Bloody Birthday (1981) KILL COUNT

[@DeadMeat]

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[@Jannjo]

Happy Birthday 🎉🎊

[@ShadowYTi]

My birthdays tomorrow!

[@martasurdyka2787]

happy birtday

[@lukerodriguez3990]

Happy birthday 🎉🎂

[@roadmanjake2215]

Happy birthday James

[@ColinCartoons]

Lol I like how Curtis accepts the fact that he’s arrested and knows that Debbie is still on the loose carrying on their legacy

[@truckerrouter3192]

Wow ikr ist a great movie

[@AJ_IV]

Yes, the children of the eclipse pass down their ways from generation to generation.

[@ColinCartoons]

@@AJ_IV yes

[@ColinCartoons]

@@AJ_IV just like you malhare

[@kieraplante7487]

Ikr

[@VividWorlds]

James: has his birthday Also James: gives *us* presents We love you James

[@bjblazkowicz2612]

oh yes we do

[@brotherhoodofsteelpaladin5873]

Oh yeah Mr. Krabs

[@geertdegryse1650]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Wheres_The_Lamb_Sauce]

James present is Money from all of us for watching this happy Birth day!

[@epicman2789]

Reminds me of that one smosh video about the bobbleheads

[@Austin-ks8or]

Curtis: *Gangsta 1000* Steven: *Strength 2* Debby: *Charisma 2,000,000*

[@Sal3mander]

Is that a Skyrim Joke or am I crazy?

[@MinecraftToonLink]

@@Sal3mander Probably just an RPG joke as a whole. Stats and all.

[@theberserkerarmor6511]

MinecraftToonLink I think it’s just Skyrim

[@ham6646]

ITS OVER 9000

[@Austin-ks8or]

@@Sal3mander Yes, it's a skyrim joke.

[@HOMESTUCKER613]

That one guy saying "Its not cranberry sauce..." so calmly while shaking his head makes me laugh.

[@thebrideofghostface]

Something about how his voice sounds like that type of sing-songy voice you always see in old movies for some reason makes it extra funny.

[@sentientpieceofcheese]

“It’s grenadine!” -Ice Cream Man

[@eyesofstatic9641]

@@sentientpieceofcheese noice

[@lun4red1tz]

HE SAYS THAAT AT LEAST A BAJILLION TIMES IN THE MOVIE

[@lilynelms9515]

James is looking Curtis-level fly in the red shirt

[@hobelarge6389]

Quickie whip whap Tom and he is not

[@mikeysbusy]

Me and James both are tauruses!!

[@uzielyanez5975]

Yup. He is.

[@ImJustAwkward]

I dont know if thats a rare insult or a complement

[@JupiterKnight]

What?

[@salvi6419]

“There’s only one thing for Curtis to do in a moment like this, strut.” *Staying Alive starts playing*

[@willhotker4653]

in that scene there is an old ford thunderbird in the background

[@Thewhateverchannel-z5y]

"Yo steven wassup my man?"

[@Beefaronii_]

Just the shot of Curtis pointing a gun at another kid over hide and seek makes this movie one of my favorites already.

[@zee-bruh5993]

*i see what you did there...*

[@hound5813]

I love your pik

[@Bloom551]

Debbie: future acting carrier Curtis: 80's supermodel Steven: workout addiction

[@Dylanthebiguyreviews]

WORK 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 OUT👏🏻 STEVEN.

[@Ughhhhhhhhhhihate]

I love the part when Curtis says: "Don't copy my hiding place, or I'll shoot you." Then he pulls out his gun. I love this scene because he accepts that the other kid knows he's a killer and makes it known that he's in charge and if he tells, he's done for. This really just shows Curtis doesn't care, and he is extremely dangerous, despite his age. Love it!

[@ironwraith852]

nice

[@mcmlxii4419]

MaxconnerVR ~ Umm...okay.

[@ironwraith852]

@@mcmlxii4419 did I miss something? Who’s MaxconnorVR?

