Azumanga Daioh - Little Girls (Won Best Comedy at Nekocon X)

[@rwdplz1]

It's been 13 years and I still can't hear this song without picturing this video in my head.

[@theHedgex1]

They don't make comedy like this nowadays 🤣 😅

[@JohnM34404]

can't think of Azumanga Daioh without this song and video popping into my head.

[@flaco3462]

I like to think that this video is actually just Kimura answering Tomo's question by singing the ENTIRE SONG and dancing around the classroom like a nutcase getting uncomfortably close to Sakaki and Chiyo

[@stupidthehedgehog3266]

Let me rephrase the question. HOW did you become a high school teacher?!

[@desa5654]

"Background checks weren't a thing back then *mini fistpump*"

[@dawida1078]

I told them i was muslim and they hired me immediately with no questions asked

[@SmashLiXs]

it's funny that mr. kimura is pretty harmless

[@hazelnotxyz]

@@desa5654 Background checks were definitely a thing in the early 2000s lmao

[@logansnethen6658]

Stupid The Hedgehog how is he not on a list

[@lunadoves]

Why does this song have to be so damn catchy? Let me tell you this is not the best song to have stuck in your head causing you to accidentally sing it out loud in public. Yeesh.

[@morrius0701]

lol I started singing it on the school bus one time. XD

[@TheKilla150]

I am so sure i will get arrested one day when they look at my history and see "i love little girls" in my search engine >.

[@komori88]

*snicker*

[@olivecumberbatch871]

Best comment ever

[@grapefruit04]

Wgen the singer says "Little" he actually means short. This was never meant to be a pedophile song, but I guess it is now, lol. So use that excuse if you get caught singing it :D

[@miraleeks]

I'm ashamed to say this is how I discovered Azumanga Daioh and became a huge fan of it.

[@tehandroidmaster]

Same boat here. Also how I became a fan of Oingo Boingo

[@Wolvahulk]

@@tehandroidmaster The band itself is a JoJo reference though.

[@deepfriedtoes-yg5cx]

this comment cannot be liked forever it will be 6 9

[@johnchatzialexiou4168]

Me to

[@daoradudeguy0599]

@@Wolvahulk nop, the Band came before JoJo

[@Dana_Brain]

No matter how many years pass, this will still be hilarious.

[@zyphoon7983]

I totally agree, lol

[@KrzyGirl]

True Story

[@sonozaki0000]

for real omg i remember watching this in middle school and it's still funny as hell

[@Julie_jul]

It's still funny lmao

[@VollereiMiyu]

2017 still funny

[@ceruelion815]

This video still holds up 15 years later.

[@hipster5287]

Was playing this while dropping my little brother off at his day care and got some serious stares.

[@onedirectionlover991]

XD

[@TheOdst555]

Lol

[@saibhorg1166]

that's the only way to get noticed

[@daryelingram7973]

+birdman33369 somebody give this person award for the funniest comment on KZbin

[@AzrenSA]

Okay, KZbin is closed, everyone go home. This is officially the best thing it will ever produce.

[@ashjk92]

The best thing about this is that I could actually see this as being an actual scene in the anime

[@elistrawberry1274]

I haven't seen the anime yet and I thought that it was actually some scene from the anime😭😭🤣

[@brainywarrior7396]

@@elistrawberry1274 The entire Series is available on KZbin.😉😍

[@entropybentwhistle]

Yeah, this guy was definitely that skeevy.

[@lordbob6303]

this is like looking at a car crash and you cant stop looking

[@theHedgex1]

Everybody in the classroom: ._. ........

[@redcatofdeath]

Yes... LOOKING... That's what one can't stop doing... Ahem...

[@slashermaster28]

Still hilarious after all these years. Also, man, this is really good image quality for 2007.

