Bloopers 2019 ~ Dominic Noble

All my many many interruptions, mistakes and distractions of 2019
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[@keiribbit]

"With children you never know if they're being murdered... or if it's just Tuesday." I FELT that.

[@k1tkat-kate]

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[@Heavenlyhounds96]

It's always Tuesday far as I'm concerned. Just presume it to be Tuesday.

[@vivianfox5115]

It must be Tuesday, never could get the hang of Tuesdays.

[@katieb.1184]

me too.

[@harmonicajay91]

My building is right next to a swimming pool. When summer hits, those little bastards scream like they are being burned alive.

[@shebjess]

Calluna helping him pronounce "Anonymity" never stops being adorable

[@shawnwales696]

Especially when you realize the word was probably "autonomy" not anonymity.

[@arachne6074]

Relationship goals am I right? Lol!

[@AlbintheOctopus]

“Aman.....BABE HELP”

[@mirjanbouma]

@@AlbintheOctopus I love how he calls her babe! There's something so cute about it! I ship those two ♥️

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Are they still together? I haven't seen her in his videos, or any of his bloopers since... I think the 50 Shades bloops.

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

“Why am I having trouble with the word consensual?” Probably because the book did as well!

[@DubiousConsumption]

*rimshot*

[@elenpena42564]

Him getting distracted by petting and playing with cats are the best parts of the video.

[@Nejvyn]

Concept: Dom starting a review in a clean black shirt and ending it covered in an inch-thick layer of cat hair that slowly built up over the video's runtime.

[@LordOfTheTermites]

For a cats lost in adaptation

[@alexisflores6678]

@@LordOfTheTermites maybe the real review was the Cats we cosplayed along the way

[@mirjanbouma]

I dig it

[@thea4676]

Calluna teaching you how to say the word (and then you remembering that's not even the right word) is freaking adorable.

[@Roadent1241]

I had that with a friend trying to teach her how to say MAD-am instead of ma-DAM, it was not as adorable. She could say it after I said it but not in line.

[@honeydew75]

right, so cute

[@sashsoph6587]

It almost would have been easier with an Australian accent that separates the syllables further I feel like calluna doesn’t have to watch tv anymore, she can just witness Dom fall over himself

[@SuperFanGirl-gp1vo]

Especially when he gets frustrated and she is just 'it's okay'

[@eiffapearson4628]

Me and the word thistle

[@Melissa_Marvel]

Alternative title: Old man yells at life happening outside his window.

[@Melissa_Marvel]

and pets his cats

[@BG12sofia]

1:34 Can't help imagining you guys as an old couple. Dominic: Babe? Calluna: Your hypertension pills are on the second drawer. Dominic: Thank you!

[@elgostine]

it legitimately is....theres always one who has decent memory and the other whose memory is the consistancy of putty

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

I lost it at 'Sir Terry Pratchett, stop that at once!'

[@ConversationBomb]

I want a novel where Sir Terry Pratchet reincarnated into Neil Gaiman's housecat.

[@candiestorie176]

@@ConversationBomb That would be so cute and possibly make me cry :')

[@ConversationBomb]

@@candiestorie176 Me too, but they would be happy tears. :) I am imagining a scene where Neil is in his study writing and "Sir Terry" knocks something off his desk and Neil says something like, "You're right, that didn't belong there." :)

[@candiestorie176]

@@ConversationBomb D'awwwww :)

[@astridjl85]

i am new here, and until that remark i just assumed it was called certari

[@mementolin]

"All my bloopers are about cats now" And what adorable little blooper-makers you have.

[@padfootblack5503]

“I will throw you in a hat and send you to the desert” my new favorite threat

[@starshapedseal]

calluna is #1 supportive and helpful gf, we should all aspire to be calluna. what an absolute icon.

[@woodbbl]

Except for that one time she tried to murder him with a novelty sized old timey telephone...

[@antheathetiefling8581]

@@woodbbl that was Reginald

[@nikki607]

Cats: demanding attention at the most inopportune times since BC

[@PhoenixRebellion01]

Can we have merch that says "I don't know whether children are being murdered or if it's just Tuesday" please? 😂😂

[@slashingkatie7872]

Dom and Calluna make a gender flip reboot of My Fair Lady

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

This just made me picture one of Dom's little sketches where he's wearing a dress and a huge hat, while Calluna is dressed like a 19th century gentleman in a tophat and mustache.

