Bondsh Wars Epishode VI: Return of the Jew

[@Springfield88]

You know it's real love when Fred actually has to end the call

[@joeybeann]

You're talking to my plant.

[@JoeGallo43]

Lol normally Fred is hung up on after ONE "chu f-king nasshole", or "I'm gonna wring your f-king nehhhckk", or "do you wanna shuhck-my-D*CK?", or "I'm sitting in front of my computer looking at- BEASHTIALITY!"

[@millec60]

If Fred Gordon Herbert called me, I wouldn't hang up

[@Xpwnxage]

@@millec60 So what's going on?

[@bullock4211]

​@@millec60Well why this strange phone call, what's going on with you?

[@Muddaphucker]

Thanks for continuing to make Fred videos in 2019. The Fred community is small but you are undoubtedly the king, Carlosh!

[@soph1e]

That'sh not good information

[@Muddaphucker]

@@soph1e You're startin to make me wonder here...

[@thisisyourson7905]

Why are you sho mad @ me??

[@tRapdontRap]

Thank you Ron.

[@tRapdontRap]

@Anders woaw!

[@BrianBetzAcousticGuitar]

There's a Ray Bradbury short story developing here: a New York Jewish gentleman receives prank calls from Fred's soundboard for years, and while he's annoyed with them at first, the Jewish gentleman and Fred's soundboard develop a lifelong friendship that transcends religion, technology, and the universe itself.

[@HybridBlueDream]

“Transcends religion” lol

[@sheismymom]

these two have a really beautiful relationship

[@rillest75]

"I thought you were locked up!"

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

I wonder if he knowsh Fred was the one connecting him with the Crook and othersh a while back? Coho!

[@DH-fb4iy]

Never stop making these callsh. Thank you Ron

[@E.Humperdinck]

Wherever the Jew goes, there Fred is.

[@thisisyourson7905]

Wherever you go there you are.

[@E.Humperdinck]

yesh. Do ya remeber that?

[@dickr9345]

@@thisisyourson7905 Correct. No boutadoutit

[@rhysmcgovern6894]

@@thisisyourson7905 could you please give me a bailbonsman soundboard link

[@thisisyourson7905]

@@rhysmcgovern6894 www.mediafire.com/file/ijwqny2b6yx9bd4/Fredm26.swf/file

[@Xpwnxage]

Dude I'm so happy to see this pop up in my notifications

[@DarkTwiki]

I know of one Gregory Stevens... a black gentleman

[@gregoryb698]

It'sh a great thing for me to say...

[@Mdg897]

Gettin hahd.....

[@RLJ550]

Your cellphone ish sho fuzzhy

[@Xpwnxage]

@@RLJ550 Excuse me?

[@mcaddicts]

Who's the Jew that's been calling our space station?

[@Starless2012]

This jew is relaxing out on a boat in east hampton with all the money he made reselling rolex watches. Poor Fred is out in the desert with a pile of lisence plates.

[@Weehawk]

Big pile of license plates

[@gbaker9295]

That NY Jew sounds like a good guy. He's pretty quick

[@miksjunior]

He's sitting on a pile of sheckles

[@gordoncamacho8649]

He's the JEW that's callin the station here

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Is that New Yorker a jew

[@metrostatetacticalicecream6945]

I heard that Fred’s millennium walnut ran the nasshole run in less than 12 parsecs.

[@dickr9345]

How many...-WHAT? 2 YEARSH?

[@1ofthereal1sleft75]

Fast he ish!!

[@E.Humperdinck]

CO-HO!

[@johnthemachine]

I'm not talkin to anybody about JJ Abramsh

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

I'm not talking to anybody about Han Soloberg's beashtiality with Jewbacca

[@PatSeagramson]

Always nice that Fred can connect with Ed, the NYC Jew. Hopefully down the line, he can reconnect with his counterpart, the Boston Jew (George) as well. Thanksh, Carlosh!

[@skullcollectorSKIN]

Thank you for keeping this scene alive !!

[@Vaalbaara]

So glad this got a sequel the walnut menace is one of my favorite videos you’ve done ever

[@rico76]

Yesh!

[@Xpwnxage]

Give me the walnuts and nobody gets hurt

[@FredHerbert999]

I'm looking up my ass right now

[@Sabre9119]

Waow! This ish that shhequel...

