The Worst Pirates You've Never Heard Of

[@BlueJayYT]

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[@Randohandle55748]

I wanna a Part 2

[@Randohandle55748]

Can you make a video on some atheist hijinks?

[@M.R.Assist]

Bravo

[@AnimeFan-ot7bu]

Yes i would love a part two

[@filiptang113]

yes, a part 2

[@rcrawford42]

"Hung around awkwardly like an engineer at... well, name pick any social setting." I feel personally attacked.

[@auntykriest]

Yet you didn't say he's wrong. 😯

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Yes, but the beauty is with just the back of a napkin you can work out exactly HOW attacked you are. The rest of us just have to guess at it.

[@afjer]

Same but it's kinda true though...

[@sirneko1278]

..dang, same man, same

[@lman6920]

11:55

[@shinigami1357]

“The splashing sea sent sparkling salty spray showering the sun soaked smiling sailor”- this man’s alliteration is truly unmatched. Who drops bars like that??

[@BlueJayYT]

Words are my playground

[@Genericfakename]

Unnecessary bars, did not have to go that hard

[@Kwauhn.]

​@@BlueJayYTClimbing those -monkey- blue jay bars

[@thejudgmentalcat]

​@@BlueJayYTHow many takes? Be honest...

[@eamondillon2182]

True!

[@DanGamingFan2406]

The way that parrot psychologically deconstructs and roasts Bonnet is hilarious. That and the wonderfully alliterative opening has prove what a master wordsmith Blue Jay is. Also, we really do need a part 2.

[@watershipup7101]

That scene was so good.

[@waterbullstudios9195]

I love that part.

[@BlueJayYT]

Thanks so much man :)

[@Riftrender]

Far funnier in 30 seconds than that entire show about him.

[@thomasgiles5590]

Is this guy running multiple accounts and talking to himself?

[@dwaltjj]

Yes, part II please. Your delivery is highly entertaining and we need to know everything we can about the worst pirates, since there is waaaay to much information on those better ones who hog all the spotlight.

[@RejoiceYardley]

+1

[@megan00b8]

Fun fact: the somali pirates have a semi functional stock market, where you can sponsor crews or even individual missions, and get a share of the profit from it. There is a story circulating on an elderly woman become unreasonably rich after she sponsored a crew with enough funds to buy a single RPG which they've used to intimidate a large cargo ship into surrender.

[@paulabrahamse1135]

Here, RPG = rocket-propelled grenade Sorry nerds, you're not getting rich from roleplaying games.

[@megan00b8]

@@paulabrahamse1135 now I'm imagining them threatening the cargo ship that they'll install Skyrim into their nav computer

[@Curt_Sampson]

@@paulabrahamse1135 Actually "RPG" is taken from РПГ (Ручной Противотанковый Гранатомёт, Ruchnoy Protivotankovy Granatomyot), meaning "handheld anti-tank grenade launcher."

[@tylerepperson830]

Where do I sign up

[@megan00b8]

@@Curt_Sampson Actually you're both right. As you say, the shortcut originates from the Russian weapons, but the modified English version of the shortcut is adopted as a weapon classification.

[@blea1810]

“i don’t want a pardon for the french ones” the quotes in this video are amazing.

[@sovietcanuckistanian]

Thankfully the English never cared about hurting French people

[@clint4527]

​@@sovietcanuckistanianbecacuse one day, a guy kinda invade England with poney and spear. They never forget about it. It wasn't even french, it like USA taking responsibility for Florida man actions.

[@willp2906]

Probably my personal favorite Somali pirate story is the time that Somali pirates boarded and captured a North Korean cargo ship, the Dai Hong Dan. While the crew was captured, they managed to get a distress signal out while biding their time. Their distress signal was picked up by a US Navy destroyer, the USS James E. Williams, which dispatched teams to secure the vessel. At the same time, the North Korean crew attacked their captors, seizing weapons and securing the ship with the assistance of the US Navy sailors, capturing or killing all of the pirates. The most ridiculous part is that afterwards North Korean state media released a statement of gratitude for the American assistance, emphasizing the successful cooperation between the two nations.

