The Worst Spain and Japan - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

FYI Spain did end up winning the civil war at some point. Don't think I put it in the video

[@bubbanator79]

E

[@kalinka4482]

Why always Axis

[@eggphobia2395]

👍

[@Bokoen1]

@@kalinka4482 The previous 5 videos I was Allies.

[@mitmatgames604]

@@Bokoen1I havent been able to catch the streams, is there a staxis vid from your side soon?

[@shinyentree225]

“Some people just have bad games” sounds like a Japan skill issue

[@gumduck2504]

Yeah literally. When I read those words I knew Bo is either on Japan or Spain

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Bocopiom

[@GAarcher]

*Urban assault*

[@snoopie2253]

A bad game is like messing up with the micro. Not having a naval doctrine is just playing to lose

[@Zwijger]

@gumduck2504 Because it is literally an admission of guilt on his part? That sentence is written to let us know it's him, you're not a detective that's basic readinf conprehension.

[@Pixilated]

I remember when bo had a decent japan, its just been downhill since he grinded urban assault specialist.

[@robosoldier11]

I mean now he can use it to defend Beijing against the oncoming horde as was planned.

[@GAarcher]

*it did well in india to be fair, but the video of the earliest d-day is sure best japan ever, or the Can't d-day video*

[@JaySliZe]

Nah he had that Japanese Blitzkrieg video where he did really good as Japan (The last time he was actually good at Japan)

[@DoubleTrouble-li5wi]

All I remember is the "It doesn't matter because I'm only on volunteer only" china game.

[@ΝικηφοροςΚοτσυφακης]

​@@GAarcherthe best japan performance to date was the axis united front, everything before was outshined everything after a pale imitation.

[@motivationallizard6644]

It’s been 80 years and Dankus is still asking for cas over Madrid

[@ww3pilot433]

I can still hear his voice.

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

Andrea?

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

Serbian in Denmark

[@rhel373]

"I built lots of airports!" "Oh yeah? Where are they?" *points to enemy occupied territoty*

[@Aqueox]

Over theeeerrrre! Over theeeerrre! Look again and again over theeeerrrrre! Yes the planes aren't coming! The planes aren't coming! Because we built the strips over theeeerrrre!!!!

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@Aqueoxok this slaps

[@marcustulliuscicero5443]

Me after reading 90% of the intro: Ah, so Swimmy or Golden on Japan Me after reading the final sentence: Ah, the Urban Assault Specialist returns

[@iamhavingastroke8008]

My thoughts exactly

[@GAarcher]

there is that video of a d-day in the 40s and it's called earliest d-day I guess, I thinked it was japan from there

[@countrygeneral]

Just reading "sometimes people just have bad games", I knew immediately that Bo was on Japan.

[@Thebaconmurderer]

@@countrygeneral Had he stated that Japan had a shitty game and threw it would have been Golden, or if he stated that a safari went to long.

[@countrygeneral]

@@Thebaconmurderer so true. The danish psyop is real everybody.

[@evilwire9786]

“Some people just have bad games” Good propaganda Bo.

[@santiagoperez3024]

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it”

[@conservativedemocracyenjoyer]

"Danes are heartless creatures"

[@JG-wz8xx]

The Snake of Denmark strikes again

[@fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386]

Denkus on his videos: Napoleon Reborn Denkus on Bokoen's videos: Mussolini

[@MassiveChoad-vr5gy]

Well they where fighting under red air which is pretty much a death sentence in civil war

[@tenacity25]

@@MassiveChoad-vr5gyWhich is partially his fault due to the lack of proper air bases

[@MassiveChoad-vr5gy]

@@tenacity25 it is yeah but either way axis air vols =/= sov air vols with sov air lease

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

Dankus plays meta games, which involve the AI behaving exactly how you want it to. Replace the AI with people, and it becomes more unpredictable, and Dankus crumbles. This isn't meant to slight Dankus, it's just the whole "AI vs morons" debacle

[@penis9023]

But that just means dankus is bad since he sucks and communication and playing against other players, if he isn't allowed to have a perfect meta setup

[@6letterss]

its wild how many of bo's games ends with someone going "i need this specific piece of help just for a second right now and we win" and the other guy just goes "uh no" refusing to help and they lose

[@wetwillyis_1881]

"The UK fleet was not destroyed." Has to be one of the most devastating statements I've ever read.

[@DoccyStars]

this is braun heritage

[@-Imperial]

Somehow, the urban assault specialist returned.

[@danwilliams256]

Even urban assault specialist wasn't this bad

[@12345689069]

„I don’t remember asking” into “I don’t even know how that’s possible” with a “you really did just play to lose today didn’t you” finish really makes it a banger

[@nxdiaz5916]

Golden went through all 5 stages of grief in the span of five seconds

[@cai1725]

Swimmy was right bo can’t even beat china in a year

[@liladoodle]

Japan: *Has a good start to the invasion of China. But loses several tank divisions after getting cocky.* Emperor Hirohito: "You are made of stupid".

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

Meanwhile, Germany & Italy in Spain: "How long is this going to take!?"

[@mischaprudon3316]

Ah a fellow red alert 3 enjoyer.

