Get your own lines ! (Chit Show Drama)

[@mikesnow5724]

I grew up in Cleveland and my Dad would take my brothers and me to the boat launches, buy us an ice cream cone and sit and watch the action. What a lesson in human relations!

[@markburton8680]

Love seeing old glory at the end!

[@chrisbernacki1012]

Love these videos Alfred. Look forward every day at work for your vids. "Crock on the dock" love it

[@j.walker3498]

loving the new ending, thanks Alfred we need that right now.

[@pamelabrown9484]

It's nice to see people showimg respect to Fred and other marine life!♥️👏

[@Thompson-from-Finland]

Im from finland, if i ever go vacation to miami i need to see this live! Ill bring you some beer too alfred 😆

[@godsgracefishingchannel5117]

Love the Croc! He is just chilling 😎. Good stuff Bud!

[@leesantos9711]

When you said we got jumpers , Fred probably got excited !

[@seangreene64]

Thanks Alfred. Look forward to the chit show all the time. Peace from 🇧🇸

[@mrdreaded8865]

Nice vid Alfred ! I am amazed how quickly some boats pass by .

[@420mrbubbles3]

Why do I love watching this so much

[@armysenior1780]

With all those people in the water launching and reloading boats Fred has never gotten a people snack? Love your show!

[@rileypup5959]

I could watch this everyday. Thanks for sharing.

[@erendyalatorre7785]

I remember when my dad bought us 2 iced tall glass cocacolas and took me to the boat launch. I expected serious boredom. Left with a new favorite hobby

[@BoatZone]

You made me laugh, Alfred 12:40. Thanks for another Chit Show production!

[@jcar8548]

‘The croc at the dock’ ! Good one Alfred. Lol

[@cracker4706]

Well Its actually an Alligator. But yes i get the Funny,

[@Chadgonefishing]

@@cracker4706 100 Percent a Croc hes been there for years and I live a half a mile away!

[@cracker4706]

@@Chadgonefishing Wow OK Honestly i didn't know there was any crocs in America, I googled it and now i know. Thanks

[@cracker4706]

The American crocodile (Crocodylus acutus) is a species of crocodilian found in the Neotropics. It is the most widespread of the four extant species of crocodiles from the Americas, with populations present from South Florida and the coasts of Mexico to as far south as Peru and Venezuela.

[@TyphoonVstrom]

Beware the snapping log.

[@susieallen6601]

Great Video Alfred....I love the monsters, but the favorite boat today was that pale blue. Contender....that was sweet...AND...You ended this episode perfectly!....God Bless America

[@daves.4343]

am i the only one who loves having this on all day at work and it never gets old?????? lol

[@hawkman302]

Agreed with evinrude, love those motors. I have a freshwater boat and run an old Johsnson motor which is the same as an evinrude and it’s fantastic even being 27 years old.

[@markpro96]

When the water warms up here in WI I like to kick off the shoes and wade in when launching the boat. Probably NOT a good idea here at Blackpoint! Another great vid!

[@zumakid0]

Another good one Alfred!! Thanks for sharing, be safe!!

[@debbielwilliamson8546]

It's about time, that the ladies get to see a little eye candy. lol

[@jeffm7669]

I cringe every time I see people trying to throw a line to the dock from the stern. Tie off the front, turn the motor(s) hard right or left depending on what side of the dock you are on and put it in reverse. It will pull the stern around.

[@johnk3606]

Jeff M if everyone bothered to learn how to operate their boat we wouldn’t have these fun videos.

[@jorgefigueroa7573]

Jeff it staggers the imagination 3 motors and they still drive it like some who does not know how to drive just one.

[@Executiveinvestments-]

@@jorgefigueroa7573 very easy to say when you are behind a keyboard. It takes ALOT of practice.

[@jorgefigueroa7573]

@@Executiveinvestments- Then practice and learn, Something I never see in all my years boating. If you don't know ask.

[@Executiveinvestments-]

@@jorgefigueroa7573 “then practice and learn”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ummmmm nobody they are getting experience right here so wtf are you talking about? So you think people should only go out on their boats after months if not years of “practice “? People should go launch their boats just to drive off the dock and then back to the dock? How stupid is that? Obviously you never even been on a boat. Have no clue what it takes. If you don’t know ask? Ask what? Ask who? Wtf are you talking about? These are not cars kiddo. Nothing like it at all.