[@ashtray3860]

Thaaats kinda fucking sick!

[@wjzav1971]

For real???? I thought North Korea takes every opportunity to paint America as the literal devil?

[@smokeydapot]

@@wjzav1971 When it benefits them. I’m sure the spin was to show the might of the North Korean sailors, as in they match that of the Americans.

[@jabe6935]

Most ridiculous indeed. Didn’t see that coming

[@matthewdubay6409]

that does sound like a good story

[@waffle-waffle5416]

1700s: Oh look a Ship that's totally not a warship, let's board it 2000s: Oh look a Ship that's totally not a warship, let's board it

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Somali Pirates need to study ancient pirate lore better... Or they bound to repeat the mistakes!

[@firefly6882]

Humans never change ✨️

[@kameronjones7139]

​@@ScienceDiscoverer or modern war ships

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

@@kameronjones7139 Also probably should invest in the spyglass, like, ancient looking one.

[@Apathygrrl]

I love how your depiction of Stede looks just like Rhys Darby from Our Flag Means Death. I love that show.

[@brem-]

"worst pirates you've never heard of" 1st guy: Stede Bonnet How can you not have heard of Stede Bonnet, the gentleman pirate, who was so influential that he's in an Assassin's Creed game.

[@zazabrown]

Not even mentioning being the protagonist of an HBO show

[@honest_126]

Tbf you kinda forget him in AC Black Flag, but he was good.

[@BlueJayYT]

Actually Ubisoft put in a lot of effort digging up more obscure pirates for their game! The idea is Stede Bonnet isn't a household name like Blackbeard or Jack Rackham, it wasn't until recently that he became less obscure with a tv show. But still not very well known, I wanted to use this title to make a play on the popular Pirates of the Caribbean quote, "You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of"

[@gamebawesome]

He was too good to be a pirate (In that game at least)

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Who?

[@paintedpig3021]

You really nailed a failed marriage in the first five minutes

[@smalltime0]

Just a little longer than it took Stede Bonnet

[@TheHeck17]

I think he might have personal experience

[@fullmetalx644]

The catapult was a great idea the dog truly had a dream

[@dzmcroy]

I think he took about 85% of the vibe, and at least one joke, from Archer lol

[@CombatSportsNerd]

@@dzmcroyDEFINITELY

[@isawathing8774]

"what, he can talk?" parrot: "of course, don't all humans have that ability?"

[@colonelhammerhead]

"You are by far the worst pirate I've ever heard of"

[@M.R.Assist]

"But you have heard of me"

[@KarmasAB123]

Aw, you beat me to it

[@emanggitulah4319]

Ayee

[@TheNecronCryptek]

@@M.R.Assistbastard I wanted to do that

[@theveazel13]

@@TheNecronCryptek I came here just to do that as well

[@erbkaiser]

Part 2? Hell yes. This is as hilariously informative as ever.

[@dinoz2113]

Part 2 yea

[@pashagolshan6490]

Fun fact, Bonnet was the only pirate captain to not have his own flag, instead using the flag of England.

[@harrietharlow9929]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Arrgh! Gonna help ye out, Stede. 🏴‍☠ This guy is definitely in the running for Worst Pirate of All Time, though I have to say, he's got some serious competition from The Brethren of the (Somali) Coast.

[@baronvonkaiser9912]

close enough i guess

[@vex7830]

This is not true. You are thinking of John Quelch.

[@fredcross2317]

Bluejay: The worst pirates you've never heard of... Said Pirates: But you have heard of me...

[@cleanixx5343]

19:47 Bluejay, I love you for animating the charging of the AK on the correct side

[@eljefeamericano4308]

I second this.

[@miguelpadeiro762]

Bonnet's overtly specific rant on Madeira wine is surpising and funny lol, cheers from Portugal

[@darklordofsword]

Ngl, i was expecting a list of lesser-known pirates, not "the true story that inspired "Our Flag Means Death".

