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[@RashaundaSpears]

"Immortality is a lonely existence." To paraphase every vampire ever.

[@amitchell8054]

Also, eventually the end of the world will come. The sun will burn the world with its heat, killing everyone and everything, and trapping you in an endless loop of pain and death. Even if you somehow make it out, the sun will eventually explode, destroying EVERYTHING in its path. All stars eventually will. No matter what, you're trapped in an endless loop of death. sorry I started ranting

[@RashaundaSpears]

@@amitchell8054 Holy Bloody Christ. Are you okay?

[@amitchell8054]

@@RashaundaSpears as someone in this video once said, “Is anyone every really okay?”

[@RashaundaSpears]

@@amitchell8054 good point

[@mttex2628]

@@amitchell8054 in like a few billion years yeah

[@warkiplier0739]

I feel like tokoyami is blaming darkshadow when he's the one doing it so he doesn't look weird

[@alexanderharden9999]

thats what i thought

[@macaronipizzaman8249]

“It’s been you tokoyami?! Always has been.”

[@feral_pigeon]

Dark shadow must be pissed

[@Sonoyunoji]

Definitely

[@random_person06]

This is funny for me because before last night me and my brother were talking about what we would do with immortality

[@chenqing1012]

Really what did you think?!!??

[@random_person06]

@@chenqing1012 we would spend a lot of time training with every known weapon and become the most powerful human,but we would never show our identity

[@Birtewthrull]

Yes but it’s

[@chenqing1012]

@@random_person06 Oooooo that's cool like an anime or manga protagonist 😮😮😮

[@whyareyouusinglightmode2098]

@@random_person06 but it wouldbe boring

[@zeldafan3755]

Sato: “Sometimes we won’t be prepared for the unexpected, even if we say to expect it...” Me: *screaming* “THE SPANISH INQUISITION” Sato: “AHHHHH”

[@olakpasa6486]

as a Spanish i can assure there is nothing to fear to , at least not in public relationships

[@thespanishinquisition4212]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[@zeldafan3755]

@@thespanishinquisition4212 you are correct I wasn’t expecting you

[@kirishimathemanliestman3141]

AAAAAAH

[@CloudieSkies]

@@thespanishinquisition4212 AAAAAAAAAAAH HOLY SHIT WHERE DUD YOY COME FROM!?!

[@ryuksdeathnote9814]

"We all were under a mutual agreement that you guys would be the ones to lose your minds first" Are they not aware that TodoIidaDeku is the murdersquad? 😂😂

[@salmasaied1927]

not even uraraka and tsu are on it xD, but surely both will cover for the three of them

[@raidenei2849]

SHHHHHHHHHH SHSHHSSH

[@ryuksdeathnote9814]

@Fatima Tanveer The more people I see write comments like these the more I'm tempted to form a "Murdersquad/cult" for people who are potential murderers or people with long blacklist (like me)

[@MothGM]

@@ryuksdeathnote9814 I’m in 100%

[@akeelahbruce1821]

Shhhhhhh!

[@CyclicDrop28533]

"Technically speaking we are immortal until we die" - my boyfriend But they do have very good pionts

[@R1pp3dR1bs]

𝒢ℴℴ𝒹 𝓅ℴ𝒾𝓃𝓉

[@CyclicDrop28533]

@@R1pp3dR1bs thank you Aoyama

[@R1pp3dR1bs]

@@CyclicDrop28533 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓌ℯ𝓁𝒸ℴ𝓂ℯ

[@CyclicDrop28533]

@@R1pp3dR1bs 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟(sparkles because you 🌟"Cant stop twinkling"🌟)

[@R1pp3dR1bs]

@@CyclicDrop28533 💫𝓃ℴ 𝒾 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓉💫

[@simp-leton7703]

Ajin is that old anime/manga about morality where selected people can't die. Instead they grow stronger and stronger everyday.

[@danceifugaybruce]

I thought only selective people wouldn't die?

