Bloody Stream (Medieval Style)

[@steeldruid]

This'll be it for a while, boys. I'm in the process of finding a new place to live, and starting my studies. I won't be long, maybe a month or two, but when I come back... What would you like to see/hear?

[@thelivingstorm6600]

Sono Chi No Sadame Medieval style that or stardust crusaders op1

[@danksubstance3246]

Megalovania

[@thelivingstorm6600]

@@danksubstance3246 no better yet Jevil's theme or Battle Against a True Hero or Bergentrückung

[@joneskirkland6735]

RENAI CIRCULATION

[@rishholt]

Black rover

[@andrewholmes2850]

Holy Roman alchemy is the most noteworthy on the globe

[@kentlampad7266]

You utter fool!

[@Slack_Official]

Thou pathetic jester!

[@Ponera-Sama]

They didn't know it was a globe back then

[@timbreuer7579]

Yes they did they already hab Model globes

[@Astavyastataa]

Ponera Grimoire the only people that really think the earth flat are 21st century Karens.

[@vlaamscherp]

"I shalt use my hindmost technique, to retreateth tactically!"

[@steeldruid]

surely thou canst mean THAT technique, sir joseph?

[@bayutrihanggoro4210]

@@steeldruid *smug* RUN FORTH THINE LIIIIFEEE!!!!!

[@boid9761]

Kars, probably: Hm. An act of cowardice. Thou must be foolish, to think thine can escape the wings of Death!

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Nigerundayo Smokey!

[@sillygoose2878]

SMOKEY, MAKE HASTE!

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

"Thou next spoken words shall be thus: 'Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph!?'"

[@freakoutcat8396]

Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph? BY THINE GODS! Edit: thy -> thou

[@zawarudo596]

*did _thou_

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

"Indeed, i stacketh the entire deck" *that beith a lie, but it shall infuriate Sir Kars*

[@freakoutcat8396]

@@zawarudo596 oh ok thx

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

@@zawarudo596 Thou must be thanked for the correction of thine words.

[@kialin]

How part 2 sounds to Josuke when Joseph tells him about it

[@sakyyk]

LoL

[@ineedaname6757]

It's not . . . medieval?

[@sakyyk]

@@ineedaname6757 it's not, but a lot of people don't have a good idea or sense of timeline of humans or the world. So Josuke would also think it that way lol

[@norange7903]

LmAO

[@tetsutetsu7206]

Sakyy .K I think you missed the joke

[@kurry77]

I can imagine von stroheim being like 70% wood

[@Kuriboh1008]

"Holy Roman alchemy is the most notable on the globe!" ~ another commenter

[@onlygames4140]

@@Kuriboh1008 Holy Roman 😭

[@timbreuer7579]

No von stroheim is 70% jewish Golem Israeli magic is the most noteble on this realm

[@_lol69_17]

Just a log with a head

[@ЗапорозькийКочівник]

Did he burn cuz moving?

[@mauroelawesome6247]

This would be if the pillar men would wake up early

[@isuckatusernames4297]

Tbh even with stands I doubt anyone could have defeated them

[@lonerscandream2019]

@@isuckatusernames4297 vanilla ice and the hand could definitely beat them, probably

[@vipoff3309]

@Bożydar Grabowski Speech 100

[@seventy9-ninety857]

@@lonerscandream2019 D4C could also kill Ultimate Kars

[@runtergerutscht4401]

The actual crusaders would go full stand user on them and wipe the floor with their heretic asses obviously 😄

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

Sir Joseph: Where is Caesar? Sir Wamuu: I dost fear the weight of his cross was too much for thy friend to bare.

[@ParticleBomb]

Too soon

[@kalderanx3750]

Antares90 it’s been over three decades irl since it was written and over 80 years if we’re counting that it takes place in the thirties

[@AeroQC]

There hath been no words more apt to describe his predicament.

[@SirDankleberry]

@@kalderanx3750 It will always be too soon.

[@weirdunknownperson2916]

He died by the power of christ

[@minticusmaximus4288]

"Thou'st next statement shall be: T'was this part of thay design Knight Joseph?"

[@maisonadwin2161]

T’was this part of that design King Joseph? THEE GOD!

[@herculesatan4514]

How doth thine always knoweth?

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

"YES KARTS, TWAS WAS PLANED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING" "(twas a lie but I know it shall infuriate sir karts)"

[@lunlunala1391]

I am your 666th like.

[@calemr]

@@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659 There's something about medieval Kars being "Karts" that just kills me...

