Borat - Dating Service Skit

[@tjovadevalivat]

There is a chair. The chair walk, with a shoes. Lalalalala. He walk on the street. The chair is a-walking. Yes.

[@ONIKdeftones]

tjovadevalivat YES

[@adrianwisa6084]

This joke is even funnier in the written form.

[@monkey220ms]

tjovadevalivat "I shoulda tell dis joek?" "probably not" lmaoo

[@kovalevisgod]

So good.

[@Rickusty]

best joke ever. Gonna re-use it with my future dates

[@Btt8]

Borat's face after he said no Jew loooool

[@ONIKdeftones]

Pritpal Desai Yes but no Jews! cant stop laughing!

[@qlihqnkvs4066]

+Pritpal Desai yeah i noticed that too :D hilarious :D

[@YakiMasala]

lost it on this expression

[@STYLITALWAYS]

Btt 😆😆😆😆😆

[@Essa5225]

2:37

[@michaeljordan9460]

*"No history of retardation in family" 😂😂😂😂*

[@anonamatron]

That's really not a bad thing to look out for

[@rosemarybochik133]

that had me too 😂

[@alejandropulgarcambra]

Hahaha hahaha 😂

[@chieke-chinyere]

I doubt it😅

[@sorinpenteleiciuc5382]

Brother Bilo

[@tomb407]

In Alabama, that insecticide deal would definitely open a conversation

[@flclub54]

LMAOOOOO

[@balkanblackpillvideosandmo8456]

Facts

[@VSM0696]

Loooooooooooooooooooooool

[@xino_z]

I don't know which is funnier, the alabama comment or these comments after

[@TheGamesProjects]

Johnna the comments on the comment aren’t funny

[@VDViktor]

Can you imagine how much self control is needed to act out a character like Borat and dont burst out laughing? What a great actor

[@Snip3r97]

Broooo - imma learn to do this.

[@Minadis1]

@@pashadyne so deep

[@joebuckaroo82]

I feel he is probably channeling his actual self.

[@retroliftsprs]

He is so under-rated

[@gr8nazi]

Imagine the people working behind the camera, they all must be dying inside

[@freakylocz14]

He had me at "I will give you television remote control." 😍

[@maq3009]

No Joke though.....that’s a great privilege.

[@Talia.777]

😂😂😂😂

[@WillPower46]

My wife will NEVER get my remote!

[@jonothandoeser]

That was a lot of knee touching by the woman

[@ITSSIRWAN86]

😂😂😂😂

[@JFKLEGACY]

"I like a shoot dog" Jenny: Snoop Dogg. Borat: "SHOOT, SHOOT DOG. HAHA

[@snehalkrishnan618]

JFKLEGACY ROFL!!!

[@ryankines9407]

🐶🔫

[@raras889]

shoot dope?

[@rohit1701d]

She should be given an award just for keeping a straight face when he said that! Who on earth would want to shoot a dog?!?! and why?!? Here doggy ... dog comes wagging his tail... BANG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@javierperalta7648]

@@rohit1701d I know plenty of people who shoot dogs. Mostly farmers

[@AmsterdamStyledotCom]

I love how the woman went with her face to his shoulder, respecting a handshake of a culture that does not exist hahaha She is awesome.

[@lucwijngaard8413]

Borat has his own culture

[@AmsterdamStyledotCom]

@@lucwijngaard8413 aint that the truth hahahahahaha

[@maq3009]

She was classy though. I like classy women.

[@AmsterdamStyledotCom]

@@maq3009 yes! I totally agree.

[@astrodomain]

You guys, as a Turk I want to say that handshake does exist and is commonly used here.

[@traveees]

The look on Borat's face at 02:38 after he tells her "No Jews" kills me everytime!

[@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998]

Lol😂

[@kennyran1]

Yeas. No jew

[@titokipyegon329]

@@advguilhermecardoso His character is a Muslim, and he is drawing on the existing hate between Muslim and Jews.

[@Rottensparrow]

@@titokipyegon329 no, he isn't muslim, I think he is christian orthodox

[@AFA111]

@@Rottensparrow He's a Jew. COHEN surname comes from Jewish culture.