[@mcmlxii4419]

@@ironwraith852 It's the username of the person you replied to. Lol

[@ironwraith852]

@@mcmlxii4419 how.... did I miss that???????? Well time to move to Nepal to live as a goat.

[@stardragon7893]

Curtis is well on his way to becoming a supervillain. He's got the attitude, all he needs is a costume.

[@Oleanierum]

The a kill ass song

[@nobodyknows6208]

And he needs to learn to press R to reload.

[@kazposprzatane]

and a brain

[@sarah_HERSELF]

@@kazposprzatane Idk hes pretty smart in the movie

[@Strife5342]

For what it was, it wasn't too bad for a movie about killer kids. Honestly a sequel about the boys getting out as teens or young adults and reconnecting with Debbie would have been kind of interesting to see.

[@whiteobama8265]

there is a sequel under a different name tho

[@Strife5342]

@@whiteobama8265 Really? Never knew. What's it called?

[@whiteobama8265]

@@Strife5342 I lied

[@Strife5342]

@@whiteobama8265 Bruh.....

[@mrcandycane-i8r]

@@whiteobama8265 😐

[@maebutnotwithay]

Michael: Knife Jason: Machete Curtis: G U N

[@jaimeelymm5706]

this whole movie just screams “oops i killed a man, i’m such a gemini lol”

[@jacrispy3275]

"Whoops... Sorry I cheated on you, babe, but I'm a Scorpiocorn. Aha!"

[@leosruletheworld9622]

I would of killed the kid killers and cheated on both Gemini and Scorpio after that. LEOS rule we are tough as hell and king of the jungle so dont mess with a LEO 👺

[@lewis7909]

@@leosruletheworld9622 do you really think what month you were born in affects your personality

[@TwistedRagdoll]

LeosRuleTheWorld • lmao astrology headass

[@oniichan1070]

LeosRuleTheWorld • I’m An “Aries” but strong,I’m a Leo♌️ and an Aries ♈️ how is that possible?....DNA

[@Microwaveablecrocs]

“Happy birthday to you” “Happy birthday to you” “Happy birthday dear james” “Happy birthday to you” “And many more”

[@ethanrobson3475]

its also national hentai day as well

[@langbo9999]

💀Happy dead birthday 💀

[@dankpotatodrewyapoo3453]

POopy ScOoPy

[@rydog3452]

@@ethanrobson3475 It is?? Oh shit I gotta get on that

[@Taschip]

Fun fact, the happy birthday song was made in my state.

[@fangere]

You're telling me, Timmy watched them murder a bloke, gets threatened with a gun, and almost suffocated in an ice box... Then he goes over to play doctor?

[@IVThesimple3436]

fangere don’t judge, Timmy’s trying to get laid

[@exodustimes4266]

Obviously he forgot

[@kingsquirrel6068]

XD

[@oscars-h2538]

Got it in one

[@robinantivar9223]

Leave Timmy alone, he’s just trying to make friends

[@icandrawyo1145]

"Does an half decent gun twirl and climbs out the window to shoot some kids" fantastic love it

[@TuckyBlue]

Young Dwight with a revolver can’t hurt you, he isn’t real Young Dwight with gun:

[@westonthebeast8260]

Young Dwight: say syke right now!

[@Foreskin-gamer28]

Lol

[@cameraman562]

Oh shit-

[@blackshaman1817]

"Yo Steven what's up my man" is the best line I have ever heard.

[@Thewhateverchannel-z5y]

I saw this as soon as that line was spoken.

[@mikuhatsune915]

“Only one thing for Curtis to do in a moment like this” “Strut” I lost it

[@salmathecupcake1132]

actually today is my birthday too!

[@ภากรเชื้อสาย]

@@salmathecupcake1132 happy birthday sir!

[@Ferrindel]

Binging this channel again and I have to say, James' script for both this and Sinister released a few weeks before may be some of the best writing ever. Between Dre and the Beegies, the entire Curtis at the junkyard scene is just too perfect.

