The Worst Spanish Civil War Ever - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

FYI. 1. Germany was betting on an early war by mid Q1 1938. 2. Germany had bet on their strategy working. 3. I might upload the rest of the video at some point, but it wont be enough for a full video so it will most likely fill out at the end of some other video.

[@buddyj5VCO]

please do this cause It was funny that they thought they could do that.

[@AngryKaren647]

What about the pacific??

[@Bokoen1]

Game never made it to the point where the pacific war started. Japan fought in Malaya for about 2 months and almost took it, but the game ended.

[@williamking6787]

@@Bokoen1 can you play another US game You've done a lot of germany, Japan, and USSR games and I feel like having a USA or UK game would be a good change of pace. Hilarious video as always though keep up the good work!

[@brandimason331]

Bo why no hoi stream today with new dlc

[@tyler89557]

Germany: "He lost way too many units. It's not worth it to stay in this war" *so let's get our own units encircled to lose them*

[@dwarow2508]

He lost 2 divisions. Spain lost over 30...

[@littleali689]

@@dwarow2508 no lmao? He lost like around 20 which is less than the republicans

[@dwarow2508]

@@littleali689 Yes lmfao? He lost just 2 which was still less then the volunteers lost by the other side

[@dwarow2508]

@@johnhiggins9484 yes

[@Knihti1]

"I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success."

[@augustin5611]

- Napoléon Bonaparte

[@Knihti1]

@@augustin5611 That quote was allegedly said by Bismarck.

[@hirocheeto7795]

@@Knihti1 Wrong on both accounts. It was originally said by a Spanish politician, but was misattributed to Bismarck.

[@andresmartinez8644]

@@hirocheeto7795 Do you know the name of that spanish politician?

[@elijahswanson7255]

@@andresmartinez8644 joe

[@genericname6243]

This is great but where is the 25 player mongolia coop

[@eternalflameingentertainme945]

I’d die

[@LordDaret]

I would love to see a game like that.

[@williamsimasko1841]

Man of the people

[@raven_2B]

You mean Tannu Tuva co op

[@jfarrar19]

@@raven_2B you mean Luxembourg right?

[@zigzakz]

It’s funny how every time the Spanish civil war goes to shit for the axis Golden is always at least a partial controller of Germany.

[@danielfridman90]

Golden or dressel japan or germany.

[@robosoldier11]

I really sympathize with Spanish players during civil wars like this. They get an incredible amount of shit by their respective axis members. Even though Spains templates are horrendous and it makes it incredibly tough when you have a determined or dickish soviet player to just inflict as much damage as possible. Which makes it even worse when you get the "micro gremlins" being snobby about every move you make or don't make.

[@thisisaname5589]

To be fair, the Spanish micro was absolutely trash at the beginning. Got better over time.

[@robosoldier11]

@@thisisaname5589 I feel like people under estimate the 0 to a 100 it gets when the Soviets arrive. They are literally the game changer and the Spanish can react and body block only so much. This is all assuming also the axis members are actually supporting you and not just gimping out on you. I’d say regardless of mediocre micro the Soviet player is gonna bull rush you and the only way really to contest them is with the axis volunteers. Also doesn’t help much when the French arrive ontop of that which I just find more obnoxious then anything else.

[@thisisaname5589]

@@robosoldier11 The Soviets are dangerous, but if you get the army of africa ready for it, you can block fairly well, especially with the terrain penalties

[@Spieler521]

"Swimmy you got them encircled!?" *"Yeah"*

[@RTR-ue7lg]

Lesson learned: Don’t trust swimmy

[@taylor5065]

@@RTR-ue7lg Only trust in Peef

[@nmevaz9250]

“Do you have a condition” “Do you have an absent father? What happened?” Damn bro chill lol

[@Mr.ShadeO]

Makes me think Golden has a condition

[@Conker117]

It wasnt even funny

[@daddysds1]

@@Conker117 No it was people that damn stupid deserve it

[@VengefulLeprechauns]

@Miguel Vd Speak for yourself, I laughed my ass off at that comment

[@iamcicada1392]

@@Conker117 it wouldt be funny if he actually didnt have a father. But it is funny as hell now.

[@colbymeeks8626]

“We could have pushed them back by the time we went to war” Swimmy: *NO*

[@tsdm676]

@Dwarov 1 found Swimmy's alt lol

[@dwarow2508]

Except they couldn't have

[@doctorjackson7024]

Golden: *Flames flowjo for losing the spanish civil war as nationalist spain.* Also golden: *Takes all of swimmys troops and throws them into the dogpile*

[@cmdr.lochagos]

That’s nothing new for Golden lol

[@MyUsersDark]

When golden have up in spain SWIMMY threw them

[@Fruzhin5483]

I am sorry bro, did you watch the video? Swimmy basicly took the units and after 5 sec they were encircled...

