Scrubs Turk's Blue Handprints

[@blacktimhoward4322]

I love that he's not cleaning the walls in any sense, he's just turning the handprint into a smear. Like his specific instructions were "get these handprints off the walls" and he did

[@siramoras]

I never noticed that haha nice thank you :D

[@ben4771]

To be fair at that point it would be easier to repaint but the focused handprints could show through a light color paint so smearing it first would help with that

[@pinkpuma24]

I love how Turk's go-to response when Carla's mad is "Baby, you know you're my world."

[@ElectroTherapyFTSoul]

Oddly enough, the funniest part about the last scene is how, after the Janitor rats out Turk, he suddenly talks to Turk like nothing happened. It's just normal for him. "Chop bustin'. And doc dustin'."

[@HeyitsMartyn]

Electroshock Therapy for the Soul what’s funnier is that he failed gym. Even though he was an Olympic hurdler.

[@katesam647]

The Olympics had better shorts 😂

[@randomuser6175]

I love the fact that the only person the janitor is afraid of is Carla :)

[@JohnnyC01]

Everyone is afraid of Carla :P

[@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859]

Dr Cox is scared of Carla, I’m pretty sure Dr Kelso is scared of Carla

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Why would he be scared of Carla? I get why the doctors would, she leads the nurses, but what can she do to the Janitor that he can't do back but worse?

[@randomuser6175]

@@gabrielcastejon7914 I don't know why he would be scared I just know he is. If you watch the show you would know it too and if you already watched the show why asking me this question?

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

@@randomuser6175 It wasn't a sarcastic question. I wanted to know if there was a reason he's scared of her.

[@PeterDivine]

"...that's a very unfortunate hand-placement for you..."

[@ZERO_42069]

PeterDivine this is a very common hand size

[@bellerain381]

"Sure, a black guy breaking into a country club, huh, nothing bad can happen there!" Perfect response!

[@omairsh8]

The writing was top notch on Scrubs

[@MitchellTF]

@@omairsh8 ...My country club got its first black member...last year. It's been open for a hundred years... I don't go there much anymore...

[@Russetfur01]

I love the look on Carla's face when she says, "You did this?"

[@tychoderuiter1509]

2:36 I love how she has to point above her own height to point at his face yet she can make him scared nonetheless

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Matt Tych Carla is a scary, scary woman

[@Kerorofan1990]

You gotta be careful around them tiny Hispanic ladies. I've seen a 5'2 Puerto Rican beat the tar out of a 6'3 guy before.

[@stormydragon2668]

@@Kerorofan1990 🎵 I'm not Puerto Rican, I'm Dominican! 🎵

[@Ogahz94]

@@Kerorofan1990 you did not, infact a 6,3 woman couldn't beat a physically able 5,2 guy, bone density, and all that.

[@Zuon94]

@@Ogahz94 It's actually possible and very common. There's more strategy to self defense than brute strength. I've actually known a few tiny girls who took down some harassing guys taller than me right in front of my eyes. Kinda wish I had those skills myself. Perhaps I should ask for their secrets.

[@Rubyofthedead]

They caught him blue-handed!

[@Roddarzz]

Lol and the hands stayed blue for a good part of the episode 😂🤣

[@Kingofredeyes]

I love how even the Janitor, the guy who can have even Dr. Cox duck taped and shoved into a morgue drawer respects and fears Carla. No one messes with the head nurse lol.

[@dreadrath]

Yep, the only one crazy enough to start anything with her and somewhat hold their own was Kelso back in the days when he was more devil than man, and even he didn't always come out on top.

[@musicallyawesome]

I love how the blueprints just appear on the door behind teh Janitor when Kelso shows up lol

[@SongSingsSoprano]

Turk putting his blue handprints all over the wall made the hospital look like a daycare center 😂😂😂😂☠️

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

"Cal Turk here. We don't sell insurance, we sell piece of mind. But only to white people *wink* would you like some milk?"

[@angeltenrih]

"Come on man, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me besides getting married." "She's not here." "This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Ahh, marriage...

[@Dane_Youssef]

I... I kind of like the blue handprints on the wall. It's an improvement. I know it's the kind of thing you'd most expect in Pediatrics. But... it does give it some character.

[@Roddarzz]

"I will always dial the K for you"....that bromance😊😀

[@tahatuncer1783]

Its guy love

[@northbearfireworks]

0:41 no handprints behind the janitor on/near the door, 0:47 handprints on same location WOAH MAGIC

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of [scoff scoff] magic paint or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[@SpeedyEric1]

"How do you flunk 8th grade gym?"

[@SuCKeRPunCH187]

so the show is set in sacremento

[@ongbak190]

That janitor is the superstar of this show.

[@seymourbuttz6419]

Real talk they wer both beyond unprofessional, I've always disliked the janitor for how he behaves but giving away someone's number without their consent or knowledge is a cardinal sin i will never forgive

[@Kerorofan1990]

916. That means this show is set in Sacramento.

[@scyth168]

its in San DiFrangeles

[@Starmadien2019]

Kerorofan yes but did you figure out the rest of the number?

[@briantorres5363]

@@Starmadien2019 kfnapaw

[@LednacekZ]

how could he flunk gym if he was a world class hurdler?

[@Rubyofthedead]

He didn't like the shorts.

[@giannhernandez5013]

The "Blue Handprints" part reminded me of "Blue's Clues".

[@The8thblock]

0:50 how the hell did turk do that so fast? there were no handprints on the door a few seconds earlier 0:43

[@r.k.6680]

"Kafanekapa"

[@brentondisbrowe1435]

lmao its just a common handsize, the oj simpson argument

[@Goodlookgraphics]

How do you leave out the funniest park… “Would you like some milk” lol

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

Back in the days when people typed with keypads, you had to memorise numbers and you couldn't easily block numbers...

