Speed Dating - Scott The Woz

[@madelinekoh8499]

i love how the therapist is consistently the only one whose audio peaks constantly

[@Ravalo354]

its like that one teammate using the webcam mic

[@Zythria]

He is not the only one, but all of his audio is blown out yeah.

[@BadBrad119]

the-raptist

[@sonikku956]

@@BadBrad119 oh mY GOD!

[@bretbarnes9051]

It's almost like if he doesn't do it on his own the do it in post for him.

[@ace-zg8lv]

I like how the therapist is naturally loud so his audio is always slightly distorted

[@ThunderKnightSilver2]

He clips the mike every time he's on screen with his power

[@kailebelijah1905]

the therapist is too powerful for puny human mics

[@EtanMarlin]

Ok thank you, I was legit worried that my speakers were breaking.

[@thecianinator]

Yeah I do hope they learn to set their mic gain properly next video. The trick is you want your subjects to peak around -18 dB when they speak. Then you gain and compress them back up in post.

[@EtanMarlin]

@@thecianinator its funnier with it tho

[@alwaysasn]

Scott being an only child is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard.

[@DaSheepKiller]

Well yeah, they already gave birth to perfection. If they peaked right away, why bother having another child?

[@AP-uj2fg]

@The Mystic Fez I think it was just playful sarcasm, playing along with the bit

[@Not_Claptrap]

@@DaSheepKiller I think my older brother has said the same thing

[@federicosavorani6320]

@@Not_Claptrap every older brother sais that. If not, that means they're truly perfect, like me

[@artemis1123]

well thats because its actually canon that he was created by a literal god to guard the simulations but after letting two people through and transferring the gods power into them, he was banished into the very simulation he guarded as punishment

[@peterlynch9929]

I love how all of Scott's friends are so visually unexpressive, and then you got Scott who moves his face like a cartoon character

[@VPKL]

Look at the therapist he looks so damn happy

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

With the Wendy's employee and the vegan guy, that's deliberate.

[@fantomp1773]

The therapist and the chaperone are super expressive too

[@theKobaltPossum]

All of them are super expressive… except Terry

[@scorn-52]

Terry lestler has never screamed and never will

[@lilgabbo2587]

Seeing the therapist from the dark age of Nintendo just brings a smile to my face

[@suomi5475]

Yea he’s like in between a secondary and tertiary character, we don’t see him enough to be a secondary character but he definitely ACTS like a secondary character

[@sailorgallifrey1365]

We barely saw Terry, Jeb, or Wendy’s Employee at first, so they weren’t secondary characters then either. It was only around Great Mysteries of Gaming that the recurring cast really got established so Dr Atricks could very well become just as frequent as the others

[@TheMetakev]

Some know him as the guy who predicted that all copies of Madden 18 would be stolen from a Target.

[@ymax561]

And the constant clipping of the mic. AHH, perfection

[@lilgabbo2587]

@Link4080 “hey all scott here” *NOW THIS IS THERAPY!*

[@vjs3956]

I thought they were going to introduce a girlfriend into the scott the woz cinematic universe.... thankfully Scott stayed true to his religion- virginity.

[@random_person_i_guess]

So you’re saying you _cant make a religion out of this_

[@spongeman7473]

is matt target employee

[@lickilicky64]

does Scott have a girlfriend irl??

[@YadonTheCat]

A boyfriend would work too

[@DrSplarf]

@@lickilicky64 In one of his livestreams 2 years ago he mentioned a girlfriend

[@cbrite]

"Why is your blood yellow?" "I'm colorblind." That line was so dumb I laughed out loud. 🤣

[@Historicutuber]

Hahah he’s a genius

[@TheFlashyLucario]

Yeah same, best joke in the video

[@the1ucidone]

I know man, almost brought me to tears lol.

[@cassep80]

R/woosh

[@pocoloco8120]

I don't get it

[@cidredwood6170]

Imagine Scott's neighbors just hearing an audible "PLEEEASE FUCK ME" coming from his apartment

[@srj2417]

I’ve never thought of it like that, now it’s even funnier than before 😆

[@Fan-imator]

How about the police officer who had to hear it

[@bulletkin_etg]

“watch my w rizz”

[@Stank64]

I like the fact that death in the Scott The Woz Cinimatic Universe is just like having the flu or something.

