What If The UK World Policed - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell

What If The UK World Policed - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
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[@TheRynator14]

Giving up Hong Kong to bring China into the war was the most 6D chess move I've ever seen

[@personhuman2239]

Unironically the most based play I've ever seen in this game

[@GAarcher]

*Swigma mindset*

[@Kromiball]

​@@GAarcherswigma swale swimset

[@pacocheung1864]

As someone born in HK, that move was both hilarious and heartbreaking

[@pedronabais1456]

i mean the game tells you they will accept and for what, not really skillful when the game babysteps you to the solution

[@sig5816]

by just reading the intro, you already know it's gonna be Golden playing the UK

[@MarioSanchezAbelenda]

But its on the rare ocassion where he is absolutely right about evertyhing. Germany shouldnt form that early, nor Russia take Afghanistan, not France take a treaty port after attacking unprovoked 20 years earlier.

[@swampchill]

@@MarioSanchezAbelenda but the way he went about doing it is so golden-like that the effects always result in a coalition

[@MarioSanchezAbelenda]

@@swampchill what way did he go about doing it? He warned abiut not letting Germany formed (which formed anyway), Russia started a play in Afghanistan unannounced which he contested and even warned before hand, and he warned France and gave time before joining that too (bit delusional on France part trying to take Hong Kong).

[@swampchill]

@@MarioSanchezAbelenda its all about the tone. Also , he didn't talked about his plans until others had already started their plays. By then usually its already too late.

[@zacharysilver911]

I expected Bo tbh

[@timesnewlogan2032]

We went from Thomas doing nothing as the UK, to Golden doing everything as the UK.

[@orrorsaness5942]

Lol 😝

[@GAarcher]

*Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

[@ryankasch5561]

Yeah, Vicky 3 seems so wacky compared to Vicky 2 that people haven't defined what roles nations have, so it just ends up being mostly based on how annoying the group considers a person.

[@noir1923]

its also so boring compared to vic 2@@ryankasch5561

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@noir1923Wait a few weeks. Sphere of Influence will either make or break the game.

[@Chrisdoge23]

20% gameplay 80% connect issues Sounds like a Paradox game to me

[@thatdudethat7824]

PDX be like: Playtesting? Whats that??

[@shirovergavesta7883]

@@thatdudethat7824 I'm actually still surprised and a bit pissed cause it looks somewhat stable for them on MP; for me every five years there is a massive desync that just kills the whole joy of the game. Thank you forever pdx I'll just play any other paradox game that works just fine..

[@johnclay2716]

I think EU4 is the only paradox game I've been able to play with friends consistently and not have major issues with desync, lag, etc

[@shirovergavesta7883]

@@johnclay2716 depends on the speed, but completely agree on the stability of the EU4

[@lowestcommonDenomanator]

@@shirovergavesta7883 I think it’s because they give him money, I’ve heard much more complaints from nonsponsered videos

[@makiskanyt9269]

Still can't believe golden won a 3v1 with ai china on his side

[@ultimatestuff7111]

China can fuck you over, they just have so many battalions it doesn’t matter that they are attacking with butterknives, and he is uk so there is no fear of naval invasion

[@gabrielblanco8516]

It was AI?! LOL

[@Brent-jj6qi]

@@gabrielblanco8516yup, that’s why the Chinese player never bragged, there was none lmao

[@equilintogo5378]

​@@gabrielblanco8516of course, playing mp china means either you sucked and be punching bag or you're OP and gets ganged, neither are very fun

[@Eren-px2sr]

Yeah, he does that a lot in Vic 3 XD

[@s0undwavekiller558]

France Russia and Germany: Any last words before you die? UK: Look behind you. 1 Million Chinese Men: CHINA WILL GROW LARGER!!!

[@johnpijano4786]

Goldeen continuing the UK tradition of paying off continental empires to fight their land battles, while the UK only has to fight in the seas and in a smaller land front. (Refering to the UK's strategy in the Napoleonic Wars)

[@duskpede5146]

and the 7 years war... and ww2

[@Trill-Is-Real]

@@duskpede5146lol

[@johnpijano4786]

​@@duskpede5146eh. Ww1 and ww2 did not follow that strategem for the most part. Ww2? The fall of British forces in Asia. The participation of the UK/Commonwealth Army in Africa, Italy, France, Burma. The Americans in WW2 played the same way as the Brits, yet they just were able to do what they did but larger.

[@duskpede5146]

@@johnpijano4786 bro the eastern front. britian did not fight on the eastern front.

