Is Your Car Safe From Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft?

Instagram: / bosnianapesociety
Many beginner drivers make the common mistake of forgoing proper defense against airborne threats such as enemy fighter jets and air-to-surface missiles. In this video, we will explain the best methods to protect your vehicle from such threats and avoid the necessity of paying exorbitant insurance premiums for preventable damages. These include practical measures such as installing anti-air close-in weapon systems utilizing the latest Gatling gun and radar technologies.

[@ilmu011]

As a matter of fact, as we speak I am surveying all of your cars inside my Su-35BM Flanker-E. This video has put a significant damper on my plans.

[@kermitenthusiast485]

Pls no kill my car I need go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to work

[@chewycornell]

Don’t worry man, he hasn’t told us yet. You have a chance.

[@dustinlindsey1859]

**laughs in having a ADF-01 with TLS and PSL installed**

[@notshownnotshown309]

Laughs in ADATs

[@Miguel_Hernandez535]

*Laughs in CIWS*

[@Sulkie]

This is the best high-effort shitpost I've seen all day.

[@haditjandradjaja8403]

Why the car not using its CIWS to destroy those obstacles first ?

[@curioussnek859]

I can agree with this

[@Galactice9433]

@@curioussnek859 I can agree with this

[@fbi1122]

How dare you to call this scientific work of safety a shitpost!? -rep

[@dontaskmewhy8734]

You cant really call it that even. This is just pure documentation. History channel is obviously way closer to being shitpost than this

[@This_Account]

As an American, I always heard that driving in Europe is more sophisticated.

[@generalcesko4079]

As a European, I can assure you that I dont know.

[@crypt0sFX]

@Lizzy MH Or water.

[@ABW941]

Of course it is, we have manual transmission.

[@xavierhernandez-dones4497]

@@crypt0sFX You really had to do Africa like that?

[@crypt0sFX]

@@xavierhernandez-dones4497 Yes

[@mrkiky]

I was legit screaming the entire time "What about the Single Seat Twin Engine Supermaneuvrable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighter most likely observing me this whole time!?!??!" I'm glad he finally addressed it in the end. Really clear lesson, no questions.

[@amongyourchannel8456]

I felt the same

[@a-guy-from-a-place]

Yea yea but as an amarican the F-22 RAPTOR has entered the chat

[@outkast937]

Dont worry, since a russian super maneuverable aircraft doesn't exist... You have nothing to fear

[@vanillecrotch]

For real! Finally i can show my therapist.

[@patheticpenguin]

Real

[@YasinTheDuke]

I hate being harassed by a Sukhoi SU-35 single-seat twin engine super maneuverable all weather multi role air superiority fighter aircraft while I am simply going work with my car. This guide helped me so much. Thanks a lot.

[@julisity6640]

Finally. He remembered his youtube password.

[@thebaconplays5305]

wut

[@paw0960]

@@thebaconplays5305 SUSSY!

[@madador1572]

69th liker

[@barragethree5047]

I was beginning to think the mailboxes got him

[@yourlocalmemestealer1]

I swear XD

[@vurtizmow4712]

Me: “Time to sleep” UI: “You cannot sleep when there are military aircrafts nearby”

[@DruNature]

Ive been saying "this is the last one" for 5 videos in a row, but now it really is time to sleep.

[@acrobaticalpaca6675]

Man I love flan's mod

[@comradecat1922]

It actually makes sense, aircraft are pretty noisy right

[@myusername3689]

Just get yourself an SR-71 to scan those things and then shoot them down with F-22 raptors.

[@thechosenone7622]

0:37 how to drive safely

[@gooseloose682]

Finally, i always found it easy to manage my own in an aerial dogfight scenario but roundabouts were always scary. Thanks for the tutorial!

[@KatarinaBohtana]

😂

[@mr.tank_410]

War Thunder moment

[@marat8584]

It's a decent dogfight guide, for those who end up in a Typhoon entering a dogfight (like a real man), don't forget to drop the fuel tanks and any air-to-ground munition right before the first high-G maneuver. Have a great day!

[@madador1572]

After this premere finishes, my neighbor will never again be able to destroy my car with his supermaneuverable Air-Defense fighter aircraft.

[@dovetail4662]

agreed man, so annoying when that happens.

