The German War Economy - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@rasmussteenhansen3122]

Hitler: "Von Manstein, why didnt you take Stalingrad???" Von Manstein: "You didnt ask"

[@BBb-vp3sl]

Hitler: “army group centre, why didn’t you take Moscow!??” Army group centre: “you didn’t ask”

[@aviz8590]

Hitler: “Northern front, why did you let the fins bring supplies to Petrograd?” Northern front: “you never told us to stop ‘em”

[@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096]

Hitler: "Why didn't you guys deploy the tanks right away to stop D-day?" Rommel: "We couldn't ask"

[@hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895]

Brauns the kinda guy to not wipe his ass because no one told him to.

[@Spar_kie]

Braun stands up while shitting

[@user-ub4yc3ew6n]

@@Spar_kie because nobody told him to sit

[@b99b12]

@@Spar_kie with his cheeks clenched

[@Original-pi7em]

@@b99b12 because

[@StyggeOrd08]

@@Spar_kie Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing

[@zeroxthesoldat4410]

I think that was the calmest i've ever seen everyone be on a losing game.

[@Michaelonyoutub]

they were all prepared to be on a sinking ship as soon as they signed up to be on the side of swimmy on germany

[@Robopercy]

Yup that’s swimmy in HOI4... HOI3 is a completely different story though lol

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

And that says a lot.

[@redshirt5126]

@@Robopercy "THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM WILL SAVE THIS NATION!!!!"

[@floridaball4896]

@@redshirt5126 thank God I'm not the only one to have seen that gem of a video

[@motivationallizard6644]

“You can’t lose the Air war if you don’t have an Air Force”-Swimy probably

[@mattevans4377]

More like "If I don't have any planes, then planes don't exist". If you want to focus on ground units, fine, but you should always take AA if that's the case, because your enemy might not build like you do, and might actually build planes.

[@Zorro9129]

@@mattevans4377 SPAA is actually decent

[@thefallen501st9]

@@Zorro9129 doesn’t matter if u have no fuel tho

[@motivationallizard6644]

@Motivational Lizard brother!??!!

[@annurissimo1082]

@@motivationallizard6644 :O

[@equilintogo5378]

Just when I thought Swimmy's blunders couldn't hurt more, there comes "you didnt say my name" Braun

[@alexG106]

"people change and so do plans" I about lost my shit and choked on my soup

[@katamariroller2837]

Better than lose soup and choke on your shit.

[@shirokatsumoto9918]

@Wompo Mikeasy almost like putting all baskets in one egg

[@dmontpelier]

@Wompo Mikeasy same

[@InfiniteCS]

"It's not a bad tank, it's just misunderstood"

[@campbell91988]

Narrator voice: It was, in fact, not misunderstood.

[@despacito_boi4484]

Your going to the balkan entente.

[@InvertedGigachad]

What a nice looking country. I should ask them to come to the Balkan entente

[@katamariroller2837]

Broke: doing the Balkan entente. Woke: doing the Belkan entente.

[@despacito_boi4484]

@@katamariroller2837

[@swag_8884]

*you’re

[@despacito_boi4484]

@@swag_8884 i apologize for the unforgivable sin of not using the correct “your”

[@cromwellington441]

“Sir, the allied forces are bombing Berlin, we need to send up our aircraft right now!” “What the fuck is an aircraft?”

[@Tomahawak6712]

I hate how I look at this comment when it was posted 1 month ago and it's been 4 months and still not a single comment with 390 likes Edit: 7 months now, why the heck is there no comments?? Edit: 8 months now and 2 comments Edit: it's been a year and the comment still has 2 comments with 700 likes 💀

[@zelocalsryup8210]

@@Tomahawak6712 because no

[@goldenproductions7831]

Much yes

[@pigs2001]

Swimmy's budget was behind the 2008 financial crisis

[@AlteryxGaming]

Swimmy’s luftwaffe did 9/11. That’s why he had no planes

[@lek289]

"What kind of idiot doesn't build planes?" *hears swimmy* Ahhhhhhhhh

[@Ulfbhert9000]

hi Lek

[@felipeviana6215]

Just wait for the one where Bo tries it, just wait

[@thefallen501st9]

I mean I legit saw a discussion on the steam page where a dude was talking about the math behind not building planes and only doing tanks it was the dumbest shit ever

[@klowt4900]

@@thefallen501st9 It's not that dumb especially as the soviets, and as Germany it is possible as long as you have green air against the soviets. actually works quite well because you build AA which negates most of the cas damage and you will have like 30 tank divisions

[@GustavoGplay]

@@felipeviana6215 I don't think he'll ever upload that. It was so short

[@maxkennedy8075]

*British infantry under attack by German Assault guns* “tanks wiv no turret bruv? Kinda stuigpid innit?”