[@roadent217]

@@Fruzhin5483 I am sorry bro, did you watch the video? Golden basicly took the units and after 5 sec they were encircled...

[@Fruzhin5483]

@@roadent217 Yes, 7:32. And then Swimmy started moaning how he doesnt care about Spain and that they should just abandon it? Rings a bell?

[@EarlSoC]

I appreciate Bo trying to advise Flojo instead of just hassling him when he's clearly struggling.

[@vedsingh9785]

I dunno man. If I'mma be honest here, the mp has been getting very toxic tbh

[@hoboyoda7454]

@@vedsingh9785 Yeah HOI4 multiplayer in general is just toxic af now

[@dustindubbo2892]

These guys play thousands of hours if your used to that seeing someone this comparatively brain dead hurts for them.

[@maciejbala477]

@@vedsingh9785 yeah but that's just the mood of the game, They insult each other and that's also why bokoen videos are fun to watch

[@WilliamTehConqueror]

Hitler : I don't want to fight in Spain Rommel: execute order 66 *gets encircled*

[@aplasticbin1490]

"You're on timeout hitler"

[@bananawaltz8807]

That frontline fell apart was quickly as the Danish hoax

[@shihao21]

Spain: Graveyard of volunteers

[@cactuscreek5925]

*When the great powers of the world throw Spain harder than a baseball pitch*

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

1:18 I live to hear him speak in that voice. Beautiful

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

My personal fave Golden voice is fabric of reality breaking rage

[@redshirt5126]

"HES STILL NOT MOVING THEM!"

[@maxkennedy8075]

Wow, Bo has gone from humble hoi4 youtuber and streamer to modern artist! The twisted and mangled nature of the nationalist frontline represents the deep trauma the civil war caused to Spanish society as brother fought brother. The vast gaps Flowjo left in his frontline signify the desolation of war and how nothing can be whole when death is all around. Furthermore, the beautiful addition of a 30 division stack doing nothing shows how we must band together for world peace, and its encirclement and destruction questions if the dream of peace is even possible. A beautiful piece of art Bo, thank you for sharing.

[@Megafish117]

Swimmy and Golden co opping as Germany. What could possibly go wrong?

[@houseking9211]

only way it could be worse is if you added dressel in there

[@SleepyJoeFlorida]

“I live in Spain without the S” - some 14 yr old

[@ryanbehnke8107]

i live in Spain without the a

[@disparatebroom7705]

*insert edgy anime song*

[@emperorpalpatine2506]

Thats deep bro...

[@disparatebroom7705]

@Armchair Psycho I am not Sain

[@shaunlevin5081]

"Finally someone more incompetent than Swimmy." Swimmy: Hello there.

[@bluecup1129]

Fascist Spain: i got this Fascist Spain: “fails” Fascist Spain: *Mom pick me up I’m scared*

[@cheetahboy0127]

Yes I love it when Spain forgets they have an a in their name and they become spin

[@bluecup1129]

Oops

[@derkach7907]

Also mom:"fails"

[@cheetahboy0127]

@Ved Singh I have no idea what anything you said means

[@matthauffe3309]

I wonder what the comintern's vc sounds like

[@Drietfoga]

It probably involved euphoric blasting of Soviet songs

[@bombermonkey2275]

@@Drietfoga Must've had one hell of a game with a Spain on their side.

[@GREYHOUNDBUS123]

Da fuck they doin over there.mp3

[@ProfTricky3168]

I bet they were dying of laughter

[@thatonerussiandictator5412]

Its a sad day when Italy is all that's keeping you from collapse and has to come in last second to save you.

[@nikolaspinneo5066]

IDK why they gotta be so toxic, they give spain 10 things to do at once, dont use frontlines, help me liberate my troops next to madrid, pull out of zaragoza, hold bilbao, like what do you expect lmao

[@USSCYT]

Most of their videos is them being extremely toxic to eachother.

[@gravynavy516]

Golden in particular

[@noir1923]

yeah you are right

[@jamesoconnor8985]

@The Nova renaissance the never needed to be toxic.

[@Saberjet1950]

That's normal spanish civil war stuff.

[@votecthulhu9378]

Germany : *roasts spain entire time* Also germany: * kills all their volunteer and gains nothing*

[@Key_highway]

I love the glee in Brauns voice whenever things are going terribly for other players

[@CmdrChrisArcher]

see, what happened was that Golden lost too many brain cells in Spain, so he was left with an IQ of like 4.

