Scrubs Man Cards

[@swetasingh7502]

The only reason Cox made those cards so that he could have the pleasure of taking them away.

[@MisguidedLullabye712]

This show so good at being goddamn hilarious before completely dropping the heavy emotions on you

[@oz_jones]

RayaFrost the series that has Michael J Fox being a nervous wreck and a literal boobie horn. Best series ever

[@aurayafrost6253]

i liked this comment before realising its an alternate account i had three years ago and I'm the one who posted it, whilst back on another round of scrubs binge-watching

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

@@aurayafrost6253 that is actually quite adorable :) thanks for brightening my day a little fellow scrubs fan

[@DudemeisterNL]

@@aurayafrost6253 you cute

[@moaningpheromones]

Like MASH?

[@philosophicaljay3449]

Honestly, I think that when JD threw his last Man Card at Cox and walked off that Dr. Cox gained another level of respect for him.

[@TheShepdawg9]

Isn't that obvious?

[@Tkieron]

That's literally what happened. It's why he gave the card back to JD

[@Rubyofthedead]

@@Tkieron And then he lost it because he asked if Cox wanted a hug.

[@cheefussmith9380]

@@Rubyofthedeadand he knew he was right

[@christopherwall2121]

​@@Rubyofthedead He held onto it as long as he could.

[@ponglenis9273]

Cox having that rant about JD becoming attending physician is his way of showing him how proud he is.

[@Xylarxcode]

JD: I'm gonna have a good year, aren't I? Cox: Anything can happen. Translation from Cox to English: Yes, but only if you keep being as dedicated as you are now.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

I took it more to mean "I have no interest in your silly narratives"

[@thagrammarnazi]

+RealityCheck6T9 I took it as "Bitches get stitches, newbie" but I'm weird like that.

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Xylarxcode no it's not. It had little to do with that at all.

[@theatrix333]

@@RealityCheck6T9 it's his way of keeping him motivated but not giving him all the adoration he really feels for him. Saying yeah for sure but not being too encouraging and giving him too much praise so he stay motivated to impress cox n be better

[@SMAXZO]

Cox: A good year....if you can keep it!

[@pseudohippie55]

"Fancy lawyer on retainer" may be the nicest way anyone's ever described Ted.

[@MasterArchfiend]

Just a shame that he would never believe it.

[@Rubyofthedead]

That's not Ted. The fancy lawyer has hair.

[@Macconator2010]

1: We are men 2: No calligraphy, 3: No lovers quarrels, 4: No taking birth control pills, 5: No listening to Alanis Morissette, 6: No Hugs

[@kevkpatt]

Please u listening to alanis morrissette right now

[@Gebieter]

@olehomer1988 True. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2jLm5d5bZKdmNk

[@love55ickbeat5]

@olehomer1988 It's pretty gay. Showing emotion for another man.

[@thesandwich5321]

You want a hug Julian?

[@lastswordfighter]

Bullcrap a man needs to know write his name and how to write it damn well and fancy at times.

[@arkay238]

Cox knew what kind of attending JD would be since season one.

[@darkwulf23]

Probably. He also probably wanted to reenforced the lesson.

[@沈啍]

He admitted it several times throughout the show: that the reason he even bothered to harass JD was because Cox believed he’s going to be a great doctor. And he did.

[@JustAnotherPerson4U]

It's funny how JDs only reaction to the Janitor's cutouts is 'this explains a lot.' Like he's both surprised and not really surprised at the same time.

[@wolftotem539]

It was a challenge. JD told Janitor that if he was going to bug him he could at least do it as far away from him as he can. Janitor messed with him without being near him. That was brilliant.

[@BJMcB92]

Time to go rewatch all of Scrubs.

[@Fennoman12]

'You held on for it as long as you could, didn't ya?' xD best episode ever, the joke of janitor too!! (definatly a must-see episode)!

[@piglet2548]

Dr. Cox- Doesn't want to talk. Also Dr. Cox- Rants for an hour.