[@Tmanowns]

Churret*

[@drekbleh7081]

Braun has a point The day I gave up Velcro shoes i always felt laces were a waste of time. Also you can trip over untied laces but you can't trip over Velcro

[@maciejbala477]

Velcro is objectively better, idk why it's not accepted more

[@l.h.9747]

@@maciejbala477 because it has no class. This is like having a plastic neon colour raincoat with reflective stripes. Shure its effective but it looks like shit

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@l.h.9747 I Don’t give a fuck about fashion

[@jacobcantrell82]

@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme Fashion is the endgame of life

[@abbyalphonse499]

@@maciejbala477 Because laces are cheaper to manufacture and replace if they get damaged

[@nathanpitek3177]

This is such a classic Bokoen episode. Bron doing jack shit, Bo confused as shit, swimmy giggling his ass off the whole time

[@equilintogo5378]

And straight man College having to deal with all these at once

[@magmat0585]

@@equilintogo5378 poor, poor College

[@tinsoldier3580]

I read the opening and immediately thought, "Oh, so he's playing Italy?" Happy I was right.

[@ObadiahtheSlim]

And I guessed it was Swimmy in Germany.

[@oliwierbroda2575]

I love Swimmy and his absolutly insane never working tatics.

[@ekulzonum]

to be fair out of all of his crazy dumb plans this one had the highest chance of succeeding. Braun just dropped the ball hard

[@demodem1834]

Remember the episode where College had said to Swimmy: "There's being a meta player and there's not being a meta player, *and there's this* "

[@kandymanis]

Bokoen: "Im going to have a fun game in the Med! I'll take Africa with german help and proclaim the Roman Empire!" Swimmy: "Oh, I don't think so."

[@shirokatsumoto9918]

No, I don't think you will.

[@snakeguy8646]

I’ve word for word been in that situation too many times

[@Zorro9129]

As crazy as no air and Ferdinands sound, it could have worked if it weren't for Braun. That's on him.

[@googane7755]

Im not sure if any tanks would work if the soviets have 2k more planes than you

[@Zorro9129]

@@googane7755 Doesn't SPAA cancel out the effects of enemy air?

[@DewaKrishna_]

@@Zorro9129 to an extent, yes

[@googane7755]

@@Zorro9129 SPAA reduces it but it does not eliminate enemy superiority. Plus adding spaa reduces the effectiveness of your tanks against other ground units and not to mention how much division speed, breakthrough and reduced enemy defense you're missing out on if you had green air.

[@Zorro9129]

@@googane7755 True. I suppose the sweet spot for Germany is to have enough planes to get superiority over the Soviets but not enough to go against the Allies (because you can't outproduce the Allies unless if they're seriously neglecting that).

[@earlofbroadst]

Swimmy to Bo: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

[@kingdom25]

A wise man once told me, “Control the air, control the wa-“ Swimmy: We are cutting the budget for the Luftwaffe Wha? Swimmy: And we shall barb in 1940 ... Did Hitler purge Göring in this timeline?

[@mshaqed2538]

But how does purging Goring damage the air force? Last time I checked Goring was one of the main reasons for Germany's and the Luftwaffe's demise.

[@Freedmoon44]

@@mshaqed2538 Göring is still the boss of the luftwaffe, so if theres no Göring in this timeline germany has no air force, simple as that. Ofc in reality things wouldve changed but heh hoi4 isnt reality ^^

[@Brams2777]

Nah he just choked on a salami

[@user-hx3ng2nq5i]

Xd

[@kingdom25]

@@Brams2777 Knew it would catch up to him

[@TheE_G_G]

Oh boy! Time to watch a refreshing and regul- Swimmy: I REQUIRE A TONK.

[@Harcky100]

"People change and so do plans" just got me something good

[@Sigil_Firebrand]

Swimmy has become the reason I watch these now, like, the pure concentrated acoustic in that man is always funny.

[@mattevans4377]

"I can't believe we lost all our tanks" I can.....