[@derekw4836]

I didn't even realize that "Our Flag Means Death" was inspired by a true story

[@Pankkeli]

@@derekw4836it’s crazy how true to the known facts the show is considering how crazy the plot is

[@darklordofsword]

@@Pankkeli yeah, it basically just amped up the romance and made things a bit more overtly silly.

[@Pankkeli]

@@darklordofsword and delightfully gay

[@Edreyes813]

Fr I had no idea that show was based off true stories

[@romeodahl1283]

18:56 good story for part 2 here! - The Danish warship you see there, Esben Snarre, was AGAIN attacked exactly 10 years later in 2021 on the other side of Africa. A band of Nigerian pirates attacked the warship in the Gulf of Guinea, unbeknown that the ship was filled with special forces soldiers at the time. Every single one of the pirates were shot dead, except for a single one, whos (and I kid you not) literal name was Lucky.. He did manage to lose a leg, though. Very appropriate for a pirate, peg-leg and whatnot. Lol. And then if that wasn't enough, when the news broke out in the media, it featured a danish "pirate expert" who (and again, I kid you not) wore an eye-patch during every single interview due to complications from a loser operation.

[@romeodahl1283]

Laser* operation... My god I sound like a bully haha. He's a cool guy.

[@mortisCZ]

It's like those low level bandits in older games that would try to smack down lvl 65 godslayer protagonist with their rusty toothpicks. 😀

[@rcrawford42]

@@romeodahl1283 Honestly, I think I had a loser operation when I was young. The laser operation didn't happen until I was 32.

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

I heard of the repeated Pirate attacks on the French Navy's "Somme", but at least that one at kind of looked like a cargo ship (if you somehow didn't notice the grey paint-scheme, the four 50 cal. machineguns and rather un-cargoship-like 40mm Bofors in front of the Bridge). But this ... 🤣

[@matsudoambition2509]

Danes spotting modern day pirates: "Hah look at those noobs."

[@wolfhunter98]

19:15 "A 100mm ticket to the afterlife." LOL

[@mateoewig4086]

You dont understand how much I NEED a part 2 of this

[@twistedpixie6972]

Pirates need a whole series. Their history is wild and wonderful.

[@unknown_person_of_sorts883]

have you watched our flag means death

[@twistedpixie6972]

@@unknown_person_of_sorts883 not all the way through yet. My life has been crazy AF. What I have seen cracked me up so hard and I loved it.

[@ACoolKidsProduction]

I think he made it pretty clear that the first guy took up so much time that a lot of the people he had in mind for later will have to go in a second part.

[@changetheworld8418]

the humor in these skits are so archer coded i love it

[@eviehowlett2535]

"HOW DID YOU GET CONQUISTADOR" will be in my frequently referenced vocabulary from now on.

[@EdibleDiarrhoea]

Davey Jones that's no merchant vessel, it's me a Spanish Man-of-war! I mean Peter we all we've all dabbled in red light districts. What? Not a man of Whøre, Man of War! Uh listen, I'm not one the judge but if you're into being eaten just don't do it on company time. No, not Man of Voar! Man of War! Cortez himself he's here? Wait how did you get conquistador? BOOM!

[@CuriousMisterG]

The subtle "Mr.Peppers died?" Is too spot on xD Bro hits too close to home

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

And how both parents completely ignored that question

[@yoursoulsaver3023]

A bluejay vid a day keeps the crippling amount of engineering work away!

[@TheGreatThicc]

"Wha - HOW DID YOU GET CONQUISTADOR?!" had me laughing in a way I didn't think possible

[@EdibleDiarrhoea]

Davey Jones that's no merchant vessel, it's me a Spanish Man-of-war! I mean Peter we all we've all dabbled in red light districts. What? Not a man of Whøre, Man of War! Uh listen, I'm not one the judge but if you're into being eaten just don't do it on company time. No, not Man of Voar! Man of War! Cortez himself he's here? Wait how did you get conquistador? BOOM!