[@Arkangel630]

Can't have lost that many considering he started with a dozen at most

[@Tdelliex]

so his iq somehow increased from that?

[@促至]

“hitler, what are you doing in the east" - Stalin, start of Barbarossa.

[@derkach7907]

Who played as the soviets? That guy is a Chad.

[@keirangray902]

The spirit of Stalin himself

[@leilagorrilla4842]

@Calvary WAN [13S3] The france player with is mountaineers divsion was also very effective

[@wille5263]

@Calvary WAN [13S3] Has dankus learned the basics of any other country than the Soviets yet?

[@redshirt5126]

That moment when the Axis have lost the will to live and ww2 hasn't even kicked off.

[@levimiller5686]

Golden to FlooJoe: Don’t use the “smart” word with me.

[@AndrewJ9673]

you graduated bottom of your class

[@brihan21]

Spain be like: I'm going to throw now. Germany: No no, THIS is how you throw.

[@ns_ml137]

Golden: Stop attacking Spain: H0w AboUt i d0 anyway

[@omishjoe]

I could only imagine the allies vc during that. "So Germany just suicided into our lines and got encircled..."

[@Volthoom]

Golden does sound like he has a condition and an absent father ngl. Like hey i understand, having a teammate who's constantly fucking up is frustrating, but screaming at that teammate is never going to fucking help.

[@actionbash2]

Okay snowflake.

[@ole6969]

I love how everybody has a different opinion on what actually happened and who is to blame.

[@TheYeetiest]

*If in dire circumstances, press the big red button called "Keep marking as many tiles as needed until the situation is ok".*

[@Zorro9129]

The book "Mine Were of Trouble" by Peter Kemp has been recently republished. I highly recommend this book for a firsthand account of the Spanish Civil War, as it is extremely good reading!

[@chasewilson3693]

I swear Swimmy must have a hitter's stylish Stache, Mussolini's square chin, and Lloyd Fredendall's tiny brain.

[@AwayWithYouVileBeggar]

At the end of the day the most important fact is that: *GOLDEN LOST*

[@justinspeaks.1652]

Me: Sleeps. Bo: *Uploades video* Me: Keeps sleeping because it's a Spain video and that fits the theme.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

3:00 Huh, the number that forms looks like the answer to nine plus ten

[@rodrin1262]

Youre everywhere

[@ethanramos4441]

What a disaster Fascists Spain: We got this *Get his units encircled* Fascists Spain: Help me

[@GorbachevsPizzaHut97]

I was half expecting Dressel to be in this video.

[@v1ckers905]

When your so early that you expected the spanish inquisition

[@jesuschrist9513]

Golden: Swimmy, you're fired for incompetency *proceeds to drive into a school*

[@DippKlippGuy]

9:55 *Focus Complete: Oppose Hitler*

[@ASillyHistoryBuff]

I swear when Swimmy left his volunteers to be encircled I could hear the clown car in the background- it should be Swimmys official theme

[@danteheffron9320]

Never, and I cannot stress this enough, NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS

[@David-oo9ip]

For a brief minute i thought golden was good at micro

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Oh you guys are the yellow Spain. I thought you were the green one until 4:15. I was like “how are they about capitulate? They’ve almost won” and then I was like “oh”

[@princekyros]

green is portugal...

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@princekyros I’m colorblind

[@veryyes8561]

I don’t know how, but every video goes from a panicking high command, to divorce court, then divorce court with free samples of heroin

[@thousand1183]

Golden's mental breakdowns are some of the funniest moments of hoi4.

[@Amelia-mq6hm]

Honestly if I was spain I would jave just actually started crying with the amount of yelling

[@northernleigonare]

Bo, Loved this. Short and sweet and honestly I cant wait for more. :D

[@svoboda406]

Im really looking forward to see you and the bois playing crusader kings 3 again. I think lots of people can agree with me. I can't still forget the one, the only monks of Westphalia

[@princekyros]

1:21 lol, and when swimmy started microing they instantly started loosing divisions

[@JBGARINGAN]

Last time I was this early Golden hadn't taken Paris.

[@Sam-im5tc]

>Swimmy Germany Me: So you are saying the Axis have already lost?

[@Ryuko-T72]

"Golden im twerking"

[@hwpneon8801]

You know I would legit love to see the whole group acting as the government of the United States. It would be a hilarious clusterfuck of rivalries within one country. Also would be interesting to see the group split apart in coups and all that good stuff.