[@simp-leton7703]

@@danceifugaybruce yep! Looks like I mistyped that one up there

[@amitchell8054]

Kaminari:"What about the big *** one on your face?" half expected Todoroki to say "that's emotional too"

[@TaMarvio2129]

same

[@Atlas0916]

THIS. I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS AND I FOUND IT. I LOVE YOU MAN

[@Ratter_Patter]

If an immortal person got pregnant, could their child ALSO end up being immortal?

[@alyx8092]

Immortal until they die

[@darkfire7215]

That would depend on whether or not the reason for your immortality is genetic or metaphysical. If it is due to a genetic mutation then it is possible that eventually one of them will be, but if the cause is metaphysical then it is highly unlikely.

[@FR3D.x]

@@alyx8092 mhm

[@luxificat]

If the immortal person was immortal since they were born

[@sterlinh]

Depends if whoever gave it to them decided ‘Hey, let’s make it so if they have a child, then they die and the child gets the immortality!’

[@tamaralarge5337]

Sero: 'losingnanyone you love... its gotta suck' Todoroki: 'i wish my dad was dead and i would not care'

[@Sleepy-_-cat-_-]

He doesn’t love his dad though

[@lunaphoenix1785]

Todoroki going for the "how did we get here achievement" 😂

[@lunarion5987]

Class: does group therapy me: oh no hides in the mindscape and disappears into another galaxy

[@Memegoddness]

Midoriya: jumped out the window and falls

[@Kyuno_.]

If I were immortal, I would just be set for life with my anime and head ache vaccines :) Also, I hope the surgery has gone well!!

[@bustydumpling]

Thank you, so far so good ❤️

[@Memegoddness]

lol same

[@what-_-if4634]

Ever since they split up I haven't watched danplan at all. It's like nostalgia watching this

[@Viper-tm9he]

Same I miss Steven he was in my opinion the best second is jay

[@anthonyznaysa]

okay but everyone coming after bakugo really set the mood

[@iambabyyoda5522]

Shoji: You may not die but you can still feel everything. Painkillers: No

[@simappersicrainer]

PAINKILLERS OF COURSE

[@semibakugo471]

Icyhot: No, but that's physical pain emotional and mental pain lasts a lot longer because the body heals but the minds doesn't Mina: Yeah! you tell him daddy issues! Me: Ahahahaha Please! not the daddy issues Momo: Ashido!! Icyhot: Yeah, the mind forgets but they will always have an imprint I don't have any scars from like all the wasp stings or broken bones throughout my life- Pika Pika: what about the big ass one on your face? Me: denki kaminari! * starts laughing * *starts dying of laugher * PLEASE! why mention that Momo: KAMINARI! Denki: Ahh! SORRY! Me: Denki and Mina I can't with you, I would die if I were to hangout with you two then you'll have to tell everyone I died by laughing and tell them it was your fault but HEY! it was the best time of my life!

[@mabelperez3720]

Yea yea

[@childofscripts5969]

The "harvesting your organs for eternity" is actually a Greek legend!

[@Viper-tm9he]

Loved it I saw the purge one in the polls also with the immortality one and that one will be very interesting when it happens

[@Anomaly_4_5_23]

Todoroki: *talking about love and stuff * Them:u good? Me:I'm good physically but not mentally.

[@megumiaftonx2698]

for those who are confused like me at the part where Iida said the name or word Ajin, here's a little bit of context of Ajin. Seventeen years before the beginning of the series, the Ajin were first discovered in Africa, when a soldier fighting on the battlefields rose from the dead countless times.[1] This earned him the name "Soldier of God (神の兵 Kami no Hei?)", and he soon became famous throughout the country he was fighting in. When word got out, an American government organization captured him and confirmed his immortality. While they tried to suppress this information from the public, it was simply too big, and it quickly became public knowledge. Immortality(of Ajin) The defining trait of all Ajin is their immortality. They are unable to die under any circumstances, such as being completely crushed, decapitated, or even due to malnutrition. The exact mechanism of this is unknown but Ikuya Ogura suggested that the only way it is possible would be because they possess an unknown matter in their body which replaces any body tissues or nutrients lost. An Ajin's wounds begin healing immediately after a revival and it only takes a few seconds. However, they only begin to heal after dying, or "resetting", otherwise their injuries will only heal at a natural rate. his resetting doesn't heal physical deformities that the user was born with, however, as shown in Okuyama's case. This reinforced the statement that Ajin always return to their original state, even if that state is not 100% functional.