[@maxnnnnn]

Plot Twist: *JoJo is actually a medieval play and Araki is hundreds of years old*

[@artifex2.080]

We already know he used the mask because he hasnt aged in 30 years

[@yes6382]

The reason we dont see him in broad daylight

[@babarshah6479]

@@artifex2.080 More like he is using Hamon.

[@dudestop1198]

Ye Olde Wondrous and Strange Tales of Jon the Jester

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

@@dudestop1198 Fun fact: Ye is actually a misinterpretation of Þe or. Þ is "Thorn" or "TH"

[@butteredsalmonella]

1400: We'll have Flying Cars in the future 1940: wait a minu--

[@lucaspatrick5519]

Quarantined Valkyrie you realize it’s a show about robot nazis and men that have been in pillars for many years

[@butteredsalmonella]

@@VioletValk 1. It's a joke, I'm not referencing that certain subreddit because I'm not a redditor, but you know what I mean. 2. Carriages were a thing and that's what literally caused this Beauty of an Adventure.

[@beaustanton5286]

@@butteredsalmonella I never thought about if carriages didn't exist the whole story wouldn't of happened

[@butteredsalmonella]

@@beaustanton5286 The carriage that Jonathan's father and mother had crashed on, which ended up getting discovered by Dario (Dio's Abusive Father) where he then robs them which included the stone mask, his plan changed when he finds George barely conscious he then pretends to be his rescuers which made George feel like he owns a debt to him, gave him a letter or something like that that will support the Brando Family, after Dario dies, Dio uses the letter so he can come to the Joestar Mansion, and so begins this bizarrely bizzare adventure.

[@moltencore3316]

Wait Flying "Kars"?! Well guess they were right.

[@bigchiefcxlvi7292]

“Thine next speech shall be “Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being”” “Is thy correct?”

[@segaking5846]

Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being! BY GOD!

[@Astavyastataa]

“Next thou shalt say: “Impossible. I am thy god. The ultimate being.” “Art thou correct?”

[@aenilies]

Oh God, I have no idea what that means lmao

[@JmonsterNEO]

Joanna Ciszewska it means “I am your god. The ultimate being”

[@neverseemstoAsh]

you can't just throw thou and thy in random places and have it be proper old english

[@RainTeaWeather]

Joseph, after seeing his mother: "Now this is a very pleasant view to behold!"

[@jerryrandi6342]

Nice

[@AquaFan1998]

If thine eyes wonder past the key hole for but a second, what harm shall it cause? *peeks*

[@frownyclowny6955]

Joshua Wilshaw *sees* How wonderfully pleasant! Naiseee!

[@mrbelarabi6062]

Sir joseph After he reliese that his mother: *BY THE ELDER GODS*

[@angelicalily4279]

Why is Lappland watching JJBA? Lol anyway nice comment.

[@goose9245]

"Run'eth For Ye life smokeeeeeyyy"

[@thepunishersequence291]

*flee

[@johnliin]

Am I the only one who doesn't know anything about Shakespeare and medieval language?

[@cryingcrane8173]

@@johnliin Thou requirest nary idea of the olde tongue, for verily 'tis but a humorous mockery, this way of speech. If thou'rt fine with a makeshyft speech, and thou proceedest to create humorous comments, then naught shall I say in protest, for he who accuseth another man on such petty grounds is quite the loser indeed.

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

@@johnliin Shakespeare talked pretty normally for his time *He just couldn't spell*

[@gododoof]

ETHIOPFLEEDAYO

[@d.n5287]

Brutus: Your next words are "Et tu Brute?" Caesar: Et tu Brut- *NANI?!* *Gaius Julius Caesar has died*

[@AbsurdlyLudicrous724]

2 months, and not a single person has made a joke about screaming Caesar's name.

[@d.n5287]

@@AbsurdlyLudicrous724 ok then Octavian: *"CAAAAAEEEEEESSSSSAAAAAARRRRR!!!!"*

[@DeelonJ]

@Cyclic Jellie incorrect 2/3 of this is gyros ufll name

[@princeking8608]

@@DeelonJ Lmao I'm sure that's what he meant

[@mosqit4324]

CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[@OfDaSouth]

"A UTTER FOOL, THOU SURELY ART! THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE'S TECHNOLOGY HAS NO EQUAL IN ANY OF THE MAP'S FOUR CORNERS, VERILY!" *launches trebuchet*

[@Miraihi]

*Stomach-mounted ballista.

[@EmeraldX2]

Kars: Are you sure about that?

