Back to Hogwarts

[@normaltiara]

i still accept this as more canon than cursed child tho

[@baguettegott3409]

we all do

[@barbaraweasley4138]

I accepylt this as Canon more than the actual Harry Potter books

[@ruarikelsey5147]

Well it literally isn’t soooo no one’s opinion really matters on that front. Also I saw the cursed child a few weeks ago and it was absolutely incredible. And also absolutely canon 😊

[@baguettegott3409]

@@ruarikelsey5147 Why ON EARTh would Voldemort EVER have a daughter? This is more absurd than Dobby being Dracos true father... not canon to me lol

[@ruarikelsey5147]

Baguette Gott well here’s two FACTS for you 1. It is canon, you can’t have an opinion on whether it is canon or not, that’s like having an opinion on whether or not sound travels through a vacuum. It doesn’t, end of conversation. Cursed Child is officially canon, end of argument. The second thing is that Rowling understands her characters and universe far better than any fan, she has fashioned an incredible world with gripping people and places whilst the best that most of her fans have fashioned are terrible fan fiction and ill-informed theories. Rowling knows better than you why Voldemort would have a child, just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it can’t have happened in the story. The Harry Potter fandom is becoming as toxic as the Star Wars fandom and it’s really sad.

[@WhitePaintbrush]

I love how it's like *Harry:* "Ugh, I hate that guy." *Draco:* "DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?"

[@somebody-kx9wt]

Don't we all?😂

[@joei9301]

YAAAAS

[@mateopotato7]

no...

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

In the musical it's actually something like this: Hermione: Come on, leave those baby jerks alone. Draco: Did someone say Draco Malfoy I am not sure what exactly Hermione said, but it was something like this

[@lumdug22]

Silver Clouds Lauren is such a blessing honestly and the line is so accurate

[@astrowiz3544]

Harry: No way this year anyone's gonna die! Dumbledore: dies Snape: Dies Cedric: Dies You were saying, Harry?

[@robinalonso-desouza7245]

+Rion Leone Willie E. Coyote is familia with it's weight

[@hayleedickson-munn7312]

Lol

[@lianah7837]

Tina Belcher Snape dumbledore and Cedric all die in different years...

[@lianah7837]

Rion Leone no ik 😂 I'm fuckin obsessed with this show. I'm saying cuz it was clearly sarcastic... so I thought he was talking bout the books. don't ask. my thought processes are weird.

[@lianah7837]

also they mix the years together so it's not really one year it's a little confusing

[@53infernum21]

Okay so maybe I'm a little old for Hogwarts, I'm not gonna deny that... But I know Pigfarts is still waiting for me

[@nphan08]

No one is is ever too old for Hogwarts 😎

[@guardianofpeace6393]

As long as you have a spacesuit and a rocket ship

[@graysonsk4448]

I'm at Hogwarts right now... totally. ahahah I'M TAKING ONLINE HOGWARTS CLASSES.. THAT COUNTSSSSS

[@guardianofpeace6393]

Luckily Pigfarts doesn’t have the Coronavirus

[@wisteria5012]

53 Infernum

[@libbym6307]

*Ron* : continuously slaps Ginny. *Also Ron* :Don't be rude, Malfoy.

[@mushroom5781]

Libby M he doesn’t slap her, he claps in her ear

[@annemichaels9605]

And she may be a stupid little sister but she's his stupid little sister

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

It's because only He can bully his stupid dumb little sister.

[@Caroline28483]

True sibling culture is being harrassed by and then defended by your older sibling

[@nicolewigdortz8963]

She’s a stupid racist sister

[@HuflepuffFangirl]

I love the part where Lavender Brown is like "Bitch I'm not Cho Chang" GO LAVENDER BROWN!

[@mxaj4485]

September 1st, 2018 Dear Diary, I look around at platform 9 3/4 and I think, "I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS"

[@chrisharrison5505]

Such a perfect mix of death and witchcraft

[@wriggleby]

yES

[@callmecoco9199]

Nioce heathers reference!

[@gachamadeline7973]

Heathers... yessssss

[@ebenmorrid]

I mcfreaking stan you

[@gloriaofgod]

"Stupid sister, don't grab the famous friend!" Ron what the heck

[@pantio2194]

Racist sister!!

[@amandawatson5944]

gloria vargas it's actually "Stupid sister, don't crowd the famous friend"

[@JennaisMrsK2]

"Seriously! Who the hell is Cedric Diggory?" "You know, he's that guy! He's just like you! Only taller and better..."

[@oofers17]

And a better finder

[@Victorian_Orphan]

Cho Chang! I am so in love with Cho Chang! From bangcock to dingdang! I'll sing my love aloud for Cho ChaaaAaannnngg!!