[@DeadMeat]

Thanks! This has always been one of my favorite episodes

[@Ferrindel]

@@DeadMeat Reminded me of a channel that was around like a decade ago called The Spoony Experiment. I've literally been walking around the house saying "It's .. the motherfucking D R EEEEEE" for like two days straight, especially when doing the dishes/vacuuming/etc. Curtis would approve.

[@luismesa7689]

“Using the strength given to him by that Mickey Mouse watch” that is one of the best lines you have ever come up with

[@oreo7259]

I'm ur 333rd like

[@alyssaoc9250]

The power of Disney's mascot is indescribable anyway XD

[@FleetwoodDevelopments]

I endlessly love how much fun James has with this Count

[@xyzynx3190]

Sorry that this is unrelated but that office reference though

[@hunterr.2682]

Ashton Kutcher nice

[@devinweathers7520]

The whole dam meaning of Kid are cruel

[@Lenai82]

Dudu

[@chelseylin6724]

Right? It’s one of my favorite kill counts cause you could tell he had a blast 😂

[@-shadow-6447]

Steven:does his own thing* James:STEP IT UP STEVEN!!!

[@STREAMSKI-Media]

Outstanding.

[@stunt_trickster2062]

I’m trying

[@screamcloud5442]

I feel like these kids grow up to be 'The Strangers' except the Steven dies and they have to find a new psychopath.(Curtis literally has the same mask as the one guy in 'The Strangers'.

[@soulwriter6342]

Plot twist the strangers was the sequel all along

[@janblau4839]

Noo steven is my favorite character

[@fireentertainment5]

@Why Not which horror movie is he

[@casey475]

Having this be the secret first movie to “The Strangers” would be one of the best things ever

[@braydonsweeney3340]

when did u see it tho

[@nina__serafina]

"Step it up Steven" is the new "Have higher standards, Bridget".

[@trxphywaifalt]

I literally stan 80s movies so much

[@Donodile]

"I can call it a cake chart, it's my birthday, fuck off" This is probably one of the best quotes James has done for me in awhile after rewatching lots of his kill counts. Also who else here got very hungry when James blew out his candle to his Red Velvet cupcake? I want one now

[@zeraothunderstruck3446]

I think it would've been twice as hilarious that he would've did an impersonation of Gordon Ramsay when he said, "Fuck off!"

[@Donodile]

@@zeraothunderstruck3446 it would!!!

[@enclavecomms.officer5219]

I got some cupcakes left over from a party, on my way. Hold strong, boss.

[@UnIimited_Power]

À little obnoxious but meh. I'm just imagining speaking to someone like that in person. Crazy 😅

[@yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248]

Other slashers: *knives, hooks, chainsaws* Curtis: **GUN**

[@bowenlavalley3297]

The only intelligent one if they run blam blam

[@petricegolden6223]

Do you want to keep 150 like

[@yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248]

@@petricegolden6223 ?

[@petricegolden6223]

Yeah?

[@yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248]

@@petricegolden6223 no lol

[@wonderland07209]

this movie is one of my absolute favorites, as are the three villains. their dynamic with each other is so interesting to me and you can buy that they’re real friends while also being emotionless killers. the scene of them playing tag really gives them brief characterization. and while curtis gets all the hype (totally deserved), it’s debbie who’s my favorite. she’s such a good villain because she’s the leader and is so manipulative. she orchestrates all these deaths and gets away to keep on killing. she’s able to completely fool her mom. and i like to believe that curtis and steven are proud knowing she’s carrying on their work. as this ramble shows, i love bloody birthday and i love debbie. plus. this movie’s got excellent pacing. it’s not trying to drag things out and is a perfect quick watch

[@Thewhateverchannel-z5y]

I thought Curtis was the leader

[@wonderland07209]

@@Thewhateverchannel-z5y i personally saw debbie as their leader since she tends to tell the boys what to do, but her and curtis definitely swap that position i think!

