Scrubs Sacred Heart Imagines Being Married To Elliot

[@borgCube100]

“Life would be so much simpler” Legit imagining Turk and JD having the same vision with each other.

[@-simplicity7551]

I think the same about marrying the same sex, always on the same page lol

[@lolipedofin]

I honestly wish... to some extent.... that I love and enjoy penises as much as I love and enjoy vaginas.

[@hardspumoni6940]

@@-simplicity7551 That's not how it works and I think you need to get laid. Same with the other guy.

[@-simplicity7551]

@@hardspumoni6940 It was a joke lighten up. Wanna come lay me if youre so concerned ;p

[@hardspumoni6940]

@@-simplicity7551 I can't. I'm taken for a reason ;).

[@bigbaba1111]

Turk cheating on Eliot with....his own wife in his fantasy is pure genius writing. 😂

[@tristan7844]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣

[@gregorbaby4269]

His desperate clapback right after that is even more funny😂

[@bensonen6855]

I'd cheat with that

[@terraversalvoid5391]

​@@gregorbaby4269IT AINT RIGHT 🤣

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

Love how upset he is after

[@ludrixte1938]

Turk as an upper-class man reminds me of the old spice guy...

[@JSPaul49]

+FatefulMrDeath And the outer him is bear glove.

[@Taverens_Pull]

BEAR GLOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@F22raptorC]

oh god

[@crawlingboy]

L0Kii reminds me of carlton

[@republicof1470]

He reminds me of Dave Chappelle's 'privileged black man' affectation.

[@lachaineakeli4682]

Cox's smile when he's told he's going on the chair is one of the best pieces of acting in the entire series.

[@theseinstrumentals]

A fine actor. He terrified me in Intensity and then made me laugh so much in Scrubs.

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

“Worth it.” *chuckles*

[@Rams4life94]

Kelso's quiet "I know." after Elliot says I hate you makes me laugh so hard.

[@romainsavioz5466]

Different wife same story

[@jackdaone6469]

Ken Jenkins just has incredible comedic timing.

[@vikramkrishnan6414]

I wonder if that scene is a reference to Citizen Kane

[@gregorbaby4269]

@@vikramkrishnan6414 or Star Wars

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

I want this as a gif, so badly

[@azbrowne]

I admire Turks fantasy the most. It shows how faithful he is.

[@attreusmani-iu5586]

"I'm so horny, I'm having fantasies about sex with my own wife! That ain't right!"

[@RevolutionCPT]

I appreciate the thought, and agree. But I'd be remiss if I didn't point out the fact that his fantasy is about cheating on his wife.

[@dudedysseus]

. . . WITH his wife.

[@ackbarfan5556]

He's cheating with on his wife with his wife... whoa, I think I just incepted my brain there...

[@dudedysseus]

Hahaha.

[@jrbuschief]

How has nobody brought up how insane it is to stack “cracker apple cheese;” the cheese acts as an adhesive between the cracker and the apple! Cox was right

[@nina1522]

Exactly!

[@divya951]

the knife agrees

[@williamwinder5011]

He showed amazing restraint in my opinion

[@jeremytung1632]

What psychopaths are putting cheese and apple on crackers?

[@dgnas]

it's exactly the same, just flip it over. i think that was the infuriating bit

[@Davidrsq]

"Diferent wife. Same story..." Kelso, when you are funny, you are REALLY funny!

[@DirtCheapFU]

Davidrsq Definitely my favorite flash. Just the "I know" from across the long table bit just cracks me up lol

[@benmiller9536]

Reminds me of when Dr. Cox said there was only one person in the hospital who was funny no matter what he said and did. Then Kelso walked by lol.

[@DirtCheapFU]

yeah. i liked that scrubs moment also. one of the few instances Dr Cox admitted someone was better than himself.

[@DirtCheapFU]

[shrug] I know.

[@vongolaboii]

what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

[@haranobara]

This clip actually showcases the brilliance of Scrubs. Every character has a distinct personality that enhances the quality of the entire show. Distinctly different comedic identity while being equally hilarious.

[@MultiTwentyseven]

wait this show has characters? wow i have never seen that on tv :o

[@MultiTwentyseven]

@ simp

[@ThreadBomb]

All the main actors had great range, which is more than can be said for the people brought in for season 9.

[@KaosMasterX]

Meanwhile janitor is making up his own lines on the fly.

[@wildfire9280]

@@KaosMasterX not to mention actually original dances

[@michaelsong5555]

Turk is one faithful man. Even in his own imagination (where anything goes), he only loves Carla. And probably JD.

