World of Warships - Crayon Eater

[@michaellemmer2966]

Thanks for showing my game Mr Jingles, my favorite flavor is blue. Also I really enjoyed all the marine jokes, Jingles is great. Oh this was like my 17th game in the Defence and I noticed afterwards that I never put any flags on it, or they got dismounted at some point, not sure.

[@jefftuckercfii]

No wonder you weren't getting many fires from those HE salvos. Always good to have some bumps to fire chance to appease RNGeezus.

[@davidsmith8997]

You played a good game and it led to an even better punchline- well done!

[@Vinemaple]

Good game! It's almost as if, after all the infallible teammates are sunk, one's team stops losing any more points... I think Jingles missed who the real crayon-eaters in this battle were.

[@montro2220]

It was a good and well played game.

[@billyteflon1322]

No one cares about your favorite flavor of crayon, what was your favorite flavor of dependopotamus?

[@mikeredrugger]

As a proud US Marine I can assure you the best flavor crayon is red because it tastes like yellow. Least favorite is blue because it tastes like brown. Edit: well this blew up a wee bit... as many are aware, Jingles did serve in the Navy (British, but still) let the jokes begin!

[@davidtuttle7556]

Im told red is best because blood makes the grass grow green.

[@smullins17]

we are eating good today boys

[@carlday-jy7ct]

As a jarhead, I like the green ones because my mom told me to eat my veggies.

[@arkadikharovscabinetofcuri3465]

Legend brother

[@arkadikharovscabinetofcuri3465]

@@mikeredrugger I served mandatory conscription in Eastern European country as young adult. Crayons would have been massive upgrade in rations

[@nazamroth8427]

"A marine caught in a very embarrassing three-way between Vermont and Tennessee" could be a news headline.

[@MarioHernandez-dp3lz]

Lol I see what you did there. 😂

[@Vinemaple]

"between Vermont and Tennessee" is geographically vague, but it's not impossible, so it doesn't harm the joke much. Also, Ohio is technically between Vermont and Tennessee, so a Marine caught in a very embarrassing three-way there could indeed become a news headline without obtaining special access to court records...

[@MrNicoJac]

One marine with two Miss Americas sounds like a fun night for all involved

[@MarioHernandez-dp3lz]

@@MrNicoJac except for the one cleaning the room. 🤣

[@MrNicoJac]

@@MarioHernandez-dp3lz Whahahaha, yeah FAIR 😆

[@billyharley8295]

@The Mighty Jingles USMC here. listen here you squid, those remarks about crayons were far too close to the truth. lol. also, you wouldn't have an extra 64 Pack laying around would you?

[@jdubs__01]

I have a 128, if ya want.

[@gow1044]

God damn! This man has the premium snacks!

[@armorhide406]

Squid? That's rich from someone who's ass rides in navy equipment

[@andytidnits]

As a former member of the US Navy and brother to a US Marine officer, I approve your crayon message.

[@57thorns]

Sibling rivalry, the only rivalry more fierce than service rivalry. But as long as both are in good spirit, all is fine.

[@josiahburdick4893]

I bet family dinners are interesting with being a squid and your brother a marine officer 😂😂😂

[@ianhargreaves468]

As a brit born in the Netherlands, the term "swamp german" had me laughing far more than it should.

[@tommay6590]

@@ianhargreaves468 as long as no one calls the English „island Germans“…🧐

[@sksaddrakk5183]

​@@tommay6590 gemans call british Island monkeys...

[@diminios]

@@tommay6590 Nah, the English are worse. They're island _Frenchies_ .

[@darkhorse13golfgaming]

I'm an American and I learned the term from Jingles. I game with surprising amount of Dutch players and I've used the term in self-defense a couple of times 😂

[@kaltaron1284]

@@tommay6590 They kinda are. About as much as they are "Island French".

[@darkflame8]

Next time you meet a US Marine Jingles, make sure to take extra crayons, they might not be angry after they've eaten.

[@thedoverna5323]

This i was going to say much the same lol just make sure you never leave the house with out a few crayola in your pocket and you should be good

[@darrenhersey9794]

It is the cure for hangry

[@Antedysomnea]

you're not you when you're hungry

[@thingamabob3902]

just throw the crayons at the floor and retreat behind a smokescreen

[@jerrysmooth24]

Nobody who has ever fought with the U.S.M.C. has ever said they were bad at fighting from unfortunate conscripts to the most elite special forces. They earned that 64 crayola pack w/sharpener.