[@riot_shield8428]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@hodor4904]

@@Miraihi Stomach-mounted handcannon.

[@crypticsnipezlp3364]

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD -Stroheim

[@Mudkip971]

Ah yes those evil pillar men. Wamuu Esidisi & Chariot

[@InkubozuNikki]

Took me a second. My sides

[@PlanetZoidstar]

Karts

[@cyan39miku]

Non-silver Chariot

[@psychosalad7812]

Khariots

[@Cringemoment4045]

Santana?

[@NekogamiKun127]

"Accept this, oaf of a Joseph... Yon ultimate Ripple of mine!" _"KAIIIIIIIIISEEEEEER!"_

[@senatorcatotheelder7530]

This is not ww1

[@mrber0546]

@@senatorcatotheelder7530 depending on your pronunciation of Latin, Caesar can actually be pronounced as kaiser

[@aditk792]

@@mrber0546 yea I think gyro's name is pronounced as kaiser

[@pudgyborb9792]

@@aditk792 It is 👌

[@idiotsandwich115]

Oh no.. My last name is Kaiser.. And I'm german.. HELP

[@RyonettZXA053]

"THE GERMAN CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!" *Sir. Rudol Von Stroheim*

[@captainvalourous6668]

The Teutonic Order you mean? 🤩

[@runtergerutscht4401]

@@captainvalourous6668 every AoE2 player can confirm

[@iasonjacksongrace]

*Holy Roman

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

[Avalon's ♪Log In♫ intensifies]

[@michaelbreaux2095]

Thou utter FOOL! Teutonic engineering is the best in all of Christendom!!

[@noriakikakyoin7028]

Joseph: *crys over caesar death* Caesar:just take my hamon

[@dienstaghd5815]

Joseph *gets arm cut off Joseph: tis but a scratch Stroheim: you're wholes arms cut off Joseph: no it isnt

[@TheJTPlays_]

@Mio Honda 'Tis was a Monty Python reference

[@VioletValk]

the JT plays “tis’ was” isn’t grammatically correct. it’d just be tis’ because tis’ is “it is” so “it is was” wouldn’t make sense.

[@marrarilander9239]

no t'is but a mere flesh wound

[@panzernerd42]

MONTY PYTHON REFRENCE YEEEEEEEEEE

[@panzernerd42]

JoJo: Tis but a scratch. Stroheim: A scratch? your arms off! JoJo: No it's not. Stroheim: Then whats that then? *points at evered arm* JoJo: I've had worse.

[@Phoenix-cl2el]

“I have came with a offering, tequila, could thou let I pass?”

[@johncox187]

Mead*

[@obiwankenobi1685]

Phoenix you and John Cox shall pass we adore thien offering of tequila and thy noble mead welcome to our steadfast kingdom

[@juice-box9321]

"Are thou ill in thy head? Just behold thy stature! Truly only an oaf should fall for such trickery. Now, surrender thyself before we need harm thou."

[@obiwankenobi1685]

Juice-Box eye king shall thine rolyalty have thine royal gaurdes find and execute those peasants

[@remainderofsturgeonslaw7156]

I‘m now seeing Joseph dressing up as either a Tavern Wench or Nun as he’s trying to get past the Guards

[@TrueShilic]

This is what Part 2 would have been like if the Pillar Men had woken up 1000 years early

[@tahaahmedsiddiqui5602]

600 years would've worked too

[@segaking5846]

1338 SIIIIRRRRRR SHIIIIIZAAAAAAA!

[@111games.]

*Baron Zeppeli*

[@iku_turso123]

@@111games. Countess Elizabeth

[@TTeuio6969420]

@@tahaahmedsiddiqui5602 and now 600 likes

[@thewrustywrench21]

“Thus sayeth you: ‘Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!’” “Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!”

[@JackaboiTV]

Nani?!

[@joaogomes9405]

PARDON?

[@thieuslangen9279]

'What in God's dear name?'

[@lumbo788]

'Thy dagger is hidden in pockets on thy behind me'lord

[@marche800]

@@lumbo788 By what witchcraft?!

[@georges.7386]

“Hello, strong men that attracteth the eyes of many a fare maiden. Wilst thou allow me to pass by your checkpoint unscathed? I have several bottles of tequila on my presence.” “Do not move, heathen! Thou share in appearance with my sister, who has a build reminiscent of an ox!!!” “Most agreeable masters, the only articles of which I have under my outer garments is more tequila! Wouldst thou be tempted to steal a fleeting glance at my humble visage~?”

