Borat - Karate Lessons & American Hobbies

Ali G / Borat - Karate Lessons Hobbies

[@jasmineolivine]

"i don't know that you can silence a woman" this guy gets it.

[@mindfreaksaad]

Legend

[@crimson3356]

FAVORITE part.

[@christophersimmons2062]

“Everybody children dance ahh ohh now... and, so, that had meaning for me.”

[@barbyzupancic]

😂😂😂

[@darkheartlightsoul]

Amen

[@TissDiss]

What a nice martial arts instructor.

[@BURN1NGx1NS1D3]

SugarButt yes a very patient guy

[@to_kyo9388]

@@repiola3655 That was a false allegation.

[@peterpenn8464]

Source?

[@repiola3655]

@@to_kyo9388 Oh well good then he is not a pedo.

[@repiola3655]

@@peterpenn8464 I can't remember now.

[@tarekbaziz]

The karate instructor is a real decent human being..respect

[@tarekbaziz]

@sam sol damn !!! Appearances are damn deceiving indeed...well the results of that DNA test are still pending so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

[@prod.byricky1040]

@@tarekbaziz nah he was falsely accused, a lot of kids trained under him have commenter in this video saying he’s innocent

[@Neidou]

"How can I stop my wife from raping me? Maybe show her more love" Yea... Decent...

[@LaMilice.]

@@Neidou my thoughts exactly...

[@lavs8696]

being a pedophile is decent? k

[@archilzhvania6242]

The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.

[@aniv8600]

Bro they're all actors

[@MechanicalRabbits]

@@aniv8600 they're not, the whole premise of the show was tricking people into believing they were about to meet an actual foreigner reporter before dropping Borat in.

[@shoutatthesky]

Imagine if they're all trolling!?

[@adwayduttagupta9887]

They all are Bisexuals except Borat.

[@shoutatthesky]

@@adwayduttagupta9887 He big time pangloss sexual. He toss coin for best possible world😁

[@DaveKarl]

The fact that Sacha is Jewish himself makes this Jew Claw thing 10 times funnier!

[@solidsnake9898]

It’s the reason why he is able to get away with it

[@redline5579]

Solid Snake replying to 10 years comment nice

[@DaveKarl]

@@redline5579 - Yup. Appreciate it.

[@doiron12]

Yes! It makes it fine to act the fool to represent the Jewish People. Im sure they are greateful to have him represent the faith.

[@jessenoneofyobussines7560]

He legit got chased out of a synagogue. What a troll

[@Chthonian121]

"Children, chilren, chirldreeeeen" LOL WHAT

[@Benlovesscience]

first thing that comes to mind:

[@ruicorreia7882]

That was creepy as hell.

[@sasazivanovic777]

Hahaha Wtf.

[@ajigotto_amygdala]

ahhh ahhh

[@mrsantoro8306]

He’s a Biden supporter.

[@ScreaminEmu]

“Everybody children dance ahh ohh now... and, so, that had meaning for me.”

[@sanjitkolaprath2633]

@TheBrabon1 why is everybody finding it creepy? It just sounds something random to me

[@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov]

@@sanjitkolaprath2633 how much is the autism benefit? You sound like someone who gets support from the government for your disability

[@caret4812]

@@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov get some air moron

[@thebrutusmars]

@@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov Lol what an ass

[@thecatsonholiday5932]

Joe Biden would love to join in, he's got a real problem with the sniffing. Major creepy!

[@jannatteja4651]

For some reason borat's sniffing did not creep me out as much as the "children" guy's sniffing did

[@redneck_3383]

Ikr cause we know borat is just playing a character but the other guy is just sniffing him because he wants to???!?!?!?

[@LeviForWaifu]

Don't talk about our elected president like that

[@redneck_3383]

@@LeviForWaifu What?

[@johnames6430]

You mean Biden?

[@LeviForWaifu]

@@johnames6430 good someone gets the joke.

[@barneycoles]

that was great when he gave the guy two kisses to greet him and when the woman went in for a kiss he just bowed his head she had no idea what to do lol

[@IGRETRO]

He just doesn't see a woman as an equal, more like a thing

[@johnames6430]

@@IGRETRO no, it's a sign of respect, you don't go around touching, hugging, or kissing women who aren't your wife, mother, or immediate family

[@dead_yami]

@@johnames6430 bro this is borat

[@danmaddox2849]

He does that throughout the whole movie lol

[@howtoshootstraighthtss4948]

The children guy seems like a creep... btw the karate guy is a great person.

