German Foreign Policy - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell

[@Zwijger]

Did you have a stroke writing the intro text?

[@Bokoen1]

I mean I'll be honest, the intro deleted itself 3 times as Adobe crashed when rendering. So I didn't give a fuck with the last one I wrote.

[@badbadbadkarma12]

@@Bokoen1 windows movie maker works every time.

[@Mikk528]

It's hard to write intros inside of a clown car.

[@warcrimeenjoyer219]

Bokoen1 the clown car was that strong

[@EliteMax2]

@@Bokoen1 why did you heart yourself, that's gay

[@Jimbo55151]

Austria’s scared “Bo” as he switched to the USSR was great

[@spiderduckpig]

5:33

[@michael120.]

>1.6K likes >2 month old comment >1 reply how

[@timtams_6]

@@michael120. a good comment doesn't need replies

[@Karan-zg9bm]

Heh.

[@jasrajdhillon2658]

The USSR anthem was an awesome touch lmao

[@Mat-cf7xj]

No one: Swimmy: Enemies to the west, enemies to the east

[@kazsura9812]

Enemies to the south and north

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

"No more enemies to the north" *dabs on the British navy

[@Kali_io]

Jokers to the west and clowns to the east

[@End3rDJgaming]

germany to austria: clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.

[@bulldowozer5858]

He's like The Kaiser and Mustache-man combined.

[@lorenzosgarza]

When Swimmy plays a nation, a clown car and a gank follow his trails like hounds.

[@piyo744]

except that one china game

[@ollie-zf3jj]

clown car music starts blaring

[@ShaddySoldier]

It's always great to see a swimmy gamw

[@jackflores5217]

Swimmy: "I killed 2 million russians for you" College: *entire country getting sieged down by the russian horde*

[@lefroggy6233]

Better go siege the French

[@lordother]

Oh there's going to be a lot more dead in the next part

[@morsletum5348]

Yeah but that was his own fault.He had no army.

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

You think 2 millions Russians is anything in the Russian army?

[@ComradeHellas]

Laughs in Soviet life expectancy and fertility rate

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

"I'm literally getting cyber bullied guys!" - Emperor Franz Joseph, 1867

[@victorconway444]

"Yeah yeah, KYS buddy! KYS buddy! KYS!" - Sultan Abdulaziz, 1867

[@ElPastalero]

franzj

[@Kromiball]

"After you were like "No Lombardia, me no let Italy"." - President Benito Juárez, 1867

[@Autissima]

ISP frustratedly screaming "I am now" just has great energy

[@jerec1267]

First was recreating the cause of the french revolution, and now he's roleplaying kaiser wilhelm II. I think swimmy might be taking the "historical" part of these games a bit too literally

[@adarheim1013]

@Usuário Sarcástico but in their games, you could just talk them into an alliance, but Swimmy makes them angry and this creates the so called "historical" scenarios

[@felipesubiabre314]

He literally managed to pull out a wilhelm ii, and make it even worse. On the bright side, *The High seas fleet won in this fucking timeline*

[@adarheim1013]

@@felipesubiabre314 *Bismarck did not get sunk*

[@adarheim1013]

@M.Hoppmann oh sorry, wrong ship, there was one ship similar to bismarck in ww1, forgot the name

[@adarheim1013]

​@M.Hoppmann it was similar in the sense that it sunk more ships than any other during that time and seeing that there was not much naval engagements, makes it a notable achievement

[@winters2144]

Bo: The British Navy is gonna get clapped by Germany Germany and Britain: What are you talking about? That's fake news! Royal Navy: Proceeds to get clapped by the High Seas Fleet.

[@firebird4491]

Thank you I had quite the chuckle

[@felipesubiabre314]

@CommandoDude Tirpitz's no longer rolling in his grave!

[@polytopiaislife1255]

The fact that ISP finally broke his meme composure got me laughing so hard. I've never seen him genuinely pissed off before. (Except when he was drunk and yelling at Valefisk when playing Minecraft.)