[@emotionalsupportsheep5567]

And dead

[@cqnstella6079]

@@musicalgeek5081 hufflepuffs are very good finders..

[@milliemarshall2757]

@@emotionalsupportsheep5567 Oof

[@hannahedwards1432]

If I ever meet Darren Cris I won't have him sign anything from Glee. Nope, just a dozen pictures of him in this musical. And you know what I'm going to say to him? "CAN YOU SIGN MY HARRY POTTER POSTER, MR. POTTER!!!!"

[@miatyae5447]

And if he plays along I'm gonna die.

[@MA-xv1ci]

Omg 😂

[@coltrane1016]

And the picture of the baby with a drawn scar on

[@mylah4507]

Yes

[@sammyleo4624]

I would make him sign a pic of him as Harry and Blaine 😂

[@Pandamonst3r]

Better than cursed child tho

[@littlemisspotterful]

I FIND that way better

[@totoressorp1108]

Hufflepuffs don't get an opinion

[@Everyha1123]

;.;

[@beluga5346]

everything is better than the cursed child. twilight is the same horribleness but still XD

[@kh1340]

I thought the cursed child was ok well I haven't seen the play but I've read it

[@flassyh]

laughed so hard when another voice than expected started to sing for Cho Chang

[@cookiesk3]

+Hanna Banana Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

[@gracekairos]

same... was not expecting that

[@WovenSpade]

im cho chang y'all

[@xoxomars6832]

Hanna Banana SAME

[@cactushiatus4118]

Same who is that! And why😂

[@rebekahdiangelo7000]

I always lose it at "Floo powder power, floo powder power."

[@1225maya]

why cant they do effects for things instead of cringefest

[@Michijoy]

@@1225maya it's a joke..

[@kylen9606]

@@1225maya how dare you, the no special effects makes it perfect

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

@Emily Shepheard Exactly, it's so low-rent it's both hilarious and brilliant. Same for Holy Musical Batman, with his kids toy plane and the guns where they just say 'rat-tat-tat' as they shoot. The only effects are lighting and I love that.

[@feeny9196]

Hamilton who?

[@bradenwolf2179]

Really? This comment made me laugh the most! Good job! I love both musicals, but laugh at this one more.

[@trashabroxd5077]

Be More Chill what? Dear Evan Hansen when? The Lightning Thief is quaking (Lol i need help)

[@neothepenguin1257]

“Are you ready to become a real musical?” Wicked gulped. Hamilton nodded. Newsies shook. Waitress cried. “Yes, A Very Potter Musical,” they said in unison.

[@bradenwolf2179]

Nice. Very nice. :)

[@berrygoth2343]

heathers is SHOOK

[@katyawent4684]

lauren lopez is my savior

[@matthewcollins1709]

Same haha

[@lill1tha525]

Yup me too

[@Victorian_Orphan]

tru.

[@marycruz100]

yes!! i love her

[@Lilly-ec9mg]

amen

[@Estaaa1306]

'Did someone say Draco Malfoy.....' ~ My faverouite line!

[@mmmm22234]

Esther Mcalindon and everyone is like-No?

[@hazapilgrim]

its so great especially since the line that preceded it was "ugh I hate that guy"

[@moondustspark5250]

Favourite* Or if you're American: Favorite*

[@fandomonium8628]

DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?

[@Victorian_Orphan]

*sigh* Malfoy what do you want?

[@ct65pramg]

No no one said your name please transfer as soon as possible anyway the name pigfargts suits you DRACCCCOOO

[@madieslater7078]

Lol

[@FrecklesHasAQuestionMark]

I wonder how long it took the actor for Ron to perfect "floo powder power!"

[@jjhope9116]

When i read this comment, that exact moment came on!

[@sadiegibson5973]

jjtopi haha same

[@plestrange511]

jjhope Same

[@elenarodriguez2402]

It's the Redvines. What the hell can't they do?

[@typizzagaming9967]

That man is joey richter and dont you dare disgrace him by implying there is something he cant do.

[@WhitePaintbrush]

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED If you listen closely to the piano track at 6:15, you can hear Hewig's Theme :o

[@fandomonium8628]

Oh wow, how could you not notice that?

[@elmo2488]

Fandomonium so much else going on!

[@lucygranger9882]

+rosekian Cuz it's Lauren Lopez XD

[@MAYAHART]

+WhitePaintbrush OH MY GODS THAT'S SO COOL

[@myra7011]

Aaa

[@ManticoreMelee]

I'm pretty sure the "Hidden swimming pool" is the Chamber of Secrets.

[@maggiehenderson6048]

No, its the prefects bathroom. (Remember the moaning myrtle scene from the 4th movie)

[@WoManticore]

Maggie Henderson That is a bath, and not hidden. Also, I'd like to think it's referring to the Chamber, it's funny and ironic that way.