[@drdock]

Yeah

[@TheM-qo8zs]

@@drdock Yeah

[@abloodcorpse3318]

all deaths are canon but not canon

[@brettfurfy8597]

There's a difference between dying and getting murdered. Wendy's Employee, Steel Wool, and Chet Shaft died, while Rex Mohs, Jeb Jab, and Terry Lesler were all murdered. Mohs, Jab, and Lesler all suffered from injury like symptoms and they recovered in time, even Wendy's Employee made a temporary recovery from being murdered at the dinner party. However, when Chet Shaft and Steel Wool died, they moved into whatever afterlife exists in Scott the Woz canon. After his death, Chet Shaft went on to become The Ghost of Christmas Shaft. Later on, "Memory Cards" shows us the graves of Wool and Shaft, along with their arms leaving the tombs, after being resurrected. This leads me to believe that Steel Wool also passed into the same afterlife as Shaft. It's possible that Wendy's Employee is able to recover, as no grave has yet been seen, but the references to him being dead and not just murdered, along with Scott refusing to take him to the hospital after he died, seem to indicate that he is actually dead. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[@Dewelwield1010]

BrettFurfy I hereby dub the official vaatividya of the Scott the woz universe

[@cayden6057]

"So. You single?" "My girlfriend drove you here..."

[@thethunderstriker9416]

This one got me😂

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

yeah, i also watched this video, thank you, vegan?

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

@@cayden6057 well no one is stopping me, it is a free country, you still didn’t answer if you’re vegan

[@altnova6643]

@@I_Eated_The_Soap I eat books for charity every weekend if that counts.

[@savagegamer81013]

@Zach Kimber are you talking about terry Lessler, or joe robertson?

[@icemanworldnetwork5533]

“I gotta be honest with you, you don’t look like your pictures.” “Sorry, I was shot on the way here.” No line in any form of media has every made me laugh harder holy hell

[@oguzhaaaaaaan]

@0 0 Shot can mean to have a photo shot of yourself as well as getting shot by a gun

[@waldofelix29]

@0 0 Comedy is subjective buddy. Something unfunny to you might be the best joke ever to someone else.

[@ntrDRUMMER]

@0 0 why arent you laughing

[@haakonbledsoe]

@0 0 bruh stop being so silly.

[@requiem165]

I know right 😂

[@evan]

You hired your THERAPIST to help you speed dating?! Gonna need another therapist for this one bud

[@Higgs_Stranded]

Just think of it as a Therapy Session

[@critch7514]

Makes sense, knows everything that's wrong with you, and why would you bring your Mom to help you speed date?

[@deathstrike]

OK why reading this thread did I get the feeling Scott's skit needed a chicken? Am I the only one that feels that way? Or am I just plain fu**ed up?

[@Billeyjd]

As long as they associate with the dead.

[@xela4183]

They have a mirror already.

[@rickilydickily]

my favorite line is “The last girl i was with was named Walgreens, big deal!”

[@samakafrisco1759]

Thanks for helping me identify what the hell he was saying.

[@chettlar212]

@@samakafrisco1759 Yeah sometimes I wish they'd slow down their delivery a biiiiiiiit more. The only real problem I have sometimes is you kind of just get no time to parse any of the jokes because they're so rapidfire, but part of why it takes longer is because the lines are so rushed they don't annunciate at all so you're left trying to figure out what they said. The actual lines themselves are gold though.

[@chettlar212]

@@GarethColquhoun I think even when I can keep up, which really is most of the time, it still sort of hurts the jokes a little bit. A lot of humor is in timing. And there's like very little room for timing. It often seems like they want to rush their lines as fast as physically possible even if they don't like, pronounce all the words. You gotta give people time to like, process the joke so that the next one can properly build on it. It can still be funny, but you can elevate good jokes way way more with good timing. There is a reason comedians pause so often.

[@openyourwebcamshowyourface]

@@chettlar212 the joke is that the delivery is fast because the video is about “speed” dateing. This is either a really stupid conversation or your an elaborate troll

[@chettlar212]

@@openyourwebcamshowyourface yeah nah. He does this in literally every video.

[@Mici]

I hope Target Employee can fill in the void Wendy's Employee left

[@AvEli484]

I like that Scott mistook Wendy’s employee for a target employee and now his brother is one

[@BigLarge]

@@AvEli484 in what episode

[@seanallen2731]

@@BigLarge madden 08 Christmas

[@number1virgin_3why13]

Bro he was haunted to death in the memory cards video

[@jonathanmorris7445]

I like to think the guy playing Wendy’s employee quit his job at Wendy’s and is now working at Target so they made him a new character

[@Vailskibum]

Scott can talk about chairs for 12 minutes and I'd be entertained

[@Yes-sb4lo]

lmao

[@funnyepicgamer5058]

id prefer the l button first

[@LezSpringfield]

Why is a comment with 3 likes at the very top That aged well

[@odiethesaint9109]

Dude same

[@kyletanking]

Can’t we all

[@YUKILOID39]

i like how you can tell they shot the blood scene early because scott’s hands are dyed an orange-ish color for a lot of the video

[@kk-kw5ml]

cheetos

[@N5hot]

I always thought it was him bleeding more and more as the video went on until it was noticed

[@KakkaRotSRL]

I'm starting to really, really like Scott's friends. They all have amazing timing.

[@Nieveria]

plot twist: they're all clones of scott dressed up differently

[@TheRealPunkachu]

I like the guy who loves Gex.

