The Ark of The Covenant - CK3 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

Thanks to the reddit for the epic meme www.reddit.com/r/Bokoen1/comments/sotl9r/launching_the_arch_of_denmark_to_africa/

[@idiotonline8787]

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[@anonanonster5463]

STOP DELETING MY COMMENT BO

[@anonanonster5463]

CK3 MORE LIKE CK PEE

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

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[@ThatWornOutBook]

I swear, every game for Swimmy either goes insanely amazing or it ends up with him "Losing the Mandate."

[@xx7956]

Now I want to see him play the Ming in EU4 as everyone is out to sabotage his mandate.

[@Otterdisappointment]

Uphold the Heavens’ mandate

[@Zorn27]

Swimmy is my favorite anime anti-hero

[@shaq6976]

He’s literally Hit or miss, nothing In between

[@treyflorek8592]

Fede lol

[@gabrielganzaga365]

Things I learned from Bo about Denmark 1. Best food is bread 2. Lost the euros 3. The men piss on each other 4. The danish Maginot is a long hill

[@nxdiaz5916]

Truly, the greatest nation in Europe… *If it existed*

[@clarkrovin8241]

Don’t forget guys pissing on each other

[@m1lkbags]

​@@clarkrovin8241 oh fuck i had forgotten that

[@pinguin472]

@@clarkrovin8241 oh yeah you made me remember, what the fuck

[@gabrielganzaga365]

@@clarkrovin8241 changed it

[@heronb.4965]

7:16 "We still use that defensive structure against the germans in 1864" "And then you wondered why you lost"

[@ethanramos4441]

I mean their not wrong

[@lordcthulhu8472]

Well to be fair it did hold, threw back every german assault. It was first with the unset of winter that Denmark retreated back form it, because the water on either side of it turned to ice.

[@carstenthomsen1093]

@@lordcthulhu8472 Second Schleswig war it was not actually used, De Mesa pulled away from it due to a supposedly cold winter, before Prussian troops had even reached Dannevirke

[@lordcthulhu8472]

​@@carstenthomsen1093 That's not true the battle of battle of Mysunde, saw the Pruessen trying to break throught on it's eastern flank of Dannevirke, and ended up being pushed back, the same was the case for the Austrian at the battle for Königshügel, where they tried to clear the danish defenses, that was before the main Dannevirke fortification(what one normally think of when they say Dannevirke, the 17 km long fortification line, ignoring that Dannevirke in full covered 70 km.) Like do you know how germans learned that Dannevirke had been abounded? The Austrian had sent an officer to negotiate a ceasefire to remove death and wounded in front of Dannevirke. And was surprised to discover that the danes had made a full retreat.

[@shaq6976]

@@lordcthulhu8472 couldn’t have been a good position if It was abandoned. I’m these Regions Water freezing isn’t uncommon, and I live in Bremen which is close to Jutland as you surely know

[@heinzlilio4612]

I love that the second the Ark of the Covenant leave Swimmy's court room his realm instantly collapses

[@MrCarodan]

Really missed opportunity to not call it the Denm-ARK of the Covenant.

[@Sgtbrony]

I would like this but I can’t

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

@@Sgtbrony I would like this but I can'y

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

I would have expected more Den Marks Ark of the Mark of the Ark of Denmark's Ark of the Coventry Covenant. Because word play and stupidly wordly content is amusing so some

[@ShoreChamp]

Please do more of these. CK3 is always so fucking cursed

[@HistoryNerd8765]

Is it cursed in a good way or a bad way? I'm considering buying.

[@CarolusRex1]

@@HistoryNerd8765 Average person: Bad Way History Geek: Worse way

[@KFCArbiter]

@@HistoryNerd8765 funny way

[@giantWario]

@@HistoryNerd8765 Average person: Good way History Geek: Amazing way

[@wackjack5667]

@@HistoryNerd8765 Average bad: History way Worse geek: Person way

[@golgarisoul]

That Burmese man was an absolute CHAD

[@heinzlilio4612]

Comes to Denmark Greets the King Bangs his daughter Returns home to Burma

[@Dell-ol6hb]

what a king, he went all the way to fucking Denmark, met the king, proceeded to fuck his daughter a couple times and then go back home to Burma

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@heinzlilio4612 refuses to elaborate

[@Nothing-1w3]

why is his messege gone, is he stooopid?

[@jonathanjones6657]

The German version of the term “Average Joe” is Otto Normalverbraucher, which translates to “Otto normal consumer.”

[@Zorro9129]

"Otto simulation game player"

[@Sky_Guy]

Average Joe strategy gamer VS Otto normal map painting consumer

[@freekmulder3662]

In Dutch we call him Jan met de Pet. Jan with the Cap in English

[@algiz21]

@@freekmulder3662 nah more like Jan modaal

[@shaq6976]

Tbh Otto normal Verbraucher ist mies standard

[@LedosKell]

"The Ark of Denmark" So close. It could have been the Denmark of the Covenant.