[@kyleboffa793]

except for that 1 episode

[@FatGouf]

I think its "he loves JD, and probably Carla"

[@jofez27]

He's brought back his "Clueless" character in the preppy outfit

[@wolfox7776]

He does love his spouse, and Carla

[@pdoyled]

JD is the pool boy in his fantasy, they just didn't show it

[@DReynolds_OG]

This is incomplete without "I'm glad you're my wife." That makes it perfect.

[@neoasura]

"You're gonna fry for this, buddy" I love Dr. Cox satisfying smile at his own demise XD Also, Elliot looks good in that housewife dress.

[@Kruppt808]

its chilling to think how good of a serial killer he could have played in his career.......

[@UnleashthePhury]

Elliot looks good in damn near everything

[@darthlazurus4382]

@@Kruppt808 He may have killed his parents.

[@daryl772003]

@@Kruppt808 could have? He has if you count his character in Dean koontz's 'intensity' as a serial killer

[@rovhalt6650]

@@Kruppt808 He did. Creepy as hell.

[@mialarsson4972]

Cox being married to Elliot for two whole days? That’s actually quite impressive. I’d give it two hours, tops. 😂

[@J0hnny0hm]

Lol, Carla's fantasy was funniest "Life would be so much simpler."

[@humantacos9800]

"I'm so hard up I'm fantasizing about my own wife; It ain't right!" I've been there brother. I've been there.

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

Thank you for quoting that... of the longest time I could only hear. "I'm so hard, I'm fantasizing..." and I'm like... this sounds really bad... hard up... lol. Although it means "short of money", so not sure how that fits... unless he's saying, "I'm so cheap, I'm fantasizing about my own wife." but while cheap can mean shallow, hard up doesn't... Iono... still a confusing line to me.

[@blauespony1013]

I thought it was "hung up", but then again, English is not my native language.

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

Just sit on your left hand for five minutes. Won’t feel like yours after that time

[@tjn683]

@@PHDiaz-vv7yo I call it...the stranger

[@JezusC]

I was clapping her cheeks son

[@laila1989ism]

"Worth it" 😏 🔪

[@ericcartman936]

For some reason i dreamed about my mother in law 😇

[@johndoe3011]

@@ericcartman936 You and America.

[@piticarus3426]

@@ericcartman936 wait what why 😅

[@Torgva963]

@@ericcartman936 is she Jewish?

[@STEVEN876541]

Turk's fantasy is basically a Chappelle's Show Sketch

[@harmonicajay91]

(Smiles) "Worth it."

[@DirtCheapFU]

(shrug) "I know".

[@chrisvan2688]

It’s more a smirk

[@TgiSlayer]

You gone fry for this one

[@bentmo]

Turk and Elliot is like Tiger Woods and his wife

[@kyeanletofsky3316]

Ben Turner exactly like them, with the cheating as wel.

[@davidec.4021]

Kyean Letofsky yup that was the joke, you got it champ

[@newportnelson]

Yearly comment checking in

[@chunkylefunga]

which wife?

[@macman975]

@Cactus Jack bruh

[@lilly4380]

How sweet is it that even when Turk imagines being married to another woman, he still wants Carla

[@NimbusHex]

Though he's not allowed to have sex dreams about Carla, it gets too weird...

[@DrWh1teCat]

I'd say Turk has the best afterthought.

[@QemeH]

This very subtly shows how people's perception of us is a reflection of THEM way more than it is of US. For a show that's supposed to be a light comedy, Scrubs sure had it's teaching moments :)

[@gary587]

I love Cox's knife spin at 0:41

[@schypht]

Cox's face when the cop says "You're gonna fry for this", classic psycho Cox.

[@Multiroester]

*evil worth it grin*

[@TheJellymonty]

IT AINT RIGHT! LMAO!!

[@Plunkcown]

this is one of my favorite episode bits in the whole show, not just cause every version is hilarious. but also how in the end JD still has feeling for Elliot, unlike everyone else for him its not a ridiculous joke to be married to Elliot. He actually wants it

[@Makoto7494]

You cut out JD's! I know it's not funny, but it's the one all the others build up to!

[@ZetsubouZolo]

"IT AIN'T RIGHT!" I'm dying.

[@oisinallen]

Turk's rich guy voice absolutely killed me!

[@BlackAndWhite9999]

I love how Cox turns the blade over when he contemplates her murder.

[@premier_leaks]

the way dr cox twisted his knife was pure PRO...