[@Jwnorton]

Germans in WW1, when they encountered the USMC Bde attached to the 1st INF div gave them their nickname - captured officers said they fought like devils and were mobile like dogs across the battle-scared terrain. They Marines ate it up being called Devil Dogs.

[@RichTheEngineer]

As far as I'm concerned, they can have any crayon pack they want with my effusive thanks!

[@raphaelhenrich9791]

​@@Jwnorton There has been no actual confirmation that the name originated with the germans. Even right after WWI multiple american researchers (as well as the germans themselves) have looked into the matter and have found no actual evidence the germans ever used that term. The Marines probably just wanted a new nickname...

[@BTL47]

No one said they weren't any good in a firefight, they're just not real bright generally

[@CircusJeanie2399]

@@BTL47 mmmm but that's fine, they don't need to be, we love them all anyways. -from a USN Brat

[@numpiregaming7673]

I once saw a Crayola breakfast cereal with Crayons on the box. Every Marine in my contact list got sent a picture saying Crayola has acknowledged them as a consumer market.

[@russelljohnson6267]

😂😂😂

[@nightcrewgabe]

Same here lol

[@PresidentCamacho24]

DEI at it again. smh

[@Zereniti77]

Jingles laughing is nourishment for my soul

[@WalterReimer]

My Dad was ex-Army. Here was his favorite Marine joke: Q: How do you make a Marine kill himself? A: Throw a handful of sand at a wall and yell 'Hit the Beach!'

[@zoidcore6948]

imagine all the crayons you can buy, you'll never go hungry again. funniest line this week so far. thanks for the laughs 😂

[@firestarteronyoutube5542]

The amount of crayon jokes in this were spectacular! There's our christmas presents sorted

[@atigerclaw]

Jingles: "-caught in a very embarrassing three-way, like that shouldn't be anything unusual for a US Marine..." ME: "Shots fired!"

[@thelegionisnotamused8929]

Crayons? I'm here. What did my people do now?

[@montro2220]

As a proud Salt Miner of the swamp german race: "Dankeschön" is for the regular Germans to the east of us. I would suggest: "Dank u!" Time of some more salt mining.

[@thespectator1243]

As a non-Swamp German, I was confused for a minute. Thank you for teaching me so Dutch....errrr, swamp-german... erm.. dank u. ^^ Have a nice evening! :D

[@LiteralTitle-sg6kj]

Dankeschön

[@gfdx3214]

“It looks like an admiral class battleship” My dead jingles, it’s an admiral class battlecruiser, and those are arranged like the Hood, as that is an admiral class, with 4 twins. This is arranged like a Nelson

[@michaelritzen8138]

"My dead jingles" oh god, please no!

[@bella_ciao4608]

…he actually didn’t mess up but I don’t frequently hear Nelson and Rodney referred to as Admiral class. Both are named for admirals so it’s a fair description

[@AndrewFremantle]

I think this is a contender for Game of Throws - If the Harlem had just run away and kept the island between himself and Crayon Eater, he'd have won on points.

[@nemlas85]

I thought so as well. So who eats crayons now. (Everyone. Probably.)

[@Dzady]

Exactly. Plus firing HE when he knows Crayon Eater has to angle against Montana. And no airstrike?

[@Tank50us]

A rather difficult mission in Sea Power you say? I have NOOOOOOOOOOOO idea what you're talking about.... _whistles innocently_

[@firestarteronyoutube5542]

Breakthrough when? 😉

[@Tank50us]

@@firestarteronyoutube5542 If it's the mission I think it is, it's the one I sent him in the Q&A.... and it has a bunch of RNG that can either make the mission a total cakewalk, or a torture session.

[@iKvetch558]

Gave a thumbs up for Princess Akizuki's voice acting in the video. LOL

[@djay72]

Good lord I am going to say this...lol. As a "Chair force" vet and the father of a Marine instructor on Parris Island, they do love their crayons. My sons favorite is Blue.

[@SirFryStirFry]

My favorite thing ever said about marines If you want to a surgical instrument you call seals You want a hammer call the army If you want some dead, broken, and or pregnant call the marines

[@kristoffermangila]

Dead or broken I can understand, but pregnant, really?

[@SirFryStirFry]

@kristoffermangila you have not hung out with US Marines have you

[@JormulinTallanaer]

@@kristoffermangila Marines will screw ANYTHING, and I do mean anything. The vice-president elect "allegedly" screwed a couch, and that doesn't even break the top 50 of strange things I've heard Marines having relations with

[@t.maximilianwaechter3208]

Have a Crayola, you're not yourself when you're hungry.