[@Caelest]

Carlos HELLO! You are...just fine.

[@trashcatforever78]

Gotta know where you dip your wick! Exactly!

[@RodrigoTechador]

Five hundred dollars?

[@Cafe_TTV]

NEW CARLOS WALNUT YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

[@stover14]

You're speaking so softly I can barely hear ya.

[@rillest75]

It's a great thing for me to say

[@bubbles6883]

Masterful use of the soundboard. The best around.

[@ScottyWolfe]

They're startin, they're starting to curtail the ah-ah-aaaaaaooooooo what, what, whu the ability to to purchase ammo!

[@stover14]

AK47shh

[@ScottyWolfe]

That's cheap modern shit. Muskets and derringers are where it's at.

[@thisisyourson7905]

A black powdery pistol, with a walnut wood grip. Are you intereshted?

[@ScottyWolfe]

Have it have it haaaaaave it sent dir-directly to mmmmmmy boat in in the hamptons.

[@RodrigoTechador]

They're telling me, I'm _cray-zee._

[@TheZigzach]

Fredsh Jewish friend seems like an alright guy!

[@michaelferguson9671]

Fred’s legacy will live forever

[@sbj97]

Thish ish Facts

[@Alibaba46789]

COHO! WHATSH Ish thish really you Carlosh? Thish ish you hoo hoo! Thank you for this video chu fuckey walnut!

[@stover14]

I'm shorry, whut?

[@Alibaba46789]

@@stover14 you know what? Take your childishsh butt and go shomeplace

[@allenm4947]

Thank you sir

[@Alibaba46789]

@@allenm4947 Waow!

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

I have no doubts that it's the real guy, but does anyone else think his voice sounds a bit different here?

[@thisisyourson7905]

He's had 13 mimosas todayy..

[@dickr9345]

He sounded a bit different at first, but quickly returned to his nasally self.

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

@@dickr9345 I agree, I posted that comment pretty early in the video while hearing it for the first time. I just assumed it was due to different equipment somewhere down the line since the last one. In the words of Sir Fred Gordon Hebert? "I don't know what's going on with your phone or any of that..."

[@Nay089]

This is such a relaxing Fred call

[@bamamoondog9039]

Hang On Lamar !!

[@E.Humperdinck]

WPLU572 Trunked Radio I used to think it was Lamaar, but if u listen really closely you hear Lavaar.

[@gethprime6549]

What a beautiful friendship.

[@rknox420]

How could they possshhhhibly do this. Theres alot of things in life the don't make sense. Time to go get a 🍾 and sit under a 🌳.

[@everydayabovegroundisagood1693]

I've been converting people to the school of Fred Herbert and his disciple (Carlosh Walnut = St. Peter) is our savior.

[@stover14]

My shon, Mike, is Jesush CRISHT. Ish that right?

[@everydayabovegroundisagood1693]

Steve Austin Creo que estas un poco des equilibrado.

[@dickr9345]

Father? This is your son.... ...come on in and see me, please.

[@jaredvf1976]

Carlosshh is back!

[@sarban1653]

"I've looked at Trump's ass" "Its kinda hard to miss cause you see it every time he opens his mouth" LMAO! xD

[@tydaftpk38]

Sarban boy...sick!

[@fredherbert7920]

I've looked at it online. Every day! EVERY day.

[@LewdandLasciviousRemarks]

Carlos only you can make great fred videos and bring life to fred herbert thank you, Rob!

[@LewdandLasciviousRemarks]

🌊🌊🌊🌊wavy

[@thisisyourson7905]

@@LewdandLasciviousRemarks Thank you, Rob

[@thisisyourson7905]

@Sean G I jush told you

[@LewdandLasciviousRemarks]

This Is Your Son I’m typing it into a statewide..walnut

[@shanemiller7697]

I was feeling down then I got this notification and now I feel awesome. Thank You 😅

[@JorgeMendez-kn5ql]

The Soundboard vs the Stereotype

[@TheZigzach]

Exschuse me shir. I would like to say thankk youuu carloshh!

[@thisisyourson7905]

You're welcome Ron!

[@MrInternetMan]

I'd like to talk to Carrie.

[@BlackHatCinephile]

They might call this anti-symmetrical.

[@thisisyourson7905]

You think it's because they're Mexican?