[@justsomeguywatchingyoutube8104]

@@duskpede5146 he didn't even mention the eastern front at all

[@Oakley_4082]

About 30 seconds in an golden already trying to start and African safari a true golden moment

[@Dovoline3]

That China play is actually some 200 IQ big brain stuff tho. Sacrifice Hong Kong to invert the Century of Humiliation, what a play!

[@bigbubble4282]

5:51: "He's a jingoist kid" Just like most Paradox players.

[@XxEntaroAdunxX]

3:48 it's actually Golden is actually saying "Zhong guo" and not "John guo." Golden is yelling "China!" in chinese lmao.

[@Level100Snivy]

Germany: This is a crisis. Can we get all of the world's diplomats over here? Japan: I'm coming over. Germany: Ok, Not you. Amazing exchange.

[@equilintogo5378]

Such disrespect is what drove Japan mad in the 1930s btw

[@thegamerboytgb4350]

Russia*

[@shirovergavesta7883]

well he is a child in the game

[@vihankrishna9644]

he was a 2 year old jingoist so i mean

[@LaifuHaiku]

Golden just instinctively said swimmy when german empire formed early in the game when it is Jake that done that. Swimmy German PTSD vibe here

[@typicaljaguar9155]

RENT FREE

[@jacobmartin1100]

Rare Golden W this game. Actually playing the game as UK properly and people being idiotic and not consulting him before doing anything abroad, then fuming when he intervenes. If you want to expand you can just *ask* him and there's probably some way to work out a deal instead of trying and failing to hugbox him before 1850. People should've absolutely dismembered Germany for forming that early. Russia literally gave him the rest of Poland on a platter and France seemingly gave up Alsace for no good reason. There is no diplo that ever justifies that leniency with an 1840 Germany. Then when they try and gang up on him for voicing opposition to it, then proceed to seethe when he wins and then continues to oppose what is clearly a massive bloc pointing at him and the rest of the world. It's rare to see Golden not having the brainrot, but it's certainly interesting.

[@SOAVGaming]

I don't like how when he was assuming the hugbox would win he immediately got upset about all the people he picked fights with wanting to hit him back. Not bad play, but average Golden cope.

[@Razgriz032]

@@SOAVGaming I mean, he play as UK. In this era, everything should be consulted with UK first

[@GAarcher]

*"Golden never did anything wrong"*

[@GAarcher]

*Safari denialists*

[@user-vv4gz7lq1e]

Whilst I agree with your points, this is clearly golden's alt

[@AHersheyHere]

England giving up a ninty-nine year lease to save the crown jewel of the British Empire is such a great move.

[@jshadowhunter]

100 not 1000.

[@bigmankeithgrowler]

@@jshadowhunter 99 not 100

[@AHersheyHere]

@@bigmankeithgrowler good catch.

[@Inucroft]

Hong Kong island, was ceded in perpetuality. It is the mainland areas (which hosted most of the later modern utilities) were the areas leased

[@AHersheyHere]

@@Inucroft There we go, that is what my memory was half-recalling.

[@Boxghost574]

If you analyze it, Jake tried to do what Swimmy did. Except he had to plan it in advance instead of relying on superior swigma diplomacy and army. And he did worse than swimmy too since he didn't even get past the dominate Europe part.

[@bigbubble4282]

"Are you guys just working together? No Conflict?" "Are there just no big wars in Vicky 3?" The problem is that Swimmy isn't in this game, meaning there's nobody to completely piss on world order and provoke a giant world war (aka Swimplomacy).

[@lavascopersecondaccount3099]

U mean swigmaplomacy, the only kind of diplomacy a swigma male would do

[@gideonmele1556]

Raj and Chinese doomstacks marching through Siberia against France-Russia-Germany is so cursed

[@pspublic13]

This game seriously needs a big war rework with better attrition and supply mechanics.

[@vihankrishna9644]

@@pspublic13 i mean in this case irregulars need would need less supply so chinese stacks would probably be better supplied anyway kinda like how in hoi sp its best to play siberia with 10 w mountaineers/inf

[@EntityVsEntityInteractions]

I mean Golden is just repaying China for the help he got in the first war lol, seems fair and lore consistent

[@yousaidthusly461]

2:42 “C h i n a w i l l g r o w l a r g e r.”

[@Ag76945]

Imagine getting outplayed by Golden

[@GAarcher]

*It was a conspiracy against golden and GOLDEN WON*

[@the-wanderer111]

So France, Germany, and Russia in 1840 couldn't beat the UK. Sounds like a skill issue to me.