[@cleothehermetichermeticist8391]

“Oh my knee. God I’m old.” Dude I’m 18 and I got down to pray the other day and when I stood up my knee felt like it snapped in half whenever I stood up so I guess I’m old too.

[@IceRiver1020]

I'm 19 and both of my knees started hurting when I was running up the stairs a few weeks ago, I was like "what is happening?"

[@greendayfecer]

Oh man, wait till you hit your mid twenties. My body is reacting to most food I’ve eaten FoR YeArs very strangely. Stomachs galore, and I hate it.

[@cleothehermetichermeticist8391]

greendayfecer man my knee popped constantly for like a week. I got to the point I had to get down on one knee and put my weight on my foot so my knee wasn’t on the ground so as I’m trying my darndest to get that sweet sweet salvation i’m faceplanting into a book shelf every ten seconds.

[@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210]

greendayfecer I'm thirteen and that's literally happening to me. Great.

[@emjenkins464]

I got (potentially hypermobility caused) knee problems at 14 and now I'm 17 with Arthritis everywhere...so in other words look after your body

[@maximellow5745]

Babe?! Ana-nymity! That part killed me

[@sigridhorn2408]

“This book is turning me French” Isn’t that every good French novel’s effect on us

[@1701Rafael]

"I hate tea" All the British people are screaming after that line.

[@ConversationBomb]

More like, "tut-tuting" as they judge in silence.

[@hrhargyll]

To be fair, tea in the States is generally shocking.

[@searchingfororion]

@aromantic - I absolutely love your handle! (aromatically of course) 💚💛🧡🖤!

[@hrhargyll]

Hans Hanzo Well, on the occasions I’ve been there, which was a while ago now, to be fair.

[@CHEESEPUFF_7]

Tut-tut

[@racheltimmons2518]

I would buy a t shirt that says “Sir Terry Pratchett, you stop that at once!”

[@kylpyvene]

Every time I wear my "one by one the penguins steal my sanity"- shirt everyone feels the need to comment and ask about it

[@sharkofjoy]

I had that shirt twenty years ago (oh my god I'm old)

[@sternentigerkatze]

I still couldn't figure out where that line is from, its ingenius, though!

[@CloudburstSapphire]

that dark purple shirt and tie with the black vest is *G o r g e o u s* oh my gosh- 16:00 oh no the fULL NAME

[@Grim_Sister]

Cat Dad’s angry

[@Elly-z7q]

Now I kind of want to get Dom a “words are hard” T-shirt or something Edit: Maybe a supervisor thing as well (Joobs the cat)

[@Zapporah85]

I will buy it!

[@Midorikonokami]

Dom put this in your store!!

[@sternentigerkatze]

@@Midorikonokami It's merch from EvanandKatelyn

[@cholten99]

Possibly the most enjoyable 20 mins of 2020 so far :-)

[@Zapporah85]

Definitely in the top ten;

[@sirrliv]

Maybe even the Top 20 :P

[@Grim_Sister]

The only 20 minutes of pure joy in this otherwise miserable year

[@alarcon99]

What do we say to the god of Death ? Dominic: *He sly-slide splitting Skabinging boongin*

[@hadrian8712]

Thanatos?

[@TheSpookyTuna]

gOnNa GeT bIg BoY hAiR aNy DaY nOw genuinely had me in hysterics😂

[@bi_cycle]

Calluna has such a lovely laugh, and the two of you seem so cute and happy together. I'm really happy for you.

[@chenoaholdstock3507]

DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING WHILE WATCHING THIS. it's too funny. You will spit it out. Source: was drinking coffee.

[@alexn5743]

I live dangerously: I'm drinking a craft beer while watching.

[@vanessar.6085]

I saw an Amish romance at my local thrift store. I thought of you....and couldn't stop laughing. This just brings the entire experience full circle.

[@apizzathatgiantforthesimpl5191]

When the first sentence of a video from Dom is "Fuck off, geese", you know you're in for a treat.