[@herosam1390]

Steven: *Exists* James: GET IT TOGETHER, STEVEN!!!

[@hobelarge6389]

Quickie whip whap Tom and he is not

[@quesadeeowl7845]

I love how all these kids have their own killing method but when they band together they become super deadly, With the glasses boy chasing their victim with a gun, the girl popping out of every corner to strangle them, and S T E V E N always getting caught

[@estherrodriguez3879]

Can we appreciate how incredible James is a narrating every movie he does a kill count on🤣 Happy Birthday James🎉

[@thebigbork]

Agreed, this show wouldn't be half as great as it is without James

[@jasontachin]

rw:I agree with you pal ^_^

[@Petrolhuffing]

I was looking at his old videos and his confidence has boosted so much since 2-3 years ago

[@nedesler8737]

Agreed, he's the horror movie goat

[@samwall1248]

Yeah, what a legend. Keep it up.

[@CRAWDADDYHAHA]

Stephen Is Like That One Slice Of Bread Nobody Eats.

[@M00niE_k]

It’s funny how u count kills for a living and yet still remain one of the most adorable and humble people on KZbin.happy birthday James and many more shall come

[@Jessica-eo5hg]

that name

[@hotdog6867]

Yeah, what's with the name?

[@mr.froglegs]

Crazy name man.

[@boj8895]

We need “STEP IT UP STEVEN” on a shirt or something

[@commandercat10]

I would pay 35 bucks for it

[@glitterree2388]

REALLY STEP IT UP STEVEN

[@Siennarchist]

#stevendeservedbetter

[@johncorr7154]

Did he record the part where he said it was his birthday on his birthday though? That's the real question. Also Happy Birthday. Edit: I like how my comment gets 156 likes the first day, 1 like 2 days later and never gets seen again.

[@sneky215]

1:15 Fun Fact, this guy later goes on to voice the Demo-man and the Heavy weapons guy in Team Fortress 2, with him basing the Demo-man's voice on the voice he had in the computer game.

[@triangulum8869]

I was about to say the same, hearing the future demoman in a dead meat video was surprising

[@fshgjguhergbertyuihg]

James in 2020: Hey guys I'm not doing Kill Counts as frequently so I can do other things. Also James in 2020: Hey guys, due to being quarantined, here's a ton of Kill Counts all the time

[@QuakerOaths]

Quit spreading bullshit. He only cut back on kill counts for the first few months

[@beawesome9198]

Prodge that’s the point.... he’s saying that he is blessing us even though he said he wasn’t going to be posting as much

[@kesh24ful]

He did literally say in the begining of the year he was only doing 1 kill count a month. So glad he changed his mind.

[@iggywiggy4858]

fshgjguhergbertyuihg XDDDD so true tho

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Some surprising moments.

[@thiccgibby9652]

James: STEP IT UP STEVEN Also James: shit maybe I shouldn't of undersold Steven that dud is clearly the muscle of the group James again: yo Steven whats up my man

[@ironwraith852]

Yeah, it's nice. He really develops from just the third dude to being a part of the group!

[@chreent4807]

I’m upset that we didn’t get any sirens when James announced a boy fight

[@Evokai6419]

That's because you usually hear a different type of sirens in those cases.

[@Genie1234]

Well it wasn't that long

[@gachamakingluis]

Me too :(

[@theamazingskippyman2824]

Anyone else notice the arrested Development reference in there?

[@Jonaegh]

To think there was a time a teacher would see a kid pull out a gun, and their first thought is "o it's just a prop" Different times, man

[@celieboo]

I know. It is sad where we are these days.

[@cryoflip5841]

Dude the “Step it up Stephen” made me laugh so hard

[@raynajay8847]

Favorite part 🤣

[@strangerjones5576]

have higher standards BRIDGET

[@damianprock1650]

@@strangerjones5576 not as high as you're expecting

[@spamemail4933]

👏 👏 👏 STEP IT UP STEPHEN 👏 👏 👏

[@SaraBanartist]

"James hit Level 31! James learned Get to the Numbers!" Happy Birthday James!

