NYC Rats are Built Different | Gastor Almonte | Stand Up Comedy

[@tsing190]

"I've taken the train with good rats, solid people, family oriented" 😂😂 He is hilarious.

[@GastorAlmonte]

Appreciate you!

[@niqueybangz]

💯💯💯

[@nchapi2010]

I died😂😂😂

[@yodabranchjedilife8955]

Yo the cockroaches have gloves hahah

[@devil5adv0ca8]

If New York was a person. 🤣🤣🤣

[@NolitaWerrett]

Brooklyn, specifically lol

[@GastorAlmonte]

East New York specifically

[@No______Name______]

Brooklyn lmao love it tho

[@joshuas4695]

🤣💯✔️

[@johannesatlas5268]

😂 aye forreal tho!

[@keetasingletary]

The idea that your rats are living your life is both hilarious and terrifying

[@GastorAlmonte]

It’s the truth! 😅

[@joshuas4695]

That P90X Shit was hysterical

[@dustinwestglow]

more one than the other currently

[@addisalemayehu7546]

IF IT IS NOT Ratatouille, I DON'T WANT IT

[@airpegasus5167]

They eat everything we eat .

[@B.A.M.I.L]

Gastor killing it as always! “Used the tools around him to find a solution” 😂 weaponised bed bugs killed me

[@GastorAlmonte]

Homie is resourceful!

[@beigefox6579]

Dude said he watched the security footage of mouse jumping into his face. 🤣🤣🤣

[@GastorAlmonte]

Gotta face the truth 😅

[@REB4321]

No no no, a rat. They're different remember!

[@LukasArnold1]

I'm a simple man, I see Gastor do a Don't Tell set, I'm liking and commenting cuz he's incredible

[@GastorAlmonte]

The feeling is mutual bro! Appreciate you bro!

[@RipFreddy]

Gastor I said it first

[@GastorAlmonte]

@@RipFreddy thanks homie! Appreciate you my g!

[@robertcataldo]

A Gastor Don’t Tell set is the best my algorithm has to offer today. What an absolute gem.

[@Sileonex123]

He has been incredible for awhile now

[@JakeEpooh]

This dude is not just freaking hilarious, he's legitimately smart and a decent human being too.

[@GastorAlmonte]

Thanks for the kind words homie!

[@luvuyofiltane2280]

I do agree with you

[@luvuyofiltane2280]

I do agree with you

[@GreenLanternCo.]

He said "ayo what moves you" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@thatguydoov1193]

He got another one! Give this man a Netflix special, stat!

[@QN5Music]

Forrreal forreal.

[@niqueybangz]

💯💯💯💯💯

[@IZA_Grey]

Every time I tried to tell people that mice and rats are different species they always acted like I didn't know what the fuck I'm talkin about 😂

[@GastorAlmonte]

You were ahead of the curve!

[@niqueybangz]

That’s wassup that you knew cuz I def just learned Lmaooo😮😅😂

[@Reevesbeatz1]

Same here lol 😂

[@thepoweroftheoilofjoy]

Someone told me rats are just dirty mice

[@felixjohnson3874]

​@@thepoweroftheoilofjoydamn ratists these days.

[@leahpollard3710]

No squirrel has ever added value to my life. Lol

[@niqueybangz]

Straight up 😂

[@tonythetigersmuggler8770]

so i look to my wife and i say “ayo shorty” 😂😂

[@blueeskii2418]

Gastor needs a full hour the dude is savage killer with them jokes.

[@nchapi2010]

“We went to his apt dongeon “😂😂😂 that’s where I knew he a fool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theshmoo560]

I love this guy, even if he's made mortal enemies of the cat coalition

[@GastorAlmonte]

I’m nervous about the kind of emails coming my way! 😅

[@theshmoo560]

@@GastorAlmonte preemptive RIP bro. You will be missed

[@em0_tion]

@@GastorAlmonte I love cats and I'm laughing! Keep ignoring all snowflakes, cause "someone has to make sure things get done." 💪👏😂

[@sunderwood9321]

😼found him! Psp psp psp! Here kitty kitty!

[@jag61688]

one of the best storytellers in comedy

[@GastorAlmonte]

Thanks my g! This is legit the crown I’m coming for. Still got work to do but I appreciate the kind words

[@jag61688]

@@GastorAlmonte you are on the right path

[@OhSnapItzGio]

Netflix better give this man a special and I’m not playing around *Pulls out mason jar…*

[@KingMe728]

New Gastor, I Click. This guy's story telling is on another level.So happy to see something new from this legend

[@AxeMan808]

Dude. 9:54. Man your turns of phrase are just

[@jessicasager72]

I have not laughed all the way through a comedy set in a very long time and I watch a lot of comedy across different genres and even nationalities. Gastor is my go to for a mood now.

