Bootleg Zones: Satyr Masters

[@handsomebrick]

It's like we're glimpsing into an alternate universe where a series named Galaxy Hole keeps coming out with new toy lines that get progressively worse for some reason.

[@ser6Ijvolk]

"And if thou gaze long into a galaxy hole, the galaxy hole will also gaze into thee." - Sad Frogerson

[@strawhatcrewgirl]

Three unrelated comments: 1. Sad Froggerson sounds like a "Bojack Horseman" character. 2. Seeing your line of original iteration to various ripoff generation really makes the Galaxy Warriors look like amazing toys. And 3. That naked, loin-clothed, fleshy panda man will be haunting me in my nightmares for weeks to come.

[@MisheardMetal]

Satyr sacrificed himself so his people could escape Abyss.

[@cyborgcable]

My brother and I used to have the whole line of Satyr Masters as kids and yes, Bullando never showed up anywhere.

[@dethdust]

Every time I think you’ve reached the end of the Galaxy Hole you somehow find more! I love this series

[@vguidas8672]

The most underrated KZbin channel ever!

[@HarleyQuinn257]

Totally!!!

[@masterfarr8265]

for you

[@gracekim1998]

Agreed😎 October 2021

[@HarryStikers]

Deadass, been loving this man's content since I was in highschool. I would come home and rewatch bootleg zones until I feel asleep for my afternoon nap. Now I do the same thing after work!

[@remem95]

Sad Frogerson is my spirit animal.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Did you come with a pistol?

[@smb-c3po]

I'm actually Native American and that's offensive.

[@Targisvear]

That means... You're Sad Frogerson.

[@gracekim1998]

@@smb-c3po what?

[@LaNoLaCola]

Everyday, we stray further and further to the epicenter of the Galaxy Hole

[@GoodFebruarian]

lol, galaxy hole

[@planescaped]

Wonder what we'll find at the core? Or will it just crush us to death like a black hole?

[@dubuyajay9964]

The Abyss?

[@Clay3613]

@@planescaped Wouldn't the center be He-Man?

[@weathermangohanssj4]

@@Clay3613 Nah He-man is the event heriozon

[@gagaplex]

I love those direct comparisons. You can really see how the various iterations degenerate and warp.

[@Annausagi2]

I've gotten into doll customization/repainting lately, and I just can't help but wonder how these would look if someone skilled repainted them and cut off all that *disgusting* plastic overrun. Or hell, imagine a Galaxy Warrior repaint. We could have the most epic looking Balta--- AHAHAAHAAhahaahaha no, that'd be impossible.

[@scitechian]

I want someone to send Phelous a custom-made jumbo-teddy-bear-sized Baltard plushy. If I had any skill in handicrafts, I'd do it myself.

[@danielgraham1879]

Baltard may look stupid, but his design just works. If I wrote a cartoon with him as the main character, he would be SpongeBob SquarePants levels of naive

[@dubuyajay9964]

You could at least TRY!

[@kylejohnson423]

@@danielgraham1879 i see him more like bizarro superman where he's just a big dumb idiot who's mostly harmless

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@kylejohnson423 For one gold piece a month, you too can help a Baltard. Help him to learn basic reading...writing...hygiene and manners! Also help him to get decent clothing, armor, and weapons to hold a job in Eternia. Get reconstructive surgery so they can get out of the shadows and exist in public society. If you are willing to open your coffers and heart, please call now.

[@legendre007]

I love the bootlegs of bootlegs of _Galaxy Warriors_ , what with them being bootlegs of _Masters of the Universe_ ! 🔥😊

[@nathanschmitz2302]

A special video, right on my 19th birthday. Thanks for the present Phelous!

[@brklly]

Is Sad Frogerson destined for Old Man or Wabuu fame? I certainly hope so!

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

I hope he gets at LEAST Baltard-levels of fame!

[@davidspring4003]

Aww...but Baltard!

[@dubuyajay9964]

"I hope that is true!"

[@planescaped]

Baltard famous comes with the caveat of still being Baltard...

[@Tareltonlives]

Satyr....masters.... Those designs...those names..... Galaxy Hole, you never cease to amaze me

[@snowbush7990]

Gotta say, the lineups for the models and what they 'borrowed' from looks like a devolution chart.

[@Maswartz226]

The motto of the galaxy hole "And then they got lazy"

[@marcherwitch9811]

rolling up to china, going to customs desk and saying "hey, i'm here for product number 300, please!" and he gets out a huge, hidebound ledger and has to look through The Book Of Plastic...