[@NicHasegawa]

“STEP. IT. UP. STEVEN!!” 😂😂😂😂 And Happy Birthday James! You’re awesome!

[@obesepikachu8254]

The gun curtis is holding is huge compared to his hand I’m surprised if he would be able to shoot it.

[@fan9775]

Probably a .22lr. That would be explain why he didn’t have to reload after like 8shots.

[@forecastlotus3899]

Guns are huge sometimes you just can't tell how big they are

[@evildeathcuddles886]

I was gonna ask why a 9 year old had his own gun and bullets. Then I realize it was the 80s and in America.

[@horrortiktokstorytime7129]

Mom:Go play with the kids next door your always on your phone! The kids next door:

[@lettuce_lover]

Yeah, but join their gang by murdering a witness!

[@tremeschinion9420]

@@lettuce_lover you mean... by commiting suicide?

[@enfod7697]

you’re*

[@pirat_UA.]

Gay

[@leogflames]

You are always on your phone since it is you’re Sorry but I had to lol

[@dragongamergirl4618]

This has to be my favorite horror movie EVER. the concept of having kids as the murderers instead, and the fact that there are three working together, (unlike Better Watch Out) is a completely amazing type of horror! It was so interesting to watch and had a great plot! IT may not be very scary, and it's not the only movie that features in its, but it's still great!

[@alienspear8706]

But not the best

[@dragongamergirl4618]

@@alienspear8706 fair enough

[@alienspear8706]

DragonGamerGirl YES but still very good horror movie it just not scary

[@ryanlesner4716]

Didn't the gave digger get pissed? " Who filled in the grave I just dug? "

[@cw1424]

Probably, digging those graves are quite the task.

[@sinep7913]

“ But this movie DOES have Curtis, so it’s good enough for me “

[@thefool7093]

What I got from this is Curtis: Long range Steven: Melee Beverly: Strangler

[@bingbonghafu]

You mean Debbie

[@supergatgaming6166]

Super squad

[@AlfredoGomez-kp4cf]

I wanna like this, but at the same time I don't wanna mess up the 69 likes

[@iroraccy]

Curtis is the ranger, Steven is the berserker and Debbie is the rogue

[@1UpBoi]

So they're like the Mii fighters from Smash?

[@p1t0grand35]

"step it up Steven" -James 2020

[@cscrisis7988]

Yeah

[@ekitty966]

I agree!

[@alejandrofernandez1265]

Gotta make a "Step it up, Steven!" t-shirt!

[@emekmek3197]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGrFfoSNfNOkirs ,,

[@HellOnWheel]

13:44 the lack of safety goggles in this scene is the most disturbing thing in this movie.

[@princess.diamond6047]

“ STEP👏🏾YOUR👏🏾GAME👏🏾UP👏🏾STEVEN👏🏾” Edit: Happy Birthday from me and my Siblings🥳👏🏾.

[@kayrings1684]

YEAH STEVEN

[@ghostconsoul5811]

Bruh

[@claysoggyfries]

What

[@Delta97976]

Curtis ran out of bullets but didn’t think to beat them with an REVOLVER..

[@jive290]

Delta ikr he could of just do what I do shotgun revolver.

[@hahacrackhead4100]

@BTGuns probably reloaded off screen or something

[@ImJustAwkward]

@Alissa Moreno We all kniw what they ment, no need for english corrections

[@arithepootisbear8091]

Alissa Moreno I like that you try to correct someone but then you misspell actually

[@239_baby6]

Alissa Moreno he typed it right though

[@blockyshapes7001]

Timmy might be bad at making Mario levels, but this kid can elude hitkids like no other.

[@molliemmm]

"Yo Stephen what's up my man" I love that 😂

[@paluckisteven]

I’m feeling really attacked right now. Steven is doing his best damn it.

