Rapid Fire Jokes You'll Never See Coming. Bobby Tessel - Full Special

[@rickyspanish492]

My favorite kind of style and he does it so well! Just dry puns, one liners, sarcasm, sneaker punchlines, etc. with exceptional timing and delivery! Thanks Dry Bar and Bobby Tessel for the laughs!

[@terrificbabe60]

U described it perfectly!

[@seanwilliams7489]

Great. Wonderful delivery. Loving it, right now

[@evelynmcelroy1224]

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[@djames6780]

So he went to the salon and asked fir a hair cut of a middle aged woman!

[@Buzzb8]

I grew up with Bobby and have not seen him in years. This was like spending time with an old friend and totally hilarious. I cant wait for more.

[@tristintadlock8947]

What was he like when you knew him? Seems like an honest guy and good friend

[@Buzzb8]

He was a truly kind and charismatic person. He was also an impressive athlete.. @@tristintadlock8947

[@perryclayton3987]

So what did you do with the drier sheet?

[@pseudophp]

Youre wholesome little bugger. Jesus is the most wholesome too bro ​@tristintadlock8947

[@Venhili]

Dry bar, bring this guy back more often! Absolutely had me rolling

[@nicholasgeorge4156]

This reminds me of Steven wright who also is barely in anything. Steven did write a book and released it fairly recently and I read it. The only book I read ever since I graduated 7 years ago.

[@OvercomeThroughJesus301]

@@nicholasgeorge4156that’s cool, just found the comic myself. You should read the Bible though brother. Jesus is going to return.

[@nicholasgeorge4156]

@@OvercomeThroughJesus301 I found Steven wright on a comparison video of him and Mitch hedberg is also similar but not deadpan. Think of Steven but on hardcore drugs.

[@triggerhappydad65]

​@@nicholasgeorge4156 I thought that also. I'm old, I remember Steven Write's first appearance on Johnny Carson.

[@alisterfolson]

Dry Bar: not right now 😂

[@universallaw8850]

Now this comedian knows how to write clever clean jokes and still be funny..kudos to him.

[@davidmorford2845]

"Not right now". I usually get tired of one-liners but I kept catching myself looking forward to the next one. Very funny guy.

[@rebeccav9969]

I would have yelled it out after the 2nd or 3rd time. Don't know why the audience took so long.

[@KARENboomboomROXX]

​@@rebeccav9969 cancel culture has silenced so many. We "fear" being ridiculed publicly so much so that I'm surprised ppl are even laughing.

[@sandraleigh4023]

@@KARENboomboomROXX You might be overly sensitive if that's your first thought at a comedy club!!

[@KARENboomboomROXX]

@@sandraleigh4023 I was explaining the reason behind what Rebecca said. This was not my "first thought" after seeing the comedian. Maybe you missed that as you were too sensitive to the "Karen" cancel culture to notice.

[@sandraleigh4023]

@@KARENboomboomROXX Maybe you were putting words in her mouth.

[@russelljackman1413]

Bobby Tessel is GREAT!!! Thanks, Dry Bar Comedy!

[@markwhiting4322]

not right NOW..............

[@whitneyhowlandspropcomedy6924]

I love this guy! Thanks, Dry Bar for posting the full special!

[@GrumpyForester]

I don't normally like the 'one-liner' type of comedians, but he was an absolute HOOT!! Great Start to 2024 with Bobby Tessel...

[@joesausville3951]

I do not always find stand up comedians funny. This guy had me laughing so hard that I was in tears.

[@lencranston8183]

My first time seeing Bobby...hopefully not the last !! Finally a true comedian, and the clean humor was refreshing as well. Thank you !!

[@gaetanomontante5161]

Clean, cool, calm and collected. I love this guy and his comedy. Way to go Bobby. Thank you for the good times... about 25 minutes of them. lol

[@WorthyMissJ]

"I gotta get home. My kid's tied to a chair" 😂😂😂😂

[@richardcalisi9188]

I was dieing

[@kingrobert1st]

Happened to me once.