[@felinefriends7797]

5:02 Dominic: I'm turning into a crazy cat lady Scene transition: Cosplay goes on to prove Dominic has become Wisp

[@JustPixelNoIDontWantAnyNumbers]

There is nothing better than seeing Dom with this look on his face while running on the spot in a dress...Im gonna abuse that as a Gif so much

[@JenamDrag0n]

I laughed way too hard at the "Look at me! I'm Cersei Lannister! I'm gonna drink wine on the balcony for like, two seasons."

[@sigyn3976]

This was great. Calluna's pronunciation lesson, Wisp and Sir Terry, the singing, the snake hips, you singing to the cats, all so much fun. Speaking of which, along your road to becoming a cat lady, you should probably invest in a few lint rollers. They do wonders when Link gets cat hair all over my clothes. Also, how can you hate tea? Isn't the love of a good cuppa just embedded in British DNA? (Joking, of course.)

[@greensam92]

Him telling Sir Terry that they both know it's the latter option but they have to go through the motions feels like a very Terry Pratchett thing to say.

[@Kaydiasez]

Anyone else just MELT when his mum says "hello gorgeous" or is it just me? ❤❤❤

[@curiousKuro16]

I'm always comforted to know I'm not the only one who talks to my closed windows at my loud neighbors.

[@IAmTheAce5]

starring Calluna, Sir Terry, and Sir Wesley

[@vrededromer8955]

Sound of Music references and Hamilton songs, just made this even better than it already was

[@EveryDayALittleDeath]

Ah, I see I'm not the only theatre nerd around here

[@zarinaa1135]

Yes! Musicals for the win!

[@lux0rd01]

Dom is so comfortable in his masculinity and I'm here for it

[@wonderorsupergirl]

Yesssss king!!!!

[@justbeyondthecornerproduct3540]

I want "All my bloopers are about cats now" on a shirt

[@tallbookish]

This is spectacular. If anyone wants to know how Brits handle the minor inconveniences of life, watch this video.

[@dragoness7181]

Those few seconds of Dom and his mom. Me: aaah, my heart! Feelings! ❤️

[@maximilandriel]

How cute is that: "Hello gorgeous"♥️♥️

[@ambers628]

I melted twice: when you asked for Calluna's help with anonymous & when your mom called & called you gorgeous 💚💚💚💚

[@janavanbellingen8531]

I love how well-dressed you are in your videos. Always great to see someone take good care of themselves and their appearance

[@cheyenneoliver5184]

0:06 Anytime I happen to be walking by a house and I hear children screaming, I sometimes wonder if they're being abused or something, or if they're just being kids.

[@wearelegion1163]

Cheyenne Oliver 🤣 My middle child had the most blood-curdling scream when she was little! She would scream at everything. For a while she was terrified of tags & would scream whenever she saw one. I had to cut the tags off of everything in my house.

[@YsabelGamache]

Cheyenne Oliver the sad bit is if they were being abused you would be less likely to ear them.

[@greendayfecer]

Cheyenne Oliver Right?! And then you think, ‘did I use to act like that too? Those poor passer by’s’

[@historymysteries4134]

I’m a teacher and that describes every lunchtime.

[@carolinemcgovern4488]

I wonder if they are being kidnapped.

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

The cats are so big, I love them! And on an unrelated note Il Neiges editing is really great!

[@coredumperror]

20:18 You hate tea? Blasphemy!!! How can you call yourself British?!?! :)

[@carsfan1995]

That’s because he’s secretly NOT British! He was born in the States.

[@alejandramoreno6625]

My english bf doesn't drink tea either, it's a disgrace

[@elizabethtrudgill8226]

I hate the taste of tea but fine with the smell.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

Previous decades used up all the mod, rocker and punk stuff, we modern British have to rebel somehow...

[@fundur2816]

Why do you think he now lives in the States we ran him out

[@DrakeKnight99]

I'd love to see more reviewers do blooper reels like this

[@efoxkitsune9493]

Can I just say I LOVE YOUR CATS- And I LOVE SEEING YOUR LOVE FOR THEM! I have two cats myself, I feel you!! haha Cats are the perfect creatures. I keep wondering what humans have done to deserve them.

