The Russian Invasion of America - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell

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@Bokoen1
@Bokoen1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm seeing fighter jets over I-95!
@globul3410
@globul3410 3 жыл бұрын
pog
@kipraslukaitis
@kipraslukaitis 3 жыл бұрын
pog
@David-pr1mh
@David-pr1mh 3 жыл бұрын
How the hell did they get through?!
@n0t_kgb253
@n0t_kgb253 3 жыл бұрын
alternative title: election 2016 in a nutshell
@keirangray902
@keirangray902 3 жыл бұрын
GET TO THE BURGER TOWN!
@swtrooper42
@swtrooper42 3 жыл бұрын
*Braun shoots himself in the foot* Braun: Why would Bo do this to me?
@HugostarGames
@HugostarGames 3 жыл бұрын
Braun shoots himself in the foot and lets himself bleed out
@huittlaarma9455
@huittlaarma9455 3 жыл бұрын
practically every game
@rileydunn75
@rileydunn75 3 жыл бұрын
Braun reminds me of this stoner skid from high school who would ask to borrow GoT books and never give them back.
@TravisBroski
@TravisBroski 3 жыл бұрын
Braun: *declares war on Russia* Its to be historical. Also Braun: I can’t believe Bo would ruin this game.
@kieraniverson590
@kieraniverson590 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't shoot himself in the foot he straight up cut his leg off
@dudeman1359
@dudeman1359 3 жыл бұрын
Denial: you can't peace me out Anger: you're literally the Nazis Depression: I'm the underdog here Bargaining: I'll do a white peace Acceptance: Russian New York
@Koni_35
@Koni_35 2 жыл бұрын
why doesnt this have any replies
@fachrisejarawan6857
@fachrisejarawan6857 2 жыл бұрын
no revenge?
@yomamashousern_
@yomamashousern_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@fachrisejarawan6857 revenge: Cold War
@thememehead
@thememehead 2 жыл бұрын
Dread it. Run from it. Russian new York arrives all the same.
@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets
@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets Жыл бұрын
@@Koni_35 It does it has five
@s.a.g5417
@s.a.g5417 3 жыл бұрын
I love how 98% of the video is just loading screens and rehosting the game, really gives you that vic 2 mp feeling
@that1calledsam288
@that1calledsam288 3 жыл бұрын
@Rick James Victoria III 2077
@aidanryan2819
@aidanryan2819 3 жыл бұрын
@Rick James Paradox has got worse in their latest games. hopefully they can fix ck3, and imperator(now actualy decient with latest patch). We want our lobbies back. if you have more than 5 people its impossible to get them to not do anything while they wait for a player to load the save.
@TheButterMinecart1
@TheButterMinecart1 3 жыл бұрын
It's probably because of the mod they're using. When I play I only have a rehost every 20-30 years.
@andrewgagne4465
@andrewgagne4465 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheButterMinecart1 that's cap, if your taking about vic 2 then I'm not sure but ck3 mp is borderline unplayable
@thecommandant341
@thecommandant341 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidanryan2819 CK3 Is doing fine for me.
@GodSpeedYouCamus
@GodSpeedYouCamus 3 жыл бұрын
Declares war on Russia *Dies* “Not my fault.”
@Byebyeyoutube666
@Byebyeyoutube666 3 жыл бұрын
Russia: ?
@hyperion5053
@hyperion5053 3 жыл бұрын
As the wise man once said "claims to be pro-life, dies anyway"
@jec3830
@jec3830 3 жыл бұрын
Hitler 1945
@jte7438
@jte7438 3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is this? The Trump Administration?
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 3 жыл бұрын
@@jte7438 uh that dosent really work but this joke does work perfectly with bush "now watch this drive" i still cant belive that was real.
@TheSniperBoy
@TheSniperBoy 3 жыл бұрын
Braun somehow made Swimmy look reasonable.
@dasderpdood228
@dasderpdood228 3 жыл бұрын
The grand autismo war has begun
@luigiff3431
@luigiff3431 3 жыл бұрын
If you put those two in a game of vicky 2 alone as great powers, they'll manage to get down to uncivilized nations real quick
@greekguy5647
@greekguy5647 3 жыл бұрын
Wha ? Swmy is always playing 6D chess, you are just missing the big picture
@JBGARINGAN
@JBGARINGAN 3 жыл бұрын
But seriously even though Swimmy is quick to anger at least he can be spoken with (albeit unreasonable at times) meanwhile Braun is almost always unreasonable and meme screams his mic.