[@IImagnumalucardII]

this was the full HD 4K of the time

[@ghostghostghst]

The show was animated for 480p 4:3 so it looks good that way

[@chaoko99]

2:55 that smooth turn is amazing

[@seantobey3492]

Oingo Boingo. One of the best bands to have ever come from the 80's. Great work on this amv.

[@ripthischannel5947]

Best icon.

[@ponikoTV]

I love oingo boingo

[@seantobey3492]

@@ponikoTV You and me both.

[@ponikoTV]

@@seantobey3492 yeah Also welcome to the future

[@maggitcluster]

I love Oingo Boingo, if there are a million fans, I’m one of them, if there are only 100, I’m one of them, if there are only 10 I’m one of them, if there is 1 it’s me, and if there’s 0, I’m dead

[@eddebrock]

Of all the songs to be catchy as a motherfucker...

[@crazycat58]

I know your pain all too well. I almost sang this in a crowded mall. Stopped myself just in time... O.O

[@amon7816]

I have a pedophile in my neighborhood and I play this on max volume. :3

[@lillianbanda4033]

+Reptilian Brotherhood XD

[@bluerabbit4010]

Reptilian Brotherhood lol that's hilarious

[@dontcallmesavage2060]

+Sierra Taylor probably not for the pedofile.

[@JustinY.]

I'm going too deep into the youtube rabbit

[@TheDerpyDunsparce]

Justin Y. Bitch, this is shallow compare to the other shit on this site.

[@irohjinnouchi2043]

This is the second pedobear video I found your comment, care to explain?

[@thefolklorecunt7679]

Iroh Ozaii He likes Little Girls, the song not actual little girls-

[@prestongarvey4379]

Justin Y. You're a adventure, I need your help, we lost contact with a settlement that supplied white steamed jasmine rice, I'll mark it on your map.

[@marekogarek6329]

Disgusting. Keep your relations with the rabbit to yourself, you creep.

[@Exccelon]

God, when I die and go to hell for stuff like this, at least destroy my computer.

[@djprogramer973]

I'm with you on that...😑...better yet... just burn all of my electronics except for my computer... but wipe the hard drive first.

[@djprogramer973]

Did I say wipe my hard drive, I meant burn it. Burn everything especially since I looked up the plot to the anime.

[@shadowgod3211]

+Jay Stefffen WHEN I die and go to equinox's version of heaven i need someone to wipe everything from my custom PC and if you do wipe it YOU GET TO KEEP IT XD

[@dooplon5083]

Prince .shadow​ *grabs spray bottle and washcloth* I'm ready!

[@aperson3074]

Ok bro I'll do it, I know where you live.

[@scarfguy5337]

You would have thought that this was the original music video.

[@marrobles2726]

robert chilson trust me i saw the original it hunted me in my exercise sleep dinner especially in the shower they dont look for answers ohh oh im in trouble i need to go outside and run

[@scarfguy5337]

I to have fallen victim to the original. I found it funny

[@mycosys]

+robert chilson .....is that...... Tyrion Lannister?? I mean we knew he liked his grls... but this is new lol

[@rollo8847]

+robert chilson [Heavy breathing]

[@paulstaker8861]

It's good knowing that the singer is Danny Elfman. You know, the owner of your childhood.

[@dooplon5083]

Considering it's actually a sing criticizing trophy girls it isn't that bad.

[@candlelighter1588]

Atomic Robo Tesla Isn’t just a song about how *HE REALLY LIKES* short girls

[@justanobadi6655]

@@candlelighter1588 he does, but it also made fun of Hollywood guys in their 40s going after 18 year old girls

[@nous2025]

@@justanobadi6655 18?

[@justanobadi6655]

@@nous2025 well officially that's what the song is about. Unofficially we all know the real age

[@everybodydad352]

Why is this song so damn catchy?

[@slayluka7572]

Omfg I love this anime!