[@notbnesincali288]

" I haveth alcohol, will thy let me pass by?"

[@shwing9760]

You won🤣

[@kirbgaming8192]

“I give thee thy appreciation, very appreciated sir Caesar!” “THOU SHALL RUN AWAY, SIR SMOKEY FRIEND” “I predict thous’t next line be....” “OH NO!..... OH THYNE LORD! THE HEAVENLY FECES”

[@DaiaAdorns]

THE HEAVENLY FECES LOL I'M WEAK 🤣🤣🤣

[@kirbgaming8192]

Agent Carly **wheeze**

[@w_ldan]

Heavenly feces lmao

[@afifhunter1295]

These new stand users won't understand "The Tragedy of Caesar"

[@artifex2.080]

Those spin users wouldnt underSTAND the complexity of hamon

[@RobotPilots]

Part skippers also.

[@abhrajitdhar4628]

@@RobotPilots battle tendency best part Change my mind

[@lowlypurveyorofcram]

Have you heard The Tragedy of Sir Caesar the wise

[@xSilentZeroXx]

"Why didn't his Stand just stop the stone from falling on him?" -new Stand users, probably

[@Pxrple.vxmp0]

“Just take me hamon bro” The best way to describe caesar’s death

[@wilhelmus1939]

@Caesar Zeppeli SHIZAAAAA!!!

[@shinariXD]

Ceaser: *Dying* Ceasar again: *Bubble boi* Ceasar again again: *Take my fucking hamon I don’t care*

[@shinariXD]

Caesar Zeppeli *Its how I spell it lmao*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

All jokes aside, this song hits harder than the rock that fell on Caesar.

[@Captain23rdGaming]

Ouch xD

[@imthicc69]

Ow

[@nok4799]

Did they ever retrieve ceasers body. Or like, is he just a human pancake now.

[@Daydy377]

How original

[@thesteadfastduelist6258]

OOF

[@Cairo40000]

JoJo's peculiar quest: The adventures of Sir Bruford and Sir Tarkus

[@PresidentNathan]

@TrueProgression Redford*

[@aydenh.6355]

@TrueProgression *Greenford

[@Swifty_Joe]

Yellowford*

[@P-X331]

@@Swifty_Joe marineford- oops wrong anime

[@corpsebrood6669]

@@P-X331 purpleford

[@disjointedhoudini]

Dio: Oh ho! Then come hither, fool! Jotaro: *Jingles miserably across the floor*

[@vergeljai]

Sir JoJo's Peculiar Escapade: Combat Inclination

[@zinji4592]

Who would kill Caesar faster. A group of senators with daggers or One cross-shaped stone

[@KENSHIROez3260]

But they are the entire Senate.....

[@mabh1967]

you have gone too far....

[@malikharper1549]

One Stoney boi

[@driddick7361]

Oh come now good sir! We all know the Great Caesar is too mighty to fall before runts!

[@markmedrano9514]

PetPar RecBin54 II I AM THE SENATE

[@JazzJackrabbit]

Player: ”Caesar wants to fight Waamu on his own.” DM: ”Are you sure?” Player: ”Yes, I am sure” DM: ”Ok, roll a dexterity save” Player: ”Natural 1...” DM: ”Rocks fall, Caesar dies”

[@runtergerutscht4401]

Escape rolls and saving throws probably also nat 1, smh

[@ronramen5827]

He-he almost beat Whammu... Sure, getting hit by the divine sandstorm and a cross shaped slab calls for low dexterity, but he had Wham! on the ropes.

[@ivanivan744]

Player: I'd like to encase my headband in a bubble, and put the remainder of my Ki into it for Joseph to use DM: You can't just transfer your Ki into an object- Player: It's your house rule! DM: ugh, fine. *Makes a note to remove homebrew KI rule after campaign*

[@trackernivrig]

Lol this is pretty good.

[@trackernivrig]

Ivan Ivan Lol makes a note

[@acarrot9868]

"Et tu, Wamuu" Then fall rock on Caesar

[@angelicalily4279]

"Yo pass the aux cord" "You better not play trash" *Bloody Stream (Medieval Style) plays*

[@giagarex]

"SIR JOJO, TIS MY LAST RESERVE OF HAMON MAGIC. THOU SHALL TAKE IT FROM ME!!!"