[@dwightbernheimer331]

All we're missing now... Is Rodney Dangerfield on the big boat at 30 miles an hour LMAO good stuff thanks for posting

[@hemipower63]

Do we bring our own chairs to the spectator area, behind you? 😂

[@thomasquinn405]

alfred i am always amazed watching people wrapping there ropes up wrong they wrap them around their hand and elbow or just grab it in a ball and try and throe it it tangles stops and falls short of the dock sometime time is of the essence the proper way is like you were a cowboy when you throw it the whole rope will deploy this goes the same for extension cords if you want to keep your extension cord or rope from twisting and tangling use the cowboy lasso method when you throw your rope or 50 ft extension cord it will fully deploy the other way your putting a half turn on it every time you wrap it around your arm you wrap it up a simple easy trick i learned as a young carpenter from my farther he saw me wrapping it around my hand and arm got yelled at never made the same mistake again so boaters dont throw a twisted knotted up rope again sometimes you only get one chance to make that throw at dock before you end up with a costly bill

[@tonyjessen8204]

Thanks for the show stay safe 🍺👍😃

[@williamwilliams7707]

love your videos and love the eye candy on your channel 🔥🔥🔥

[@stephenbrody2717]

Get off my lawn! 😂 LMFAO Alfred is killing me on this one. Love this channel

[@wjatube]

Woman walking along the dock filming the croc will one-day slip off the dock and give us all a great video.

[@davidlewis9572]

I watch all the time , out In ElPaso no boat ramps here. Used to sit around Galveston Yacht Basin and watch the ramp ...fun times .

[@georgecarnall]

Alfred great show I was one of the first on the grassy knoll Kip this is Kip;-))))

[@vwjd77]

Nice to see "Fred submarine of death" is still around ☠️🐊🐊

[@Guerrero1187]

I love this chit!! Thanks for sharing bro

[@2BearsOutdoors]

All life's rutine stops when a new Chit Show is up. Always makes us laugh. Great video.

[@lastlaplogistics8512]

" He works out, every day! I used to look like that.....when i was 12" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Polux721]

The Croc is the only one that knows what its doing on that dock.

[@ScarabChris]

The red and white Scarab Sport looks good. It's a reverse color scheme. The hull side is usually white and the stripe below the rubrail is colored. In this case his white stripe would be red on a traditional Scarab Sport color scheme. I had the same boat for 10 years. Mine was blue stripe white hull.

[@reneap9049]

I’m so addicted to these videos!! Is there a 10 step program I can join??? My husband was in the hospital for 7 days, 2 surgeries, you and Fred kept me entertained!!

[@jarrodforet3557]

I feel you on jumpers,but people don't realize how much water pressure those motors put out and if someone stays in the boat and put it in forward and push the throttle forward they would never worry about getting on the back of the vehicle, that engine will push the vehicle and boat out the launch

[@charlierice5827]

I don’t give a fuck about boats, but I think you are hilarious, love your narration on this one in particular, I watch one of these everyday, thanks for sharing

[@Deepimpactocean]

That was funnyyy....”she is hangry guys”

[@JT-ok8te]

Hahahaha, I Love it! We have a Chit Show up here at Warwick Neck, RI. I never taped it but I’m gonna have to. It’s not nice to see all that have no clue of AIDS to navigating experience.😭! Your commentary is gold, Thank You!

[@DMANROCK1]

You mean the ramps at OB? They cleared the people from the beach and the cars in the trailer parking at one point but they came back. Trying to back down and have to watch out for kids on the damn ramp.

[@buynsell365]

I love the commentary !!!

[@waltertx.6020]

Man I can't believe BRP/Evinrude isn't continuing to make their engines anymore. I love my old Bluewave with the Evinrude 90hp still going strong since 1998! And there's Fred🤣

[@redline9579]

I got a 90 hp 1979. Runs like a rape ape still. Rip everude

[@ShawnCheriYoung]

I have a 1973 50hp Evinrude MKV that is still running strong..!

[@onixfuster2453]

The warranty of BRP engines for marine aplication will be taken care of by Mercury. Also the parts will be distribute by them. BRP will continue making engines but for other aplications. I believe they where redirecting themselves to boat hulls.

[@markscherm5512]

Supposedly Mercury will be routinely servicing and doing warranty work on Envinrude. Very sad to see a 100 + year old brand disappear. (PS. Really appreciate all of your videos! )

[@coreylahey1711]

Why would they do there warranty work ? I mean I believe you 100 percent,, I guess I am just wonder why would they take that hit if those newer motors had 10 year warranty on them ? Seems odd to me is all .. have a good day buddy

[@ysesq]

@@coreylahey1711 they do warranty work by selling you a new merc.