[@Canute87]

The birth control pill man card removal was the best one

[@kirkegaming9542]

2:48 Cox is so proud of him

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

Still one of the best comedy shows on tv.

[@ct0760]

The birth control pill thing at 1:27 had me shoot my drink out of my nose i laughed so hard

[@zilvoxidgod]

you held onto it for as long as you could

[@eksiarvamus8920]

Fancy lawyer? They've got Ted..

[@Rubyofthedead]

The fancy one has hair.

[@88omair]

And what does that mean? Girlfriend's gonna get paaaaaid

[@SuperSparrow45]

"My mom calls me Thunder."

[@rahbeeuh]

RIP Sam Lloyd

[@youtubaholic]

lol how can anyone hate this show? I love how JD says "stupid Man Cards"

[@jesleal72]

This explains a lot.. Hey, meet your volley ball team.. they’re terrible.. 🤣🤣

[@rockoperajon]

Love the look on Cox’s face at 2:53. A perfect mix of pride and guilt.

[@confusedpotatoware4218]

the fucking cut out moving towards the camera at the end

[@Lninjhxor-zy8gs]

absolutely no LOVERS! QUARRELS!

[@JoeDirtisawsome]

This was a great show.

[@Nathaniel21]

you held on to it as long as you could

[@yattaguru]

The birth control pill should have cost JD the remainder of those cards

[@RealityCheck6T9]

Hey! He might have got pregnant

[@inanimatesum4945]

+Trollface Killa he only took one because cox also ate the same brownies with the pill

[@GregaMeglic]

Turk put the pill in the brownies and fed them to Carla. JD also ate them XD

[@PaddyRoon7]

The way he says "so!" at 1:27 always gets me

[@monkeyman767]

You just know Cox knew JD would comment on the hand writing

[@tsipher]

Damn it, now I have to give him a man card, didn’t know listening to Alanis Morisette was one of those things men couldn’t do lol

[@mike-id5uu]

I lost it at the end

[@sabinaz19]

The scene stopped to quickly, if you had waited you would have seen J.D. scaring the crap out of his cardboard self, priceless

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

i dont think you know what you just wrote

[@HorrorGirlNat]

That "Ass face" made me laugh more than it should.

[@Laney.R00]

This is still one of my favorite fictional onscreen relationships

[@johnpoole4830]

One of the best sitcoms ever. Brooklyn 99 took over when this show left us and its still holding the torch 👏👏

[@freppie_]

Brooklyn 99 is a sh!tshow

[@moaningpheromones]

you just lost a man card

[@kallenzor]

3:29 is the best, where one of the images start moving up to JD! hahaha, I dunno why but it makes me laugh every time.

[@rayjaxter]

lol I love this man! haha the relationship they have is jokes haha been looking for this... awesome.

[@ragerodracir]

You can not deny that John C. McGinley looks like Norman Osborn.

[@poppy87]

I want to see if he plays him in a few years.

[@Danimal1177]

JD [Holds the card for 2 seconds]? "What to hug?" Cox [Rips up card]: "You held onto it for as long as you could, didn't you."

[@88omair]

I pissed myself laughing the first time I watched that. Genius show

[@Messed-up-logic]

The jd cardboard cut out, sneaking up behind in the last scene tho

[@dunetepes]

you held on to it as long as you could lol

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Watch Out Behind You JD!

[@freddybeer]

'You held onto it as long as you could, didn't you?' - Cracked up at that bit!

[@remsensor]

I think the moment JD lost all of his man cards was the moment that Dr. Cox always called him a women or women names.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

Gee that is just a grrreat point there Shirley

[@marcelparker6755]

Cox did that long before the man cards...

[@moaningpheromones]

hey doug

[@HairyHariyama]

@Gavin17259 It's a shame that JD's reaction to the statue was cut off.

[@jeremytung1632]

Alright fine take my man card, it expired years ago any way.

[@TheWanderingAngel]

1:17 - scary JD...I cannot believe I've even said that...thankfully I have whisky...all will be well...