[@alejandrolozano4919]

SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ultimatepronoob7320]

"Ye shalt do it t'ill thine final breath..." "What is thine plan Sir Joseph?" *chuckles* "RUN FOR THINE LIFE SIR SMOKEEEEEEEEYYYYYY"

[@noustrant]

Oh, the blessed Virgin Mary for i knoweth thou plan from the beginning!!!

[@angelicalily4279]

Lol this is an underrated comment.

[@deadknight1402]

"I must useth thee secrete tradition of mine familee name."

[@Nick-ou8hl]

Stroheim:" *THE GERMAN* ..." Joseph:" Wait, Germany does not exist yet Sir..."

[@vincentchang0093]

Sir. Stroheim:"THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

[@eliaslopez2740]

The teuton!

[@AndromedaPrima]

Brrrreakamonoggaaa! Holy Roman Empire has the most advanced technology on the earth!

[@oberstkarl6640]

hm, germanic tribes, the holy roman empire, prussia, idk lol

[@titaniumsalmon3238]

@@oberstkarl6640 East Francia?

[@monkyfunny2171]

“Thou may have outsmartheth thine critical thinking, I have outsmartheth yours too! Sir Esith Disith.”

[@Squidgyy_]

Your next line will be: “‘Tis but a scratch!”

[@thiccboicometh2169]

Tis but a scratch PARDON?!?!

[@leoleo4469]

A scratch? Thy arm in it's entirety hath been removed from thy shoulder!

[@andrewarton1623]

It’s only a flesh wound

[@debatebattle]

Tis but a scratch!

[@PSC4.1]

Tis but a- Nandato?

[@pedrogameprais7304]

“Eventually, Kars ceased bethinking”

[@tinidor08]

I can Imagine that rabbit scene from monty python but with a squirrel. LOL

[@Paxindica96]

Oh god yea, that rabbit's dynamite.

[@marianxendor3974]

Bring forth the holy hand grenade!

[@justanenglishcommentpassin644]

lmao

[@thegoodhunter4042]

thou shallst count to three, not 4 and not 2 unless thou is counting up to 3, 5 is out of the question.

[@nc3057]

@@justanenglishcommentpassin644 i Saw you everywhere dude

[@kloudykreyven7148]

It’s as if the song itself is made in heaven

[@organicrobot6425]

We don't mention that stands name in this house!

[@giuseppeagresta1425]

*Made in Heaven*

[@gigaslave]

You mean made OVER heaven

[@frostprice9204]

Is a Jojo reference? Xd

[@imthicc69]

Why yes

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

Here's the lyrics: Shijima no soko kara 静寂の底から Mezameru sono hashira tachi toki o koe 目覚めるその柱たち時を越え Shinku no chishio ga 深紅の血潮が Tachiagaru yūki o hiki awaseru 立ち上がる勇気を惹きあわせる Uketsugu ai o sadame to yobunara 受け継ぐ愛を宿命と呼ぶなら Hohoemu me de tsugi no te o 微笑む目で次の手を Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite 闇を欺いて刹那を躱して Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke 刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く Like a bloody storm ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム Atsuku like a bloody stone 熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni 血脈に刻まれた因縁に Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna 浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆 Nigirishimete 握りしめて Minagiru chikara ni 漲る力に Uchitsukeru kodō wa akashi tomo no koe 打ち付ける鼓動は証友の声 Nijinda itami to 滲んだ痛みと Ima ikinuku imi o kawashi nagara 今生き抜く意味を交わしながら Omae no ishi ga yoake o michibiku お前の意志が夜明けを導く Mabayui hodo no kedakasa de 目映いほどの気高さで Hikari sasu oka e shakunetsu no sora e 光射す丘へ灼熱の空へ Tamashī ga butsukari au tabiji e 魂がぶつかりあう旅路へ Kanashimi ni nurareta mirai o sukue 悲しみに塗られた未来を救え Like a bloody soul ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ソウル Moyase like a bloody star 燃やせライク・アー・ブラッディー・スター Honō saki kaze o tachi sono saki e 炎裂き風を断ちその先へ Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu susume 怖れずに何も躊躇わず進め Nagare no naka 流れの中 Kyōmei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni 共鳴する運命の波紋胸に Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite 闇を欺いて刹那を躱して Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke 刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く Like a bloody storm ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム Atsuku like a bloody stone 熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni 血脈に刻まれた因縁に Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna 浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆 Nigirishimete 握りしめて

[@elpotato5011]

I'm sorry that was mean. Im sorry i called you a dum dum

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

@@elpotato5011 ?

[@tengudwn57]

Prussian alchemical arts are upon thine highest decrees of the vast stretches of Earth!