[@jonathancarranza6046]

@@TheRealPunkachu So every guy?

[@jonathangtheguy]

Setteduetto Jeb Jab?

[@FangzwithaZ]

@@jonathancarranza6046 No the therapist likes shit game

[@Raccy.]

Scott has talked to 2 girls That’s gotta be a new record

[@mrpizza_5139]

Actually third if you count Dr. Anna May

[@Raccy.]

@@mrpizza_5139 oh yeah that’s right make it 3

[@couldibecolin]

@@Chad_Eldridge Fair point....

[@Raccy.]

@@Chad_Eldridge No cause there in game and pre recorded videos

[@brodyhorner1400]

@@Raccy. THEY HAVE TO THOUGH

[@BugsyFoga]

Rex:"Im very anti war" Me: "Guess were adding that to the list of things Rex is against"

[@kyletanking]

He’s not pro or anti anything he just pro anti

[@charmandyorton006]

“I’ve f**king has it, they should just outlaw war”

[@Maniac4Bricks]

*slaps Gex out if someone's hands* I thought that was a war.

[@squidsushi8644]

@@scratchsoft2347 why did I read it as gex, and most importantly gex

[@TheYouTubeGame]

"...here's a picture of me and my mom." "Aww, which one are you?" underrated joke

[@andave8181]

Definitely🤣

[@StudioCastleman]

2020s biggest development was girls entering the Scott the Woz cinematic universe

[@truenickspivak]

Anything past the dark ages saga is non-canon

[@mars6418]

@@truenickspivak how

[@fakename2956]

Right is this the SECOND one? More like Scott The Chad

[@togawe]

@@mars6418 after MK8D video we're in an alternate timeline

[@mars6418]

@@togawe the universe could have fixed itself off camera

[@loveheart115]

“Learn to be alive for once” So much humor crammed into 5 minutes. Holy shit Also is nobody gonna comment on the fact that Rex was just wearing a hospital gown over his shirt the whole time?

[@arhorsepictures3277]

“I dropped everything to be here” The homies are always the priority

[@ashtraysonsundays4274]

Maybe he's still being treated for murder. He died again in the Memory Card Halloween special

[@Gary-Eng]

@@ashtraysonsundays4274 he didn't, that was wendy's employee

[@EeoGamer137]

No, we won't comment on it - I wouldn't expect anything less. XD

[@ashtraysonsundays4274]

@@Gary-Eng He didn't? I thought it was implied that he died again when just the mirror with sunglasses said "This reminds me of being outside". It was standing perfectly upright and the camera was framed right at the mirror and not Rex's face so I thought he died. Idk I could be wrong

[@BoggarthVT]

Is anyone going to talk about how Scott wasn't human for 2 years of his life.

[@snowpoint720]

""Existence precedes essence" Clearly Scott was dropping deep philosophical knowledge here. Also, solid speed dating advice.

[@yusufhanaliustun1201]

He has been pure virgin for the last 2 years

[@BoggarthVT]

@@yusufhanaliustun1201 yes, people definitely lose there humanity when they become a pure virgin.

[@joshuawagner5286]

That was his E3 1999 days

[@Joutube_is_trash]

Were any of us who bought the wii at launch human?

[@Pixelcraftian]

_“LEARN TO BE ALIVE FOR ONCE!”_ I love this line, in fact, I think this episode's pretty good too!

[@Latiosbuddies]

“Do you have your dental records on you?”, “Yes”, “Impressive!”

[@KingKayro87]

"Most dating is toothpaste nowadays. Just how it is."

[@ZeAllMighty1]

@@KingKayro87 *tooth-based

[@KingKayro87]

@@ZeAllMighty1 I'm going with Toothpaste.

[@datCoolPro101]

Stop commenting please

[@killinswagz]

"I dont wanna hate sex alone. I need someone to share my interests." Wow that is relatable

[@kyle_bearr]

hey

[@ABoredGod]

Hey

[@spinsk5071]

heY

[@booobie]

hEy

[@killinswagz]

What is this a lego city commercial?

[@sirpineapple2486]

"I've been a human being for 21 years, why would a 23 year old need another human in their life?" hold on...

[@thecianinator]

I guess he didn't become human until he was 2. I wonder what he was before

[@justakirbyfan12-z90]

(Reference to E3 1999)

[@MissAshley42]

Scotts aren't born. They're made. . .When they're two-years-old.

[@shaneseem-sin3856]

He was a baby before. They're a different species from humans.

[@bigchig]

Are you stupid? The maths make perfect sense. Honestly people these days are cant get and more stupider

[@zgct3648]

"I thought they liked eviction notices." -Scott 2020

[@aturchomicz821]

Americans in 6 months time:

[@Deoxys911]

That is a very 2020 interest.