[@XxBlackAngel141]

+MrScarehuggybear OMG HAHAHAHA XD

[@Full_Counter]

+Joseph “jojo” Sumilhig Hehe makes me feel like watching AMV hell :)

[@iryanalio]

because its 80's sounding

[@idk-kn6nw]

I know this thread is old, but Danny Elfman has the voice of a thousand gods, and Oingo Boingo is the most underrated band of all time.

[@skogstrollet13]

is it wrong to be addicted to this? Can't stop listening...

[@markoz673bajen8]

Add Ding Dong

[@Jaysosa183]

Fr

[@Mente_Fugaz]

Who cares... just enjoy

[@autumnfire1490]

My buddy cia can help you

[@Oh_yeah.]

Very

[@flaco3462]

god what i wouldn't give to have Andy McAvin (Kimura's voice actor) sing this entire song in his Kimura voice

[@cancerousPlatanorr]

the have AIs now, we can do a cheap representation

[@flaco3462]

@@cancerousPlatanorr i will never settle for that utter garbage

[@cancerousPlatanorr]

@@flaco3462 is the only thing we can do, even if its cheap

[@flaco3462]

@@cancerousPlatanorr i would rather have nothing at all

[@strawberrydeathOK]

@@flaco3462based

[@alexanderstilianov]

Osaka has that look like she's seen the universe's beginning and end. Well she usually has that look but it's even stronger here.

[@XxBlackAngel141]

*Girl:* Question! Mr. Kimura, why did you decide to become a high school teacher? *Kimura:* AAAAH AH AH I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD THIS KILLS ME EVERYTIME LMAO X''D

[@MusicalLoveAMV]

And I don't care what people say and I don't care what people think and I don't care... I hope you don't want to doubt that in your sleep!

[@megatron8472decepticonsforever]

Me killing too

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

the timing of it is perfect lmao

[@skinwalker69420]

It was a guy actually

[@XxBlackAngel141]

@@skinwalker69420 It's been 9 years how am I still getting replies for this cringy ass comment 15yo me posted 😭

[@wheezus2000]

The AMV is great and all but nobody's talking about how cold the intro is damn

[@BananaLizard]

props to oingo boingo for having the balls to make and release a song like this

[@Shozlol]

Fr, Idk whats wrong with me but I just realized I havent gone a day without listening to this song in the past 2 weeks 💀

[@ultradespair-fm]

wordd

[@thehousemd02]

People back then weren't as sensitive as now

[@Lemomew]

@@thehousemd02 It has nothing to do with sensitivity, the song itself was made MOCKING people who were pedophiles, because if I remember correctly celebrities starting being outed around the time the song came out. It's such a common thing these days (unfortunately) and there's not much to be said on the topic that hasn't been said already also yes i just wrote an entire paragraph don't chastise me lmao

[@thehousemd02]

@@Lemomew I know it was mockery. Just that if it was released today people would flip their shit lol.

[@Pedgerow]

I'd never heard of this band or this song, so I looked them up. It turns out the guy singing this song is Danny Elfman, who later composed the theme tune for The Simpsons.

[@space__idklmao]

WAIT DANNY ELFMAN IS FROM OINGO BOINGO ????

[@oddtire]

@@space__idklmaoDanny Elfman is literally the frontman of Oingo, he sings every song, he wrote nearly every song, he stars in every music video. I’m surprised you didn’t know.

[@narmby]

watched this 12 years ago, just came back to show this to a friend. still probably the best amv to this song to date

[@FloatingSunfish]

This is internet heritage material right here.

[@arcticbanana66]

"...And if you look to the left side of the tour bus, you will see a man with tenure."

[@tm_ness]

When your singing this under your breath and someone here's it...

[@NeilCWCampbell]

Lelouch Lamberouge fml

[@EsmenettaRien]

*awkward stares intensify*

[@lamtungbenny6214]

The most yanderedev song ever heard

[@hdofu]

This is definitely his theme song.

[@barbarianbijuu]

XD ISNT THIS A DREAM COME TRUE ISNT THIS A NIGHTMARE TOOOOOOOOOO

[@zamulI]

OOOO OOOO I LOVE LITTLE-...