[@nashigaming7878]

6:10 I would think it would be for the rest of the immortals life because if it’s like the league of villains or a gang, you’re going to be passed down through generations like some sort of heirloom. Cuz more than likely, some drug king is going to do it to fuel his empire.

[@araxshiriau9275]

Can we get a round of applause and appreciate that Busty actually had Mineta say something normal for once? 3:52

[@nabilfarouq_]

can you make one of the "can you survive" episodes? its alright if you cant

[@TheEvilFlowerReaps]

I love Deku as the one making all the crazy scenarios he does it so well

[@IHaveNoSanityAndIdkWhy]

“ all of us are immortal until we did” - a wise but stupid guy I got this from

[@IHaveNoSanityAndIdkWhy]

I’m done with auto corrects

[@aaronharper1209]

If I as immortal in Bnha, I would probably just live my life out in the wild as some sort of guardian and pretty much be a god among people.

[@-_K.-_]

*Immortality is a free ticket to a lifetime of never ending trauma*

[@izu-mi6209]

Let's look it as a bright side you can see exploding sun and moon and earth crack each other or even you can meet aliens if u lucky

[@younoob6046]

Y’all need to show me what happened in the ‘movie night’

[@ladylightning1741]

Kaminari: I almost feel like a spy! Traitor Kaminari theorists: Almost?

[@kusanaJ]

Danplan skits are probably the mosttt enjoyable skits I've watch

[@beelieboo]

Sago : Maybe you’d just learn to not have an emotional connection Me with my trauma : Bro I learned that when I was like 7

[@darkizuku7591]

3:50 Curiosity may have killed the cat, But satisfaction brought it back.

[@andreicc201]

I would spend my immortal life as Zhongli, being immortal and equip knowledge no other person can have makes me either the most knowledgable man in my country or even in the world

[@artuitous]

If they tried Mina's plan on me I would go absolutely feral. Like, I would destroy everything in the room.

[@NumbNutt]

Shoto is really out here with memories of losing Touya.... Damn.. 😭

[@alicemartin3275]

Oh, I read a fanfic in which Midoriya has an immortality quirk just yesterday. The first chapters were among the most hilarious I ever read. A bit graphic. I think it was titled Histerical, if someone wants a laugh.

[@thornlilyn6888]

Ahhh!! The dan plan audio brings me back!!!! Ah! Man those where the days TwT I miss when they were friends.

[@lordaragon901]

I think it would be worth it to experience love and be pained by loss forever, than to forever be empty. If you’re gonna have some kind of aching in your heart no matter what, at least have a happy part where you love and have been loved.

[@uncreativity1013]

If I were immortal I'd do all the dumb shit I'm too scared at atm For example, I wanna skydive but I'm scared of heights If I were immortal then fuck my fears I'm gonna do it all! Then watch anime as I travel around ✨✨✨✨

[@raidenei2849]

Yes

[@enterchannelname7514]

oh shit we're gonna die anyways what flavor of ice cream was your favorite again?

[@emmamunguia3447]

Skydiving but without the parachute

[@enterchannelname7514]

@@emmamunguia3447 you don't need a parachute to skydive. you need a parachute to skydive twice -not me 2021

[@Gibberish_Introvert713]

Man I want that therapy session! Please get me into MHA please I NEED this, LITERALLY I have the worst social anxiety! 😭😭😭😭😭 Somebody with a language translation quirk? Please I'm dying for it to be real!! PLEASE WORLD BE NICE TO ME FOR ONCE!!!! (Sorry for the emotional breakdown, I really need friends like that, that'll instantly be like "THERAPY SESSION DOWNSTAIRS NOW EVERYONE COME AND BRING COMFORT FOOD!!!" I need friends like this... 😔)

[@pizzarolls1726]

Dude I love the fact that they did a Dan Plan video I miss his channel I haven't watched it in a year ima go watch it now by

[@TheLoudIntrovert]

If I was in Deku's position at the end, where I receive a text from an invisible person. My scream would put Presentation Micheal to shame

[@kami0455]

Imagine a lifetime sentence in prison while your immortal- 💀

[@dralgonwolf]

THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chikyu-chan]

Mineta: curiosity killed the cat... Me: yea...but satisfaction brought it back 😃

[@dazaisbandages]

omg this is amazing 😭 you always make quality content. i'd love to see another bnha danplan skit! your character representation is always spot on.

