Ep 44- Mean Mug a Baby | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

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[@rfox2014]

“Looks like it plays for the clippers” had me on my ass

[@rfox2014]

“Didn’t that thing just interview katt williams” LMAOO

[@justinmatthews4275]

A person who doesn’t smile at babies has definitely commited 90% of the bones on this pod.

[@moneyhoney606]

"didn't that thing just interview Katt Williams" ☠☠

[@_m_m4]

This is the podcast I listen to first on Mondays now ❤ Taste buds can taste later, 2 bears can wait in their cave, bad friends will just have to sit tight because Bone to Pick is the first at bat for my week ❤😂

[@jin6000]

Oh, what’s that? The BEST moment of my week??? YES fellas. Love all three of you!

[@KateFrederick-tc6ku]

OMG the eye headache killed me !!! My boss caught me laughing tears !!!!

[@jayjason2517]

The stink face Paul gave to Bobby at the end was funny. 😂

[@faiiiryriiing]

This show brings out the funniest version of Bobby

[@AlfordOmega63]

THE BABY. YES. Robert changed my life because that was a bone I had that I never knew I had. i’ve felt the same way. it only takes a second to acknowledge the baby

[@AdamGenes]

This show is better than therapy. Saving lives 1 Bone at a time. I'm a Big fan of yuse guys on the yuse tube👍🙏🏻

[@Babilonias5]

Best podcast in the business!!!!

[@desi4227]

Love the Beat! Best open so far🤗

[@cefalu63]

Here's my bone..... I'm tired of everyone having a god forsaken patreon.

[@wowthatsbrutal]

Yeah no, I don’t have 5$ each for over 5 podcasts. There’s only so much “exclusive content” of these guys. Totally get you stranger.

[@GK-qc5ry]

"Wait, whut" 😂 love those moments

[@WEW8701]

My bone is when someone tells you something that you have already heard

[@brandonross5213]

“if this is a clip, we’re gonna be famous for all the wrong reasons” 😂😂😂😂

[@jamiemusicvideos]

I have two tickets that I cannot use for Paul's Den theater comedy special on Saturday February 24th at 7:15 (front table for four people). If anyone is interested in them let me know. Thanks!

[@dpd0028]

Stone facing a baby is a heartless act!

[@chrishifter]

The crazy long starbucks straw makes another appearance

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

Only smiling at cute babies is some wild shit, lol.

[@andreadushanek6470]

"Now I got an eye headache!" 😂

[@Auqua1973]

You guys make my day by how much you laugh. It is contagious. Don't stop your authenticity it is refreshing to watch.

[@MrShoffnermikell]

“My eye hurts” 😂😂😂😂

[@covidkiller420]

love the show felas. I think virzi's bone is interesting on this one. I think it depends on who is reacting to your story. I think some people genuinely naturally react in a way of wanting to relate because we all go through similar things and sometimes want to help each other, but at same time yes there's the d bag who ALWAYS wants to make it about themselves. I feel like this may be a nuance bone

[@no_nosestill_close8010]

Paul” I love babies unless they do baby things, drooling? Tf is wrong with that baby?” 😂

[@tyflores152]

My boy Bobby popping aspirin like it's Molly 😂

[@GK-qc5ry]

I was looking for this for days on Spotify but it's not there. Thankfully found it on YT.

[@RashtaEinthisB]

34:00 "I'm not leaving first anymore" has gotta be one of the funniest things Paul has ever said on this show 0:45 LMFAO 10:30

[@Eckmanz]

Bobby wants to condition everyone to smile at babies because he looks like a giant baby.

[@johnc9152]

My bone is people who eat the groceries they’re *going to buy* while still shopping

[@wakenow1]

The two bearded toddler twins.

[@daverobinson2157]

Thanks

[@danielsummers8410]

the bone with comparing sickness or bad stuff happening is very interesting. everyone does it but doesnt realize it

[@llBeefyll]

Givin Bobby an Ocular Bone in the first five, Paul? Got him over indulging in Tylenols like they’re good n’ plentys

[@BigMacUpperCut]

“What do you two think of me, NAH Whaddayoutwothinkane?”

[@stanleykubik1778]

Totally agree on the baby bone.

[@luisponceart]

When Paul goes off, it’s the best 😂

[@keepingupwithJoaquinJones]

Let my story burn in a little, c'mon!. Great 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

[@housespecial8650]

Paul turned into Joe Pesci so fast😂 33:50

[@hatcha6639]

From- I got an applause, to- I got an eye headache 😂 such quick turnaround lolol

[@PatTVonKick]

Kids with the helmet on 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sami_sy]

"Didn't that thing just interview Katt Williams?" HAD ME DYING!!!!

[@TREVONBACH]

My Boi did that to me. The brian regan I walked on the moon bit. The one upping friend. He was put to pasture years ago and still wonders why. When he gets to something he can't beat like a high school diploma he asks me if I want a cookie. . . Poor, stupidity and insecurity. GREAT bone Paulie.

[@debrashannon4515]

I love the new intro 😀

[@Bosh718]

anybody else see bobby with the purple Mohawk action with the set design?