[@StarryOrchid]

With such quotes as “I don’t mingle with people who associate with the dead, learn to be alive for once” and “I was shot on the way here” with many more, Dr. Jerry Atricks will always be my favorite Scott the woz character hell this will always be my favorite episode of Scott the Woz

[@paybackstab]

"Why is the blood yellow?" "Yeah, I'm color blind." I'm fucking dying right now.

[@EnygmaRecords]

Tell Wendy's Employee his presence was requested when you finish

[@BenHowe901]

Dying... *or dyeing?*

[@yellowpowr8455]

He might've been as well.

[@bubblesofthecoast6393]

Best part about it is that he isn’t even lying about it; he’s actually colorblind

[@musicinmymind623]

@@bubblesofthecoast6393 It’s my favorite reoccurring joke cause due to how casually he always throws it in

[@AG3N7_86]

"So, you single?" "My girlfriend drove you here." Wait...

[@novathefallenstarwarrior]

Hold up

[@dharleem0634]

HUH SOUND THE SINOV ALARMS (Scott not a virgin)

[@captaincomet9963]

@@dharleem0634 It wasn't Scott who said that though

[@RodaMoonknight]

@@captaincomet9963 yeah, it was the Kylo Ren looking guy

[@krypix]

@@RodaMoonknight KYLO REN LMAFO

[@steamedhams3056]

The description is literally “Scott wants to be an uncle”

[@Elitus]

Our uncle

[@Elitus]

Our uncle

[@gone3747]

You forgot the featuring section, social media links and music used

[@Dolamieu]

@@gone3747 that does not really count

[@electricpostdropoff3313]

I love how the middle friend is just a soft spoken Adam Driver

[@chessie4]

The one with glasses

[@TyGuy9001]

How Scott and his friends manage to keep it together durning some of those Jokes just astounds me. I couldn’t stop laughing lol.

[@ceoatcrystalsoft4942]

Retakes, cuts, and lots of editing

[@calebguiley9350]

Have you seen the behind the scenes?

[@grey3247]

@@calebguiley9350 the corn dog

[@mikemcdonald2355]

Lol watch his bloopers videos on Scott’s stash and you’ll realize they do not keep it together

[@TyGuy9001]

Yeah, Ive seen a lot of their outtakes and I still think it must take them so much just to say their lines straight. Especially with how giggly Scott can be.

[@KonohaElite14]

"He's been dead the past month" "What the hell he didn't tell us" Fucking. Hilarious.

[@wortelmachine4832]

ikr this his funniest vid EVER

[@rheenusthebeanus4559]

I sure hope Wendy's Employee gets well soon, I too was dead not that long ago and it blows. I am enjoying seeing his brother Target Employee on screen though, really digging deep into the lore on this one!

[@theskydomain3794]

I wanna know how was the experience? I haven’t tried being dead yet but my heart is telling me to at least test the waters to know if it’s the right thing for me or not.

[@charlesvattimo4674]

@@theskydomain3794 The psychotic madness of Scott’s skits are making us have a civil discussion about attempting suicide, but temporarily.

[@7rhymes599]

@@theskydomain3794 I tried being dead for awhile, but my Loan Shark dug up my corpse. It was fine for awhile, but if I didn't come back he was gonna kill my family, and if they're there too, there's no point in being dead.

[@AnnualDaniel]

I hope he gets treated for it soon

[@tahunuva4254]

It's pretty chill. It doesn't have any drawbacks that come to mind. No bonuses either, but eh

[@Sephiroth1204]

"I wanna be honest, you don't look like your pictures" "Sorry, I was shot on the way here"

[@dasaiyantv8483]

So are we all going to casually ignore how fabulous Terry Lesler's hair is?

[@wareforcoin5780]

I for one think it's a crime that more people aren't talking about it.

[@Abbaschand]

@@wareforcoin5780 Still not a bigger crime than running a non-permitted pumpkin patch.

[@aidetund6263]

@@Abbaschand gex

[@selap5951]

"Do you have a death certificate?" *Searches himself* "Not yet...?" "Good, I don't want to f*ck another ghost again" Why was that executed too well?

[@orionl7406]

Good acting

[@b.d6642]

Because scott the woz

[@adumboiiisquared]

executed lol

[@musicalmoongirl5055]

Know what else was executed? The ghost.

[@Emperor-Z]

again?

[@TheBellPepperBeef]

“Why is your blood yellow” “I’m colourblind”

[@mpdpr1]

Best Scott line ever Love these guys

[@Dolamieu]

@@mpdpr1 mine is What’s in the crockpot cereal

[@sebbaa93]

i had to actually pause the video.

[@graysonmulder9529]

He has an iron deficiency because he is vegan.

[@demongirlkisser]

Omg I saw the video too!

[@TheVividKiWi]

Anyone else agree that the skits with Scott and his friends have gotten a LOT better lately? It may be that they’re more used to the camera now, but they nail the Scott-style comedy dialogue 10x better than when I first saw them in his videos. I think this is one of my fav Scott videos.