[@22sojourner]

@@kingrobert1st Lol ... perfect. Me too ... !!!

[@shimsladey3227]

Was funny as was the whole show but an Aussie comedian I saw a few years ago had a similar joke about a women trying to get ahead in line of hi because she had a baby and he replied he can't cause his kid was still in the car and he couldn't remember if he'd left a window down.

[@judylloyd7901]

​@@richardcalisi9188 ...dying*...😊😊

[@3DCGdesign]

I love one liner comedians thank you for introducing us to Bobby Tessel - I think it’s a true art form.

[@_Lazare]

Same

[@poetcomic1]

I used to write them for other comics in NY many years ago when there was still real comedy. I still write them for fun.

[@3DCGdesign]

@@poetcomic1 do you think these famous one-liner comedians like Stuart Francis and Gary Delaney, write all of their own or get some from other comics?

[@poetcomic1]

@@3DCGdesign Some NEED to buy material if they do it on screen because you burn up material so fast. Some, like Steven Wright do it all themselves for YEARS! I bombed on stage more or less but could write but not perform. You take another comic's material you better watch your back.

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

He is spot on with his delivery for his style and his jokes are sarcastically fantastic. Love it

[@drd1924]

Bring MORE!, This man was great, smooth, remembered all his jokes without a hitch, very funny guy

[@CURTIS-W5CER]

This was an excellent show.

[@karinbarger9192]

Laughing feels so wonderful! Thank you❣️I needed that more than you could know.

[@alexc5810]

One of the best ones I've seen from Dry Bar in a while. Dude was a savage with these jokes!

[@josephrios8530]

This guy is awesome! Thank you for the laughs!

[@daisymoses6812]

Two things i liked a lot about this comic: 1. Relaxed Delivery (almost Laconic) 2. many of these set-ups really felt like regular situations of his life that he developed into material afterwards, for example a casual comeback with an arresting police officer and so forth...

[@chrissmurray255]

Hilarious! He's a _little bit_ like Steven Wright, and he's got the quality of material to carry it off. This is definitely my favourite type of comedian, and I'll keep an eye out for this guy.

[@mylovesongs2429]

Check out Stewart Francis. Also, check out Gary Delaney. Both are like Steven Wright. So hilarious.

[@TheRealHucasys]

Mitch Hedberg too .

[@chrissmurray255]

Couldn't agree more about Delaney. He's got the speed _and_ the quality.@@mylovesongs2429

[@chrissmurray255]

More like Wright than Hedberg I reckon, because Mitch's delivery is utterly unique - especially his inflection. But I get your point, and the fact that we're talking about Tessel in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg is quite a compliment. Hedberg's bit about 'Not blocking a fire exit' is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.@@TheRealHucasys

[@kurtbader9711]

I'd like to be a race car passenger. "Mind if I turn the radio on? You should slow down. Why do you keep making a left? Man, you really like Tide!"

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

I like the way this guy thinks. Great set! ❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@arasb3258]

A natural comedian. A gem, one in a billion.

[@guitarman0365]

Actually he is a person, not a gem.

[@buzzard777]

Haven't had such a good laugh in a while, this guy is hilarious!

[@gilbertfranklin1537]

Tessel is not only funny, he is actually fun to watch! A rare find... 🤗

[@ccappa2001]

Bobby Tessel is SO funny! First time seeing him... will be looking for more. Great timing, and so clever! :D

[@tkarlmann]

Bobby Tessel is _VERY_ Good! "My mom's not that great at Frisbee" LOLOL

[@gerryboy67]

I "discovered" Bobby a few months ago and couldn't believe I'd never heard of him before. Great gags and delivered in a warm, jovial, and self-deprecating way. One of the funniest guys on the planet. Thanks, Bobby and Dry Bar. Keep making people laugh!

[@BlackieNuff]

"Not right now" LOL, nothing like finally getting that Pavlovian response, but then finding there's no way to turn it off.