[@Grygus_Triss]

I just find Jingles hilarious at the end, continuously making fun of the Marines, almost dying of laughter.

[@alanhughes6753]

The HMS Nelson & HMS Rodney were "Nelson" class battleships. The "Admiral" class were planned as a class of four battlecruisers that were started in 1917; only one was actually built (the other three were cancelled at the end of WW1) - that one was HMS Hood.

[@mrshark1757]

You had me questioning whether it was Friday for a second

[@Fjewt]

it is in my head

[@Wolfeson28]

It's an actual attested story that a young Isoroku Yamamoto was once challenged by some classmates that he couldn't eat a pencil (he grew up in poverty and so was known to be constantly on the lookout for anything he could eat). He accepted their challenge and proved them wrong.🤣

[@Deevo037]

One more finger would have changed the course of WW2.

[@madrabbit9007]

I love Marines....they're God's special mutants.

[@EmmaLaBunn]

Usually Seen Munching Crayons

[@WalterReimer]

"Uncle Sam's Misbegotten Children."

[@timmartin5509]

I've been watching for about 7 years and have been a Marine for and 3 and a half, jingles videos are a perfect for when I'm munching a crayon on duty

[@tripitaka5444]

Jingles you just couldn't let it go could you ! Crayon eater. You may want to hide in the salt mine for the next few, err hours, until the Marines forget who insulted them. I'm just kidding of course.

[@christopherhill3293]

This Marine enjoyed green . It pissed of the Army when you ate them all

[@CommodoreRayne.IMP.C-1824]

0:42 seconds in and we already have a Jingles moment 😂 The Admiral class were Battlecruisers (namely HMS Hood) and the Rodney + Nelson were Nelson class battleships

[@BakaGaijin66]

Semper Crayola. Much love Devildogs

[@em1osmurf]

my father (a retired ww2 USMC Capt) didn't want me to join the USMC, unless i wanted to go camping with mud and mosquitoes for most of my career. i went USN. occasionally i ran into someone who recognized my last name, and asked why i was in the navy. my reply, which always produced "engaging" conversation: "I would've joined the Corps, but i failed the physical--my head wouldn't fit the jar." btw, good vid!

[@novocainDaimon]

That "dankeschön" came more unexpected than anything else. And it also wasnt butchered like most foreigners butcher the german language. Really appreciated ❤

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

The tomfoolery going on in this episode is amazing

[@joksutube]

Mr J. is enjoying his ribbing of marines way too much. Me too.

[@herrhaber9076]

@jingles: there's no such thing as a former Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine ;)

[@CrinosAD]

Ah... well done mr crayon eater! With much love and respect from the Navy!

[@McNubbys]

My favorite experience with Marines, they needed a DD, so I drove. Three Marines, one lady of the night, one condom...three Marines ended up with the clap lol🤣

[@cgross82]

Well done, Marine! Semper Fi from an Army dog!

[@Vinemaple]

Chat and minimap highlights: 0:51 NA server friendly greetings (glhf = Good Luck Have Fun) 6:40 Friendly Alabama B starts chasing enemy Montana into the NW corner of the map 7:17 demands allies shoot through islands at enemy Montana (Pozharsky is trying to evade & sink enemy Salmon) 8:16 alone against enemy Montana, Seattle, carrier, and probably Haarlem, friendly Alabama B is finished off by enemy Montana 8:40 Friendly Alabama B player starts vagueposting the rest of the team from spectator mode 9:00 starts calling out Kansas player, apparently unaware of USS Kansas's slower speed 9:45 Kansas player points out the obvious flaw in Alabama B player's reasoning 10:12 Alabama B player gives Kansas player advice he'd be better off following himself 10:28 Enemy Tennessee player claims that ships having capabilities he doesn't know about is "broken" 19:25 Enemy carrier jinxes enemy Montana 20:02 Friendly carrier mocks enemy carrier's overconfidence 20:23 NA server polite congratulations P. S.: If you never admit your mistakes are your own, how will you ever learn from them?

[@effingcray0213]

The moment I saw crayon eater as the video title I was half expecting a reference to the US Marine Cor.

[@TehKang]

It does my submariner heart so much good to hear the crayola jokes flowing on this one lol The comment section hasn't disappointed either.

[@brianforbes8270]

Im a veteran as well...USAF. I dont mind the inter service jabs, they pretty funny in the end. I have respect for anyone who served, we all went through the same hell together, regardless of branch

[@deaks25]

Came for the World of Warships replay, stayed to listen to the former Navy man ripping the sh*t out of the Marines.