[@Shadow-yc7yy]

What was his first one?

[@Shadow-yc7yy]

@Brady Burkett thank you

[@Shadow-yc7yy]

@Man Mountain his deadpan delivery and horrible acting is the best part of his character

[@incoherentfool9612]

If you watch some of the blooper videos you can see that sometimes the lines were supposed to be deliverled badly on purpose

[@unnamed_yt]

“It’s a one man job being alive” *well I hope they add co-op or online multiplayer next patch*

[@fackimgoingtocummm6302]

turtle burgerr

[@whos_.eric.]

PIZZA 🍕

[@omarolmosstudios7060]

Cheese 🧀

[@torquedawg1004]

tier zoo vibes

[@ethantreadway9478]

It’s a ?

[@Regali123]

"I got to be honest with you, you don't look like your pictures." "Sorry, I was shot on the way here." Excuse me but *_what_*

[@liamsamples2965]

Welcome to Scott

[@aturchomicz821]

*America*

[@GravityGuava]

atur chomicz don’t catch you slippin’ up?

[@joegardner851]

@@aturchomicz821 *ohio

[@kylekrupa9476]

“Here is a list of my sexual partners” “Is it ok to call them.” “I see why not I never missed a day and always came on time.” Underrated joke of the year.

[@willcrabtree9561]

“Wait a minute, this is your job resume” 😂😂😂

[@MLPGamer44]

@@willcrabtree9561 whaaats the diiifernce?? 😂😂😂

[@linus855]

@@MLPGamer44 *seinfeld theme starts playing

[@fulfordwritesmusic]

@@willcrabtree9561 no it’s not! the last girl i was with was named walgreens! big deal!

[@theshepdawg6809]

This entire video is underrated. I legit think it's one of his funniest videos.

[@vanillacrazycake5982]

"He's been dead for the last month." "Well maybe we can speed date in honor of him." IM CHOKING

[@brendanmilburn9067]

"I'm not f**king a ghost again"

[@YesLegend936]

You mean “I’M NOT F**KNG A GHOST AGAIN!!!”

[@CJCat64]

A G A I N

[@Akamos]

nooooooo wendy’s employee died offscreen??? this is such a tragedy man I was mistaken I apologize he died on screen I just assumed his death was impermanent as always

[@zadeinator2370]

pretty sure he died in the memory card episode

[@NicusStudios]

He died in Memory Cards...

[@jessbian]

this is his second time! u think next time he's gonna get ice cream?

[@farinjhaibreilegenesisc5847]

F

[@ReactedDrop]

He died in Memory Cards and you can see him on screen

[@jessthebenjamin758]

I love how the description says “featuring” when she’s in the video for like 2 seconds

[@jonathand.4088]

It's funny cause that's not even Girlfriend Reviews in the video

[@snowpoint720]

@@jonathand.4088 yeah, who is it then LOL. i'm a fan of Girlfriend reviews

[@wareforcoin5780]

@@snowpoint720 Everyone's a fan of girlfriend reviews, and everyone is also wondering who that is.

[@declanmcsherry9368]

I need an answer to this!

[@superstar1thechannel928]

Yeah who is that,

[@cinsy1861]

"I couldn't imagine anyone else being a part of the fuck Scott taskforce" "Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way" i'm dead this is so funny for no reason

[@spaceofvoid]

So... this would be like the third canonical appearance of a woman in the Scott The Woz lore, right?

[@theshakyguy]

*appearance

[@couch3studios269]

@@theshakyguy *iridocyclitis

[@clamdove3292]

what are other 2

[@sunshinescam2003]

@@clamdove3292 the first was in the Anime Games episode, and the other was in The Trial

[@TheyCallMeMrMaybe]

@@clamdove3292 I HAVE TO KNOW NOW

[@keksidy]

"Why is the blood yellow?" "I'm colorblind."

[@Wildteen354]

Man with no username i didn’t know he was actually colorblind I just thought it was a reacquiring joke

[@shonenfanboy1943]

@man with no username wow that's funny and interesting at the same time.

[@spultra2007]

@man with no username i didn’t know that’s genuinely hilarious

[@deadchannel1413]

@man with no username okekekekkee

[@coppermustache5677]

"Do you have your deathcertificate on you?" "Sorry, not yet." A regulare coversation in the scott the woz universe where death is temporary.

[@DaSheepKiller]

And now we have a new addition to the lore. When you recover from death, you get a death certificate.

[@ronantheronin3521]

And Chibi-Robo Ziplash is eternal.

[@Abroadinkorea711]

Regular

[@wortelmachine4832]

its my favorite universe

[@KingKayro87]

Death is obsolete in the Wozverse, except when it isn't, except that it always is.

[@aster-bloom]

very subtle joke i love in this episode: at 0:37, when Rex says “I dropped everything I was doing to come here”. the guy is wearing a hospital gown. do the math.

[@justgrapes5871]

Oh fuck

[@jackmrsich3178]

Uhhh... I don’t get it.