[@IlaisaGonebureJr-bf7qc]

The delivery golden yo😭

[@Senpai12k]

I'm mad this guy flew under my radar for so long! He's too funny

[@CH-hp6ow]

Gastor always has the funniest real NY takes

[@GastorAlmonte]

I’m nothing if not consistent! 😅

[@universe2171]

Very clever... loved it.

[@drusys4p]

This guy is extremely underrated

[@TheYellowHaze]

Man, Haven't seen a clip of his comedy in years. So refreshing

[@micahhazel6815]

So much effortless poetry wrapped up excellently crafted jokes. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@jayalexander929]

Gastor been killing it, the whole industry should have been recognized

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

Salute to my fellow East NY Brother keep doing your thing.

[@Tbcz]

This guy is hilarious 😂another level of comedy 🎭

[@canloveprevail444]

You’re a great storyteller, and have an excellent voice! Great stand up 💗🙏

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

Looking forward to more of your humor

[@GastorAlmonte]

Appreciate you!

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

@@GastorAlmonte 😇🤗

[@silverwolf469]

Sir Gastor, you are phenomenal!! I hope to see your special real soon. Peace.

[@prometheus5555]

I lived in NYC for 22 years. He ain't lying! 🤣😂

[@ymcmb123jr]

Lmao "Have you tried to catch a mouse that gets more antioxidants than you do?" 😂

[@llmnr3xp0sed]

This dude is hilarious. The type of guy, who, if he's a friend, you love hanging out with him because you're guaranteed a good laugh.

[@camerondarries1251]

Love this guy, he means business.

[@TrashBandicoot12]

I love Gastor. This man has a gift!

[@keetasingletary]

Ain't even started and i KNOW I'm finna laugh

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

Very funny. Keep on trucking😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉Blessings

[@niqueybangz]

Frfr

[@jonathanriosnavarro1899]

One of the best out there, Gastor’s a beast 👏

[@GastorAlmonte]

Thanks homie! Just trying my best!

[@robertruiz6271]

Gastor so funny. 1st saw him on "this is not happening"

[@chiefboyrd7969]

I love Gastor so much i hope he does a ton more shows like this, one of the best comedians out there! 🔥

[@chanmarr8118]

I screamed when I almost ran over a squirrel. I swear those mofos are suicidal 😂 So funny

[@chichimcneal5373]

HA! I'm from East New York too & I've been accustomed to rats. The other day I was sitting on a bench in the train & about 6 rats just kept running around my legs & I just stood there! Oh look a family playing 2gether! Yea Imma a New Yorker!!

[@gladysrodriguezpitre7429]

He feels like home. Brooklyn style!! 😊

[@traderstatusquo]

LOL - this was pure comedy. Never heard of you before but enjoyed your lines.

[@Michealxlr]

Yo I love cats more than any other animal by far but this shit is too darn funny 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@airpegasus5167]

East New York WTF Is Up ‼️‼️‼️💪🏾👌🏾 He’s Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂

[@TheShapingSickness]

I've been attacked 😊 3 times 🧐 By a rat 😂😂😂😂

[@GastorAlmonte]

It’s my trauma! 😂

[@rastagyaljay]

One of the best! In my opinion anyhow. Uniquely original; consistency hysterical! Gastor has easily become one of my favorite comedian's of all my lifetime. Massive Respect. Massive Blessings. One Love. Thank you for all the laughter Mr. A.🙏🏾

[@toluabodunrin4941]

This guy is hilarious lmao

[@Mosh-p5f]

And without using curse words! loved it!

[@jaykaynum5569]

Are you serious

[@purodeathcore]

i also am just now finding out that rats and mice aren’t the same thing 🧐🧐🧐

[@GastorAlmonte]

I share what I know. That’s how community is built. We can keep the rodents away together! 😅

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

All I can say is you have Google, no excuse to be ignorant about anything.

