Can a Modern Main Battle Tank Defend Against a Baguette?

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Bosnian Ape Society

Bosnian Ape Society

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@lamarepository248
@lamarepository248 3 жыл бұрын
“Sadly, most people do not just keep random tank shell lying in their house.” “Retrieve the royal ordnance L30a1 120mm rifled gun emplacement we have conveniently stored in the basement.” Your tactics seriously need work. It’s far more effective to leave some of your baguette stash outside. This will distract the Leclerc’s crew, as they are legally required as Frenchmen to eat the baguettes, which necessitates leaving the tank. Once they have left to eat the baguettes, you can enter the Leclerc with your computer and make your escape. Only 10% of Frenchmen can sniff out oil fumes up to 650 km away, so you have a good chance of getting away.
@MartinPurathur
@MartinPurathur 3 жыл бұрын
Commandeer this tank, you must
@AceAutocannon
@AceAutocannon 3 жыл бұрын
if there is a fingerprint lock on the tank, it will be a little harder but no worry. Separate one of the frenchmen from the flock and ask them how to spell french words like "guillotine, prix, ect." and while they are distracted use the finger to open the lock, then to get the frenchmen out just throw some chocolate you had stashed in your pocket for later to get them to fetch it and you are home free.
@mincat1412
@mincat1412 3 жыл бұрын
And since you’ve already learned how to pilot a plane and already have a few hours behind the wheel, you should be able to manage operating the tank.
@abelq8008
@abelq8008 3 жыл бұрын
Pffft good luck keeping your outside baguettes fresh and tempting to Le tank crew.
@8lec_R
@8lec_R 3 жыл бұрын
@@abelq8008 le tank crew hahaha
@DanJay1996
@DanJay1996 3 жыл бұрын
“To it, the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion.” That got me good.
@kindauncool
@kindauncool 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@extremecowz7694
@extremecowz7694 3 жыл бұрын
Same it was a good one
@mattkoethe6691
@mattkoethe6691 3 жыл бұрын
That line alone made me subscribe
@WokiesareAllHypocrites
@WokiesareAllHypocrites 3 жыл бұрын
It's from an inspirational video called "Rise and shine"
@mattkoethe6691
@mattkoethe6691 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a read i need to do some push-ups before and then snuggle my cat after.
@ianorr1449
@ianorr1449 3 жыл бұрын
“Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around” "Anyways, just grab the L30A1 in your basement"
@TheSeperatistConfederacy
@TheSeperatistConfederacy 3 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in 5 Panzerfausts my grandpa left me*
@kevinpeng8295
@kevinpeng8295 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy holy-
@ablacktemplar1971
@ablacktemplar1971 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy hol up...
@bradyscott4852
@bradyscott4852 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy i actually hope this is a real thing
@sydney7366
@sydney7366 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy nobody ask how is grandpa got em?
@Oyff
@Oyff 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers I'll be telling my grandkids how I once defeated a Leclerc by filling a baguette with plastic explosives
@ihavenocreativity2666
@ihavenocreativity2666 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@bean6340
@bean6340 3 жыл бұрын
wtf oyff is here
@ommsterlitz1805
@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын
Bro baguettes are life
@nicholasstathos1387
@nicholasstathos1387 3 жыл бұрын
Sharl Legregg
@mortimer1177
@mortimer1177 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@ALaughingWolf2188
@ALaughingWolf2188 2 жыл бұрын
“The main battle tank shows up at your doorstep within seconds and is now surveying your computer for structural weaknesses to exploit” is a sentence I’ve never thought I would hear
@someopinion
@someopinion 2 жыл бұрын
First time?
@Hydra_2-6
@Hydra_2-6 Жыл бұрын
This entire channel is just, “sentences I never thought I’d hear.”
@ExoDead9
@ExoDead9 3 жыл бұрын
“Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around” Me an American: *sweats nervously*
@clownworld4655
@clownworld4655 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because America along with several other nations using nuclear energy literally leave depleted uranium fuel rods lying around (specifically in America’s case there has been several hundred tons simply left sitting on trains in the middle of nowhere at undisclosed locations)
@SnepBlepVR
@SnepBlepVR 3 жыл бұрын
@@clownworld4655 in the USA you can actually even purchase depleted uranium for educational purposes: that being said it is a very small amount and is delivered to the school in a protective box made of anti-radioactive plexiglass
@sethb3090
@sethb3090 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. I'm an American and the only uranium I have lying around is enriched. You can say sure, it will work virtually the same in the shell, and you'd be right, but I also have to consider whether I'm ready to commit a war crime when there's perfectly good baguette in the kitchen. Also, enriched uranium is way more expensive than the depleted version, which opens the guerilla-warfare tactic of removing the computer's critically-important solid state drive, allowing the destruction of the rest of the computer to trick the Leclerc into considering the mission complete, and selling the uranium later to an unidentified third party to enable the acquisition of a new computer.
@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt
@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt 3 жыл бұрын
@@sethb3090 it depends what state you’re in
@ridhosamudro2199
@ridhosamudro2199 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say 'depleted'...
@justmerc1642
@justmerc1642 3 жыл бұрын
"The roof does not have the raw armor thickness of other more critical areas. So how do we exploit this weakness?" "Top attack ATGMs?" "explosive baguettes" "ah"
@derpychicken2131
@derpychicken2131 3 жыл бұрын
you see most of us don’t have ATGMs laying around so get out that 152mm soviet WW2 era gun, maneuver it behind the Leclerc and fire your high explosive baguette up its ass
@nickstanley5064
@nickstanley5064 3 жыл бұрын
@@derpychicken2131 , wouldn't the tank crew just gun you down? The Leclerc also has a 12.7mm M2HB heavy machine gun and a high RPM 7.62mm machine gun as well.
@n1thecaptain965
@n1thecaptain965 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickstanley5064 It's either in a KV-2 or an SU/ISU 152, which can both withstand 12.7mm and 7.62mm fire
@markedforstrike
@markedforstrike 3 жыл бұрын
@@n1thecaptain965 if u have a KV2 u dont need to think how to protect from Leclerc. It is Leclerc who is in danger
@n1thecaptain965
@n1thecaptain965 3 жыл бұрын
@@markedforstrike Good point
@paulustrucenus
@paulustrucenus 2 жыл бұрын
I love the little historic details like keeping poison around the neck and splitting the army to crush it with a cavalry charge, which are both things Napoléon did. Great job.
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to keep your poison fresh!
@jakedomenick-urbansky4451
@jakedomenick-urbansky4451 3 жыл бұрын
“No one just has random anti tank shells laying around!” “Grab your handy tank gun that you conveniently stored in your basement”
@KikogamerJ2
@KikogamerJ2 3 жыл бұрын
What?I have one of those lying around in my basement is that a problem?
