BOISTEN 1hr stand-up -- Dec. 10th, 2016

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[@skwaab]

Sam's baby routine is the most terrifying comedy routine I've ever witnessed.

[@heldhostageplshelp]

"your tactics confuse and frighten me."

[@isabellalive2.081]

@@heldhostageplshelp Tristan , Morgan Read, Tristram , but it feels great , right!

[@cornsmug4552]

Time stamp pls

[@Scrimparmy]

And to think, it was the most palatable segment of this seminar

[@mantasour]

I love that he qouted blue velvet lol "baby wants to fuck!" Is a from that ridiculously disturbing movie

[@prestonmagley4572]

It’s amazing to hear him do a routine in front of a receptive audience.

[@cleesely]

Yeah but he feeds off the confrontation

[@brahtrumpwonbigly7309]

@@cleesely it was still good.

[@ByeBaybe]

This audience was froathing at the mouth for him. They liked almost everything he did and said. During the section of Sam talking about short skits and ideas he just burped and they laughed. Maybe I'm being sensitive but the audience made my uncomfortable at times. I think the dude is funny and has some funny ideas but not everything made me laugh just smiling at the goofiness.

[@Nikotheleepic]

@@ByeBaybe His comedy is not really just being "goofy" its post irony like Kaufman

[@dickphuk3951]

It was Trump year after all.

[@chrisgreen1858]

I actually kinda like the scripted thing because it's like if a joke bombs and people get offended its not his fault. That's just what's on the paper.

[@doctapeppur1900]

@@ian4751 no.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

It's a great get out of jail free card. *acts like he's skim reading aloud and paraphrases a joke so people get the punchline really quickly* "Ah yeah I'm not gonna do that one."

[@prosaic.7944]

It's the magic paper that lets him keep getting away with it

[@D1sc0rd-]

Norm MacDonald did that all the time on his show. He would write jokes on index cards and make people read them. When the joke was awful he’d always blame the guest or pretend he didn’t write it

[@jimmythe-gent]

@@D1sc0rd- Yeaa. "Orange is the new black" ? -Not in my apartment building, in my Building, Kevin is the new black.

[@Sauspreme]

That guy in the coat in the corner with his hands in his pocket kept making looks at you like he was an assassin.

[@breaze3242]

No Akomplice seconded

[@armandsdamanhoo]

He's a scorned weeb hanging out with his waifu so that he gets some starfish action that night

[@bloodswarm6552]

He just got a lil sugar in him and got coo-coo

[@ramsaybolton9151]

must be a bad assassin if he looks like an assassin

[@wakeupfromfacebook8214]

Thats Leon the professional

[@GGood]

Idk why but i love his character break when he tries to do the “rape porn” joke

[@HazeLmao]

or the “we all know it was 200-300k”

[@Mr_Boifriend]

yea he hit a little too close to home on that one...

[@goblinzits]

NO GOOD REASON AT ALL

[@tonyrauls1941]

Nope, whoever those people were, their hands were completely clean. No shenanigans or funny business whatsoever. It was all the work of one mean, mustachioed megalomaniac. Because as you know, these types of political movements are derived from hate, and hate only. Pornography, multiculturalism, lax law enforcement, predatory lending.. these are all totally harmless and eQuItAbLe. Diversity is (somehow) strength. Those policies definitely do not lead to the destruction of cultural cohesiveness, nor do they incite anger among those who are proud of their heritage. THOSE people are domestic terrorists. Pride is terrorism, unless you're a homosexual or gender dysphoric HERO.

[@animepussy8356]

This video becomes horrifying when you realise what he did just a week later.... RIP Sandy Hook Elementary ❤️ ❤️

[@battman505]

Underrated comment

[@battman505]

rip etika

[@GODHATESADOPTION]

What was sandy hook? Was that a fantasy?

[@Post98w]

​@@GODHATESADOPTION Guy in the video shot up a school, a mcdonalds, and a DMV and he's still on the loose. 😭

[@GODHATESADOPTION]

@@Post98w yea in your fantasy. It never happened hence my sarcastic jeer.