[@BlackHatCinephile]

@@thisisyourson7905 Si.

[@andrewclayterman6230]

Freds not an anti symmite

[@bst1984]

This was great. Please don't stop making these!!!!

[@mrsavagery1951]

chu fucknut

[@ABCDuwachui]

This is one of the most pleasant conversations! Up there with Candy, the dentist receptionist! 🦷

[@rodzor]

"Ever heard of Scotch Guard?" "...Schotch" 😂😂

[@angrydwarfofdoom]

This guy actually shhounds like a lot of fun. It’shh a great thing for me to shhay.

[@chrispond779]

This is one of the BEST Fred calls ever. I almost choked laughing 😂

[@smichalpi]

Boy, sick. This cawl has everything: bestiality, license plates, Asian prostitutes, toilet humour...

[@SpottedBullet]

It's true, a million bucks doesn't buy jack anymore. A couple burgers, a few beers and a car.

[@medievalknievel]

I drove through Upland the other day and in Orange County there is a walnut street. I guess that’s Fred stomping grounds lol

[@MayberryDaze64]

Apart from this guy's typical ignorant Trump comments, I like this guy.

[@fredherbert7920]

Trump Towersh?

[@MayberryDaze64]

@@fredherbert7920 yesh

[@youtubertoo]

This guys is the most laid back prankee ever

[@possumpancakes1007]

love this guy. Do you know how old he is? I get the impression he's in his fifties

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

I rewatch all these Fred videos *CONSHTANTLY* so I always notice new stuff each time through. That fake movie poster is great but shouldn't Lando Calrissian be replaced by Gregory Stevens?

[@kaptaintrips]

Carlosh the Jedi Master Baiter !!

[@dougtunnels6503]

Waow thank you Ron

[@lifelongvacationmusic]

I wanna see someone make a soundboard for him and call him with it. Or call him with the springfield pervert lol.

[@konducta3095]

Love these so much.

[@leoharker734]

in tears lmaooooooooooooo

[@dramlamb5196]

9:10 - A million bucks today is peanuts. - Yea. Walnuts. Perfection

[@KingLich451]

hahahahah

[@murf1201]

Can someone explain this to me? What's the back story here?

[@dickr9345]

Just a repeat victim. Here's most of the original calls. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnTCiZxobrWlbpo

[@KingLich451]

@@dickr9345 thanksch

[@Blackprojex]

@@dickr9345 "This video has been removed for violating KZbin's policy on hate speech. Learn more about combating hate speech in your country." ...Is there a reupload anywhere?

[@OrgusDin]

how can they possibly do thish

[@shinzocan1]

Why......why are you doing this..... You and I've gotten along fine.........👴👴👴👴

[@groovymovie84]

Carlosh Walnut: the prodigy of the Fred soundboard. Better than playing piano.

[@jwonderfulsuccess]

The mystery man strikes again

[@TonyContiniProductions]

This guy is the absolute best haha

[@nekad2000]

Im so excited to see a new Bail bonds call, I shit under a tree.

[@lorenz777]

Can someone tell me where I can find the video of Fred calling the whistle guy please ??

[@somedude1590]

Fred has a lot of friends

[@thegr8rambino]

hahaahahha

[@Spiggle.]

"I'm not making them" "Oh they're making you?" Coho! Good cawl Carlosh. Wonder if you're gonna cawl the numbersh i sent? Could get more linesh from Larry Tipton.

[@thisisyourson7905]

He never answered.. neither did that Chrish

[@PatSeagramson]

Is that Casino Larry?

[@thisisyourson7905]

@@PatSeagramson Larry "Elastic Pants" Tipton, the Certified Ticket Agent

[@LovePower23]

Make more videos man!🎉

[@ammosophobia]

I don;t know why thish ish happening ...

[@redpillmale6518]

It's the return of the bail bondsh

[@romances1]

Thanks👍

[@joeysaim8654]

Whats funny is licenses plates have sold for more than rolex watches. I believe one of the most expensive plates sold for 20 million and the most expensive watches sold for around 18 million. So fred is rich with his big pile of license platesh

[@GregoryStevens909]

We'll give ya the besht deal we can.