[@coreylahey1711]

@@ysesq haha ok

[@markscherm5512]

corey lahey Parent Company BRP is staying very much in business. Growing other boat brands but folding up the motors. They say they have no interest in selling off the brand, but who knows?. They will supply Merc dealers with parts. Merc dealers wlll continue to sell and power other BRP brands. (Alumicraft, Telwater, pontoons, and so forth.) But I’m betting on an Evinrude comeback at some point, sorta like Polaris/Indian motorcycles. I hate to see em go. I’ve had a few of them.

[@MatanuskaHIGH]

My brand new 150 mercury has been in shop all summer and fried 2 computers and waiting for new one from factory basically burning up my warranty sitting at the shop. Fuck basspro, mercury and tracker boats. Has left nothing but a bad taste in my mouth. I should have got a Yamaha. Remote Alaskans swear by Yamaha.

[@jrmc530]

We’ve all been hangry before🤣

[@bottomknockinbaja6092]

The Crock At The Dock steals the show again!

[@pedroviera2711]

Definitiva mente es una loqueras, saludos y bendiciones desde Tampa fl

[@L3ttuc3]

Didn't know that having a horn meant you could dock at speed in a crowded area with people in line ahead of you. Wonder why more people don't use that 🤔

[@Z-Bart]

Saw your 'get your own lines' and it reminded me of a story. The year was 1990. I was a Dockman at an ore dock. It was my job (one of many) to throw the last line for the ore boats after they loaded. It's late in the season, probably early January, the season ends January 15 when the locks close. I go down to the dock to throw last line for a 1000 footer and the winch man tells me to go all the way to the bow to relieve their man on the dock. I said no mate I'm here to throw last line, this one. He say's, "Get the F%$k out of here, we'll take care of our own lines". Tempers run short right before layoff. 😎

[@garyt.5219]

No politics man!!!......just boats and fun man 🚤👌🏽

[@MySMFH]

What Jeff M said, it's amazing watching people and how clueless they are. What would they do if they were alone.

[@keithscudder7136]

Scream ! Call for Tow Boat US at the Dock ! :)

[@Julio_cu]

Te comiste la tortillaaaa!!! jajajajajajajajaja

[@nathalie.1971]

Am new here and love the comments! You crack me up... 🤣🤣🤣 greetz from Holland

[@williamswanson4390]

Hey at 6:46 -6:50 so slow mo the camera when the lady and kid looking at croc at check out that huge spider on the wall under guys feet and they don’t even know it!!!! Chit show!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@iamgriff]

5:30 those ladies are actually considering feeding that alligator. It's written all over their face's

[@jackdurney5330]

The owners of this marina need to come out and watch their dock staff “WORK” !!!!

[@albeestax]

Those are “covid security” not dock workers.

[@Palmbeachrider]

The guy's face at 11:32 lmao

[@carlosdanger4648]

Old boat story I worked at was a Monterey dealer and Baja dealer, Baja outlaws are pretty sweet

[@philipforee]

awesome video

[@richsanossian8675]

Al, your a funny dude😂😂😂

[@gunnersplace]

Steer boat to dock and put it in reverse.... crazy how many boaters think the front of the boat is what they think they can control.

[@jamesjanota985]

¡Frederick, el cocodrilo de punta negra!

[@ignacio9552]

Holy Smokes! It's not even a Full Moon!

[@colleendaloisio4900]

You NEED to call your wife again, she will tell you like it is, Love the chit show

[@TyphoonVstrom]

The funny guys always have the hilarious wives who put them in their place.

[@michaelpz76]

Keep the videos coming👍

[@waltertx.6020]

Why am I watching Chit Show Again. Oh yeah Fred

[@lntrlp4936]

Nice to see and hear American culture alive and well in Florida still. I'm shocked there isn't a Cuban or Mexican flag flying above Ol' Glory to be honest.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Cory Cubans are very proud Americans most people don't know that .

[@keithscudder7136]

No Mexicans around here.......

[@mr805beer4]

The more I watch your( Chit Show ) More I like. 🤟🏽🍺

[@marvinpatrick3462]

I Enjoy The CHIT Show! I don't understand why so many boats approach the dock without lines ready. Why so many boats launch without a Captain at the helm, starting the engines and backing off the trailer without touching the dock? Fred is awesome!

[@keithscudder7136]

Many aboat, the truck Driver is also the Captain. It all comes down to having only one person who knows how to run the boat. Should always be two at least. :(

[@masinger7303]

😆 😆 That’s cz I don’t do bottoms cleaning any more

[@dewaynemizzell7009]

You should play “jump” by house of pain when the jumpers start.