[@svenrio8521]

"Sometimes people just have bad games" making excuses already at the beginning of the video. I'm guessing Bo plays Japan in this one.

[@Zwijger]

That is not an excuse? He is literally just saying it's a bad game from him.

[@svenrio8521]

​@@Zwijgerskill issue

[@captainpancake8177]

​@svenrio8521 not everyone plays to the best of their abilities sometimes yk? It really is just a bad game

[@ultimatestuff7111]

@@svenrio8521he’s not wrong, bo can absolutely cook some games, he just sucked this one

[@svenrio8521]

​@ultimatestuff7111 Man you guy's are all taking this way too seriously. I need you all to stop touching grass and get back inside for gaming

[@Ariel_Alpaca]

GUYS D-DAY IS NOT HAPPENING

[@KaiserWilhe]

you know I thought "Wow getting all your assault guns encircled is really bad, thats a long ass china war" AND THEN THE FUCKING NO NAVAL DOCTRINES IN MID 42 LIKE WHAT? HOW IS THAT GENUINELY POSSIBLE? WAS HE SPENDING EVERY BIT OF XP ON RESEARCH?

[@sicklendhammerstudio]

The War situation has developed not necessarily to Bokoen1's advantage

[@OzyWazza]

"Can we have a nice, cordial attitude? Please guys!" Audience knew where the reaction from the other players was going as soon as he said 'cordial' 😂

[@dimazaharov8565]

"terrible Spanish civil war" proceeds to end at historicly accurate year

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

The falangists didn’t get pushed back that far though

[@desertdesmond6736]

you say that like the real civil war wasnt horrible and incompetent

[@ethanyeung6216]

I mean, historically accurately, the axis lose

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

*Bo talking shit about Countries...: "Sometimes people just have bad games..." Okay Bo, Spain or Japan which one is your fault?

[@seekernomanjango]

It's always so satisfying when you call which country bo is playing from the intro

[@denniswaske4839]

Everyone be dunking on bo, but forgetting 2 things: 1) soviets were camoflauged among the chinese units, ensuring Bo couldn't see them until it was too late. 2)Dankus only wins games by meta-*whoa*ing. The moment someone breaks the meta flow, he's useless. Combine that with his refusal to communicate with fellow faction members, he's the Aqua of HOI4: strong on paper, millstone irl.

[@gabrielesalera7088]

look at the intro sees Japan being justified into being bad "classic ratkoen behaviour" skips ten seconds ahead once again ladies and gents, the snake of Denmark is at it again

[@joshazaka6636]

5:19 What a throwback

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

I love how everybody in this crew can have their iq drop by 80 points and the worst runs in a session.

[@ShadowMinnie]

"Sometime people have bad games" lol

[@furinick]

from csgo: sometimes your enemy is having a good day

[@fireironthesecond2909]

Not Bo losing: “You’re bad!” Bo losing: “Sometimes players have bad days.”

[@anubis_desert]

Still no ICBM: part 2

[@pedrotbird5426]

Seeing Bo take L's was suprising, usually these videos are like revisonist history

[@SCrash13]

Classic Dankus L. Truly a Bokoen classic.

[@peterkarpo1227]

I instantly knew it was a Bo Japan when I saw "Some people just have bad games..."

[@agermandown]

Trust the Plan- Dankus

[@Michaelonyoutub]

It doesn't seem like dankus trusts it himself

[@Partyrockscool]

I hate how Golden sounded reasonable for once at 5:37

[@provingmedusa5334]

Golden yelling at the end just to be cut off sent me into a laughing fit.

[@francojpuerta4141]

10:38 Those "I don´t remebmber asking" are the best

[@FeyTheBin]

You know things have gone to shit when Golden is the sound of reason.

[@misterio2912]

Golden sounds like he had a heart attack after this vid

[@hornet370]

first time Bo calls himself bad

[@jackdoesstuff9033]

Of course Dankus is Spain

[@mropinionaire]

"Walked in on his mother in the bath" That is a hell of a nickname xD

[@serlistogiette4168]

Im dying by Golden screaming at the end lmao

[@winowmak3r]

I'm so glad "D-Day is not happening guys" is still a thing even months later, lol

[@Robert-yn6ov]

"Sometimes people just have bad games" I instantly knew it was a bo Japan lol.

[@elgalletita_1366]

When I read "sometimes people just have a bad game" I instantly know that it was bo trying to justify his failure.

[@kd3045]

"The UK fleet was not destroyed" *Pikachu face*

[@kyrcreruly]

"Guys, can we have nice game?" "Fuck you"

[@Dudewithguns-ww7wc]

Yk this is gonna be an absolute banger of a video when half the video is Spanish civil war and the other half is Bo coping about China

[@EntityVsEntityInteractions]

I love dankus, I really do, but not building airports and then wondering why you have no CAS isn't very esports (alta)

[@GMSerenity]

Japan + Tanks? It's another Bo Japan, isn't it... ... yep.

