Bloopers - Speed Dating

[@savagegamer474]

So a vegan, a therapist, a hospital patient, and a target employee walk into a bar.

[@TheChillStart]

And a clinically insane person who likes stupid Nintendo games

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

And Gex.

[@savagegamer474]

@@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind Sam was never on camera

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

He was behind the camera.

[@savagegamer474]

@@TheChillStart Aaaaand PlayStation and Xbox.

[@mysticcrouton1771]

I honestly just thought Justin was louder than everyone and that's why the audio peaks whenever he talks. But seeing this and hearing him speak without the force of a semi-truck behind every that leaves his mouth, I see now that Scott purposefully peaks the audio in post. And knowing this, it makes Jerry even funnier as it implies his voice distorts reality in some way.

[@kirin1230]

"without the force of a semi-truck" Lmao, accurate to his characters

[@usermcskull4713]

Eric is naturally loud tho lol, love him hes so funny

[@requiem165]

Lol

[@olpendoomandagi5565]

Dominic the Target Employee is way more louder.

[@erc3338]

Is he the therapist?

[@dontunder2005]

Cant wait for borderline bloopers, specifically the green bay packers bit

[@mike0o0animates11]

Yeeessss

[@CarsonTheIdiot]

im excited because it will probably be 3x as long

[@zev-gb8dk]

that would be something special

[@sailthemarigold_7864]

I'm super excited as well!! I personally wanna see the bloopers for any voiced lines like The Border's or if Brett Favre had any bloopers.

[@jabari.n]

i can feel the awkwardness rn

[@ch4rlesiv115]

Jerry gives Rex his sexual history because Rex is a historian

[@KingKayro87]

Historian (He deals with history) and Chaperone (He hates sex)

[@melissad4056]

3:36 As a woman who has had to deal with small/nonexistent pockets her whole life, Scott's pockets have taken me through the 5 stages of grief in 30 seconds

[@oswaldhomolka]

Haha I can fit the entire continent of Asia in my pockets

[@Cruncho]

Dude in actual seriousness I’ve fit my switch in my pocket

[@aronaronaronaronaronaronaronar]

buy guy pants

[@fahadmalik8862]

Why are Womens Jean's pockets small?? Should be big.

[@bubblegum-uo5pf]

@@fahadmalik8862 what’s even more confusing is that some women’s clothes have fake pockets in them. like, the pockets are there, why aren’t they functional?

[@cameronwallace8265]

I can't believe Joe came up with the "my girlfriend drive you here" line. Dude's got quite the sense of humor.

[@thewildruda6113]

... Who's Joe?

[@cameronwallace8265]

@@thewildruda6113 He plays Terry Lesler.

[@grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098]

@@thewildruda6113 joe mama

[@SmoothTrooper22]

I mean he is married

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

Bro got that nonchalant humor

[@GDColon]

I probably rewatched this episode a dozen times in the past week so I literally dropped everything when this vid came up

[@idontwanthishandle]

hello gd colon can you code penis into geometry dash

[@Yennek]

Holly shit, it's Geometry dash Colon

[@Nano-di1ig]

Speed dating is such a good and iconic video

[@Jack-yv8ye]

i'll give you good money (not really) if you map out D.A.N.C.E (Beat Juggle) in RD (im sorry for begging in Scotts comment section but i wanted to shoot my shot love your rhythm doctor maps)

[@Ozone2505]

omg it's impossible game apostrophe

[@sarahchicago]

I love how these guys aren't other famous youtubers doing a colab or something, they're just Scott's friends who he roped into doing videos with him. Bet they had no idea what was in store for them.

[@KevinCarlson]

They all made videos together long before Scott the Woz was a thing

[@TheTrueXaver]

i am InSpIrEd

[@ZainIsInPain]

@@KevinCarlson Yeah The Internet and You was originally just a school project, but I don't know if there are others.

[@KevinCarlson]

@@ZainIsInPain Scott's Stash has some of the older ones. I don't think they were for school or anything. Just them having fun. It's weird seeing Dr Jerry Attricks with braces 😂😂

[@aadamcader8764]

​@@KevinCarlsonwozniack tv:::

[@bendito247]

This is the most 8th grade boys bathroom thing I’ve ever seen. I love every bit of it.

[@UrFavoriteZombie]

“You can do two” “I dunno…” “Do two, you won’t!” “BITCH.!” *proceeds to whimper* Yeah that’s pretty accurate to 8th grade shit lmfao

[@rockawayb1tch]

Complete with vaping

[@emilyd4469]

Scott flexing the ability to fit ENTIRE GAME BOXES in male pockets while I can barely fit half my phone in female ones

[@tourtle1497]

Bitch I got three switches, each for one of my pockets

[@a.b.cooper4807]

I know, I'm seething with rage and envy

[@DaSheepKiller]

Why do woman's pants not have deep pockets anyway? Is it some sort of national law or something?