[@febrezeairfreshner9222]

I would freeze myself in a capsule set to unfreeze in ex amount of years or when somebody gets me out. Or put myself somewhere where I cant feel anything and be put in an endless sleep for ex amount of time. So I would be awaken in the future. Maybe do this every 100 years or so(While in the sleep it would feel like an eternity for others but no time for u). But it would be sad knowing everyone you knew before is dead. And the world will end and you will just remain floating into an infinite abyss.. .-.

[@Memegoddness]

Sounds like the freaking Avatar

[@Evadney]

Don't mind me just wheezing over what you said @Epic yaya

[@basilbat273]

Wow, just wow

[@shototodoroki8237]

2:20 So it’s like how Warriors leadership works.. except that you only have nine lives there , and you get your name changed.. but you have infinite lives.. and you aren’t leader , you’re a normal person , and.. -intense thinking continues -

[@Winds-of-roses]

Yes.

[@frightrider07]

Me: *is immortality* Also me: goes to space and accidentally flys into the sun "I guess this is my life now"

[@raidenei2849]

WAIT WHAT SURGERY ARE U OKAY 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

[@bustydumpling]

I'm okay! I had hand surgery, but I'm doing better now 😊

[@raidenei2849]

@@bustydumpling ok pls be alive i need your videos and you i love ur videos

[@kacchanismyboyfriend]

Off topic but I like how Mineta is not being perverted and how they're not kicking him out of the gc.

[@salmasaied1927]

i hope you are doing well after the surgery, missed your videos.......the "i got visual "and "into your positions" even bakugo is there for it omg xD.......can you make a tiktok reveal or smth episodes exposing both the deku and baku squad? again ty for the video and keep up the good work

[@raxtuss1212]

You are immortal That aint work of quirk You are now buddy-buddy with AFO

[@toasterstripes]

get well soon :> also i love this trio- like it just f i t s

[@_ash_6969]

YOU LISTEN TO ME. YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AND GET BETTER OK?!

[@keanenjaeger1738]

I have to say you are one of the best mha gc video maker 👌🏽👍

[@puppywanter502]

Anyone seen lost song? The marriage question and their answers kinda proves iida (or hansa) wrong. She was immortal and she lived through her pain for all of her immortal life, to the point where she destroyed the world, even though she knew that it was going to reset itself.

[@queenmoonlovecake6121]

Get well soon and pls take your time and don't push your self at all

[@Shlynclrys]

I subscribed cause of the danplan skits 😌👍🏻

[@lydiaperson7251]

this really got me thinking jesus… yeah like, at first i think you’d be happy, and chill, but, after a repetitive loss and heartbreak you’d just slowly lose your grip on humility, and faith with people, because you won’t trust anyone anymore, because ultimately you’ll be alone at the end. BUT ANYWAY we can look at it from the stand point that as soon as you find out you cut ties with everyone, run to a secluded mountain and live your wildest dreams up there, learning how to talk to wildlife and whatnot WAIT WHAT ABOUT HAVING KIDS WHAT IF YOU HAD CHILDREN YOUD WATCH YOUR OWN KIDS DIE OR WOULD THEY BECOME IMMORTAL TOO????

[@yeonyolanda8425]

yesss update from my favorite channel 😭❤️

[@Unicorn4Life235]

The murder sqaud going to therapy lol

[@ImnHazzz]

I love how this channel doesn't bully mineta like other channels does lmao

[@todorokishoto7623]

You protect mineta cause you like him . Of course ~ you two are so short

[@ImnHazzz]

@@todorokishoto7623 dont make me come with a kettle

[@durzoblint3600]

Top 10 anime fights.