@frankthefrankfrank8138
@frankthefrankfrank8138 3 жыл бұрын
Braun was right
@bigbubble4282
@bigbubble4282 3 жыл бұрын
>"I'm standing up to tyranny" >"Bo I'm not gonna fight you" Does Braun not see the cognitive dissonance?
@dylanwillmon5672
@dylanwillmon5672 3 жыл бұрын
He is peacefully standing up to tyranny, he didn't even have an army those were just groups of peaceful protesters
@newromanianmappernrm4420
@newromanianmappernrm4420 3 жыл бұрын
He's staying right where he is to tyranny, with a sign next to his head that said "press boot here"
@dylanwillmon5672
@dylanwillmon5672 3 жыл бұрын
@Reino Nõlvak he didn't then, they were protesters against russian tyranny
@Downbubbles2
@Downbubbles2 3 жыл бұрын
These guys are salt boys god forbid if they ever admit they’re wrong.
@AndrewJ9673
@AndrewJ9673 3 жыл бұрын
Braun is too chubby to stand.
@knarfjen6896
@knarfjen6896 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Braun was saying he de-esculated the situation when he's about to start WW1 over a Peruvian desert.
@TravisBroski
@TravisBroski 3 жыл бұрын
AFTER he declared war on Russia
@zingiercircle1878
@zingiercircle1878 3 жыл бұрын
That’s Chile not peru
@cadian101st
@cadian101st 3 жыл бұрын
@@zingiercircle1878 it was a joint Bolivia-Peru when he took it, later irl it would be Bolivian, and even later Chilé would take it
@mathieuhernandez1381
@mathieuhernandez1381 3 жыл бұрын
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere strolling in Seattle actually. The americans defunded their army.
@a_mooses_son7705
@a_mooses_son7705 11 ай бұрын
You wouldnt start ww1 over peru?
@notasmith8163
@notasmith8163 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about Braun relapsing into his personality from four years ago, and nobody’s mentioning Mexico is the “Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate”.
@khorneberzerker2184
@khorneberzerker2184 3 жыл бұрын
Now I'm having flashbacks to when Rimmy and a bunch of others played Stellaris, and someone made the Proto-Finnish Holy Roman Khaganate
@TheLamb01
@TheLamb01 3 жыл бұрын
Fr the fuck does that even mean
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, you mean there was a time, when Braun was even more Braun? I couldn't imagine doing anything with such a person.
@DarkMatterKid
@DarkMatterKid 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLamb01 isn’t it obvious? It’s a collection of states loosely tied to an elected emperor (or great khan in this case) who are also nomadic tribals who pillage other nations instead of having permanent settlements. Duh.
@homoe7976
@homoe7976 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkMatterKid Situated in Mexico.
@Vmac1394
@Vmac1394 3 жыл бұрын
>Claims he's standing against tyranny >Doesn't actually try to fight >Let's his country get shit on That's not standing up to tyranny, that's wheelchairing to tyranny
@richard-bq5hv
@richard-bq5hv 3 жыл бұрын
wheelchairing down the stairs tbh
@Cameron368
@Cameron368 3 жыл бұрын
Hey now, that’s not fair. Look how hard FDR fought tyranny from his wheelchair.
@RabbiHerschel
@RabbiHerschel 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cameron368 You mean the man who gave the Soviets the equivalent of billions of dollars in supplies and equipment and helped them conquer half of Europe? A real enemy of tyranny, that guy.
@Cameron368
@Cameron368 3 жыл бұрын
​@@RabbiHerschel you do realize those guns were used to first and foremost to stop the Nazis from conquering ALL of Europe, don't you "Rabbi?"
