EVERY South Park SONG RANKED from WORST to BEST

[@Bloomser]

Damn it, I forgot "Something Kewl" from the Streaming Wars. It'd probably be high B tier for the record. Also, Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo at 41:31 was muted due to copyright, so that’s why it seems messed up. Also also, before anyone says it, California Love wasn’t included bc it’s more of a cover than anything else. Also also also, go get a poster and use code BLOOMS for a sick discount displate.com/blooms/?art=64e2712144dd7

[@Official_RetroMania]

No I will not use the code and get a poster! I will use the code and get TWO posters!

[@imhaydenfn]

I would use the code but I'm saving up for a better PC lol

[@Official_RetroMania]

​@@imhaydenfn Get a Steam Deck you won't regret it, amazing price to performance, portable and you can still use it as a PC dock it to a TV or monitor and use keyboard and mouse. You can literally buy yourself a portable gaming PC what does everything for 350$ when the Deck is on sale, wait for another sale thought.

[@imhaydenfn]

@@Official_RetroMania yea but I want a better PC cuz mine is a potato

[@Official_RetroMania]

​@@imhaydenfn You are clearly on a budget and honestly for low budget PC gamers the Deck si enough performance, although for really AAA games like the newest ones like Baldurs Gate 3 or Starfield you will need to play them in 720p 30fps but they will run at locked 30fps (mostly). Still beisdes of 2023 games the Deck even runs some AAA games fine I finished Spiderman 2018 on the Deck locked 40fps not even 30 but 40fps lrun great. If you want a faster desktop PC, my recommendation would be to buy used parts if you are on budget but if you want new parts save up at least 800+ dollars/euro so that you can buy something nice.

[@nateeeeeee]

"I tried to call the police, but even the authorities are minorities at my water park" is one of the hardest lines in the show

[@gwanael34]

What do you mean by that ?

[@nateeeeeee]

@@gwanael34 It's really good

[@gwanael34]

@@nateeeeeee Why ? Imo it's because it's so fking stupid and hypocritical that it becomes funny.

[@PoetNevermore]

NO ACTUALLY ITS ALWAYS STUCK IN MY HEAD💀🙏

[@silverluvr102]

i have to agree

[@SanjaSleipnir]

Trey has no business being fluent in Japanese, funny as hell and a musical genius, that man has it all

[@Boss-_]

And then he gets to go home and kiss Jenifer Lopez, man I hate him so much!

[@commercialairliner]

​@Boss-_ what a sick joke!

[@loelstein]

Damn 666 likes

[@MorticiaGravesyde]

In the early 2000s, he was married to a Japanese woman...though I don't know whether or not his knowledge of the language is relevant.

[@sullisen]

@@MorticiaGravesyde I'm sure it didn't hurt? O.o Sounds like he got more out of his college major than lots of people do tho ngl

[@JalebJay]

La Resistance is definitely a type of song where if you love musicals it hits so much better. Medleys of all of the stories intertwining just shows how well written all of the songs were throughout the show.

[@AutisticJesusGaming]

As someone who has watched one full musical and been in 1 but none of the songs. Yeah you’re 100 percent right. Kind of gives you that feeling of everything coming together like you know the way the shoulders especially when you’re behind the scenes there is always so much and there’s a last minute thing and it all adds up all right

[@Silly915]

its my favourite as well

[@Kanyeleaks911]

shut up theatre nerd

[@KalyansNorpola-zw9lo]

Seriously!! La Resistance is my absolute favorite song in the whole musical movie and South Park in general! I love how all the characters singing there own part goes together in the end, it sounds really good. Especially the girl who sang as Gregory, her voice is really good. It’s honestly a great song in the movie and doesn’t get enough recognization.

[@danoshollanda2708]

Its a insane good song

[@JetsFittedUp]

Kennys dad having a photo of him on his helmet instead of the star because he's fighting for his dead son is heartbreaking.

[@F_N_Inquisitor]

To be specific, the Ballad of Lemmywinx is a parody of the animated Hobbit Movie from the 70s, the movie has a singing bard narrator with a voice that sounds EXACTLY like the vocals in Lemmywinx

[@muichirotokitoes]

When I heard the song in the show i immediately knew what it was from and I was so happy, When I was a kid I used to watch the rankin and bass hobbit and return of king all the time

[@clash_king1025]

Glad that even though it wasn’t included in the list, you gave Eric cartman’s poker face cover the respect it deserves

[@ryotsirrom8354]

When did he do that?