[@todorokishoto7623]

@@ImnHazzz try to shortie (҂⌣̀_⌣́)

[@ImnHazzz]

@@todorokishoto7623 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

[@dilpickle3012]

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

[@aden7682]

OMG THATS DANPLAN I love Danplan Especially hosuh Steven and Jay

[@sadiaabdullah5226]

Okay so i'm gonna be serious here i need more Danplan skit's it's just too good

[@Fossilization]

wait a min with the marriage or cut ties the marragige option sounds like melodies bc he could never run away from his love

[@KL96012]

Good to know your surgery went good

[@confettiiistudios6842]

Just imagine getting life in prison after being immortal

[@Thewhovianwhoisageek]

"the thing about immortality is it isn't living forever, it's everyone else dieing around you" -doctor who

[@jeffwagner3999]

Glad your surgery went well bless you

[@Mr.Needle-Hamster]

Maybe I would enjoy being immortal under the conditions that I could end my immortality whenever I felt like my time has come

[@btsjin2802]

u are the best! hope u get better soon!

[@IzukuMidoriya-pn5wo]

If I were immortal I’d kill m- OH GOD DAMMIT.

[@Escanor1412]

YEESSSS 17th SEAT BETTER THAN NEVER LETS GO

[@aiyannarogers2622]

ain't nobody finna make me do no group therapy

[@jazzywithzs]

I fucking love danplan and so sad that Steven left

[@harryjamespotter6086]

Take care of your self ma dude stay safe and healthy

[@reesecupxx7417]

Iida as Hosuh is absolutely ✨fantastic✨

[@cybervinkss]

Imagine like somebody stealing your kidney or something then you want to regenerate so you jump off a cliff but dont die and then you have the feel that horrible pain until you actually find a way to die

[@ilikeanimeok8990]

If I was forced into group therapy with a power like deku u I would use the quirk and spin really fast with my arms out so the can’t come near

[@SnowLily123]

13:17 Dude, I got over my ex in less than 2 weeks, who the hell you calling insensitive? 🤣

[@WILLIAMLOVESTOAST]

I gotta answer the question Tue part of the title of the I'd were it says "What is you were immortal?" I would say eathir be like William Afton or comic suicide millions of times or just live my life as C.C. Afton. ^^

[@kamiliahiphon6946]

I always liked these kinda videos. It makes realize how much I want friends

[@blackhat4257]

6:40. Denki's statement got me curious. If Denki was in "practically braindead mode" or "yeee" mode and he was electrocuted, would that just charge him or do nothing as his body was born with natural defense with electrical burns and such.

[@gianmariamenditti4383]

Meliodas:why do i feel nominated in this video?

[@MaliaBatoon-moniz9483]

*Me when I hear “being taken to therapy”* : FAWK NAW! STAY DE FAWK AWAY FROM MEH! 😠🔪🗡🔫

[@DEEBGaming-tu4dq]

I love danplan skits make more

[@springtrapgaming7381]

When they started talking about the bees, I was stung by three wasps at once and have been terrified by anything with a stinger for as long as so can remember.

[@foujuh3538]

Can you do Can you survive birdbox or can you survive the purge or what if today never ends (All with Todoroki as Stephen role)

[@akeelahbruce1821]

I cried at the me fish part. Don't bother my tears stopped.

[@zee_3757]

By then end of this, I was laughing my head off! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@julchenjulchen1262]

I love your Danplan Videos

[@elipsewalton2346]

Todo:actually talking selling his organs on the black market in consideration

[@cinnamonwaffles2209]

Thank you for including more Aoyama he is king✨✨

[@karmonynelson3535]

Just a little while I starting watching your videos and honesty there funny and cool

[@hadesgen]

Like I say you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@teatalks3426]

If I had immortality, I’d just fight my brother. But, at the same time, I honestly can’t imagine the eternal guilt if I actually killed him. I don’t want immortality.

[@snowbeast074]

Get well mate, also if you can do the one word at a time skit next

[@animeisbest1161]

Someone: breathes Kirishima: So manly