The Most Incompetent Axis 104 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
4th time we've had the worst Axis....
Episode 199
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[@Bokoen1]

Yet another bad Axis

[@thefrenchareharlequins2743]

FOR FUCKS SAKE

[@GrishaPutin]

But great allies😎

[@jimjoe3138]

“ Kommadant, we are losing. “ “ Send in the children. “

[@MrMarttivainaa]

If golden and swimmy are on it it's automatically bad. Hilariously bad though!

[@MrGoofy-io4wv]

Bokoen is always Japan when this happens.

[@SerPinkKnight]

>Intro card talks about Germany doing a dumb strat "Its Golden or Swimmy" Oh wait, it's Golden AND Swimmy

[@Fruzhin5483]

*Outstanding move*

[@robopegy0614]

Lmfao

[@commissardave4080]

Golden and Swimmy, the best Germany players. When you combine them, you get a stressful game full of incompetance and a lot of shouting.

[@Genburthing]

Swimmy at least thinks "hey, maybe we need more productions in Tanks" Golden in the otherhand just...play a WWI strat

[@cyansolstice397]

"Whats this? a crossover episode?"

[@victormartins4507]

"Where are the children?" Völksturm commander 1944

[@FoxbatSVK]

"HANZ, GET ZE HITLERJUGEND!" - German frontline commanders, ca. 1944, colorized

[@marny3559]

Golden loves kids

[@Guanaco17]

If you look the date was 1942. This so historically inaccurate yet so historically accurate at the same time. And also is funny.

[@demaskiert2729]

Volkssturm*

[@WaltherVonDerVogelweide_1312]

Ohne Ö

[@Ep3o]

Hungary: how about you take some armor off your ships and stick it on your tanks? Germany: PROMOTE THIS MAN

[@myman1635]

Thats when the idea of the Maus was born

[@konstantinrokossovsky4112]

@@myman1635 I think you mean the Ratte

[@THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL]

The Glasgow accent just fuckin makes it

[@hopin8krzys]

That would make interesting game mechanic. Something like scraping ships to get more steel for some time

[@konstantinrokossovsky4112]

@@hopin8krzys it wouldn't really work as the system in Hoi is neverending

[@floridaball4896]

When Swimmy is the voice of reason, you know things are bad

[@suspecm6316]

Swimmy has been getting his redemption arc recently with even more delusional people by his side.

[@faiz8385]

@@suspecm6316 lmao

[@andrewstepanek8933]

@@suspecm6316 Swimmy is equal parts delusional and remarkably selfaware. He recognizes that he's doing dumb shit like 70% of the time and just does it anyway.

[@suspecm6316]

@@andrewstepanek8933 and that is why we all love him

[@briguy345]

"I just want to recruit child soldiers" is up there with "I am a staunch national socialist"

[@Tsuruchi_420]

The best quotes from this series are always the type of stuff to get prople tried at the hage

[@lt3746]

I still think “I don’t lose, I just win in the other direction” is the best Swimmy line

[@pko6596]

guys the best one ever is "if i ban child labor i might actually go bancrupt"

[@ShiftySheriff2]

"Unlike you College, I don't respect women" -Swimmy 2019

[@diegode415]

@@ShiftySheriff2 "So you see how I'm justified" -swimmy when he was exterminating Germans when he was playing Yugoslavia'

[@russk1ng128]

Saw that Germany was building a big navy and I immediately knew that it was Golden.

[@davidp2537]

I saw the title and I knew Golden was Germany

[@Inoffensive_name]

Said it out loud. I saw the description and said "that's golden" to no one.

[@tommybusse6322]

Any time you see something bad with Germany it's Golden

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

Honestly that sounds like me as well. I like Navies in HoI4 even though they're Useless For example I built a super battleship that single handedly beat the shit out of the Royal Navy. I also used a mod that added more to the MtG research tree and made a sub with 0 detection below and 0.1 detection on the surface. I created an invisible submarine.

[@matthewbadley5063]

Hitler wasn't the Fuhrer. Turns out they brought back the Kaiser.