[@noisepuppet]

"go down to the docks if you want to gargle the Spanish so much." --Mrs. Bonnet

[@ludwigkaddin7267]

What a surprise to see you here lol Hope you doing well

[@Holsp]

I haven't seen your videos for the past half a year and I must say I am great impressed in the quality you are able to put out. It was a pleasure to watch!

[@Spiderfisch]

Dont forget the pirates who captured ceasar and got mocked by him for setting his ransom too low

[@rcrawford42]

He came back and crucified them. For undervaluing him. In their defense, his family had been spent into poverty by his grandfather, so it's unlikely they could have gotten much for him.

[@Durandal734]

Let's not forget, the whole time he was captured, he told them he was going to kill them after, and they laughed at him. He also ordered them around, hushed them when he wanted to sleep, and recited poems and speeches he was writing.

[@jonathanallard2128]

You're a Chad or you're not. @@Durandal734

[@FungusMcChungus]

​@@Durandal734and he kept his promise. I admire people who keep a promise

[@yourmomlovespenis]

Blue Jay actually did a video on that.

[@captainlanguage6658]

its nice to know the complete lore to 'Our Flag Means Death'

[@gal71000]

14:38 now I’m convinced Bluejay was referencing Archer Sterling. Love you even more

[@Ragejaw]

"The worst Pirate you never heard of!" "Bet it's Stede Bonnet" Called it!

[@harrietharlow9929]

Yep! I love how Blackbeard kept messing with him.

[@achkrass]

That whole first dialogue between Jennet and his wife just sounds straight up out of Archer lmao. In a good way

[@SavingMsBlack]

It was

[@CrisSelene]

Who's Jennet?

[@ikarus_horizon]

@@CrisSelene It's short for Jtede Bonnet of course🙄

[@JenNittahl]

I'd DEFINITELY like a part 2, this was interesting af.

[@epicbro5453]

00:23 Alliteration was peak

[@scpatl4now]

I noticed that as well!

[@russia4biden221]

Alliteration is for cringe lords who haven't touched a woman

[@alexandruiftimiciuc4950]

How many s'es can I fit in one go? YESSS

[@SmudgysCoasters]

Sibillance actually.....

[@dralliteration]

Thanks for mentioning

[@MusictagJazz]

Captain Johnny's journey from swagger to splatter is the reminder we all need: Not every pirate life is treasure-filled, but it sure makes a great tale! 🏴‍☠️💥

[@march.royalharness4848]

We Need a part 2!! this is great your humor is great, and the fact that all your videos are about more obscure parts of history is great!

[@jakkakasunset5485]

In _Sid Meier's Pirates!_ Stede Bonnet is like the 5th most notorious pirate, with Jean Lafitte, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, and Henry Morgan in front of him

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

That literally doesn't make sense. Nobody has ever said Kidd was notorious, idiotic and pitiful more like. I'd probably change that to Henry Every, La Buse, Richard Taylor, and keep Morgan and Roberts.

[@Tinil0]

@@LadyTylerBioRodriguez This is why you aren't consulted about which pirates are most notorious. Henry Every, La Buse, and Richard Taylor are all extremely obscure to anyone who doesn't actually read about pirates. The average person hasn't heard of any of those people. "Notorious" doesn't mean good. Note that I am not necissarily endorsing the Sid Meier's list either, but your list is noticably worse.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

@@Tinil0 I'm going off infamous for the 1730s. Nowadays yes I'd argue my names are obscure since there isn't many appearances of them in popular culture (Everys biggest mention of late is Uncharted 4 and there's a cryptogram myth attached to La Buse). Who gets remembered well and who doesn't is somewhat arbitrary. I mean take John Rackam, two months of piracy and dead, he was the definition of a nobody in 1720, but in 2024 he's one of the best known pirates. Henry Every pulled off a heist that causes an international incident between India and Britain, inspired pirates like Kidd and Charles Vane, and was the model for the legend of Libertalia. He was also never caught. Taylor and La Buse did a similar heist concerning a Portuguese diamond ship, Taylor managed to successfully retire, La Buse did not. Indian Ocean piracy was among the most successful but unfortunately they aren't well known 3 centuries later. I'm a pirate historian for the record.