[@dr.bongsmoke]

wow really?

[@HypnoSwag]

You cut the Cal Turk scene? BLASPHEMY!

[@joshcook5434]

in fairness, the janitor was in the right to be angry at turk.

[@zlozlozlo]

Why the hell would you cut out Cal Turk?

[@ciaranbrk]

You did this is laced with so much menace 😂😂

[@Schneeck]

Baby if you call Turk, you get Turk! XD

[@kylemichaelsen7374]

I like how no one questions how the janitor had turks urine sample

[@Royed]

....How did they not go to the authorities with the stalker? Seriously, I know this is a comedy show but come on. The dude was LITERALLY stalking Turk. File a restraining order against him.

[@matthewjones2095]

Man dont file restraining orders thats a womans thing

[@Rubyofthedead]

He did.

[@rikosaikawa9024]

I’ll always dial the k for you

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

Damn, I was waiting for Cal Turk.

[@ryuumajin]

"Well then STOP MESSING WITH MY JD!"

[@nin4339]

Carla is such a bossy control freak

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Probably should have changed it to Got Turk.

[@greencello599]

The real question is why didn't the janitor just paint over the handprints on the walls? The ones on glass would just need a razor blade to peel off. Why go through the trouble of scrubbing the ones on the walls if they just smear?

[@jf_kein_k8590]

Depending on the paint used to paint over, the blue hands might shine through, smearing them makes it easier to paint over. Also the Janitor being lazy.

[@KyleRayner12]

How *does* one flunk eighth-grade gym?

[@jobkramer560]

I study philosophy. And I don't know

[@gerstein03]

KyleRayner12 at my school, don't bring gym clothes or just don't show up

[@MatthewJones-jg4eu]

@@gerstein03 or in my case having a cerible polsy

[@jf_kein_k8590]

I mean, couldn't you call the cops when someone follows you home?

[@snick._.c]

Yup Sacramento CA but

[@migosmetro265]

"I failed gym too"

[@TheHadesShade]

I would just block the guys number, and if he'd follow me outside of work, a restraining order will work just fine. (outside of work that is)

[@jaimeeiswriting]

TheHadesShade I’m not sure if a restraining order would allow that

[@Xelltrix]

He did get a restraining order. The guy tried to sue him over it.

[@BrockLee3]

What the crap, man? Why would you leave the part out which showed Cal Turk? Seeing Turk in white-face was HILARIOUS!

[@gartgart4757]

I JUST got that last joke

[@tubeyoukonto]

would you like some milk?

[@aziizrocks]

Hahahah remember lettercoding phone numbers

[@chriso1373]

CAL-LTRK woulda been a good compromise

[@Redstar2613]

I don't know why Turk didn't explain that the only reason he did what he did was to do something nice for JD and he chose to mess with the Janitor because of the countless number of times the Janitor has messed with J.D.

[@chasbodaniels1744]

That would only infuriate Janitor more.

[@mixtremeja6430]

You cut of cal turk... buuu

[@UKFX]

And the bone head cuts out the best part...

[@JHShadon133]

He should of said he did the walls thing to get the Janitor back for messin with J.D.

[@RedWolfe90]

I never understood why he wouldn’t just paint over them

[@jackguest145]

You'd probably still see a faint hand shape under the new layer of paint

[@jamescampbell6724]

If I recall JD does tell him to do that.

[@Rubyofthedead]

​@@jamescampbell6724That was in a different episode where the Janitor caused JD to draw on the wall by pulling his paper away.

[@jamescampbell6724]

@@Rubyofthedead No I remember it was this one. Janitor was scrubbing and JD walked by saying you could just paint it the same color.

[@hello0959]

Unfortunately, 916 CALL TUR isn't a valid number :(

[@alexrose7861]

It used to be! The cell phone was on set and people would answer it every so often. I called when this episode aired but got voicemail. Left a voicemail though!

[@bassamalmulhim67]

So you’re the one ?!

[@rickyray2794]

Lmao wouldn't it just be easier to paint over it

[@teeje8205]

wouldn'T it be way more pointful to just paint them white again?

[@kraken589]

The janitor didn't like the shorts but later on he loves shorts and makes JD wear a pair.

[@SDK2K9]

Or it could be that he didn't like the type of shorts he had to wear.

[@Starmadien2019]

kraken589 he did it to mess with JD.

[@chasbodaniels1744]

The kraken nailed its OP brilliantly. Excellent catch there krak!

[@jayfaisa6016]

Kaf unn apaw

[@lifemetall]

ann call ter?

[@iceytoa1]

@lygarx It's a mobile no? So that wouldn't work...

[@manemperorofmankind8119]

Shoulda been “hey Turk”

[@Stuart267]

I forgot how hot Carla was

[@katesam647]

Instead of “CALLTUR”, his new number should be “TURKLTON”… See? It’s 8 numbers, so it works… taking a break from KZbin now 😂

[@Darkstar263]

I'm begging you, stick with "kfnmpah".

[@studentgaming3107]

Carla is fine as hell

[@fromthegamethrone]

Generic Comment explaining the joke

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Lol!

[@macbuff81]

Flip phone ;)

[@15TEEN]

Flip phone was awesome back then.. very stylish..

[@EuropeanSpaceAgency1]

poor janitor :P ehhehe

[@jmg95]

i do

[@dorkmax7073]

That's called stalking

[@solarlight92]

@rhysinater Nice Catch hahaha

[@Stinkfly3]

kufunninapuh=583866462784

[@blacktimhoward4322]

kfu-nin-ahap

[@TheDegbring]

KFNNNPA

[@GeoffShouldWin]

kafanipala

[@pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241]

Cfnenpa

[@jmg95]

first comment! i love this episode and these clips.