[@No-hl4qm]

kitaronicus yeah but the bath is fucking massive...might aswell be a swimming pool

[@WoManticore]

AaronBurley everyone knows about it. How is it "hidden"?

[@No-hl4qm]

kitaronicus because i think they said somewhere that only the prefects and heads of staff know about it

[@crystalcrewe6544]

I'm actually heartbroken. I was playing this song and my mum goes "can you turn off that stupid Harry Potter music" Mate I have never been so insulted in my life.

[@VinkPepijn]

Crystal Crewe hex her

[@unnamedcryptid2827]

jellylegs jinx her!

[@auriolly]

Curse her!

[@christinasanto368]

same though

[@juliasheehan6011]

Sectumsempra her lungs. I threatened to do that to my friend when they said "I'm never gonna read hp" it scared them a little.

[@chocolatemilk2173]

25 dislikes? Thanks Herman.

[@susiea633]

i bet it was all Quirrel and Snape

[@2dani7]

Susie A I bet its malfoy crying for attention😂😂😂

[@mal760]

this made me giggle so much hehehe

[@aleahlittle5514]

This is all your fault jafar

[@keirac3080]

Chocolate Milk it’s all Jafar’s fault

[@canadian_finch2803]

The Malfoy part kinda sounds like "I won't say I'm in love" from Hercules, anyone else noticed that?

[@rachelmorgan9712]

Yes!!! And the whole some is some other some and I can't figure it out!!

[@somebody-kx9wt]

O.M.G.

[@anthonynash2729]

Rachel Morgan The Whole is from one of the "Goofy Movies"

[@fabiolacastellanos8046]

Phoenix Soilder this entire time I have been trying to figure out why it sounded so familiar now I know thanks

[@bonebiterz3165]

They probably did that on purpose to get the drarry shipper because it got me

[@sonia93776]

"I hope next year I will transfer to pigfarts" Actually, next year (3rd year) they went to pigfarts, wow such divination skill

[@mylah4507]

Omg yeeeeeeeesssssssssss

[@einePerson-]

I'm still waiting for a very potter Pigfarts year

[@veronicawhittenburg2002]

Have everything from this song memorized, including the lines not sung.

[@sadiegibson5973]

Same

[@Victorian_Orphan]

I envy you but I am close to knowing all of it.

[@terryjackson-chubick2506]

Yip

[@Lia_235_]

Same

[@LolaRuizGhigliani-cs4uh]

Who didn't?

[@KitKat-mp8tl]

Harry: Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel glares of My cousin, my uncle and my aunt Can't believe how cruel they are And it stings my lighting scar To know that they'll never ever give me what I want I know I don't deserve these Awful rules made by the Dursleys Here on Privet Drive Can't take these stupid muggles But despite all of my struggles I'm still alive I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, its September, so I'm skipping this town Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now... I gotta get back to Hogwarts I gotta get back to school I gotta get myself to Hogwarts Where everybody knows I'm cool Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and it's all that I need At Hogwarts, Hogwarts I think I'm going back... I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky No way this year anyone's gonna die, And it's gonna be totally awesome I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on! And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'Cause together we're totally awesome Ron: Yeah, cause together we're totally awesome! (Dialogue) Ron: It's been so long, but we're going back Don't go for work, don't go there for class Harry: As long as we're together... Ron: Gonna kick some ass! Harry and Ron: And it's gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm Hermione: But let's not forget that We need to perform well in class If we want to pass our OWLs! (Dialogue) Hermione: I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start What I lack in looks well I make up in heart And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome This year I plan to study a lot Ron: That would be cool if you were actually hot Harry: Hey Ron, come on We're the only friends that she's got! Ron: And that's cool... Hermione: And that's totally awesome! Harry, Ron, Hermione: Yeah, it's so cool Yeah, it's totally awesome! We're sick of summer and this waiting around It's like we're sitting in the lost and found Don't take no sorcery For anyone to see how... We gotta get back to Hogwarts We gotta get back to school We gotta get back to Hogwarts Where everything is magic-coooool All: Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts Harry, Ron, Hermione: I think we're going back... (Dialogue) Cho's Possy: Cho Chang Domo arigato, Cho Chang Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang (Dialogue) Cedric: Cho Chang I am so in love with Cho Chang From Bangkok to Ding Dang I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang (Dialogue) Malfoy: This year you bet, gonna get outta here The reign of Malfoy is drawing near I'll have the greatest wizard career It's gonna be totally awesome! Look out world, for the dawn of the day When everyone will do whatever I say And Potter won't be in my way, Then I'll be the one who is totally awesome! Goyle: Yeah, you'll be the one that is totally awesome! Hermione: (Spoken) Guys, come on! We're gonna miss the train! All: Who knows how fast this years gonna go? Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow Harry: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho, Ron: Oh no, that'd be way too awesome! All: We're back to learn everything that we can It's great to come back to where we began And here we are, and alakazam! Here we go, this is totally awesome! Come on and teach us everything you know The summers over and we're itchin' to go Neville: I think were ready for Albus Dumbledore! Dumbledore: Welcome... all of you to Hogwarts I welcome all of you to school Did you know that here at Hogwarts We've got a hidden swimming pool? Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts (Spoken) I'd like to go over just a couple of rules... (Dialogue) All: Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and all that i need At Hogwarts, Hogwarts Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends Gryffindors: To Gryffindor! Hufflepuffs: Hufflepuff! Ravenclaws: Ravenclaw! Slytherins: Slytherin! All: Back to the place where our story begins At Hogwarts, Hogwarts Dumbledore: (Spoken) I'm sorry, whats it's name? All: Hogwarts, Hogwarts Dumbledore: (Spoken) I didn't hear you kids! All: Hogwarts, Hogwarts Harry: (Spoken) Man, I'm glad I'm back!