[@a.b.cooper4807]

@@DaSheepKiller something something fashion, something something women usually have purses

[@willowism]

I'm gonna hate switching to girl pants lmao So used to big pockets

[@tb_awesome]

I really like that Jerry Attrick is always smiling... I don't know why.

[@claudiamarina827]

He just has such positive vibes

[@DrKoneko]

@@claudiamarina827 he is a therapist after all

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

Who gets pleasure from MURDERING people by the way.

[@olpendoomandagi5565]

Call Jerry Attricks The Joker

[@JUMPYCOOL]

He was shot on the way here.

[@optiMiskitPlus]

16 minutes of bloopers for a 5 minute video? Perfectly balanced.

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

As someone who’s made skits, it’s not rare for 3 minutes of bloopers for a 1 minute video.

[@aadamcader8764]

As all things should be

[@beatsbymata]

scott: "we got the blood scene, of the jar...you wanna fill that with the uhh-" rex: "P I S S"

[@Sponsie1000]

It was kinda insinuated in the CourtCase tableread earlier, but do scott's friends really hear each of their individual lines for the first time like 3 seconds before they're recording those specific lines? No wonder they're giggling and laughing so much

[@orionjustmelted]

I think that’s what gives his videos such a homemade feel. If no one is prepared then it feels super genuine lol

[@danielmoreira7085]

It seems so. He just says the line, sets the tone and they do it. And then spend the rest 30 minutes trying to finish the take without bursting into laughter.

[@sailorgallifrey1365]

You gotta admit, it works

[@chronomage4939]

it's what makes it unique

[@master_emerald]

“This paper’s blank.” 😂 Best unused joke, great work Sam

[@MitchellHang]

I love it when Scott gets all giggly.

[@Splater765]

Oh my god I can’t believe Rex Mohes vaped, I’m crying and shaking rn he wouldn’t do this

[@balloonguy568]

He's against s3x, not vaping

[@aidanredding8058]

@@balloonguy568 He's been violently conditioned to resisit all forms of alcohol, drugs, violence, sex, and most importantly sex. Vaping is a drug, so he should be against it.

[@KingKayro87]

Yeah, and in the Mario Party video, the Rex Mohs character smokes an entire 5 packs of cigarettes.

[@TheWolverinecool23]

@@aidanredding8058 The lore deepens.

[@balloonguy568]

@@aidanredding8058 you're right! He's going over to the dark side!

[@ChristopherMoom]

16:00 Out of all the clips that could've possibly been used to end off these Bloopers, I'm glad it was the clip of Scott's Funky Bunch laughing at surprisingly immature humor You don't see that often from these guys, it usually only happens once for every Bloopers - Speed Dating [Scott's Stash] that gets uploaded

[@PixelSV103]

You might not see that that often, but you see Christopher Moon's comments pretty often

[@dazza2350]

Scott's Funky Bunch should be his third channel

[@pentagonyx]

Honestly at this point I've come to terms with the fact that you're everywhere. Wassup Christopher?

[@just_dudegaming5853]

WHY ARE YOU _EVERYWHERE_

[@realkingofantarctica]

This episode radiated pure testosterone and crippling virginity.

[@atelierbless]

bipolar

[@JNSStudios]

The duality of man

[@KingKayro87]

Scott in a nutshell. They say if he ever fucks, the world will collapse in on itself

[@KingKayro87]

Like, the character of Scott the Woz specifically simultaneously radiates intense sexual energy and also acts as though he'd never have sex, so he's constantly trapped in this virginity equilibrium where if he were to bone a broad, he'd generate so much testosterone that it causes the second Big Bang. And then there's real life Scott Wozniak, who is just a genuinely decent fella who may have sex in the future, but probably doesn't actively seek it, unlike the character he plays in his videos. Just goes to show you how great Scott's writing and acting is for such a simple geek to generate such raw power in a character that is literally just an exaggeration of himself.

[@scuntt3604]

literally

[@FirstLastname604]

I’d love to see a scott skit on talk shows! Something along the lines of Scott starting a talk show, doing whatever he can to increase ratings, and ultimately getting cancelled for his opinion on Brink

[@ishi_gho9695]

Yes

[@mariogamefreak1]

Honestly I think he has better episodes.

[@beneciotheperson]

Cool they filmed the table scenes as one take, instead two.

[@JmrUltra]

I thought that was kinda cool,

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

They are still two takes.