[@christian9125abd]

i still can't belive he did that while an fucking summer offensive

[@mattevans4377]

@@christian9125abd I can ;)

[@christian9125abd]

@@mattevans4377 but still it is so dumb i mean not even germans managed to lose that hard while a summer offensive even kursk was better made than that one

[@ryanrusch3976]

I didn't expect to be dying laughing watching an actual German supply conversation between mustache man and his logistics crew.

[@senorpaella1492]

the last time I was this early, the Spanish had a stable political system

[@bernardosales1044]

Damn you must come from when they were still Visigoths

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

How old are you? What was Jesus like?

[@maxkennedy8075]

Damn, didn’t realise the Romans had YT

[@Sigil_Firebrand]

... So never?

[@primal_guy1526]

Roma Invicta?

[@Partyrockscool]

How tf does Romania forget to give fuel to Germany? That’s their one job in life...

[@rishabhbalachandran2544]

You know when the soviet air force has complete air superiority over the luftwaffe, either germany is a new player, or it's swimmy

[@fernsong8558]

Last time I was this early, the US was invading Iwo Jima

[@MrTea-zl5ol]

Germany: attention all axis we require fuel for our tanks so we can win this war! Italy: here you are Romania: huh?

[@diallod357]

"It's not my fault" aka Romania

[@destrucktoid7569]

worst part about the Ferdinand's is he's not even larping with them, the irl Germans knew they were a bad idea and didn't order any.

[@DarthSidian]

Please never stop doing these. I love the MP In a Nutshell series so damn much.

[@god1131]

THE LORD COMMANDS YOU TO PLAY WITH THE DWARF GINGER (aka Tonmykay)

[@TozuPug]

When the opening bit said that Germany decided to forego planes, I knew it was Swimy

[@utemt6]

Aw man I remember this stream. Bo's Africa divisions were such a nice change of pace , too bad it was Swimmy in the drivers seat so we didn't get to see them actually do anything

[@primal_guy1526]

Every Axis HOI4 game in a nutshell: SWIMMY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!

[@skyance4992]

“Plans change and so do people” Hitler after a failed Barb, 1942

[@polskipolak1129]

STAR WARS : EMPIRE AT WAR NEW VIDEO WHEN 😤😤😤😤😤

[@mjburden8086]

Exactly

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

Asking the real questions.

[@typicaluser697]

Real

[@stormer9763]

Jesus i sometimes hate how incompetent braun can be then he blames everyone else...

[@sobokgaming8476]

I don’t watch streams so I love to read the opening title screen to try and guess who Bo is gonna play. I think I’m getting pretty good at it. Whenever one country is getting put in a bad situation by allies it’s always Bo.

[@flyingmarius_0413]

1:16 As a German I have to say that he pronounced Strum-Infanteriegeschütz good

[@psyduckpsy8726]

Like to imagine a scenario where Braun is a doctor and someone goes "anyone here a doctor i need help" and everyone is stare at Braun with his lab coat and stethoscope expecting him to help and he says "he didn't say my name though"

[@turnoverhd435]

these games are so much funnier when you imagine shit like Hirohito getting yelled at by Hitler for playing with his zipper during military planning

[@josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101]

So does Goering starve to death in this timeline?

[@bigtony4177]

It's so cool to see you guys role-playing on Hoi, finally! Looking forward to more RP games!

[@lpap6669]

Last time i was this early, (historical event here)

[@francescobarresi8885]

i swear every time swimmy plays Germany, the intro in these videos always says "so Germany didn't build an airforce and..."

[@thysmillan2067]

Multiplayer Lobby chat at 8:33 CFlick: GUYS THEY PUT HIM IN A PEACH WHAT HE GONNA DO NOW Munk: eat made my day

[@liladoodle]

Bo & the crew: "We're the best hoi IV players!". Also Bo & the crew: *Absolute chaos noises*.

[@mission101]

I’ve finally become an alpha Bokoen viewer, upon reading the title card I knew that Swimmy would be Germany

[@elendil6144]

I really missed when Braun was the clown of the group. Now he came back to his rightful status.

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Swimmy: *refuses to build an air force* Me: Have we been here before? I feel like we've been here before...? Swimmy: I have risen to become a legend, Bo... the legend you fear! Me: Oh my God, we have been here before! Swimmy: I have become the Legenday... SUPER AUTIST-- *loses war* *DED*

[@stelscarrot]

"It's Braun, isn't it?" - literally every video.