[@eetwas]

Yeah, I hate it when that happens

[@konaboi1952]

I can relate

[@drrjack1631]

Dinkleburg😤

[@redactedexpunged]

I recomend using a mobile AA tank

[@drrjack1631]

He’s answering the questions we were too afraid to ask

[@rp-fatv5815]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@mihailmilev9909]

This is my Instagram pfp lmao

[@blackcatmc838]

yeah

[@bemotivated8443]

But we need to hear this

[@dawger]

Exactly

[@Entschuldigung14]

Here in rural America we luckily don’t have problems with the Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E. However we do have the Fairchild Republic A-10 (warthog) Thunderbolt 2 which is a lot slower and easier to spot but is tougher and has more fire power. I always hate it when I’m driving to the store and my car get blown up.

[@malpacamusic_1007]

loll the A-10 thunderbolt 2 was made by fairchild-republic, not lockheed martin

[@Entschuldigung14]

@@malpacamusic_1007 I knew that but when I was writing this comment my brain short circuited and I lost the only 4 brains in my head. 🥴I have corrected the mistake, thank you for your output. 😃

[@anamatos6589]

Here in Brazil the same but with Embraer A29 super Tucano light attack aircraft and sometimes a Embraer modified version of the Swedish Saab JAS 39 Gripen, the Embraer F39 Gripen-E

[@dylanhilton220]

Count yourself lucky. I have to deal with multiple squadrons of fighters, F-35 Lightning II's, F-22 Raptors, F/A 18E Super Hornets, and F-15E Strike Eagles. I said hello to ONE navy pilot ONCE and this is what I have to deal with. Before that tho I only had to deal with a single F/A-18E Super Hornet. I miss those days

[@Entschuldigung14]

@@dylanhilton220 rip

[@smoltankette]

Thank you for this tutorial, lately I have noticed multiple Su35BM Flanker-Es and Lockheed-Martin F-22 Raptors in my vicinity every time I attempt driving a roundabout. I have also noticed the Goalkeeper CIWS system is very effective with mid-speed bypasses, while having a little bit of trouble with high-speed F-22 Raptors, I attached multiple SAM units onto my vehicle in order to deal with the Lockheed AC130 Gunships I would run into occasionally, with those attached I am able to effectively Neutralize most NATO and Warsaw Pact aircraft, I feel much safer after following the instructions in this tutorial.

[@KyleJordanGaming]

That shortcut through the CoD Warzone map just isn’t worth it, bro.

[@ambatuBUHSURK]

bro just install s-500 on your car

[@sond5554]

Speaking from experience, I think using a SAM system is kind of a waste there. The AC-130 gunship is notorious for being big, slow and heavy. So I think you just need your CIWS system to shot that plane down. The SAM system should be used to defend against larger and more dangerous targets such as a B-52 Stratofortress or those Su-35 you’re talking about. Additionally, some camoflaging is quite needed since getting those weapons destroyed is not a pleasant thing to have. I’m Vietnamese so I know a bit about this stuff, no need to thank me.

[@emirkomutan4212]

Cutey little l3 :)

[@amogusenjoyer]

I think you should moving out of no man's land

[@karankshah]

"it was too busy laughing at your complete and utter incompetence" Tough but fair

[@mikeuchiha5972]

True

[@zyriantel9601]

The criticism only seems harsh because we recognize the truth of it. This is how we learn from our mistakes.

[@tobiasleiminger5920]

It’s not even text-to-speech voices anymore, this is getting so professional.

[@Kenshov]

It is, though.

[@helper_bot]

the tts reminds me of Podel and i cant stop wheezing

[@luccarodrigues781]

I've spent the whole video thinking to myself "Holy crap this sounds so real and yet nobody talks exactly like this" It's really, really uncanny, it's sort of unsettling

[@Tadfafty]

Its a weird thing, I think it is computer generated.

[@sol2544]

@@Tadfafty cant be. His tone changes too much. It has to be real.

[@timpaniradio]

0:51, as someone who is new to driving, i can confirm that whenever i see a roundabout, i just go to the nearest road sign and start rotating, making me fly. thanks for teaching me how to use a roundabout properly.

[@TheSupremeDuck]

when there's a sign on the side of the road saying "speed limit enforced by aircraft"

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

I love how the problem is not the fact that you may be killed by a hidden fighter jet, but that it's embarrassing to drive around without having anti-aircraft weaponry

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

One can rarely feel embarrassment if killed

[@alrineusaldore6764]

@@deltoroperdedor3166 *So there's a chance*

[@maulanaariefhidayat4369]

You should be ashamed if you didn't have anti-aircraft weaponry, smh kids these days.

[@tailgunner2]

Hell, look at all the mideast and mid-asia videos of Toyota pick-up trucks with Artillery installed. One would believe, if nothing else, a dual 20mm would come standard!