[@Keytaster]

"You've been a naughty girl, Lupita!" Lol, he even has a faint British accent ;-)

[@nickz5849]

Dr cox should definitely be the new joker with that grin lmaoo holy shit

[@katienelson8053]

im kinda annoyed you missed out JDs, I was looking forward to it its the cutest part :C

[@dreamingdan2079]

Yeah but it's the most boring one.

[@JSPaul49]

Dreaming Dan Because it could actually work and isn't a joke.

[@dreamingdan2079]

I watch sitcoms for the jokes though not for documentary realism. Each to their own.

[@JSPaul49]

Dreaming Dan I was agreeing with you. And I still do.

[@jamesjames3525]

Rip Sam Lloyd aka Ted dearly missed by all😪😪😪

[@InkubozuNikki]

Read up on it. Jesus Christ his health! The man had two critical cancers

[@LilyGrace95]

D'you know what I love most about these fantasies compared to JD's at the end? In none of these is anyone wearing a wedding ring. Not Elliot, not Dr Cox, or Janitor, or Turk or Dr Kelso or Carla. JD's fantasy on the other hand, they both are. I LOVE that; it's so subtle but it's says such a lot at the same time :)

[@floncer]

rewatched it again and I gotta say... Eliott wears ring with Kelso and Cox, not with Carla or Turk though and I cannot see it clearly on Janitor so I gona go with Cox-like WRONG!

[@godlygamer911]

you must have watched a different video than the rest of us

[@ichodernicht8131]

@@floncer DORIAN!

[@dlpg500]

cox's was so great

[@JSPaul49]

What if the reason he became a doctor initially was to do that to people legally?

[@SpeedyEric1]

"Worth it."

[@Crispy27]

+joshua Paul That's....not how an MD works.

[@Sewblon]

@@JSPaul49 He isn't a surgeon.

[@Nizzemancer]

"Different wife same story" Aaah kelso, I knew you'd say that.

[@4pl3x]

i love how dr.cox smile when hes gona get the electric chair.

[@Grayson_Baker]

The smile on Perry's face is perfect!

[@MrMichealHouse]

Cox's smile is everything.

[@SpeedyEric1]

Worth it.

[@TigerTigerII]

Aww, Janitor wants to start a daycare center with Elliott, cute :D

[@garyoak8974]

I'm surprised that there isn't a "Scrubs Carla Bi Moments" compilation

[@SpicyPepperon]

Most notably when she kissed jd

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

Isn’t there only one other moment where she jokingly agrees to a three way with another woman with Turk?

[@mjg1544]

“Lupita” looking smokin’ in that maid uniform and fishnets.

[@raquel3010]

IT AIN'T RIGHT! This line gets me every time :)

[@MINTY_FN]

I feel like it must have been a lot of fun for the cast to all get to do their own version of the "JD daydream face"

[@sddfdsfdsf]

You're gonna fry for this buddy! *grins* That grin still gets me everytime!

[@Rawen1982]

2:42 I'm pretty sure that a lot of guys and gay gals went "Ha! Yeah, right." at that statment.

[@Based_Chameleon]

Am I the only one who thinks John C. Mcginley would make a great Joker after seeing that smile?

[@Keihzaru]

The funny thing is that Donald Faison actually is married to a blonde, he plays golf and trades in the market.

[@Stuart267]

Love how Turk cheats on his "wife" with Carla. Jebus she looked HOT in that maids outfit

[@romainsavioz5466]

DAMN RIGHT

[@jorgebarriosmur]

ooooo yeah!

[@DeaconArael]

«You’re gonna fry for this, buddy» «Worth it»

[@dx7689]

If the police actually knew Elliot they’d be letting Cox go.

[@asulei]

hahaha I love Cox's daydream, just goes to the show the writers on scrubs can have a good go at anything! I wouldn't have minded a CSI-esque episode starring the cast !

[@rinpaisys]

I love how jd’s headtilt imagining slowly catches on to everyone throughout the series.

[@Sinfaroth]

You lookin fine as hell today, giiirl!

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

02:27 *sigh* shoe shopping.....

[@lourencodenardinbudo686]

Underrated!

[@michaelscott6022]

Satin panties!

[@DminorWolfy]

Lace bra!

[@yocebaby1]

I love how almost all of the scrubs clips were uploaded at the beginning of youtube.

[@LordDragon38]

the last one with Carla and Elliot is the only one that matters :)

[@pkphantom]

"Life would be soo much simpler..."