[@quinnsinclair7028]

Please say “yay damn kids get off my lawn”.

[@lottiequirk9673]

I call my cat 'my little panther' too! 😄 Your cats are both so adorable and Calluna is magnificent. 😍

[@willowdrew1999]

Did I hear a Brit say he hates tea? Isn't that sacrilegious?😂😂

[@candiestorie176]

Right!? :O

[@edisonlima4647]

Is that even legal?

[@curlyemperor7639]

No IT is not

[@willowdrew1999]

@Cubert Pigg I'm sorry WHAT

[@SereneDancer]

When I first watched the last fifty shades review I was more focused on my happiness that the book was on fire and that you were reading Good Omens. I didn't notice your t-shirt then but I did now. Love the shirt

[@nateriegert3978]

Can we all just take a moment to acknowledge how lovely and supportive The Dom's partner is?! It was so lovely to watch them patiently help The Dom say 'anonymity', that the frozen vessel that is my heart, started to melt a little!

[@gracehoracek5008]

As this video goes on Dom becomes more and more of a crazy cat lady and I'm here for it

[@koarta7324]

2:05 Goliath wanted to kick Grey for his abuse but he realized a little too late that the DVD format doesn't hover, it just falls.

[@MsWitchlight]

The phone call with you mother was everything so wholesome

[@thequietdreamer2186]

0:33 Can’t be worse than having to read that book enough times to review it.

[@taleef1760]

Anna Nymity is the cutest part ❤️

[@kalypsovaldez7865]

This just made my day so much Your treatment of your cats is exactly the same way I talk to my cat and I am just happy that I am not insane and that if I am that I'm not the only one

[@Nachtelfin0des0Todes]

You are insane if you don't talk with your pets

[@kalypsovaldez7865]

@@Nachtelfin0des0Todes That might also be the truth

[@RIDDICK0911]

"- I look ridiculous." Said no band member of Poets of the Fall ever.

[@DubiousConsumption]

Anytime I hear someone reference Poets of the Fall, I instantly perk up. Surprised they didn't become bigger with their partnerships with Remedy games.

[@honeydew75]

this is making me appreciate Dom even more, he's so funny and the cats omg adorable🥰🥰

[@theokapi4665]

20:40 Yes it is a dyslexia thing, and it makes meeting new people such a pain, for me at least.

[@marchingham]

Add his mum saying "Hi gorgeous." To my list of favourite things.

[@onibeebee]

"reginald are u angry at me :("

[@autonomousAcquaintances]

Dude i kick my cat out of the room if I'm even sewing, I cant imagine letting your cat around while your recording lol.

[@BlazeDupree1525]

@Sarah Hamilfan my moms cat likes to open the doors to lock her sister and the dogs im other rooms. We had to buy baby locks for all the doors we don't want her in

[@Caroline9724]

This is the best kind of comedy I can't keep watching I'm laughing so hard, I can barely type🤣🤣🤣

[@nicorich2047]

Having four cats myself, I understand exactly how they can cause bloopers no matter what you're trying to do. 'Also the words that form good' is about how my speech sounds after getting out of Japanese class. Essentially, I relate to these bloopers.

[@JennyMorash]

This was fantastic. My only problem with it is that I was trying to drink coffee while watching. That was a mistake.

[@MusicalBloodDrop]

So much Simlish in these bloopers!

[@LJ-zz1qf]

This is my favourite movie! Dominic Noble VS the Noisy Neighborhood.

[@PhazeParsnip]

Never thought i'd ask for this but I need a vlog series now. I love these classy dorks and their menagerie of kitties

[@iinvaderrand]

The whole anonymity bit felt like me and my SO. Its refreshing to see we arnt alone.

[@dragonwings36]

Got about 7 minutes in. I'm gonna have to come back to this when I'm not still healing from surgery. So many giggles (I'm fine, just a bit sore). I love the bloopers.

[@lottiequirk9673]

Wishing you a speedy recovery! 😊

[@dragonwings36]

@@lottiequirk9673

[@arabellasterwerf7980]

I hope you have a very fast recovery!