[@scarfguy5337]

GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD-...

[@zamulI]

Bad

[@scarfguy5337]

When they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town

[@barbarianbijuu]

Greatest song ever

[@lordbasilisk]

I forgot this existed. Yet here I am at 3:30am 14 years later. And it's still hilarious.

[@MALICEM12]

I miss 2000's internet humor when people could make jokes like these and just laugh and not get into a civil war over it. Truly a simpler time

[@bronysimpson3250]

@MALICEM12 In truth the late 2000's was a time for getting a real kick out of raunchy humor. Sadly, those days are over.

[@Videogamelover58]

Good Ole times

[@gx1tar1er]

​@bronysimpson3250 Millennial are the last generation who can take jokes. Gen Z is soft & sensitive as hell (especially since like 2019) as a zoomer.

[@whade62000]

The internet was supposed to free us

[@fwnei]

Shut up

[@S0ci0stan]

"dedicated to the loli in all of us." Hah! I'll drink to that!...at my undisclosed location of unknown origin...

[@rigged3892]

S0ci0stan I'm with you

[@TeryJones]

Ladies and gentlemen, the singing voice of Jack Skellington on Nightmare Before Christmas XDXDXDXDXD

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Jokes aside, the editing is pretty damn good.

[@johnfielding165]

I got in trouble for singing this at work.

[@GwLostKing]

sucks man xD

[@RATHORAGE]

***** ......Hello. 911?

[@GwLostKing]

Lol xD

[@oida10000]

Do work at a school?

[@INSEIKYU01]

This world doesn't like fun anymore 😑

[@itzzz_ryze]

BRO WHY AM I GETTING THIS VIDEO RECCOMENED 16 YEARS LATER , IM NOT EVEN THAT OLD BAHAHHAA

[@SrRatSandwich]

Ironic

[@l337m4s73r]

"BECAUSE I LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS THAT'S WHY!!!" Greatest Kimura line ever.

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

This is the top result on a playlist on the official Oingo Boingo account

[@mmeers89]

9 years old and still fucking gold.

[@NeilCWCampbell]

Martin Meers haha

[@yo-yokirby6663]

just like little girls?

[@blindniggasamura1]

Nothing wrong with making mistakes if you own up to them, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Feel free to share the creepiness with others!

[@Justin-yt7pi]

Are you still alive?

[@pablogarcia6188]

Wtf u tryna say

[@gilbert64]

E

[@psyopdomo]

@@pablogarcia618815 years ago that’s what it looked like responding to a comment

[@pablogarcia6188]

@@psyopdomo crazy

[@06yarbrougha]

Holy crap... over ten years and I still bring this up when I need a laugh

[@Willy123T]

I FOUND IT

[@NealX]

This song fits Kimura so perfectly you'd think they based the character on the lyrics.

[@PaunchoSmithPNGTuber]

I wonder how many weebs were introduced to Oingo Boingo as a result of this clip.

[@setsuri_chan9009]

Yeppp

[@ryndaman619]

and then knowing about them again after watching Jojo Part 3 "hey their stand name based on band that make a song about pedo"

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

This was only the second time I was introduced to this song. The first time was at my dad’s karaoke bar. But I didn’t know it was from the same guy who sang and wrote Weird Science yet.

[@delzy8801]

This is what kaorin sees in her nightmares

[@ironwarrer]

Well she was the preferred girl by Kimurin! 🤣👌

[@Rekon-se6wv]

"You can call me Kimurin" xDDD

[@MrOptimus117]

NSA must have me on their shit list for watching this.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

**Papa Stalin writes your name in his book**

[@marekogarek6329]

Maybe it would be a good joke if you underb&s haven't beaten it to death.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

underb&s? Is that a word?

[@thetruthcaboose2293]

FBI*

[@janken3767]

Really good edit, the audio fits very well with what’s going on in screen.