[@rogerroger8190]

Swimmy was just RPing as 1945 Germany the whole time.

[@dravenocklost4253]

Man, I love that outro

[@SciRuler]

It loves you too

[@maxkennedy8075]

When I saw *Zipper sounds* I thought back to you boys playing rising storm 2 Vietnam

[@gpjedy7379]

Can't unsee the Swimmy's fighter 1 production line in 1941

[@AHersheyHere]

Next game Bron will be the US, and no one will remember to ask him to stop being isolationist.

[@ashfennelly76]

Cannot wait for the AAT weapons market remake of this episode 🙏

[@TheColdsuit]

I swear to God, Swimmy is having a stroke.

[@zachstutzman4059]

My new favorite thing to do in these videos is guess what nation Bo is going to be playing based on the into card alone

[@TheRagaz]

it seems like swimmy's tactical genius impressed everyone so much that he's constantly playing the major majors like japan and germany?

[@Argie87]

5:22 Finland has that black Mannerheim that was a meme years ago XD

[@sopheakpannhabou3139]

Well, German war economy was IRL, a nightmare until Speer took over and production efficiency and streamline production takes place to a degree, but not enough for the war they put themselves in.

[@fraticelli4838]

No Göring challenge run, nice

[@R3GARnator]

What's the opposite of the saying, "If you friend jumps off a bridge, will you do it too?"

[@tomm9963]

I've missed a Swimmy Disasterclass

[@atticuskhalif6680]

The last time I was this early there was actually a good emperor on the throne

[@nmevaz9250]

Nobody: The Comment Section: “lAsT TimE i WaS tHiS eaRLy blah blah blah.”

[@bacon_1866]

Mr. Speer do you want to slap a Pak 88mm on that Elefant or a better engine? Speer: *Y E S*

[@joelc6460]

swimmy is just acting everytime right? there is no way he is that dense XD

[@Tlberias]

Swimmy is just missunderstood

[@legolas-xu6ou]

Me: reads intro* Also Me: Swimmy's playing as Germany isnt he...

[@danielhughes1711]

That’s my excuse now “he hasn’t asked”

[@tlf7674]

Oh man, my favourite team! Swimmy/College coops are always magical.

[@garrettmoore1222]

I needed this tysm

[@davidstrau1461]

AS i read the Prolog i knew swimmy would be playing Germany

[@Caligulathegreat]

1:51 the irony of Braun calling anyone fat

[@KayveePlays]

5:16 Bo temporarily assumes control of Germany.

[@jumperwilli7770]

*Read the description* *Hear Swimmy* My first tought: This gonna be good

[@glitched_matrix]

I don't even need to watch the video to know that Swimmy will just fuck something up hard.

[@francesco8000]

I was not ready for this level of Hitler roleplay.

[@natestarkovich4893]

“People change and so do plans” context: he changed the plan

[@maxclark3596]

Swimmy literally went full Hitler 'me no need air force, me have big tank' 'mein fuhrer, we do not have enough and cannot keep up with the demand' 'big brain time. Me have stick. me want bigger stick. so if stick is tank, then me need bigger tank. jenius'

[@Neon-zq5of]

I wonder what goes through Swimys mind sometimes

[@quiet_gal_]

bruh braun ain't wrong about the velcro shoes he's fucking spot on

[@sambarrett7532]

Role reversal from the last Hoi4 game, clearly Bo didn't learn from Swimmy's mistakes

[@magni5648]

The moment I read the opening card, my first quetion was "Swimmy or Braun?"

[@alex130]

Bo: posta a video Me: excited.mp3

[@ruisuakatsuki402]

The thing about doom is the kill demons and you can play with friends

[@Lazaphaza]

swimmy be like 'airplains.... not a problem if you don't look up'

[@waffelzthenerd3583]

BLITZKRIEG.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

[@nebojsag.5871]

7:01 to 7:14 unironically historical Germany.

[@coffee4682]

wake up see bokoen1 video day -ruined- saved

[@fmc7774]

these boys cant let something go holy shit

[@ishaaqsultan9040]

Not even watched yet but by the title card im guessing swimmy

[@tringapore9820]

I feel like Swimy is the new Golden or Dressel with his plays

[@eisteepommes3159]

6:27 the Sturmtiger was built to destroy buildings and u tell us it was a great tank..

[@floridaball4896]

Bo should have joined the Balkan entente