[@keck4022]

@@ryotsirrom8354when he explained why it won’t be on the list

[@ryotsirrom8354]

@@keck4022 thanks

[@nalaterswa3038]

WE DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID ASS WHAAAAALES

[@BasicallyEdgy]

​@@ryotsirrom8354 bruh

[@namecomingsoon9517]

One of the greatest moments of south park was the anniversary concert where Matt sang “Lets Fighting Love” and pointed the mic to the crowd and everyone yelled “PROTECT MY BALLS!”

[@nootmare8527]

They understood what to do

[@Saraxx017]

Did you see what the songs actually translates to? It's amazing

[@Nemi.Ginger]

I have a soft spot for Make Bullying Kill itself. The way Cartman jumps in, full on cross dressing and singing about his “vajayjay” never fails to crack me up

[@jacobrickayzen2744]

Same. That and 'you make me come out of my shell, shelly', ''better work out, slut' and 'put it down' were my personal underrated ones on this list

[@RockyGems]

The fact that Chocolate Salty Balls reached #1 in the UK is actually incredibly in-character, British radio absolutely loves playing silly stuff like that!

[@The-Fishkeeper]

Plus it's a genuinely catchy and well made song on top of being hilarious.

[@TeejR18]

No we don’t we play the same things over and over again and every song by people like Sam Fender and Tom Walker all sound exactly the same and they’re so ass why don’t they play some rap for once ( the only American rap they play in Eminem and that’s all blurred out so what’s the point)

[@charliedeegan1598]

​@@TeejR18 Theres this amazing thing where you can listen to whatever music you want. All you want.

[@TeejR18]

@@charliedeegan1598 Ik it’s all I do nowadays radio sucks ass

[@CanadianDestroyerZM]

How is “Put it Down” not S tier?

[@Kaioplo3232]

Really idk

[@QuaaaaaD]

Right? should be in S-tier for the chorus alone.

[@m0odiEsubz23]

Honestly the only reason i actually liked that song was because of cartmans part

[@RegularJoe30]

THANK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT!

[@theultimatepie3572]

The “no one cares” when Hillary Clinton comes in had my sides hurting

[@Level3Lifestyle]

Fun fact- Brian Boitano still uses his Southpark version as his profile picture on Twitter

[@StealthySpace7]

Holy cow you're right

[@PrinceSoph]

I mean, wouldn't you?

[@RockNRollHorrorshow]

He also reworked the song for his cooking show he had for a short time "What Would Brian Boitano Make"

[@spencershaw4419]

The “Crab People” chant is beyond S-Tier.

[@citlallyramirez3548]

Crab people, crab people, taste like crab 🦀 talk like people 🚶🏾

[@wombat4191]

The only reason it didn't make the list is that it's not a South Park song, it's Crab people song. Crab people themselves are way beyond South Park.

[@whoisezekiel2099]

CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. TASTE LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE.

[@BABeier]

s+

[@29jemo]

Fun fact about the main theme song. When first presented it was believed to be too slow to fit into the intro time-limit. They sped it up and used it. The ending is the main theme’s music at the original speed.

[@Camsvfx_]

I noticed on the intro in the earlier seasons during cartmans part it gets louder and more sped up but that might just be my streaming service lagging

[@Lesiu442]

Tbh its for the better. Original theme song is too cursed for me

[@mondo6163]

@@Lesiu442 the fan animations where the boys are held captive are great tho

[@-velsbellz-]

​@@mondo6163fr

[@CottonRamen]

Didn't Primus write it for them too?

[@wormwoodcocktail]