[@casitamono]

thank god for this amv i was planning on watching this anime and had no clue about this character

[@skinwalker69420]

watch it anyway, mr kimura is a lot more complicated than just the pedo stuff, the show's really super duper good

[@moejoejojo7286]

Bro this was literally like most of my childhood was things like this it feels good to re visit these old ass memories

[@mio3798]

I've been close to singing this in public so many times.

[@quimicalkirby]

this joke still holds true after 17 years

[@WolfHunner]

Kimura walked so EDP445 could struggle to run.

[@amazingaquaticsandexotics3030]

so that he could waddle

[@WolfHunner]

@@amazingaquaticsandexotics3030 "waddle waddle waddle"

[@amazingaquaticsandexotics3030]

@@WolfHunner and he waddled away waddle waddle , till the very next day bum bum

[@togek1ss]

🧁

[@pixelpastiche]

This video is still legendary.

[@chargemankenia]

Winner of the eipstein awards on 2009

[@TerroristiZura]

The timing of the clips and lipsync in this are pure gold. Great job! 8D

[@cece3705]

Video: 12 years old My KZbin: look at this

[@VirTaro]

It's true that you don't know what's going to be considered offensive in ten years. As fond a memory as this may be for many an anime fan of olde, I'm afraid this would not fly today.

[@skeletonking2501]

Nothing is too far if you're unhinged enough.

[@heinoustentacles5719]

It's only offensive to the millions of normalfags who started watching anime in the 15 years since this was made. The trick is just to not give a shit.

[@Coffy-chan]

All that proves is that this is no longer a world worth living in.

[@ootfan7882]

Agreed.

[@CEO_of_Steidi]

there's a lot of ppl who still make jokes like this still tho

[@Bry____]

I can imagine the whole blind nigga samurai part getting banned at all cons if it was entered today lmao

[@boboloon]

It just comes to show how sensitive people have become over the years.

[@ssjwes]

@@boboloon yup

[@diceasefletcher6809]

I could imagine him being a titan in SnK, the lock jaw and crude movements just make him reminiscent of one

[@mooter527]

This is a certified classic.

[@joethehero2]

Does he have lockjaw or something? You never see him with his mouth closed.

[@kristenevans2001]

Yeah your right its kinda scary... and weird...

[@NepuRhythme]

Not true, the picture with him, his waifu and daughter his mouth is closed xD other than that he never does

[@kristenevans2001]

Yup. Your so right again...

[@cenerylake728]

My friend showed this in club and said that apparently the creator had only drawn him with his mouth open so when they finally drew him with his mouth closed it looked like he didn't have one. So ever since, that's how they drew them as kinda a joke. Note: I don't know if it's true. But it's the only explanation I have.

[@jasonbelstone3427]

He's a mouthbreathing creep.

[@alscoolstories3]

It's like this dude is everywhere. Where are the cops when they need them?

[@MKSC74]

This actually so well made…

[@adambesley4455]

“Uh-Oh. I’m in trouble.” You certainly are weird mouth hanging open guy.

[@herculejohn3375]

15 years after it's original publication date and it's still a funny amv

[@jamesstevenson1231]

when this song is over, I'm so finding this anime and watching it.

[@Justin-yt7pi]

So did you like the anime?

[@jamesstevenson1231]

@@Justin-yt7pi Thoroughly. Hilarious and often wholesome.

[@Justin-yt7pi]

@@jamesstevenson1231 I agree. Chiyo-Chan was my favorite.

[@Kubanski]

​@@jamesstevenson1231 Bro responded after 10 years, what a chad.

[@shipmates.journal]

I like how the man doesn't change his expression even once

[@Nomand55]

Fun fact: Danny Elfman sings this. Yup. Look it up.

[@stupidthehedgehog3266]

No need, I believe you.