[@maxkennedy8075]

Instead of the German national anthem every battleship Golden produced was launched to the sound clowncar music and copious honking from the Kriegsmarine band, bedecked in their finest clown costumes and novelty instruments

[@DJSpike-ft9yw]

Stop stop I’m gonna piss myself 🤣

[@GInJaNInJA98765]

It's like instead of normal instruments for a band they spent all their time on one massive sousaphone that doesn't even work

[@walnzell9328]

@@GInJaNInJA98765 The most secret Nazi wonder weapon.

[@maxkennedy8075]

@@GInJaNInJA98765 Some just honk their clown noses, others play a sliding whistle, some even cackle in time with the conductor’s baton while comically tiny clown car plays La Cucaracha with its horn

[@jacobtrowbridge7223]

@@maxkennedy8075 Admiral Dönitz cartwheeling around a thoroughly unimpressed Rommel as the ship slides into the water, running over a fishing boat

[@lefishe8791]

In the great words of Golden, “I have everything, yet I feel like I’m missing something really important.”

[@tacticalnuke5673]

He was missing his brain.

[@belisarius6949]

BASED GOLDEN

[@Iridescent_Astraea]

If you forgot it it didn't matter

[@TheSilverExperience]

I thought his name was Gordon

[@Genburthing]

@@tacticalnuke5673 or put the planes in the freaking air I really dont understand how the fuck they paradrop Berlin

[@TheColdsuit]

When you realize WW2 was a bunch of incompetent people racing to become competent first.

[@Genburthing]

That...quite literally All the Attemps to conquer Europe

[@HDreamer]

Yh, Germany was only this successful early on because the Allies and Soviets were so incompetent it bordered on active sabotage. Once they figured their shit out it turned immediately. On the german side it's the hilarious logistics and almost everything that happened after they ran out of steam at the gates of Moscow in 41.

[@shihao21]

“I just wanna recruits Child Soldiers” - Swimmy

[@balazsbalazs3926]

Or real life germany

[@Guanaco17]

@@balazsbalazs3926 Historical Accuracy

[@mallus8493]

add that to the bucket list of Swimmy quotes

[@snipingflute4346]

Golden: “...Swimmy?”

[@marny3559]

Loweee: *Gets paradropped as Hungary* Golden: "Haha you're shit" Golden: *Gets paradropped as Germany* Loweee: *Jim Halpert smiling through blinds*

[@tiago4158]

Spains laugh was so cursed too, made me laugh too instantly haha

[@patriotic_canadian]

@@tiago4158 Peef’s laugh is so fucking contagious and i love it

[@drdiabeetus4419]

The real winners in that situation are the brave Indian paratroopers

[@alexanderenfloristijburg8211]

Golden be like: Why even the need to have garrisons on these critical points in our country??

[@TheAustronaut03]

I mean at this point hes just embarrasing himself

[@glaskonoscovich997]

He wasn’t thinking critically

[@hiddeheijnis5618]

Is dit zowaar de heer Tijburg?

[@alexanderenfloristijburg8211]

@@hiddeheijnis5618 In levende lijve!

[@silverdeathgamer2907]

I mean he didn't even have the border with the Soviets fully guarded.

[@SterlingCat03]

Looks like we got Plankton running Germany, because Golden decided to initiate PLAN Z

[@riolkin]

Gotta get control of the seas if you want that secret recipe.

[@matthewbadley5063]

@@riolkin Ravioli ravioli give me the BBioli

[@Nomatophobic]

LEMON SCENTED

[@JackMcLeary]

An absolute banger of an episode, holy shit, Swi- “HOLD YOUR FUCKING UNITS!” -mmy is the voice of reason to Golden, ireland’s division templates, Braun’s insult game popping off, bo evolves into a tea kettle. This is superb.

[@enderboy1824]

One of the funniest episodes to come out in a while

[@Trungledor44]

Fr, their storyboard guy really nailed this episode

[@burney7998]

and the children

[@remag-yx4ed]

don't forget peef wheezing

[@polskamapping6116]

"Golden can't take Paris" I'm getting PTSD from that episode lol

[@Guanaco17]

I love that episode

[@polskamapping6116]

@@Guanaco17 Yeah, I actually tried the siege divisions Golden made in the great war mod, I honestly don't know how you could lose that

[@pablo_giustiniani]

*GET A US PLAYER* Man, I miss 18'

[@officialeggland7477]

LOOK GUYS LOOK

[@kevincastillomorales4858]

Ok, who was in paris?