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Someone should make a spreadsheet on how all the Galaxy Hole figures conect to eachother Would probably look like a spiral

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

A Downward spiral

[@phreakazoith2237]

A complete spreadsheet of the entire galaxy hole would make the Zelda timeline look like child's play

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@CaffeineDeprivation No! The last thing we need is a Admiral Ackbar knockoff acting like an arrogant snob because he's not a "normie" and does memes on the net.

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

@@dubuyajay9964 What does any of that have to do with my comment???

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@CaffeineDeprivation Because Emperor Lemon calls one of his Series "The Downward Spiral."

[@SunyCartoons]

The further down the hole we go down, the more I'm convinced that the original Galaxy Warriors were the best.

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

I remembered after watching a number of these that as a kid, I attended a birthday party, and everyone got a gift bag that included a He-Man knock-off type figure that had straight legs instead of bent, crouching ones. I don't have the figure anymore, haven't for years, but to my recollection, it seemed to have those Galaxy Warriors arms and came with an axe that I KNOW was the same as the one found throughout the galaxy hole. The one I got was mostly a peachey-orange and had a very orange head that was like a humanoid lion. This would've been like 1995-1996 since I had to have been seven or eight years old. I have no idea how I'd even start to figure out what that toy was, but it's another tunnel in the Galaxy Hole for you, Phelous! Articulation was at the arms, head & legs for certain, I don't think it twisted at the waist, and the legs had ball-ended pegs (the legs and arms popped off pretty easily, and back on as well).

[@LokiDuck]

I haven't ever wanted any of the toys you have featured on here, but today that has changed because honestly Sad Frogerson is amazing.

[@PaigeHankins28]

The only "abyss" here is the Galaxy Hole. [checks joke off to-do list]

[@FallenWolf64]

☑️

[@traxthetrashwizard]

The owl one makes me uncomfortable... Well, more uncomfortable than how the rest make me feel.

[@phelous]

You probably feel like that Owl is always watching you.

[@gracekim1998]

Yep

[@Guest10101]

S8rs gonna S8.

[@WakoDoodle]

Fun fact a Satyr is the same as a Faun; A Faun is named by the romans while the Satyr is named by the greeks. Both have a half-human half-goat body with the goat part taking the waist down. The More You Know!

[@MsDjessa]

4:09 I since something. Something I haven't felt since... The last Dingo review, a Wabuu joke. Oh and the suspenders and other items of clothing in these for some reason reminded me of the movie This is England. Hope the subculture of these guys doesn't get hijacked by racists. Umm, This is Abyss. 12:44 Care Satyrs!

[@FaeQueenCory]

Who isn't always ready for a dip in the Galaxy Hole...?

[@adrienfourniercom]

Phelous, cheap lead paint poisoning, the series

[@Clay3613]

These need a taste-test.

[@alqu6375]

Is Sad Frogerson’s voice supposed to be a drunk Phelen or a grumpy news reporter? Works either way I suppose.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Sad Frogerson you idiot!!!!

[@EnsignRicky011]

It’s Norm Macdonald’s Burt Reynolds impression, specifically “Turd Ferguson”

[@dancepiglover]

I wonder if the makers thought that satyr referred to a combination animal and human. They just didn't realize it's a SPECIFIC combination.

[@DoctorDex]

Someone needs to take Sad Frogerson's gun away and give him a hug.

[@EnsignRicky011]

…or so the Germans would have us believe.

[@CthulhuianBunny]

The only way I can think to explain the "Satyr" part of their name is that maybe the company that made them thought that the word just meant "half-human, half-animal" (or that's the way it had always been translated in their language), rather than it being the half-goat that most western cultures know.

[@BugsyFoga]

Who needs Ninja Turtles when you got Saytar Masters 😁

[@dubuyajay9964]

Easy now...let's not be hasty!

[@majorbensonwinifredpayne2158]

Sad Frogerson looks kinda creepy with his human coloured lower jaw.

[@tf2godz]

Sad Frogerson Maybe one of the funnies things you ever shown on Bootleg zones. It's a combination of the name, the Frog head on a human body and the fact that he comes with a tiny revolver just makes me laugh.

[@hypnotised-clover]

Weird how the copyright symbol used on the card is a P in a circle which means Phonographic Copyright, it's for music.