[@brandonvistan7444]

The events following the defeat of Kars are as such: The technologically advanced knight, Sir Rudol von Stroheim, died during the invasion of a foreign kingdom. The wealthy baron, Speedwagon, lived on for several years, but his ghost was called of him in the form of attack upon his waifu heart. Lisa Lisa settled with a playwright on the western edges of the known world. Smokey the Trusty Knave eventually returned to his homeland and acquired the title of lord. As for Sir Joseph, he begat Holly Joestar and she begat Jotaro Kujo. With the aid of Jotaro and other allies, Sir Joseph was able to lead a successful crusade in the east. There are many more accounts regarding the recorded persons, but so great would the labor be for a scribe to write upon one epistle alone.

[@darksteiner631]

For that hast been a great journey

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

playwright* would be more historically accurate.

[@Fawwaz-zk7ts]

So,is sir Rudolf von Stroheim died during baltic crusade?

[@brandonvistan7444]

@@blitzkriegdragon013 Oh yeah. That's what I meant.

[@Hessenball]

He Lived Happy in The Teutonig Order Then Poland Showd up

[@Rizzless69]

JoJo: Tommy Gun Medieval JoJo: Crossbow

[@darksteiner631]

JoJo: Stands Medieval JoJo: Guardian Spirits

[@almalone3282]

@@darksteiner631 wouldn't it be patron saints instead?

[@doctorofskillz2932]

I mean he did use a crossbow at the end, but failed miserably

[@bruhmoment1835]

@@almalone3282 that's medieval sbrverse

[@darksteiner631]

@@almalone3282 Not all of them are christians, and also it fits appropriately to the Japanese culture. Since they believe in guardian spirits

[@goatherder6166]

“I still have one infallible concoction!” “Hightail it off the scene sir Smokey!”

[@terrywinters9123]

Doth time to flee sir Smokey!

[@AirahsELL]

Smokey would be seen as a pickpocket and would not have a noble title. "RETREAT WITH HASTE, SMOKEY!"

[@wannielmorsiquilloiii8552]

Nigerundayeth with haste Esquire Smokey Brown!

[@carloszapata847]

@@AirahsELL Joseph knighted him because YOLO.

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@wannielmorsiquilloiii8552 Okay. This comment killed me! You win the last of my Hamon!

[@Bonnie_Mairead]

King : "Servant! Did thou find minstrels to play at oneself's own party!" Servent : "Yes my leige." King : "Well, whomst did thy bring? Cyril and the Seven Plagues? Henry and the Hags? The Lice Brothers?" Servent : . . . King : "Answer me dammit!" Servent : *brings in this* King : . . . Servent : . . . King : . . . Servent : . . . King : "For now on, you must hire only them."

[@thefirestarter06]

“TAKETH MINE NEW SPECIAL TECHNIQUE, MINE HAMON-FILLED METALLIC SPHERES THAT SHALL MAKETH A SOUND WHEN CLACKED TOGETHER!”

[@JaysEpitome]

Shiza: well, i died Angel: Thy first time facing the art of death my bard? No worries sir Jonathan of the Joestar house will meet your finest needs, tis' but a scratch for thy hand.

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

That's actually kind of wholesome to think that Ceasar has met Jonathan in the afterlife

[@sareth027]

" I didn't expected Spanish inquisition to show up..."

[@conwool2609]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[@codenamejayden6345]

Because That may be a jojo reference

[@superplushtiman7ti075]

I just expected a normal sketch, I didn’t expect the bloody Spanish Inquisition NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@mukundahosangadi5578]

@@conwool2609 noone can just deflect the emarald splash

[@andrewholmes2850]

Thy following statement shall be: "Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee"

[@bolrath6984]

tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- BY GOD!

[@imperialkitkat]

@@bolrath6984 ye how dost one acquire such witchcraftment

[@_MrMoney]

Tis impo- WHAT IN THE LORD'S NAME?

[@AngelsLance]

Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- Forsooth! I hath been outwitted!

[@obiwankenobi1685]

Tis Im - ah ah Ah how did thyne do that to thyne fellow scribes in thyne scribe box

[@atilakakimori6960]

Sorry, I'm not sure but i think this is a JOJO REFERENCE

[@otakuhentai4525]

No way

[@atilakakimori6960]

@@otakuhentai4525 maybe you are right, but Nice nickname

[@zackozga2411]

I do believe it is, good sir

[@atilakakimori6960]

@@zackozga2411 is a very discreet and subtle reference

[@drewwitvoet9288]

JoJo? Where? 😕

[@padwock3981]

“YOU SIMPLETON, I HAVE DECEIVED YOU, THUNDERCROSS SPLIT ATTACK”

[@FizzyPopVevo]

Kars: sir joseph of house joestar I humbly beg for thee red stone of aja for my mighty metamorphosis into thy ultimate life form. Joseph: lol wat?

