What If Germany Didn't Build An Air Force? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@lefishe8791]

Can’t believe Cho King would change Franco’s pic but not add Dwayne “ The Rock” Johnson trait

[@snrken]

He did its in the mod now

[@bubble4072]

@@snrken that's Swimmy's and College's mod thoug

[@NeoMatrix77777]

Japan: *loses China* China: *splits* Japan: This is getting out of hand. Now there are TWO of them!

[@rebelkommando6166]

Chinese civilian: We should not have made this bargain!

[@kisevr4935]

My master is the leeegal?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@kisevr4935 Chiang Kai Shek: "I will make it legal!"

[@ladywaffle2210]

China, in the middle of the civil war: *"We'll be right back after this message!"* Japan, entering, then exiting, without saying a word: China(s): *"And we are back!"*

[@PwnZombie]

Lose land loze men wugeow

[@maxkennedy8075]

Ahhh Fwancisco Fwanco, counterpart to mUWUssalini and Hideki Tojowo

[@kamikazefrancais]

*notices battle of Bulge* UwU

[@maxkennedy8075]

@@kamikazefrancais *General staff and high command crying in the corner of the war room* “P-please dear leader, just call it a salient and not a ‘bulgy-wulgy’, I’m begging you” *Awoodolf Hitler* 😾

[@senbontorii2680]

I hate all three of you.

[@NicholasEzclapz]

@@senbontorii2680 I agree

[@josh-kg1rb]

man these are more reasons for nuclear war and annhilation

[@joshuakemp4726]

6:22 “China will go larger” awakened a long forgotten memory of my days playing command and conquer generals

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

"We have big plans"

[@anthonyfangqingyu4570]

I knew there would be someone else! Same here, and I played the Chinese language version

[@rubiepie]

Same

[@damien4357]

"Battlemaster Tank reporting"

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@mirzahamzabaig5667 "Going up!"

[@lockretvids]

"Did you do it? Did you betray Italy?" "Yes..." "What did it cost?" "Everything..."

[@alejandropoczynokh]

>HOI4 >no air, neither AA >went concentrated Truly an underappreciated strategy

[@angrypepe7615]

Did Germany think they were playing against the ai or something?

[@Ronald98]

@@angrypepe7615 you think the AI is that stupid?? try playing against it with no airforce... modern hoi4 (especially after the 1.9.0 update) is all about airpower... try pushing a front against 1000 cas and you would be annihilated

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@Ronald98 I have over 2000 hours of playing this game against AI with not a single plane, planes do not matter against AI, get good 40 widths with artillery and you are virtually unstoppable

[@Ronald98]

@Ruosong Gao have you watched any of Bo's videos?? air is so op they even banned strat bombers... i would love to see you push me on the eastern front with over 4000 CAS on each and every airzone... no amount of AA is gonna help you there.. even bo said it himself in "No Step Backwards" video... AA won't help you push the front.. it will cause you tens of millions of casualties and lose tons of equipment... stop playing against noobs and play against real good players... it's easy to win against people who don't know about the meta

[@Ronald98]

@@lucasnadamas9317 are you playing vanilla or modded HOI4? because in my modded game i have an allies faction which got 25 divisions on EACH tile... yeah trust me you gonna need air for that

[@recifie-7628]

My favorite part of this video was Jack's sinister giggle at 7:03 while we see him sneaking an Australian motorized behind enemy lines lmao

[@BaronVonMott]

*Operation Drop-Bear*

[@sanchez3138]

"Germany doesn't build an air force" "Japan lost to China" So is this basically a "the Axis lost before the game even really started" or what? Cuz it sounds like that to me.

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

Pretty much, noob germany oof. I mean it was just 1940 and he died. Idk why they play with absolute newcomers to this very simple game

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

@Ruosong Gao So in other words: you cant win anyway doing this

[@equilintogo5378]

It happens so fast China falls to a civil war early

[@wouterkessel4852]

@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi I've played as the Italy in a hist game where germany won against the allies in 1940 and I was the only one that had built any planes, even then it was only 10 factories on them just enough to get us air supremacy in the channel during sealion. We took britain, held in Africa due to the UK having decided early on that apparently he didn't need a proper navy to beat me on Italy meaning I slaughtered his navy in the first month of the war, and proceeded to win the eastern front in june 1941 because the USSR ragequit after we had killed about 6 million of his men (he had gone for attritional warfare startegy but apparently didn't know that against players such a strategy uses up a lot of manpower in the number of units killed in pitched battle)

[@RyRy2057]

tbf Japan lost in China irl too lmao

[@thedrakegamerhd6746]

Another Golden Lost but what's more important is The Dawn of a New Meme: "Swimmy is a Rat 2020" "He will rig the game from the start"

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

"How am I a rat? Swimmy is over there!" Bo adds foreshadowing now in his episodes

[@DankusMemecus]

this is a bully moment

[@mrbeen4662]

Nice 😊

[@quincyames2014]

Dankus try not to be cute challenge

[@mrbeen4662]

@@quincyames2014 Dankus try to be dumb any procent challange

[@officialvallen]

Average Dankus new meta build

[@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684]

Think this one was deserved by the looks of it...