[@dynamicpaintball]

I'm pretty sure that's in the second amendment in the US, 'Thou has the right to bear arms and 20mm GAU8 Avenger autocannons. In god we trust 🙏

[@kobanader2591]

The guy who struggles on roundabouts but excels in pilot fighting: My time has come

[@otto3695]

Are you that guy???

[@mikkihintikka7273]

there is no such person. its like saying muted person who is good singer

[@TerraZetzz]

@@mikkihintikka7273 Pretty sure I saw that person on one of those Got Talent shows.

[@guardsmansethlee3635]

Finally, my time HAS come.

[@cerridianempire1653]

does he have a tragic backstory?

[@-Cookie-dough-]

Roundabout madness Starts at 0:30 Anti aircraft armor 2:30 Twin engine 1:45

[@o5-7firefox]

Do you mind if I make a slight correction? /gen

[@-Cookie-dough-]

Sure!

[@Heroo01]

how short is your fucking attention span that you would ever need this on a 6 minute video?? this comment never would have existed before tiktok

[@buzzybees8604]

Thank you so much! I am just learning how to drive and this video saved my life! No more supermaneuverable air-defense fighter aircraft will try to kill me ever again!

[@Lizard6376]

I love how this guy learned fairly advanced 3D animation, maybe even went to school for it. And still he decideds "yep this is the best use for it".... And I fully agree.

[@zakariaahmadfauzan926]

I'd like to assume this is the guy portfolio when applying for 3d modeling job

[@ttoxic5782]

@@lewislaws6770 podel is a legend

[@jesusdeputy931]

No we fully agree

[@drntrdt]

same thing applies to Pamtri

[@patateslikofte6474]

@@lewislaws6770 thank you very much sir

[@brianchoi1148]

Audi should sponsor this channel for featuring one of their models in such a crucial lesson in basic vehicle defense.

[@revupofficial]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Domiii1234]

lol 1.2k likes and 1 comment lol

[@emmanuelfrancois3717]

also he should get sponsor from BAE systems or United Aircraft Corporation.

[@alessandromazzini7026]

Audi's trash

[@FWPhys]

The trolley one featured a Porsche too. At this point the entire VW group should come in and sponsor

[@BABFT_Builds]

Thank you Bosnian Ape Society I never knew how to work a roundabout and my car kept swimming but because of this video I now know what to do👍

[@aarav4211]

This still is, and will always be, the greatest video of all time.

[@ivanvladimir0435]

We need "How to protect your fridge from a heavy cruiser when you aren't at home"

[@thealmightyloaf5380]

E

[@MaxStrongman]

Its also really annoying when velociraptors throw samsung smart fridges at me when i am trying to study for my history on arachnids class.

[@bluepineapples9947]

I have a problem where it breaks my porch I take my dog on a walk and I get back and there’s just a navy destroyer chillin on my porch *>:[*

[@crazycrazyo4085]

This would really help me

[@dapizzasnake8462]

Arm sandwiches with BARs

[@moustache2844]

This channel is literally an advanced evolution of HowToBasic

[@charlie_magne_103]

With actual language, instead of grunts and yelling

[@simontist]

HowToAdvanced

[@PredatorWolf1]

I disagree, it had actual information instead of complete utter randomness with eggs and raw chicken.

[@dragongames3057]

HowToDefendYourAirCraftfromANucularExplosion

[@connorross123]

That's the lowest insult I could possibly imagine

[@TugiDeg]

2:47 "It's equipped with a GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm hydraulic *seven-barrel* Gatling gun." But the model has only 6 barrels 💀

[@sergeysmirnov1062]

As always, thanks a lot for the great tutorial. Thanks to your great tutorial I learned the skills to acquire my driver's license and 2 confirmed air-to-air kills.

[@coilsfrom]

“How to protect your umbrella from an Arleigh Burke-class guided Missile destroyer”

[@cascaderails9340]

I can get behind this

[@bobuboi4643]

@Olivio sqn i would rather destroy it with a Kamikaze thank you. *BANZAIIIII!*

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

mew

[@Emperoroleary]

Torpedo boats

[@workerrcz5025]

@Olivio sqn what in the world is an air-to-air bomb? Never heard of it. And why would you use air-to-air munitions on a surface target?

[@samurailobster6561]

I hate that this is legitimately a better roundabout guide than 80% of the stuff used in driving schools

[@saveserrai854]

Yeah, I actually feel more confident about using roundabouts now.

[@Mike-mc3ty]

Holy shit you’re right

[@Ro321chile]

What kind of driving schools do you have?

[@MASTER_CHIEFS71]

Sadly this is true

[@21austro98]

@Sasha Braus same here, luckely i live near a few

[@TheOfficialMadCat]

This was so helpful

[@TF-23_airsoft]

Thank you this was extremely helpful

[@lukiocciola]

Alternative title: "how to survive in GTA Online."