[@Gray_ninja]

Golden betting money on swimmy germany is like people licking public places during covid

[@hamyzschidenfeld3215]

Always like it when Swimmy, Gold and Bokoen are on the same team.

[@JohnSmith-yv2tl]

I think if they hadn't told him to not frontlines, it could have gone much better

[@rokmun680]

2 people threw that war at 2 different times. First flojo, then swimmy.

[@austinreed5805]

Bo and the rest have had some pretty interesting Spanish Civil Wars.

[@c0mpl3x1ty7]

I wonder what the Allies chat was saying during the spanish civil war, this is one of the most exciting ones I've ever seen

[@hf6947-f3w]

9 Divisions are encircled, and you're laughing. (Joker vibes)

[@austinnfauceted5287]

I've learned something from watching bokoen. To play HoI4 you only need to be unable to admit your mistakes. Yah never lose if you close your eyes and shout!

[@Dragonite43]

You know you are in trouble when you need Italy to save you! XD

[@nightnight7998]

Swimmy coming in with the clutch throw.

[@adarheim1013]

The last time I was this early, the Germans were arguing on which commanders did the most & worse war crimes

[@sophiaisbased9621]

Swimmy: *Hits his toe against the table* Also Swimmy: "Fucking Spain!"

[@koubicube]

The amount of salt in this one is so high lmao

[@DasSmach]

My god.. how can you even bring yourself to play with someone like swimmy? With "allies" like him you don't need enemies anymore. It's one thing to call someone out for playing bad but jesus..

[@maxwelldanger1929]

I had a 2 player multiplayer game as Republican Spain game where the other player, playing Russia, was going tanks only. He sent 5 tank divisions with about 2 tanks each We did end up winning in 1943 though, right before Germany and japan jointly declared war on him and he collapsed.

[@maxwelldanger1929]

​@The Nova renaissance yup. it was basically just me holding ground until he could unfuck his industry and get enough tanks together to break through the enemy lines.

[@Remus-z6y]

At certain points in history I’m sure real commanders acted like this!

[@brendanworthington3888]

I have a headache now. Dear god, I can't believe what I just witnessed.

[@19Naslundfan]

When you do the next game that Swimmy did as Germany, surely you'll call the episode on it Hyperborea

[@samuelwithers2221]

Last time I was this early, Condors were just a type of bird

[@tristangruetter3005]

How strange, normally Bo is the one shitting on everyone. But its jice to see that hes actually trying to help 😂

[@mattevans4377]

I presume after this is 'Fastest Axis defeat ever'.....

[@hartwellcraig7909]

For anyone wondering what golden meant by I have money on the line, he made a bet with huelet for 12 dollars

[@lonebriefcase]

Every video I see with swimmy it’s him doing this

[@sdfgvfbg]

so i guess swimmy is the comic relief

[@joenaughton126]

Swimmy content keeps this channel afloat. Swimmy...afloat!

[@americantacos7618]

tbh Braun being an absolute meme is slightly better than Swimmy being an absolute idiot in my personal opinion.

[@4sakenreaper42]

This was amazing, best civil war ever

[@caseblue2232]

The first time ever, The Republicans won the civil war in Bo's videos.

[@rajsinghal7590]

1:15 bro I nearly died of laughter

[@grantforester1864]

“This is your best?!” Lol

[@pinhead5043]

It's like everytime Spain is shit, it's the same guy playing it

[@myman1635]

Here is a rhyme: Spain brings Pain Easy and simple. Don't play or Help spain in the civil war

[@artofthepossible7329]

Once again the pinnacle of human intelligence everyone.

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

Now we wait for the meme game with the new dlc

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

Golden and Swimmy aren’t exactly people in positions to tell people they suck. They’re not Dressel at Iwo Jima bad but…

[@7pop217]

the hoi4 community isn't toxic...

[@lionslug]

imagine playing spain in that game, just getting verbally abused for literal hours on end. I like these vids but id never wanna play with these guys lol

[@jonahhudson2052]

I cannot believe that 1. You let Golden and Swimmy coop germany. Negative + Negative = Negative. Negative * Negative = positive. Adding them together does not make them any better. 2. You got an 11 minute video out of the spanish civil war.

[@dwarow2508]

How on earth was this not Spain's fault when he lost 30+ divisions just to shit micro?

[@vanteylingenbrickfilms2427]

The cancer in this video is worse than the tumor on grandpa.

[@wizarddog5049]

“Hey guys welcome back to alternate history hub, what if Franco was dropped as a child?”

[@TheFuri0uswc]

It's not about winning the war it's about sending a message

[@equilintogo5378]

The real message is the casualties we made along the way