[@GargLassie]

Absolutely love that Stede Bonnet is drawn like on Our Flag Means Death 💙

[@TheiaofMeridor]

#SaveOurCrew

[@jeffbenton6183]

6:50 Imagine training a parrot for the sole purpose of being prepared to launch the most devastating diss at the local rich boy.

[@nimsarasamaranayake9918]

0:53 such a mind blowing experience worth it.

[@teslamick1592]

mind : blown 💀

[@cloudykid7278]

The John F. Kennedy experience

[@flapjackfae]

I love your gleeful sarcasm, or sarcastic glee, or whatever it is you're delivering here. Please keep on with regular deliveries.

[@SheoGotSomeCheese]

glistic sarcee.

[@marvelgeek9577]

5:58 I’m Blind Beard, the Pirate! 🏴‍☠️

[@timidblaze9790]

It's a bird! It's a plane! its supe- no no wait.. it is a bird.

[@burningsnow9870]

Tweet 🐦

[@derdude6214]

It may just be a French fucking war ship aswell

[@burningsnow9870]

@@derdude6214 Bonjour 🥖⚔️🚢

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

It's the Seljuk Turks

[@burningsnow9870]

@@TsarFrancisDrake aah!

[@SheldonT.]

I like the "Our Flag Means Death" version where Stede and Blackbeard fall in and out of love and in again.

[@smalltime0]

Im amazed he didn't reference it

[@alexf8309]

Gaaaaa4yyyy

[@thescarvedinsect]

That show is exactly why I'm here. XD

[@gwyngwyn_2416]

@@smalltime0honestly same

[@gwyngwyn_2416]

Fall in love and then… yeah no I ain’t spoiling it

[@ArnoldSolanki]

4:14 'Archer' vibes in this whole scene!! Absolute gold, man!

[@markchinguz4401]

Also the cable part

[@CreamerBeans]

Oh yeah? What about The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything? They've never even been to Boston in the fall!!

[@joedaddy4714]

Goated refrence

[@Rhiggins5173]

@4:13 This seems like a conversation between Archer and Lana

[@BlueJayYT]

That literally was my inspiration for that skit that's amazing

[@Rhiggins5173]

You nailed it, bravo :) @@BlueJayYT

[@XtremechicK90]

Congrats!! 👏🏼🥳😉👍🏼

[@SirViven]

Even got Woodhouse there at the end.

[@EchtMartijn]

several of these jokes made me think he has been watching archer lately, glad others caught that

[@jaketheauroran]

The irony of talking about Nintendo hating pirates, while using the music from Microsoft/Rare's Sea of Thieves

[@BlueJayYT]

Sea of Thieves actually gave permission for their music to be used!

[@Sarcureus]

@@BlueJayYT That's kinda cool of them

[@geraltzrivi422]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEA OF THIEVES WHAT IS A WORKING HIT REG SYSTEM RAAAAAAAAAAAH​@@BlueJayYT

[@BlandSpagetti]

@@BlueJayYThow tf you manage that??!!??!!!?