🎧 *Songs:* 👍 _C Tier_ 4:55 Burn Down Hot Topic 5:36 The Imagination Song 6:10 Work, Sl-t 6:47 Turds 7:17 A Witch Pursuit Thing 8:14 Super Fun Time 8:46 Faith in Christ 9:28 Hippetus Hoppitus 10:03 Cheesy Poofs advertising jingle 10:29 Rebecca’s Song 11:08 Shelley, Shelley 11:54 Stinky Britches 12:13 My Future Self n’ Me 12:51 French Canada 13:36 Locked Up in Here 14:23 We Can Live Together 15:03 People Now 15:45 Jewelry Polka 16:35 Living in the Future 17:08 Canada on Strike 17:42 Cigarettes All Hidey-Lidey Day 18:20 Bike Parde 18:51 Timmy (feat. The Lords of the Underworld) 19:52 Now You’re A Man ✨ _B Tier_ 21:07 I’ve Got A Ring (On My Finger) 21:48 You Gotta Do (What You Wanna Do) 22:24 The _Princess Kenny_ theme song 22:52 Wendy’s audition song 23:34 Cafeteria Fraiche 24:00 Waitin’ On a Woman 24:45 I Can Change 25:24 Getting Gay With Kids + Getting Gay With Kids (Reprise) 26:19 Put That Heart to Work 26:54 A Lonely Jew (On Christmas) 27:30 Push 27:48 Hell Isn’t Good 28:25 Worldwide Privacy Tour 29:02 Taco Flavoured Kisses + Ben, You Are So Perfect 29:38 Sea People (And Me!) 30:06 Why Can’t I Be Like Other Kids? 30:48 Fightin’ Round the World 31:19 Sexual Harassment Panda 32:01 Jesus, Baby 33:08 Vote or Die 33:51 Love Gravy (feat. Elton John) 34:38 Uncle F-cker 34:52 _Chinpokemon_ theme song 35:35 The Ballad of James Cameron 36:09 Lake Tardicaca Hula Girl 36:37 Where Has My Country Gone? 37:26 A Chorus of Wieners 38:04 I Love You (Social Distancing) 38:44 You and C’Thulu 39:26 Merry F-cking Christmas ⭐️ _A Tier_ 40:21 My Robot Friend 40:51 The Yelper’s Special 41:36 Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo 42:17 Hot Lava 42:44 We Missed You, Randy 43:39 Poo Choo Train 44:37 Strong Woman 45:00 Make Bullying Kill Itself 45:51 The Ballad of Tweek and Craig 46:29 The Prostitute Song 47:08 Christmas Time in Hell 47:47 Unfulfilled 48:38 Loo Loo Loo (I’ve Got Some Apples) 48:58 Give Life a Try (Eric, We Don’t Want You To Die) 49:37 Make It Right 50:11 I’ve Got Something in My Front Pocket (For You) 50:43 My Girl Ain’t No Hobbit 51:33 It’s Easy, Mmkay 52:25 Faith + 1 Medley 53:02 Somalian Pirates, We 53:22 I’m a Little Bit Country 54:16 I’m Gonna Make Love To You, Woman 54:56 Fingerbang 55:27 Work, Mexican, Work 56:19 Chocolate Salty Balls 57:24 I’m Super! (Thanks for Asking!) 58:22 Joseph Smith 59:21 The Ballad of Lemmiwinks 1:00:03 Put It Down (If You’re President) 1:01:07 Mountain Town + Mountain Town (Reprise) 1:02:12 Simultaneous 🏆 _S Tier_ 1:03:17 Driedel 1:04:39 It’s Butters! 1:04:58 Safe Space 1:06:00 What Would Brian Boitano Do? 1:07:31 The Circle of Poo 1:08:47 The _South Park_ opening theme 1:09:11 Jackin’ It (In San Diego) 1:10:25 Got to Have a Montage 1:11:31 Blame Canada 1:12:42 Minorities (At my Water Park) 1:13:49 Gay Fish 1:14:52 Up There 1:16:07 Let’s Fighting Love 1:17:03 Kyle’s Mom 1:18:20 La Resistance 1:21:03 Crab People *Edit:* Where is “Let’s Come Together as a School”? And “Beef and Lamb, Chicken and Ham”?

[@beepbeepboopbop1425]

Better question, where is 'No Substitute' by chef?

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@beepbeepboopbop1425 finally, someone who understands

[@beepbeepboopbop1425]

@@wormwoodcocktail 💪🏼💪🏼

[@unofonseca2862]

Jackin it for the Looooord!

[@gameofpwns1165]

No "Christmas Time Is Once A Year" either, one of my faves

[@Eddietheteddie]

Honestly, the hot topic song is good because of how hilarious it is as a parody of goth music. They are very on point

[@matthewbless3335]

Yeah, I felt it was *massively* underappreciated in this list. It's not completely iconic, but it's such an effective parody of Goth/Emo music that I'd put it a bit higher

[@sageisnotaplant99]

I was thinking the same thing

[@chiron540]

When I listened to the band Joy Division a while ago, it would remind me of the Hot Topic song. I think that's a sign of how accurate of a parody it is.

[@teacookieYT]

Same! I was excited when it first debuted because it was a catchy parody of my kind of subculture’s music. 🤣 The goth kids are my favorite anyway though, so I know I’m biased lol !