[@hostomelhorsehoarder]

what video is that

[@jilles13nl]

​@@hostomelhorsehoarder pretty sure it was the "Survival Island" video

[@hostomelhorsehoarder]

@@jilles13nl I love you so much

[@stevenderoost9506]

Germany: pisses somebody off. His enemies: “GET IN THE CAR”

[@ComradeHellas]

The punishment wagon

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@ComradeHellas the clown bang wagon

[@camkilfoyle8167]

ISP's "I- well- you- and it's- alkajshskshshs I AM NOW" fucking kills me every time

[@despacito_boi4484]

Swimmy: “Unlike you College i dont respect women” Someone clip that

[@croco3671]

It's literally a clip in the video

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

King

[@despacito_boi4484]

Croco your comedy levels are too low

[@spiderduckpig]

Based

[@heronb.4965]

@@spiderduckpig based? based on what?

[@narxisym]

*germany, austria and the ottomans in a confrence* germany: “yo ottomans join austria” austria: “why?” germany: “he would take the caucasus, we take the oil and win the war” “ *damn* “ “what? (x2)” “hello?” *german military strategy: 100*

[@snottierfaun]

One-handed weapon 100

[@cronk5268]

Germany wants to take caucuses. Hey i seen this one before.

[@thebitgamer2425]

“You’re in it too, ISP” “I AM NOW!” Lmao

[@polskipolak1129]

Germany : *Exists* Rest of the world : FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!!

[@BoyGaming-sx6gd]

BRING ME FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Hi

[@chillaxo9863]

Why the people still write it wrong?

[@vedsingh9785]

@@BoyGaming-sx6gd historically accurate tbh

[@rajaman4463]

Swimmy be like: "THERE ARE ENEMIES ALL AROUND MEEEE, AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" While running around his office room in his underwear, waving around a revolver at imaginary threats while Bo, Jake, and ISP snicker outside a window

[@Wickedonezz]

There kinda are enemies on all sides

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@Wickedonezz because he threw shite in a all dierections

[@WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@@wilmagregg3131 But Germany is almost always going to be enemies with France and Russia, hence they are always are surrounded. France has got an ocean to west of them and weak enemies with mountain ranges to the south and a channel to their north there only true threat comes from the east i.e. Germany. While Russia has weak enemies in the east and their really threat is from the west i.e Germany. There is a reason why Russia and France allied a lot of times through history to contain Germany.

[@davisluong2060]

Don’t know what video you were watching. Jake was blockaded and couldn’t do anything. Bo got clapped in one ear.

[@donotlookherethereisnothing]

"You keep building the enemies up man! This clown car is tiny but many people can get out! We're all pretty small!"

[@lechef3473]

This is the perfect representation of German foreign policy after Bismarck’s death.

[@Zarafin]

Germany after Franco-Prussian war: I want to fight everyone

[@xjdjaws]

7:22 Best 180 from helpful advice to immediate enemies. 10/10

[@YitzharVered]

"just win" reminds me of the quote from Isai about the neutral: "the key to a good neutral is to not get hit" Thanks Isai.

[@snottierfaun]

If you're homeless...just...buy a house? *Random girl fixes homelessness and poverty problems*

[@despacito_boi4484]

6:47 United states immediately after ww2

[@Notale3]

More like role playing Hitler 50’years early

[@megashark0305]

Correction: 6:24 US after WWII

[@despacito_boi4484]

megashark0305 :thonk:

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Rhein is mine" France is the new Stingy. This mailbox is mine. And this triagonal sign! That blue balloon, the month of June. They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

[@matthewatkins2248]

Alsace-Lorraine is mine, aswell as the Rhein! This new platoon, your incoming doom! They’re mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

[@Hadahuda]

what you mean *alsace*

[@Hadahuda]

i see you everywhere baradar jones and i think you are a robot and igmeisyf

[@Jimbo55151]

Austria: Ganked Russia: Stalinized Swimmy: Triggered yep, it’s clown car time

[@YitzharVered]

"Unlike you I don't respect woman" -Swimmy, 2020.

[@bootlegcrusader1773]

M.R Wakawaka college is a simp

[@delchannel97172]

king statement right there

[@MechWarrior894]

I thought he said he respected women, which made it funnier.

[@beknown63]

Otto von Bismarck: We must become friends with France and Russia, or our proud state will collapse. Swimmy: haha battleship go pew pew

[@FireSignd]

You mean the UK and Russia. Bismarck wanted to isolate France from the rest of Europe because he feared they would want vengeance for the franco-prussian war of 1870/71.