[@kamiriniko]

"How am i a rat? Swimmy is sitting right there!" Well, now everything is explained

[@TheColombianSpartan]

"If we destroy the Civilians he wont be able to trade for any recources" Say that but without context lmao edit: My God the replies are hilariously cursed holy shit

[@roadhigher]

- Arthur ''Bomber'' Harris presenting his plan to RAF Bomber Command, 1942

[@maxkennedy8075]

Literally Arthur “aerial cremation for the Aryan nation” Harris

[@beefyblom]

Arthur "Bring the Sun to the Huns" Harris moment

[@PoolNoodleGundam]

Is that the smell of custardized schoolchildren?

[@R3GARnator]

r/shitcrusaderkingssay sort of thing.

[@snakeguy8646]

Swimmy’s the kind of guy to get mad and pick a fight with a trash can *then lose*

[@Prideium9001]

The moment I saw this vid: It’s swimmy isn’t it? Then when it’s not swimmy Me: is it dressel? When it’s not dressel Me: well Dankus is meant for USSR

[@sihirdalizim8558]

what hapened to dressel btw

[@jurjen8703]

@@sihirdalizim8558 Deployment/when he plays games he doesnt really like playing mappies with the boys anymore

[@sihirdalizim8558]

@@jurjen8703 then why dressel name is banned in bobokens chat

[@jurjen8703]

@@sihirdalizim8558 oh, dunno

[@TheMightofDab]

@@sihirdalizim8558Meme

[@keeganhoffman2380]

“Hey I’ve seen this one before. This is a classic!”

[@ThesuguruChannel]

"What do you mean this is brand new"

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

Truly this Germany honors Dressels play style

[@rgm-96xjesta31]

-Concentrated Industry -No AA -No Airforce *Ah yes, I too like to live dangerously*

[@anti_brine6981]

everybody out here simpin for Fwancisco, but i don't see no one talkin about my boy Carl in Finland

[@voltigeurs5069]

Some things are too cursed to be mentioned heretic !

[@2cbsuppository]

Black Mannerheim is a real casting choice for the personal life story of the Finnish war hero Nobody knows why

[@AwayWithYouVileBeggar]

It doesn't matter that Germany has no air, it doesn't matter that Germany has Concentrated Industry because at the end of the day *G O L D E N L O S T*

[@Gidi66]

2:31 I'm gonna need the sauce for that Fwancisco Fwanco-sempai

[@maxkennedy8075]

You cursed individual, I’m totally not commenting to follow this to also get it hahhaha no that’d be cringe

[@mysticfire7675]

The people demand sauce

[@Gidi66]

found this after googleing it for a few minutes www.deviantart.com/takeshi-nogami/art/Madoka-with-Francisco-Franco-cosplay-331967152

[@Gidi66]

and this imgur.com/gallery/tvZO5/comment/224114737 and imgur.com/a/EzxRE

[@EarlSoC]

One of those what-ifs historians have been too afraid to ask.

[@nomnomxddd8157]

9:25 am I seeing Russian troops in France!? Did Bo beat the record of Tsar Alexander?!

[@christian9125abd]

i guess he maybe helped france as they are commie

[@Interesting-kr8hb]

@@christian9125abd Nope he is attacking Paris and the next second is a peace conference for France and Bo has the most war score.

[@causality43]

its a chinese troop with russian uniform

[@christian9125abd]

@@Interesting-kr8hb oh soviet betrayded commie france

[@ThePikminCaptain]

2:32 Look how they massacred my boy

[@Tankdestroyer467]

6:21 *IS THAT A C&C REFERENCE!!!! YUS!!!!!*

[@PlevritisBlevins]

Ya’ll remember that time in WW2 when Francisco Franco died, so they had an anime senpai come take his place?

[@katamariroller2837]

And yet, both were cock-teases that drove Hitler mad.

[@AdmiralRamenNoodles]

British and American Admiralty in a heated debate about the navy

[@maybemaeb]

Literally "mine's bigger than yours," kek.

[@tomdraycott8139]

Will we ever get an episode where the first 2 minutes arent about the navies?

[@helwrecht1637]

America just outing Bo as fake news 😂

[@liladoodle]

The first minute and a half are just the Washington Naval Treaty in a nutshell. But Japan, France, & Italy aren't present. Also, @2:29: Francisco Franco as an anime girl, I like the look of it.