[@SnoopyReads]

Yeah, that is one of the catchiest and smartest songs lyrically South Park has ever done

[@Freakphone]

Personally, I think that Push/Feeling Good on a Wednesday is one of the best. It's unlike anything I've heard on the show, and the double meaning of "and now we push" being a call to action for solidarity but also just Randy writing all of his songs on the toilet is both great musically and absolutely hilarious. The wholesome yet nonsensical ending made this for me. Also, Butters dancing to it in his tutu is just perfect.

[@ElsanneJ]

Ditto

[@Mastershaley]

this !!!

[@heikkiheinonen6745]

Definitely S-tier song!

[@guillermoreyesamores1291]

where is it ranked?

[@liviwaslost]

@@guillermoreyesamores1291B tier

[@JDvb23]

If we talk about the meaning behind every song, la resistance has the most and arguably best meaning. La resistance is about fighting for what you believe until you die, considering the movie is about freedom of speech, parents passing blame, and other things wrong with many countries, it’s absolutely beautiful and holds up fantastically to this day

[@emmalee8615]

P Diddy caught me so off guard-

[@tommy18o]

Your a victim?!

[@StarDustZ0]

Kaito momota pfp!!

[@Simjim_32]

Ain’t no party like a diddy party

[@justsomeguy2743]

People forget the movie was literally their last hurrah as the show was getting cancelled so they went all in which is why the music init is phenomenal it’s genuinely one of the best musicals around as the songs are top notch

[@pugtheviolist1865]

Did it still get cancelled or nah?

[@wormwoodcocktail]

1:04:21 If you like these leitmotifs being incorporated here, check out Sweeney Todd if you haven’t already.

[@KaiTheTyrant]

It wasn’t getting canceled, they just thought it was going to be canceled

[@DIEGOSHAY]

That isn’t true. The show was chugging along fine.

[@Simjim_32]

@@DIEGOSHAY the creators of the show thought it wasn’t going to get a fourth season so instead put everything into the movie but after the movie was a success Comedy Central greenlit a fourth season.

[@fab.912]

I'm so glad there's people out there who rate La Resistance as one of the best South Park songs. I love a lot of them, but the way parts from the other movie songs (which are already bangers by themselves) to form one song is honestly so impressive. It's a song I always go back and listen to

[@ridensroom6957]

In war, you're shat upon. Perfect line

[@fab.912]

@@ridensroom6957 Honestly, Gregory's last verse is amazing lol

[@RFGfotografie]

I find it intersting how Chocolate Salty Balls is still played on the Dutch radio stations when we have a top 500 of wrong hour and/or the 90's. It's the only South Park song that is heared by millions each year and it's so good :P

[@Luic1987]

Aye, same happens in the UK too, especially around xmas / new year time (it was a New Year's No1)

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Dutch people like vulgar comedy, I have found.

[@benjaminnowack8433]

Hippitus Hoppitus is one of my favorite moments in that episode. It's set to the tune of "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" The joke just works so well.

[@ellaspain8443]

someone has probably said this but the reason the guitar riff in “i’ve got a ring on my finger” sounds so accurate is because it’s the same one used in the jonas brothers song “SOS”

[@jakubl8917]

Put it Down is a 10/10 song

[@JoshieMadhatt]

Has been said a million times but Cartman's rap verse goes fucking HAARD

[@jakubl8917]

@@JoshieMadhatt ikr, genuinely such a banger verse

[@SanjaSleipnir]

@@JoshieMadhattcertified hood classic

[@tyler.the.creep.2100]

@@JoshieMadhattthe only good part about that song

[@n3rds_n_sk1ttles]

people are dying, the fault is our own..

[@imhaydenfn]

A one hour blooms video? On a Friday? What an amazing way to start the weekend!

[@thedudex2644]

I could not agree more.

[@jamesHemlock]

and it’s homecoming

[@tippiebekfast]

​@@jamesHemlockI'm coming home again Do you think about me now and then? Do you think about me now and then? 'Cause I'm coming home again

[@jopun3691]

Is he reviewing stuff? He shall enjoy some buggers and cum.

[@reidtoons9344]

All Of The Movie Songs He Ranked 24:53 I Can Change 27:54 Hell Isn’t Good 34:40 Uncle F**ka 51:36 It’s Easy Mkay 57:26 I’m Super 1:01:09 Quiet Mountain Town 1:06:01 What Would Brian Boitano Do? 1:11:26 Blame Canada 1:14:52 Up There 1:17:07 Kyles Mom 1:18:19 La Resistance

[@Bloomser]

Uncle F*cka is in there at 34:40, I just forgot to narrate it lol

[@reidtoons9344]

@@Bloomser oh ok I’ll change my thing

[@Christoff070]

How does the imagination song go again

[@Act1onJonny]

​@@Christoff070it starts with Imaaginaation.