[@LordDragon38]

pkphantom damn right it would lol

[@mncdssctn9110]

It sounds like it would be simpler, but statistics seems to speak against that. Gays and lesbians breaks up and divorce basically as much as straights.

[@mattdickson2]

MrCSP24 no it is not ya homophobic piece of trash

[@seg162]

@@mattdickson2 Revealing statistics aren't homophobic

[@TheBASb]

the way cox laughs at the end perfect psychotic laugh

[@Krezo200]

Cox' smile always make me smile

[@livinlicious]

Im disappointed in how few comments about CarlaXEliott are here. You all need to talk to the Todd...

[@fullmoonsociety7463]

Cox's fantasy is dark af This show would probably be too controversial nowadays, especially with all the ass slapping

[@Awwscrewit]

We all wanted to see The Todds version.

[@HealthyObbsession]

Dr.Cox’s is my absolute favorite the knife flip is so wrong but so hot But Turk’s ‘IT AIN’T’ Will always make me lol

[@CashClock]

Dr Cox reminded me SO much of Edgler Vess from Intensity (Same actor). He even holds the knife in the same way.

[@Kerorofan1990]

My God, someone else on Earth who saw Intensity.

[@CashClock]

...Brother, is that you?

[@jakirakumahata5701]

Get over here boys! You get over here and give your father a hug!

[@SamHeaton264]

***** This is the best comment sequence on youtube.

[@Kerorofan1990]

Sam Heaton And you ruined it, dilweed. Good job.

[@junaidglenton5227]

“What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap “! Bob kelso how you doing ! 😄

[@shihoblade]

LoL Turk's was a perfect rendition of what we think of white people when we have never met any of them.

[@misslanfeartelamon]

For me the most interesting one was Turks, because it shows how he perceives Elliott as a rich, privileged woman

[@fighterck6241]

Well she is...

[@troilusmaximus7547]

so I guess this is scrub's variant of "Launch of a Thousand Ships"

[@Kalenz1234]

Cracker - apple - cheese Cracker and cheese are mostly dry so your hands stay clean. Apple is juicy so it goes in the middle. By doing cracker - cheese - apple you'd get sticky fingers.

[@CCCXIV_]

That melody in the background really sets the mood for Elliott & Carla

[@Jack567898]

The way Dr. Cox spins the knife... this has been practiced!

[@BuceGar]

"Worth it." - Never change Coxy, never change.

[@elbenji101]

2021 anyone? Can't believe it's been so long

[@ArtieMcCannMusic]

"It ain't right!" Love that bit :)

[@lboog081284]

Cox & Carla made this whole damn video.

[@Imsupercrass]

I want Carla in the maid outfit! BAM!

[@carbodude5414]

I like how these scenes keep roasting Elliot

[@israelcortes6714]

Carla did look good with her hair like that though

[@NightBlaze911]

Dr. Cox with that kenpachi sized grin on his face as the cops take him away

[@crumbb_m]

*"You've been a naughty girl, Lupita"*

[@Legendary_sartorian]

technically janitor would be the only crazy enough to match elliots crazy

[@larkinaspic5056]

Omg im dying so hard right now over 1:43

[@sophovot5079]

IT AIN'T *RIGHT*!

[@curlykid999]

Am I the only one who thinks Dr Cox looks like Buzz Lightyear?

[@Marcelo_DBZ_Music]

The delivery of "I know" is just perfect 😂

[@astoldbyaja3010]

I think I need to rewatch scrubs again, and the office

[@eddiegesch6299]

Carla and Elliot thank you scrubs lol.

[@nfullenwider]

That moment when you realize that you've played the music in Kelso's fantasy...

[@OfirBeck]

I love how Cox handles a knife

[@natiliee.s.5476]

"I hate you." "I know."

[@Bigpita95]

I hate you. I know. Different wife, same story. Love that part! xD

[@RedsHitpostMedia]

1:15 Wait a minute this actually happened with Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@ZhaoYun320]

TURK I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!! >.

[@2MeterLP]

2:35 I applaud the producer that managed to get these two to kiss.

[@joemcguire9988]

Cracker, apple, THEN CHEESE?! Perry did the right thing.

[@ricardogarcia7308]

“I’m so hard up, I’m fantasizing about having sex with my own wife. It ain’t right!”

[@smudolinithegreatdragobear2433]

Schnukkums. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kills me everytime!"

[@RimshotKiller]

aaaa coxs smile when the officer gets him is so damn awesome :D

[@ТамирланГаджиев-ъ4н]

1:02 Old spice approves.)