@solidsnaker1992
@solidsnaker1992 3 жыл бұрын
do you... not have one?
@combativeThinker
@combativeThinker 3 жыл бұрын
@@solidsnaker1992 *laughs in Texan*
@ningunoningunos3044
@ningunoningunos3044 3 жыл бұрын
​@@wireworks4252 Hey, we all have more remote controls than batteries
@joaquimbonazza6686
@joaquimbonazza6686 3 жыл бұрын
it is truly a shame that i can only have a 40mm high explosive cannon i brazil.
@wma1270
@wma1270 3 жыл бұрын
"Almost enough to get something through your thick skull" This just made my day
@EGRJ
@EGRJ 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not wrong.
@Thot-Slayer-420
@Thot-Slayer-420 3 жыл бұрын
alternative defensive measure, use the skull for protection
@dodomessiah
@dodomessiah 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thot-Slayer-420 Can your thick skull protect you from a 105mm PG-7VR tandem high-explosive anti tank warhead?
@killian9314
@killian9314 3 жыл бұрын
@@dodomessiah if i put some slat armor on it.
@killian9314
@killian9314 3 жыл бұрын
@@swiggitygiggity1233 sounds too heavy, i'd rather settle for a konnsberg crows protector with smoke launchers and an integrated fgm148 javelin laser guided rocket launcher for better comfort and tandem warhead penetration
@tatsuyashiba6931
@tatsuyashiba6931 3 жыл бұрын
"We dont have HESH rounds lying around, so we must use a baggette to make a shell" Seconds later: "So we take the 120mm replacement barrel from the basement"
@chuahseongteik4488
@chuahseongteik4488 3 жыл бұрын
Yea but we only have the gun not the rounds
@tatsuyashiba6931
@tatsuyashiba6931 3 жыл бұрын
@@chuahseongteik4488 then lets steal 3 plutonium cores from a russian military base... Wait wrong film
@TechnoMinarchist
@TechnoMinarchist 3 жыл бұрын
You don't have 120mm spare barrels laying around in your basement?
@tatsuyashiba6931
@tatsuyashiba6931 3 жыл бұрын
@@TechnoMinarchist my 380mm ones are too big fir a baggette man. Really gota get one of those 120s
@TripleBarrel06
@TripleBarrel06 3 жыл бұрын
@@tatsuyashiba6931 That's where you're wrong, just get some sourdough loaves, bore a hole to the correct diameter, then place them into the barrel aligned so that the bore holes align, there's your 120mm barrel done.
@Dr.Silverwolf20
@Dr.Silverwolf20 2 жыл бұрын
My uncle was tank crewman that unfortunately got taken out by a baguette. It was a pretty crumby way to go
@easytarget1152
@easytarget1152 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. I hope he was bready to get toasted
@one.darkstar
@one.darkstar 2 жыл бұрын
@@easytarget1152 lol
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat 2 жыл бұрын
oh that’s horrible seen that & nothing left but crust
@maryzmijski6087
@maryzmijski6087 Жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@knut5328
@knut5328 Жыл бұрын
what has this wold come to? can't even crust people to come up with a good joke.
@SetlingAxe
@SetlingAxe 3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that these videos aren’t being taken down for revealing top secret information like this
@ChristMetalMayhem
@ChristMetalMayhem 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he found a loophole?
@David-tz1oi
@David-tz1oi 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristMetalMayhem yes he must have even Google doesn't want ww3
@aperson9641
@aperson9641 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aidanwitters8509
@aidanwitters8509 3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume these are the only videos made; and not the only videos not taken down
@t850terminator
@t850terminator 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidanwitters8509 Survival of the fittest and this video is the fittest.
@CatastropheCatalyst
@CatastropheCatalyst 3 жыл бұрын
"To him the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion" Nearly spit my drink, lol
@poklijn3390
@poklijn3390 3 жыл бұрын
its a old joke i use alot but its gold every time
@zacharyrollick6169
@zacharyrollick6169 3 жыл бұрын
Wait.... it's not?
@simoncarrillo7378
@simoncarrillo7378 3 жыл бұрын
Military prowess the blitzkrieg has wet dreams about
@finn9606
@finn9606 3 жыл бұрын
bit of an old joke
@auroraborealissaltmineswarlord
@auroraborealissaltmineswarlord 3 жыл бұрын
the avarage rimworld player
@soulassassin0g
@soulassassin0g 3 жыл бұрын
My mom was right when she said "the internet is dangerous". Because of this video now we can't even go to the store in our Leclerc MBT without someone firing explosive baguettes at us.
@idunnohonestly9519
@idunnohonestly9519 3 жыл бұрын
We had the same issue 😳
@grantt1589
@grantt1589 3 жыл бұрын
As an American it's the same whenever I take my M1 Abrams to France
@Handease
@Handease 3 жыл бұрын
yes it is pretty hard
@augusthertz7163
@augusthertz7163 3 жыл бұрын
It kind of sucks. Whenever I take my Leopard 2 A7+ out to the market, people starting firing Armour-Piercing Discarding Sabot Carrot rounds from their car exhausts.
@sinksalesman1747
@sinksalesman1747 3 жыл бұрын
Tried using a T-34 for going to tesco, got hit with howitzer melons
@brimwulf1785
@brimwulf1785 3 жыл бұрын
I love the Bosnian Ape Society continuity of how suspicious links invite surprise attacks from main battle tanks
@coolbdiggity
@coolbdiggity 6 ай бұрын
it's good antivirus marketing
@john_wack2440
@john_wack2440 3 жыл бұрын
"There is no time for cocking about in this situation" -Sun Tzu, Le art de War
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 3 жыл бұрын
But there is time for cooking.
@tammiestait5465
@tammiestait5465 3 жыл бұрын
Ura pripyatel.. Nyet, comrade! NYET, NYET CYKA! - Josif to Hitler, Munich
@frederickcstacey.7520
@frederickcstacey.7520 3 жыл бұрын
Par contre, c'est "l'art de la guerre" en francais.
@polynotgone8349
@polynotgone8349 3 жыл бұрын
le a r t de w a r
@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065
@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 3 жыл бұрын
@Yeshua Is Lord l'art de la guerre
@Pegasuz1233
@Pegasuz1233 3 жыл бұрын
No need to turn the baguette into explosive shell, frozen baguette will effectively crush any tank armor
@goobernator50k21
@goobernator50k21 3 жыл бұрын
If you want napalm get a hot pocket and just shoot it
@Sir_Uncle_Ned
@Sir_Uncle_Ned 3 жыл бұрын
What about a frozen stale baguette?