[@purodeathcore]

@@yeahyeahwowman8099 can’t say i’ve ever been at the crib and said to myself “hey i wonder if rats and mice are the same thing” so apologies for not taking initiative i guess lmfao😂

[@whitneyjohnson3614]

Yea nawl they the same in my eyes just like snakes them shits shouldn't exist

[@treefarts]

I saw this dude on This is Not Happening years ago. Glad to see he still got it

[@nathanarizona6844]

Gastor I revisit your Batman bit when I’m bouncing back from panic attacks. Thank you for that

[@bomberstudios]

Wow. Solid content, 10/10 delivery. Adding Gastor to my watchlist!

[@B.I.H510]

This set was hilarious

[@nweiser2]

Gastor is hilarious!

[@andromedalasso]

Love this guy! Solid set. He’s a great storyteller!👏🏾👏🏾❤️

[@sikskillz2186]

intelligent and funny. this was really funny. fresh. awesome job.

[@JosephP-b7w]

I'm from New York I swear I just saw a Giant rat as big as my arm pass by me right when I was scrolling by your video and I knew God was telling me I need to click on your video

[@traum640]

Really nice set! Respect.

[@jimbeam7636]

Damn if that's the numbers there's like 3500 cats per large volume elementary schools. If every child is getting perfect attendance that is.

[@GastorAlmonte]

I see your kids will be in honor roll as well!

[@markthatcher9925]

Loved it. Great story telling.

[@FelixRodriguez-g3m]

"How dare you think you can fly that close to the sun" lmfao 😂😂😂

[@teerob6941]

When da East in the house! Good stuff! Hope u get a Netflix deal. Respect!

[@vernessatucker8647]

He's very original and he is hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@charlesmarcus7864]

I’ve seen some of the comments Netflix has put out and ehhhhh. However this man is ready. How did I not hear about him before?

[@LuisFG7]

Funny guy, a true comedian can make you laugh without cursing

[@onikacomedy]

when I say this dude is the truth 😂😂😂😂 love it

[@Shon1114]

Hilarious.....first time seeing him...I was cracking up

[@shinerhymes]

This hits different.

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

GASTOR!!!! God this man is hilarious 😂

[@boloshabazz]

It’s been awhile since I heard actual jokes. This guy is funny 😂😂😂

[@kaizen_ventures_671]

I almost spit my coffee on my laptop, funny as fuck!

[@malikmuhammad3784]

Wow! Clean, concise and funny! Great great.😂🫡

[@MissRedWine]

Hey gastor you are one funny guy and an inspiration to me! Keep living your dreams man 💜

[@logicalmalethink4925]

One of the best comedians out there

[@flahuneluv]

Gastro! My first time seeing him. Hella funny. Searching for more

[@Mendo0330]

Funny bro I'm glad I ran into another video of yours it's been Amin I hope shit keeps going off for you bro 🔥

[@TheBlackAxe1]

Funny AF!

[@BrooklynSaunders718]

I love Gastor he's funny as fvck

[@GastorAlmonte]

Appreciate you!

[@stephaniehessen4524]

Hilarious ❤Retail piece was classic!!

[@chichigotdayayo555]

June 11th 2024....first time watching this guy...im embarrassed...im bout to binge watch...this guy HILARIOUS!!!!

[@alisterfolson]

Me: great video Also Me: so, what happened with the bedbugs?

[@TimHunold]

Helluva set! Well done!

[@timelessteek561]

Gastor has always been funny

[@JamilahMumin]

That was excellent comedy

[@Tikitokiboom]

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.

[@Toofast4005]

Brilliant set!!

[@GastorAlmonte]

Thanks homie!

[@milanb.6022]

Listening to this on the subway, trying to control my facial expressions, probably look pretty stupid 😂

[@janefromcanada6943]

Loved it! ❤🤣

[@actioncreatespossibility]

Well needed laughs, thank you

[@lukasholz4927]

I need to know what moves you 😂 how dare you try to fly that close to the sun 😂 that one was legendary

[@JorgePerez-lw1it]

Flawless set

[@wagnerallday]

Man I been waiting for Gastor since that reverse drive by.

[@donnyouttheway4091]

Ima sneakerhead😂. when I caught a glimpse of the kicks, I added more respect on Gastor’s name 👌🏾. Penny 2s are underrated. But the 1s are top

[@NolitaWerrett]

Love Gastor from his podast "The War Report" with another hilarious comedian: Shalewa Sharpe

[@GastorAlmonte]

A troop! Thanks for checking us out!

[@Theblackout292]

I’ll check it out!

[@Jessblaze610]

There’s a video on KZbin years ago of this dude telling a Jamaican lady on the bus to put the dumplings down it’s hilarious