[@paulofduty2005]

When Scott isn’t Scott, there’s this surreal undertone that’s like two different sides of someone. it’s like schizophrenia with senses of humor.

[@TheSonicBros1]

When Scott isn't the Woz

[@paulofduty2005]

@@TheSonicBros1 woz the Scott

[@critch7514]

Dr. Woz and Mr. Wozniak

[@paulofduty2005]

@@critch7514 Scitt the whez

[@JeremyMaldonadoSTK]

It feels like two personalities he can switch on command

[@thischannelisdeadso3701]

There's something super surreal about seeing the bodyguard vaping in the beginning.

[@tyranttracergaming]

His name is Rex, and he hates sex.

[@KingKayro87]

Yeah, wasn't he violently conditioned to be against any and all drugs, violence, sex, and most importantly, sex?

[@charlesbarkleygaming]

@@KingKayro87 I mean that was reversed

[@CoolPlayersVic]

Honestly having two cameras for that part is genius

[@blusteryblather]

Honestly, I really love it when KZbinrs make videos with their friends. Like not other KZbinr friends but just IRL friends. It always ends up funnier than having some KZbinr with 4 million subs have a cameo. That's why I love Scott's videos, he's so light on the cameos and really just has his friends who are wildly funny in his videos.

[@GumSkyloard]

And even when KZbinrs cameo on STW, it's still a blast.

[@OptimusPhillip]

Interesting to see that the table shots were filmed with multiple cameras. Fun little format experimentation.

[@ld6906]

13:17 I can't believe they actually followed up on that

[@sidviscus]

Scott: Your line is "What the hell, he didn't tell us." Rex: What the fuck, he didn't tell us?!

[@DaSheepKiller]

I've been waiting for this, now we just need the bloopers for "You're Not An RPG Guy" and then eventually, "Borderline Forever".

[@cyrusnoren]

And Mario party one

[@nardclip6317]

And the trial

[@nardclip6317]

Actually a lot of episodes now that I think about it

[@real_abender]

Ay, it's you :)

[@Brione30]

THE TRIAL!!!!!!!!

[@animatedgaymer619]

A 23 year old man living on his own doesn’t have food coloring but he has a popcorn machine

[@zechariahellis]

It’s a necessity.

[@Rhodonyte]

I love how there being barely any clips with Terry at the table implies that he does everything perfectly I don’t know it’s just so in-character

[@rattfish]

Seeing Rex pop a vape is the most cursed and blessed thing in the STWCU

[@kylehogankh]

It’s so odd considering how much they make fun of nicotine.

[@Onlyitsmereid]

Not a cannon part of the Scott the woz cinematic universe

[@JettJamesGD]

Tbh I think Rex is the funniest one when he’s unscripted, and now I’m worried I have the humor of a juul addict.

[@CaptainJZH]

@@kylehogankh who knows maybe its weed

[@KingKayro87]

@@CaptainJZH I like the idea that Rex Mohs hates nicotine but likes marijuana. I think that's funny.

[@Allison-je9pt]

I love Scott doing impressions of his friends when telling them their lines

[@supermaster9169]

Dominic has played 3 characters already lmao

[@jakew6162]

Wendy's employee, Target Employee and Dick Vitale Employee

[@real_abender]

@@jakew6162 And Funeral Planner

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

@@real_abender Funeral Employee

[@olpendoomandagi5565]

School Dance Employee And Trial Employee

[@real_abender]

@Lincoln L0513 Just four, I think

[@TheToasterWaffle]

God I wish I was in this friend group everyone's so fuckin funny

[@sophiepollak9514]

Feel that, I just people with the same sense of humor as me :')

[@slifsloth]

I wish I had a friend group

[@fahadmalik8862]

Go and get some friends that are Women preferably. I am thinking you are a Woman.

[@sylvy16]

@@slifsloth i wish i had a friend

[@svennevs5740]

I wish I was real

[@landonscobee]

I like how there is over 16 minutes worth of bloopers for a video that's only 5 minutes. Just found that a little funny.

[@ashtraysonsundays4274]

Something I love is that the gang is told their lines on the day so they always crack up when told what to say

[@OreoTheDino]

It's honestly really wholesome how much fun they're having

[@dazza2350]

Wholesome 100 updoots to the right heckin chonker poggers you're breathtaking

[@ominousvirus5278]

“Nope! Uh augh! I don’t mingle with those who associate with the dead! Learn to be alive for once!” *Taps can off table* LOL Had me laughing for a good minute!