[@st0mp331]

he is like the gg allin of comedy

[@StandWatie1862]

Without the poop

[@Guthix198]

And with talent

[@Mr.Man18]

Lol true

[@matthewjoseph7679]

Not really bro one has a strong sense of morality one doesn’t

[@jakestatefarm6705]

@@matthewjoseph7679 also gg alin was a pedophile

[@carnivaleyes1650]

how refreshing seeing him gel with a crowd I wish we could experience this on a bigger more consistent scale

[@chrisbilling]

I honestly like the reading from the script, it gives the whole routine a stream of consciousness feel instead of feeling overly rehearsed and allows extra spontaneity. This routine had me rolling and the season 2 skits NEED to be made

[@ZoggyWoggyII]

Please Sam, come back, we need you.

[@chrisgreen3962]

He's the hero we need and deserve and he has all the flavors we need but the lack of kosher certification is keeping him out of supermarkets across America.

[@BackRoadsParanormalResearch]

MDE (dot) com. Hours of comedy from him

[@4ltrs573]

Hyde Wars is his new channel

[@Tjdj0430]

you started this

[@aaron12345cl]

If only you knew

[@NebulousState]

There's just something special about a giant man pretending to be a baby in a room of uncomfortable onlookers.

[@SonOfNiall]

I live just south of Boston in Quincy and I don't know how you're finding crowds that don't immediately leave, call the thought police, or piss and shit on you for making even the tamest of your jokes. God bless you Sam

[@coachscabin3568]

Do it, Michael.

[@keard558]

Spoonman Mitch represent

[@SonOfNiall]

@@keard558 Bend the spoon, don't heat it and eat it

[@elmerjfapp5730]

@@SonOfNiall the microwave is in your mind

[@hotelmario99]

that college student joke killed me

[@hotelmario99]

mostly cause it's 100% true

[@mindgrapes30rk]

laughing and crying

[@garycobiak5926]

A lot of good comedians come out of Boisten.

[@Mannnnnnnn]

Ive heard about that boisten thing

[@nervesinapattern7261]

Im a union comedian, local 7725

[@x8w]

paul

[@DIE2dayORelse]

There was this bitch Sahtchin my cahtch

[@HazeAbysmal]

probably the happiest we've seen both sam and the audience. surprising the audience made it out alive though.

[@SamJDH]

Genuinely so pissed off that Sam's comedy is so frowned upon. Never in my life have I laughed so hard at stand up, even worse that ares-holes who have no sense of humour pull his genius from TV. In 100 years they'll look back at Sam and think of him as a misunderstood comedic genius. Not joking.

[@ThatMans-anAnimal]

I like a lot of his shit but I didn't actually like his show, I thought it was terrible. There were even bits about killing teachers in those transition segments. Not joking.

[@paulb4100]

+That Man's an Animal what's the issue?

[@ThatMans-anAnimal]

I mean, just because Tim bitched about it doesn't mean that's the reason it got canceled. He doesn't have powers of mind control over the AS execs.

[@discofraud]

@Fukupp also don't forget Brett Gelman and his posse of cucks

[@tarlwarwick4422]

tldr Tim heidecker cancelled world peace

[@WaffleStomper69]

This might be my favorite standup act of his. He rides the line well and the audience generally plays nice.

[@keithpenguin834]

The irony is delicious

[@chrisgreen3962]

Its so rich and flavorful. Nice.

[@bug9193]

The tasteful thickness of it

[@sneedchuck9746]

@@bug9193 Oh my God, it even has a watermark

[@prosaic.7944]

THE IRONY IS DELICIOUS

[@strangebrew1231]

All those people seem so friendly. Exact opposite of SJW crowds.

[@christopherclack3984]

99% sure there are some SJW types in there who are just scared of him

[@KennyBare]

It looked like an alt right pool party

[@artsybugitch9261]

The difference is they need numbers to feel strong in those belief because it is groupthink. That crowd was not mostly that group, thank god, and so the atmosphere was lighter

[@KennyBare]

@Harry Harry due to aids

[@jimmythe-gent]

@@KennyBare is that an indy bookstore

[@tomzimmerman8]

An empty North Korean missle casing filled with tannerite is such a Sam Hyde joke.

[@OmnipotentZORG]

You could tell Sam Hyde was genuinely impressed with one of the audience members with the 'cape verdeans' response lmao

[@villagehiddeninthesouth9046]

Suchin me

[@DixieSchizo]

Amazing name and avatar

[@immanuelkan1684]

Autistic Thomas is such a great character.

[@Women_Rock]

Damn I miss 2016

[@williamnelson792]

How u feeling now

[@Women_Rock]

William Nelson Damn I miss 2019

[@Max_Payn3]

Hope your feeling better and enjoying the present bud !