[@mylah4507]

Wow thanks 🙂

[@NyGeL_Derey]

you're wonderful!

[@amyvictoria6774]

IT'S SEPTEMBER THE FIRST GUYS. IT'S TIME.

[@rhiannawood3201]

+Amie Ounsworth (AmieIsSoObsessedLike) tbh i just put on the whole playlist

[@MAYAHART]

+Amie Ounsworth (AmieIsSoObsessedLike) NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT'S JAMES SIRIUS POTTER'S (Harry and Ginny's first child) FIRST DAY AT HOGWARTS I'm not crying you're crying ;w;

[@amyvictoria6774]

+Rhianna Wood I'm so proud^-^

[@amyvictoria6774]

+Maya Chemical Swiftie i know!! my heart is melting right now. Only 2 more years and then it's albus' turn~ he joins in my last year O.o

[@MAYAHART]

OMG SAME I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT IN TWO YEARS IT'S MY LAST YEAR AT HOGWARTS AND I STill haven't gotten my letter ... ... Well . . . someone's gotta stay back to protect the muggles, y'know . . .

[@Nerdfighterlife]

"Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool?" When I was in high school, we told all the freshmen there was a pool but only the swim team could access it. No such swim team or pool existed. Though apparently a lot of the freshman believed it well into sophomore year (maybe some even beyond that). :P :)

[@TrueAriel101]

YES I CAN LET MY POTTERHEADNESS OUT WHILE I LISTEN TO THEATRE OH MY GODS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[@michellemuir2249]

I agree everyone else can just go and do something else while we potterhears go listen and jam away to the musical

[@astrowiz3544]

YESSSSSSS

[@ninaleigh8799]

So you like pjo too

[@jordandobbertin5466]

Is it bad that I know this word for word?

[@michellemuir2249]

No I know a lot of there songs by heart!! Trust me!!! That means you are a dedicated fangirl!!!

[@danique8582]

I do too

[@philisamazinganddanjustfel3640]

well...me too but...I am AVPM trash#1...so...NAH WE'RE TOTALLY NORMAL!!!!!!!!1!11!1!!

[@peepeepoopoo7436]

@phil is amazing and dan just fell of a chair omg ur name xD phandom 4 life!!

[@ofthegrayhome5723]

Absolutely not, well done.

[@JennaisMrsK2]

Ten years of reading Harry Potter and it takes THIS for me to realize that Ginny's name is GinEVRA not GinERVA...

[@gracema76]

It's ginerva. It's just because this is an American production and all of the pronunciation are supposed to be the British way

[@bradenwolf2179]

Actually, in the books and on all web sources I can find, it is spelled gineVRa, not gineRVa. We see the spelling on page 141 of Deathly Hallows, when Auntie Muriel is complaining about how Ron looks at the wedding.

[@camillerasch6245]

Ginny's easier.

[@kirstendonnelly1287]

yeah, Ginny's fine

[@addie7492]

that would be minerva

[@adrienagreste7029]

Malfoy is such a good singer :D

[@chychy7559]

gotta love Lauren Lopez!!

[@polyphonicgherkins]

Lauren is our queen.

[@emilygrant7288]

"BITCH I AIN'T CHO CHANG"

[@kittybax5450]

Listening to this on repeat as write an essay on Hogwarts. I feel totally awesome.

[@danandbands5854]

what class lets you write about Hogwarts and how do I take it

[@kittybax5450]

I did a powerpoint on the topic "my favourite place on earth" for english and the teacher didn't seem to mind.