[@ahmetkurum4114]

Do you guys know any comedy shows like this one ? Smart,funny and make you cry like a bitch everytime someone says " Where do you think we are" ?

[@ryanocarroll6426]

My old man lost a man card when he let some prick call his family “baggage” and still gave him the courtesy he had no right to.

[@joshdasmiter3]

You had to be me…but JD saying “I’m gonna have a good year aren’t I?” was exactly what I said about that year too. TV feel free to tell me I’ll have another one someday…

[@Unknwnwrrior]

When the Janitor mentions "Meet your volleyball team", the real JD was already assimilated in the line. Check it at 3:00 , the second-from-right real JD is already in there.

[@ChibiVamp232]

HAHAHAH!! The lettering is darling LOL XDDD

[@BurningRubber454]

Takes cards

[@shad0wcecil]

thats how you earn manly points.

[@jamesjames3525]

RIP SAM LlOYD AKA TED. MISS YOU ALREADY FUNNY MAN.

[@mu3addz594]

the janitor being the janitor 😂 he is jd nightmare

[@Gavin17259]

Does anyone else see one of the JD statues coming towards him at the end?

[@madmanjoe1002]

The janitor is moving it to scare him

[@sjs63]

the 3rd is one of the funniest scrubs moments ever

[@poolfan23]

@Unknwnwrrior i no cause wen dr.cox walks in all the JD's are the same light colour but wen janitor points the real JD out he is slightly darker skin tone then the card board cut outs

[@Patriots09ist]

Absolutely no..lovers..quarrels!

[@MikeIke922]

@33Entertainment Yeah because the Janitor moves it towards him in the episode to scare him remember?

[@RJLiams]

This show would not have lasted 1 season in 2019.

[@alphasierra.]

I kinda agree, but could you please elaborate?

[@RJLiams]

@@alphasierra. Call JD a girls name is considered an insult for the show. Now, people hate the fact that girls names are an insult. They'll feel like women in general are being attacked. The idea of the man card would be considered toxic masculinity to people. The show makes a lot of gay jokes that would never get by. Hell, JD was in black face. Even though context makes all of these jokes understandable and funny, it doesn't matter to moral busy bodies. This show would either be cancelled a season in or the writing would be so overly worked that it wouldn't even be the same show anymore.

[@490o]

The fuck are you on about? This wouldn't be considered offensive and even if it did, today's shows are way more 'offensive' than this. Please tell me which shows you were watching that tried to be politically correct. These aren't Disney movies trying to appeal to the largest possible audience.

[@cerooscuas]

“Thanks for nothin...assface” hahhaa

[@SabiSan19]

Haha, this is great :D. Thanks for upping it for me :)

[@nobody-fp5is]

12 years

[@SabiSan19]

@@nobody-fp5is That's insane.

[@Chiszle]

thx for this

[@Asukenick]

J.D. is so cute.

[@MrCid0502]

Really? You cut the bit what JD gets scared by a cardboard cutout of himself?

[@oneprizeonegoal]

..the men of course..MEN

[@Tarrabyte]

My god the quality of this is bad. Good thing I'm gonna upload a better version of it.

[@Elerigo]

he says "Nay"

[@rosemaryjones5550]

I think the lettering was on perpose

[@Moe_DeGrasse]

kinda sad that they couldn't make a story like this nowadays, they were simpler times

[@jaygodin]

I just did that!

[@lastminott]

Technically JD should of got two man cards back.

[@Badgerthegreat]

0:29 - "The women are men. The children are men." Yet he deducts a Man Card later for being on the pill.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

I think Cox should lose a man card for using air quotes

[@Rubyofthedead]

"Air quotes."

[@raffaellla05]

Was this season 2? I am watching now that season

[@MindstormXL]

Nah its season 5

[@wowajudin9434]

Which Episode ?

[@o0xKotax0o]

You cut the vid too soon D;

[@rampant1apart]

Why is the JD on the right moving at the end?!

[@pleasehelp2446]

Janitor

[@845835]

Serious question. Would Cox's constant berating of JD being a woman be allowed today? Whether you want to believe it or not the running joke is JD is not a real man but instead an incompetent girl.