[@ayushtyagi1673]

James: bloody birthday is no budget movie 25 dollars : am I joke to you

[@royaldeer87]

I know id love me some 25 bucks right now

[@tassodemo2316]

Stephen King: kills off kids in his movies Bloody birthday: uno reverse

[@redneckforlifeyeeyee9859]

Tasso Demo I subbed to your channel

[@BlitzoSuck33]

I can't believe I'm so upset that kids weren't killed.....I'm legitimately blown that they weren't......they would've deserved it....

[@imkindofabozo8960]

“ I can call it a cake chart, it’s my birthday, fuck off”. Haha I love that

[@skinnermclane4467]

This seems like such a cool movie. It's begging for a sequel, too. One where the three kids reconnect as adults for another birthday, when the Eclipse happens again. Debbie will have lived with a clean record, always getting off with her kills, Curtis will have done that one stint in juvie, and Stephen will be the weaker one who has been in and out of prison all his life. For their grand reunion, they plan on a mass murder of epic proportions. Shit I want this to be real, now.

[@aceacebaby]

you,,, keep talking lol

[@spacewolf7757]

Debbie gave them away though so I think it would be cool if Curtis and Steven turned on Debbie and killed her

[@rockcortez5606]

Fucken Keep Writing We Can Write A Movie our selves Turn it in after Quarantine

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yes!

[@GalaxC35]

@@rockcortez5606 thats a good idea

[@freddeadredemption7478]

I lost it when Curtis threatened with his gun and the snoop dogg theme started playing.

[@Mayb_Mud]

“step it up,STEVEN!”

[@Rac00nInSpace]

that's my fav part

[@dylanzz2819]

Step👏🏻it👏🏻up👏🏻steven👏🏻

[@Rac00nInSpace]

@@dylanzz2819 XD

[@stevenandshelly1102]

Ok Jesus Christ I will

[@dylanzz2819]

Steven and Munchlax 😂😂

[@handoffate7262]

Curtis: “as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

[@ReedRichardsPhD]

Ain't gonna make a joke, since I just want to tell the Legendary Kill Counter, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! GOD BLESS YA💕

[@Mimsadoodle]

*”Don’t copy our hiding place, or I’ll shoot you.”*

[@marquisbean651]

6:37

[@nattyism]

oh shi-

[@stormtrooper2158]

The music made it better

[@malakifox2832]

La dada dadaaaaa

[@inoamorato]

Me when the annoying kid follows you to your hiding spot

[@mug3943]

When you get excited to see that a kill count was released 20 seconds ago just to see several comments from 10 hours ago...

[@yoboyjay8951]

Mug thats what im saying

[@brandongamingtv7545]

Maybe those people got an early access to watch this video

[@ByDale]

How did they even watch the vids from 10 Hours ago

[@Nexus-md9cy]

Mug facts

[@simplyaguy]

@@ByDale patreon donors get early access to videos

[@pattimorton380]

6:57 this part gets me every time

[@xXMiKuXx21]

Happy birthday!!! I feel like it’s my birthday with the gift of this hilarious kill count though! Wishing you a great and fun day! 💀🥩

[@JonahXC007]

Nomable why does your comment say 16 hours ago?

[@Charliedog1.]

@@JonahXC007 Patrons I am guessing.

[@VeryDAWD]

JonahXC007 __ Patreon members get early access to kill counts

[@moistchicken4635]

JonahXC007 __ urs says 1 min ago

[@JonahXC007]

Rory Mortimer time to buy Paytron

[@slimyderek_7139]

James is legit doing a kill count on his birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES

[@suavenoway]

It's prerecorded

[@biscuitmisclick5781]

Skii Robb, SPOILLERS!