[@el9206]

This video is proof that M.A.R.I.N.E. really does stand for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment 😂 Love you grunts, former US Navy STG2 (ESWS) here

[@matthewschauenburg]

I take it Jingles has met Marines before, lmao.

[@riverraven7359]

Admiral class was HMS Hood , jingles, there were supposed to be four but only hood was built, the names were passed on as Nelson, Anson, and Howe

[@goldosprey]

Ah yes, the Jingles military humor completely understanding the memes about our Marine corps.

[@Roverswelsh]

Within two minutes there’s a fight between Jack Tar and a Bootneck! Never change Jingles! Lol

[@NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek]

Brilliant Battle, Redeemer!!!!

[@micheljavert5923]

Chat: “Kansas what you afraid of [sic]?” Kansas: *immediately dies* 😂

[@Antedysomnea]

This is the first KZbin comment I've seen in 10 years that used [sic]. This is incredible, it's like a rare-spawn.

[@thomasgarrison3949]

I'm a US Marine, yes I have Crayons mine are US Camouflage Sticks. Jingles you know a Squid is a lower form of Marine life.

[@OldManBolt]

A good 64 pack of crayons always calms me down. Semper Fi!

[@johnapppel64]

As a former US Army Airborne cavalry scout, I'm totally here for dragging the Marines. :)

[@Aelric78]

Marines are tolerant of wisecracks to a point. Possibly because it takes a while for them to process. 😁

[@Zulatek666]

LOL! The green crayons taste like outside!

[@lukaseckel5825]

Thank you jingles the crayon jokes really gave me a good laugh

[@danielburnette9552]

Remember Jingles, purple crayons are the best(casually glances at MARPAT utilities I can't fit into anymore)

[@paytonlarman4608]

Great video and the Marine jokes were well appreciated. Just remember that the Navy is basically just the Uber to get the Marines where they’re supposed to go.

[@TndX]

19:17 Oh Jingles, that sucker punch was very funny indeed :D

[@NFS_Challenger54]

Oh, man. A World of Warships replay on a Wednesday? I'm here! Also, very happy and laughing like crazy you're using the "Clap Lollie Boat cheeks" reference. I haven't heard that in a long time.

[@phj223]

The last time I was this early, both me and Jingles had a full head of hair. 😝

[@hawkusmc-legiongaming7823]

Loved the video as always. From all the Crayon Eaters out here in the interwebs, you're just as likely to get a beer slapped into your hand from any of us. Take Care!

[@InabnettMusic]

"A pretty ship, it is not", truer words have never been said. Pretty much every british ship save QE's after refit

[@gdt1410]

Gotta love crayon addicted muscle heads. Always good to have one around in the friends group…. ❤ Bubblehead Squid

[@Jwnorton]

The back-story on why they are called Crayon Eaters is.... Not Safe For Work...... But, SOP for the USMC - God love 'em and thank God they're on our side....

[@gdt1410]

@ nothing says security like a angry teenager, armed, bored and out of crayons…. But ya gotta love’em and always would rather be on the same side as them.

[@Shinigamiusmc]

Jingles, there is a reason that the Crayola factory is about an hour drive from the Birthplace of the US Marine Corps

[@StatMnd]

Watching your WOWs videos is pure entertainment, it's like watching a TV show.

[@osimandus]

You can buy candy crayons. The marines favourite flavour is green.😂

[@mikeredrugger]

Wrong my favorite is red because it tastes like yellow.

[@pvtcmyers87]

As a former Untied States Army, I wholeheartedly approve of your crayon message. 🤣

[@Terrathrax]

19:25: "Monty's got it" . LOLs, the Monty certainly got it.

[@nathanielmeade5731]

Jingles, you served in the Royal Navy... Hood is an Admiral Class Battlecruisers, the only one completed. Nelson and Rodney are Nelson Class Battleships.

[@rickardwarn6150]

Not only me then who reacted 🤣🤣

[@Abettorman]

I think it's time for a Jingles challenge coin

[@thatguy_nick2937]

No clue what you're on about Jingles, this ship looks beautiful ✨️

[@Seahorn_]

depend from what side of the cannons your looking I guess.........

[@edmartin875]

It would look better to my eyes with another turret but installed aft.

[@jefftuckercfii]

Jingles self-panicking on Marine crayon jokes at the end made me laugh out loud.

[@edwinlamont4187]

You Jack's always pick the fights and leave us Bootnecker's to finish it for you......