[@RexGaming2345]

The Denm-Ark of the Covenant mayhaps?

[@idiotonline8787]

National Treasure: danish version

[@Zorro9129]

Wholesome big chungus, take my reddit updoots!

[@FryingPan1812]

Dear Somalia Take this holy box so Russia can't have it. Best wishes, Denmark

[@jerrycoob4750]

Even better yet, imagine it landing in the hands of _Captain Katanga from Indiana Jones_

[@easetheweeb]

somalia: “what the fuck is a russia”

[@ok9_5788]

Weirdly enough Ethiopia did claim to have the ark, so close enough

[@resentfuldragon]

most based thing I ever saw in ck3

[@pubfries5562]

I'm reading this with the castle music from Mario 64 in my head

[@tylerlouie8609]

You’ve heard of Siamese Paratroopers, now get ready for Burmese Swingers

[@stereorapier7919]

Knowing that peace could not rule in Northern Europe as long as the ark remained in Denmark, the Danish king and the duque of Jutland sent it to a corner of the known world. It is said that the Russian tsars cope and seethe in their graves to this day.

[@RexGaming2345]

Even now, The spirits of Tsars past Mald.

[@CHEESE3194]

please do more of these, they are freaking great and funny as hell.

[@wiel5908]

sigma burma grindset: >be burmese >literaly goes to the other side of the world >joins danish king's court >bangs the danish king's daughter >refuses to elaborate further >leaves and return to Burma before the king even know your presence in his domains

[@AHersheyHere]

"That belongs in Muscovy." "It belongs in Ethiopia!"

[@icecoldpolitics8890]

The most convenient timing I was just about to go look up boe when his video appeared in my notifications

[@bacon_1866]

Nice to see Abraham’s arc continuing even this late into the anime series.

[@andrewhopkins886]

I love how no one is gonna comment on 1: Icelandic Cornwall 2: independent Serbia and Croatia, and not only Aquitaine France but also randomly owning territory in southern Poland (I think)

[@mr.sandman770]

The Holy Roman empire is in the middle of the Arabian Penninsula

[@williamgilmore1763]

It’s ck3, these things are normal

[@arthursalim3120]

"I came, i smashed, i leave" broke me tbh

[@winowmak3r]

Streets in Denmark be cold in 867 yo. Fathers be brutally murdering their own children out here. "It's our Maginot line." "It's just a hill" I was dying. I watched that miniseries '1864' and it was pretty good.

[@Zorro9129]

Swimmy forgot the one rule of online intercourse: never let others know what's valuable to you, or they'll troll you with it incessantly.

[@rebelsj2159]

This episode has such a deep lore

[@TheSniperBoy]

These CK3 videos are always hilarious man.

[@Fish12421]

I love the idea of playing keep away with a priceless artifact.

[@BaronVonMott]

"Don't worry, mighty Tsar. The Ark is safe in the care of our top men." "... who, exactly?" *"Top. Men."* (Cut to a shot of the Ark being loaded onto a Danish longship that sails off into the sunset)

[@EF2000Typhoon7LWA]

At this point I am not sure if bokoen goes to bed extremely early or late.

[@Zwijger]

broke: Maginot line woke: Mannerheim line bespoke: Danish hill

[@sponge540]

*"Veni, Confringe, Relinquo.(I came, I smash, I leave.)"* - Kyaswa Pinya

[@3st3st77]

*I came, (you shall) smash, I leave something behind. So close.

[@brok56]

The amogusus clan with an albino midget that misses a leg is The most cursed thing i have seen.

[@Vermilionleader]

"That's it, we sent the Ark of Denmark to frigging Narnia!"

[@JD-mo9sr]

I want a video from Bokoen1 that just talks about the greatness of Denmark from its history to its people with the most convincing argument possible.

[@ryanrusch3976]

Denmark's maginot line is a long hill... Hell that wasn't even one of my anti Danish comments that came straight from Bo.

[@terrified057t4]

I think the king should've gone to war after Swimmy said "I will burn Copenhagen to the ground"

[@rick7424]

The return of the memes at the end was glorious!

[@mistergal3173]

This is one of the most fun and hectic vids i've seen, your ck3 vids are quality everytime

[@votecthulhu9378]

Dear diary. Today I learned denmark is defended by shitty earthworks which date back to the middle ages.

[@Choosinganameisharddontjudge]

im loving the ck3 content, keep it coming

[@genericusername1993]

I was a having a real bad day until you popped in my notifications, thanks for making my day lol

[@andreanecchi5930]

More videos of this game pls , you guys are so funny

[@uolboi5028]

U know what zouma did to his cat Bo did to his son

[@MrTrool323]

In search of the Arc Swimmy has lost his mind

[@ethanprw]

its all in my head x10. boken1 would never game ruin the swigma

[@nathanpitek3177]

It’s all in your head Swimmy

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

8:56 ...Russia misspelled "Despair", I guess when ISP stole the Ark he also stole his literacy.