[@SamMito28]

Joseph's line cracked me up

[@numanbuyuk940]

Man, I love these comments. Also, this one is really cool man. We'll miss you.

[@steeldruid]

Ain't gonna be gone long! Just gotta get settled in is all

[@TheBryanScout]

When Signor Caesar is crushed by a stone and Sir Joseph is left to mourn with Lady Lisa

[@lylevillanueva8624]

With Sir Vonn and Lord Kars... Oh jeez I loved it.

[@ptlemon1101]

Lady Elizabeth*

[@williamwolfstein6170]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Lord Caesar? It's not a story that stand users would like you to hear...

[@hamiltonkid4454]

"Thou shalt declare, "Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!" "Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!" "BEFUDDLED!?"

[@bisexualichigo4227]

The only problem with Joseph in a medieval era is that he can’t pull out that mirror, hand grenade and machine gun trick.

[@linusmota9712]

he'd probably use a crossbow and a catapult

[@pqbdwmnu]

Linus Mota Ancient problems call for ancient solutions

[@drewwitvoet9288]

Nay he shall use the natural reflection of the water on sir straizo

[@xekon14]

wololololowhat sup Greek Fire!

[@AirahsELL]

Hand grenades existed in China. Gunpowder was a thing but there weren't many firearms that made their way to Europe, much less America.

[@paytonbrady310]

he's unmatched unkillable. the ultimate lifeform.

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Never had I expected the Holy Roman Empire to appear

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*Caesar:* Jerusalem *Rock:* The Latin Church

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

Sir Polnareff: Sir Jotaro, thou gigi invented food. Says it pancake ey. O shall try 'em.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Jojo! This is the lasteth of mine own Hamon! Taketh it from me!

[@evanschmeven]

@Samuel Scott SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZA WHY HAVE YOU DEPARTED SO SOON? Thine heart aches at the thought of thou not by my side in this war. The Great Wammu of the Unholy Tomb, prepare thyself for my Breath of God and Spherical instruments of Speed and Pain.

[@ProtoFriglacial]

"How was that Sir Joseph? I cut your arm off, cease now and you may be spared!" "Tis' but a Scratch"

[@hagymasimilan3470]

When you wake up too early and have to wait for the protagonist to be born

[@zerotowodarling-chan7551]

When you kill the lord and become lord 🔝

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

"FLEE FOR THINE EXISTENCE, SQUIRE SMOKEY!!"

[@JoicPersonal]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Caesar in this video: Just take my hamon bro

[@Mike_Ka-Chowski]

I believe this was the song chosen for medieval renditions of Oedipus "It will hurt not if I taketh a glimpse at thee. Verrrillllyyy"

[@ardcheannard]

F in chat for the Italian chad himself.

[@dtd3640]

F

[@dtd3640]

@Caesar Zeppeli Prego

[@Melmeltheclown]

F

[@doraherndon9874]

F 😔

[@sophiecoudert155]

F

[@mrtuxedogx6756]

-"Are ya winning son" -"YES!!!! III AM!!!!"

[@is0052]

The pillar men Wagon is coming for the philosopher stone of Aja.

[@vincenzorutigliano5435]

Didst thee bethink yond the m're 'ruption of a vulcano wouldst beest enow to stand ho the almighty Kars, Jojo?!

[@Tenshii_Artii]

I just have this image in my head of some intense battle going in some kind of valley. It is a brutal war on both sides. But then there's the local bard and his mates just standing all in the midst of that chaos, playing this tune. Somehow, not even that severed head that just flew past in front of him could deter his soul.

[@v2danny925]

This reminds me of Mordhau and People doing exactly that while blasting E1M1 in the middle of a battle

[@kkaassist]

tOSS A COIN TO THE- *fucking dies*

[@jakubkuberski448]

Thou indolent fools! Holy Roman armoury is the world's grandest!

[@artifex2.080]

Stroheim would definitly wear armour

[@mareksicinski3726]

he wouldve said german holy roman was not an identity

[@xekon14]

Marek Siciński German wasn't a thing either

[@quiverblock5862]

F for our dear Italian youth. Such a tragedy to behold, my eyes also wetted to the scene. Caesar Zeppeli!!!!!