[@aidanredding8058]

This is more than double the length of the actual episode and I love it for that

[@mr-moose-man]

It’s more than triple the final cut

[@YeetusVanitas]

"Oh- I zoomed into Eric." "That's the worst case scenario!" 🤣🤣

[@CGYT_Gaming]

Hearing Scott say “Jerkin off” is so cursed

[@mishell128]

"C'mon, Rex Mohs, f*ck me!" absolutely ended me edit: "The Rex Mohs crucifixion special." I'm in tears

[@wordsilike2]

bruh they did hinted the crucifixion special so early

[@jerklesirkfourthreezeronin5125]

out of all bloopers episodes i feel like i wasn't suppose to see this one the most

[@ishi_gho9695]

Rex is the only person I wouldn’t scoff at if they told me they vaped

[@ishi_gho9695]

@Quinn McDonnell I don’t necessarily pass judgment I just can’t help but ask myself, “why are you doing this?”

[@ishi_gho9695]

@Quinn McDonnell yeah

[@jedthehighliter275]

Nice pfp

[@ishi_gho9695]

@@jedthehighliter275 hey thanks man, maybe my favorite album of theirs

[@flameosaurus1832]

Rex certainly doesn’t want to fuck his way to the garden

[@pkmngamer1236]

When i heard Scott released the bloopers for Speed Dating, I dropped everything to come here.

[@SyllyArdwyn]

We can learn how to speed date raw with Scott now

[@ThePikaPlayer]

YEAH BROTHERRRR

[@peanutbutterjeff5364]

Eric just sitting there with a vape under his gown. Madlad.

[@SpectacularTrevor]

i didn't know he vapes

[@joshlegacy1101]

Neither did I.

[@coffeeadaykeepsthesleepaway]

13:17 "the rex mohs cruci-fiction special" damn they had that joke planned for a while

[@Lily-kq8ty]

This is probably one of the best skit episodes Scott has ever done

[@zayaanatif4474]

Stop talking, no one asked you for your opinion

[@nikzito2]

@@zayaanatif4474 huh

[@supportedlivingnetwork2481]

@@zayaanatif4474 oh its because she's trans isn't it

[@zayaanatif4474]

@@supportedlivingnetwork2481 I did not even notice she was trans. I just found her comment unnecessary and annoying.

[@Lily-kq8ty]

@@zayaanatif4474 your comment was pretty unnecessary and annoying too

[@TheMaskedChris]

13:17 FORESHADOWING

[@mustard_96]

You know it’s gonna be a good time when the bloopers are three times as long as the video itself

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

13:18 oh my god the Rex Mohs Cruci-fiction Special was a thing *this far back*??? Came back for the laughs and giggles, did NOT expect to feel such shock along with a revelation.

[@thinkublu]

I love that Scott appreciates the jokes as much as everyone else lmaoo

[@niknutnerd6708]

When guys can fit multiple games in their pockets and girls can't fit a flip phone

[@JNSStudios]

Scott’s skits remind me of all the videos I used to make with my old friends, and these bloopers remind me of the hours of footage I sifted through to find the good takes (which were once in a blue freaking border, let me tell ya). These blooper videos give me nostalgia for something I wasn’t even involved in.

[@eternodisperare]

how is it possible that ALL of scotts friends are handsome af??? like you don't have ONE uggo?

[@xilitla.]

literally they’re all beautiful what do they feed these men 🤨

[@Rhodonyte]

it’s the veganism

[@matchc0635]

I just spotted that he had a full-size popcorn machine in his house.

[@Jordan_Is_Here]

Don't we all

[@Telerockk]

It IS popcorn season.

[@ZainIsInPain]

6:50 Neighbor: man, those guys sure do have a lot of unwanted people coming into their apartment

[@its-kris]

TARGET EMPLOYEE IS PLAYED BY THE SAME ACTOR AS WENDY'S EMPLOYEE??

[@GlitchToph]

It is employee season

[@Platitudinous9000]

Yeah! The makeup and hairstyling team did a fantastic job of making him look different, but not _too_ different

[@cleaningdetergents]

Nah that’s his twin brother

[@thefollower2933]

HOLY SHI-

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

Noo, he's an original character, Bloni- oh shit, wrong show!

[@MHSchonberg]

All the split screen footage makes me think of one thing DAIπ FOR TIRE

[@dovestrodor]

Did they actually use food coloring for the blood? I was wondering because it stained Scott's hands pretty badly. You can see it in the Christmas episode too! I also love how they got three takes of the "not now" shot and Terry Lassler laughed at the tail end of every one.