[@dolphinhispanic]

Funny enough, I can change is my favorite

[@pureeye6401]

Minorities at my waterpark is so amazing and emotional. Its in my head at random times and then i stop what im doing and go listen to a south park playlist. My favs being gay fish, minorities, up ther ❤...good fking video Edit. OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT TO THE #1 SPOT AND IM FREAKING OUT!! I TOTALLY AGGREEE ITS SO UNDERRATED AND HAS BEEN MY FAVOURITE FROM THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE MOVIE....sheesh...its still my favourite movie of all time..

[@Mattex21]

Ngl I love randomly pumping "Jackin it" in the car with friends 😤

[@sassoatomico]

To me La Resistance just completely embodies why South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is amazing: it feels huge, it feels like it has a bigger scope than anything else the show ever did, it maintains the show's comedy and foundation, but it is also the beginning a climax to everything we just saw happening in the film. In that sense, I think just like the movie it could've been on average South Park quality and it would've been fine, but Matt and Trey managed to make it the biggest best South Park adventure we've ever got to this day, and no episode, no Paramount Special, no episode Trilogy comes even close to the greatness of the film.

[@James-ke4gq]

Dude I completely understand c tier doesn’t mean bad but burnin down hot topic is so fucking funny and legit a great homage to real goth music

[@suavewolf1994]

Completely missed the chance to have the death metal song "Get Me Off This Farm" with Stan's screaming lol

[@VivaSativaMusic]

It's a "cover" (sorta, they just added some lines from Butters over the original track) so it wouldn't count. Unfortunate too, that's a Top 5 South Park moment personally.

[@CrowRider1999]

Y’know, I think this list made me realize how much I like vocals clashing in songs. La Resistance is memorable for me because of how it gets the other central plots all together in one big mashup (plus Butters falling down with the flag is adorable). Dreidel does it too with all the vocals clashing together with Gerald professing his love for Courtney (lol). It even got me thinking of We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Encanto because near the end of it, all the stories about Bruno simultaneously come together in this chaotic sequence and it abruptly cuts when they all say “He’s here!” and it’s awesome how they do it! So…I guess I’m big on that sort of thing in music. Huh.

[@juliacondensada]

I recommend you the songs "Non Stop" from Hamilton, "96000" from In the Heights, "Happy Ending" from Twisted and "This Had Better Come To a Stop" from Falsettos! Both Hamilton and In The Heights were written by the same guy who wrote the Encanto soundtrack!

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887]

​@@juliacondensadaYESSSS I love This Had Better Come To A Stop

[@Tanekoshima]

Burn down hot topic is basically a stereotypical goth rock song, I showed this back in the day to a friend who's into goth culture and she cracked up, even at something so simple and mostly just background filler lol

[@trevkivela9426]

Having jewelry polka so low is a crime

[@254zero]

I never realized just how many songs South Park has made over all the years. Definitely something I didn't appreciate enough. And watching this made me also realize that I must rewatch the movie, it's been too long.

[@rundlet1658]

For the Dreidel song at 1:04:00, a better word to describe it would be a round, where each person sings a different part that first together in harmony. A good example is row your boat. A more modern approach would be something like Phish's Bouncing Around The Room Awesome video lol

[@principals16842]

A round has everyone singing the same melody, so maybe "quodlibet" instead? It's a fun song in any case, and an awesome video.

[@jcurses]

I never thought of "Wendy's Audition" as a song, but that's very much down to associating it with my childhood and the similar songs we sang. It was a great bit when we were younged.

[@holybamboozler]

*There once was a farmer who lived on a rock*

[@tcrain9]

Don't think I saw "Craig's Mom's Bush" on the list. But that one is catchy and funny

[@Notdumderg]

The Mormon song is an homage to a long monty python sketch from season 3 called Dennis Moore. Dennis Moore is a Robin Hood-esque character redistributing wealth from the rich to the poor. After each of his actions a choir slowly starts turning the Dum Dum Dums to describe him, coming to a conclusion when he’s finally switched to stealing from the poor since the previous poor has now become the wealthy. The music starts singing the reverse of ‘he steals from the poor, and gives to the rich… stupid bitch!’ In which Moore finally hears the choir describing his actions and realizing wealth redistribution is far more complex than initially thought. Its a classic bit that is unfortunately under-appreciated because its overshadowed by some of their other gags.