[@frankstacey596]

Damn

[@FingerBob]

God damn I miss another era in retrospect

[@alexhurt7919]

That girl sitting on the floor was having a bad time lmao. She accidentally walked into the wrong standup act. Did her boyfriend drag her there? Was it a first date? We'll never know. She didn't laugh once though.

[@chadpilled7913]

@Ethan and the Germany joke

[@urthofthenewsun8465]

Probably tired from doing coke and sleeping with strangers.

[@AL-PAKA]

i dont think she understood any jokes

[@Jaughn]

What an astute observation. I am so proud of you!

[@bruhdon4748]

Thought she was working into a liberal art show & walked into this

[@Necrofrequency]

This is epic like watching a young tom green/Chris rock rising but harder alternative comedy/politically incorrect/over the top and I love everything about it and the crowd reacting positively was unexpected but totally awesome. Sam Hyde is harsh but really fun and insightful, and the way MDE was screwed over from adult swim they really deserve alot of respect for all of their work.

[@oscarwoodburn6360]

I love how it doesnt matter if the crowd like it or not Sam will always do comedy AT them lmao

[@squaredeal411]

"i have no consciousness" lololol YA FIRED

[@HaneeFannee]

The girl sat on the floor at the front really doesn't want to be there.

[@sonortubelug3853]

The girl at the front now has PTSD

[@therealmoistestb249]

whos basement was this at

[@Killzone110]

SUCHIN MAH CAAHTCH

[@heldhostageplshelp]

@@martin-458 Bowyob

[@Metallislayer1]

damn, how did sam pull a crowd that big??

[@strangebrew1231]

This was right after the cancellation. He had kind of a following then

[@campbellssoup2742]

college

[@phildesrochers8047]

he brought us in at gunpoint. (im a survivor)

[@Ramaswamey]

POV its 2024 and he just sold out two 300 seat shows in one night

[@cyberoverkill5844]

4:32 Like the only time the audience and Sam are actually laughing together

[@ShutupKeith]

The fucking baby impression kills me every single time.

[@mattmcd3523]

I'm only 5 minutes in and I just realized that Sam has been using the "on there" technique for quite some time now... before I knew about the technique I just found myself getting sucked in and mesmerised but now that the magic trick is revealed I Can See it Clearly for what it is... on there

[@Hyperboreanenjoyer]

What is the "on there" thing? I still don’t understand what it is. I see other people talking about it.

[@mattmcd3523]

@@Hyperboreanenjoyer it's in reference to a story that Sam told about when he worked at a car dealership... the manager of the dealership had a sale closing technique where he would say "on there" after his sentences. Sam explained that he did it in a rhythmic way almost hypnotizing and even though it made zero sense he would always close the deals... anyways I was noting that Sam, in his stand-up routine, was using that same closing technique.

[@Asa-bh7zi]

@@Hyperboreanenjoyer watch Hyde wars 35, here's the clip kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIemXnSnrMqXq8U

[@johndoe-td3uc]

@@mattmcd3523 link please?

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

@@mattmcd3523 link

[@SamCyanide]

We need more Hyde standup

[@raygetard9730]

Sam Hyde’s routine is the most unironically sane and grounded in reality show ever composed. His comedy restores my sanity.

[@paulschlacter2685]

I was literally crying laughing during the Boston segment

[@juice6199]

And they're suchin' meee, they're suchin' my coch

[@that_swole_nerd]

@@juice6199 they lips iz PUrPLEee!

[@NapsAndWeenies]

Fucking awesome. I’d love to catch a Hyde set someday

[@urpaljesus392]

That guy standing in the corner just looks so offended

[@nickbelitz2117]

yeah he looked red and angry

[@calgarmaximus]

That's his handler

[@StewHeisenberg]

Someone should pass him his blue pill

[@strangebrew1231]

Wish Sam would do stand up again

[@illegalsfromcanada]

It's happening!

[@Manx123]

All this material was better than the entirety of the first season.

[@tayzk5929]

No

[@tarlwarwick4422]

if it wasn't for 911 MCR wouldn't exist RIP Gerard way

[@callmealphalfa8425]

The dude standing up is sooooo digging this. Sam's a hero genius

[@freedomofspeech2867]

It's so sad there isn't a hidden camera pointed at the crowd in these ones. God that'd been great.

