Bob Mortimer names a cat

[@UAndDave]

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[@katherinedowling4246]

Brilliant name who else would have come up with that?❤

[@ErnstHeinze-iw4gq]

​@@katherinedowling4246only Bob!

[@QuanTumm1357]

Was expecting Good Monson lol

[@lkbergen]

That's his cat's actual name! 😂

[@islandgirl581]

Too much "would I lie to you" 😅😂😅

[@smileypeterson8463]

Poor Goodmonson, I remember when he broke his legs #sosad 😂😂😂

[@palashbhaumik42069]

"Monson? As in monsoon, but with an 'o' removed?"

[@harrod19]

😂😂😂😂

[@fredflintstone3254]

"never ask Bob to name anything" - Lee Mack.

[@Butterratbee]

“the name of anything”

[@ВасилийПетров-н2щ]

That's Rob

[@donparker4521]

He named them both? 😊

[@leonnZawodowiec]

Bytheway?

[@misscryptoria]

Bob's names are the best...

[@TheElectricGlide]

You mean Gary Cheeseman? He was a big lad, a snipers dream we used to call him.

[@jamiekendrew9106]

Cheesy you mean, because he used to carry cheese slices in his pocket.

[@dazzag]

​@@jamiekendrew9106It was for his skin, he had bad acne

[@laylahassomethingtosay]

Well apparently half of them are real names😅 It seems Bob just happens to have met so many absurdly named people that he thinks the names he comes up with are normal lol

[@andrasszabo1570]

Caramel and Waffle

[@timmyianni2309]

"STANDARD BRAND" Would have been the perfect name!!!

[@canoli72]

Naming things should be Bob’s official job! He has a unique style & an ability that is unsurpassed! He’s a legend. Who can forget “Sniper’s Dream” for one of his mates! 🎉🎉🎉

[@rizwana353]

Gary cheeseman aka snipers dream

[@גטרישראל]

😂😂😂 yes, his naming is legendary,

[@jamesthesilver]

Also Stephen Bytheway

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

I have a fading memory of that name, like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail (this short was actually in my recommendations for the video)

[@auntlynnie]

My brain went to “Bob,” so it would be a Bob cat. 😂

[@dazediss6629]

Looks more like a Broccoli Highkicks to me

[@harrod19]

Now that's a name Bob would choose!

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

​​@@harrod19...or a name he's already come up with.. ...or did you just double r/whoosh me?😊

[@harrod19]

@@bennylloyd-willner9667 hahaha whooooosh 😁 Barbara Lighthouse would be pleased

[@jamesthesilver]

The cockroach king is back

[@gkm2928]

Should have been Sargent bytheway..

[@Milkydrummer]

“Sergeant Bytheway”

[@mick16wtf]

Bob Mortimer and Names truly is the unbeatable combo

[@coralmccrystal4606]

Buttery McWhiskers iw an excellent name! Bob is so good at names.

[@friskyalison]

I was hoping he would name it Mavis, in honour of the owl 🦉(or the lump of meat and feathers) who ran away or was killed by the cats in his home all those years ago. 😢😂 #WILTY

[@IveGotAMatch]

Or maybe Bad Manson. Or Great Monson!

[@ab-oh6zb]

It was a VERY SICK owl

[@kathryntyler2565]

I now want a kitten to call Buttery McWhiskers!! Xx

[@UAndDave]

The kitten-naming world is your oyster

[@ryanmorse8726]

Bob Mortimer is my spirit animal

[@cappella264]

I want Bob Mortimer to name my future kids

[@zaizoesclashing7103]

Anyone that knows Bob and anyone that has watched would I lie to you knowa Bob is about to give it the best name it can have 😂❤

[@Rasscasse]

That’s the purrfect name 😄

[@olidaniels]

Looks like a Bill Whittlingham to me

[@FizzyWizzy-sn1es]

He already had that one in the silly cat names folder 😂

[@sethv5273]

Having seen bob on wilty I was scared for that cat

[@3lttlbrds]

Perfect man to choose a name 😂❤

[@potatopirate5557]

Bob is the most precious! 🥰

[@mrdcon101]

Good monson

[@peterclarke7006]

Snipurrs dream...

[@user-gl1kd3wj77]

Lol

[@tariqmohamed]

Gary Cheeseman

[@philippawallacedunlop9393]

*Sniper’s 😆

[@NotoriousWhistler]

​@@philippawallacedunlop9393you didn't get the joke, did you?

[@peterclarke7006]

​@@philippawallacedunlop9393oh God, really? It's a cat. Cats purr. Jesus christ...