[@Schmidty1701]

"An Admiral Class BB, like the NELSON and Rodney" Never change Jingles 😂

[@ian_novak_]

This one’s an instant classic 🤣 🤣 😂 ☠️

[@Arthion]

Short-fuse armor piercing isn't that much of an advantage since it doesn't come with a reduction in fuse sensitivity unlike on f.ex. Minotaur and fuse sensitivity is tied with gun caliber and for a 14" gun the armor threshhold is 59mm, most overpens are simply due to the fuse not arming in the first place. It's only really an advantage against exceptionally narrow ships like Smolensk or extremely close ranges.

[@kezefshady5729]

21:37 Oh man what di you do Jingles to Poland community? Pan kiedyś stanął nad brzegiem, Szukał ludzi gotowych pójść za Nim; By łowić serca Słów Bożych prawdą. O PAAAANIE, TO TY NA MNIE SPOJRZAŁEŚ...

[@AustinExtraboard]

Semper Fidelis, my favorite flavor = purple. The concept of HMS Defence is curious. If this was an attempt at a battlecruiser towards the end of WW2 or even post-war years, 206mm would have been more than enough to deal with any surface threat from what was left of Axis forces or even from the Soviet Navy. But whatever the World of Warships team wants to do, nice replay from a fellow Marine.

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

Jingles, the Nelson and Rodney were Nelson-class battleships. The only fully constructed Admiral-class battlecruiser was HMS Hood. While there was to be an Admiral-class called the Rodney, it was never completed.

[@Wwoodsy]

You never gonna go hungry again. I love that omg thank you sir I need it

[@johnking1896]

Admiral, I'd be concerned if I was to joke on the RM and a U.S. Marine said " Hold my beer ", I would be in real trouble, LOL. Very entertaining video, glad to nod and smile, tired.

[@franksmedley8619]

Hello Jingles. I am a Marine as well. USMC Enlisted Weapons Instructor. I would like to lay to rest this 'meme' of Marines being too stupid to use crayons, and eating them instead. Personally, I have not eaten a crayon since I was about 4 years old. No. We do NOT eat crayons. We collect them for the Navy. They have to have SOMETHING to stick in the boilers! Paraffin DOES burn after all. I mean, come on... No Navy has enough personnel to use EAR WAX! It is my theory that the Navy use the crayons we collect to make ear plugs for the gunnery crews. Too bad they keep the damned stuff in when they go on liberty. Which explains why, when warned by marines not to do it, navy pukes keep on talking sass, until some Marine introduces them to the floor, deck, bulkhead, wall, or some other hard surface. chuckles lightly.... If you can't take it... don't dish it out JIngles.

[@gamkem1405]

Thanks for the laughs! He could buy Walmart out of crayons with all those credits! o7 Admiral!

[@Truex007]

This was one of the funnier videos I've seen of yours, Jingles, listening to you railing on a crayon eating marine. As US Chair Force, it was the funniest shit, listening to an Ex royal navy sailor take digs at a US Marine! XD

[@FazekasPK]

After a title like this, first thing i did, was to pause the video to look at the comment section. I wasn't disappointed.

[@JosephGonzalez-tj7rv]

That was a laugth with tears on my side, OMG I laugh so hard, Thanks Jingles

[@AFNacapella]

"Dankeschön"? that's a bit too german for the usual swamp germans bedankt* for listening to my TED talk, tot ziens. [*beh-dunked.] we'll spare you pronouncing the U in Dank U well

[@j.p.vanbolhuis8678]

I see, this video has been GEKOLONISEERD :D

[@paulwilkins2614]

Another Jingles classic “Imagine how many crayons you could get with that” 😂

[@skoorb8994]

i was army and i found these jokes top tier. carry on good sir.

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

18:34 a meow in the background

[@Deevo037]

Was there an Akazuki on the enemy team?

[@klonvomhaus]

Jingles having WAY too much fun with the crayon eating jokes. XD

[@valerianschneider5084]

you were having entirely to much fun with crayons. those laughs were realy heartfelt....only a slight nuance change, but noted. have a great day

[@stumpythedwarf8712]

lol I love you Jingles, in a brotherly way. Thank you for the laughs.

[@vlharmon]

Just got you as the Commander of my Original Belfast. Nice!

[@ghdjskjgbh]

Steady there Jingles. Despite what my felow marines have said, green is the best color because it tastes like green apple.

[@EvisceradorSC2]

The enemy montana had a monster game as well. But the Colombo and Defence combo was just better. Kudos.