[@DA-yf5dn]

I've just found a new favorite comedian. Good, clean humor, and genuinely funny. Thanks Bobby

[@benveach9689]

He was faking it besides he’s a liar~

[@judylloyd7901]

Drybar comedy is usually pretty good 👍 🤣

[@csrboltfan2643]

Top notch comedy !! Very funny. And proof you DON'T need profanity to have people roaring with laughter. THANK YOU, DryBar for providing this kind of platform. Have seen MANY, MANY hilarious routines on your stage.

[@shanenoey6401]

3, there have been 3.

[@csrboltfan2643]

@@shanenoey6401 Then you haven't watched enough. A LOT more than three.

[@benveach9689]

Vulgarity is not funny and it’s only for the simple~

[@judylloyd7901]

​@@benveach9689 Yeah, that's why Drybar comedy doesn't have crass jokes 😊

[@wentworths]

Thoroughly enjoyed this. Come back again Bobby!

[@pi-sx3mb]

Love this set! Some good old-fashioned silliness! 😂

[@WildPrimitiveSkills]

That dude is hilarious😂 He needs to be famous

[@SoleSavr]

He’s funny..but let’s not over exaggerate .. I’m sure these kill at the local open mic “Broke my ankle playing basketball… It was an arcade game”.. “I was catching fish left and right, people at the aquarium were pissed”.. “Ever seen ugly people drive really fast… Where can they possibly be going?”

[@TheAgiovannym]

It’s up to the people and i agree

[@JMRsDesk]

You have a knack for understatement (exaggerate) and overstatement (kill) at the same time. I think the commenter is 12 and drunk sooo.... now you get the hilarious and famous. And of course you clearly stopped somewhere around the 5 minute mark as I did because you realized it just wasn't gonna get any better and was actually getting worse. Maybe they have special ed night at Dry Bar. I am good with wholesome entertainment but this needs to be done in nursing homes. Funny enough but nobody is going to stroke out from laughing too hard there hopefully.@@SoleSavr

[@crct2004]

Never wish fame on anyone. Yes, he is that good but have you heard of a happy ending yet with fame?

[@Seetiyan]

​@@crct2004 Seems to be working well for Leonardo DiCaprio! 😆

[@TracedaBassman]

He’s good, and so understated. I’ll be looking for more from him.

[@kennymik1509]

My day has just been made!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

[@cynthiablaskis1686]

One of the best comedians i have heard in some time!!

[@shanenoey6401]

Get out more. Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinane, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Shane Gillis the guy selling hotdogs on the street corner... anything..

[@Angelofloveandhappiness]

​@@shanenoey6401 Louis CK

[@walternullifidian]

I also wrote a book last week! It's pretty short, it goes: "Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after." 🤣

[@UBERBENZ]

Loved this. Bring him back!

[@pantsarmstrong7518]

Great set. I'd like to see a lot more of this guy! Thanks for sharing.

[@SadelovesJesus]

I got sad too, when he said last joke. 😂 this was way too short! Bring him back! Absolutely hilarious!

[@multivariateperspective5137]

The “I buried mom and dad like you told me, but the dog keeps digging them up” has me laughing so hard it hurts

[@damo9413]

I'm crying at work on nightshift....... there are 8 people in the room wondering what's wrong with me and there are zero ways to explain.

[@galakorolyk1079]

I laughed so hard about burying mom and dad I had bubbles coming out of my nose

[@DarkHoliday11]

Yeah, that joke is so old it can vote now.

[@bobbyadkins6983]

That and, My butt is soft.

[@kriskross22]

I saw this comment before watching and I still wasn’t ready for it! Almost had hot coffee coming out my nose 😂

[@TYRONE_SHOELACES]

If I was there that night...I would be able to say I got my money's worth out of the evening. Nice clean jokes that you can tell around the water cooler on Monday ... but nobody EVER gets them right.

[@shanenoey6401]

Including the comedian, because they're not good jokes.