[@DanielDanij2010]

Borat - You remind me my wife.. Date - Your previous wife? Borat - Yes. Date - Ahahahaha! Borat - Why you laugh, she dead..

[@AutodidactEngineer]

The chair joke is better than most Tik Toks

[@olivercondron583]

All*

[@craigdark8596]

Fk tik tok

[@skylurker46]

Hear hear!

[@Dylan_Lino]

All

[@theeyesoftheoracle2072]

Huge true

[@adrianroldan6093]

That hand rubbing and sings before 'sexy time' gets me all the time. He is a freaking genius

[@MarceloLaraM]

😂🎉 same

[@InChristIDelight]

At like 7:21 you can see sacha’s actual face there afte that little “yeah” you can tell he almost thought it was too much😭

[@alaminmughrabi84]

6:16 borat: my kham, my sack is a heavy. she: how old is your child ?

[@pearlmax]

She's a smart lady. She know the older a child gets, the heavier the father's sack.

[@iloveeveryone8611]

pearlmax I never would’ve connected the two sentences together. Lol

[@amjan]

"my hram"

[@khary30]

amjan what’s hram lol

[@ЫРІ]

Jason Morgan in Russian hram is a temple)

[@SundownTE]

Damn she is like the perfect office lady

[@rossmarshall6960]

Saucy secretary. Very much plough experience

[@dan003]

Big O Very true fine Sir, very true. I would love to see her on the casting couch!

[@tigerdoug9789]

Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐

[@ruh8659]

I think her and Sasha did some plowing after filming

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@@ruh8659 That leg touching was plenty good.

[@XxINCHAINSxX]

"Even though I am big... like a can of pepsi." He gets me every time!

[@mohammadnumaannabi2267]

Bro u alive

[@MRakshay-fb2mu]

14 years is a long time.

[@mohammadnumaannabi2267]

@@MRakshay-fb2mu yep he dead 👍

[@MimonJesus67]

Yeah he's probably dead by now

[@mededits276]

Did you pass this account to your grandkids ?

[@JD-xh2by]

“Your previous wife? Hahahaha” “Why you laugh? She dead”

[@cyberlord64]

7:40 I like how Sharlene handled every bit of Borats lines so gracefully. How you maintain a straight face under these circumstances is beyond me.

[@jesusimposter9603]

Do you know what it means to have “plow experience “?

[@BRV-25]

@@jesusimposter9603 "Plough Experience" could be related to farming

[@jesusimposter9603]

@@BRV-25 is it good for a woman to have this experience?

[@davidschmidt1793]

@@jesusimposter9603 Borat is pretty much saying he wants his wife to work on the field,as a farmer

[@AboveEmAllProduction]

Wtf is sharks 🦈

[@TheNo85307]

''I will crush her'' - YOU WILL CRUSH HER?! XD

[@STYLITALWAYS]

TheNo85307 DEEEAAAAD 😆😆😆😆😆

[@B1astFriend]

why you laughing?

[@Zenaku]

@@B1astFriend Because it's comedy you scumbag

[@arekkusutsuki1119]

Zenaku she’s dead. Why you laughing?

[@Jesus-sg3bi]

@@Zenaku ..........

[@Aegisoul]

I remember watching this 14 years ago when I was a kid. Now I'm a depressed adult with a mortgage

[@manicciluxuryautostyling]

lol

[@leam89]

Samesies

[@jaffnamixer]

Wow how many of us are on the same shitty boat. -_- this won't last long

[@zak11107]

😂😂

[@Finezjanto]

At least you can afford it.. Some of us still living with their parents at the age of 44

[@bobdobalina838]

F-ing comedy genius. Was laughing out loud Uncontrollably through most of this, on the verge of tears.,God I miss those days.

[@RadislavPirgozliev]

Thou shalt not adulterize. The relationship must be loyal. Thous shalt not covet thy neighbor's he kindred/Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's she kindred. They are already in a relation so they must upkeep it properly. Tears also indicate cathartic prayers so you're on the right track and path. Amen selah! 😇

[@MarceloLaraM]

😂🎉 same

[@fabianfischer4229]

"I like table tennis. I like shoot dog." "Oh, Snoop Dog?" "No, shoot". "Ah, OK." WTF? Cracks me up every time.

