back to 425) **BARF** UGH THAT TASTED LIKE BAD COAL ON A DAY OFF

[@thesunshines3811]

I call RD in this episode - loyalty breaker and faker I call Pinkie on this episode - lil' miss crazy

[@kiesarisunny13]

14:24 pinkie can't take damage XD

[@konnerphillips4349]

Great references

[@soso_yt-v1h]

7:27 SURPRISE!!!

[@hazbinotakusimp2182]

13:34 HOLD ON A SECOND!!!!!! Wasn't that poster the same one that was seen in the MLP New Generation movie when Zipp shows them the secret room??

[@hatstorm1097]

Dash’s reason for doing what she did: [REDACTED] If you want to see what I said, watch DWK’s totally legit recap of meeting Maud’s boyfriend.

[@erieperry8241]

am i the only one who wants to see a fandub of this episode featuring Lost Narrator and Magpie Pony?

[@erieperry8241]

was i the only one who got a serious Lost Narrator/Magpie vibe from this episode?

[@lilytiger8746]

Hi Blank Slate! I know your busy with school and work and it's a difficult time right now for you. But if you ever get the chance, could you do a react video to a new MLP SFM video called "Vinyl Scratch- All about that bass?" Personally, I think it's awesome! But I thought it would be great to hear your comments on it. Thanks for reading this if you get the chance, and keep up the awesome videos under this amount of work you already have. Stay positive! :D

[@blankslate6364]

I'm subbed to Vocal Score and have seen it (I think I might have the top comment on the video, lol). He did a great job with the material. And thanks ^^

[@lilytiger8746]

I was just curious on what you thought of it. The lip syncing and the way they changed the lyrics to fit with Vinyl's personality is what made me like and subscribe to VocalScorePony. And no problem! Having to go to college and work at the same time sucks. Saying from personal experience, it's hard to keep up with things you like to do with your free time. Anyway, keep up the good work and your followers got your back! (thumbs up emoji)

[@matthewlo55]

Did you know the alternative ending is about Pinkie asked RD if she wants cupcakes instead of pies?