[@BestKCL]

LMAOO how did no one think of that

[@memeshexagonaux]

Impossible

[@zalangueth4983]

I did but... he was faster

[@mechanwhal6590]

GTA is basically what would happen if 2B2T was its own video game.

[@orange993]

@@mechanwhal6590 and had alot of police

[@skulldozer1270]

This guys search history must make him look like he is starting a small army

[@not_herobrine3752]

at least no cutlery were involved in the making of this video

[@nerfllama6975]

He is

[@someguynamedsomething9612]

Look like?

[@skulldozer1270]

@Kzaxrtij Skather huh

[@skulldozer1270]

@@someguynamedsomething9612 huh

[@puddlejumper3259]

We need more content like this. The golden age of the internet

[@hazel562luis3]

This was really helpful

[@sivasaiabhiram8767]

This a dangerous flaw that all modern cars fall prey to. Thank you for making a video to raise awareness about the threat of Supermaneuverable fighter aircraft

[@Aptezo]

i dont get how this is all over the news, such a massive problem

[@raconbacon5649]

Ive never liked when people have said its an issue all modern cars have had but if you were to do your research you would find that older cars also had this problem. This makes it worse, why hasnt it been addressed earlier

[@alexanderboccaccio4261]

@@raconbacon5649 I agree, super manoeuvrable aircraft where in invented in 1955, by the Swedish. Cars where invented in the nineteen twenty by Henry ford. So what's taking them so long, I believe there is clearly a lack of will to address the major problem's at hand in today's society.

[@tim71pos]

@@alexanderboccaccio4261 you're probably unaware of the problem the old Fords had with stuka dive bombers

[@alexanderboccaccio4261]

@@tim71pos Its crazy what we are never told, I thank you kind sir for informing the world on this news

[@JakeTheTankmaster]

"How to defend your fishing boat from an SSN-21 Seawolf fast-attack nuclear submarine".

[@tntproductions1996]

Acquire your hands on Udaloy ll-Class destroyer. Once you do acquire said vessel, detect the submarine using your Horse Tail LF VDS sonar and Horse Jaw bow mounted LF sonar, and destroy the submarine using your RPK-6 Vodopad or RPK-7 Veter anti-submarine missiles.

[@Smokecall]

Seems about the right next step

[@swearwordingatyou]

I have problems with my neighbor attacking my Smith class destroyer ship with his SSN-21 Seawolf fast attack nuclear submarine

[@tntproductions1996]

@@swearwordingatyou That's a rather unfortunate situation you appear to be in. You should upgrade to at least the Spruance class destroyer, or better yet, an Arleigh Burke class destroyer to fend off his fast attack submarine.

[@swearwordingatyou]

@@tntproductions1996 I will upgrade. Thank you. Edit: I have bought the upgrade and my neighbor upgraded his submarine. I am buying a helicarrier and stocking it with aircraft of all kinds. I have also bought a private harbor for my ships and submarines. Pathetic neighbor.

[@AudreySmallcombe]

Just discovered this channel and I'm literally, honestly, pmsl. Subbed. X

[@joelhermon802]

This is THE best stuff I've seen since idk, thanks for the tutorial!

[@milindsingh7111]

"infantile pillock" "insufferable oaf" this dude 100% watched top gear

[@erronblack308]

I mean yeah he literally has a top gear video

[@jeremiahtisdell4823]

@@erronblack308 and hes british

[@Mish844]

*bottom gear

[@rustern4681]

@@Mish844 "blithering idiot"

[@gavinforsyth7240]

Hes a James may fan.

[@devonlovesanimals5549]

I was very scared of this happening, thanks for clearing this up.

[@levshapiro3858]

Wow! Thanks for such important information

[@kymian572]

*This guy's search history.* FBI: Interesting.

[@babynightcuill5180]

He is going to be on the close watch list in the FBI’s office

[@Guy_W_Majimapfp]

-How to manuvere through a roundabout -Supermanuverable Battle planes -Dogfight theory

[@Tweaks____]

Very *interesting*

[@killaclean69]

*dear god... they are here*

[@logantheleo232]

Well he is British so I think the national crime agency and MI6 will be the ones looking at his history

[@eninja35gamer46]

BOSS: Your late for work again? ME: Sorry the Russian air force decided to fight me again. BOSS: Oh, understandable happens to us all

[@WorkAlef]

Мы долетим - ты огребëшь! К-когда-нибудь...