[@theatrix333]

It would get cancelled from tv this day and age yes

[@845835]

@@theatrix333 I doubt the show would get cancelled but I have no doubt there would be some public backlash and the network would say the running joke has to be stopped.

[@theatrix333]

@@845835 yeah prob not cancelled but a lot of complaints

[@moaningpheromones]

It's implied that JD can take a joke and likes Dr Cox and likes the ribbing. It's male bonding. The dynamic is Cox is like his caring drill sergeant. They can also change attending doctors so it's a choice to stay with him. Don't ask for sources, be a real fan and watch every episode.

[@Draukagrissah]

I love how Dr. Cox is such a wonderful display of toxic masculinity, and he makes fun of JD but he often shows how proud he is of him for the way he is, and sometimes even seems a little jealous. And he certainly makes fun of toxic masculinity too, despite being raised in it (see: this whole episode's premise).

[@JarmamStuff]

So 'toxic masculinity' is a good thing now God, current year cannot get more retarded if it tried on purpose

[@BurningRubber454]

“Toxic masculinity”

[@Herv3]

You cut the clip too early. Still a good clip, but you might as well of let the gag play out for us.

[@NeutralShades]

LoL man cards

[@artur297]

when someone asks me if i voted for merkel: "nay, nay, a thousand times NAY!"

[@Feuergraf]

Genau so ist es :D

[@VeroBarriosFan]

stfu don't bring politics into scrubs, LET US LIVE

[@finkretana]

3:28

[@ZradioZ]

dang it..

[@Bun_McByuun]

pwnage :P

[@y2jfan1998]

Cat McCat I cringed at this comment then I saw it was posted 10 years ago

[@RealityCheck6T9]

Lol JD's face at 0.34

[@Snicketlee]

Loool

[@zekopad]

lol me and my friends did this thing once where if you were outa man cards you get women cards and then you get nueter cards and after you lose those you become an inanimate object

[@PhenomsServant4]

Meet ur volleyball team! Theyre terrible.

[@bieredor]

I like beef, chicken and pork..

[@fatherofthenoo]

All the gender fluid, gender neutral ninnies would lose their shit at a show like Scrubs. What happened to the world?

[@Mirandaj94]

Lol

[@givemeanypiez]

yay 1000th viewer :p

[@turandretur]

Hahahahaha

[@Macconator2010]

any religious talk should be caught in the spam filter and censored

[@Macconator2010]

I was joking mate, relax. Was saying it to express my annoyance towards people that do this. I am all okay with people having a religion, what I am not okay with is them shoving it in my face. Again joking.

[@chikitabowow]

In 2016 this is very triggering and very offending... x)

[@Riftey97]

The fuck?

[@GregaMeglic]

Hes talking about the fact that these days just mentioning gender makes you a sexist.

[@DalePWhyte]

*Laughs in 2018*

[@Oly1y]

In 2019 these jokes are as dead as an anti-vax kid

[@choubeyjiii]

hello from 2021

[@FFF813]

Man Cards did not age well at all...

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

It's interesting how Cox equates being an attending to being a man. As if women can't be attendings.

[@vincentrather1010]

proudblackjynx stop me If I’m wrong but didn’t he specifically say that the women were men too. Yeah it might sound a little mansplainey, forgive me for that, but being a man is 95% attitude %5 penis.

[@samuelelliott6498]

@@vincentrather1010 speak for yourself about those percentages

[@vincentrather1010]

Samuel Elliott That statement gives me the feeling you’ve never manned up for anything in your life. I stand by that what I said, being a man is 100% attitude 0% penis. The first statement was like a year ago, I’ve become 5 percent more of a man since then and can admit that the dick don’t matter.

[@MessageWarning]

JESUS CHRIST IS LORD JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !

[@alipaloba398]

Haul Cthulu

[@PhoenixAngel429]

Hand over your man card

[@habedibubu]

hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[@tigergrowl1964]

Amen!