[@susiea633]

thats goals i cant even

[@Victorian_Orphan]

kitty bax Life goals right there.

[@My-Lien]

One of my favorite parts of the instrumental was the part with Hedwig's Theme when Draco first talks

[@jildavison]

yessss!!!!

[@squidneythesquid2487]

Harry Potter+ Humor+Musical(three of the best things ever)= A Very Potter Musical

[@lizm5053]

Amazing, you can actually hear the entire song!!

[@nataliecook8530]

+Elizabeth McDowell because they did a cast recording after the show because it was so popular. Also ya they didn't have the best recording equipment but it was 2009 so... xD

[@lizm5053]

Yeah, I just reread my comment. It wasnt supposed to be sarcastic. I was just really happy I could hear all of it to sing along

[@clownbank]

Bish I ain't Cho Chang!

[@MarkGalean]

'No way this year anyone is gonna die!" ROFL!

[@ARGhostie]

ROFLD - Rolling On the Floor Like Draco

[@AJPwny]

Wonder how much of Dylan's vocal cords were destroyed rehearsing that long note.

[@squidneythesquid2487]

It shouldn't hurt his voice if he's singing correctly.

[@AJPwny]

Yeah, but lemme tell ya, if I tried that, I wouldn't be able to speak for a month. Mostly 'cause I'm not a professional.

[@squidneythesquid2487]

Yeah

[@wriggleby]

He has an infinite supply

[@terawinter3076]

That isn't that much of my capacity of breath. They probably made it about half as long as his capacity.

[@lexiep5750]

This is the original, some older lady time traveled and wrote fan fictions bout it taking all of the glory

[@AesMoran]

yeah and basically she explained us what she had done by creating lockhart

[@chychy7559]

Nobody: Draco: "DiD somEBoDy saY DraCo maLFoY?!?!?!"

[@Alex-ke6fn]

This song is TOTALLY AWESOME

[@user-bg2cj2bs5u]

As much as I love Doctor Who and Sherlock and all my other fandoms, I will always go back to witches and wizards and magical beasts; to goblins and ghosts and magical feasts. Because it's all that I love and its all that I need. So don't worry, Harry; no matter how much time I spend watching aliens try to take over planet Earth or trying to figure out how the consulting detective survived, I shall always come back to Hogwarts.

[@brodysinko7872]

So you go back to Hogwarts?

[@BridgessDePerle]

@Alexander Gonzalez Barajas And a Sherlock musical parody with actual Johnlock!

[@JadeMcCarney]

I want to go to hogwarts to find the swimming pool! Oh and to do magic too of corse...

[@maggiehenderson6048]

The prefects bathtub is the hidden swimming pool

[@sadiegibson5973]

Maggie Henderson actually, the prefects' bathtub isn't hidden, and it has soap/bubble jets. I completely understand it may have jets, but there was SOAP. What pool would have soap? I assume the hidden pool has an entrance sort of like Dumbledore's office (say a password and a statue moves to reveal a staircase), but I'm not sure where it is or what the statue is.

[@emilie5301]

The hidden swimming pool is the Chamber of Secrets

[@camillerasch6245]

Darren criss tweeted that he never cried so much as he did for "I hope you find that swimming pool" in AVPSY

[@camillerasch6245]

Oh and that "maybe this year, I'll talk to Cho!" "Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!" Is his favorite line he's ever written

[@gapch720]

Who the hell is playing cho Chang!!! #notmychochang

[@solace6984]

Madie Andrews #notmyhogwarts I'm cackling

[@hannahedwards1432]

I have a feeling that one day the starkid will take over the Internet and that hashtag will be trending and the actual HP fandom will be so confused and everyone will just stare at us as we fangirl and tag stuff with that.

[@user-xt3gt7gg9h]

Hannah Edwards am i the only person here who’s a potterhead and not a starkid fan ?

[@totothesquid6239]

Your local Pochi I’m in the same boat

[@Draztikus]

Nick Lang

[@jackthedookie1916]

ah yes old musical soundtracks from 2009 the only thing keeping me alive during quarentine

[@Orange-tf3bf]

Don't worry Malfoy, you're already TOTALLY AWESOME. (in the musical.)