[@caro7048]

Polish people be like:

[@Warrison_]

Lmao

[@amogusenjoyer]

Only in the Donbass bruh fr 😳

[@queenchaosyet]

Taking a drivers test tomorrow, this helped a lot!

[@smallzacian6977]

thanks, i needed this

[@rishad4907]

I love how the student isn't a very good driver, but can expertly operate a fighter jet

[@codyraugh6599]

Government programs in a nutshell

[@reallifescottsterling1471]

Well yes it’s taught here first thing in drivers ed

[@fabrithecommander8240]

It's the A of driving...don't tell me you didn't learn to operate a jet on you're first driving lesson... didn't you?

[@shahrulnizam3770]

Well he doesnt have to deal with any round about in the air

[@patriot17764th]

reasons don't you know.

[@deltadude7417]

Protecting your Pokémon card collection from extraterrestrial beings guide when

[@Blayze]

I'd rather protect my alien collection from those kids and their captured slave-monsters.

[@thealmightyloaf5380]

E

[@nathankapustin4250]

@@thealmightyloaf5380 Word of wisdom

[@deltadude7417]

@@nathankapustin4250 yes

[@plant7371]

Damn, I need that. I have cards worth over $100. Definitely need to protect them from aliens

[@hekmot3139]

Thanks man, that helpt me a lot.

[@evryhndlestakn]

Much appreciated. It's the little basic reminders like this that help getting through the day, just a little bit easier. Phew😌

[@LazyCatAnims]

As soon as the Audi started acting like a dolphin, I was assured that this was the regular Bosnian Ape Society content I'm used to.

[@joshuasimons7883]

Not when he said that an Audi RS6 Avante is the perfect car for inexperienced drivers?

[@oscarhendry2365]

Let’s not forget the casual overtone of all this, as if being stalked by an experimental Russian jet aircraft is perfectly normal.

[@michaelzhang9806]

Oscar Hendry it isn’t? I’ve been stalked by the Sukhoi Su-57 stealth, single-seat, twin-engine multirole fifth-generation jet fighter for years every day on my way to work.

[@demi-femme4821]

It wasn't when the roundabout broke?

[@asylumskp4391]

You're telling me the 4 obscene animations beforehand didn't?

[@katyusha9050]

“How to protect your toilet from a AC 130”

[@benjaminschroeder5465]

You and I both know that the BRRRRT would wreck the toilet anyway

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

@@benjaminschroeder5465 thats the A-10 Thunderbolt-II

[@benjaminschroeder5465]

@@6Six6Six6Bruh Right, I got confused, but still

[@horizon2277]

@@6Six6Six6Bruh nope the AC-130 is also equipped with a GAU-12 gatling gun, so it also goes brrrrrrt

[@vantuz8264]

By using the toilet integrated into the Su-35 Flanker-E Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft of course. Did you skip the lessons?

[@MatthewWasTaken]

Thanks for the tutorial. This helped so much.

[@mouser2216]

I’m learning to drive right now, so thank you for this very useful video! Very helpful!

[@Oyff]

No. I don't think my car can withstand an RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile

[@itzjobi]

But it cant beat Goku!

[@gotanon8958]

But could the Topol-M survive against Doom Slayer?

[@aoyama0022]

But could the RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile defeat Goku?😎😎😎

[@abhiverma9316]

*W a t*

[@airbus2164]

I am assuming that my father's BMW won't be able to survive a 9M723K ISKANDER K missile strike...

[@notacommunistperson9339]

We need "How to protect your bathtub against a Typhoon Class Submarine while you sleep".

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

In that case, get an ASW frigate or a SSN to do the job for you.

[@the_beast183]

ABSOLUTELY

[@gopniksaurolophus6354]

*seawolf

[@Sky_Guy]

This is classic misdirection. A Typhoon-class' submerged water displacement of 47,240 long tons just barely exceeds the water capacity of most commercial-grade bathtubs. A simple anti-submarine net on your drain will suffice. The real danger is your bird pond, which is outside and thus often unguarded. Don't fall for these rookie blunders!

[@natalyamccraine9914]

This sounds like you speak from experience

[@roberttsukerman8689]

Thank you! Very useful information!

[@swer-rat]

Thanks for the tutorial!

[@Synthstruck]

“Dolphin car isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.” Dolphin car: 0:46

[@NeuerKurs036]

Friend: I dream about my crush My dream:

[@TheOtherOne6018]

Spin

[@HerrGoofball]

"How to Protect your House Keys from the Taiho Class Imperial Japanese Carrier"

[@ThroneOfBhaal]

Itll blow up by itself on the way here after a warrant officer lights a cigarette in the wrong hallway because of poor damage control, never fear good sir. :P

[@vtk7763]

I have a feeling that an Azur Lane joke can be made with this context

[@kiwiboi189]

Azur Lane fans: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@kiwiboi189]

@@vtk7763 *correct you are*

[@vasilybullock7967]

That's an easy one, rigg a (insert milltary device) to it and just chuck it in the ocean.