[@גטרישראל]

He did it again - Lee Mack 😂

[@ab-oh6zb]

Perfect man for the job!

[@glenmcgregor1555]

Never fails to impress..! 😂

[@efreshwater5]

Ron Waffle. Wait.... John Caramel. No... Broccoli Highkicks. I mean... Neil Overalls... Jerry Dungaree's son.

[@AH-te5gs]

Topheavy Ken!

[@LueezBee007]

I can’t breathe… stop it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲

[@juliannechan7282]

Billy the pigeon 😂

[@Maca68]

That's definitely a Harry Harryman.

[@mtrps_]

Its Steve Bytheway's kitten

[@marycanary86]

good choice. silly, elaborate, family-friendly

[@dalesmithies9051]

Perfect name, beautiful cat.

[@wolfganghendery8298]

Jim Bytheway

[@ianitor]

bob actually gave TS Eliot the names for all the cats in Cats

[@Maca68]

Micky the drink

[@shaneheff5244]

Bob is brilliant

[@kelzuya]

Gentle Kenneth

[@tommymayfield814]

Or Still Barry

[@PARONTHE]

Legend 🤣

[@bobsblackwell3594]

Capachoochoo the Caracal 😂

[@dannylloyd484]

Must be related to buttery Clive

[@ironsword7]

Personally I would've named it Barbara Lighthouse, but I suppose that's far too big for a mid-sized cat.

[@mackabeats]

Great name.😂

[@andycarmichael3012]

For those who don't know, Bob actually sells cat names on his twitter, during lockdown he was my main source of entertainment, train guy and cat names, man's an absolute legend

[@islandgirl581]

Bob, you are one of the most natural comics on our screens. Please come back to Paul. We can't have a vegan fishing x!x

[@Rebecca-yl1zt]

Can’t believe he gave the name for free!

[@ThanksChris]

I was expecting Barry Waffles, for some reason

[@robharris8844U]

I thought he was going to say "Bobcat" 😅

[@Victor_James68]

Bytheway is that not a Bob-cat?

[@amandabeaty1492]

And he just comes up with these.

[@Brock_273]

Should have called it ' bear in mind bob' cat

[@m444ss]

he should have named it Mortimer

[@jeannievrantsis445]

I love Bob Mortimer ❤ He’s a savant at making up names.

[@ellieboa]

Bob 😍

[@Sammie1053]

He named a Floppa!

[@Bearsio]

Buttery McWhiskers will be 4 and half years old now. Thats 33 and half in cat years 🐱

[@SimonFrack]

Naming it after one of his school mates. How unoriginal.

[@simoneastwood3779]

Bob pulls it out the bag again! If your stuck for your child's name, he's your 'go to' man. 😂

[@d.e.b.b5788]

Only if you want your child to curse you forever more!

[@soyebaswat5382]

I would have named it Bob. Confuse people.

[@seankelly378]

Thought hed go Sergeant bytheway or Harry Harrison

[@XAVR_]

The man literally sells cat names via Twitter, he's an exper t

[@blackie75]

Should have been Bob.

[@zygoticdeb]

Could have charged £8 for that

[@chrisshaw9836]

Jonothans cleef/george osbournes comb/geldoff or licking stamps at Kens house are all good names.

[@Andydavs]

Steve Bytheway

[@PaulAngeloff]

Barbara Lighthouse

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Is the name for a baby caracal really kit? Because that's also the name for a baby fox, which are dogs. I wonder what other baby animals are called kits.

[@choughed3072]

Baby ferrets are called kits I believe.

[@trodd77]

Kits are baby badgers, ferrets, muskrats, rabbits, skunks, squirrels, weasels and woodchucks.

[@travelwell6049]

Where did the Buttery come from.

[@MantisEnergy]

Buttery Keith

[@chad3358]

I was expecting Good Monson or Mavis

[@stephencarlin4326]

Cheeseman

[@Vanderlayindustries]

Lets say, Top Heavy Ken?

[@agdgdgwngo]

Boots Mcfoolish

[@tomisimi]

ron waffles

[@Topgqrst]

Sniper’s dream

[@CPG00]

Roy Decker 🤓

[@ballconei]

Good Motsun

[@Shanindita179]

Thank god it's not Top haeavycan

[@lewisdewhurst1217]

Al Catpone

[@liamfinch4129]

could have done (MUCH) better!

[@adrianmercuri8956]

It would have been much funnier if he named it Kevin or David...

[@Pizza-boy-pip]

To Buttery McWhiskers! 🍻