@aperson9641
@aperson9641 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Uncle_Ned oh dear god that is the most horrific weapon ever
@parrotshootist3004
@parrotshootist3004 3 жыл бұрын
You too have noted Strongarms Bakery, Ahnk-morpork offensive baking assault muffins. Spaulding panini's ftw!
@piggerspoggers6824
@piggerspoggers6824 3 жыл бұрын
112 is norwegian police hmmm
@theplanetmercury7487
@theplanetmercury7487 3 жыл бұрын
The phrase "The Leclerc knows no fear, it can only see fear" is gonna get used a lot in f1 meme circles.
@ethanmagdaleno5332
@ethanmagdaleno5332 3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea the French had a tank called the Leclerc. I hope their tank is better than their circuit😴
@101jir
@101jir 3 жыл бұрын
I knew of both, but never put it together
@subatenome
@subatenome 3 жыл бұрын
"Char Leclerc" what are the odds....
@guillaumec1636
@guillaumec1636 3 жыл бұрын
It is also one of the main supermarket companies in France
@lethauntic
@lethauntic 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I played Age of Empires II for the first time. The moment I saw that house I just knew that I'd see some fan accounts for it. It really is a perfect fit.
@nopenope6150
@nopenope6150 2 жыл бұрын
'You are not William Sherman. Do not attempt any scorched earth tactics. You would probably burn down your own computer in the process.' Something about how bluntly that line was delivered really got me
@stupid-genius
@stupid-genius Жыл бұрын
i am in fact william sherman
@The_whales
@The_whales Жыл бұрын
If you dont get the reference, it was in Sherman’s “March to the sea” during the American civil war where he moved his army throughout Georgia destroying everything anything needed for war which also included scorch earth tactics
@Gogosqwezethegreatest
@Gogosqwezethegreatest Жыл бұрын
*sad southerner noise*
@derkatwork33
@derkatwork33 3 жыл бұрын
Baguette beats main battle tank Main battle tank beats computer Computer beats baguette Rock, paper, scissors in 2021
@drrjack1631
@drrjack1631 3 жыл бұрын
Computer needs a buff not gonna lie
@diobrando4063
@diobrando4063 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@sangamharsolia5069
@sangamharsolia5069 3 жыл бұрын
Mailbox beats them all
@gaurangagrawal5773
@gaurangagrawal5773 3 жыл бұрын
Use french tanks Peace ✌☮🕊
@goki6548
@goki6548 3 жыл бұрын
Armed tesco shopping cart wins against all of em
@Ch0ke23
@Ch0ke23 3 жыл бұрын
"the Geneva convention is merely the geneva suggestion" Politics in a nutshell
@ommsterlitz1805
@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын
Americans in every wars be like :
@osets2117
@osets2117 3 жыл бұрын
@@ommsterlitz1805 we don't always use incendiaries, but when we do...
@ommsterlitz1805
@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын
@@mangonel The US signed all Geneva Convention they just didn't ratified the two Protocols of 1977
@ommsterlitz1805
@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын
@@mangonel They signed all the other 5 and the 2005 one that included the 1977 one so they are bound to it anyway. People in Genève in 1977 made the treaty only in French and it was basically a response to the horrors the US made in Vietnam to made them illegal in war, that's why the US didn't signed it.
@hasnicktir5310
@hasnicktir5310 3 жыл бұрын
@@ommsterlitz1805 Nah they treat it as a checklist
@tommasomaruffi1306
@tommasomaruffi1306 3 жыл бұрын
I unfortunately ran in this situation yesterday morning. I barely had the time to wake up and realize what was happening, but as soon as I saw the Leclerc I understood what I had to do: I dashed to my kitchen and, thanks to your greatly helpful advice, I was able to make a completely unsuspicious explosive out of my last baguette; I went outside to face the tank and showed up with the lethal bred, leaving the enemy confused. Then I used the element of surprise to launch the baguette at the roof of the tank before they could shoot me, creating a hole in the weak spot and neutralizing the threat. At the end, I was able to reign victorious and enjoy my day Thank you a lot again for your life-saving advice!🙏
@kevinpeng8295
@kevinpeng8295 3 жыл бұрын
Niece
@kimgkomg
@kimgkomg 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@NERGYStudios
@NERGYStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Don't let your guard down, the Leclerc may always seek vengeance
@Fungi-Derm
@Fungi-Derm 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, i leaves my home with earth scorching tactic and leave my PC inside it
@PhilJonesIII
@PhilJonesIII 2 жыл бұрын
Um, about your medication....... :)
@diamonddollar1527
@diamonddollar1527 2 жыл бұрын
The way you delivered “Don’t be foolish. There is no time for cocking about in this situation” had me rolling around
@celeb1723
@celeb1723 3 жыл бұрын
As if I haven't seen enough comprehensive titles in this KZbin channel
@张桓瑜
@张桓瑜 3 жыл бұрын
Anime and light novel writers: write that down!
@OncelerKidsAreCringe
@OncelerKidsAreCringe 3 жыл бұрын
@Statistical fortnite
@AixlaachenPax1801
@AixlaachenPax1801 3 жыл бұрын
hardened stale baguette is actually stronger than Titanium
@OncelerKidsAreCringe
@OncelerKidsAreCringe 3 жыл бұрын
@@AixlaachenPax1801 in America you break baguette, in France baguette breaks you
@laserbrain7774
@laserbrain7774 3 жыл бұрын
@@AixlaachenPax1801 Stiffer, not stronger.
@nosrah9660
@nosrah9660 3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking yesterday, “man, Bosnian Ape Society hasn’t uploaded in a while” and here we are.
@Arzou_comf
@Arzou_comf 3 жыл бұрын
Think about it more often
@nosrah9660
@nosrah9660 3 жыл бұрын
@@Arzou_comf I will try.
@shingyanling1856
@shingyanling1856 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, many main battle tanks often find themselves victims to baguettes. As a baguette enjoyer, I hope this video will not cause harm to my baguette's combat effectiveness
@cryokal
@cryokal 3 жыл бұрын
Baguette*
@mickware5289
@mickware5289 3 жыл бұрын
*Bougeite
@Centzaurion
@Centzaurion 3 жыл бұрын
I have found a weakness in using a BESH, it cannot go through spaced armour
@lamdog1490
@lamdog1490 3 жыл бұрын
Or you could lure the frenchman to comeout of the ta n k from the mere sight of a baguette. Gently place it on tje ground as they will rush to eat. Walk away slowly and pull out your ATGM and dispose of tje crew whilst they are exposed
@cryokal
@cryokal 3 жыл бұрын
@@lamdog1490 This won't work we already have some inside the tank
@corne7262
@corne7262 2 жыл бұрын
HESH: high explosive squashhead BESH: Baguette enabled squashhead
@clarencemutuc4056
@clarencemutuc4056 Жыл бұрын
reminds me of RussianBadger
@charlesdemers1197
@charlesdemers1197 4 ай бұрын
@@clarencemutuc4056 We’re on that B E S H
@Hehexd29
@Hehexd29 3 жыл бұрын
“Or even tandem charge anti tank guided missiles which can penetrate almost 1000mm, almost enough to get something through your thick skull” lmfao
@craigkk4451
@craigkk4451 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@Hellsong89
@Hellsong89 2 жыл бұрын
Going to use that in the future...