@Yesunfortunately-r1x
@Yesunfortunately-r1x 3 жыл бұрын
Then says peru is gonna be free but the only way to get to peru is by sending 2 floridian alcoholics jump on fisher boats and get flown to peru by a hurricane
@elephant1793
@elephant1793 3 жыл бұрын
"We will let them stackwipe us on our beaches because Germany taking Poland is stupid" -Winston Churchill
@sweetnerevar214
@sweetnerevar214 3 жыл бұрын
Remember when Braun had a redemption arc? And they say it was the final season of Game of Thrones that threw years of character development out of the window.
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 жыл бұрын
this is a relapse
@siemion303
@siemion303 3 жыл бұрын
About the only thing missing was Braun's Modern Warfare 2 lobby impression at this point.
@magithegreat
@magithegreat 3 жыл бұрын
Superior taste in profile pic
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that Game of Thrones twist was built up to in the novels, but the showmakers just didnt care to.
@Rynewulf
@Rynewulf 3 жыл бұрын
@@R3GARnator the books haven't got anyway near that part of the story yet. And worse, the show's ending was based on GRRM's notes so between that and the production speed there's no hope for those books anymore
@jakob71200
@jakob71200 3 жыл бұрын
Braun literally tried to pull a "no war, no peace" when the germans plug walked through Russian in ww1
@isengrom6883
@isengrom6883 3 жыл бұрын
And the result was the exact same. He got a way worst peace deal.
@hellogoodsir2502
@hellogoodsir2502 3 жыл бұрын
"I've literally gotten to the point where I would rather listen to Greg about how he was AFK. I've actually got to that point" That's a fucking statement I can stand behind
@derkach7907
@derkach7907 3 жыл бұрын
"You can't take stuff from others, I'll fight you" "OK, let's fight." " You are beating me, I'll not fight back but cry."
@KingofGermanic
@KingofGermanic 3 жыл бұрын
Braun is the worst part of the BoCU
@derkach7907
@derkach7907 3 жыл бұрын
@@KingofGermanic he is the best! Ever heard of the Bangkok Square incident?
@attacheli9591
@attacheli9591 3 жыл бұрын
@@derkach7907 Huh? What's that? *Looks out the windows, locks door* Never heard about it.
@dnw009
@dnw009 3 жыл бұрын
Wait Braun didn't fight, what do you mean Derkach? He had no organisation armies get wiped despite superior tech and men. Man literally went afk in his entire game n just talked a bunch of shit about protest n fighting but not doing jack shit but complain. well that and send white peace with peru released deals.
@marny3559
@marny3559 3 жыл бұрын
"Ramirez, fire that musket!"
@MyCrafcik
@MyCrafcik 3 жыл бұрын
>Germany tries to negotiate "fair" peace >Sees Russian horde and angry baguettes on the other border >Russian New York appears
@PerishingPurplePulsar
@PerishingPurplePulsar 3 жыл бұрын
I'm hearing "Bonjour" to the left of me, "Сука" to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle of EU
@christian9125abd
@christian9125abd 3 жыл бұрын
austrian soldier: why do i have to fight russia because the usa decleared war on for making vacation in bolivian desert
@Genburthing
@Genburthing 3 жыл бұрын
The Russian warm water port adiction is just going too far
@faiz8385
@faiz8385 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@vladislavnet
@vladislavnet 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed)
@magmat0585
@magmat0585 3 жыл бұрын
it is literally like crack to them
@deltoroperdedor3166
@deltoroperdedor3166 3 жыл бұрын
@@magmat0585 *oil
@magmat0585
@magmat0585 3 жыл бұрын
@@deltoroperdedor3166 that too
@munk6576
@munk6576 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody: Stop throwing braun Braun: WOLVERIIIIINES!
@goolman2134
@goolman2134 3 жыл бұрын
Who is this guy
@Edge50199
@Edge50199 3 жыл бұрын
@@goolman2134 It's Braun. One of the holy Trinity of the clown car. The other 2 are swimmy and dressel :D
@JonathanAuburn
@JonathanAuburn 3 жыл бұрын
The Wolverines probably had more army maintenance than Braun did in this video.
@fus132
@fus132 3 жыл бұрын
@@Edge50199 With Golden at the wheel.
@AndrewJ9673
@AndrewJ9673 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine that there are people out there who dont know what Red Dawn/the Wolverines are
@Ninjanate898
@Ninjanate898 3 жыл бұрын
welp, this is when Braun is doing his 2iq moments...