[@Shadow-uv4ex]

10/10, would laugh again

[@larseriksson42]

You had me at the first "not right now"!

[@agnesstokes1078]

I liked his dry humor, needs his own show😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidgodwin8734]

Bobby Tessel is awesomely funny.

[@chuchuchip]

Best of KZbin I've heard this year.

[@maryannmay1875]

So refreshing to see a comic not using the “f” word. Even my young grandkids could watch him. He is outstanding ❣️

[@stirfrybry1]

Pendulum: May it swing back

[@valerieannshort7109]

Yes, that’s why I love Dry Bar!

[@accentedreality]

Best comedian I've seen in months!

[@sweettaterpie7009]

Agreed!

[@shanenoey6401]

You really need to look up more comedians.

[@shadowofneo]

the popcorn tongue finger thing is unusually relatable

[@shanenoey6401]

That's because it's observational comedy regarding something that happens to all of us. This is not revolutionary.

[@shadowofneo]

@@shanenoey6401 hence "unusually" meaning more so than it ought to be under the observed circumstance, assuming I don't understand that says more about you than i

[@otpyrcralphpierre1742]

I'd like to see this guy perform. But, not right now....

[@terrificbabe60]

Hahahahaha

[@igorastral4816]

Аххахахаха 😂😂😂😂

[@LarryHinze-q9b]

Well, he just died so maybe you can do it in your next lifetime.

[@awilliams5007]

@@LarryHinze-q9b es no true.

[@Sarai-l5f]

😋

[@sammcbride2464]

I was once at a bowling ally and ordered a beer. They asked what size? I said, I will have a pint. They literally came back with we do not have that size. We only have 12oz and 16oz size beers.

[@floridapielady]

Is it just me or does he look like he should be Sammy Hagar’s younger brother? 😂😂😂 It’s crazy! Loved it ❤

[@VioletJoy]

Oh my gosh! You're right!!

[@beckykay9178]

Yes, yes, 1000% yes! I couldn’t figure out what seemed so familiar about him, but you nailed it!

[@jpdude7274]

He’s the one who can drive 55

[@floridapielady]

@@jpdude7274 lmao!! Yeah cause Sammy sure as hell can’t! 😂🤣

[@dougpeters1625]

I thought I was the only one until I saw your comment, ha!

[@cookingshenaniganswithfort1299]

He's awesome! I loved it!😂😂 Thanks, Dry Bar!

[@SteveDave29]

There's a sprinkle of Steven Wright and a dash of Mitch Hedberg in his act. Pure Gold

[@evelmoose]

took the words right out of my mind 😃

[@NoxiousRob]

My thoughts as well. I've never seen this guy before, but after his first few jokes I was hooked.

[@mikenielsen7008]

I see Steven Wright in him for sure.

[@loreauvillephil]

Almost commented the same thing.

[@Lahdeedah-f3n]

Whatta find!

[@gregorcollins]

Always good to see Mitch Hedberg inspired comedians. Nice set!

[@anydaynow]

I was thinking more Stephen Wright.

[@gregorcollins]

fairly interchangeable@@anydaynow

[@shriggs55]

@@anydaynow Me too.

[@paradoxikalparalysis]

What a miserable comparison that is... 😅

[@gregorcollins]

depends what you mean by trombone@@paradoxikalparalysis

[@jeanniebell9493]

Wicked funny Bobby ! Looking forward to seeing more.

[@ArmyScoutMom]

Very funny dude! Had me laughing the whole set 😂

[@shanenoey6401]

I can't wait for the day that you find real comedy!

[@skibee421]

@@shanenoey6401 mean spirited ! no one has to think like u

[@johnhart125]

This was worth watching! My belly hurts!

[@timbain5862]

I really had a good laugh!!!! Thanks for that DRY BAR

[@TheZensen]

Hysterical!!!😂😂😂

[@gayleneelaban1161]

This was hilarious! Very funny from beginning to end!