@evryatis9231
@evryatis9231 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hellsong89 dont
@Bananappleboy
@Bananappleboy 2 жыл бұрын
I literally read this as the TTS narrator said that
@Mr_Roomba_
@Mr_Roomba_ 2 жыл бұрын
That is useful
@dm121984
@dm121984 3 жыл бұрын
"To it, the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva suggestion" Killed me.
@CatnamedMittens
@CatnamedMittens 3 жыл бұрын
Oldie but a goldie
@monarchist1633
@monarchist1633 3 жыл бұрын
same
@dodomessiah
@dodomessiah 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, at this point, I just consider it to be a fun to-do list.
@nathanielmaxner8884
@nathanielmaxner8884 3 жыл бұрын
Me too, I could barely hold it in
@RedFawcett
@RedFawcett 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 3 жыл бұрын
See, your mistake was firing a French cuisine from a British cannon. Even when they try, the two nations are fundamentally incompatible.
@ommsterlitz1805
@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын
1066 made them so compatible that they fight like 2 idiot brothers on who will take which countries in the world for centuries
@pranavghantasala6808
@pranavghantasala6808 3 жыл бұрын
The Concorde was half British and half French, do you see any Concordes flying around? Exactly
@mahiru20ten
@mahiru20ten 3 жыл бұрын
@@pranavghantasala6808 Well, you saw them during the 1990s...
@ommsterlitz1805
@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын
@@pranavghantasala6808 Concorde was an economical pit because american made it illegal to fly on their country because they were so angry the French and british were the first on the supersonic airliners and pressured other countries to do the same, american think they forgot what they did to the concorde but they can be assured Europe, and everyone else will ban "Boom" company aircrafts too
@pranavghantasala6808
@pranavghantasala6808 3 жыл бұрын
@@ommsterlitz1805 No it's because it was half British and half French and the sheer _wrongness_ of that combination opened a rift in the fabric of reality and vaporised every Concorde from existence. Trust me I got my degree from bootleg Harvard
@shuhratkessikbayev8886
@shuhratkessikbayev8886 3 жыл бұрын
I love how we don't just randomly store HESH rounds or uranium armor in the house but we do instead carry random ingredients to MAKE a HESH round and a L30A1 120mm rifled gun in the basement however lmao I fucking love this channel
@InTheShadowsOfMyMind
@InTheShadowsOfMyMind Жыл бұрын
I mostly stock only nuclear tactical weapons on 200Kt range and let them randomly lay around house. Also any idea why I am glowing in dark?
@Cyranek
@Cyranek 3 жыл бұрын
smh had every component except for the baguette
@serbiamp4
@serbiamp4 3 жыл бұрын
Well you gotta use what you have because the Leclerc will shoot you if you attempt to buy the required baguette
@byg2na249
@byg2na249 3 жыл бұрын
rip
@fishyc43sar
@fishyc43sar 3 жыл бұрын
Lol noobs.
@killaj2k281
@killaj2k281 3 жыл бұрын
Damn rip
@josiahkiehl510
@josiahkiehl510 3 жыл бұрын
I find the Big Hotdog by Gorrilla Tengo Novelty Meats works as a great substitute
@ConnorSmith-lh7uw
@ConnorSmith-lh7uw 3 жыл бұрын
"Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around" Not the depleted kind, no
@grantt1589
@grantt1589 3 жыл бұрын
Me with 10 Tsar bombs stored in my basement
@loganvurklemeyer1957
@loganvurklemeyer1957 3 жыл бұрын
@@grantt1589 I just looooove pressing buttons. Why are sirens going?
@maximilianvenherm8320
@maximilianvenherm8320 3 жыл бұрын
They let Graphite lying around....
@manfredvonrichthofen5501
@manfredvonrichthofen5501 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ank55o7
@ank55o7 3 жыл бұрын
I just keep a nuclear power plant in my basement
@jordanleighton6893
@jordanleighton6893 3 жыл бұрын
“For legal reasons I have to tell you not to do this” fuckin killed me
@chair._
@chair._ 3 жыл бұрын
"But it is up to you to decide whether or not to follow this advice when there is a Lerlerc out your front door."
@MikhaylovComrade
@MikhaylovComrade Жыл бұрын
Actually, a modern Main Battle Tank is highly vulnerable to attacks with baguettes. As it turns out, French scientists have developed a new type of baguette that can pierce through the armor of even the most advanced tanks. This new weapon is currently being considered by military strategists around the world as a possible replacement for traditional anti-tank weapons. So, if you see someone with a baguette in their hand, it's best to retreat and avoid any confrontation.
@blueboiandstuff113
@blueboiandstuff113 3 жыл бұрын
"This is the descendant of emperor Napoleon himself, and it will launch an offensive campaign against your computer with the speed, efficiency and military prowess that the Blitzkrieg has wet dreams about"
@dr.pop2562
@dr.pop2562 3 жыл бұрын
that got me
@Legofan2676
@Legofan2676 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly i almost wanna imagine this line of dialogue was themed after the fact that oversimplified uploaded a video about the napoleonic wars.
@dragonmax9203
@dragonmax9203 3 жыл бұрын
Napoleon canonically have intercourse with an artillery cannon
@deadmemes21
@deadmemes21 2 жыл бұрын
@@dragonmax9203 r/holup
@yosefvonhansom2921
@yosefvonhansom2921 2 жыл бұрын
It's even more hilarious when Napoleon got to Berlin faster than the Germans got to Paris
@misterpanzo
@misterpanzo 3 жыл бұрын
"The Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion..." I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
@dotQuadcore
@dotQuadcore 3 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: Tank “Leclerc “ has major gearbox issue and is not coming to my house. I miss him :(
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 3 жыл бұрын
Send some handwritten letters to solve the issue. Maybe you have to install perfumedpaper.exe first.
@realbenmathers7047
@realbenmathers7047 3 жыл бұрын
maybe ask the engineers if the left drive shaft is broken? i dont think its a gearbox issue
@b-chroniumproductions3177
@b-chroniumproductions3177 3 жыл бұрын
Remember, they are the enemy, not your friend.