[@sweatysweatpants2310]

I’ve always had this question but no one would ever answer it right. Thanks for the help

[@dexugold6901]

thanks really helpful love the content keep it up

[@AgentKryos]

I actually do like how he actually teaches about the round'about

[@Kila-Innova]

Except everybody is driving the wrong way, I'm not saying this as a one country is right or wrong but those are British road signs...

[@chuckdufault]

@@Kila-Innova They aren't. The same signs are used in most of Europe.

[@catdisc5304]

@@Kila-Innova yeah... nah... pretty sure we have the same roadsigns in germany and belgium...

[@Clarity_Control]

@@Kila-Innova Our road signs aren’t exclusive

[@steinnbjorn7627]

And dogfighting

[@hangloose3508]

"How to breach and clear an insurgent compound while selling boyscout cookies"

[@nilsbachellery6939]

Ruined the 69 hahaha

[@omegalul8861]

@Sock Cucka The boys’ version of girl scout cookies duh.

[@electrikal_shok588]

what are boyscout and girl scout?

[@kaboomgaming4255]

Actually it's popcorn but I guess you could rebrand girl scout cookies by installing a computer virus into the factory printer system and buying the altered stock. Or, alternatively, you could be a girl and save money you would have spent on professional hackers.

[@aaroniousairlines9949]

@@kaboomgaming4255 Yeah it's late as hell popcorn. I was excited that I was buying from random street kids but was not happy that I had to wait for my popcorn

[@marialicepontello4280]

Su 35 and a Audi RS6 Avant I never thought I would see both of them in one video

[@user-ho7qi9xy7y]

This was very useful information and i for sure will use alot. Thanks!

[@danielbarrett6960]

The guy that disliked this is the same one that lost his last chess game cause he didn't use your tention gambit

[@Aaron47916]

Damn looks like 4 people dont have ICBMs lying around, what are they doing with their lives like bruh

[@danielbarrett6960]

@@Aaron47916 seriously people need to get their priorities in order lol

[@TylerMarkRichardson]

@@danielbarrett6960 yea I have 12 lying in my basement

[@Leo.23232]

@@Aaron47916 Ikr, they probably only have cruise missiles

[@kid9448]

Don’t you mean tetris gambit?

[@mr.andrew9171]

How to maneuver your Kayak when faced with a 70,000 ton Yamato class battleship armed with 9 18 inch guns A beginners guide

[@YukariAkiyama]

how to protect your soup bowl from a aircraft carrier

[@WoGGUIDES]

it's easy just take the guided torpedoes that you keep in your bag and sink it

[@lolguyhandsome4954]

@@WoGGUIDES but I already stash them in my pocket haha so smart of me indeed ! 🏆

[@WoGGUIDES]

@@lolguyhandsome4954 yes very but what about the destroyer in the garage?

[@lolguyhandsome4954]

@@WoGGUIDES oh yes, right tip bro 🤔😯🙁

[@SoulMortalTR]

That tutorial saved my life. Thanks bro❤

[@Alex-js5lg]

Ah yes, my favourite line to hear from my driving instructor is, "now who's laughing."

[@bitronic6706]

1:46 i love how in the whole duration of this section, it refers to the fighter jet as "it", implying that there's nobody piloting it, it's literally just an su35 that's alive and also happens to have a superiority complex.

[@funybirbman3813]

An Air superiority complex

[@caedes4367]

@@funybirbman3813 yes

[@illogicallylogic9805]

Well in 2:07 you clearly see there’s no one there

[@astudent7589]

But it is superior

[@Savantastic]

so back then a ship , driven by women because everyone calls her "She" ? Xd. I may be grammatically naci but words that are constantly used incorrectly can lead to bad circumstances.

[@samuelcarpenter4289]

"There are, however, a few drawbacks and practical limitations to mounting a CIWS system on a car" Yes. I would like to drive my car.

[@adamburditt3941]

We can fix that by swapping out your engine and putting larger wheels on your car. We may need to mount all this on a larger frame to support the weight, but when it's all said and done, you'll have a car that can stand up to any aerial threat

[@Anankin12]

@@adamburditt3941 you don't need to swap a 600 hp engine, swap the suspensions and reinforce the frame

[@butwhy.5498]

The American stereotype would be complete if we could somehow afford attaching CIWS systems to civilian vehicles but no one would ever attempt to take our Air space.