[@justgrapes5871]

if you mean the og comment, it's saying that he was having surgery done on him, and he had the procedure stopped so he could come.

[@KingKayro87]

@Aydin During which two years was Scott not a human being?

[@unionjack0638]

@@KingKayro87 probably a phase in high school

[@ThunderLord-fq7rk]

"Hey, is this the place -?" "NOT NOW!" "I'm now certified." Best line ever.

[@morganwheeleryear1123]

Virgin 100

[@wortelmachine4832]

he got his v-card

[@OnePunchYume]

I'm crying with joy and sadness for Scott.

[@SHOPAKAHTW]

4:50

[@gr06]

“What do you like to do?” Scott: “Tap Water?”

[@FifthOfNovember_Original]

Fuck. I just got it :D

[@Lone_Rocket]

"Dont you love Virginity?" "I like it but, im not a blind fan boy"

[@ronantheronin3521]

blantant fanboy

[@gu3z185]

@@ronantheronin3521 he said blind but ok

[@LunaArchived]

IDK HOW, but I scrolled to this comment right when this line was said.

[@NeoArashi]

"So, you single?" "My girlfriend drove you here!" Best part

[@crystalqueen9711]

I like to imagine that was going to be an outtake, but Scott kept it in

[@daniel-andersson]

It was improvised! You can see them come up with it in the bloopers :D

[@fennemon]

Ok let’s be honest, the final episode of this season is going to be Gex.

[@akamag6054]

without a doubt

[@carsonrusyniak8275]

Let’s hope so

[@a_person5668]

That or the L button

[@Kalvinjj]

The lack of Gex memories callback on the It's Awesome baby! video still left me weirded out

[@saifuusuri]

If ya can't have sex, settle for Gex.

[@wille5080]

“The f*ck Scott task force” “I interpreted that in a different way...” 😂🤣💀

[@mooboy]

So did I LOL

[@charlesvattimo4674]

Honestly, if Scott really wants to lose his virginity, he needs to... well, not exactly lower his standards, but rather have an open mind. Sitting across from him are several attractive men, and to be honest, I think this video would have had a wildly different ending if it was posted in June.

[@sleeplessdistrict3897]

@@charlesvattimo4674 this comment is cursed

[@awesomerinc.8553]

@@sleeplessdistrict3897 *blessed

[@MaxOakland]

@@charlesvattimo4674 why would it be different in June?

[@thatblast]

The life goal of being an uncle is pretty difficult, especially when your siblings are very anti anti virgin.

[@Hapetiitti]

I had to read this several times to get past all the layers of negativity

[@thatblast]

@@Chad_Eldridge pro virgin is anti sex so no children being made

[@pjzg2686]

"He's been dead the past month" "What the hell, he didn't tell us" Don't you hate when one of your homies dies without the group

[@NAFProjects]

Pretty sure that's actually a reference to "Great Mysteries of Gaming"

[@kerocrimson5289]

@@NAFProjects It's actually a reference to "Memory Cards"

[@Daniel-kx3zz]

To be fair, Jeb tell them when he died in Great Mysteries of Gaming.

[@orionjustmelted]

Good thing today was the day I said “man I really hope Scott the Woz releases a video similar to Homecoming about Speed dating!”

[@Gino_andTonic]

I said that right after I woke up

[@normal_username3231]

I personally wanted something like the chia pet video

[@BictorBedeFan]

i have said that every minute since i was born

[@meredithh8669]

Ever since I was a fetus I've said that....finally my lifelong dream has come true

[@yowatchie]

All I need is a “hey you, Scott here” to agree to a date.

[@pizzadragon2699]

"hey you, Scott here"

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

wooo date time

[@squidsushi8644]

I've never heard that take on it

[@jaxon-t9983]

Everyone: *Sad that the Wendy’s Employee died* Me: Isn’t death in the Scott The Woz universe just a minor inconvenience?

[@rsome977]

No, murder is.

[@rosesske2551]

So it's the dragon ball universe.

[@HeftyDan]

He must of lost a chance time

[@almightycinder]

He didn't recover.

[@Carraway-]

Scott the Woz is just a part of the Scott Pilgrim universe. Wendy's employee is probably just on a respawn cooldown or something. He dies a lot, so it makes sense it'd take a while.

[@Tellysayhi]

True story: i have a cousin named after a Wendy's employee. Aunt was very pregnant and very hungry, so went to Wendy's for a chicken sandwich. She saw that the cashier's name was Annabelle, thought "that's a pretty name, I'm going to name my daughter that" and boom, cousin named after Wendy's employee.

[@imasimplerug]

I miss read that and thought you had a cousin named “Wendy’s Employee”

[@Pixelcraftian]

@@imasimplerug Unique name, rolls off the tongue, somebody’s legal name should be Wendy’s Employee.