[@calebmurray7621]

Sad Frogerson is my new nickname

[@nozoto]

Satyr... Silly cocky... Desirous pose... Hold on, Chinese manufacturer, Do you market it to children or their dads? Don't include a blue movie in the packaging, okay? Let Kids stay innocent 😂 5:00 oh, so that's what it'd be like if Dr Light put together Pandaman to go against Dr Wily, instead.

[@galiogargoyle6295]

Is it wrong for me to say that Sad Froggerson might be my absolute favorite character in the Satyr Masters line?

[@phelous]

Sad Froggerson is amazing!

[@Scooter_Roundwell]

So, I'm rewatching this and I just noticed that Podleski's shirt on the cardback more or less says 'I love turtles'(Letter I, heart glyph, turtle glyph) in a nod to the property they're knocking off. It's just the paint apps are so bad all you get on the actual figures is a blurry heart and a weird splotch. It might also be a reference to the iconic 'I heart NY' logo, though I may be giving the bootleggers too much credit. I am pretty sure the skyline is meant to be NYC's, but played so safe they didn't include any NYC landmarks so that doesn't come across.

[@shawdawg2852]

Sad Froggerson shooting that guy randomly was the best part about the ending skit.

[@Dark.Shingo]

Seeing this line and the others side to side is like watching the result of the photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a...

[@panagotispatrik515]

i'd do anything for a 90's Sunday cartoon with these guys

[@thatsmartfrog4780]

The stupidity of these toys was so glorious, I named one of my pet frogs Sad Frogerson.

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

the "color splashes" looks like they have Turtle shapes if you look at them, four legs, a long-thicker head pointing up, and a tail

[@theoneryuki7868]

Every time I hear the word "Abyss", I always think of a giant suit of armor filled with green stuff, a humanoid figure made of green slime with an arm cannon, and an annoying laugh, and a giant four legged beast made of red stuff that can eat you.

[@lunad27]

Ah, my favorite KZbin series- always a good day seeing this in the sub box

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

That ending skit was absolute perfection 😂😂

[@johnhutchinson7343]

Hey! At around 12:00, I hear that electronica music in the background! Same music that plays in the background during Charmed Rewind when Alison discusses the fashion choices of the Charmed Ones. Nice touch.

[@danstiver9135]

Whenever I next need to come up with a username for something, I’m definitely going with “Sad Frogerson”

[@matthewdunk]

Sad Frogerson is the best name ever! Also, where is Torgo?

[@EagleTimberWolf]

Watchful Owlamo, Sad Frogerson, Shyly Horniram… Why do these sound like rejected Animal Jam player names? XD

[@fedexior]

Vote for Sad Frogerson.

[@Arrowdodger]

Sad Frogerson needs to be my new legal name.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

I am disappointed. What good is the Galaxy hole without the great Baltard ? :( Anyway, I find Sad Frogerson and Cheeky Mummiah pretty cool. Not my favorite line off the Galaxy hole, but there's that.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Baltard, mah Gawd!

[@MrZerothejedi]

Sad Froggerson, be my spirit animal. XD

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Phelan, I'm going to be honest.....THE GALAXY HOLE NOW OFFICIALLY TERRIFIES ME.

[@pprandomnpz]

You can think of them as Hotline Miami based figures

[@Dreadjaws]

Maybe they're supposed to be "Satire Masters" and the guy writing the logo was either illiterate or trying to hard to write it in a "kewl" way.

[@BATCHARRO]

If I had to guess I'd say Satyr here is like rebelious or mischievous. I don't know if it's used that way in English but there's languages where it is.

[@mutalord]

dark, darker, yet darker. The Gallaxy Warriors holes keeps on going XD

[@CommanderZx2]

Sad Frogerson.... is this the sad frog meme figure form?

[@dubuyajay9964]

No, that's Pepe.

[@trevingrayek791]

Sad Frogerson would NEVER associate with neo-nazi's

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@trevingrayek791 Don't be a Silly Cocky. Anyone can use Pepe.

[@trevingrayek791]

@@dubuyajay9964 your right, I've just seen white supremacists use him lately.

[@gracekim1998]

@@trevingrayek791 at least you’re kinda learning 😅

[@UltraZangeifZ]

Loving this Galaxy Hole cinematic universe! LET'S GO GHCU!

[@BaronR]

Buff dudes with animal masks and weapons? Those are Hotline Miami toys :p

[@jacklander9584]

Sad Frogerson is my new favorite bootleg zone character

[@vivimariefedorov7374]

5:09 Giraffe necked Raphael Amicable Herculean Turly Fighter!