[@comieliphtrip8739]

Proper nonce

[@Captain_Willard]

Yea wtf is going on there

[@Mordecaigut]

Agreed

[@professionalboycottservice7872]

He's a pdf

[@wtfvideos6]

he said his name Gaylin

[@atrio1136]

The face palm from the guy when the other one sniffs Borats butt 😂 6:59

[@joystickcasaa8148]

Lol he's trying so hard not to laugh throughout that whole part

[@wastefellow2569]

C H I L D R E N

[@adwayduttagupta9887]

Basically, it's all been scripted.

[@johnmc3862]

@@adwayduttagupta9887 It isn't, Borat is just a genius.

[@johnmc3862]

@@adwayduttagupta9887 Reactions are too natural to be scripted.

[@nighthawk0077]

After watching this I think American hobbies are stranger than Kazakhstan.

[@StrangeTamer178]

Rape and table tennis?

[@AA-hg5fk]

@@StrangeTamer178 shoot dog.

[@zeleboba2619]

Eating horses

[@user-el5vr8bi9j]

@@AA-hg5fk Snoop dog?

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

You guys are all gone to shit in your heads, i miss times when people used to be normal

[@rankingmate7954]

Still impressed how borat survive the entire movie without getting shot in the head

[@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights]

He has a jar of gypsy tears to protect him from harm

[@dirtyoldmano]

People weren't so sensitive poosies back then

[@shannonborck757]

"everybody dancing nowww" "oh that's nice!!" lmao

[@albe1500]

1:49 Sasha seems to be impressed by the anti-claw defense

[@TheZabuza49]

And the Jew come with the claw And the Jew come with the claw ... ...And the Jew come with the claw xD lmao

[@Ppap750]

Jones Lee And you can use two. Knock away.

[@shannonborck757]

Truman Burgess lmao the Jew claw:) I always reference this to others and theyre completely lost lol.

[@joeykirby8058]

Truman Burgess just knock it away

[@mazzgoldie9149]

​@@joeykirby8058 ,😂

[@49metal]

No. It is not sad. It is us who do the kill.

[@chloekit4861]

The Jew claw bit is something my friends and I still do as our inside joke lmfao 😂 😂 😆

[@olsonbryce777]

That's not an inside joke lol

[@ernstthalmann4306]

Just be careful who hears that lmao 🤣

[@beardedloon77]

But have you learnt the Kazakh bear defence against the claw?🤣🤣

[@jacek5244]

You gotta give props to the instructor cause Borat was trying to trick him into Jew or women bashing talk but he kept it cool.

[@lavs8696]

ya he was only convicted of beind a pedophile, not a racist, great

[@jacek5244]

@@lavs8696 didn't know that. What is his name?

[@lavs8696]

@@jacek5244 danny passmore

[@Bless-cs9ct]

No not true. Sacha Cohen always does jew jokes since he a jew himself.

[@jacek5244]

@@Bless-cs9ct I wasn't saying Sacha is an antisemite. As a comedian, he often talks people into saying some awful stuff (if it's really what those people think is not here to decide), but this guy really kept his cool and said nothing antisemitic, he didn't catch the bait. Good for him!

[@DarthFurie]

The poor karate instructor was so wholesome lol

[@lloydlobo2053]

"David.. what is a this, David ?" 😂

[@yeezmanualbottime8213]

The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.

[@409raul]

and the jew come with the claw!

[@nickjohnson8537]

EyesOfTheLion 11 they can do two

[@liambauwens8305]

Shit had me rolling on the ground

[@dave1secondago]

lol

[@mrbriceno3949]

Ahahaha

[@DavidSiciliano2100]

You knock away...

[@I_am_a_cat_]

"I don't think you can silence a woman." LOL. Truth

[@miguelzavaleta1911]

LMFAO

[@USAEuropeBrotherhood]

OMG the last part 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️ That was probably the last time they had these meetings hahaha🤣

[@lowrytv6736]

I would love to show this to somebody who has never seen Borat or knows that it is a character and tell them watch this guy from a small village travel around America and how everything is new to him.