[@jacobhenrichon5542]

He said "shoot dope", like doing heroin

[@ResIntellecta]

@@jacobhenrichon5542 No, I think he was referring to killing dogs.

[@DanishJerk123]

@@jacobhenrichon5542 No, he didn't. It's a reoccurring joke of his, which is often mentioned in these sketches. Dog-shooting is on his top 10 list of activities.

[@jacobhenrichon5542]

@@DanishJerk123 Oh OK then...

[@tigerdoug9789]

Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐

[@3hutp]

'It's a funny image" 'Should I tell this joke?' 'Probably not'

[@LeislSchutte-jb2yu]

It is knot a joke -

[@elgee6202]

"My khrum - my sack - is a-heavy." "How old is your child?"

[@mtkn744]

When he said that, she was very interested 😁

[@_MohdJack]

Hahahahah

[@ccc-hk6gz]

The dedication is INSANE. He risks his life SPRINTING in a busy NY street in broad daylight for some laughs. INSANE and REVOLUTIONARY. No other like this guy.

[@eriksonsmash]

A chair walking down the street would actually be pretty terrifying.

[@nthomas87]

eriksonsmash especially with shoes

[@markvigo1747]

Not that much if it's anything except crocs

[@stupendous7848]

i think it would be funny

[@tigerdoug9789]

Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐

[@trollsometimes9789]

I would love a gif of a chair with shoes kinda moving

[@thecioff7]

This is still so funny 10+ years later but now it would probably offend everyone.

[@GordonHeaney]

Who cares? Fuck'em, funny is funny

[@IfritOnly]

Tyler Durden omfg LOL

[@josephlubas5368]

Yes, Barack Obama has turned us into a haven of political correctness

[@ZC.Andrew]

Which of course is why it's even FUNNIER now!

[@koljia3120]

Tyler Durden maybe it‘s possible to be liberal and find this funny

[@memoli1524]

I love how she carefully writes down “tight like a mans anus”

[@MarceloLaraM]

😂🎉

[@yagovmolotov5127]

she didnt lol

[@PrinceFloof]

Anoos

[@norbnar7197]

The "chair joke" kills me every time.🤣🤣🤣

[@cloudstrife206]

It’s a good joke

[@tjovadevalivat]

@@cloudstrife206 It's a funny image

[@MrNcarey88]

Its the pause after...... and then the yes

[@uuuultra]

i hope it does

[@marcfedak]

The second dating agency lady did not seem to get flustered by Borat and actually answered his questions gracefully and with respect. You have to give her credit for that.

[@InChristIDelight]

She’s seen a lot in her time in that space undoubtedly😭😭😭

[@NESherv]

I looked up Sharlene Talbott after watching this. She actually died in 2004 at the age of 54, which must have been shortly after this sketch aired. Too bad, she seemed like a nice person.

[@osvaldotatarinsky6319]

Sucks to hear that. Yes she seemed very agreeable.

[@christinahorton289]

Rest In Peace Charlene Talbott. I hope she is at peace now she seemed so sweet :(

[@TheStonerosesHQ]

I don’t think it’s the same lady who died

[@maximusp210]

Omgg how did she die????

[@jerome0929]

Is she didn’t die in 2004 she definitely dead by now 2019

[@princeofruins3287]

She had zero plough experience... i don't buy it.

[@poland1230]

Looooool.

[@jamesroboyle]

kshitiz Singh it's experience using a field plow lol

[@bicualexandru246]

You must never trust a woman's words!

[@Napalm38382]

If she lie, I crush her.

[@moriart13]

for now

[@L0CALDRUGMAN]

I have watched this thousands of times and its still as funny as it was watching this first time 🤣

[@RolfCityDirtHunt]

THE CHAIIRRR HAS AH SHOOESSS IT IS WALKING!