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

Nah, they use real blood

[@inminded5552]

Yeah, its just that Scott's colorblind

[@kirin1230]

I didn't notice until you pointed it out

[@KingKayro87]

*Lestler*

[@novaadams8278]

GOD I LOVE IT WHEN THESE GUYS RECORD TOGETHER

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

The difference between Scott Wozniak and Scott the Woz is hilarious. And a little adorable

[@xyrissavage4983]

Wozniak is such a dork its impossible to not get a little parasocial. Just a little

[@DaSheepKiller]

8:09-8:46 Is not something I expected in any video by Scott

[@thundersp9217]

Rip Wendy’s employee. His final words were “not my leg day legs, I need them for leg day” 😔

[@BlueLily342]

It makes me happy to see how much genuine fun they have filming this

[@saifuusuri]

There's something about other people laughing that makes me extremely happy.

[@real_abender]

These guys are the ultimate chaotic group of all time and I love it so much.

[@hissingfaunaa]

Scott was really cute in this one

[@commanderskittles6558]

He gives off low key bi vibes it's great

[@pizzamaster355]

Scotts always cute to be fair

[@milesisonline]

scott’s cute when he isn’t in-character

[@batvaleska]

@@commanderskittles6558 “he gives off bi vibes” why are you like this

[@commanderskittles6558]

@@batvaleska I'm sorry?

[@BlakeKase]

The group of guys in the Scott troop all seem so swell, I would spend a vacation day to go to a meet and greet with just these guys. Olan Rogers used to do meetups with fans and they were a blast

[@MegAmi24]

I'm so glad the blooper videos are back

[@TheComebackOfTheCentury]

13:17 rex hinted at the rex mohs cruci-fiction special

[@yuwu585]

13:17 who's here after the crucifixion special?

[@rennythespaceguy7285]

I was just about to comment this, I love the idea that it was something Eric just kept suggesting until Scott caved and wrote it in

[@SpaceLandslip]

These blooper videos are so good, they just highlight that Scott the Woz is just a group of friends having fun

[@Robin0928]

I love the way that Scott just giggles at his own jokes.

[@OptimusPhillip]

These are the most obscene bloopers he's posted, and I love it

[@Vixikitsi]

This video made me realize that Scott has a popcorn machine.

[@SMLDAILYNEWS]

Chad

[@cpterry611]

13:17 - Wow, the Rex Mohs Crucifiction Special was thought of way before The Gifts of Gaming aired. Not surprising that it came from a silly joke made by Eric during filming.

[@RickyPonPon]

Man, there was something about the long censor for the added swears that cracked me up. I hope something like that can get used in a future episode!

[@Bempes3477]

When the 2 cameras are both set up, it looks like the poster in the background says “Dait for tire”

[@milkbox103]

scott's laugh is delightful :)

[@sorio99]

13:18 The prophecy

[@Celestiallide]

9:40 I never expected him to vape Fits well with the hospital gown

[@koulatta9693]

This is what I needed tonight

[@bluejay21.]

13:15 Holy shit, it's been there for a year under our noses!

[@mitchellsmith2628]

The fact that they hear the lines right before filming them is beyond hilarious to me

[@colinjensen8303]

My favorite part if these bloopers is Scott’s friends laughing at how funny his writing is.

[@Zorgot.]

Bloopers are always a joy to watch

[@RealLifeGlitchEntertainment]

Glad to see Scott also do like a million "safety" takes.

[@allthelonely4287]

Everyone's commenting about how Rex vaping is out of place. It's not as out of place as the official Kirby manga where he gets drunk within the first chapter.

[@oleevv]

at least he didnt have sex

[@Discoh]

The first ever "hey all, Scott here" was from a vape shop visit vlog so it's not _crazy_ surprising

[@Christian-gr3gu]

Excuse me

[@ilan_profile]

I just love to see Scott and his friends be happy for 17 minutes

[@xp7575]

Been a STW fan for like a year now and this is my first time watchin behinds the scenes stuff, seeing th way they work together & seein their personality when they're not in character and seeing how well Scott directs makes me appreciate 'em even more

[@rusty3818]

I love whenever Scott gets the boys in, they're all so fun

[@project_boredom2940]

I loved how Scott set up 2 cameras for this as the scenes are being filmed in real time, or however you would put it.

[@CitySailingBlue12]

"C'mon Rex Mohs, fuck me!" Was not a sentence i was expecting to hear today but im glad i did

[@BlankPapers]

Can’t believe they had the idea of the Rex Moes crucifixion special way back here.

[@whatscrackinyak]

16 minutes of bloopers from a 6 minute episode. I love it.

[@AshyMuted]

Eric vaping in a hospital gown gives off a ton of chaotic energy and I love it.

[@Bass-mx3iw]

Finally, after so long we got the Rex mos Crucifixion special