Ep 60- Robert, splash of cream | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

[@rabbibaba2166]

Hahahahhaha the Starbucks employee lookin at Bobby and adding more cream made me lose it too funny

[@MilSimJon]

I don't often comment, but I don't understand how this podcast hasn't already blown up! Like, only 12.9k subs? Deserves so many more. Great chemistry.

[@badnewsjp]

Alpha move to get a venti when you're cohost is sitting there with a grande

[@bonetopickcast]

hahahah

[@kelty2424]

Men drink black coffee 😂 anything extra and you’re just begging for a d in the mouth🦴 ☕️

[@kelty2424]

lol no way btp removed my comment 😂 😂 I said men drink black coffee or else they’re kinda 👉👈 don’t you dare remove this one lolllll

[@badnewsjp]

@@kelty2424 milk is fine, sugar might raise questions😂

[@davidperez5089]

I made 2 comments they removed. Total b.s. all this censorship!!!​@@kelty2424

[@phantomgolfer9014]

This is Mark from Sacramento thanks for using my bone guys. My main bone about produce was people who buy large amounts of loose produce and use the self checkout station instead of using the cashiers that can check you out much faster. Watching people try to look up their produce items on the touch screen and then weigh them is absolutely painful.

[@Downs-Indroam]

Good one!

[@jennhansonxlove]

The toilet paper conversation was too accurate 😂

[@_m_m4]

21:57 Here goes Virzi waiting ONLINE for popcorn at the movies again 😂🤣 ❤ I love this show so much

[@dtol98]

Half a roll? 😂just take a shower Paul

[@danielrice7220]

Fan bones are still the cream of the crop but Paul and Bobby have been spitting fire lately, no janky bones last few episodes, just straight clean cut bones. Keep it up boys.

[@dustynutz4982]

I would be terrified to drive with Paul 😂

[@PatTVonKick]

When two lanes merge into one lane, it has to work like a zipper. If it's my lane? I go, you go, etc., etc., etc. Many trips to the Bronx to see the Yankees taught me this

[@Downs-Indroam]

Happy Monday everyone 😊 Thank you everyone involved in putting out this great content every week ❤

[@midwestmulisha820]

That absolute irony in Paul talking about how he has to grab a drink 3 or 4 back because he’s too good for the first one then going right into a bone about people feeling like they’re special and their day is more important is peak comedy!

[@jin6000]

Appreciate you fellas! Have a great week. 😊

[@coastradamous]

I’ve heard half this podcast over a month ago. With the free bleeding and handkerchiefs.

[@ayemy]

mocha Joe and latte Larry ova here! ohhh!

[@ryandireda9455]

I'm sitting here watching this episode with my fresh cup of coffee with a "whisper" of cream and a "splash" of water.

[@brownmonkeytooth]

Don’t wreck in the first place. Words of wisdom

[@evanfoudray2483]

Neither one of you are coffee guys! Your a cream with a splash of coffee guys 😂😂😂

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

i like putting the toilet paper roll on my thumb and pulling it, it unravels it quickly

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Bone To Pick the only way to kick off a week!

[@jin6000]

lol, imagine someone who drinks Starbucks telling someone else “you don’t know coffee” Yea, ok Bobby, settle down there kid. 😂

[@itfigurespics]

Thank you everyone who is involved in this podcast you bought many smiles and laughs to me today. 😂❤😂

[@johnfox6220]

The tissue thing is relatable. My dad and my grandfather still put used tissues in their jacket pocket.

[@Recoveringdadpodcast]

Love these two at it right off the rip

[@jasonwalz]

Thank you on the "splash". Was constantly bitching to my ex about this and her love for Starbucks. Not only is a splash not a pour but the spouts on those things are gigantic. She told me I should just ask to pour it. And I say screw that. It's not my job. And then I feel like an ass as I tell them a tablespoon which they still can't get right. So what do you say? I've tried drizzle and then feel like an asshole saying that LOL. Now I'm all fired up!

[@clevermissfox]

A whisper is a good one. The employees are just combat trained by experiencing ppl who ask for a splash when they’re at the register so they don’t have to pay for the sixty cent “extra milk “ charge then they watch the baristas make their drink and when they add a splash , the person asks for a bit more so they splash more and then “just a bit more” . So they think if they ask for a splash they w ant more and don’t want to pay the 60c. Experienced this first hand working at many coffee shops and Starbucks.

[@jasonwalz]

@@clevermissfox Ahh that makes more sense. Whisper it is. Thanks for clarifying and defusing my frustration!

[@gumpyproductions365]

my buddy mike i went to school with him, been one of my best friends for the longest time. this is gold

[@DrugDinosaur]

Starbucks barista here, I think the best way to say you want a splash or a bit of whatever liquid is “can you put a tiny bit of cream.” For some reason once we hear the word tiny, it registers. A splash is actually more than y’all are saying. I know it’s not right if just telling yall how it is. Love the show And also tell them to remake it. We’re supposed to

[@CraftyVegetarian13]

Black coffee. No one can fk that up.

[@clevermissfox]

No mocha-choca swirly bullshit

[@ironferret]

I respect the hell out of Bobby for raising young Max without the fucked up internet. Smart parent!