@aluminiumknight4038
@aluminiumknight4038 3 жыл бұрын
You have to effectively pose a threat to France so they will fix their Leclerc and come for you, or probably just bomb you lmao
@tunalad
@tunalad 3 жыл бұрын
It's too busy being on pole position
@nuggetchips1267
@nuggetchips1267 2 жыл бұрын
7:56 is a moment of pure terror as the baguette has failed to work.
@alexs6746
@alexs6746 3 жыл бұрын
“The Geneva convention is the Geneva suggestion” Me when playing any game
@deathxunnat4693
@deathxunnat4693 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mq5731
@mq5731 3 жыл бұрын
Me when playing stellaris They are called "Human" rights for a reason *Exterminatus Planet full of Xenos*
@1dontkn0w71
@1dontkn0w71 3 жыл бұрын
"Hello, i would like to negotia-"
@smellslikeanvil9257
@smellslikeanvil9257 3 жыл бұрын
konpeko
@xxizcrilexlxx1505
@xxizcrilexlxx1505 3 жыл бұрын
Geneva suggestions More like the Wait what even the geneva conveniention?
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 3 жыл бұрын
“People don’t have tank shells just lying around” “Use main battle tank conveniently stored in the basement”
@plzletmebefrank
@plzletmebefrank 3 жыл бұрын
... it's only the barrel. I mean, com'on, it was my granddad's tank barrel, he wanted a souvenir.
@freddarau
@freddarau 3 жыл бұрын
@@plzletmebefrank l/55 rheinmetall 120mm cannon is only 10 years old
@plzletmebefrank
@plzletmebefrank 3 жыл бұрын
@@freddarau ... Your point?
@freddarau
@freddarau 3 жыл бұрын
@@plzletmebefrank it's your tank barrel not your granddad's
@Charlie-js8rj
@Charlie-js8rj 3 жыл бұрын
"Most people don't just keep random tank shells lying around." Well clearly someone hasn't spent much time in rural America.
@tannerskatrud7504
@tannerskatrud7504 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I wish lol
@dwayne7201
@dwayne7201 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in rural America there happens to be a 40 mm bofors anti aircraft gun sitting in my neighbor's yard
@cliche_5860
@cliche_5860 3 жыл бұрын
@@dwayne7201 lol same except its mine and its a nuclear silo
@toddclark9520
@toddclark9520 3 жыл бұрын
Yes as each house is in America is equipped with the low standard 50 cal high power sniper with cold milled high explosive bullets for those more demanding situations
@ulrickts
@ulrickts 3 жыл бұрын
ATF meme guy: "I am very interested, keep talking..."
@kamlong7358
@kamlong7358 2 жыл бұрын
Your mistake in this execution was that you were facing a French tank, adulterating the Baguette to imitate a HESH round angered it, a potential solution that may work is to use the Baguettes to lure the tank away from your home before fleeing, which, if successful means you create distance and cause it to waste time pursuing the Baguettes
@hedgeearthridge6807
@hedgeearthridge6807 3 жыл бұрын
I just love the Bosnian Ape Universe. A place where MBTs are sentient, feral, and most of all: malevolent ESPECIALLY toward personal computers
@desireehall1949
@desireehall1949 3 жыл бұрын
and mailboxes conspire against us.
@dylancarney5701
@dylancarney5701 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean this is all happening in the real world, in fact I had to defend my personal computer just the other day
@ploopy1279
@ploopy1279 3 жыл бұрын
A hooligan lobbed a grenade in my trolley just the other day but luckily I had an active trophy system to defend myself from such a thing
@GeorgeTsiros
@GeorgeTsiros 3 жыл бұрын
that would only mean MBTs are wise. Personal computers deserve all the hate.
@subbot9296
@subbot9296 3 жыл бұрын
And hammond uses a fucking toilet
@REEEPROGRAM
@REEEPROGRAM 3 жыл бұрын
"Most people don't just keep random tank shells lying around" Texans: *About that*
@komorevie
@komorevie 3 жыл бұрын
for example: The Chieftain who has a gun-launched 152mm MGM-51 Shillelagh ATGM in his home
@siddharthnandi3995
@siddharthnandi3995 3 жыл бұрын
Demolition Ranch.
@Makelikepotatoesw
@Makelikepotatoesw 3 жыл бұрын
I mean your not wrong..
@secondlayer7898
@secondlayer7898 3 жыл бұрын
@@komorevie Reminds me of a roleplay where one of characters was an M551 Sheridan which has left a 152mm HEAT shell in the living room, someone left it in an elevator where it was going around all floors until someone turned it into an IED with which it destroyed the Sheridan
@seanjohnisee
@seanjohnisee 3 жыл бұрын
My grandpa:
@subbot9296
@subbot9296 3 жыл бұрын
Video idea: How to protect your goldfish from ohio class submarine attacks?
@pfeifferistvan5272
@pfeifferistvan5272 3 жыл бұрын
Another idea : How to protect your cigarette from greek Spec Ops.
@somedudefromapharmacy
@somedudefromapharmacy 3 жыл бұрын
Another another idea: how to protect your alcohol from communists
@olliegoria
@olliegoria 3 жыл бұрын
@@pfeifferistvan5272 you and the man below you are both promoted
@ColonizedEthan
@ColonizedEthan 3 жыл бұрын
how to protect your tadpoles from unrestricted submarine warfare
@hunbotrix1426
@hunbotrix1426 3 жыл бұрын
How to protect your fridge from a Single-Seat Twin-Engine Lockheed Martin F-22A Striker Raptor
@TotallyAHuman
@TotallyAHuman 2 жыл бұрын
1:24 to 2:30 that is actually a pretty intimidating intro for the Leclerc... the French army needs to see this
@PredatorChieftain
@PredatorChieftain 3 жыл бұрын
“You are not William Sherman, do not attempt scorched earth tactics”
@finlandball1939
@finlandball1939 3 жыл бұрын
*W a y D o w n S o u t h I n T h e L a n d O f T r a i t o r s*
@sillylittleowlguy2392
@sillylittleowlguy2392 3 жыл бұрын
@@finlandball1939 RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS!
@jassen1924
@jassen1924 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 Right away!
@finlandball1939
@finlandball1939 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 *R i g h t A w a y !*
@deusexmachinareznov4975
@deusexmachinareznov4975 3 жыл бұрын
@@finlandball1939 come away
@Brutusoogabooga
@Brutusoogabooga 3 жыл бұрын
I cant get enough useful information, so many tanks destroying everything these days smh.