[@opie_yt]

As someone who loves musicals, and sings tenor, Gregory’s sustained high note over all other vocals singing their respective songs that all come together at the end of La Resistance gives me chills every time I hear it. This should have won a Tony, nevermind an Oscar

[@Brendo2386]

Yes this is an amazing track!

[@typhoonthunder]

The way every single song combines into one at the end of La Resistance… it’s pure ear-fucking magic

[@rapidkraken2638]

I don't want magic to fuck my ears

[@RNS_Aurelius]

This video was so nostalgic for me. I remember staying up way too late watching South Park on Comedy Central, downloading the songs on my first ever phone and showing it to my school friends. I haven't watched South Park in close to a decade but I'll never forget some of these songs.

[@SparrowNR]

Glad you rated Put It Down so well. It's an underrated song, and not for what it is alone... It's such a great way to weave the two main plots of that episode in a way that is both heartfelt and with a funny bait-and-switch. The curtain raising to the entire class in choir robes for the chorus is **chef's kiss**.

[@repugnant__6379]

The Diddy bit is super sinister with context

[@DrJones0801]

The part in La Resistance where the other children start singing with Gregory always gives me goosebumps.

[@LosersRus_2]

La resistance is clearly the best song and I’m glad you agree 😁

[@totally_not_putin]

Nah that opinion conflicts with mine so your opinion is objectively wrong lol

[@noahluvrr]

​@@totally_not_putinthen what's the best song in South Park?

[@lloydmartel]

@@noahluvrr the one that the mouse with the pee pee sang

[@travis_mke]

"Do What You Wanna Do" is criminally underrated here

[@LK-jg1go]

Definitely agree

[@istrumguitars]

They *left out* the songs from the movie in their tournament? How could they leave out Blame Canada or Mountain Town? Really, that entire soundtrack was some of their best work-maybe they just didn’t want it to overshadow the show.

[@SAYoung15]

I do not accept that the cash for gold song is this low. I laughed so hard the first time I heard it

[@Adog00]

Oh heck yeah a South Park song ranking?? I love this already and I haven’t watched yet

[@maggou90]

Absolutely agree. La Resistance is hilarious and genius at the same time. Up until that point the movie has three different plotlines. The children, the partents and hell. Right after the song the plot moves to the final location being the festival where all three plotlines converge, literally in a single location that doesn't change until the credits, taking all of the third-act. La Resistance is the ending of the second act. It visually combines all plots and does it musically, too, while being over the top and funny as hell.

[@imnotemoipromise7561]

la resistance is AMAZING. absolutely underrated, SO catchy and it really hits me in my musical theater obsession.

[@DarknessTheDragon640]

"I think i still prefer chocolate salty balls" - bloomser 56:30

[@HorusDeathtouch]

Sexual Harrassment Panda was my ringtone back when i was like 18-19. It was crudely recorded frok the tv bit it was fine lol. The Fun With Weapons "japanese" song is currently my wake up alarm and has been for a few years now. I know the whole chorus phonetically and am always singing it to myself.

[@miloyall]

When I first heard “the ring” I thought it was actually a Jonas brothers song. It captures that boyband energy so damn well that I thought against all odds the Jonas brothers genuinely gave them rights to that song.

[@Pennywise-nx4jz]

The tobacco song is gold tho let's be honest. I used to sing it all the time at work, especially on smoke breaks

[@254zero]

One of my favorites. "if I get cancer at 80 who cares, who wants to live to 90 anyways" always makes me laugh

[@KingZion187]

Not even in B tier

[@h3ck774]

@@KingZion187 def b tier tf outta here shits S

[@novapariah8135]

One of my favourites

[@Somefrickface]

When the worst of the worst is described as “nothing special,” you know you’ve got a next level discography

[@StealthySpace7]

28:18 to add context, he didn't ask because he was ashamed or anything, it's just that Metallica was at their peak at the time and any member doing literally anything apart from the band would have been awful for their PR

[@DamianFloresRF]

RUN, RUN, THE BATTLE'S ON, WIKILEAKS AND LEMMYWINKS, RUN, RUN, THE BATTLE'S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON...

[@ayo184]

GO LEMMIWINKS.. STOP WIKILEAKS

[@davidplace2849]

The young Terrence & Philip song "Chicken and Ham" will forever be my favourite. Cannot help but sing it at some point every day.