[@Loosepusss]

This is like the only video I’ve seen Hyde feel room and be straight forward and cool

[@zan6585]

This holds up so well..

[@detyelram2819]

An MDE season 2 would have toppled the cabal

[@Dwightpower88]

Buckle up

[@tapearchive37456]

It’s very disturbing watching this, knowing what he did just hours later. If only we’d seen the warning signs…

[@SDSypher]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Sam hyde routine wherein he doesn’t have a stack of papers in his hand, and I love it

[@Randomname8383]

Really great of memealertnews being able to show up

[@_halfawake_]

first time going through old mde videos, fuck this was so good

[@michaelnuckles8699]

Thanks for the 16th birthday present sam hyde.

[@majesticuncasual186]

brilliant. ages like fine wine

[@eggr1ce374]

The Boston guy followed up by the baby might be the craziest one two in comedy

[@dmnck70]

Holy fuck the interview segments get me every time

[@nicholash1278]

my fav sam standup

[@143jcm]

Looking very normal here, just a few more years until hes a mutant HGH beast

[@peaceformula5830]

I enjoy his fitness content and example he gives to others to work out, eat right and do martial art.

[@marcopalazzola4600]

This is great, I love you

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

Best thing Sam has ever done.

[@suron9135]

shits so funny. the "so, yeah, anyway" when he is talking about 911 is so funny "so yeah, lets just be some real jerks"

[@yugiboy1649]

That girl sitting to the left of the shot has no sense of humour

[@trynalearn]

Yugi Boy Was thinking the same thing. Seemed like she wasn’t interested in taking it for what it is.... comedy.

[@yugiboy1649]

@@trynalearn Exactly

[@TheGimmelstob]

Ya that's Sam's girl.

[@topnug7626]

She laughed at the baby bit

[@aluapzurc2]

She was probably holding it in because of her soy friends but you can see her smiling several times

[@barrelofmonkeys5099]

This set is great to watch. ... a laughing crowd. I didn't even notice the papers bc he was killin it.

[@strangebrew1231]

Leftover paradigm shift predictions 27:00

[@Auxygen]

everybody on camera refused to laugh lmao

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

That's no way to request a cup of coffee but I've never laughed so hard in my life hearing that.

[@bobbybdude]

love you sam

[@reekyfartin]

Goddamnit this is really funny. It’s actually refreshing to hear a set with jokes about actual serious shit I don’t understand how people can be so offended by it.

[@JonathanGorr]

That diversity hire becoming a discrimination litigation is something I've witnessed a few times.

[@mariussielcken]

You can't win with these 'people'

[@oystersoupkitchenfloorwaxm1457]

sam takes our sad reality and makes it a comedy, it's pretty funny but it's still sad and i hope people realize things need to change drastically

[@thericksterdickster6456]

Cool profile picture!

[@oystersoupkitchenfloorwaxm1457]

@@thericksterdickster6456 thank you, it's the (gentle) giant from the band, gentle giant. i think his name is alucard but am not certain

[@jacksonthomas9474]

Nice pfp, great album and great band!

[@battman505]

Need to stop consuming meat first off

[@suron9135]

ahaha yeah that bit when he got someone from the audience to act as a guy who wants to be hired was really sad because it was so true

[@gushinsussin]

the phizer one is even more true now

[@NOMM4DER]

"...You might be George Floyd!" or "... You might be Derek Chauvin!"

[@Dalton4D]

this is probably the 4th time ive seen his baby routine and im uncomfortable everytime

[@taylorwest6986]

1:09:00 Sounds like somebody has read "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream."

[@Cuttinup]

These house parties where the best only in the past do they happen

[@WordBearer48]

This was awesome

[@jamesnesran2348]

24:00 had me "OHHHHHH"ing alone in my room lol

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

48:39 This would have been the perfect sketch. All time favorite. So true, so true.

[@janicerich4937]

at 19:03 you can see the LGBT rainbow flag in the back of the room they're in

[@AdministrativeFinance]

Lol what

[@chrisgreen3962]

Where my coofers at?

[@BackRoadsParanormalResearch]

That dude standing up did not look like he was having a good time

[@vladislavno]

What a clown. Doesn’t even crack a smile. Misery case

[@hemis1861]

I think he's just a little bit awkward and didn't want to bother anyone by sitting next to them. He smiled at the down syndrome bit.