[@greekguy5647]

-Japan getting cocky -Bo Japan checks out

[@Klanosek]

Sometimes You just feel the frustration Youself when Flojoe's gears doesn't even seem to turn at the most important moment

[@molnarandras6556]

A single paratrooper should be able to do so much damage in Spain if the soviets have air-superiority. At 1:30 right above the window in the bottom-left corner. The soviet volunteers would only need to take 1 province(mountain or plain below it) and right as the nationalist divisions break drop the paratrooper in the one on the portugese border and the front would be cut into two parts. It could be done day one as the front start in the same position in that part of the front.

[@Holsp]

Saying sometimes people have bad games and I instantly know it's bo playing Japan. 😄

[@TheLoraxshadenough]

Dankus or lenard on spain is like a swimmy strat. It either succeeds fantasticly or fails hilariously, there is no in-between.

[@polkka7797]

dankus sounds like a broken man within the first minute of the episode lmao

[@lordyoda607]

I didn't watch the stream so I can't comprehend how you killed the entire Chinese army twice in 1 year and they still had more armies to throw against you.

[@thebravest2332]

Golden rages never fail to make me laugh

[@fishyfish3090]

''sometimes people just have bad games'', i immediately knew one of the bag game havers was bo

[@quadkidnate6370]

the yelling at the end is iconic

[@pacowacko5539]

The D-Day not happening reference was 10/10 funny.

[@RubberToeYT]

The dday not happening reference was perfect

[@merchanttube2036]

"D-day is not happening" actually made me laugh

[@Nn-3]

Sulu Germany? D-Day is definitely not happening

[@thedead12]

Golden: let’s not be mean Axis Team: Shut up

[@reichtanglevictor1694]

"Worst Japan" *Japan POV* Ooh boy, here we go

[@frydog4217]

Lennard is actually hilarious when he's on the same team as dankus

[@Swbossdestroyer]

“If you dont do it flojo im gonna LOOOOOOSE IT

[@jimmyburger444]

the scripts are better than ever, you gotta put a few losses in the videos to make it seem real though of course

[@jukebox_heroperson3994]

That dialogue at the end was so fucking hilarious

[@harrisondansie9542]

Germans provide critical air support over Med in a Bo game challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[@trudny13]

Sees intro: Spain and Japan did badly at the start Sees: "Sometimes people just have bad games..." Me: Wonders if Bo was one of them, 5 secs later - yep

[@bigbubble4282]

I swear we need a fucking Hispanic player in Bo's games. I just can't stand the way Gringkoen says some of these Spanish names.

[@NatjoOfficial]

Honestly, the card at the beginning of every video is great because it’s literal BoKoen propaganda. When he does bad it’s just a bad game, when others do bad they’re fucking morons. If he does amazing it acts all humble like this country did an amazing job when it was just him, while also downplaying the role of everyone else. It’s crack up.

[@thedregking9410]

"Some people just have bad games" as soon as I saw this I KNEW it was Bo on Japan

[@QuisUtDeus828]

"Some people just have bad games" - Baghdad Bob

[@hafor2846]

Man, literally everyone was irritable in this game, it's hilarious.

[@ohalbleib]

Golden was cooking in this video

[@THEBUBBLEBASSBOY2025]

Lets go new bokoen video dropped

[@texo456]

"Sometimes people have bad games" says the japan who got pushed back to Beijing. Get rolled, Bozo😂

[@simpleout1418]

Italia MIGHT be losing it, can't confirm though

[@pxj16]

Artillery Only

[@EntityVsEntityInteractions]

D-Day cannot happen reference LMFAO

[@izawa9211]

So always after reading the starting text I pause, this time I forgot but while I was thinking I thought back to bo's other japan games and when I heared dankus, I felt enlightment

[@aidanfarnan4683]

When you're past coping and seething and into aceptence...

[@beejay99ah]

Golden, allegedly...did lose it

[@moonman62]

I don't think Dankus is making a video about this game lads. 💀

[@lukalolleonardo4797]

Bo forgot to grind the urban assualt specialist so he purposley let the chinees incircle him

[@JohnnyCash101]

I would love to see one of these guys have a political career. Imagine Golden and Bo peacefully discussing how to spend taxpayer dollars

[@josephyoseph]

You’ve got some balls; I would not have posted this video

[@samueltrusik3251]

Cannot wait for when you play in South America.

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

"Japan had an amazing start to the China war, but got cocky" I wonder if that's Bo [Looks at top left corner]

[@commissarkordoshky219]

lmao a classic throw of everyone invovled lmao.

[@doku8250]

Bo, what are ur thoughts on the new Trials of Allegience DLC?

[@MegaCommander007]

How do you guys not actually throttle Dankus? Like do you have a plan to meet up at the next paradox con or something and he just never makes it home?

[@elbeto191291]

Dude wtf is up with Dankus and Lennard on Spain? They're supposed to be pros!

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Funny how it's "sometimes people have bad games" when it's you having that bad game, isn't it Bo...

[@no...one...]

Both Dankus and Bo, the best players had, in the same game, a bad performance. Almost like it was scripted or something xD

[@terrencehill4716]

Could you guy's do another meme game? Been excited to see some more

[@randomchannel8656]

I knew bo was Japan the moment I saw "Some people just have bad games"

[@notexan182]

The Japanese blunder of 39'