@somepvpguy69
@somepvpguy69 3 жыл бұрын
Well baguette is much deadlier smh
@demomanfromteamfortdefense1359
@demomanfromteamfortdefense1359 3 жыл бұрын
@@somepvpguy69 What do you think the French fought with for the whole time?
@somepvpguy69
@somepvpguy69 3 жыл бұрын
@@demomanfromteamfortdefense1359 the true weopon of choice croissants
@张桓瑜
@张桓瑜 3 жыл бұрын
My computer is finally safe
@bunchanonsense
@bunchanonsense 3 жыл бұрын
"We will now put your baguette stash to good use" is a phrase I never thought I would hear.
@neonbunnies9596
@neonbunnies9596 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds kinda ominous without context
@derekhofstetler3998
@derekhofstetler3998 3 жыл бұрын
Fool! Phrases don't have verbs!
@bullfrogboss8008
@bullfrogboss8008 Жыл бұрын
This guy basically invented brand new type of humour
@ningunoningunos3044
@ningunoningunos3044 3 жыл бұрын
"HESH shells will succesfully detonate and cause a shockwave of destruction out of the sheer energy of how based it is in not giving a single toss about armor slope." This made my month. This whole video made my month. Thank you Bosnian Ape Society, this made me happy.
@MentalEdge
@MentalEdge 3 жыл бұрын
That one line, floored me. This latest video is the best so far!
@monsters8730
@monsters8730 3 жыл бұрын
there were so many memorable great lines. best video yet
@gluesniffingdude
@gluesniffingdude 3 жыл бұрын
cringe APFSDS vs based HESH
@gunner38ED
@gunner38ED 3 жыл бұрын
"On the same slope that would cause APFSDS rounds to ricochet or shatter like their fragile ego"
@manofdaboijerry7687
@manofdaboijerry7687 3 жыл бұрын
@@monsters8730 "almost enough firepower to make it through your thick skull"
@zukodama666
@zukodama666 3 жыл бұрын
"the Geneva convention is merely the Geneva suggestion" God that so awesome.
@astalidiot8559
@astalidiot8559 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed pretty hard
@KevinAssalin
@KevinAssalin 3 жыл бұрын
US and Russia: 🙄😐🙄😐
@randomperson-sn4rj
@randomperson-sn4rj 3 жыл бұрын
It is true
@sikertsok225
@sikertsok225 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't so awesome for that orphanage...
@notaskaven8923
@notaskaven8923 3 жыл бұрын
@@sikertsok225 they had it coming
@Duck-kg2rd
@Duck-kg2rd 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who is learning french, this is extremely helpful.
@zzaronn
@zzaronn 3 жыл бұрын
I guess baguette is such a hard word to learn
@N3wbConscript
@N3wbConscript Жыл бұрын
"For legal reasons, I have to tell you not to do what I just did. But it is up to you to decide whether or not you want to follow that advice when there is a Leclerc waiting at your front door." Best line I've ever heard in my life.
@efethecaptain6
@efethecaptain6 3 жыл бұрын
World of tanks: everything is randomly generated, even your perfectly aimed shots.
@Syncopia
@Syncopia 3 жыл бұрын
Retired wot prisoner, err player: can confirm
@SaltyWound
@SaltyWound 3 жыл бұрын
@@Syncopia yes, after 18k battles i approve
@patrickputrus560
@patrickputrus560 3 жыл бұрын
I believe they talk about it in the game mechanics videos.
@aguynamedstetchkov4690
@aguynamedstetchkov4690 3 жыл бұрын
Praise the RNGesus
@wearefromserbia9714
@wearefromserbia9714 3 жыл бұрын
Stopped playing wot half a year ago...best decision of my life
@dekucake
@dekucake 3 жыл бұрын
"You don't usually just carry depleted uranium around" "Now then, let's put your massive supply of 200 baguettes to good use!"
@e_s.0848
@e_s.0848 3 жыл бұрын
What? Is it not normal to have that many?
@dekucake
@dekucake 3 жыл бұрын
@@e_s.0848 Not 200 of them. 150, maybe, but not as much as 200
@e_s.0848
@e_s.0848 3 жыл бұрын
@@dekucake 150 is a weakness. 200 is a strength
@ptn-54pattontank89
@ptn-54pattontank89 3 жыл бұрын
I'm totally not a tank, but nothing will work against them. Give up and hand over your computer, immediately! We demand it.
@mincat1412
@mincat1412 3 жыл бұрын
@@ptn-54pattontank89 we know you work with the mailbox and we know your weaknesses now. Soon we will develop MBT detecting goggles to find you if you are hiding anywhere, and use the baguette to destroy you.
@notoriousgoblin83
@notoriousgoblin83 3 жыл бұрын
"Hesh shells will successfully detonate and cause a shockwave of destruction out of the sheer energy of how based it is" is a phrase I want to use in a military engineering presentation
@Syncopia
@Syncopia 3 жыл бұрын
You'd get all the contracts
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 3 жыл бұрын
When interviewing for Armor, you have to use this phrase. It will show your expertise in tank destruction.
@Erinya558
@Erinya558 Ай бұрын
“… and can penetrate 1000, almost enough to get something through your thick skull” ngl the French AI voice reading ‘Leclerc’ as Laclerk cracked me up but that line right brought me right back to my mamie XD truly authentic frenchness right here, Vive la République!
@daygus1115
@daygus1115 3 жыл бұрын
"How do you defeat a Leclerc?" *Some snail* : Nerf it and increase the repair costs!
@truedarklander
@truedarklander 3 жыл бұрын
How to defeat a Leclerc: s🅱️inalla
@doabarrellroll69
@doabarrellroll69 3 жыл бұрын
@@truedarklander I thought that only worked on Vettel ?
@truedarklander
@truedarklander 3 жыл бұрын
@@doabarrellroll69 you can s🅱️inare any driver with the power of the Ferrari master 🅱️lan
@shawnramito4863
@shawnramito4863 3 жыл бұрын
@@truedarklander how to defeat a Leclerc.... Swimming pool chicane
@ningunoningunos3044
@ningunoningunos3044 3 жыл бұрын
Damn it Snail, how does increasing the repair costs fix anything?!
@sofameledak5353
@sofameledak5353 3 жыл бұрын
Next title should be: " Can an aircraft carrier protect you from getting beaten by a school of yellow fin Tuna?"
@dodomessiah
@dodomessiah 3 жыл бұрын
How to protect your toaster from an Infantry Fighting Vehicle?
@billytanadi8303
@billytanadi8303 3 жыл бұрын
How to stop high school bullying using nuclear submarine
@lazerpie101
@lazerpie101 3 жыл бұрын
Can an egg salad sandwich beat an aircraft carrier?