[@AllCockGaming]

LA LA LA LA

[@flisko123]

lolaoalaolaoalal huheuhuehuehleohelhoe

[@PauloNideck]

Jenny is a hottie

[@kennyran1]

I would like entry to her vagine

[@youngrastapeacebr7509]

Achei que eu era o único brasileiro por aqui hahahahahahaha

[@vipsvipsa1330]

It’s my mom please don’t talk this way about her

[@TS111WASD]

Vips Vipsa Thats my mom 4Weird

[@Jayce_Alexander]

@Truth Hahaha she's hotter than anyone you'll ever have.

[@drumtum]

We need more Borat in 2021. It´s a sick world.

[@johnnyk617]

Something tells me Jennie has plenty of plow experience

[@Mircose]

she is so damn sexy.. haha.. nice comment.

[@ianpollard4501]

10

[@JizzWizzable]

Hahaha 😆

[@justschr]

There’s a huge difference between being strong on plow and being plowed strongly

[@S.Trades]

"Plough experience"....​@@justschr

[@henrylivingstone2971]

“If she cheat on me...I will crush her!” “Honey, we American women don’t have plow experience” “no jew”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus the quotes in this segment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TonyEnglandUK]

And Borat's face after she says "No Jewish. Ok" 2:38

[@K4inan]

More emojis please

[@SadBheeseChurger]

Plough experience should be standard

[@jeremyw9218]

holy shit, that chair joke was fucking hilarious. I'm going to use that on my next date.

[@sdaafasfad]

So 5 years on Jeremy - I take it you used the joke, got married and are living a very happy life?

[@kriswantoro6249]

Probably not! Instructor said

[@Wabbelpaddel]

@@sdaafasfad Nah, he likely commited sea side.

[@Denchanter]

@@Wabbelpaddel how would you commit sea side?

[@Tendertroll1]

I didn’t get the joke? Can you explain it to me please.

[@jmg6012]

This shit never gets old. Its just as funny now as it was the first time I watched it.

[@johnames6430]

I wish I could lose my memory so I could watch these again for the first time! What a joy it was discovering these interviews back on youtube in it's early days!

[@bnote1990]

My biggest wish 😫 first time I cried laughing

[@q7zjdwomfvkbj74]

nonsense

[@blondie9422]

I visibly remember I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard when I first watched the movie

[@jamesroyle6888]

"American women don't have plough experience" lazy.

[@russ6847]

Jenny obviously never been down south. Lol

[@shodak9445]

@@russ6847 and they still don't have plow experience unless they're 50 year old Mexican dudes

[@ekrano8746]

What is plough experience? I actually don't know lol

[@savagewendigo8936]

@@ekrano8746 a tool that plows the ground for farming. Tied to a a horse or mule, it breaks up the ground to allow for planting seeds

[@techtitanuk5609]

Shes been ploughed plenty

[@whiteshadow59]

the chair is a walking !!

[@tassop1128]

bailbondsh

[@SpikyDane]

@@tassop1128 bailbondsh

[@dagaybrucewayne]

With a shoe

[@tigerdoug9789]

Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐

[@bjv93]

That chair joke made me laugh harder than I have in a long time lmaoooooo

[@sorexlozen8968]

When she nodded and said “no Jewish, okay.” That really got to me.

[@guineapig55555]

*I really felt that

[@user-fg8ux8zo6w]

bruh the fact that she asked race she deserve it lmao

[@utilitymonster8267]

Based Log, or prefer the other race.

[@progmetalJorge]

I'd say only jewish girls.

[@Gladys971]

Lol

[@patrick1428]

What makes me laugh even more when watching these videos is the fact that Sacha Baron Cohen has to act like Borat/Bruno/Ali G before the cameras are even rolling. The length he goes to for footage is extraordinary and pure genius. He takes comedy to a whole other level

[@3rdeyefocused]

"If she cheat on me...I will crush her!!!" 😂😂😂

[@pabloparra2484]

I thought he said "shit" on me

[@maq3009]

Borat’s About me on Tinder: “If she cheat on me......I will crush her!!!! Women on Tinder: “Ohhhh yes, tell me more.”

[@3rdeyefocused]

@@pabloparra2484 no....."shit on you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mishka5334]

Since almost two decades im watching this - and crying again, again and again ! Every phrase hits me soooo hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@MatthewCaligari]

That first dating agency chick was gorgeous.