[@scitechian]

Shyly Horniram? Sad Frogerson? Watchful Owlamo? Did they get these names from their own 4-year-olds?

[@cdheavy]

Yes! I missed so much watching new videos with figures from the Galaxy Hole!

[@stevegeorge6880]

You are blessed with an abundance of them. You are quite Satyr Masters kissed...ic.

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

I had nearly all of those Galaxy Fighters figures you showed in the comparison bit. I never knew what they were called until I watched your videos - I just called them He-Man figures back then.

[@dgambo1985]

I absolutely love bootleg zones! It's crazy to me how many of these bootlegs I owned as a child and had no idea they wer fakes. Each of my collection has been reviewed except one. A troll slash heman figure made to looks like a terminator! No idea what it is...?

[@MentalLiberation]

The roll call is priceless!

[@wstine79]

Are they from the Abyss in the ocean run by the TNA wrestler Abyss?

[@scitechian]

The guy who throws the most ridiculous-looking chokeslams ever but is otherwise reasonably hardcore?

[@SomeDumbKid1]

I saw him get put through a flaming table by The Dudleyz at a live show.

[@TheAlienmorph]

Btw Phelous, have you seen those action figures by Funko of the classic slasher villains done in MotU style? Pretty sure would make for a fun MMZ episode

[@dubuyajay9964]

Or MOTU figures done in 3.5 in size?

[@BATCHARRO]

Oh, Phelous. When you reach the end of the whole, an overwhelming sense of dread will overtake you. When your loved ones worry and come get you they'll find you making molds and painting crude cardboard cards.

[@gracekim1998]

Wait you really think the HOLE will end?!😅

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

"From Abyss" probably means they are the biggest import of the Tanar'ri demons from D&D's Abyss! :)

[@blakedavis1852]

I think watchful Owlamo might be a bit mentally unstable.

[@Froggievilleus]

Sad Frogerson is an amazing name.

[@Jussy833]

Your reviews always make my day, Phelan!

[@gagaplex]

I guess the city's name is Abyss? "From Abyss", just like "from New York" or wherever! Abyss must be nice this time of year.

[@LinksBetweenDrinks]

Oh god. We've stared too long into the Galaxy Hole. It... It gazes back. The night, it has tricked us again.

[@TheSeptet]

We better see Sad Froggerson in all of the ending sketches from now on!

[@PaceBreaker]

The frog is my favorite. Made the bit at the end for me.

[@andreasnickmann370]

Don't forget the Owlamo

[@ElOctopodo]

I have a third (maybe fourth!) generation Foxinto for years and only now realized it. It only came with a grey belt, and has blue underpants, with his body matching the head color. Might take a pic seeing there are no photos of him on the net.

[@madisongillam5366]

Color me stunned Edit- Mama Mummiah, here we go again!

[@carmovision]

The Late Late Show with Sad Frogerson

[@bashcrash9148]

Silly Cocky was my nickname in high school.

[@ryanschneider115]

It’s like watching evolution of a horrible species that makes you wonder how it’s still alive.

[@dchegu]

Phelous should really consider making as short video playing with all his knock off toys. With voices of wabu, the old man and others. Heck if you could add allison baywatching voices, it will be brilliant

[@timusforlife]

Good lord, the Galaxy Hole really never ends!

[@wstine79]

On the next bootlegzone, this U-TOOB silver plated button from Germany.

[@dubuyajay9964]

I wish. KZbin is infamous for either not sending buttons or they're busted up when they finally show up.

[@duckwindowthatoneguy]

0:10 I love that hoo sound

[@BATCHARRO]

Remember the Owlamo!

[@Tareltonlives]

This is the best part of the Galaxy Hole since the Turly Gang

[@piupiuentertainment9377]

They look like my younger brother painted them. I don´t have a younger brother. Besides that it´s just pieces of other toys randomly glued together.

[@glitchhunter09]

just realized the splotch on the shirts of the Satyr Masters is a silhouette of a turtle viewed from the top.

[@mahodoki2891]

The white splotches on the Satyr tanks at 12:30 Are they... supposed to be top down views of turtles???

[@helgmelia84]

I think the scuff marks on the package are meant to be motion lines. At least the ones near the characters' arms. They're just really faint and blurry.

[@Notkimbosliced]

I can't hear "Bearinino" without immediately assuming it's an Italian Renaissance artist