[@starryislandart]

"no more movies like that for me to see" CHECK, freaking Night of the Creeps!! Camp like reanimator but even more hilariously self aware like sleepaway camp. You and chelsea would definately love it

[@gamzeemakara7759]

Agreed :o)

[@sleepcrime]

I'm sure they've seen Night of The Creeps

[@Covee0]

7:03 reminds a lot of my highschool days. Seeing a friend or homie in hallway or outside of school like at Walmart or something. Didn’t know kids in the 80s dap each other up. Cool as hell

[@flotskryz]

James is Now 31, your James is evolving from James A. Janise into James B. Janise

[@suhanichopraa]

raltz I CHOKED SKJDKAJHS

[@aliathif7778]

EYYY

[@xfresh7024]

Hahaha XD

[@jsrv-justsomerandomvids4551]

I dont get it haha

[@shermanfirefly7528]

@@jsrv-justsomerandomvids4551 Same

[@bored-z2397]

Normal people when their birthdays: celebrate and party James: nah imma just count sum kills.

[@lunchablecheese5931]

I was born during an eclipse, and just yesterday I cried because my Cheerios were in the shape of a smiley face. Idk about that emotionless thing...

[@AronT260]

Idk why but I get you

[@pollogaming919]

Idk why but I get you

[@lorenzodegroodt6997]

Idk why but i get you

[@sirrupert1254]

Wait what? Why is everyone saying that

[@mynameisjeff484]

Idk why but I get you

[@Bonniefr6678]

The way he said ‘Step it up Steven!”😂😂

[@hyperhydra9042]

Timmy: Sees murder, gets locked in an ice box. Also Timmy: Hi Curtis!

[@jarednewman7823]

Curtis: The Brain Debbie: The Schemer Steven: The Brute All we're missing is a bard and we got ourselves a standard balanced 4-man squad up in here.

[@LAMENTFORLOSTLOVE]

No one wanted to play as Tiefling probably

[@BlazeLunaris]

composed entirely of murder hobo children.

[@craigkandell4504]

And bob the music class kid

[@AntonioOliveira-zs8wh]

Wait, ain't the brain and the schemer similar functions?

[@jack_lol]

There's always some random D&D guy everywhere you go. Nice one, dude.

[@MuchTub3]

“It’s not cranberry sauce” Must be GrEnAdInE!!

[@andrewphillips4681]

For my ice cream treats

[@bledwhite409]

*grins*

[@EbenWatson]

“The great leaf gale of 1970, lost a lotta good leaves that day we did”

[@cluvey-1763]

“Yo Steven whats up my man” bro I could not stop laughing at that

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Me too! Lol

[@bethanymckinney6281]

Same

[@niightcrawler]

Happy birthday, James! You’re the reason that i even got into horror- so thank you!

[@hobelarge6389]

Quickie whip whap Tom and he is not

[@ericravenell4248]

Facts

[@Dejanp1505]

velvetkisses e spittin’ facts tho

[@rocket6989]

velvetkisses same

[@theimmortalpyro5430]

Yeah same

[@obiwankenobi5847]

Aye happy birthday James it’s my birthday too

[@roselily2407]

VOSS_iXeY ooh happy birthday 🎉🎉🎊

[@troy_dasutube9110]

Kakashi Sensei happy birthday

[@troy_dasutube9110]

Rose Lily hbd

[@tvchino9113]

Happy birthday to all

[@teodorfon8159]

turned 21 today, happy birthday guys :-)

[@Silly_SE]

This is the first kill count I ever saw and now I have watched every single one also STEP IT STEVEN

[@carsonsquires9753]

Anybody else think James was in his 20’s or something and not 31?

[@pieloverandcandylover6461]

Same here I thought he was like 23-26

[@KaelosZz]

Yeah he looks pretty young ngl

[@pef1830]

Why is your profile picture a jull pod?

[@donbeasley4012]

No he was probely about 29 we started this channel.

[@neininchnails]

Carson Squires SAME OMG HE LOOKS SO GOOD

[@pizzalisp5427]

James memed this movie so hard I had to rewatch some scenes. Also, I love Debbie's outfits and the actor playing Curtis does an eerily good job.

[@wodkgjdjwv9161]

que el pesto ja bing¿

[@forecastlotus3899]

Strut

[@jeremiahromeus2167]

@@forecastlotus3899 ?