[@MarbleSodaPop]

That reminds me of how I'm named after some random woman who was on an episode of reality TV that my mom saw soon before I was born. I Basically, her and my dad knew what letter they wanted my name to start with, and when she saw that name she thought it was perfect, even if the woman it belonged to was, in her words, "kind of a bitch"

[@BugsyFoga]

The fact that there's a different between being dead and being murdered in the scott the woz is something that anyone shouldn't be surprised by.

[@naga7900]

Well you have to understand that people die when they get killed.

[@BugsyFoga]

@@naga7900 But if they get murdered they can come back from it .

[@willowdoesvideos]

"Why is the blood yellow?" "Yeah I'm colorblind."

[@liketocodev]

@@nbanza2 lemonade

[@balance-breaker9826]

@@liketocodev yup

[@carrotcommunist9216]

@@liketocodev ever seen him taste lemonade?

[@Heavouslicious]

@@liketocodev Jarate.

[@dillonqaphsiel7977]

The therapist uses a child’s drawing of a mic as a mic.

[@FrickinRumbi]

It’s pretty great, right?

[@MattStarzing]

that's why it sounds like that

[@midknight1339]

Maybe it sounds that way because of the sweater? Idk

[@eduardoseitz5125]

"Yeah death runs in the family" I loved this video, it has so much of that "college group work" vibe to it lol.

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

3:43 "So. I heard you have a dead brother" "Is it really that noticable?"

[@Untitled_Niamiko]

"Wow, you're so dreamy, you have those 'I have a dead brother' lips!" "It _is_ dead brother season."

[@UltraHylia]

An A press is an A press... you can't say it's only a half!

[@aristoshii]

@@UltraHylia take a hike

[@vanillacrazycake5982]

@@UltraHylia I was too late, you already commented that

[@CoolPlayersVic]

@@UltraHylia *never heard that one before*

[@Celestiallide]

"What the hell! He didnt tell us!" - Man who watched him die

[@benschiemer]

well that was the first time, he recovered since. we dont know that he saw him die the second time

[@CoolPlayersVic]

Actually he died in the Memory Card episode

[@benschiemer]

@@CoolPlayersVic my bad

[@theplagueofpestilence8504]

" I'm only a recreational virgin, anyways I can get married anytime I want to." -That's gonna be a meme.

[@doginhat13]

I get that reference, I too use words

[@Moliminous]

Every now and then my eyes glance to the edge and I notice the blue borders. And then I can't stop noticing them

[@CatSurfer]

Oh no! Why did you have to say that!?

[@autismandgaming4532]

You knew before a lot of people

[@Asher-oo4bb]

He made an entire movie about that you know

[@UnculturedSwineStudios]

Scott has a special kind of blood that dries a full minute before he starts bleeding

[@deathstrike]

Just tell Scott that shovelware hour will be on Christmas Eve and he will bleed out faster than a gamer after a Cyberpunk crash.

[@codysandusky2130]

I love that Scott still has at least two cans of baby clams - and I'd be curious to see what damage occured from that can slap.

[@316whatupz]

they are now adult clams preparing for revenge

[@Tudsamfa]

"Hey we need an actress and think you'd look great for this comedy short" "Ok, what do I do?" "Just walk into the room... perfect, now we shoot the scene where we scream at you to leave and we're done."

[@MalakHBazzi]

Exactly what happened.

[@turtleanton6539]

@@MalakHBazzi nice

[@sonicmeerkat]

probably the easiest paycheck in a while lol

[@ishavsethi9347]

"what do you like to do ?" "tap water" this guy should be a screenwriter XD

[@EpicAdrian3D]

"He's been dead the past month." "He didn't tell us!"

[@shawnfields2369]

Geez, doesn't he have any respect for his friends! Not telling them he's dead is one thing, but being dead for the past MONTH!? That's just incredibly inconsiderate of Wendy's Employee! Jeez, TELL someone next time you die! Don't just keep them waiting, wondering where you've been for the last month!

[@Sancredo]

"He's not picking up"

[@mollymay4846]

You could say they were. ... ghosted.

[@faithsmith294]

I honestly prefer these sketch videos over the video game content, Scott and his friends just play off of each other very well

[@SethKasso]

I have to agree. Everyone plays their part so well and the chemistry is amazing.

[@allthelonely4287]

I honestly wonder how many of Scott's subscribers are only subscribed to his channel just because of his comedy and not his video game talk.

[@dasboom7133]

Agree, but can someone get him something better to record audio and video on besides his DSi?

[@QuintaFeira12]

It helps that all of them have their own little trope. Like, Jerry Atrics will either smile scream out of place, Rex will always get annoyed at the most unconventionally improbable thing for a whole episode, and Gex guy Gex.