[@caucasianinvasion2972]

do you guys have a list of future venues you will be going to

[@chrisgreen1858]

pls come to Indiana.

[@WHDRWN]

I think the guys have a reddit. I'm sure they'll have sets close to you soon enough.

[@markwilliams7054]

A plane into A building

[@StopItGarrison]

I think that's the beat opener I've ever heard.

[@callmeroy2172]

I've never seen him go down well before, it's kind of creepy.

[@peterdinklage-jy4dl]

RIP Norm Macdonald

[@OceanRedux]

LIST OF SEASON 2 SKETCHES STARTS HERE : 46:33

[@alexclipper7608]

We need a VR experience of the baby routine

[@cruzi2tru]

Collab wit bones already

[@LessThanJared]

lmao

[@chetkelly3099]

Grab the gauge

[@benderboyz0]

HoldThisCringe drag em from tha river

[@TROY-MCCLURE-1991]

53:06 the best sketch for Season 2. Hope they managed to make it for WP.

[@gregfix3333]

roaring laughter from bostonian citizens at "baby needs ass play"

[@annefrankenberry7914]

SOMETIMES LIFE GRABS YOU BY THE LIP

[@DG-kr8pt]

this was in 2016? this is more relavent than ever. he touched on rx companies and the normalizing p3d0 stuff

[@reverseimagesearch0results363]

on there!

[@MichaelRyanH]

On there

[@FaceFacie]

The very end sounds like what the people in, I have no mouth and i must scream, needed.

[@Tinyjb0]

The white guy in the back not laughing at any jokes... he must respect women so hard...

[@Tinyjb0]

@Colin Sturgell Probably right... though being gay is a choice, like being a crackhead is a choice. Was the crackhead born snorting coke and taking whatever pills? Discounting the instances of infants born to mothers who are using drugs, it never happens. Assuming normal the child had a normal pregnancy, no child comes out of the womb wanting to snort coke, like how no male baby comes out of the womb wanting to do depraved sexual acts with the same sex. Sin comes from our own heart, and no where else. Yes, Satan will and does tempt, but it is ultimately the human being who makes the choice to sin or not. 1 Peter 5:8-11 "Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Resist him, firm in your faith, knowing that the same kinds of suffering are being experienced by your brotherhood throughout the world. And after you have suffered a little while, the God of all grace, who has called you to his eternal glory in Christ, will himself restore, confirm, strengthen, and establish you. To him be the dominion forever and ever. Amen." James 1:12-15 "Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him. Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am being tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempts no one. But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death." Referring to the hypothetical coke addict now, he didn't come out of the womb wanting to snort cocaine. What happened was probably one day he felt depressed or bored, maybe both. The temptation to snort coke one day arose from his own heart. Similarly, the homosexual man wasn't always homosexual. One day, temptation arose from his heart, and he gave in. When one continually rebels (sins) against God, God will sometimes harden that person's heart, and allow them to believe in lies and fall into deception. 2 Thessalonians 2:9-12 " The coming of the lawless one is by the activity of Satan with all power and false signs and wonders, and with all wicked deception for those who are perishing, because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. Therefore God sends them a strong delusion, so that they may believe what is false, in order that all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness. " One has a choice when temptation to sin arises. Either give in to the sin, which leads to physical and spiritual death, or ceaselessly pray to God, our Lord Jesus Christ, to help you resist it. Without Jesus Christ, one will be spiritually dead and experience the 2nd death, which is hell, even if they follow the 10 commandments. Luke 18:9-14 "He also told this parable to some who trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and treated others with contempt: “Two men went up into the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee, standing by himself, prayed thus: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’ But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me, a sinner!’ I tell you, this man went down to his house justified, rather than the other. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” " Psalms 118:22 "The stone that the builders rejected has become the cornerstone." Matthew 21:42 " 'Jesus said to them, “Have you never read in the Scriptures: “‘The stone that the builders rejected has become the cornerstone; this was the Lord’s doing, and it is marvelous in our eyes’?" Acts 4:11-12 "This Jesus is the stone that was rejected by you, the builders, which has become the cornerstone. And there is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.” "

[@Getmerked65]

Just realized the guy standing is Lance from fishtank live

[@oddguys178]

"What the worst way that could go" "Two hundred thousand..."

[@karelmartel8530]

Mandela effect: Sam talks about watching Tiktoks but Tiktok was launched in september of 2017 🤯