[@InkblotHyena]

"For thy upcoming speech thou shalt utter, and I quote, shall indeed be-!"

[@evanschmeven]

The next words that ye utter be "How can this unimaginable series of events commence!?"

[@llammchen]

How can this unimaginable series of events commenc- By the gods!

[@brandonmurguia7566]

Thine next words shall read “Do not besmirch our honorable duel Sir Joseph” “Do not besmirch our honorable duel Sir Joseph *Gasp*” “Beware of peril brewing at thine rear wamuu”

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

This song plays when Shrek and Donkey fought against Lord Farquaad, Prince Charming and Rumpelstiltskin

[@federerlkonig330]

One of culture...

[@imthicc69]

Ah...

[@stealmtm]

Thou proceeding speech shall be: thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph! thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph! *he be thou witch!*

[@awkdarsh]

"next thou will say, I shalt erase that smirk on thy face!"

[@Omnipotentkami]

"Milord Joseph the Gallant of the Joestars. Sir Caesar of House Zeppeli hath fallen by a stone crucifix. Tis a tragedy of the Zeppeli line.." "NAAAAYYYY CAEEESSAAARRR"

[@thebingusgod7278]

JOJO, TAKE MY LUTE

[@benshapiro4597]

Lady Lisa Lisa, did thousth hear that?

[@ahuman2303]

Is this a reference to a popular anime/manga JOJO’S bizzare adventures?

[@NoteBlock110]

Maybe

[@aid4nski215]

Maybe

[@amunhotep9188]

Maybe

[@azyjmexcuseokstop924]

no, that would be your mother.

[@Solardude63]

Perhaps...

[@j0sei614]

*Sir Joseph peeking on his own mother* *Exquisite!*

[@RealDonQuixote]

Ceaser of house Zeppeli: Just take my hamon bro Such a chad thing to say.

[@LordDarthHarry]

Part 2 could be feasibly adapted to an early Renaissance setting. Swap the New York bits for London The Aztec temple stuff still fits. Swap the Nazis for say...rouge Teutonic Knights who want to resurrect the order. From there locations stay the same just adapt the time period. If you want to be extra spicy replace the seaplane in the final fight with one of Da Vinci's flying machines and have Joseph use hamon to help it fly. And obviously Stroheim couldn't be a full on Cyborg. Just give him some scars and a fancy prosthetic.

[@crimsonbaron4418]

There has been a knight who had a full on robotic hand

[@Nether64]

@@crimsonbaron4418 what was his name?

[@crimsonbaron4418]

@@Nether64 Götz von Berlichingen

[@wardensicarius3843]

@@Nether64 Guts of the Iron Hand, the real life inspiration for Guts of Berserk

[@grey1916]

@@wardensicarius3843 He's also the man credited for the first use of the phrase "Kiss my ass!". What a guy.

[@user-mh9dx7nz2r]

*"Just take me hamon bro"*

[@LeoUchiha812]

I suppose, if there is no activity which I may partake in within the following half of an hour, then I had best make myself comfortable. The ideal location to do so would undoubtedly be before the entryway to Lady Elizabeth's private quarters. And should my gaze coincidentally be pulled toward the keyhole of said door... Most excellent!

[@dragonarmy1159]

2023 master piece

[@jacksongraham2212]

I’m thankful to have such a genre in the world. It’s absolutely beautiful to hear these using older melodies. Thank you for sharing these covers with us. #GiveThanks

[@jamesm783]

Thou art an utter fool! the artifice of the Germanic people is without compare in this world!

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[@The0Stroy]

Teutonic Knight, Comtour Rudol from Stroheim...

[@quentinbrown9300]

JoJo: “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!” Shiza: “Thy darest blaspheme, sir JoJo?!”

[@grunkofbeania7885]

Can we get Stardust Crusader? That songs slaps enough as is.

[@zeph4608]

There isn't a song called stardust crusader

[@patrickspencer2787]

@@zeph4608 Jotaro's theme is called Stardust Crusaders, op could have made a typo

[@hydration7710]

You mean Stand proud?

[@rootbeerguy690]

@@hydration7710 No, Jotaro's theme. The official name is Stardust Crusaders

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@rootbeerguy690 ... It is called Stand Proud.

[@sondreeriksen9146]

Fine, fine. A most fine strategem, ser Caesar

[@Tabby3456]

Niceth Niceth! Incredibly Nice Sir Cesar!