[@jupitorious7925]

Filthy

[@darthtom100]

Too much makeup.

[@leomoe433]

Friedrich Nietzsche, nietzsche keepin the record straight

[@josh18230]

Wew lad

[@Fluffyolphert]

I'd drink her bath water

[@bernardmedeiros3974]

Everytime I'm stressed I come back here to have a laugh. Gotta love the creativity and talent of SBC.

[@juliansandler4569]

The chair joke was genuinely hilarious

[@sammyhill69]

It's definitely a funny image!

[@tuneboyz5634]

@@sammyhill69 Should I tell this joke?

[@sammyhill69]

@@tuneboyz5634 Probably not!

[@hohaia01]

That was the most creepy and awkward handshake I've ever seen. Very funny

[@MrBeachwaves]

Borat is so bloody hilarious! Can’t believe Borat 2 is coming out! Jenny definitely likes to butter up her clients. Can’t count the number of times she touched Borat on the thigh.

[@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE]

She wanted that big can of pepsi

[@cerenb7909]

yeah what the hell was that

[@user-vv1do1wg1j]

@@cerenb7909 i liked it

[@johnames6430]

nah some women are just friendly, remember this was at a different time in society when people could touch without getting MeToo'd.

[@dd-hp5oj]

@@johnames6430 Actually she was just trying to upsell her company.

[@bigdaddycmoney]

Plow experience is a must!

[@navdeepbajwa3830]

7:11 Borat: How do I know if she want me to take her ✋👋👏👐 Lady: Go to bed with her?? Borat: Sexy time, yah!

[@ibuprofen303]

Those hand movements he did...

[@nbvw3]

The creepy, uncomfortable handshake at the end is significantly underrated!

[@erko78]

I'd like to plow jenny

[@randomystick]

erko78 she gon get that plow experience she be lacking in

[@addisonyoungg8052]

215 people feel the same way 😏

[@sg45cal26]

erko78 I Agree.

[@kennyran1]

Is nice

[@veomazanimljivo269]

what is plaw

[@smeermr9647]

I like how he just disregards everything he learned on those dates

[@viciousmixes3965]

The chair joke is one of the funniest things I've seen to this day

[@matero4life2019]

The Dating service woman totally understands borat and it’s hilarious 😂

[@Chthonian121]

"I'm big like can of pepsi"

[@orangeblubber2181]

Classic pick up line....

[@pokerface7840]

"My sack is heavy." "How old is your child?"

[@ernstthalmann4306]

How the fuck did those two sentences follow each other

[@kurdyyy6822]

why you laugh she dead im loling this guy is the funniest ever

[@shawnreed7876]

@@clycoo That's what your mom told me last night.

[@musicmarvel]

Shawn Reed 🤦‍♂️

[@tirkooo]

@@clycoo turks look Arab but want to be Mongol

[@patel894]

Was looking for this comment

[@kevens]

I watched this video years ago when it first came out and finds it funnier all these years later. Bing Ali G back.

[@michelod.i.y.5202]

He is such a talented man to not burst out laughing

[@josh24441]

"Even though I'm big? Like a can of Pepsi ". Lol!!!

[@DEVILMATE1996]

“No jew” and then that :c face made me die lmaooo

[@williamkjwilliamkj1815]

Some of the funniest moments of my life. This man is a genius.

[@gregorcollins]

“I like shoot dog.” (Smiles) “You like Snoop Dogg?” “No, shoot dog.” (Loses smile) “Oh.” (Writes something in her notebook)

[@kajisherpa6749]

she must hav written snoop dogg bcoz u cant write he likes to shoot dog😅😅

[@mrrealistyes1819]

Man when i wanna laugh i still come back to this guy its how such sad times we live in isnt it

[@anonamatron]

Too bad his recent stuff is just political nonsense, because the old stuff was gold.

[@buckbumble]

“I like in the mouth very much” 😭😂

[@HakTunes]

One of the funniest characters ever created in life!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vinxcxcxcxc6354]

3:07 Little did she know a decade later Tinder will prove this to be false

[@LOL60345]

i mean to be fair, if you go tthere you are already perverted.