[@atrio1136]

I had a friend who watched the first Borat film and he thought it was a real documentary. He was shocked when i told him it was Ali G afterwards.

[@Gearz86]

how to prevent from being raped? show them more love. lesson learned,

[@TheMrExemplar]

Gearz86 true

[@BoxNbox]

It's only apply to men!

[@koreysmith4874]

Gearz86 😂😂

[@stuisart6108]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AngIezi]

@@BoxNbox don’t forget.

[@bahauddintamhid2305]

You can see from his eyes that Sacha actually grew respect for the karate instructor.

[@lurchlogan]

"Everybody Children Dance Uh-Oh Now"!!!

[@Lowkey-NoPressure]

"I dont know that you can silence a woman" lololol

[@peggysue686]

3:04 Comes out looking like Freddie Mercury

[@riprider2]

Underrated comment

[@firefly361]

He wants to break free.

[@ghivifahmi4252]

Well SBC was almost casted for Bohemian Rhapsody...

[@japancine]

He was actually casting for the movie as Freddie Mercury

[@superpandamanCY]

david what is dis david? hahaahahaha. love the way he says it

[@strangenessEPR]

“If your wife tries to rape you, show her more love.” Imagine saying this to a woman being sexually abused by her husband.

[@chinesename8417]

To be fair that was a very unexpected question for the karate guy and he probably didn’t know what to say

[@drivingmylifeaway7149]

Sexually abused 🤣😂🤣 emotionally weak with antinder account is more like it

[@Kakyoinmilfhunter0712]

He obviously knew he was joking

[@sofiakathalina7835]

Few seconds in, I already knew this Dojo Master is a cool guy

[@tomelifeisjustonebig]

David, what is this David?

[@atotallynormalperson3310]

huh

[@SamTimelapseMan]

When you realize there is more content of him on KZbin than in his movies: he really wanted his movies to be perfect, he did so many bits there were even some that didn't make it. He even talked about a porn video he pretended to act in but it couldn't make it in the film.

[@Scrapzilla69]

I think most of these are from the Ali-G show, way before the movies

[@robertcetl7358]

@@Scrapzilla69 That's correct. Personally, I prefer these older clips to the feature films. I think the short-sketch format suits this type of comedy much better.

[@tipicofutbal]

Borat giving us lesson about Kazakhstan hobbies with a straight face is just freakin hilarious! Especially when he says disco dancing, archery, RAPE,... Like it's just another common past time. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dirtyoldmano]

I was shocked when he finished with table tennis.

[@plemgrubern]

CHILDREN CHILDREN

[@yes1sir1no1sir]

+Dog Blues Everybody dance now

[@alextrabal6500]

mmyeess

[@tolbeepies2057]

chIIIiiiIIIiiiildREN CHIL-dren. CHIIIIIIL-dren.

[@nunosilvacycling6769]

That dude is creepy, even Borat felt that ahah

[@realchilldude1271]

6:56 I am DYING LAUGHING XD he just ropes people right into his game lmfao I love it so much XD hes such a con artist XD

[@BayviewFinch]

"You look older."

[@remonedo5225]

Karate Instructor: "Hold me down and get on top" lol

[@HuyTran-wx9yi]

The smelling at the end hahahaha

[@pepe_s1lvia]

3:40, love how they made a callback to this and used it in Borat 2 trailer

[@addemanns]

children children.. imagine meeting that guy on the street like "chiiiiildren... chiiiiiildren..." haha freaks me out xd

[@juanpabloabriola7365]

He is like a robot sexual predator ahhaa. Thats creepy

[@poorsonwelles]

children. children. chiiiilllldreeennnnnn.

[@Elmasdrakosinfenixov]

The children guy made Borat look normal

[@rileypoole1234]

WTF?!?! children....children.....chILLLdren

[@nacho8982]

Mom: The food isnt that hot The food: 3:06

[@Kenedamick]

"WHAT IS BEST MOVE TO SILENCE A WOMAN"

[@whataboutredlorry]

woah... what the fuck was that last class he went to???? I've done some pretty trippy classes before but that is.... just another level. I'd be laughing my ass off If I was there...