@dasderpdood228
@dasderpdood228 3 жыл бұрын
Did Braun weaponise his autism but it backfired and shot him?
@louisbouvier6679
@louisbouvier6679 3 жыл бұрын
2iq? You don’t need to sugar coat it for him
@dominikobora5385
@dominikobora5385 3 жыл бұрын
I dontf think he has any braincells left, so more like 0iq
@JuanJoseMárquez-b5j
@JuanJoseMárquez-b5j 3 жыл бұрын
2k iq
@dschulieen
@dschulieen 3 жыл бұрын
Braun is the fusion of man hating 15 yo and Karens
@dominickdibart12
@dominickdibart12 3 жыл бұрын
“I just wanted to do the Monroe Doctrine, I thought that would be historical” you know what else is historical? fighting the wars you declare on other people
@lukecz2090
@lukecz2090 3 жыл бұрын
Braun; declares war on bo, dies. Braun; YoU rUiNeD tHe GaMe. Make sense.
@BlueflameKing1
@BlueflameKing1 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Japan is just watching Europe and America fighting and arguing so he can just do his own thing.
@elloo98
@elloo98 3 жыл бұрын
ISP is just an agent of chaos
@snakeyesoldier2220
@snakeyesoldier2220 3 жыл бұрын
"Why is Hitler in heaven?!" Well, he did kill Hitler after all.
@mappingshaman5280
@mappingshaman5280 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're going to keep going over peru I'm just going to abandon you." It is truly the end of all intelligence when swimmy is the reasonable one!
@federicofiordelli104
@federicofiordelli104 3 жыл бұрын
The apocalipse is nigh, swimmy had braincells. TBF, These guys had a World war over the sahara desert so in comparison this seems reasonable.
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 3 жыл бұрын
​@@federicofiordelli104this was basically braun snapping his own neck because he saw bo pick A flower 20 blocks away
@federicofiordelli104
@federicofiordelli104 3 жыл бұрын
@@wilmagregg3131 we both meant about the quote of the comment.
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 3 жыл бұрын
@@federicofiordelli104 oh sorry i fixed the comment to make more sense then
@siemion303
@siemion303 3 жыл бұрын
>Mindlessly looks at map while watching >"Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate" imma head out
@bennetthaah8236
@bennetthaah8236 3 жыл бұрын
The Braun Doctrine working its wonders
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@boxcarz
@boxcarz 3 жыл бұрын
*Braunroe
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
@@boxcarz heheheh
@kaigamer8250
@kaigamer8250 3 жыл бұрын
Braun is literally so smooth brain in this video, and the people backing him up are like the older brother who has to look after him out of obligations and not out of choice.
@pixelcat5159
@pixelcat5159 3 жыл бұрын
Braun is slowly morphing into Dressel with his "muh historical accuracy" arguments and general buffoonery
@mick1157
@mick1157 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to fight you bo"
@ethanmcfarland8240
@ethanmcfarland8240 3 жыл бұрын
“Even with all the power in the world, you are still WEAK”
@DasSmach
@DasSmach 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another epsiode of: "Why does anyone still play with Braun?"
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
How is Braun even employed. He seems miserable to interact with and without good sense.
@danielm.595
@danielm.595 3 жыл бұрын
@@platinumsun4632 he is their mascot, he brings fun and variety to their sessions
@gayfrenchsheep
@gayfrenchsheep 3 жыл бұрын
@@platinumsun4632 I think Braun is still in High School.
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
@@gayfrenchsheep No, no 8th Grade at best.
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielm.595 Your not wrong. I always watch Bangkok Sqaure Incident every year on its anniversary. Nothing makes me laugh more.
@uncleflagzz
@uncleflagzz 3 жыл бұрын
Ramirez's ancestors are going to have a field day
@ethanmcfarland8240
@ethanmcfarland8240 3 жыл бұрын
Last musketball make it count!
@uldisbergvalds1
@uldisbergvalds1 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Frost's, Truck's, Grinch's and Sandman's ancestors too.
@MrGoofy-io4wv
@MrGoofy-io4wv 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody is talking about how Braun's character arc was ruined, but what about the fact that Swimmy became the voice of reason?