[@Frankenbutt99]

you’re not getting it guys. you need to start thinking critically

[@manband20]

Hitler: "I genuinely believe we are going to win this." von Stauffenberg: "Yes, mein Furher." *cocks pistol*

[@thekebab1655]

“You’re Embarrassing yourself. you got paradropped” is going to be the new Iwo Jima change my mind

[@nayas1885]

Iwo Jima is better

[@arielfuchs316]

Golden and Swimmy have been trying to out Dressel Dressel and they still have not managed.

[@thekebab1655]

@@arielfuchs316 It feels like Dressel have been forgotten bruh. What happened to him?

[@arielfuchs316]

@@thekebab1655 I miss him

[@Aleph3575]

@@thekebab1655 He got banned for being excessively racist, according to the Bokoen1 reddit. Him, Pashalis and Vader were all banned for the same reason, although apparently Pashalis was the worst.

[@shaunlevin5081]

"Alright, so where are the children?" They're co-oping Germany.

[@davidgomez7882]

I feel ashamed for how long it took me to get this joke.

[@anonnona4163]

@@davidgomez7882 i still dont get it

[@davidgomez7882]

@@anonnona4163 The people that were playing Germanu are children.

[@jordandelosreyes5656]

Will we ever see “Most incompetent axis 69420”? Also I broke down laughing when Golden considered the idea of using Operation Barbarossa on France

[@Genburthing]

Wait, they dont use that idea?

[@jordandelosreyes5656]

@@Genburthing I believe they almost did, but they managed to break the Western front without using it

[@RomanianJ96]

@@jordandelosreyes5656 Using Barb on France just screams "Here's how Germany can still win!" xD

[@tetpaog7768]

If golden keeps playing then obviously

[@CallumVloGamesCVG]

"Where are the children" - Swimmy larping as Jeffery Epstien.

[@Bokoen1]

Wasn't Golden

[@user-xw5xo3bv1n]

@@Bokoen1 so... i suppose Golden lost?

[@mothchrist8683]

It was swimmy

[@CallumVloGamesCVG]

@@Bokoen1 shit

[@maxkennedy8075]

Another clip to add to the Swimmy soundboard “I just want to recruit child soldiers”

[@KreaSHeR]

"Where are the children?" ... *Understand what the fuck he said and corrects himself* "No i meant i just wanna recruit child soldiers."

[@real_yanoosh6553]

"How about you take some armor off your ships and stick it on your tanks" HOLY SHIT LOWEE YOU KILLED HIM

[@stepal6958]

Missed out one of the best bits where after they finally took France and created Vichy the Allies immediately para-dropped an unguarded Paris and Free France got all the Vichy stuff back.

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

"So in this game the Germans decided to invest into a lot of battleships" I can hear Admiral Doenitz screaming in frustration from here...

[@dba2k15]

Of course, Bo is playing japan when this type of games happen

[@faiz8385]

Ofc

[@_Jasiku_]

There are actually happen pretty often if Bo plays germany

[@frederickii1534]

mfw game impact

[@starstudy8752]

He doesn't want any involvement in the shitstorm over in Europe. If he can focus on Asia he can point and laugh at the Axis in Europe if they perform poorly, or get hyped if they do amazing.

[@nickstone1167]

@@starstudy8752 So, great power, less great responsibility. Sounds like a winning move to me.

[@semotari311]

“Where are the children?” -Rommel, after realizing he can’t even cover the Russian border fully

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

The Eastern Front was Model and Mannstein's show more than it was Rommel's, but yes

[@user-kt3jk1vq9o]

@@hallowedbeyourdays Was Rommel even in the Eastern front

[@bruh5992]

@@user-kt3jk1vq9o nope he was busy in North Africa And France

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Golden is the anti-Dankus, because when Dankus plays majors, he always wins, but Golden never does when he plays majors.