@Tutisclutis
@Tutisclutis 3 жыл бұрын
I think there's no way, as the yellow fin tuna would easily infiltrate the carrier through the ballast ducts, blast the tanks out and kill everybody in the ship with their terrible poisoning rotten fish smell.
@dodomessiah
@dodomessiah 3 жыл бұрын
Can Attack Helicopters defeat a flock of geese?
@AnjaliyaIronwolf
@AnjaliyaIronwolf 3 жыл бұрын
"almost enough to get something through your thick skull" you didn't have to murder me that hard. The tank was gonna get me anyway.
@Bored_Kaga
@Bored_Kaga 3 жыл бұрын
6:09 is a genuinely good explanation of how HESH works though
@muhammadavatarmarvellian76
@muhammadavatarmarvellian76 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a poor French guy casually eating a baguette and said : "Bro, ce comestible n'est pas de la merd-"
@simsportif
@simsportif 3 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, épicée cette baguette.. nouvelle recette?
@blakelowrey9620
@blakelowrey9620 3 жыл бұрын
Stop that surrender jargon immediately!
@andresvalverde5182
@andresvalverde5182 3 жыл бұрын
The Germans haven't even fired a single round yet!
@k_pler
@k_pler 3 жыл бұрын
N’est pa baguette 🥴
@flying_Night_slasher
@flying_Night_slasher 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I wish I knew other language's
@lepastresgentil9467
@lepastresgentil9467 3 жыл бұрын
As a frenchman i can tell you that one of the deadliest weapons here are frozen baguettes ,
@shresthsonkar9207
@shresthsonkar9207 3 жыл бұрын
But is the Leclerc immune to baguettes? What kind of countermeasure do you use?
@grabacrisntbadok8710
@grabacrisntbadok8710 3 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine it would
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 3 жыл бұрын
@@shresthsonkar9207 ovens. A hot enough oven will render the baguette brittle and weak. The trick, however, is to manage to get the oven between the MBT and the baguette. Good luck!
@manooxi327
@manooxi327 3 жыл бұрын
@@lairdcummings9092 careful tho heating the baguette beyond the sweet spot, will make it even harder than a frozen one, truly a devastating weapon one that might possibly make the Leclerc not so immune
@britishneko3906
@britishneko3906 3 жыл бұрын
well here in Britain it's Tea and Crumpets or HESH tea *or even colonization*
@Nekyomi
@Nekyomi 3 жыл бұрын
"These quotes are getting out of hand." - Sun Tzu
@bossplayerunit4563
@bossplayerunit4563 3 жыл бұрын
"I never said all that shit" -Confucius
@garlicbreadstick404
@garlicbreadstick404 3 жыл бұрын
"I love irony" -Sun Tzu, probably.
@mistereggway9141
@mistereggway9141 3 жыл бұрын
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are *insert amount of comments here* of them!" -Diogenes
@jawed4106
@jawed4106 3 жыл бұрын
"Lol Russian bias pls nerf gaijin" -von Paulus after lose Stalingrad
@oncelewdtwicehigh438
@oncelewdtwicehigh438 3 жыл бұрын
My child it's 3am and your laughing too loud... - our moms
@groggywater2006
@groggywater2006 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 me deciding what to do when my parents come into my room and ask to use my PC
@warrcoww6717
@warrcoww6717 3 жыл бұрын
“Your computer has no armament of any kind” That is where you are mistaken my friend *tapes switch blade to computer*
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 жыл бұрын
If you eject an AOL free trial disc from your optical drive hard enough, it becomes a Shuriken worthy of the ancient circus ninjas of Guatamala
@sineupp
@sineupp 3 жыл бұрын
torrent the matrix trilogy. computer: I know Kung Fu!
@akhaaneb9710
@akhaaneb9710 3 жыл бұрын
Do small modifications to your DVD writer (If you have one). With the right modifications, a DVD writer can penetrate 70mm of thick Depleted Uranium Armor.
@enzochoi923
@enzochoi923 3 жыл бұрын
* connects USB knife wielding tentacle to PC *
@jesseclark6357
@jesseclark6357 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, just strap it to the cannon you happen to have. Now it is a tank.
@ivanvladimir0435
@ivanvladimir0435 3 жыл бұрын
"Tank beats ghost" "Tank beats hunters" "Tank beats bag- wait nevermind we are goners" - Halo 3 marine
@awesomeonejess
@awesomeonejess 3 жыл бұрын
quality reference
@catzillafirefox
@catzillafirefox 3 жыл бұрын
"They got to Baguettes. I repeat, two Baguettes!"
@Alex_Sp_
@Alex_Sp_ 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god what an elite reference
@NotKameron
@NotKameron 3 жыл бұрын
@@catzillafirefox I can here the music
@4mbu2
@4mbu2 3 жыл бұрын
does anyone have a link to the reference?
@Dragon.7722
@Dragon.7722 2 жыл бұрын
That greek kiosk owner you hired for the voice acting did a superb job.
@dapperkidnapper
@dapperkidnapper 4 ай бұрын
real
@kutkuknight
@kutkuknight 3 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking brilliant, the choice of words to describe how intimidating the tank is is akin to the culinary delight of a 5 star meal for the soul.
@goudronviande24
@goudronviande24 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is as powerful as the Leclerc
@mrraimundo130
@mrraimundo130 3 жыл бұрын
"the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion" Dude, I haven't laughed this hard in months 🤣 Brilliant work!
@minmean3016
@minmean3016 3 жыл бұрын
that’s a long running joke if u play Arma
@dusanbrankov5533
@dusanbrankov5533 3 жыл бұрын
Same! 😂
@Srae17
@Srae17 3 жыл бұрын
At least it was used at the right time.
@CatnamedMittens
@CatnamedMittens 3 жыл бұрын
That is a long running joke
@mrraimundo130
@mrraimundo130 3 жыл бұрын
@@minmean3016 well I never played it so it hit fresh
@knicechawt
@knicechawt 3 жыл бұрын
the introduction of the Leclerc was unironically amazing, honestly more menacing than actual villains in movies
@F4c2a
@F4c2a 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, considering modern movies, (sOmeHow PaLPaTiNe ReTuRNeD) that's a pretty low bar.
@stormlordeternal7663
@stormlordeternal7663 Жыл бұрын
It has the same energy when in Modern Warfare, Shepard was giving the profile on Markov
@Epsilon-18
@Epsilon-18 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I fear the thing more than Kang in the Quantumania movie.