[@jaycetaylor8349]

I always feel so bad for malfoy in avps

[@lyrablack8621]

[HARRY] Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin My uncle and my aunt Can't believe how cruel they are And it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never Ever give me what I want I know I don't deserve these Awful rules made by the Dursleys Here on Privet Drive Can't take these stupid Muggles But despite all of my struggles I'm still alive I'm sick of summer and this waitin' around Man, it's September, so I'm skippin' this town Hey, it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now I gotta get back to Hogwarts I gotta get back to school I gotta get myself to Hogwarts Where everyone thinks I'm cool Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and it's all that I need At Hogwarts, Hogwarts I think I'm goin' back I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky No way this year anyone's gonna die And it's gonna be totally awesome I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand Defeat the Dark Arts, yeah, bring it on And do it all with my best friend, Ron 'Cause together we're totally awesome [RON] Yeah, 'cause together we're totally awesome RON: Did somebody say "Ron"? Ha! HARRY: Ron, what are you doing here? RON: Hey man, sorry it took me so long to get here, I had to get some Floo Powder. But, get everything you need and let's get going. HARRY: Where're we going? RON: To Diagon Alley, of course! HARRY: Cool! RON: Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! RON & HARRY: Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! [RON] It's been so long, but we're going back Don't go for work, don't go there for class [HARRY] As long as we're together [RON] gonna kick some ass [HARRY & RON] And it's gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm [HERMIONE] But let's not forget that we need to perform Well in class if we want to pass our O.W.L.s! RON: Aw, Hermione, why do you have to such a buzzkill? HERMIONE: Because, guys, school's not all about fun and games. We have to study hard if we wanna be good wizards and witches! Ugh! [HERMIONE] I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart Check out my grades! They're A's, for a start What I lack in looks, well, I make up in heart And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome This year, I plan to study a lot - [RON] That would be cool if you were actually hot [HARRY] Hey, Ron, come on We're the only friends that she's got [RON] And that's cool [HERMIONE] And that's totally awesome [HARRY] Yeah, it's so cool [RON, HERMIONE, & HARRY] Yeah, it's totally awesome! We're sick of summer and this waitin' around It's like we're sitting in the Lost and Found Don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how We gotta get back to Hogwarts We gotta get back to school We gotta get ourselves to Hogwarts Where everything is magi-cool Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and it's all that I need At Hogwarts, Hogwarts I think we're going back! GINNY: Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkin's and use those Sickles mom gave you for my robe fitting! HARRY: Who's this? RON: Ah, this is stupid, dumb, little sister, Ginny. Ginny, this is Harry… Potter. GINNY: Whoa, you're Harry Potter! You're The Boy Who Lived! HARRY: Yeah, and you're Ginny. GINNY: Oh, it's Ginevra! HARRY: I'll just stick with "Ginny". RON: Stupid sister! Don't crowd the famous friend! HERMIONE: Do you guys hear music? GINNY: Yeah, what is that? RON: Someone's coming! [CHO CHANG, PANSY PARKINSON, & LAVENDER BROWN] Cho Chang Domo arigato Cho Chang Gong hei fat choi Chang Happy, happy new year, Cho Chang GINNY: Whoa! Who's that? HARRY: That's… That's Cho Chang. RON: Yeah, that's the girl Harry's been totally in love with since freshman year. HERMIONE: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her. RON: Well, yeah, you never tell a girl you like 'em, it makes you look like an idiot! GINNY: Ahem. Konnichiwa, Cho Chang! It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley. LAVENDER: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang! RON: That's Lavender Brown! Racist, sister! CHO: Oh, that's alright. I'm Cho Chang, y'all! HARRY: Ah… she's perfect. RON: Yeah, but too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory, though. HARRY: Seriously, who the hell is Cedric Diggory? RON: He's that guy, you know, he's just, like, huge and tall- [CEDRIC] Cho Chang I am so in love with Cho Chang From Bangkok to Din Daeng I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang HARRY: Ugh, I hate that guy! DRACO: Did someone say "Draco Malfoy"? HARRY: Ugh! Malfoy, what do you want? DRACO: So, Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts are you? Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber of wizard! HARRY: Listen, Draco. Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world, I wouldn't trade them for anything. DRACO: Have it your way. Wait, don't tell me; red hair, hand me down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley. RON: Hey, Malfoy, lay off my sister, okay? She may be a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass. DRACO: Oh, isn't this cute? It's like a little loser family! Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. But luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts! [DRACO] This year, you bet, gonna get out of here The reign of Malfoy is drawing near I'll have the greatest wizard career It's gonna be totally awesome Look out, world, for the dawn of the day When everyone will do whatever I say! And Potter won't be in my way Then I'll be the one who is totally awesome [GOYLE] Yeah, you'll be the one that is totally awesome HERMIONE: Guys, come on! We're gonna miss the train! [STUDENTS] Who knows how fast this year's gonna go? Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow [HARRY] Maybe, at last, I'll talk to Cho! [RON] Oh no - that'd way too awesome! [STUDENTS] We're back to learn everything that we can It's great to come back to where we began And here we are, and Alakazam! Here we go, this is totally awesome! Come on and teach us everything you know The summer's over, and we're itchin' to go [NEVILLE] I think we're ready for Albus Dumbledore [DUMBLEDORE] Welcome all of you to Hogwarts I welcome all of you to school Did you know that here at Hogwarts We've got a hidden swimming pool? Welcome, welcome, welcome, Hogwarts Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts I'd, um, like to go over just a couple of rules DUMBLEDORE: My name is Albus Dumbledore, and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me "Dumbledore". I suppose you can also call me "Albus" if you want a detention. Nope, I'm just kiddin'. I'll expel you if you call me "Albus". [STUDENTS] Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at Hogwarts Hogwarts Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends To GRYFFINDORS: Gryffindor! HUFFLEPUFFS: Hufflepuff! RAVENCLAWS: Ravenclaw! SLYTHERINS: Slytherin! [STUDENTS] Back to the place where our story begins At Hogwarts, Hogwarts [DUMBLEDORE] I'm sorry, what's its name? [STUDENTS] Hogwarts, Hogwarts [DUMBLEDORE] I didn't hear you, kids! [STUDENTS] Hogwarts, Hogwarts HARRY: Man, I'm glad I'm back!