[@joeysaim8654]

@@GregoryStevens909 waaoowwww thatsh what itsh all about

[@noahvitanza3115]

Co ho ho. It is you

[@tonyamati96]

*"No bout a doubt it"*

[@hypostatis]

😄😄😄😄

[@basiclee5770]

IT'S A GUNDAM!!!

[@gbaker9295]

He's right. A million dollars doesn't buy much

[@ThePlatypusReturns]

@4:16 that shit is priceless !!!

[@shoveyourmaskupyourass959]

This guy on the other end probably has the same mentality of bill gates, friends etc.

[@orangewhip115]

Asthma! 😂

[@Southsider90]

What’s the original phone call with this guy?

[@nowayhosay50]

haha this is the best call ever 😄

[@LaMilice.]

I don't think I've ever heard anyone as unfunny as this guy

[@RetroCaptain]

? Sexual satisfaction,..of who, Rabbits?! Lol!! He's a comedian.

[@care736]

thanks daddy

[@care736]

@WPLU572 Trunked Radio that's not good information

[@KingLich451]

i'm... your bailbansh

[@Rybak7]

@@KingLich451 Don't fuck care anymore

[@Pinko-Diamond]

he seems like a good sport hope he finds the channel one day and has a good laugh.

[@ButchersBoys]

I like the Jewish guy lol

[@ig299]

when this guy talk's some things that aren't really funny are so funny

[@mr.craysee3653]

18:46

[@wingsofracism8882]

WHATS THE PHONE NUMBER

[@nowayhosay50]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@epicc8801]

first first first

[@KingLich451]

HAHAHA THIS PRANK BROGUHT TO YOU BY LASTING PANTS Xdddd

[@crow-vz5lx]

Du du DU DU DU DU

[@SuffocateMe]

I actually live in Nevada, infuriates me every time this guy pronounces it "nev-VAW-duh"

[@Dayne253]

Love how obvioush it ish that thish guy legitimately enjoysh talking with Fred.

[@millec60]

Who wouldn't?!

[@PleasantPop]

A lot of the time celebrities die and people say that they live on through their work but a lot of the time it's not true they feel dead. But in the case of Fred Herbert he's still alive in all the minds of his fans. Respect to the great and mighty FRED HERBERT!!!!

[@MalikSucksAss]

Fred faked his death to get away from it all.

[@PleasantPop]

@@MalikSucksAss is this his way of getting out of his responsibilities? Is this the way he acts?

[@LaMilice.]

@@PleasantPop waow

[@johnnydoe653]

@@MalikSucksAss well then youll need to drive down there, maybe hes under another name...

[@davidferguson8250]

Is this the way you act?

[@fatefatefate]

this wasn't even a prank, this was just some rich jew having a 35 minute conversation with his soundboard pal

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Is that New yorker jewish

[@espinillasypuntosnegros1715]

I can't believe how much of an actual conversation these two are having. About license plates, collecting things, health issues, women.... this is brilliant.

[@derekstaroba]

Yea he akshually sounds nice

[@slayer-kq7hv]

The 2 kids he has drugged on the boat that he has abducted not having such a laugh 😂

[@GregoryStevens909]

This guy genuinely enjoying chatting with Fred is wholesome as hell.

[@JP-ww5vz]

A jew from New York happens to be a raging liberal. Imagine my shock

[@mroceans8336]

JP Whatever. Trumps fat ass kisses the ground they walk on.

[@RodrigoTechador]

I'm not talking to anyone about beshtiality.

[@possumpancakes1007]

also shoutout to all the prankshters who keep their "victim's" identity/number private, and don't call them conshtantly.

[@Mdg897]

M. McDuck is a good example.

[@possumpancakes1007]

It was a big problem in the community 5, 10 years ago. Frank and Fred (Fred seemed like a really good person) were harassed constantly by every moron with a phone. Fred wouldn't stay on the phone like Frank would; it really seemed to fuck with Fred's life and business. Plus it kills any "freshness" and tips the victim off that they're being pranked/talking to a computer. I'm glad there is a lot more restraint being used now

[@tyrannuslapis5107]

@@possumpancakes1007 We can only assume ^~^'

[@lewiscrise-walker8227]

@@Tru3_Detective, poor Chris the Hacker nearly got beaten to a pulp in his own shop because of it.

[@dickr9345]

Doing so also helps keep them on KZbin. Then they can't be flagged for violating the TOS, ie publishing personal info without consent.