[@logoncal3001]

Actually Dankus lost some good times as a Major in this channel. Its just not often because its him competent vs a group of retards

[@quiet_gal_]

it's not a golden episode without a "we're gonna win!!!" and everyone dies inside

[@makowako6035]

Peef's laugh is the best. I've rewatched this video like half a dozen times and I'm still laughing my arse off.

[@yogocasto5905]

Peef’s wheeze when you were talking about Golden’s troops killed me LMAO

[@lordderpington8021]

His responses are probably some of the funniest out of the gang.

[@OlafJorigson]

Golden: "I am going to play Japan" Bo: "Nah I want to do that, you can play Germany" Golden: "I don't see the difference"

[@user-tn1wo4md4n]

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

[@monrow1961]

PLAN Z!!!!

[@drywalldevourer]

"The Most Incompetent Axis" Where have I seen this one before?

[@NeoMatrix77777]

Swimmy and Golden: *fail miserably* Bo: "Not to worry, we're still flying HALF an Axis!"

[@RomanianJ96]

Italy: *in the middle of switching sides* You sure about that?

[@ewwgreengoo8931]

"Thought you said you had west africa covered?" "Never said i'd hold"

[@DarthHippygaming]

"The Most Incompetent Axis"-how could I not click.

[@kk-gr3ly]

Idk if I missed a history lesson but I'm quite sure that Mannerheim didn't look like that :D 8:15.

[@jairovillalobos-hernandez995]

*sees most incompetent axis video title* HM, I WONDER WHERE IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE

[@tir4344]

74 dockyards , this Is why you dont put yolden on germany, I'd also say dont put swimmy but as long as he doesn't do naval im alright

[@Flarestormx13]

I died when Swimmy was just like “where’s the children?”

[@jameskenneth5415]

Everytime peef is just wheezing, I find myself on the floor foaming in the mouth almost every time lmao.

[@miguelchavez6486]

Just hoped on and boom a game. Bless the KZbin algorithm

[@F22onblockland]

"I genuinely believe we'll win this game, i'm serious" he says while almost laughing

[@cheebi9820]

When you search up swimmy hoi4, the videos are ‘why German leadership lost ww2’, ‘how Italy lost North Africa’, and ‘most incompetent axis 102’

[@incofex6676]

I was playing India that game, it was interesting to say the least.

[@R3GARnator]

Annihilating the enemy air-force via para-drops is a brilliant move.

[@incofex6676]

@@R3GARnator They fixed/removed that from the game, but obvious the Hungary cap, as well as I paradropped Paris and Vichy capped, but that wasn't in the vid

[@samsyroney7188]

You didn’t include Golden roasting Spain for not doing their focus... ...followed immediently by Spain yelling at Golden that he couldn’t do it because they hadn’t capped France. Also the part where they paradropped France and capped Vichy. Ohh so many moments lmaoo

[@vanksteinvanker1062]

Most incompetent axis, Braun Italy, I'm shocked, shocked I say.

[@maxkennedy8075]

Swimmy co oping Germany

[@wilmagregg3131]

it was braun swimmy and golden all on the same team it was destined to bomb in a glorius faction though seeing golden eat his words for what he said to hungary was even more glorius

[@moonssdoesminecraft]

And Braun was the competent one.

[@matthewbadley5063]

Swimmy: "I am assuming DIRECT CONTROL of the Afrika korps"

[@xanthespace5141]

This was absolutely *glorious*. Just post the "full episode"-no, full stream with no cuts, for most people to see

[@Ninjanate898]

welp... I should have expected this to come up, didn't know Golden & Swimmy were this incompetent, can't wait for The Most Incompetent Axis 105

[@Genburthing]

They multiplies their incompetence

[@goldenmania7356]

"Where are the children?" *Swimmy 2021*

[@summonerekup]

"GERMANY DECIDED TO INVEST INTO A LOT OF BATTLESHIPS" Looks like what's currently happening in the stream.

[@katsu7383]

Damn, I just really know that this is the worst axis ever because that Germany is Golden and Swimmy. Plus the manpower but little braincells

[@fanispalaiog6639]

I would really love to see Bo and his friends playing online total war games

[@benzehunteer7411]

Hannibal is in Italy! rally the defenses

[@helwrecht1637]

Golden really thinks his plans out doesn’t he? They certainly are critical to his defeat!

