"Boat Boys: Lost At Sea": A Love Story (ft. Smallishbeans, "Etho", and their son, Jeremy Junior.)

(Reminder: This is all silly! Including my captions!) For context, if that's possible, this is not the first time ‪@TheMythicalSausage‬ has performed a Double Life fanfic, though this one is a little more romantic than the Ranchers one. • Mythical J. Sausage Re... He's mentioned his "fic" on stream (to ‪@soupforeloise‬ , at minimum) that he was working on a Boat Boys novella.
**Children((: In Empires smp s2, Sausage and ‪@SmallishBeans‬ had a child named Hermes, who was surprisingly popular (search yt to see more). Joel also had children with ‪@TheOrionSound‬ and ‪@SolidarityGaming‬, but they were left behind on Hermitcraft. (Yeah, that's what Empires is like. It's amazing.)
**SOS SMP**: A short SMP that is run by fWhip, and is mostly people from Empires SMP, most of whom have been working together 4+ years. They're good friends, this is just how they are, they don't need you to 'protect' them, and all comments are moderated. ;-D
Any more Sausage fic will go here: • Mythical Fanfic by Myt...
Tagging you at their request, um, ‪@EthosLab‬? I don't know if you will see this, but I sure hope you do. These shenanigans bring us so much joy, keep up the good work. o7
I had so much fun making this over-the-top thumbnail, I literally cackled in my living room multiple times. Much thanks to my spouse for helping me find good fonts! Thumbnail made at canva.com
VODs:
Jimmy: kzbin.infoI_FpYfKj...
Oli: / 2151513277
00:00 Introducing... Sausage's introduction
00:30 "Etho" Enters
01:04 "Etho" wants Joel to propose
01:26 A dramatic twist!
01:47 Their son!
02:09 Jimmy hopes Etho watches this (doing my best, buddy)
02:31 Post-Credits Scene

[@ChillCubitoClips]

Reminder, this is people having fun! They're silly, my thumbnail is silly. Just enjoy yourselves! 00:00 Introducing... Sausage's introduction 00:30 "Etho" Enters 01:04 "Etho" wants Joel to propose 01:26 A dramatic twist! 01:47 Their son! 02:09 Jimmy hopes Etho watches this (doing my best, buddy) 02:31 Post-Credits Scene VODs: Jimmy: kzbin.infoI_FpYfKjVa8?si=EBs2D8YbNqakd6oX Oli: www.twitch.tv/videos/2151513277

[@ghanshyamkulkarni2626]

The way that Lizzie afterwards sits with Joel for the entire show was so wholesome and funny

[@EmalineSmith-gy1xd]

Joel can’t escape even on a server where Etho isn’t even on, BOAT BOYS WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!!

[@AquaEclipse324]

Brain actually short-circuiting from this

[@juliusroman8616]

I just realized Lizzie was there because she’s on SOS…

[@ChillCubitoClips]

I didn't hear her talk once the whole stream (though I may have missed some, it was chaotic), I was honestly wondering if she was accidentally muted

[@CrystalKitty1220]

​@@ChillCubitoClips she talked a few times, most notably when she denied having a talent for the talent show

[@ChillCubitoClips]

sweet, thanks!

[@CrystalKitty1220]

I love watching the judges and their lights the whole time. The silent exchanges. 1:40 Joel: *walks out, turns fWhip and Eloise's lights off* fWhip: *immediately turns light back on* Eloise: *hesitantly turns light on* 2:02 Katherine: *turns her and Eloise's lights off* Eloise: *turns fWhip's light off* fWhip: *turns light back on, stares at Eloise challengingly*

[@ChillCubitoClips]

I did not notice those besides the Joel one, thank you! (I am going to miss this smp so much!)

[@AquaEclipse324]

This was a fever dream to watch live. I actually blanked out for it all...

[@magnapopus]

Everyone knows the full name was Etho Jeremy Slab all along.

[@juliusroman8616]

I don’t think this is what Mogswamp imagined for his talent show…

[@juliusroman8616]

Also I hope Jeremy Jr becomes a permanent addition to the story that’d be great.

[@juliusroman8616]

When “Etho” kept saying he’s obsessed with me I thought he was saying something sex and I thought WHAT?! Which to be fair wouldn’t be that out of character for Sausage but I was surprised nobody was protesting about it until I realized what he was actually saying lol.

[@Asylia5911]

The way you wrote the captions makes this SO much better 😂

[@michaelanderson1136]

Those captions must have taken 4ever

[@ChillCubitoClips]

Yeah, I want to learn to captions, *but* i still haven't gotten an actual app. I started with youtube's auto transcribe, which has rough time codes, and when from there, putting that subtitle file (.srt) into final cut and edited there. I'm fairly perfectionist, I could have done something useful in half the time, but, well. It was mostly fun!

[@tamarabikic3217]

"Yeah boat boys 😆" why are Joel's friends boat boys biggest fans

[@juliusroman8616]

Why does the ghast kinda look like Etho though???

[@ChillCubitoClips]

unnerving to say the least

[@cygnusrex3093]

This is so fun! Thank you for putting this together and for the great captions!

[@trash__queen]

I want etho to see this lol

[@OrangeJuice33]

I... What???

[@aryashirvoikar3475]

Sorry what

[@ChillCubitoClips]

yeah

[@acidicrain3104]

Mythical sausage mannnnn