[@tylerseidel809]

I am SO happy to see your number one pick... the musicality of it is completely unmatched, and it wasn't even until years after hearing it that I found out what it was a parody of.

[@TheCatIndeed]

I was so happy to see La Resistance at #1. I’m a huge fan of musical theater, and my favorite song is always that epic third-act ensemble number before the climax. And along with One Day More from Les Mis and Tonight (Quintet) from West Side Story, La Resistance is my favorite example of it. It’s not only super funny, but also insanely epic and hard not to get swept up in. It just keeps building up, and by the end you completely forget what movie you’re watching.

[@Some_Dumb_Nerd]

I don’t think anyone mentioned it, but is that an 8-Bit version of “Blame Canada” I hear in the background?

[@BayOfWulf]

if i remember correctly that might be from the first south park game when you venture into canada

[@Some_Dumb_Nerd]

@@BayOfWulf oh that’s neat

[@raistlarn]

Trey Parker is fluent in Japanese. So the songs with Japanese lyrics are actually saying stuff in Japanese. An example is in "Let's Fighting Love" when they go meta and talk about how the song does not make any sense and how they do it all the time in one of the verses.

[@npcimknot958]

The whole song is about balls is what makes it so funny LOOOL

[@MarthaRose92]

I am a huge fan of musicals so La Resistance hits just right for me. It’s clearly a Les Miz inspired song but I even get hints of West Side Story. Also my favorite kind of musical theatre songs are the songs where they take all the central plots and blend them together for a huge number.

[@jeffrowisdabest]

Same! I can't believe that song wasn't nominated, but Blame Canada was. But then again, there were 5 or 6 songs that could've made it.

[@justmeandmythoughts9839]

As a Mormon, the Mormon song will always be one of my absolute favorites

[@nataliaborys1554]

My personal favourite is Put It Down, although I have to admit, the songs you put above it are also great, and certainly more iconic. Kyle's Mom's A Bitch sometimes unironically gets stuck in my head, it's very catchy

[@YogurtIsGreat]

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[@thatbicuriousFictionkin18]

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[@YogurtIsGreat]

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[@thatbicuriousFictionkin18]

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[@parasitepreachr]

I just recently got into South Park and have only watched the whole show once through so i love videos like this to revisit the awesome music as i rewatch them, thanks for taking the time to make this!

[@Hana.Behl-Lecter]

Gay Fish will forever live in my head rent free even when I haven't heard it in years. Back in ye olden days there used to be a text based service called ChaCha that you could text questions to and get answers. I remember texting it "do you like fish sticks?" and actually got something to the effect of "what do you think I am, a gay fish?" as a response. Absolutely made my day.

[@gehdenagena669]

Just rewatched the movie and I forgot how good all the songs were, truly a masterpiece

[@miloyall]

What happened to the lemmiwinks battle song? I still get shivers to “run run the battles on, wiki leaks, lemmiwinks” it’s such a banger.

[@Mastershaley]

gotta say i would i think push is one of the best songs the show has ever produced - i can’t count how many times i have unironically put it on when i’ve been listening to music. it’s a genuinely good song filled w lots of innuendo & double entendres about randy literally going to bathroom. plus them getting such an amazing musician like sia to do the vocals for lorde is so damn iconic.

[@AntiFreak321]

I love how south park knows that people dont stutter while singing. Alot of people who stutter actually speak somewhat rythmicly to avoid stuttering.

[@jorgeoviedo870]

The reason for "Now you're a man" playing at the end of Big gay Al's boat ride was to advertise "Orgazmo." The movie didn't get any advertising since it was rated NC 17.

[@NivetFox]

"tuned into discord stream" noise at 5:38, really freaked me out since I was not in a discord call

[@Bloomser]

My bad lol

[@miss80smoviesandmusic]

I hope Matt & Trey eventually release the entire Faith Plus 1 album!! Would make for a great Record Store Day surprise.

[@HoratioFitzbastard]

I need 'Body Of Christ' on 45 at least 😂

[@miss80smoviesandmusic]

@@HoratioFitzbastard that would be awesome! They have put a few out over the years. Did you hear the entire 25th anniversary concert is getting a vinyl release?

[@insaneclownpossum]

7:47 I always interpreted it as Matt and Trey writing anything into the script besides "witch hunt" because it's been said so many times, not as the dads just don't know the phrase. I thought it was a poking fun at pop culture moment but I could be wrong, it could be that literal.