[@pimhams3646]

Unlike Nintendo Rare is actually a good company to its community

[@teddyboragina6437]

fun fact, a WW2 era battleship against a pirate ship would be interesting because WW2 battleship shells were designed to punch through, meaning it might go straight through the wooden ship for nerd reasons instead of going boom

[@BlackMartialArtsSociety]

Fun Fact The word Buccaneer comes from Jamaica 🇯🇲. It means. Someone who cooks on a buccan. A buccan is Jamaica grill used by the Maroons to make Jerk Chicken. Maroons often hung out with Pirates attacking Spanish ships. my forefather was Ghaniana prince Kidnap by the Spaniards in Jamaica he ran away with he people and joined the native Jamaicans in the mountains and attack the Spanish at sea he was prince then chief and a buccaneer

[@danielhale1]

Yes to part two!!! I've played enough video games to understand the Somali pirates' ambition in taking on war vessels. You're always looking for the next big challenge! I figure their autosave feature just broke and they can't go back to an earlier save, and they didn't figure that out until after the arrest. That or they only have one save slot and "Bing!" the game autosaved when the fight started. We all know how that goes.

[@girl1213]

I wish it was like that. It would make them less likely to be smashed on the Internet for how stupid they are to keep making the same mistake over and over again. At least on video games, you can use autosave and hit a reset button to try and try again until you figure out how to success take the ship. But sadly for these pirates they haven't even figured out there actually is a save system.

[@HummingLantern27]

The leap in animation quality from the first video to this one is insane! Like hot damn!

[@Spicyhaggisgaming]

I have a funky feeling that someone recently watched archer with this humour. Love it

[@kylecasey9254]

"This one died lol" The type of joke that made me love this channel

[@michaellamb4001]

The voice acting in your videos definitely one of the best in KZbin history creators

[@jax2769]

This was easily one of the best written episodes you’ve produced. The entire vid was like poetry with good visuals

[@DirtScraps]

I absolutely need a part 2 of this.

[@alexanderkidonakis9185]

“I don’t want a pardon for the French one”

[@bio9leader60]

4:10 This is a brilliant Archer gag

[@Lindsay6.1]

"I don't know if they grade it, but....coarse."

[@Stickmanzed]

Oh MAN I was hoping I wasn't the only person who got major archer vibes from the beginning of this video. Even that little giggle at 7:57 was a solid impression lmao

[@JacobL228]

@@Lindsay6.1 YES! I was thinking of that same quote. God, I miss classic Archer.

[@jwatercrane]

At 14:38 as well, I noticed it a few times watching this video. BlueJay must be watching archer a lot lol

[@androidinblack5291]

Bro’s going into making fully animated cartoons, this is cool.

[@karmaalstad5588]

I love them!!! 💙🪬🧿

[@avacornthelastponybender8583]

"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've never heard of" "But you have heard of me" "Wha...NO! I literally just told you that"

[@Yacovo]

The Protestant Caesar is a great name for a Spanish ship. Thanks for the video

[@Rammmmmie]

Last time I was this early my wife divorced me

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

L wife.

[@timidblaze9790]

She took the kids too 😔

[@chedrw]

Same

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

I miss her too...😔

[@isimiel3405]

try piracy

[@aquamenadventures4382]

Davy Jones: Do you fear the darkness of the abyss? Bonnet: Clearly you never saw my wife don't you? 😂

[@giladkay3761]

7:54 burned a ship to the ground.... In the sea?? Now that's one heck of a pirate

[@HannoversSoap]

The literary skills of BlueJay in the Bonnet part are really superb

[@Adam-nv9zo]

The parrot roasting the wannabe pirate was gold😂

[@FIoh2000]

Dear BlueJay, i would like to see a part 2. Thank you very much a 30ft. pool noodle supplyer 😂😂

[@Goatmanfeed]

Lol this the best

[@Azrael178]

DAMN i gotta say my bird friend... you have significantly improved your animation. the intro geniuently suprised me!

[@frankiebecchi5307]

Please do a part 2! This video gets funnier each time you watch it 😂😂😂

[@quillbuchanan4299]

He's back, and as fashionable as ever! Love the visuals and humor as always! Would absolutely love a part 2!

[@hunorszentpeteri1732]

Been watching you for like 2 years, it's so good to see your channel grow! Absolutely deserved!

[@felixdarley4374]

BlueJay, you should seriously consider writing a book. I absolutely love the narration of every single video. Every video I encounter a masterful play of words and syllables like the reverberations of a guitar string. Beautiful.