[@FireSignd]

@Juan Vucetich What? Bismarck wanted to be friends with the UK and Russia because of this reason. His goal was to isolate France so Germany would not have to fight a war on two fronts, or against two big allies. Bismarck did *not* want to be friends with France, and France would never have been friends with Bismarcks Germany, especially not after 1871.

[@TheMrTapani]

Intro in short: "Germany did bad diplomacy and pissed everyone off"

[@John_Pugh]

5:29 Mr tsar I don’t feel so good

[@hyperion3145]

5:55 This is what I imagine what Europeans see when they look at American diplomacy

[@The_Angel420]

Hyperion pretty much 😂

[@shinsenshogun900]

European IQ on the Spanish-American War

[@vaurix_]

God ISPs “dtt wh- Im- I AM NOW!” Is one of my favorite moments ever from these

[@marny3559]

Greg: Dddooonnnttt yyyooouuu ssstttiiilll hhhaaavvveee ooonnneee mmmiiilll Also Greg: Situations fine, it's fine ,how are you?

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

"I sunk the entire British navy!" I'm gonna have to have the Prussian anthem playing loud here now.

[@these2kings0305]

So Swimmy is just going all in on the "historical" route. He's basically just Kaiser Wilhelm II at this point, being friends with Austria while pissing off the entirety of the continent.

[@hunter2470]

"I'm 100k in debt" "what"

[@Max-cg7mp]

Germany’s reaction to being surrounded by several clown cars is the definitive representation of surprised pikachu face meme.

[@luxiusilluminus2844]

" I'm a man of my word" " You threw me under the bus!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

[@zdog058]

watching swimmy actually be a monster is like entering the twilight zone.

[@TheAnticapitalist1]

Finally, some good content to watch in quarantine.

[@chillinnabox]

bo; *takes anger out on austria for germany's bs when they're neutral* swimmy gets triggered< swimmy: *takes anger out on france for everyone's bs when they're neutral* everyone gets triggered< the duality of man

[@Rdogkilling55]

The English high seas clown car rolls up with Ironclads in 1898 would defiantly make it to my top 5 bruh moments

[@The_Boomer_]

“Im sorry how much do you weigh?” Holy shit i wasn’t expecting that lmfao!

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Don’t take Mali while the king goes on tour to let everyone know how rich he is

[@shinsenshogun900]

Ha, fascist pig flex facts

[@mte989]

Swimmy being an abusive husband to College was brutal

[@larsduim]

Bo: "You better get that navy out of there or I'll call in the royal navy" German high seas fleet: starts singing Der mächtigste König im Luftrevier.

[@Tensei007]

ISP playing Italy is the most enjoyable experience in vic2 that I've ever seen.

[@partylizard8343]

I've always found that Rilber instantly improved any video he was in.

[@galaxyred7]

True. May he rest in peace…

[@komorulerm8617]

This was the best Victoria 2 episode I mean ISP got pissed and swimmy was actually some what winning

[@ebinshumate3132]

1:55 to 2:17 I love how everyone is already making plans on how to carve up Austria between them

[@kaiserfuzhelmiii2416]

7:53 "alright...COLLEGE GET IN THE CAR! *GET IN THE CAR* "

[@TaylorPrem]

Bo: nothing like being a social democratic nation. Me: looking at ideology in parenthesis saying communism.

[@NightGoatTV]

lol the terms are messy but "social democrat" used to be associated with communism

[@southbum]

"Me no make ally me go by self"

[@daelinproudmoore6816]

The best RP of Wilhelm II that I've ever seen.

[@ws5273]

ISP has such a way with words…and I love it

[@danior1732]

This is hands down one of the best videos you uploaded Bo. An instant classic. A single tear run down my cheek as I was laughing my ass of on the shittter.

[@birbolea8720]

7:35 That's what the Italians also said until they got invaded by the Allies

[@nedegame]

Germany: You threw me under the bus last war!

[@Schweizer_Politik]

I mean What did you expect from a country that never wanted to go to war.

[@eyyze]

>sieges down nearly all of Austria "we cool and good buddies" >Germany sieges nearly all of France "that's going too far" bruh

[@gladosglados369]

I love how ISP had a second of confusion before making his decision lmao.

[@algerieball.4156]

Just realised that golden allways plays as the ottomans

[@theinternet3585]

This was a very emotional movie Would watch again

[@bigjtexas2309]

Jake went from, “The Rhine is mine!” To “Please stop beating me so badly....”