[@moffant4916]

7/11WasAnIsideJob the actual music video explains everything

[@TheBrantwan]

every time i hear this song i dont even hesitate to sing along

[@asasphinx]

This is just great. This song and his character are pretty much spot on. Ah, the memories from this show.

[@matthewfinger2381]

I have never related to another character so much

[@Deadlyvenomm]

LMFAO

[@WaningLoon]

kid named i:

[@DokiIsABanger2017]

kid named i

[@vfaulkon]

This song perfectly encapsulates why Mr. Kimura is one of the greatest characters in anime. And kudos to whoever made it - it's hilarious. :)

[@AmberAoi606]

What a beautifull motivation to be an hight school teacher 🤣🤣🤣

[@scatteringsparks]

Mr Kimura is that one gym teacher we all had.

[@novamarpo3]

I feel dirty even having this in my feed 💀

[@MissStoryTelling]

Tomo: I'm sorry I asked O_O

[@soyezql]

15 years later...wow

[@wacopaco2099]

CUZ I LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS THATS WHY!!!

[@danboatomsk3639]

The fact that this exists makes life worth living.

[@TheBlockedFiles]

Super good stuff and editing for 2007 KZbin especially the image quality

[@Windermed]

me: Hey Dream, why did you start a KZbin channel? Dream: 0:37

[@Iamlitteralyvaas]

​@@real4rwe did and its litteraly 1 hour of pure waffle

[@Helm-0]

This is such a product of its time, you probably couldn't do something like that in the good year of our lord 2023 lol. Amazing shid btw

[@gx1tar1er]

Agreed. also a lot of pedobear meme has aged poorly & couldn't be done today.

[@Sato_Goth]

"I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat right over there"

[@wiel5908]

14 years later and I found this, interesting

[@lightsabermario]

I find it funny that the same guy who wrote this also composed the music to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Connection?

[@WH40KHero]

This is soooo old...BUT ITS STILL GOLD!!!

[@junichikimura6607]

Shits awkward when they recognize my last name as kimura🫥

[@angryman1206]

Places to never sing this song:1) In the shower at the Y2) At your niece's piano recital3) If you work at a counseling center for sexually abused children

[@dagnytheartist]

Tell me you didn't learn about this lesson "the hard way"

[@Sodasaman]

show me you DID learn all of those the hard way.

[@zamulI]

the song is damn good but the subject is so damn bad ;-;

[@small_creature]

XD lol, yeah. :P it's a good comedy relief about such a serious subject though! :3

[@Brandelwyn]

A couple centuries ago it was totally okay tho.

[@megas13proto]

@redloiyu654jay its about execs in the entertainment industry dating younger girls.

[@Davy323]

Mr. Kimura in that show is HILARIOUS!!!!!! I love it when he's in there because you know something funny is going to happen!!!! Especially when he just pops out of nowhere when you least expect it!! hahahaha

[@procluck94]

Funny? How so?

[@Srceodizno2142]

What I find so funny about this is that I have a teacher just like this.......... I wouldn't be surprised if he broke out in dance and started singing this. :)

[@PKSkyler]

this amv cant exist today, surprised not taken down

[@skinwalker69420]

It easily could, the only issue is that it'd get DMCA'd for the song.

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Yanderedev has this in his Playlist.

[@Raviolishangout]

11 years later and still a masterpiece

[@ThenThereThe]

I miss this youtube era

[@mattyvarnas1736]

Me too.

[@LeaveMeAlone3-c5b]

Same

[@MudDragon723]

Remember when we could make jokes and have fun like this all the time? I miss those days.

[@ana.wordswordswords]

people make jokes like this all the time still

[@lixivia8350]

cry about it

[@ana.wordswordswords]

@@lixivia8350 real

[@flaco3462]

i feel you brother

[@skinwalker69420]

wow everyone here's acting like this wouldn't be the funniest shit at any convention damn conservatives

[@Elenkeon]

Kimura's open mouth always makes me laugh so hard.