[@lvmykdz5724]

3:27 - Nothing like having a huge fancy boat (MATT CAT5) and having no idea how to operate it.........very sad. All he had to do is while still moving towards the dock at that angle, turn the wheel hard right and bump reverse throttle and BINGO, like a pro, that boat would have been parallel with the dock. Perfect conditions and he still couldn't get it done.

[@masinger7303]

We got tortilla 😂 a Miss Miami alfred

[@theresa_lili]

That man is wearing a mask on his own boat.... Fun Video

[@jaydaughtery3945]

I own a 1989 OMC sea drive on a 87 Proline it is a perfect vessel

[@jeffreymoscardelli8428]

That croc looks bigger than before

[@Paxmax]

*music Otis Redding* Lookn' at the Croc of the Bay, Waitn' for food to come his way. Lookn' at the Croc of the Bay, Maybe tasty childs... oh my...

[@marydelmonaco5222]

Thanks for zooming in!

[@GeorgeBonez]

It’s my understanding that Evinrude is only going to stop making the 2 stroke version. They plan to continue making the 4 stroke. It’s also my understanding that Evinrude is claiming that they will Will maintain adequate support of the two-stroke edition well into its afterlife. We’ll see

[@mlbabineaux]

Nice to see some Evinrude's :)

[@troystewart7730]

I would think there in Miami there are middle aged ladies who carry some little dog around- and on the boat Just once hasn’t a dog fallen in near Fred 🐊

[@lavrentichudakoff2519]

I can't believe how many fools they let drive and dock boats these days. I used to dock a big 40' Holiday Mansion house boat with twin I/O's by myself. Just lasso the cleat for the stern, pull tight, and let the engine bring her to. Even on windy days. And trust me, wind can play havoc with a house boat,

[@mysticvalley2003]

Alfred....watching dear old Fred does he ever try to mess with the people....he seems pretty chill but he is a croc. The other thing is has anyone ever fallen in at the dock while he is about and where is his hideout....what about props from boats do they hit crocs.....the area seems to be densely populated and people seem to be clueless at times there are crocs in the water there.......He's like hey people just passing by want to go for a swim

[@frankconsiglio4692]

Its amazing the people who dont know how to dock a boat. So simple

[@ScarabChris]

Damn every video I watch of Black Point that same ramp always gets people stuck. There must be a steep drop the trailer falls into. 10:55

[@antonionascimento5319]

lindo vídeo

[@lsd25records]

Crock at the Dock !!

[@leftyk1968]

I think its time the Crok gets a name!!!

[@biffjohnson7107]

lefty k the Chit Chow Stalker

[@leftyk1968]

@@biffjohnson7107 El Gran Stalker, or El Mida mida

[@keithscudder7136]

Alfred named him Fred !

[@razorbak6783]

All of these people having issues with outboard engines is why I went in stern drive.....my 5.7L mercruiser in my 18ft SeaRay cranks and drives like a car....I've had 3 stern drives in a row and love em.....never an outboard for me again especially a 2 stroke.

[@OttoTheWeim]

It always makes me cringe when I see people get between the boat and dock. Our boat is named “Collateral Damage” because my wife got her fingers between the dock and boat and some wake pinched and broke her finger when I was getting the vehicle to load up. Always keep clear of pinch points.

[@quantum_entangled_tardigrade]

"Moar fat dudes with their butt-cracks hangin' out!"

[@Alex-us2vw]

Kinda surprised that guy with Mad Catz couldn’t dock. That can’t be his first boat, he surely on his 2nd or 3rd boat. Basically no one seems to even attempt to bring in their stern under power. Even when they throw a bow line to the dock, that makes powering in the stern like 10x easier they still don’t even try.

[@ryaneckman2278]

It is hilarious that the one dude is copying you with miami boat ramps and etc... His commentary is terrible and no one watches his after one episode... Your commentary is as good as if not better than the action itself... I appreciate you doing this as it is very entertaining to me as I am a boat captain and deal with this regularly all the insanity at the ramps... I just put on a playlist of your Chit Show and laugh a lot... Keep doing what you are doing! I hope you start gettin really paid for what you are doing so you never have to work again and the Chit Show keeps going on forever!

[@djrock2319]

We got jumpers 😂

[@leftyk1968]

Dont be hurt bro by the truth. The truth is always the hardest to accept. But truth of the matter she honest and truthful best qualities in a great woman. So for that you both get a WEPPAAAAAA

[@afletcher4268]

who knows what that croc is up to - mischief for sure..