[@lotussness]

Dude. It's 1am right now. Your long form videos are surprisingly good as background noise for homework. You plus Johnny 2 Cellos. Before watching this though, i looked in playlist for a playlist consisting of your southpark videos but didn't find one. I highly request you create one since it's really helpful incase I want to binge watch or something

[@OnlineWerds]

This list is perfect to me. Absolutely perfect. Solid job, man.

[@KalyansNorpola-zw9lo]

I’m honestly really glad that you placed most of “South Park: bigger, longer, and uncut” songs pretty high. I don’t know why but most people put the songs way low on their list especially La Resistance. which kinda pisses me off cuz this movie musical thing has some of the best songs in South Park history and La Resistance is an absolute banger and is also my favorite. The songs in this movie are really catchy, like extremely. I will just randomly start singing them in my day-to-day life. I don’t get why people rank these songs so low, these songs are works of art. So thanks for placing the “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut” songs higher then mostly every person I know that has watched or listened the the movies soundtrack.

[@nychthemeral]

The Jewelry Polka bit is so entertaining to me for no reason. It's so fun to pick apart the voices and just sing along and go insane by the end. The FBW characters got annoyed at my character for not choosing quick enough because I was singing

[@-ac-8296]

It's definitely S tier

[@Rosymaple]

FINALLY, someone recognizes the greatness of La Resistance!! It's been my favorite song from any musical since I first heard it!

[@doggishcat8309]

I think Wendy's audition song is actually a cover; I remember hearing a similar playground song when I was a kid, that had the exact same tune and theme of sounding like the lyric is about to be something profane. "Miss Lucy Had A Steamer" was how I learned it, but it apparently also goes by "Miss Suzy".

[@avocadozombie5918]

For the Jonas brothers one. As a someone who was obsessed with them as a young it is a direct rip of sos down to the " bye bye"

[@stellacatb]

i can’t help but notice a lack of Ladder to Heaven… one of my faves for sure

[@DutchCoffee87]

where were yuuuuu

[@mikegoldscher5978]

911.

[@cr0okedkami]

“Tomorrow night! our lives will change! Tomorrow night! we’ll be entertained” pops up into my head atleast 9 times a day. Can’t help but agree with La Resistance at the #1 spot

[@sageisnotaplant99]

Burn Down Hot Topic is underrated as hell because it’s a great parody of goth music

[@ErnonFloundee23]

Well, ‘Vote or Die’ has aged like fine milk after Diddy did his deeds.

[@23mustang32]

My favorite part of “Where has my country gone” is when it references Chuck Mangione lol

[@Never-zb1ez]

Yes La resistance definetly deserves the number 1 Spot. The medley is on point and to this day i still sing "Though you die, La resistance lives on" every time i see the word resistance written anywhere. I still prefer "Minorities in my water park" though, because it has hands down the best musical moment in Southpark. Cartmans delivery when he sings " and the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip-Line-ride". The genuine anguish in his voice when he sings about somthing this stupid kills me every single time.

[@mhxistenz]

What a trip down memory lane! I still sing so many of these. While I don't agree with some of the rankings, this is a very entertaining video. Thanks.

[@cnnr_]

I know you said you wouldn't include covers, but Live to win is so iconic it's definitely needs a special mention.

[@RilkeanKisses]

"Burning Down Hot Topic" is an homage to 80s goth music, think The Cure, and "Living in the Future" is a homage to 70s electronic music like Kraftwerk. Those rank high to me personally just due to the fact that they're fun renditions of more niche music genres. Also "La Resistance" is an amazing homage to Les Miserable's "One Day More" Especially with the overlapping vocals. Matt and Trey nail every genre they try!

[@93KirstenMarie]

Great watch! Thanks for the commentary!

[@Number1Christophefan]

I love the fact that when Christophe was dying he singed La resistance ❤

[@NareezyB]

I'm all for everyone having their own opinion, but I think "Shelly, Shelly" being rated so low is criminal...

[@trentterryfriends3934]

You forgot a few Wishing Tree by Mr. Jefferson Third Grade by Cartman No Substitute by The Chef Douche and Turd Trapped In The Closest (I'd say this fits in as more of a parody than a straight up cover) I don't know the name of the song but Kyle sang a very emotional Ballard for Castro to bring peace in Cuba

[@jacobrickayzen2744]

I love your list and so agree with your no. 1 choice. I agree - it seamlessly combines every plotline, every character, many songs established into a great, cohesive medly

[@willcozine3795]

no song has ever been stuck in my head for a longer consecutive stretch than Let's Fighting Love