[@ldddpr]

when Cedric is the only hufflepuff in avpm...

[@anita0782]

what the hell is a hufflepuff? just kidding, I'm a proud hufflepuff and kind of dissappointed by the lack of characters from my house :'/

[@eloisemay1132]

i FIND the strange

[@jamieestes3956]

And then they FOUND him dead

[@megang5906]

*jigglypuff

[@2ndRoman]

Wow I FIND that to be particularly interesting

[@dawnjeff49]

"Aw Hermione why do you have to be such a buzzkill?" is a line I have quoted way more then I should have

[@fizzycolalizzie]

"Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow!" That line has been stuck in my head for DAYS, but I'm not complaining because it's (totally) awesome!

[@sophieashworth7332]

In the actual thing theres dialogue that's cut out which is Hermione saying "Come on, lets leave these big babyish jerks alone" and then its "Did someone say Draco Malfoy?"

[@mandypriore]

lets take a moment to appreciate that he said "Flu power powder" that fast and that quick without going flu powder pjcinowdhbncoubhfoubv

[@kelskitchen3673]

LMAO I forgot that Nick did Cho's voice for the recordings XD

[@anielajablonska9955]

What better way to prepare for Black Friday than to return to the good old classics... this makes me feel old. As Starkid would put it: 'It's great to come back to come back to where we began'

[@skyebo3615]

Cedric's singing is so underrated 😍

[@tusharmulchandani3658]

Dylan took the biggest breath before saying welcOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@creature8911]

Goyles voice in this kills me everytime 💀

[@cat1917]

Cho chang: Im japanese Also Cho Chang: *says happy new year in chinese*

[@kristenl2367]

I really love this song because I feel that it sums up the books so well! I remember in seventh grade savouring the end of the series --- I was so devestated when it was over! This song doesn't feel restrained to an ending or a beginning, it just keeps the series alive! It's such an uplifting feeling!

[@jjhope9116]

Every minute of this makes me laugh even though I listen to everyday! I must sound like an idiot to my parents!! Oh well, thats the life of a fangirl!!!!!

[@laineysellers2080]

HOW IS IT THAT I JUST DISCOVERED THIS MUSICAL AHHHHH!

[@HayeJosie]

Hedcanon: This whole musical is the kids of the original main characters making a musical to make fun of their parents, that or they all just have their facts really messed up and it resulted in this chaotic masterpiece.

[@alicereid1302]

I literally just found this today and it's awesome and it makes me feel nostalgic even though I've never heard it before. It definitely reminds me of the lightning thief musical and I love it

[@isabellahildebrand9814]

Help I'm in a theatre club and I brought up Starkid and only one girl responded and she said "Ugh don't even get me started - like that harry potter thing? That was T R A S H" and I just kinda sat there dying WHAT DO I DO

[@DylanWeicker]

The line "Check out my grades. They're A's for a start" always ruffles my feathers. Hermione would be ashamed to get an A (Acceptable). Hermione gets O's for Outstanding!

[@jackieheavner3766]

This trilogy has given me the most emotions out of any musical ever holy crap

[@iusedtohavealife]

The first note of this song is like the G note for Harry Potter/Starkid fans

[@jesse5492]

Why did this not go any farther? Because honestly if it were a Broadway show, I would pay to see it.

[@unityfusion6674]

•BurningElizard • if the right person knows the right people, perhaps one day it might.

[@classicalheroes8910]

well, considering they were threatened with a lawsuit for posting it originally, i dont think thatll happen

[@brie5070]

@@classicalheroes8910 Wait what? when? i hadn't heard about that

[@liz72098]

This play~ I am so in love with this play~ From Bangkok to Ding Dang~ I sing my love aloud for this play~

[@catlover8278]

The music for this musical, along with A Very Potter Sequel, is absolutely wonderful! It's all I've been singing for the past five days.