[@heatherfeather9951]

"I don't know that you can silence a woman." Lol.

[@feartheblazer]

“everyyy bodyyy daaance..now”

[@MP-tf7cc]

The smelling part makes me laugh for 5 minutes.

[@dizavo]

i love the way he kisses the men at 4:15 then nods to the woman so respectful

[@DannyG3E]

EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!

[@chisicilian]

He almost lost it in the end, even the old hippy was laughing 😂

[@exploringwithbrad1652]

"Mine says everybody dance now children hay".. filled with intelligence

[@musicislife1010]

haha i love this so much. and i love how hes speaking polish in the begining (opposite the english).

[@shawn2196]

Loved the borat movie

[@vivekjkumar5797]

damn sacha is such a talented musician. he plays so many instruments.

[@JuGgala22]

I bought the two seasons years ago and still laughing as hard after all those millions views!

[@jordonwest9009]

Everybody dance now😂😂😂

[@martybreeden6116]

One of the all time great scenes!!😅😅😅

[@johndee759]

This is so authenticate.

[@Jezierox]

THE CLAW THE CLAW THE CLAW

[@aidanscorner847]

The way he’s actually having fun at the end

[@klaxcuy591]

this guy is a genius how can he not laugh!

[@kursattuncer8928]

The way he smooth his voice by saying niceee is priceless

[@DINXIII]

I always learn something

[@derstj1985]

Really liked the yoga "temple" in the rented appartement

[@JohnnySack-eu6xg]

The children guy should actually be investigated lmao

[@deezer989]

The claw kills me every time!

[@Fredo5227]

This is so bizarre I went to that karate place when I was younger!!

[@davemustaki134]

This was the real Borat!

[@JohnThomas-yo1no]

“Children”? Investigate that mans browsing history.

[@Kenedamick]

The "tishnik massacre" drawing HAHAHAH

[@ryanparkercolour]

I love how he’s coordinated enough to do the running man but he can’t swing the cricket bat. 😆

[@EivinSukoi]

Jim Carrie did the famous " Jew claw" on the film" Liar liar"

[@Fredo5227]

And the weird thing is that I watched this segment over and over back on DVD and never realized that was my school in my town.

[@SenseiEli]

So now I know what to answer if ever Borat comes to my Dojo. . . Or not...

[@TheLipsick]

Commenting for the nostalgia

[@keepingcalm]

“Everybody dance now, children oooh, ahhh that had meaning for me “ 😅😅

[@wiresharkhk2946]

This is so funny ! he just keeps saying everybody dance now ! lol

[@kipoot6564]

this guy's funny, i think they should make a movie about him

[@kbsubliminals1096]

You are good.

[@mifino]

6:58 sacha trying so hard to squeeze out a fart right now

[@lickgirlsassholes4380]

Hey Mikael finstad

[@libatonvhs]

It's so cute when he starts to dance randomly at 3:51

[@MacBobby1408]

This man just said “rape” is a hobby. What a fucking legend 🤣😂

[@happy240man]

2:43 the fact he tried to take down the instructor 🤣

[@pauloverzosa7199]

The intro song is actually kinda fire

[@413Kristianna]

the martial artist instructor is te sweetest guy ever

[@clamshell6863]

@@isaiahsimmons8034 No, it was all lies. He was free after it was proven false. His name is Danny Passmore.

[@angelruizdiaz7794]

Boraaaat time to plaaaay!!!

[@AlderDragon]

That door sound effect at 3:04 sounds EXACTLY like in the game Morrowind.

[@Maverick180c]

You n'wah!

[@boriserjavec6470]

Haha YES!

[@ttaair]

Borat is a World Hero

[@hansgunter5071]

Dziękuje

[@_6079SMITH]

I will never ever tire of watching old Borat, unlike that last crap he brought out.

[@dboygamer8184]

SBC went super woke

[@unfluencedarea]

Aww he hurt your feelings?

[@rajr1089]

Everybody dance now in a harmonium 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@heckyeah3010]

I wish Sacha will always make a movie like this

[@hatemalameddine2627]

Everybody dance now yes

[@kbsubliminals1096]

He must know we laugh FOR him.

[@jj-wp6wc]

Lol that poor martial arts instructor! How funny.