[@Redzpro725]

Yes part 2 would be nice

[@mnemonichotpocket]

Yay! The Jay's back baby! It's as close to Sam O'nella as we can get, but with his own flavor

[@OctaviaDaisy]

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.

[@weik-2936]

"I dont't want a pardon for the french ones" truer words were never spoken

[@Slawt]

nah that intro was NEXT LEVEL!! you cooked my friend

[@leonxdz]

that first skit with the argument was EXACTLY how family guy characters tend to talk.

[@BlackpearlPoorly]

6:38 blue jay's ancestor

[@AntonGudenus]

It's the "braaak" at the end, that get's you

[@kinman3051]

There were so many jokes in this. I love it all. I'm loving the Adventures of Stede Bonnet. And did Blackbeards beard just spark?

[@wolflovergreen8411]

Don't touch the USAs boats ask Japan

[@raddaylawyer3348]

14:32 "the value is from your imagination" then just makes a noose lmao

[@billyoui]

Video dropping at the same time as my lunch break is extremely based. Thank you BlueJay ily

[@BlueJayYT]

ily2

[@juneii1197]

this has to be one of the best videos i've seen in a while. love the goofyness and quality of the both the doodles and information.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I'm pretty sure that Tums never actually go bad and eating ones 3 years past their 'expiration date' is actually perfectly fine. Most expiration dates are just suggestions and don't mean anything.

[@ToastyMozart]

Yeah they're basically just an indicator of how long the manufacturer is willing to *guarantee* they're still good.

[@peanutbutter6720]

Yeah, I think it’s more of a how long they’ll effectively work thing

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@peanutbutter6720 I doubt that would change much, either. They are basically just edible rocks. Calcium carbonate is their main ingredient, which is also their main medicinal ingredient.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@ToastyMozart Yep, pretty much.

[@purplehaze2358]

"In order to keep word of his activities from reaching home, he burned to the ground." Wouldn't it be "burned to the water" since they're in the middle of the ocean?

[@BunjiKugashira42]

I'm sure the remains eventually reached the ground (ocean floor). Just no longer burning. Difficult question.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Some people don't quit just because they hit a few ...hold on a sec... 352, holy shit... uh, I mean 352 quintillion gallons of water.

[@isend2c]

I typically watch your videos at night when I'm sleep deprived and everything is hilarious, but this time it's noon and you're making me choke on my laughs. Commendable job, Azul Arrendajo.

[@purplehaze2358]

Even if one's "occupation" as a pirate is successful, pirate life still kinda sucked. Having to be out in something as dangerous as the open ocean on unsanitary, cramped wooden boats that the waves could, at any time, completely total (fairly easily, I might add) to risk life and limb for wealth that, even if you initially acquire successfully, will thereafter paint about a dozen different targets on your back, while subsisting on nothing but weevil bread and meat that's both harder to ingest and less edible than tree bark is downright hellish.

[@smalltime0]

Most of them started in one of the various Royal Navies, where conditions were hardly better. Then got laid off after most of the warring was done.

[@alanmonteros6432]

I mean the second story with the Somali pirates shows that their life sucked even before piracy and the piracy was a consequence and not a cause of a miserable life

[@1stCallipostle]

Depends on who you are I assume. Like life sucked for the entire crew, sure. But I've heard tell of captains who had their own clean quarters and decent nutrition to the detriment of everyone else.

[@CherryArgus]

I would LOVE to see a part 2, this was SUCH a good video!

[@FGlover63]

I was not ready for this gem of an opening 😂 0:00

[@KogakeSensei]

Ayoooo the legend's back!

[@SwannSac]

you should definitely do a part 2

[@Camille-i9h]

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

[@therwfer]

That heavily Archer influenced valet treatment! Ah I miss Archer.

[@DaMedicWhoSezNi]

6:28 man that dude got obliterated by that parrot lol

[@williamjacobs]

A typical therapist woulda stretched that much hard truth over six months and $2500.