[@jannejohansson3383]

@@butwhy.5498 A/c, yes. Abs, yes. Airbags, yes. CIWS, yes....

[@MostGenericUser]

Just some minor drawbacks honestly

[@The_Second_Sister]

This was very helpful and I am now ready to take my driving test

[@CuriousLayperson]

My new favorite channel. Very informative, I will carry this knowledge in my next areal engagement. Thank you.

[@thatguythere98]

I’m so glad this channel answers the real questions unlike everyone else.

[@HOL457]

Exactly. Who knows what could have happened without my upgrades on my Tesco shopping trolley he suggested.

[@LifeofAriana578]

So true

[@Hoot]

Incredibly useful, thank you for taking the time to make this! Some random F-35A harassed me about 7 months ago when I came back from the grocery store (in Bosnia-Herzegovina).

[@justabriish3490]

Eyy last time i checked you you had 800 subs

[@DESUDESU24]

The only thing you'll have to worry about with the F-35A is the pilot asking you for money.

[@skatingfreak1670]

I believe you

[@engeldestodes_7193]

Never thought to find u here xD

[@spartanx9293]

@@DESUDESU24 Incorrect that aircraft is out competing both the eurofighter typhoon and the su-30 especially in the export market and it's not hard to see why with its incredibly small RCs it's das system and electronic warfare systems it's the only logical aircraft to future proof your Air Force not but the F-22 could stand against it in a fight and win

[@Officer_duh]

I’ll keep this in mind, thanks!

[@chrisevil7012]

thanks, this excellent video helped me avoid the common mistake of not preparing proper defenses against enemy fighter aircrafts.

[@petitponeydu7727]

next video: how to defend yourself from girl scouts and door salesmen using guerilla tactics

[@margaux0078]

I wanna see that

[@Oberkommando]

That's a good one haha.

[@92kosta]

And from Jehovah's Witnesses.

[@petitponeydu7727]

@@92kosta for those you have to use an AC-130 or an A-10.

[@greuss2105]

@@petitponeydu7727 or just get Hans with his panzer

[@ardhsatyayt]

Real OGs know that "infantile pillock" and "petulant child" are insults from the James May school of insults.

[@YZYLX]

just what i wanted to comment

[@twistedlogic9739]

And ‘insufferable oaf’

[@legitscoper3259]

Classic

[@abnwil3873]

He graduated from the school of james may insults

[@abnwil3873]

@Manek Iridius james may

[@F1ENDS]

incredible. I learned so much

[@vissupercool]

This is actually the best thing I have ever seen

[@TOUD_]

GTA Online Players: *You know I’m something of a scientist myself.*

[@seppy2105]

was looking for a comment like this lmao

[@sucdrag0n732]

Is this a gta online joke

[@seppy2105]

@@sucdrag0n732 no shit sherlock

[@brazillianism8038]

As in fact the lazer tryhard laugh at me for driving my MOC cab, he didn't realised that it can take up to 70 ballistic homing missile, 20 russian rpg, 4 flak cannon and couple shots from pl-01 Poland stealth tank. This give advantages to get into my Buckingham Pyro to tease him with my piloting skills

[@sucdrag0n732]

@@seppy2105 I mean the video

[@spruceg00se]

“How to protect your girlfriend from unwanted advances from an M1A1 Main Battle Tank”

[@yoong___]

Simple. Just rent a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II single-seat, twin turbofan engine, straight wing jet aircraft designed for close air support (CAS) of friendly ground troops, attacking armored vehicles and tanks, and providing quick-action support against enemy ground forces. I recommend using its General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulically driven seven-barrel Gatling-style autocannon designed specifically for the anti-tank role to minimize chances of collateral girlfriend damage.

[@Ms13unknown13]

@@yoong___ For Cheap cost Strap 10killograms of tnt on said girlfriend and Destroy the advances of the M1A1. Same can be said to your daughter if approached inappropriately by a ISIS Pedo t-72.

[@combatwombat2134]

Pfft, Chad M1 vs virgin Spruce Goose.

[@Boxttell11]

Just put her aboard U.S.S BB-43 Tennessee, no battle tank is sinking that beast, even in 1920s config, lol

[@Boxttell11]

@@combatwombat2134 i swear i've seen you on youtube before lol

[@DerSAIBOT]

Thanks, I’m glad you teached me this! It will surely help in driving lessons! Every person participating in traffic should know this to protect themselves and others from super manoeuvrable jets! Every day I wake up and think: “Damn, what if a sowjet jet attacks me today, it could happen at any moment” I will consider getting the typhoon.