[@gideonmele1556]

The Chinese and Raj stacks in Siberia

[@Krom1212]

Germany had zero casualties, so they weren't really a factor in that war anyway

[@Brent-jj6qi]

@@Krom1212they should’ve helped fight china

[@Zechariah_Mathieson1871]

@@Krom1212 I mean it's still kind of dumb, why join the war if you aren't going to do anything, especially if you are a Great Power like Germany

[@maxpont8989]

Fleets take literal years to build in this game

[@Daniel-wy3tc]

Rare golden being in the right W

[@gideonmele1556]

Was he though?

[@jjmav9]

@@gideonmele1556 1000%. He got hugboxed over not wanting Germany to form in 1840.

[@GAarcher]

*HE NEVER LOST GOLDEN WON WON*

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

Golden 100% right. Cheese is salty

[@bigcheese993]

Yeah I was salty I asked Jake (Germany) and Zoomer (Russia) how confident they were to go in for India and I trusted them and I lost horribly because of it and then I was getting horrible radical events that made me more sour through the game.

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

@@bigcheese993 oof, the unreliable ally

[@Brent-jj6qi]

@@bigcheese993You picked people (KZbin) enough to give you mega Germany for free, of course they’re too (KZbin) to not throw a war

[@serganta8861]

@@bigcheese993 It's all part of the script guys :)

[@caydenl.4878]

Ah yes, the game where Cheese (France) has to fight back tears when the game doesnt go his way.

[@bigcheese993]

😭😭😭

[@1nsaniel]

Golden is literally gaslighting him, and he can behave like a bitch because he has immunity being Bo's boyfriend. I get cheese frustration

[@jjmav9]

@@bigcheese993 no cheese dont crie :(

[@IMP_ROM]

Which one was Cheese?

[@SkepCakes]

​@@IMP_ROM France

[@chase4417]

France: I joined a hugbox against you because I was afraid you'd go in on me! UK: So is that why you decided to go and paint a massive target on your back by joining that war? France: See you're retaliating against me you're proving my point! Rare Golden W?

[@velnz5475]

To be fair without China its likely Cheese wouldve at the very least gotten white peace. Instead of Golden going in on him strait after a war with Germany and Russia... power in numbers?

[@orrorsaness5942]

Yup

[@GAarcher]

*GOLDEN WON GOLDEN WON*

[@orrorsaness5942]

@@GAarcher IKR 😅

[@NMCSG]

Bruh Bo not knowing he was saying “Zhong Guo” (meaning China) and instead John Gwuo is the most European thing ever.

[@antorseax9492]

It's Braun who does the subtitles.

[@SkepCakes]

John Gwuo numba one

[@maciejbala477]

it's Braun's fault. He can't really spell that well anyway. Always misspells "separate"

[@antorseax9492]

@@maciejbala477 He has worse English than Bo, a Dane.

[@colbygordon6936]

@@antorseax9492 He is after all, and God forgive me for saying this, a y*nk.

[@alexG106]

France: let me help destroy the UK France after losing: why is the UK not playing ball with me?

[@dorktriogamer2865]

Britain: im defending my ally who hped me beat you 20 years ago because you attacked me France: i had to attack you because you wouldve attacked me, like you are now, just, y'know, without provocation

[@winowmak3r]

I think Cheese's point was that if he didn't knock the UK down a peg or two early on like that he'd eventually become too powerful and just dick on France and anyone else at will (Like he was doing right at that moment, telling him that France 'wasn't allowed' a treaty port in China). The only shot France had of preventing that was to join Germany and Russia in their bid to take India. I don't think he's necessarily wrong either. Golden was telling other people what they could or could not do like seconds into that video. Either way, it was an amazing war. Golden knew what he was signing up for by playing an aggressive UK and I think the others did too but they just failed at their head shot attempt.

[@alect525]

@@winowmak3r Nah, Golden isn't Swimmy who will just invade nations (including his allies) for no reason. He'll demand your compliance and then be pretty chill, if not competent.

[@AstinCrow]

​@@winowmak3rTo be fair, he's the British Empire. He kind of decides how shit is on the world stage already. He quickly pointed out an obvious hugbox when it appeared, with Russia giving Germany Poland on a platter and France just, for whatever reason, gives up Alsace as if it doesn't matter to allow a 1840 Germany. Said hugbox then immediately went in on him with a mega alliance just because he pointed out something that made zero sense. They don't have a right to complain for messing up, lol. Golden played it smart and they ate it for not. Not his fault for playing his role adequately.