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a discord thing. What is Brauns character arc?
@Heligoland360
@Heligoland360 2 жыл бұрын
Swimmy was not the voice of reason he just did not understand the depths of Braun's autism. He thought Braun was offering war reps whilst he was actually still pushing for Peru lol.
@andrewstepanek8933
@andrewstepanek8933 2 жыл бұрын
Swimmy didn't become the voice of reason, Swimmy was brain AFK. He thought he was being the voice of reason because he wasn't listening to everyone telling Braun to accept the white peace. Bo only added war goals after Swimmy joined, Bo spent the entire time trying to get a white peace. Even after Bo killed the entire American army and could have demanded anything he demanded war reps. He took New York because Braun made him seige down the entire damn country. Braun was a fucking dumbass and Swimmy didn't realise it until too late.
@yessir_
@yessir_ 3 жыл бұрын
Grug do Monroe doctrine Grug defend America oh no Grug cant into defend America Grug cant do anything Grug angry
@saintbread5080
@saintbread5080 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@rick7424
@rick7424 3 жыл бұрын
*Greg. Also it was Braun.
@yessir_
@yessir_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@rick7424 Why do you think i meant to write Greg Greg and Grug are comletely different people Grug or Glug are a words people associate with cavemen i was making fun of Brauns logic and stuff he said you dumbo
@BroBrian_
@BroBrian_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@yessir_ typical bokoen1 comment section full of redditors I guess
@yessir_
@yessir_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@BroBrian_ i dont use reddit doe dont know how you could ever come up with that also did you watch Bo's Valheim video yet?
@helixraven8215
@helixraven8215 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes I remember when Churchill said "I'm not going to fight you Hitler"
@alfredorotondo
@alfredorotondo 3 жыл бұрын
Well technically the invasion of France happened in 1940 so one year after them declaring war
@Jack29245
@Jack29245 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfredorotondo Yes, but Churchill wasn't in charge for most of that period so it's not applicable.
@Poffean
@Poffean 3 жыл бұрын
churchill really should have just peaced out. britain wouldn't have lost millions, he would have ended up keeping the empire, the bolshies would have been destroyed, the reich would probably still be here today. all around a better world
@mappingshaman5280
@mappingshaman5280 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfredorotondo except churchill wasn't in charge until literally the day the battle of france began.
@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 жыл бұрын
@@Poffean So are you just an edgelord, or do you actually unironically want to be identified with the 2nd SS Panzer Division.
@chasewilson3693
@chasewilson3693 3 жыл бұрын
I think I have an apt metaphor for this. Braun tied an anchor around his leg and jumped in the ocean while complaining that this is somehow Bo's fault as he drowns himself. Swimmy then tied himself to Braun and is unwilling to cut the line until Bo's admits its his fault despite France and GB getting ready to throw him in the water.
@davidxiang3725
@davidxiang3725 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe this. Braun outswimmy’d Swimmy.
@lordgulingd1259
@lordgulingd1259 3 жыл бұрын
Braun: *shoots himself in the chest* "why would Bo do this"
@simpviginius78
@simpviginius78 3 жыл бұрын
"Adjusts HPM mod to encourage meme wars to occur " USA: H I S T O R I C A L A C C U R A C Y
@anndroiddegenis11
@anndroiddegenis11 3 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, my country was the Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate where we used to eat tacos on horseback and elected khans through tequila drinking contests
@zackawesomeness2506
@zackawesomeness2506 3 жыл бұрын
What is this a reference to?
@anndroiddegenis11
@anndroiddegenis11 3 жыл бұрын
@@zackawesomeness2506 see the name over Mexico in the video
@zackawesomeness2506
@zackawesomeness2506 3 жыл бұрын
@@anndroiddegenis11 how the hell did i miss that. How does that even happen?
@jvteam3095
@jvteam3095 3 жыл бұрын
Braun: I am Churchill Also Braun, not much earlier: Bo did you actually expect me to fight
@dasderpdood228
@dasderpdood228 3 жыл бұрын
The moment that early war popped up I just remembered how well the last early war went. Also we're having ww1 over some fucking desert mountains. Again. If I had a dollar for every time this happened, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't much but it's weird these scenarios have happened twice.