[@Siggy_Sour]

these dudes are straigh METHOD. skits are on point everytime! Chemistry doggy

[@fancypants90210]

Am i wrong in thinking if Paul didn't shave his head, he'd have a full head of hair?

[@henrygalvan9333]

Seems correct to think that.

[@nickhachi]

I take offense to the Dunkin comment

[@rabbibaba2166]

Half a roll hahahahahah

[@macmex]

Bobby acting young after he heard the young guys from the regz jam out to that song lmao

[@newchapterart8929]

I know several baristas that have a bone to pick with people who think splash is a unit of measurement. Ask for it on the side next time, it's no extra charge and you can splash how you like to splash.

[@Siggy_Sour]

A Back Muckle!

[@Dr650rob]

I make my own espresso and I do a quad shot 4oz cream and fill the rest with water

[@mooose106]

Surprised they let paul slide on "car emerged in flames" 45:11

[@YusefGof]

Sorry Paul, but like Bobby I also put some water in my coffee (to cool it down a bit and stretch it out so I don’t drink as much)

[@phl_knives]

If you're trying to run up a lane and cut over at an exit I know multiple people who will trade paint with you just to keep you from cutting the exit wait. I personally know people who block you out and let you wait. This will escalate quickly in Philly. I've seen people bumped to keep you from going through that half car gap.

[@MaxCastles]

I usually listen or only watch in the background so I never noticed the SS logo right at the start of the intro. Neither of these guys is German though

[@MYkeyS]

Chicory "coffee" is disgusting! Need to get you some Community Coffee for the house if you like Louisiana "coffee"

[@delasse3178]

3:55 did a fckn maggot just fall out of bobbys cup

[@mrdrprof99]

Yeah wtf is that!?

[@GriseldaBSF410]

It's Manute Bol not Bold lmao

[@scottv8124]

Dunkin is better than Starbucks

[@jin6000]

Both are pure shite. 😂

[@YusefGof]

I live alone. I buy produce when I need it. So yeah I’ll have an onion and a tomato loose. But they also charge for those shit bags and I don’t need it

[@charlesthomasulo1085]

I have a bone with someone with the last name Virzi saying expresso instead of espresso. We're supposed to lead by example, Paul!

[@bonetopickcast]

Shots fired

[@charlesthomasulo1085]

@@bonetopickcast thought Bobby would have jumped on him right away!

[@Siggy_Sour]

u guys really dont have Hortons out there? Starbucks tastes like a Burnt BallBag.

[@newtonfootball78]

Best new pod around!

[@andrestein6022]

New? it's over a year old now, lol. It's okay though, I'm old too

[@andrestein6022]

Fuck Virzi's hypocrisy with the merging when he runs to the front of the line knowing it bottlenecks

[@nimbuscloud2385]

Now all the ads are moving in to screw up the momentum of the show. Sucks when channels get too popular. "Buy underwear, Gamble your paycheck away, Spill your guys to an unlicensed therapist, ect..." That's my last bone. 😢

[@fancypants90210]

Look at how big Robert's coffee is lmao

[@wowthatsbrutal]

3:40 I got a bone to pick with the hosts of this pod, yall talking about how goddamn milky your coffees are? I mean I’ve always ordered light oatmilk, every time I see Bobs iced coffee it’s soooo heavy with cream. Enough. Be man. Black or Light.

[@getinghoff]

Two broads arguing what a splash of cream is, while drinking coffee full of cream..

[@altheaallen3813]

It’s on mike

[@user-GamingLive723]

Realize this as an experienced tractor trailer driver, New York driver's are the worst!

[@angelmedina1629]

Iced coffee?? Gayyyyy

[@mrdrprof99]

I love how you guys have such strong opinions, but you still speak like you need remedial English classes.

[@kaodik]

Wow..Virzi is one of those assholes who jumps everyone on line getting off at an exit? That's disrespect

[@Cawpbell215]

What!

[@ruggedmeetsrefined5345]

I use paper towels to wipe and I do nt care who knows it. Just so long as you don’t wad them up to clog the toilet or you don’t have a weak flush, paper towels are the ticket. Toilet paper is disgusting and it is terrible at what it’s supposed to do. Paper towels have traction, and don’t ball up and flake like TP. I’m not talking about public bathroom paper towels, those are a little too much.paper towels on the roll (Bounty, Brawny, etc)

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

I use my hand and just shower right after. Saves me money and time

[@davidperez5089]

You gotta be destroying your 5 star and don't even know it!!😂

[@fredliskis8405]

Quick fall off how y’all not even get an hour of podcast

[@LukerNiner710]

You boys gotta ditch this pod asap

[@bonetopickcast]

Well…if you say so

[@slickpick555]

to be fair, no american knows coffee

[@badnewsjp]

please tell me you're not from the UK

[@davidperez5089]

​@@badnewsjpVenezuelan and in agreement.

[@badnewsjp]

@@davidperez5089 my bone is easy potshots at Americans "not knowing anything about ---"

[@GoodLordMeBored]

I don’t need any non American talking about what’s fair or not. We invented fair jackass.

[@mr.resistance4015]

​@@badnewsjp 😂 I literally came here to say HE IS the next bone! Hahaha

[@onthemoney7260]

Love you guys but try not to become Bad Friends.

[@UnCleT215]

Toilet paper jail... They're out of shit.