[@HDreamer]

I mean it's not like they played together for the first time. Golden dicks on everyone else every single time in these games, when he thinks he's strong enough. So why wouldn't people try to counteract that by forming a hugbox? There is no rule that nations have to accept British supremacy in this era, only reason it sort of happened in real life was, because they distrusted each other just as much, if not more, than the British. Why not allow a diplomatic german Unification that turns everyone into friends in Central Europe 150 years early? And France did stuff without British approval all the time in real life, I am pretty sure.

[@winowmak3r]

@@alect525 And that's cool but what if you don't want to be told what to do? That's an OK way to play the game too.

[@UnknownTuber450]

5:17 "What age did you become ruler, huh?" - the one-year-old emperor of Japan

[@elyisusking3603]

"What If The UK World Policed in a game that takes place in the 19th century" Me: ahhh yes, the grass is green

[@fot6771]

France’s radical events need a rework honestly. Cheese said in a reply that he was mad because of the radicals and stuff. Paris starts with a huge furniture factory that is very hard to make profitable because it’s like lvl 15 furniture with only 4 wood in the state to support it, so the result is Paris becomes a radical factory that will cripple France internally

[@justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716]

tbf paris spawning infinite radicals is pretty fitting lmao.

[@Brent-jj6qi]

@@justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716actually historical ngl

[@ethanyeung6216]

Sounds lore accurate tnh

[@bencurran3204]

The counter move with hong kong to fuck their hugbox was honestly based. I thought this was just going to be a golden schizo game but he was justified

[@mischaprudon3316]

2:42 😂 Lol the command and conquer china battle music 😂

[@Eren-px2sr]

That stream was fucking awesome from Golden's pov. Can't believe Emperor Zhanguo helped him beat 3 great powers and stay number 1 GP for the entire game.

[@saulgallagher5668]

Imagine having the skill to form Germany in 1840, and then getting absolutely shitcanned when you 3v1 someone LUL

[@christianbroadbent7489]

"""skill"" getting the players to bend over backwards for you cos your the host then losing in a 3v1 and staying mad about it, Germany player was incompetent as hell.

[@GAarcher]

*It was a conspiracy against golden and GOLDEN WON WON*

[@PermadeathHD]

There is zero skill, he literally rigged it and made a deal pregame with Austria and France

[@saulgallagher5668]

@@christianbroadbent7489 yep, you got the content of my comment correct

[@christianbroadbent7489]

@@saulgallagher5668 Don't sas me boy or you'll get a paddling.

[@DP-ic2lz]

The Skidibi of Denmark has released another banger

[@Hai-Fat]

Golden fanum taxed this game

[@pashauzan]

Kill me

[@alexanderd6793]

I will literally kms if I see this one more time.

[@mydogisliving]

new video lets goo

[@flyingtoast2708]

2:40 “China will grow larger”

[@FumoPliskin]

French player is so whiney for losing the hugbox war that was heavily in their favor lmao.

[@colbygordon6936]

Cheese is genuinely the worst addition to the cast since Dressel. (The MUH IWO JIIIIIMA and losing to AI Czech guy.)

[@F1reStartr]

It genuinely baffles me how Golden manages to piss everyone off in the first 5 minutes of a game.

[@antorseax9492]

This time it was by calling out Jake rigging the game

[@temperatur3975]

Long live Emperor Zhong Guo

[@panzercreed5417]

"Inept in retreat, inefficient in advance, insufferable in victory." Bo's comments regarding Golden, Prime Minister of Great Britain.

[@totallynotmiku]

UK world Police? Sounds like the UK in irl.

[@misfit___misfit___]

another EASY victory for goldenbros

[@eatafox]

This feels so authentic. The UK just NEEDING to get their nose in every world conflict and demanding their terms as if its already a given that they are superior and have won.

[@roadent217]

And yet the UK *is* superior and *have* won. Britbros can't stop winning! Golden W!

[@strategystuff5080]

This is why you either need to not have a Germany, or have clear rules on how to deal with Germany. Victoria 3 the whole game is British supremacy, and the fate of Germany. Letting Germany form in 1840, without a good reason, is like the Soviets joining the axis in a hoi4 historical MP

[@NoMouthNoScream]

First time I'm glad Golden didn't lose

[@unknown9126]

The generals soundtrack for China :) China will grow larger!

[@spiffy8601]

havent seen the actual video yet and i already know its golden

[@Alkatriaz]

appreciate the CnC generals music braun

[@jeff_underscore9244]

So historical UK of this time period?