[@forecastlotus3899]

@@jeremiahromeus2167 Strut

[@fireentertainment5]

169 likes

[@etvicity3075]

Really??? James is 31?? He looks like in his mid 20s lol Edit: this is my most liked comment so far

[@lf_murmur7685]

you age well when you're unproblematic :)

[@NoThoughtAllFeels]

valhalla primrose thats why Bieber looks like he is 80

[@da1mx433]

Oh the irony

[@etvicity3075]

@@da1mx433 im being serious

[@ronaldraygun9451]

I made it 420 plz thank me

[@-Commit-arson-]

I love how Steven despite technically being the muscle kept on getting overpowered by literally everyone I guess he’s a kid but still *STEP IT UP STEPHEN!*

[@MonikaLover]

Happy birthday James Were getting closer to the best kill count

[@axelnilsson5124]

The sinister 2 kill count?

[@jacksterjester6621]

No his kill count

[@Jessie-jm1ee]

I love being early for the kill count idk why but dead meat just makes me so happy 😂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES 🥳

[@jeffreyatkins6312]

Stg u so right

[@JennaMars4]

Yea

[@Average1]

Jessie Isabelle yes

[@bofuribofur3782]

*Stephen gets locked in the case* Me: Dammit Stephen this is why we can't away with murder! Also, happy womb independence James :D

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

1:19 WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?

[@Hans93919]

I'M DRUNK

[@bendyandtacky]

"KABOOOOOM"

[@Wemfsh]

It is actually the Va for the demo but “if I I were a bad demo man I wouldn’t be sittin here discussing it with you would I?

[@LegoSnoopDogg]

THEY GOT MORE ******************************************* THEN THEY GIT THE LIKES OF ME

[@Jeffzilla07PH]

"If i were a bad Demoman i wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would i?!"

[@Chwmrsal]

Steven is trying his best James, give the kid a break

[@pat6079]

CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!

[@mythos6308]

HIS BEST ISN’T ENOUGH!!!!

[@pat6079]

CAN I HAVE A WITNESS

[@SunTzu544]

Honestly the lock box his actor climbed in

[@Aaron-MackHartford]

@@pat6079AMEN!

[@Alejandro-so6ko]

Let’s thank James because he has been doin more kill counts to keep us entertained and Happy Big Thanks To James hope you have a good Birthday later this month

[@anatolevrn2295]

Or there is also this movie called "Rubber", it came out in 2010 and its about a killer tire

[@autumnr6058]

You've heard of the killer Turkey and the killer snowman and now comes the killer tire

[@lisandq841]

@@autumnr6058 and then the killer sofa

[@hardasphuk7633]

Anatole vrn the killer bed..

[@IvyG-C]

Omg the replies haha

[@PaolaRodriguezCalvimontes]

Killer condom

[@RBLX_Player]

11:27 "What did you do?" "Nothing..." *Loud as hell silence for 5 seconds*

[@aydensalazar2525]

I’m so glad to see how far James has come since the first few kill counts. I remember when my brother first showed me the Friday the 13th kill counts. Happy Bday James!! Live it up and keep the counts coming.

[@jamesiebuckley4087]

Same here i remeber when the Friday the thirteenth were being uploaded and i have watched majority of all of the kill counts from 3+ years ago. Lets just say i enjoy my gore and James (And he has the same name as me lmao)

[@misterjohnson2140]

Curtis looks like a younger version of Walter White

[@mr.sloppytaco69]

Mister Johnson lol so true

[@ijustwatchsomeyoutube2186]

Why Hal from Malcolm in the Middle is so crazy.

[@higfatforever4503]

Connor

[@lukemckenzie0121]

“What did you do??” “Nothing :D“

[@sarah_HERSELF]

Nothing 😁

[@luca4mvp]

Nothing 😊

[@kylearagon8223]

Nothing 😀

[@lebruh9603]

Nothing😃

[@kylearagon8223]

@CHIAH TI YI Moe let me correct that for you 😃