[@dragonwings36]

Arabella Sterwerf aw thanks. I’m hanging in there.

[@FaithMurri]

The "and I threw it on the ground!" thing had me rolling 😂😂😂 I do that too!!

[@perpetuallytiredYT]

As someone with remnants of a speech impediment I feel SO validated with your struggles to pronounce some words. Also, my family regularly has to help me with words like Calluna helped you and seeing you two do that just brought such warm, familial feelings coursing through me

[@PlayerZeroStart]

Alternative title: Dom just reenacting the common thoughts of people for 20 minutes.

[@Klebkatt]

While your Gargoyles DVD is trying to commit suicide, my Blossom plush thought she could fly just now. The ghosts must be playing today.

[@joshlaughlin7585]

I love to read but I have dyslexia too and your videos have helped explain to my family what it's like so thank you

[@heathersurprise3381]

❤️Calluna❤️Whisp❤️Sir Terry❤️Dom raiding Calluna's wardrobe

[@titangirl161]

I never knew how much you go through just to put out videos for us, including the fed-ex man, the cats, kids on skateboards, and your own inability to pronounce certain words. But we all love you for it. Keep doing what you do, Dom, and we'll continue being your beautiful watchers into the next decade.

[@thecinemanotes]

The reward for watching everything Dom made in the last year is the satisfaction of knowing exactly which videos these bloopers are from and what he was trying to say. Worth it. Totally worth it. XD

[@susanfreeman5116]

The 7 people who disliked this have a horrible medical condition. A missing funny bone is no joke.

[@sinclairethomas8197]

I just love all of your t-shirts! My favorite by far is the one that says, "Feed Me Tacos and Tell Me I'm Pretty."

[@victoriastarratt4405]

I was laughing so hard I was choking, and my mom asked if I was okay.

[@kaspiansea3997]

Well I know you are not into having kids. But you never know the true power of a kid's scream until you are a tired parent😂 it can make you jump on the roof even if you were dead.

[@kiyo4476]

Kitty breaks are mandatory

[@jazzywolf9250]

Viking soundcheck is the next band name. Sincerely thank you for all you go through for us. We do appreciate it.

[@Myoron]

Every time you pet a kitty I have to turn and pet my kitty. Also everyone turns into a crazy cat lady eventually :P

[@h.stryker5519]

I'd pay BIG money to see Goliath's reaction to 50 Shades. I feel like he'd go on a rampage to destroy every book of it he could get his claws on.

[@riptobias]

"All my bloopers are about cats now..." And we don't mind, I assure you :P But you really do need a dust roller thingy (no clue what it's called in English, it's a sticky roller that removes hair etc. from clothes) Also: I hope you'll be covering the Netflix-series "You" and the books it's based on, sometime (Liking the show/movie but giving up on the book(s) very rarely happens to me...)

[@historymysteries4134]

Lint roller is at least the British term.

[@riptobias]

@@historymysteries4134 Thank you :)

[@BrandonGagne]

A roll of packing tape doubled back on itself has always been my go-to for cat hair. Those lint rollers always seem to die on me after about a week.

[@celinak5062]

Those red lint brushes are also good

[@mirjanbouma]

@@BrandonGagne there's lint rollers that have removable sheets on them. Whenever one is full, you peel it off, and there's a fresh one underneath. I get mine from IKEA, they're dirt cheap. Maybe try those.

[@hauntintuition3466]

So many of life's bloopers are cat related.... :D

[@writeonshell]

Sir Terry Pratchett love. Calluna teaching Dom how to pronounce things. Torturing oneself with scripts. Singing The Lonely Island. All reinforcements about why I love your channel.

[@Dewdropmon]

Calluna helping you pronounce anonymity and all the clips with your cats are the best parts of this video.

[@TastyEscapes]

Didn't feel like laughing and I laughed my ass off. Standing ovations for you 😁😁

[@xzonia1]

It's easy for us viewers to forget all the hard work that goes into making these videos. Thanks for making them, Dom! :)

[@jacquig1939]

"I hate tea" To quote Xander in Buffy "you are ruining a perfectly good stereotype."

[@giaramone2747]

"Words that form good" is gonna be my senior quote lol