[@martiabellan696]

7:00 its actually a sick sick burn, like damn! So funny 😂😂

[@Samuel-p17]

And thats why all the great powers feared nothing more than a coalition against them back then

[@jansiekierski2762]

Most entertaining game I've seen in a while, waiting for part 2

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Golden had a rare W this game.

[@juilui5165]

Best video in a minute! They all gas but this one was fire

[@mentalillness1574]

Golden referring to calling in China as “pulling the emergency ripcord” is fucking hilarious to me for some reason. This might be the biggest W golden has ever taken in a game

[@squifftopher]

Huge win for goldenbros

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

Italy: You expect me to sail all the way around Africa? The World: How else do you get to India?

[@0ld_Scratch]

A Victoria 3 upload and yet no Swimmy shenanigans, sad day indeed.

[@Andre-uu5xv]

Me reading the intro text: “Huh, I wonder if the UK is gonna be Swimmy or *video starts* Golden….”

[@RubberToeYT]

Vic3 in a nutshell being great as always

[@ARampantJesus]

fr this is the most reasonable i've ever seen golden in one of these

[@libriumekol]

Thanks for the video!

[@balinthehater8205]

My reaction to the final scene: And thats how self fulfilling prophecies work

[@prinzigor]

9/10 vid, would go into default again because im not allowed to sell tunis

[@cron1807]

I love when someone gets mad because they made a bad play and get punished for it

[@zachdrago8130]

I don’t know I think it’s funnier when golden rages after losing

[@ASTMVN]

I literally read the intro and said to myself "oh yeah, Golden Time" before listening to see whether or not it was golden and I was right first try. Never change, man.

[@weeg2141]

Need a part two this chese nb is maldong heavy

[@thejacktator133]

That Butch from Fallout 3 callback. LMAO. 0:44

[@paytonwurst1689]

*reads intro* yep either Golden or Swimmy

[@nomnomxddd7341]

"cough up the civs" vol.2 I hear

[@ZoomerReal]

we fumbled the bag...

[@bigcheese993]

yeah... =(

[@greengreen5841]

He cant keep getting away with it😭😭😭

[@Brent-jj6qi]

You created your own golden plated bag with extra armor, and still fumbled it

[@colbygordon6936]

Literally handpicked to stack the game in Germany's favour and still lost to an AI lmao. Unironically worse at Vic3 than Dressel was at Hoi4.

[@_DutchRaptorX_]

If a part 2 of this video will be released, its definitly gonna end up in everyone forming a coalition Against Golden

[@tubasil8786]

Golden was extremely based in this one

[@omegaalpha-th8mf]

this is some ever victorious army LARP

[@janehrahan5116]

I'm sure this video will be... Golden.

[@danielgeleen]

Bokoen Uploads a video, on my birthday? And its Vicky 3 ? Damn i really got my early birthday presen t:)

[@smelly551]

Ooof yeah these games seem like tons of fun....

[@Runesmiths]

A golden uk let's see how fast he fucks up the game

[@alexanderd6793]

Give him 30min

[@adsads8778]

looks like he is doing pretty well so far

[@FreedomPuppy]

This seems to be a rare game where Golden is in the right, and won.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

​@@FreedomPuppyWe're so back Goldbros.

[@eveei]

france: 7.3 mil russia: 6 mil germany: 4 mil england: 2 mil > still lose war 3v1 > this game sucks

[@giaxo1739]

Nice task bar you got there.

[@ThuperSuper]

Bruh Jake is a snake for trying this though.

[@neutron7015]

Vic 3 is back LESS GO

[@heathsharrock1314]

Next session of this game would be awesome 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@fireironthesecond2909]

Nobody: Gladstone in this timeline: “Bing chilling 🍦”

[@flintube2622]

I knew immediately from the intro that it would be Golden

[@Alex-xh9wo]

Tony Blair RP

[@cerillant2797]

Classic ratkoen being a golden shill

[@spookyyy3]

This is the cheese fall from grace after his performance in warno

[@luke_sky1200]

Im saying to my self now im going to sleep. Then Bokoen1 new Video i guess i dont have sleep

[@Clayster98]

nice taskbar bo

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Rare cheese L. Slobbin' the nob of Germany as France.

[@Whatatwist2009]

Man that was a salty game

[@griffinfisher5421]

Cheese is no longer sad Golden, he is angry Golden

[@MisterFoxton]

I love France justifying a prior war based on actions that Golden is currently taking.

[@kevincastillomorales4858]

“This game actually sucks” truer words have never been said

[@Presario3440]

This vicky series is so based I need to see the full VOD

[@ItsShii]

Wtf calimeroo in the bokoen viccie 3