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

Anyone got the sauce?

[@grandstrategos1144]

What Germany did was singlehandedly the worst set of ideas I have seen enacted in this game.

[@thirstyserpent1079]

but can they do worse?

[@iammrarcher6833]

Göring like what am i gonna do? Eat Cake

[@CowMan17]

"GÖRING YOU FUCKING DOUGH BOY, YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD MEANT FOR THE 6TH ARMY AND NOW ENCIRCLED IN STALINGRAD"

[@goodhore]

Imagine King George V died but his funeral was skipped because Churchill was too busy arguing with Roosevelt about whos got the bigger navy

[@esbendit]

Churchill would totally do that.

[@expansiondestination2237]

Jesus, just from the title, did Braun play Germany?

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

@@mr.generalissimo5678 Sounds like a newcomer to hoi4 lol

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

@Kostas anagno I think if you ever think such a "strategy" would make sense you must be a newcomer xD

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

@Kostas anagno If you ask me thats not possible and victory is like that out of the question. Idk dont Bokoen marks meme-games or something?

[@frankunderwood8264]

@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi He has 5k+ hours lol

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

@@abridge2 it’s Dankus, as a Germany he’s okay, it’s this video he messes up and gets trashed. If he is Romania, Finland, or Italy the games over

[@buddermonger2000]

The Sino-Soviet alliance is probably the strongest possible because you can't run out of resources, industry, or manpower. And then you just manage the fronts together.

[@s0undwavekiller558]

"What If Germany Didn't Build An Air Force?" Well then, I've watched long enough to know the answer to this: Memes, and Germany dying really fuckin quickly

[@arcm4210]

isnt dankus one of those serious metagamers ?

[@snakeguy8646]

Yes, apparently for this one he went the exact opposite

[@deaths_helm1780]

Jack didn’t disappoint. Any game with back is a good game

[@Spieler521]

The glorious return of Jack

[@bluebird5774]

Coming back to this and seeing where it's been replayed the most... I'm not surprised by one of them

[@Tissue_wrap]

Holy shit, Bokoen grew. I was here since 10k subs. Proud dane

[@waxerprizm774]

Dang congrats on growing, 27k in an hour shiii 👌

[@AP-qr8en]

I think all of the different accents in these videos is what makes them so great

[@napoleoncomplex2712]

The smack talk in these games is hilarious.

[@williamking6787]

The first 1:50 of this video is ridiculous cause he really did say later in the game

[@Kingj411]

Hearing Bo saying “pussy ships” in his Danish accent is hilarious

[@thepieguypdx7780]

People have tested and it doesn’t seem like concentrated vs dispersed actually measurably changes factory damage rates (devs probably misplaced a decimal point or something). No AA was the real mistake.

[@alejochol9397]

deadass? is there a paradox forum post about it?

[@ColCoal]

Germany decided that their investments into zeppelins didn't pay off in ww1 so they are going to focus entirely on ground forces.

[@RiseofNick]

I'm gonna be so pissed if we don't see the full version of this.

[@pvpcake]

4:40 isn't where bo is telling Australia to go the area that thermopylae would be

[@andreikovacs3476]

It pisses me off how HOI4 allows Japan to start with Hosho and UK with Hermes, but does not allow USA to start with Langley. They handicap them with a carrier minus for no reason.

[@Emblazened]

6:17 ah, nice command and conquer generals reference. I know 2 people who would get that one.

[@Guanaco17]

Reading the description of this particular game make me say out loud "What is this play!?".

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Trillion dimensional chess

[@joshuanaumowicz5115]

This first minute of this is Bo and Thomas comparing their pps let’s be real. Thomas: “it’s gets bigger in the late game”

[@darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958]

Hey Bokoen1 do a Norway naval only NO BALLS -From Northern Norway

[@gabrielganzaga365]

This happens too much in public lobbies for me

[@sani8152]

Every fucking game, but they build shit ton of AA tho

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

No German airforce. No AA. All their factories nice and close together. I think this is Bomber Harris's wet dream

[@koubicube]

2:30 wtf?

[@tomm9963]

Thomas be channelling his inner Donald *STOP THE COUNT*

[@idkig4364]

Certified Herman Meyer moment

[@terrencehill4716]

I love Jacks sectio of his motorized and he got upset when he couldnt cap Romania lol

[@Tower_Swagman]

2:29 insert tank man saying "UGH"

[@Schmidty1]

No air Germany works you just need AA haha.

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

"France is a rat." And his name is Remmy (Remy? Remi? I don't know how to write now, it's quite late and I can't think of anything funny).