[@lucasbeck1391]

Sad that noone sees the wordplay in there

[@tendoo751]

„Clownkoen!“ Well that was instant karma for Golden

[@LC-bk8mp]

I honestly look forward to these videos. They are GOLDEN

[@ufxarthey3015]

Can we get a Peef laugh montage please his reactions crack me up

[@dylanmoreno16]

I need a game with just Braun, swimmy, and golden, it’d be a straight comedy and obviously the team blessed by the lord himself

[@MrDirigible]

Don't forget to include James, keppler and the OG incompetent one of all time -Dressel,

[@haydenandhayden]

This was one of the best hoi4 mp videos you have made ever

[@user-ez9ng2rw9c]

I think someone should make a video of all the legendary Swimmy quotes. There's so many great ones.

[@falloutgrim4691]

this has to be the best episode that Bokoen has ever done, this is pure gold

[@duckington6814]

Peef's wheezing never ceases to entertain me

[@epicbeans1298]

Oh god it's Golden isn't it?

[@Genburthing]

No... Its not ONLY Golden

[@kopa798]

Holy Shit i haven't had a good laugh in a while, thank you Golden & Swimmy!

[@AwayWithYouVileBeggar]

"Golden Lost" is not just a phrase, it's a way of life :))

[@DarthSidian]

>See intro >See it mention Germany doing a smoothbrain strat >Immediately think it's either Golden or Swimmy >Turns out to be both >Point and laugh

[@brendanturner9726]

Can’t believe the Axis rolled 1s

[@mrjosha2639]

Could not stop laughing. Looks like an awesome session where friends bond closely together as they laugh at each others incompetence.

[@DavrosMaster]

First time I can say I watched this all live on the stream. Nice work Bo, keep up the memes!

[@remag-yx4ed]

9:07 That wheeze was glorious, definately on top peef moments

[@OzyWazza]

8:19 Swimmy going full Harbinger Mode: "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

[@jonahhudson2052]

I think this is the best episode yet. it's got that classic feel to it.

[@seabase3362]

Lower and Braun really just unleashed their wrath this game.

[@thecanadianguy1662]

i was waiting for that episode to happen, loved this one

[@historyexplained916]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks, man!

[@AdmiralRamenNoodles]

Braun: Remember when I was Bulgaria and I got paradropped Me: Flashbacks of British troops over Sofia

[@nilloc93]

I like how they're getting mad at india after his 4th paradrop instead of realizing that he's going to keep paradropping.

[@Sultan_Alfie1914]

There are so many moments when golden sounds like Hitler

[@harold2709]

This one was hilarious Bo keep up the good work

[@spencerperry8822]

This had to have been the funniest in a nutshell yet

[@Gingerbreadley]

It feels like everything month there is a new most incompetent axis. Probably because that’s how often Golden gets to play Germany

[@americafuckyeah8799]

This is one of the best ive seen in a while

[@mikeymikey4186]

I feel like everytime Golden plays Germany, it ends with Golden going REEEEE and you guys laughing at him

[@gymbagel8926]

Best script and performances this video Bo truly a masterpiece.

[@haydenandhayden]

When Braun is the most competent european axis member

[@fanispalaiog6639]

Nice video as always, Bo!! Keep up

[@Rudy-du2mt]

Your best episode in a while Bo!

[@ironcladstudios971]

This is one of the funniest HOI4 MP in a Nutshell videos i've seen yet!

[@keirangray902]

Well this is going to be a fun full episode

[@MorphingReality]

That wheeze around 7 minutes was solid

[@freebutterfree4872]

This is my favorite bokoen episode. No contest.

[@Morkelfan]

I feel like this video is exceptionally great. Had me laughing out loud more than usual

[@MrGoofy-io4wv]

Kenji Doihara is the real Stonewall Jackson

[@nathanpitek3177]

7:30 some of the best insults on boekoen channel

[@novaspartan7656]

You know it’s bad when golden starts saying “no nay sayer shit”

[@liamsch5690]

By far my favorite HOI⁴ in a nutshell video, hardest I've laughed at Golden being incompetent