@Apokalypse456
@Apokalypse456 3 жыл бұрын
I mean last time it was at least over real wargoals.
@bladefox-ik5iy
@bladefox-ik5iy 3 жыл бұрын
“Sahara crisis” flashbacks
@leonhogenkamp7573
@leonhogenkamp7573 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there Doctor
@nayas1885
@nayas1885 3 жыл бұрын
Reference-inator
@dionysos739
@dionysos739 3 жыл бұрын
Braun: *shoots self in the head* "I'm standing up to tyranny right now!"
@Catman2123
@Catman2123 3 жыл бұрын
“Why is Hitler in heaven?” Absolutely killed me.
@khorneberzerker2184
@khorneberzerker2184 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear one of them say "I think Braun is the real neo-nazi here" while they were all dying of laughter about hitler being in heaven?
@inspector_beyond
@inspector_beyond 3 жыл бұрын
Braun is literally did the most dumb thing anyone could've done in the History of Politics. Like... what was his agenda? he declared a war and wasnt fighting the war and now he's mad? Like wtf?
@athomicritics
@athomicritics 3 жыл бұрын
not only that but literally declare war over a desert
@CantusTropus
@CantusTropus 3 жыл бұрын
This is the sort of idiocy that, if someone tried it in real life, would have gotten his own side to depose him for being such a bone headed moron.
@rick7424
@rick7424 3 жыл бұрын
He is just angry and ruiening the game for others. He was very effective.
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 2 жыл бұрын
"The world is a powder keg, and the spark that will set it off will be some damn fool thing in... South America?" - Otto Von Bismarck, probably
@aaronmccullagh6421
@aaronmccullagh6421 3 жыл бұрын
Braun "I'm standing against imperialism" *Adds a wargoal for Bolivia*
@perfectlyfine1675
@perfectlyfine1675 3 жыл бұрын
Peter the Great in his will to all future tsars "Go and conquer Constantinople". *Bo takes New York* "Okay, that's good too I guess"
@ZahrDalsk
@ZahrDalsk 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Wow Braun's gotten so mature and sensible as he's aged Braun:
@beetee6986
@beetee6986 3 жыл бұрын
"Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate" What the hell did you guys do to Vicky 2?
@thomasxzs
@thomasxzs 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the area you took first has the largest copper deposit in the world.
@Ronald98
@Ronald98 3 жыл бұрын
all of the world is important.. its just americans and europeans who think that other than their continents everywhere is just sh*t...
@alfredorotondo
@alfredorotondo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ronald98 colonisation for exploiting resources: bonjour
@thomasxzs
@thomasxzs 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfredorotondo another fun fact , the spanish tried to recolonize chile , peru and ecuador after their independence , since they need the resources there so they could industrialize
@philip8498
@philip8498 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ronald98 oh the rest of the world is important alright. where would we be without all your resources?
@Ronald98
@Ronald98 3 жыл бұрын
@@philip8498 right.. where would the so called "West" be without the oil and rubber and tin and tungsten and chromium and diamonds and gold which they all stole from around the world for advancing their own countries?? sit the f*** down you id*ot... go back to school before you start a conversation online
@youtubeadministration8037
@youtubeadministration8037 3 жыл бұрын
Serbia in the middle of all this just living a Swiss life
@heraissilly
@heraissilly Жыл бұрын
Every time I rewatch this video, I get mind shattering amounts of mental fatigue. The sheer balls to the wall stubborn, idiotic defiance is like a well aged wine that has also somehow gone completely sour. I love/hate this.
@Cookiescool2
@Cookiescool2 3 жыл бұрын
*2020 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo*
@wilianrodrigues5280
@wilianrodrigues5280 3 жыл бұрын
Braun: We are fighting against Nazism Also Braun: *fighting the Russians over a pointless desert in South America*
@panzerofthelake4752
@panzerofthelake4752 3 жыл бұрын
Very Broke: Soviet Red Alert Invasion of the USA Broke: Goering eating the USA Woke: The Tsar of the Russian Empire expanding Russian America
@xxxxxxxsnorlax
@xxxxxxxsnorlax 3 жыл бұрын
Well, the guy in charge of the Soviet Union in Red Alert 2 is a Romanov so this isn't that far off
@isaacsorrels4077
@isaacsorrels4077 3 жыл бұрын
Braun was dead wrong about being Churchill. He's actually Leon Trotsky. "No war, no peace" and all that jazz.