[@archdornan3068]

The starting clip is the Royal Navy and the American navy in the 30s irl

[@hellnabrudaq3]

I like the way Spanish Commune started a civil war to take Fwancisco-chan

[@oiergarcia7533]

2:30 As a basque, i only have one question: WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT UNHOLY SHIT?!?!?!

[@343DeltaSpark]

Bo was wrong, the US Navy is bigger in terms of tonnage because of how fat every American sailor is

[@Ribcageler]

Hi I'm Bo, I hope you're having a good day Rilber

[@francesco8000]

"No airforce, No AA and all our industry will be concentrated so it will be an easier target" That is some 7d interdimensional chess right there.

[@Sniper13111]

I feel like "What if *insert nation here* Didn't Build An Air Force" should be the title of nearly every episode

[@TheFuri0uswc]

German Industry:*Chuckles* I'm in danger

[@FeyTheBin]

Jesus, that intro text was overwhelming already lul

[@extraordinarytv5451]

*doesn't build an air force* Ok.... *doesn't build AA either* *_uninstalls and fucking dies_*

[@Boxghost574]

3 years later, Bo would do a 1939 barb successfully.

[@essexclass8168]

6:16 - We Stand Together!

[@edwinlam4679]

"What if Germany Didn't Play in WW2?"

[@R3GARnator]

This was a fun one!

[@espi742]

The chinese settling of sweden was hilarious

[@Dovoline3]

Waaaaaaaait a sec wait a sec. How the hell does UK start out with 16 heavy cruisers? The UK's ENTIRE post-WWI naval doctrine was to explicitly NOT build heavy cruisers, and just build light cruisers that were as heavily armored as heavy cruisers. The whole point of the Town-class was that they could beat the shit out of and take a beating from any heavy cruiser afloat but only cost half as much, and thus could be shit out endlessly.

[@mati_6757]

Really late reply but whatever Well, they start with 16 heavy cruisers because they HAD 16 heavy cruisers at the time the game starts (1936). 10 of the County class, 2 Yorks and the 4 old Hawkins class. All constructed or at least laid down before 1930s London naval conference after which Royal Navy decided to shift the focus towards having more 6-inch armed light cruisers rather than few 8-inch armed cruisers (and also because of treaty limitations on number of heavy cruisers for each signatory of the Treaty).

[@herrdoctor2895]

Wait, the germany that doesn't have a airforce id Dankus? The Dankus Memecus? The man that is right now the meme among memes in Hoi4? The man who discovered the Transport Plane Is The Ticket to Supply Dankus Memecus?!

[@bencurran3204]

The battle if thessaly looking real different

[@technetium9653]

I wanted to see the talking after the fact?, Why did Germany not get an airforce? Why didn't they put AA

[@theunforgiven9386]

8:21 France: Execute Order 66

[@aidanbeesley3221]

Hitler finally got tired of Goring’s shit

[@dorktriogamer2865]

Bo gave me cancer in that first part thx bo you killed me

[@ladywaffle2210]

Swimmy busted out the CnC Generals voiceline tho

[@elsa17z]

8:12 The GREAT sinicization of the world has begun by sending 5 million Chinese to Russia, everyone shall eat dim sum with chopsticks!

[@gpjedy7379]

What a classic swimmy

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

What is Dragon's Gate a reference too? I just know it's a restaurant/hotel on the outskirts of Stockholm.

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

Yeah, this is restaurant/hotel... chinese restaurant/hotel. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Gate_(Sweden)

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

@@ГригорийГ-ч4н But that’s isn’t widely known right? How would someone from Denmark know about it?

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

@@TheWolfwiththeDragon i mean, why not? It is on outskirts of Stockholm. So if Bokoen went to Sweden on some holyday he probably saw it. Or heard about it.

[@Bokoen1]

Swimmy is Swedish, he told us about it one night and we laughed our ass off.

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

@@Bokoen1 Ah okay, that makes sense. 👍

[@laytonmann5402]

Golden

[@RunicRhino22]

2:31 Based!

[@Ep3o]

Swimmy is the biggest rat

[@SuperWolfman9]

"China will grow larger!" Bruh? CnC? He said it *exactly* like the voiceline too.

[@thebestoneforreal3491]

Yes more please

[@kingboxnugget7778]

0:07 that sentence dosent go well Also i have a question. In an infantry and tank divisions is it better to have support aa or regylar aa in the template

[@unwichtig1048]

Thank you for entertaining me in Quarantine!

[@michalmc6973]

Not building anything. or Redefining the meta.

[@elianmk1025]

2:30 How... How that happen and what mod they use for that non-corresponding place

[@vin6870]

I love Jack in this game

[@kevincastillomorales4858]

6:02 Finlands leader portrait its.. interesting