[@user-bi3wk5rx6w]

I fcking love this podcast so much!❤😂

[@DaddyCool915]

6:47 first bone. Skip all the begging fluff

[@ms-wl8wz]

😂 my high silly self *did* clap for "comedy festival" and had a little moment of panic when Bobby said "I got an applause" 😂 😅

[@nicoles80085]

Paul, I call those "drippy babies". This restaurant I used to work in had a regular customer with a drippy baby that thing was always sick and one time the Mom gave it the credit card to hand to me and I almost threw up

[@troythompson2]

Paul is funny af

[@JinxxieNixxie_]

Paul doesn’t like babies who have heads that are shaped definitely and odd! That had me laughing so hard 😂

[@user-GamingLive723]

Minute 17:11 I was crying laughing, holy fuck. lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@5512131]

arms looking strong there Bobbo

[@EdLaughs]

my bone.... when Men say "I just want to be heard"

[@swampthang2953]

Or seen😂

[@bonetopickcast]

Woooow great one 🦴🦴

[@AJohnSmith]

Those aren’t men.

[@swampthang2953]

@AJohnSmith true. I stole the line from the Bachelor TV show. Could you imagine though?

[@JessicaBeachLover]

Comedy festival would be great but a live podcast 🎉

[@bonetopickcast]

Rest of the lineup is fire too🦴🦴

[@JessicaBeachLover]

@@bonetopickcast I can relate to today’s bones 🦴

[@jakehawkins1300]

i got a bone to pick with the bone to pick podcast image behind the two of you! what the heck is that personal trainer ripped skinny nose Bobby lmao!!!!!

[@xlboss5992]

The concern in Paul's face when there wasn't going to be a t-shirt cannon

[@CheechElMexicano]

37:21 Mike that was a awesome burn 😆😆😆😆

[@cavemanchris9045]

100% if you don't smile at a baby you're a psychopath.

[@csoto8220]

As a woman, Fq dat bby😂 im not playing with you this whole flight or listening to the mom ramble on. That's my bone.

[@timmueller9095]

Paul sounds like Pesci!! Haha 😂

[@user-fj9io5mw9v]

11:20 had to come on Ytube to see them visually sure enough they putting pictures up lol was listening to audo version left at 17:22 Virzi saying I get nauseous lol

[@rebecadib4359]

Unedited beginning on the audio version of this episode on Spotify!

[@wantsomemo37]

Shannon Sharpe baby 😂 “Now come on Katt” hahaha

[@saintcharles8057]

Nice intro

[@Siggy_Sour]

some of these things need a little time to bake

[@davedivizio8106]

“That thing looks like it plays for the Clippers” ☠️ ☠️☠️

[@shinner65]

Damn, the Earl is small. Been there for a few concerts. Cool place tho. Wonder if they’re putting seats in?

[@sarcasmoassholio4208]

You newest podcast ep 44 disappeared from spotify. Thats my bone, i was listening , had to punch out, came back to it, it is gone.

[@kropp1000]

My bone would be..stop chewing gum or eating food near a microphone..

[@GK-qc5ry]

Boys this episode ain't showing on Spotify, I thought you were taking the week off.

[@bonetopickcast]

gonna look into it, not sure why it would be off Spotify

[@mapwezt]

❤

[@michaelkennedy736]

My bone. My mother in law who doesn't knock on the bedroom door, just walks in. (my house)

[@barcrafty817]

Did you take your wife's name too? Set a boundary and uphold it. Eat a steak, bench something heavy, and grab your bean bag out of your wife's fanny pack.

[@no_nosestill_close8010]

Is Spotify screwing podcasts? Why are so many podcasts not on Spotify?

[@maybachyard]

Paul: If the baby has drool coming out of his mouth, I can't eat. 🤣😭

[@bonetopickcast]

Hahhaha

[@moookie4me]

And if you arent in Georgia... 00:03:42

[@missb3964]

I hope you reported your illness to the local Health department Paul.

[@chris1142A]

If you haven’t subscribed and shared this pod yet what are you doing

[@ojrfootball25]

Why this get deleted from Spotify

[@alfredwayne6498]

🎉

[@pauliseri935]

Virzi sounds a little like Pesci

[@fredliskis8405]

27:26 what does he say here? 🤣I wanna laugh too but I was to stupid to figure it out

[@andystegall7407]

Bobby looks like a middle aged baby

[@kaodik]

Virzi was going the other way 100% smh

[@chrismars1060]

My bone is the podcast getting shorter and shorter

[@swampthang2953]

Bone: Entitlement anywhere in public! Lucky, grateful, and joyed; YES. Entitled prince ass; NO!

[@patrickspellman8758]

I’d like to double down on the “1 upping” bone!!!! It’s all ego

[@Babilonias5]

Paul is right there is such as a thing as an ugly baby but damn….don’t leave your baby with Paul lol.

[@AJohnSmith]

Virzi is a jew with all of the neuroticism. “Ooooo gawd; I’m ill! Everyone’s out to get me!”

[@no_nosestill_close8010]

Hate that all my podcasts are leaving Spotify I really don’t want to pay KZbin $20 a month Ffs!

[@bonetopickcast]

We’re on Spotify! Aren’t we? I see it on my app

[@ClassyNasty]

🦴 2 ⛏️

[@thernius5786]

Bobby needs to stop being so pro 🌈 . We get it already

[@davidperez5089]

My bone is people who suddenly pretend to be chewing gum, with their mouth open nonetheless! You're better than that Robert.

[@pearsequigley1092]

Can bobara just come out please, it's going on too long

[@sarahk3830]

Oh gosh Versi 😑

[@moookie4me]

What? Huh? What? Guys are sitting right next to each other and half deaf every ep. Wha?

[@Nameless0ps]

4 minutes of desperate demands to start.. I’m out.