[@mansukhdeep]

I like SHOOT DOG!! Lol!!

[@viksword8686]

Mansukhdeep Thind snoop dogg? No SHOOTdogg xd

[@acatfrompoland5230]

I think he means “shoot duck” as like a sport

[@TheWallsocket]

CatGods no, he means shoot dog. Watch the one where he goes to an animal shelter to adopt a dog, and when looking at one he asks the lady what the best way to cook it is.

[@turtleanton6539]

Snoop Dogg???

[@Aaroncadwell]

Tf is ur name😂😂😂

[@EmyLaGargola]

That Jenny is smoking hot

[@kevinbushracing58]

I wonder if she squirts.

[@ratlakmin]

@@kevinbushracing58 I bet she does a lot.

[@vipsvipsa1330]

Kjbkjb kjbkjb why would you wonder that?

[@student7259]

What the hell..

[@artycunooof7540]

Simps

[@PhilipTikka]

1:58 - as American women we don’t have plough experience. Exactly the reason for the falling marriage rates!

[@Dogboy73]

Borat does better at speed dating than I do.

[@sunday1409]

"Wag wan piff ting, whats ur bbm" and ur all set

[@Bones98]

I like to play a table tennis. I like a shoot dog. Her: Snoop Dogg! Borat: Shoot dog - shoot.

[@dr.moonrocks154]

“Even though I am big, like a can of Pepsi” lmao 😂😂

[@jenlans]

He’s so proud when he says ‘no Jew’ lolol

[@sixstringsdown67]

"plough experience", "tight" , "no history of retardation". Excellent!

[@PLOttawa]

If your date doesn't laugh about that chair, they're not the right one. That's brilliant. Lol.

[@GibberingTool]

15 gallons of insecticide? Seems like a lot to trade for me 😂

[@pascal4511]

Just watched 'the spy' and re watching these I realise how talented is this man...

[@Raskolnikovtzs]

This dating part should last longer. It's hilarious.

[@kayser152]

He's a comedy genius for real. This is classic!

[@stevetayler8833]

Only an American would not realise he is taking the “piss” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@richgerow3472]

Ehh, I don't know about that. Borat throws off a lot of the Brits he interviews too.

[@pcakes1878]

he did the same skits in the uk originally

[@willcookson2194]

I’ve watched this so many times and I still don’t know what he’s going to say next 🤣

[@daniellos333]

its insane how he can keep character without laughing or showing any sign of fail, he´s so fucking serious, hes the funniest man alive man...

[@Metalpazallteway]

"All races, except for Jew..." ahahahahah she almost burst out laughing in the trollolol

[@SubrataGhosh-qo8or]

Fun fact: Great expectations is the dating company where Bryan Cranston used to work as the camera guy.

[@YoniSanti26]

If you have no plough experience don't talk to me.

[@disneymumau]

Watching this to forget about my toxic family. He always makes me laugh.

[@christianroy5663]

Years after this film was released, I taught myself to read the Cyrillic alphabet and when I rewatched some of the movie's clips, I learned that the Cyrillic fonts are pure bullshit and just appear to be random letters thrown together. Eeshkfye Fipvshnum (Borat Sagdiyev) HAHA!

[@abzalamangos2049]

That's true. However the sequel got it right

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

I told the chair joke to my entire family at Christmas. Nothing. Not even a sympathy titter.

[@GuyFerzOfficial]

Borat: "My sack is heavy" Woman: "How old is your child?"

[@myahollandia3552]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@williambayliff4262]

Came here for this comment 🤝

[@LedZeppelinHK]

"i'll give her televison and remote control" i think its a parody of the line from a David Bowie song "China girl"

[@pabulum28]

My favorite part is when Borat tells the chair "joke" and then the lady's like "It's a funny image," and then Borat's like "It is nice." It's just hilarious the way he does that..."It is niiiiice.":)

[@mizofan]

This is brilliant, one of his best

[@busystreetbimmers9938]

She has zero experience plowing but lot's of experience being plowed.

[@tisdue]

This man is a mad genius