[@sukiwatson]

Bobby is very funny. Hope to see more of him

[@marytataryn5144]

"we have no finger-to-tongue perception"

[@Sahtrump]

This guy is brilliant.

[@brianbrewer2909]

"All men are liars" "I've never seen a more beautiful woman ever" 😂👍

[@Glornt]

I would've said, "That shirt was made by a woman." I'm a man, so...

[@lindseyhussey6450]

That last joke has me in tears 😂😂😂

[@shawnbruce6934]

This Guy is Really Funny. I Love it!

[@gypsyrain369]

Thank You Bobby ! You're BRILLIANT ! i Needed to Laugh ❤

[@nnamdiokeke1832]

This guy is so so good. I kept taking it back so as not to miss a thing

[@ricardofranciszayas]

He’s brilliant

[@TheAgiovannym]

That’s a high bar to set for 2024😂 so good

[@tashburton989]

One of my favourites for sure and I’ve watched a lot of comedians in my time..I’ve got a lot of time on my hands 😂😂

[@waynemeredith7088]

R1m the

[@Kjellmclean]

"Not right now!" ⌛🫣🔫 😜

[@tashburton989]

@@waynemeredith7088 what does that mean ?

[@christyassid8871]

Great show! I hope to see this guy, again!

[@James-yb9kh]

This is my first-time seeing Bobby. I'll be looking him up. He's hilarious.

[@pennyb2245]

So brilliant! Fabulous show!

[@amydupler7851]

Incredibly funny . I watch him over and over just to feel great.

[@terrell9702]

Steven Wright would be proud.

[@HikeCampHarvest]

So would Mitch Hedburg.

[@sandhas1]

25 minutes of smiles and laughs. Thank you Bobby Tessel 💙

[@mammamia8616]

Best comedian yet!!!

[@akb5531]

Loved him!

[@Profesah_411]

Well done. Very talented guy. I enjoyed it a lot.

[@mjrchapin]

Wow, this is genuinely hilarious! Perfect timing, one-liners that make you spit out your drink.

[@ladibug340]

You really picked up my day! Thanks! You're great!

[@tommypain]

If I was there in the audience, after the microphone throwing joke, I would’ve yelled, “you won’t get fooled again!”

[@cturn9494]

and he would have said “who are you?”

[@tommypain]

@@cturn9494 Awesome!! 🤣

[@mickibrown5651]

Gold!

[@CarissaConti]

Oh, we have THAT guy. The heckler who thinks comedy shows are an interactive experience and everybody is paying to hear _your_ thoughts on the matter. 🙄

[@marcd1981]

That's two one-liner comedians I saw in a row, the first was a young British guy, and then Bobby just now. They were both very good and had me laughing at my dining room table.

[@bobclavile5653]

Purely funny. Great set. Good Luck will come your way. Keep us laughing.

[@Meskuzze420]

Definitely gives me Steven Wright vibes and I'm all for it. Great job, can't wait to see more dude

[@yisraels4555]

He even talks like Steve Wright!

[@AlexBohman]

One of the funniest 🤣

[@jefhow22]

Thanks for showing...I enjoyed this guy.....

[@em0_tion]

Love your style, Bobby! 👏😂

[@DCSprink]

Thank you Dry Bar for good clean comedy!

[@TheVoxbox13]

👍 This guy's good. Hope to see more material from him.

[@kurtbader9711]

Big fun, thanks! You're great!

[@yancyhebert9937]

Great fresh material

[@haleiwasteve8434]

That was different, but I loved every joke and his delivery. I'm looking forward to more from Bobby.

[@LilByrdFly2]

🤣 LoL WoW! Too much!! This was much funnier than I thought it would be. "Alcatraz, wish you were there!!!" I used to be........

[@sean_patriotamerica6611]

Laughed almost all the way through. Love this guy

[@dondee5439]

At the 12:05 mark, the lady trying to use her baby to cut line gets the Bobby Tessel treatment.