[@benjaminfigueroa1833]

Both are fine imo

[@unicodefox]

"why is your blood yellow" "yeah, i'm color blind"

[@Gary-Eng]

holy shit

[@ryantrusty8933]

it's genius

[@ishi_gho9695]

This genuinely might be some of Scott’s smartest and funniest material. It’s a shame these non-gaming-related videos get only a fraction of views his normal videos get, but he says he doesn’t care much about the views, so please Scott, more of this!!!

[@IzzielBaksai]

"Learn to be alive for once!" Soon, Therapist. Soon...

[@accountwontlastlong1]

I can imagine someone in a fantasy world shouting that at a skeleton, vampire, zombie, anything like that.

[@bodj442]

This man will never run out of content.

[@hplwonder4054]

If scott becomes an anti-virgin, "scott the woz" would be cancelled

[@thisistheplan414]

scutt the wiz

[@b.d6642]

I don't know what i would do with myself if scott lost his v card! I would feel betrayed!

[@hplwonder4054]

@@b.d6642 thankfully he denied it, until he becomes either an uncle somehow, or becomes a father

[@Yickerd]

He came close...

[@SilverLatency]

He was an anti-virgin in his video about how the wii u failed

[@adi9530]

"Why is your blood yellow? " "I'm colour blind" The sheer comedic genius of this man is unmatched.

[@pAirA_]

This was Terry Lesler's own idea, if you watch this episode's bloopers

[@enderhippo9897]

the second female ever in a scott the woz video edit: third, forgot Anime Games

[@redtankgaming7881]

Is that his girlfriend? Edit: ok ok yes it is not his girlfriend I literally just found out after writing that but was too lazy to change it

[@lowercasen5876]

@@redtankgaming7881 read the description

[@carternelson6034]

@@redtankgaming7881 nah read the description

[@aidanredding8058]

Third actually

[@shanez1215]

You forgot the one from Anime Games

[@OrangeToadGamer]

*Scott The Woz* & *Dating* in the same sentence *I never thought I would see the day*

[@zechariahellis]

There’s now canonically two real life women in the Scott the Woz universe.

[@csolisr]

One of which appears for exactly a single line

[@GetShrekd]

who's the other one

[@BigBrawler]

The one that appears in "The Trial"

[@Dope-or-Lax]

What about the girl in the anime episode

[@Bomberninja]

@@Dope-or-Lax anime isn't real

[@benbot5173]

“I’ve been a human being for 21 years, why would a 23 year old need another human in their life?” What are you suggesting?

[@airplane6417]

2 years of being a god.

[@girly_trickster]

I think its becuase he died in one skit 2 years ago

[@youpickwario1992]

“ Anyone else fighting in the war against virginity " “ I'm vegan I'm good " Lines like this is why I love this channel

[@Pluike]

I went to Wendy's the other day and they got REALLY mad when I asked to speak with the dead employee idk why.

[@drmegasteve4335]

I don't think you did enough HARASSMENT

[@Dynastone]

Society :(

[@lots_of_biskits7536]

Maybe you should look for his brother at Target

[@nicks8946]

Nobody can take a joke anymore that’s why man. Those people are uncultured

[@lilnarwhal5222]

can i just say, they are the funniest people alive, or dead for a month or two. i love when the entire cast is there.

[@pancarialice]

as a girl i almost started screaming when i saw that scott could hold like four fucking video game cases in his pockets

[@poggersuni9637]

the power of male pants

[@pancarialice]

@@poggersuni9637 they’re like a bottomless pit

[@RealPetkovic]

So that's what I'm missing!

[@kk-kw5ml]

Hottest man ever

[@pancarialice]

@SAFAIA i literally said “as a girl” LMAO

[@UFereSanyo]

Jerry Attricks is the only Man who can have the Manly Mustache he has and have it to look awesome on him.

[@mayosanta]

"Why is the blood yellow?" "Yeah, I'm colourblind." I don't know why but I find that line way too funny.

[@SamsWorldProductions]

"Before you ask, why yes I have killed a man." is my new favorite pickup line.

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Scott is so much of a chad that he gets dates extremely fast while I can't get a girlfriend all my life

[@dannyoso28]

damn das crazy, L

[@brodown64]

@mr freakout We live in a society

[@aleknowstuff]

Well one day you will have one right now im just like you

[@patrickblakethesaint]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[@Lintyw4lf]

Well for no f***ing this girl.had a crush on me and I liked her back. I'm not attractive at all.

[@comrendu]

“In this video, I will be speedrunning dating.”

[@SethMann002]

WR: 0.31

[@Wonchop]

"Okay, she's talking about her pet cat so nows a good time to read some donos."

[@crimsonwallace5508]

*summoning salt music intensifies*

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

"Im more of a recreational Virgin anyway" - Scott

[@fackimgoingtocummm6302]

turtle burgerr

[@rena8904]

"How is this for charity again?" "I dunno, but it is a write-off"

[@Elemtree]

Ever since the death of Gwen, it’s not been so easy for Peter Parker to find another soulmate.

[@astersworld6169]

Underrated comment holy shit that's good