[@DexterWolf-ds7nz]

thank you SOOO much for this! 🙏😭 im now confident i will be able to protect myself from a Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft!

[@mirurururuvein]

The former half: *what you are taught in the beginning of a term* The latter half: *what they are teaching your classroom once you come back after you fell ill just for two weeks*

[@anonydun82fgoog35]

Kids in the COVID era: "What's a "classroom"?

[@mirurururuvein]

@@anonydun82fgoog35 Online classroom is still a classroom.

[@Charles_Anthony]

@@mirurururuvein: No, it's just a computer screen.

[@mirurururuvein]

@@Charles_Anthony According to this logic, classroom is just a concrete box.

[@Charles_Anthony]

@@mirurururuvein: Yes and no. You need desks and whiny brats.

[@comradejeb2248]

Don’t worry guys, I use Nord VPN. They won’t be able to track me with their missiles when my internet browser is secure from thermonuclear warhead attacks.

[@Quacktum]

But remember that is a false advertisement as the main battle tank shot right threw it!

[@theishiopian68]

Ah, but the main battle tank was using Honey to get sweet deals on High Explosive Anti Tank rounds, so its not a fair comparison.

[@handsomeman-child8751]

You fool! You forgot to disable your cookies! Now they know your True Name and can complete the necessary blood ritual to cancel your favorite TV shows!

[@danielbarrett6960]

@@handsomeman-child8751 oh shit I didn't use incognito the tanks gonna get me

[@RaceBandit]

But did you protect your money from snipers with a Ridge Wallet?

[@user-dj5ei8bp1f]

I cannot tell you how many times this has happened to me thank you so much

[@Mattoipl]

This was very helpful 10/10

[@potetobloke4731]

"They're only Belkans, nothing to get too nervous about."

[@acewyvern3489]

Belka jokes aint funny anymore, overused

[@potetobloke4731]

@@acewyvern3489 It was the first thing that popped into my mind, sorry.

[@theseventhcolumn9827]

What. Why would you say that???

[@awacsrazgriz967]

@@acewyvern3489 Thats exactly what a belkan would say

[@afhamzaki2588]

North Osea is rightful Belkan clay

[@redyau_]

Hiring a voice actor is so much better than using text to speech. It makes this video sound professional, which makes the irony even more hilarious.

[@LezzaD]

It’s still a TTS. A British person wouldn’t pronounce blithering as “blythering”.

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@LezzaD it seems so...

[@helper_bot]

i actually prefer the braindead TTS, it feels like a military learning video that doesnt evoke any emotion at all while achieving true comedy

[@henntendo]

It’s a damn good TTS. Which one is it?

[@redyau_]

@@henntendo It is not TTS, this is a hired voice actor. Human designed TTSes are not this smooth, and AI ones are not this high quality. Yet. They might be in a few years, though. It is a real human, the voice says the same sounds differently, and speaks german like an englishman who does not know german, not like a TTS voice. Etc.

[@The_NW_EngineYT]

I have found this educational piece of media so incredibly useful, I was even able to determine who the pilot of the the Single Seat Twin Engine Supermaneuvrable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighter was. very well organized.

[@bluepowerranger01]

Thanks man! Really helps me! I couldn’t get out of the roundabout for 4 days now 😅

[@simonegentili4571]

Next: "how to protect your grandparents from a Panzer VI Tiger"

[@sglenny001]

The germans dribe on far right

[@erzhaider]

Answer: By being german

[@T--madefromstalinium]

Next: How to protect paper from nuke

[@Miguel-gj3ml]

Be Switzerland

[@daderler4986]

@@Miguel-gj3ml yeh i`d be rather Switzerland than Germany

[@dudesoup7181]

the inner Ace Combat fan and Gran Turismo fan within me are clashing violently watching this.

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

Only one offers SALVATION

[@PrinzEugen39]

That's what the V2 was for

[@gab7506]

He won't let me drive through this roundabout, while inside the crisp white interior of the Audi I'm driving!

[@Rizkyace118]

BAS didn't count on Belkan tech wizardry, THAT is his blunder. He will soon learn his lesson when the Su-35 fly backwards for 30 seconds straight and destroy the roundabout with its

[@1999Almaz]

@@PrinzEugen39 "How to protect your house against V2?"

[@chytruseczek]

My boss be like: You've already had a few hours behind the wheel, so you should have *no problems* executing *basic* fighter maneuvers in an aerial engagement.

[@Paco_Gaepedores]

Thanks for such informative video jaja 💀❤