@AndrewStyles2001
@AndrewStyles2001 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, og game breaking Braun has returned....
@BilboWaggins
@BilboWaggins 3 жыл бұрын
Braun: declares war on Bo and doesn't fight Also Braun when Bo sweeps his country: This isn't my fault
@Dre2Dee2
@Dre2Dee2 3 жыл бұрын
"I am declaring war" "I am AFK" "You did this to yourself" "Churchill, Churchill, Churchill" -A Mad man
@boombler4320
@boombler4320 3 жыл бұрын
when title said "The Russian Invasion of America" I didnt expect that
@spaceman8935
@spaceman8935 3 жыл бұрын
I was kind of expecting someone to fuck up so bad as Russia that everyone immigrated to America.
@gotban8846
@gotban8846 3 жыл бұрын
@@spaceman8935 "Based on a real story"©
@RobinMelons
@RobinMelons 3 жыл бұрын
There are Swimmy moments, Dessel moments , Golden moments and then there are Braun moments. Forever cherished that meme of a ..species.
@RiderofRiddermark
@RiderofRiddermark 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm Churchill!" > needlessly pushes for war > refuses to back out > destroys his own nation That's surprisingly accurate.
@burnlogic8407
@burnlogic8407 3 жыл бұрын
Braun is out of his freaking mind, how the hell does his mind work to get twisted in his logic?
@tictac2therevenge291
@tictac2therevenge291 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's shitposting, I really hope so too
@advocatusdiaboli4861
@advocatusdiaboli4861 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Swimmy was the voice of reason in this one...
@Mario-tj8nu
@Mario-tj8nu 2 жыл бұрын
As much fun as Braun can be sometimes I can only applaud the patience of dealing with him and Swimmy sometimes, watching some of these videos it really puts both of them in a bad light sometimes
@Tanzklaue
@Tanzklaue 3 жыл бұрын
Declares a war. Declares he doesn't intend to fight it. Declares he doesn't intend to accept any peace deals. "Bo ruined the game!"
@olypiad4609
@olypiad4609 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Braun
@alfons.hatler
@alfons.hatler 3 жыл бұрын
Even if someone told me I would have never believed to see Swimmy trying to de-escalate a war and being a 100% reasonable peacemaker. Biggest character development ever
@skanderman8769
@skanderman8769 3 жыл бұрын
American president declares war on Russia, defunds the military, then calls himself Winston Churchill and says hitlers in heaven
@elevationsickness8462
@elevationsickness8462 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize Braun could actually get dumber but here we are
@distantanion6742
@distantanion6742 3 жыл бұрын
braun really pulled up in the clown car and said, "get in." germany obliged lol
@Ganonmustdie2
@Ganonmustdie2 3 жыл бұрын
"How do I avoid the American civil war?" Google: Leave the USA before the year 1861 Yahoo!: Hide somewhere safe until it blows over Bing: BECOME RUSSIA
@gotban8846
@gotban8846 3 жыл бұрын
Double the Red October, double the fun
@madhog81
@madhog81 3 жыл бұрын
We haven't seen Braun -100IQ moments for a while, I didn't realise that I missed them
@noahthompson3451
@noahthompson3451 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, I can fully imagine this situation happening Irl.
@HugostarGames
@HugostarGames 3 жыл бұрын
so with all of them at a G20 meeting
@equilintogo5378
@equilintogo5378 3 жыл бұрын
The USA completely defund its army is something i absolutely cannot imagine tho
@SuperExodian
@SuperExodian 3 жыл бұрын
@@equilintogo5378 would improve reality 100% tho. goddamn warhawks in the US government, every single president since ww2 has declared a war IIRC, with one exception, trump.
@Raiju2
@Raiju2 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperExodian Yeah, Trump was on vacation. Lots of vacations. And when he wasnt, he was on twitter. Truly a relatable and effective president.