[@metteguin]

the foreshadowing before Ced starts to sing: "he's gonna die you know"

[@jaderobson-glyde8486]

I sent all my friends the whole three plays and now we all sing the songs it annoys the teachers and our other Class mates....we now all the word to like all the songs😝😂

[@mayagarcia2624]

I haven’t listened to this for over a year and forgot I knew the whole musical by heart I’m not even disappointed new skills boi

[@requitedhail8953]

The singing is nice in this cover, but something is missing from the "SLYTHERIN!" without goyle screaming.

[@randomfandoms6769]

This song is what nostalgia sounds like.

[@millavanilla]

“BITCH I AIN’T CHO CHANG” legendary line

[@carolinejam6499]

This is such a bop even In 2020

[@youdoitcausewesayso]

FLOO-POWDER-POWER! FLOO-POWDER-POWER! FLOO-POWDER-POWER! I chanted this on the bus to school.

[@ristygirl792]

I love Darren Criss and I didn't even know he played Harry Potter until like two seconds ago sjsj. He's so young here

[@Mihoshika]

All I can think of when I hear this now is Darren tackling Joe as soon as he says "I'm still alive".

[@snufkinwufkin9247]

did I just find this in a musical theatre playlist? I love this so much

[@nottobeproductions5776]

66 dislikes? God Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzzkill?!

[@neera3167]

Yea! Thanks Herman!

[@GR4V3Y4RDS]

WHY IS A DIFFERENT VOICE SINGING FOR CHO CHANG IM CRYING also I love how they sound so excited while singing-

[@Sarah7Mae]

there's a different voice for Cho because they made this before they found an actress to play her.

[@triforceknowledge882]

When ever I hear these songs in my mind I can see what’s happening so it’s like watching a cut down version of the musical

[@giggle_snort]

Made the mistake of listening to this at work... and had to stop before I got 3 minutes in because I was laughing so much. I love everything about this musical.

[@joei9301]

Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin,my uncle and my aunt.

[@indiacr6865]

Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never, ever give what I want.

[@rubyoct12]

I know I don’t deserve these awful rules by the Dursleys Here on Privet Drive..

[@ellieberg633]

Can't take this stupid muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive...

[@anielajablonska9955]

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around

[@fayenehrkorn1348]

Man it's September,so I'm skipping this town,hey it's no mystery there's nothing here for me now

[@Alo-gp7mk]

I WILL find that swimming pool

[@harkokay4619]

5 years later and i wanna find that swimming pool too

[@nottall4653]

me too

[@bellabarton7438]

The Hufflepuffs can FIND it!

[@abitrickett9188]

Have you found it yet if not walk past the wall opposite the enormous tapestry of Barnabas the Barney's fucking idiotic attempt to train trolls for ballet and think hard about a swimming pool. From A SLYTHERIN

[@oliibomb]

back to WITCHEs and WIZARDS and mAGICAL BEASts

[@alyssamanzanares7988]

haha i read that just as the song got there

[@NepetaLejionsophialena]

'No way this year anyone is gonna die' 'Did someone say Ron Weasly?' 'Lets leave these big chidish jerks alone!' 'Did someone say Draco Malfoy?' 'This year I plan to study a lot!' hahah

[@andy_bomb4639]

Ngl that's a kickass Zefron poster Malfoy is holding

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

DUMBLEDORE!! how loooong did he hold that note? amazing, amazing, amazing. literally, awesome

[@tashainamartinez291]

Darren Criss will forever have my heart .

[@penelopestoneee]

I love how everyone considers this more cannon than cursed child

[@dolandfilmsproductions9918]

Am I the only one who's pissed that in the live version, when Ginny says "You're Harry Potter, you're the bot who lived!" It sunk up to the music, but here it doesn't?

[@xxAS09]

"Welcome hotties, nerds, and tooooooools!!" "Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to...PIGFARTS!" God, I love Dylan and Lauren...they're the ones who are TOTALLY AWESOME :D

[@diegogabriellopezabarca435]

sincerily this is better than the books

[@ercatgirl8924]

Omg yesssssss

[@bolindai9327]

Is Joe Walker voicing Cho Chang in this?!

[@bolindai9327]

And that cannot be Richard as Neville!

[@halfakiwi3250]

The cast is in the description, and it says that Devin is Cho in this

[@heatherflorence124]

Half A Kiwi yes, but that is clearly not Devin singing or speaking.

[@isabellefredriksson6085]

Too me it sounds like Nick Lang is doing Cho's part

[@stormytempleton4372]

It is Nick Lang.

[@BeNotNormal]

This musical is absolutely 100% most definitely TOTALLY AWESOME.