[@SirSquier]

I have no clue what's going on but I absolutely love it. Nice aot reference btw

[@FoxDie978]

They put it in a boat, and then sailed it to the edge of the earth so it could fall the planet

[@willgaltney7376]

I believe the men in Somalia are considered top men

[@willgaltney7376]

It belongs in a museum

[@jerrycoob4750]

_Who?_

[@julianmitchell1907]

Novice is pronounced "naw viss", though I've never heard anyone say "nov ice" like you did before lol.

[@WilliamTehConqueror]

The next Mission: Impossible movie

[@PeferG17]

The memes at the end killed me

[@jerrycoob4750]

Bokoen be like: _Once again Swimmy what was once yours is now mine_

[@CrowsNestGamer]

Wait, are you able to upload your own images for your House/Dynasty coat of arms? Noticed the Among Us image for the Russian court.

[@crokuslorn3118]

the flags are fully customizable, there are a bunch of shapes available including ovals, so the amongus has to be made by using a few

[@CrowsNestGamer]

@@crokuslorn3118 Ah I see, I didn't realize it was THAT in depth. I just used simple symbols, gonna have to take another look at this thing.

[@gpjedy7379]

You can make it yourself, but there's a secret method which allows you to upload literally ANY image as your dynasty coat of arms or title emblem

[@blakedake19]

That flag is the historical flag though, you don't need to create it

[@thetruegoldenknight]

@@CrowsNestGamer It's very doable, but that takes an EXTENSIVE amount of time and effort...just to make a god-awful "joke". Bleh.

[@The3ndFan]

Return of Rilber!!! “Hi I’m Rilber”🥳🥳🥳

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Bo's channel is the only place where you can see the Dankevirke, the Arc, and Somali pirates in the same video. I love this place, especially the new outro with the memes.

[@johnquach8821]

Raiders of the Lost Ark: CK3 Version

[@jonahhudson2052]

Solid halo 2 reference from Braun.

[@leonardlopez4106]

nah bro Bo did Swimmy so dirty this time XD

[@nizarb.arsantaka2740]

If you squint hard enough at the thumbnail you can see Plankton

[@scribblz125]

gotta love some ck3 content

[@tinsoldier3580]

I was gonna skip this video, but the title dragged me in and the memes made me stay

[@koenwaalde]

Swimmy is going insane, standard game

[@markothegamer441]

Swimmy swag and the raiders of the lost arc

[@Joleyn-Joy]

11:28 LOL that reference

[@billybob-zk9nm]

Lmaoo. I was wondering “where the new bo vid at” like 5 min ago, open up youtube and i got here just in time for a new one. Clutch.

[@beefyblom]

10:05 is a work of art

[@NgarKua]

6:15 I'm Burmese person 😌

[@wilkic2]

The next video I have recommended is for a very fitting game… Lost Ark. well played, KZbin

[@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895]

I have not laughed this hard at a video in forever

[@343DeltaSpark]

Can't wait for the return of Cuckoen1

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Love Crusader Kings 3 yay

[@Tyanus2]

5:00 Batman tactics 6:56 also batman tactics

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

6:56 BREED THE SEED AND NEED FOR SPEED VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[@MunchKING]

So glad that dude's not MY dad...

[@johnvanjohnson8577]

Ark of the Covenant?!?!?! why isn't the video called the ARK OF DENMAAAA?!@?!?!?!

[@121705kelly]

Bro I love his non hoi content I wish hey would do it more frequently

[@danielmcgillis270]

Was that the Duck Dynasty of the Spiffing Brit I saw?

[@Samuel-p17]

Didn't expect the Attack on Titan reference.

[@bananandrokles3646]

burmese man travels across the world to plow bo's daughter

[@evilmurlock]

Mom said its my turn on the covenant

[@sleeplessslander695]

This will be a classic

[@XenoTechnian]

Þis has to be one of þe funniest videos youve made

[@EarlSoC]

I enjoy Bo's unironic love of everything Denmark.

[@Caligulashorse1453]

Denmark never heard of it?

[@bigcheese993]

Its all in my head

[@hebyyattack]

YES. This is what we neeeeddd

[@skinkpriestshawchek8847]

Activate the Rings!

[@micayahritchie7158]

3:19 don't mean to burst the bubble here but Wakanda is canonically in East Africa

[@gpjedy7379]

Its all in my head!

[@kingdom25]

You literally ended Swimmy’s career

[@DarkCristi3]

,,Red among us is trying to seduce me" I feel u

[@danabendu7294]

love the crusader videos

[@macfather8426]

Swimmy eats all the food

[@1Starrfall]

Just cruel to his friends again.

[@mh-ki2dv]

Sahara except that instead of an ironclad it’s Indiana Jones

[@penkus5902]

Damn ck3 is always fun here

[@KayveePlays]

So that's how the world lost the Ark.

[@DarkCristi3]

I feel u swimmy

[@balkanmontero]

Its 5 am danish time....what the fuck

[@Jacob-pu4zj]

"I came, I smash, I leave." 🤣