@TheChronoG
@TheChronoG 3 жыл бұрын
@@Raiju2 don't forget the loss of accountability for drone strikes, and the dramatic increase in the number of drone strikes themselves
@Ronald98
@Ronald98 2 жыл бұрын
America : we declare war! Russia : we are announcing a special military operation to de-nazify and de-militarize the united states...
@shameonyou_mm
@shameonyou_mm 3 жыл бұрын
-“Why is Hitler in heaven ?” -“You know, he killed a Hitler”
@GoodwinGhost
@GoodwinGhost 3 жыл бұрын
"I am Churchill" Literally lets his armies die in droves cuz he didn't give them guns
@thesos11
@thesos11 3 жыл бұрын
Dressel mode: on
@anchovy5325
@anchovy5325 Жыл бұрын
welcome back to the bokoen show where we watch a delusional man let himself be beat to death before proclaiming himself winston churchill
@arakui
@arakui 3 жыл бұрын
Braun: calls bo a neo nazi Also Braun: Hitler is in heaven
@gotban8846
@gotban8846 3 жыл бұрын
They did say "Un Gott Mins" did they not.
@thepriorstone4064
@thepriorstone4064 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Swimmy is the man trying to be reasonable is a bad fucking sign
@Robinjhoe1
@Robinjhoe1 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when Bo threatened to run over austria lol. Its like being in a boxing match and then shooting the opponents wife out of nowhere
@matthewgigs3456
@matthewgigs3456 Жыл бұрын
8:05 that's actually a great analogy/comeback. 😂
@SupremeRTS
@SupremeRTS 8 ай бұрын
I love Jake
@DarkArtistKaiser
@DarkArtistKaiser 3 жыл бұрын
"Your going to be standing in heaven with Hitler" Help I am dead.
@adoqi3049
@adoqi3049 7 ай бұрын
Every time i rewatch this it gets even more funny
@I_Like_Mipha
@I_Like_Mipha 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these while making my project because the arguments remind me of the times I was doing homework while my parents were shouting at each other
@beastdeas7250
@beastdeas7250 3 жыл бұрын
Braun going confederates: *POG*
@DiamondCalibre
@DiamondCalibre 3 жыл бұрын
Also Braun: "standing with Hitler in heaven".
@alect525
@alect525 3 жыл бұрын
Also claiming to stand against tyranny
@tellurius4951
@tellurius4951 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yeah, Russian Peru, just as school taught us
@danielm.595
@danielm.595 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 жыл бұрын
Can't Wait For The Modern Day Real Life Reenactment!
@hawkishere1709
@hawkishere1709 3 жыл бұрын
Braun going "I am Churchill!!" Over and over again has got to be the stupidest fucking thing. Its so funny.
@ivanbond5209
@ivanbond5209 2 жыл бұрын
When the plot of Twilight makes more sense then Braun playing USA.
@Ronald98
@Ronald98 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!! 😂
@kylebricky6419
@kylebricky6419 Жыл бұрын
Normal players: - Prepares for war - Plans strategy - Finds allies and informs them - Declares war and fights it - Strategy fails - Accepts defeat and negotiates terms - Accepts reasonable terms - Peace Braun: - Declares war - Doesnt fight war and lets enemy steamroll over his country - Doesnt have strategy and makes his allies suffer - Doesnt accept very reasonable terms - Simultaneously calls himself “the victim”, “defender against tyranny” all whilst not fighting
@Zelein
@Zelein 2 жыл бұрын
This might honestly be one of my favorite Bokoen videos of all time
@pabilbadoespecial
@pabilbadoespecial 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best vic2 bids ever
@WelcomeToLaMatanza
@WelcomeToLaMatanza 3 жыл бұрын
It's fucking scramble for the sahara desert all over again
@thegameilizer2367
@thegameilizer2367 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl Swimmy and Braun switched places
@raikaria3090
@raikaria3090 3 жыл бұрын
The ending reveals: He didn't peace out for war reps.
@garrybrar4322
@garrybrar4322 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally just thnking about how I wanted a new Bokoen video to watch. My prayers were answered! Honestly the best youtube channel rn.
@remiliascarletmybeloved
@remiliascarletmybeloved 3 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore the Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khanganate
@zackawesomeness2506
@zackawesomeness2506 3 жыл бұрын
Yes now stop looking at it
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