[@tramachi7027]

I just love how Swimmy RPed Germany right there xD

[@lapikolko2]

Swimmy never made me laugh that bad until now. This video is golden.

[@maybemaeb]

This fucking game, lmao. Swimmy and College are, like, the picture of an abusive relationship.

[@normantea2301]

"It would appear that Britannia does not rule the waves after all."

[@israelgonzales4777]

Oh my God I would love to see this episode in an full animation I can see ISP and Swimmiy doing an arm tug of war with College in the middle.

[@eveei]

9:54 the fact Austria Hungary is saying that to Germany just makes it x3 funnier

[@maxkennedy8075]

I had several strokes while watching this. The clown car energy knows no bounds

[@teamsarcasm-redacted2032]

LEROYYYY SWIMMY Austria gets clapped due to peace treaty with Russia Well at least I have Finland

[@guglielmoborzoni3017]

I would have never thought of seeing Austria-Hungary saying to another state : "You are a Failed country". Talk about the irony.

[@gernhard.reinholdsen]

Swimmy is the biggest chad change my mind.

[@mattevans4377]

Swimmy doesn't make memes. He is himself a meme.

[@novustempestus3389]

The quarantine has really given Victoria 2 meme games a ton of potential bc people actually have time to play it.

[@konduktorpklpriv3133]

College: Exists ISP: *GET IN THE CAR*

[@deadlydestroya]

I'm proud swimmy this time.

[@exodus0717]

Ah yes the german foreign policy, Teddy roosevelt's big stick diplomacy perfected

[@trenton7156]

I like How Germany just kept adding more and more and more enimies

[@arnehenkel8011]

RIP Rilber

[@galaxyred7]

It’s so sad ;(

[@Loespoes]

Man swimmy is about to endsieg this 😂

[@benjesterw]

I always upvote Vic 2 nutshell videos before watching

[@Harroi]

Swimmy claims to be a good Germany, and yet he fears the wrath of ISP Italy. Curious.

[@tristane3444]

I'm getting serious Wilhelm vibes from swimmy

[@ethanramos4441]

Germany: I’m a man of word *Austria loses Lombardy*

[@Spartan12]

Admiral Scheer is rolling over in his grave somewhere out of joy from the last 30 seconds of this video

[@hanselsihotang]

*"There's something wrong with our bloody ships today!"* Says Admiral Beatty, as he throws another fleet of shitty monitors against the German High Seas Fleet...

[@mackenziecoleman8103]

Austria is like a child picking between their parents in the middle of a divorce when everyone was getting into the clown car

[@Robopercy]

Bo & Co:*Dicks on weaker alliance member bc they can’t beat Swimmy* Swimmy:*Goes in on weaker player in retaliation bc he can’t join the war* Bo and Co.:*Surprised pikachu face*

[@Bzons]

Britain: My navy is perfectly strong. Britain's navy: *dies*

[@friendlymerchant7001]

pls do more vic2. it has the best player interaction imo

[@shadosnake]

I didn't realize the techno union was part of the allies the more you e i o oh eeeee aa know

[@walnzell9328]

5:30 Bo goes communist and immediately eats? Impossible! Then again he would be the head of the party and government.

[@Biggus_Nickus]

Chad swimmy and pet college vs virgin bokoen bois

[@memesnahgee5259]

It’s this video! For some reason, at random moments, Bo going “You piece of shit, you god damn fucker” enters my brain

[@danorith]

It's always such a great time when ISP is on the video

[@michelangeloceccardi3871]

I never heard ISP yell like that before lmfao

[@colton1325]

Things normally heard on a bokoen1 video: Hey swimmy x10 Thank you swimmy x4

[@NotSpritey]

I like how Austria didn't do anything. Then Mexico got angry over Germany attacking France but not Russia..? Very epik

[@NDScalio]

This video is legendary to me, well, every Vic II video is legendary haha

[@somepolishmoment9118]

Swimmy: *insults several people*. The rest of the group: *Angry clown car noises*

[@remag-yx4ed]

Everyone laughing at Germany for throwing Austria under the bus Also Germany: *"I just sunk the entire fucking British navy!"*

[@willjennings2674]

Video has been up 1 minute. GREAT VIDEO

[@fogudevstuff]

7:50 COLLEGE, GET IN THE CAR!!