@GooberMcGee
@GooberMcGee Жыл бұрын
0:57 the shatter gets me everytime
@gattie12ben
@gattie12ben 3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine what the conversation was with the voice actor "I want you to read a script about a tank attacking a computer "
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 3 жыл бұрын
"Ok... so the computer hacks the Tank and..." " no, no, no..." " how then?" " Baguette! "
@Watchmanskey
@Watchmanskey 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's a tts
@smoglin2369
@smoglin2369 3 жыл бұрын
It's text to speech
@bryztoe8754
@bryztoe8754 3 жыл бұрын
@@Watchmanskey I'm pretty sure even the TTS bot was confused
@sergeantheavyass3471
@sergeantheavyass3471 3 жыл бұрын
You sure this isnt just the guy that made the vid?
@creebotthegreat4159
@creebotthegreat4159 3 жыл бұрын
"it can hear your anxiety" If it had ears they'd be bleeding
@shoelicker
@shoelicker 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@KingTheShepherd
@KingTheShepherd 3 жыл бұрын
Bro u good?
@choobs8511
@choobs8511 3 жыл бұрын
@@KingTheShepherd Only a mild panic. No cause for alarm, the Leclerc is still in its Depot.
@MrBlackHawk888
@MrBlackHawk888 3 жыл бұрын
05:28 - _Can you identify the weakness?_ Yes, I can. You said about it on 03:56. As any other internal combustion engine, this one on Leclerc also uses oxygen for its operation. So basically you just have to somehow deprive air access to Leclerc's engine inlets. My suggestion - by keeping 2000m (Leclerc effective firing range) zone 360° around your house with air sucked all out. That's it. No need even in having any armament to lie around your house. Hence, pretty legal. UPD: Wow, thx for likes. I guess, it's my most popular comment so far
@fatitankeris6327
@fatitankeris6327 2 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty good solution. You're hired.
@TextualDeviant
@TextualDeviant 2 жыл бұрын
Just don't forget to find some means of obtaining your own oxygen
@WomanSlayer69420
@WomanSlayer69420 2 жыл бұрын
Now observe as the vacuum around your house keeps the Leclerc at bay. (Steve suffocated -in a wall- )
@GravelPunch81
@GravelPunch81 2 жыл бұрын
Am I gonna be the one to make a jojoke in these replies? Yes
@ВикторФирсов-е9ф
@ВикторФирсов-е9ф 2 жыл бұрын
I would also recommend (only in case of emergency) climbing onto the tank and inhaling vigorously. Lack of oxygen, and added carbon dioxide will stall the tanks engine, thus giving you a tactical advantage in mobility.
@Plumjet09
@Plumjet09 Жыл бұрын
I was just throwing the baguette’s so hard that the people operating the tank got a concussion. This definitely saves a lot of bread.
@ohnomyhandleistaken
@ohnomyhandleistaken 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting and informative. Definitely a thumbs-up. When I was stationed in Finland, people used Nokias to defend against such attacks, either by creating Nokia-armor for their computer, or by lobbing the Nokia with a Carl Gustaf at the tank.
@sneed2600
@sneed2600 3 жыл бұрын
I was in Finland too for a while, can confirm
@Srae17
@Srae17 2 жыл бұрын
I am a Finnish time traveller, and I am from the Winter War. We were using tractors as a counter against Soviet tanks, but we were getting smashed. Give us a sample of these Nokia armor for the war effort.
@chengyunma4497
@chengyunma4497 2 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't all Nokias be destroyed due to nuclear disarmament after the Cold War before Nokias are obviously more powerful than thermonuclear bombs?
@archtitans54
@archtitans54 2 жыл бұрын
There’s Nokiarmour now?!
@georgeoldsterd8994
@georgeoldsterd8994 2 жыл бұрын
G'day, mate! Here in Australia we use boomerangs and kangaroos with explosive vests. Best kind o' weapon, if i may say so m'self.
@Xavi_FD3S
@Xavi_FD3S 3 жыл бұрын
Leclerc tank: *misses shot* Also Leclerc tank: I am stupid, I am stupid.
@RealPerson6439
@RealPerson6439 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RealPerson6439
@RealPerson6439 3 жыл бұрын
I love this, also I know it's from F1
@roshi2141
@roshi2141 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think many people got it.
@robertd686
@robertd686 3 жыл бұрын
It didn't miss, it just focused on it's target. The Computer.
@memesick4ever
@memesick4ever 3 жыл бұрын
*Azerbaijanian Wall want's to know your location*
@mszilberman
@mszilberman 3 жыл бұрын
The moment BAS is done with tanks, I'm counting on a heavily armed riding mower or a cow with gattling guns or some equivalent of a tank
@natehouston4388
@natehouston4388 3 жыл бұрын
Count on the Get-off-my-lawn3000
@kingofthepod5169
@kingofthepod5169 3 жыл бұрын
You mean a lada
@Pyxis10
@Pyxis10 3 жыл бұрын
What will you do when Barbarians riding specailized chariots show up, carrying a 245 mm brass cannon capable of launching an iron ball at several hundered m/s at your stash of illegal videotapes?
@aidanharley243
@aidanharley243 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pyxis10 Probably cry
@chakinsmooves2651
@chakinsmooves2651 2 жыл бұрын
I love how all of this is absolutely ridiculous yet actually informative
@karath51
@karath51 3 жыл бұрын
BAS: "The Leclerc don't know fear, it can only see fear" Me: "Are you talking about the colonel or the tank ?" BAS: "Yes"
@imigsledesma
@imigsledesma 3 жыл бұрын
Probably the F1 driver
@blueAwoo
@blueAwoo 3 жыл бұрын
This is the weird timeline
@LunarStateGovernment
@LunarStateGovernment 3 жыл бұрын
a
@begobogo2583
@begobogo2583 3 жыл бұрын
@@LunarStateGovernment a
@commissarliruvondegurechaf5592
@commissarliruvondegurechaf5592 3 жыл бұрын
The best timeline
@frozenmagicaster2724
@frozenmagicaster2724 3 жыл бұрын
a
@chrisbull1036
@chrisbull1036 3 жыл бұрын
a
@remukanava3290
@remukanava3290 3 жыл бұрын
This was actually used by the French army during the Invasion Of France as anti-tank shells.
@cate01a
@cate01a 3 жыл бұрын
Of course it was, you idiot! The baguatte is the most sofisticated and capable offensive weaponry available to any of the frenchies!
@AnIrishLad2013
@AnIrishLad2013 2 ай бұрын
"Sorry guys I'm back" "What happen?" " *A main battle tank entered my property so I defeated it with a baguette* "
@ghostpants4081
@ghostpants4081 3 жыл бұрын
As a french I can assure you that the description of the Leclerc is on point and the how to turn your baguette into a HESH round is a good tip for our next revolution, thanks
@coliimusic
@coliimusic 3 жыл бұрын
"A french Charles Leclerc tank" *WHEEZE*
@ipayman5217
@ipayman5217 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha i fuckin died too
@goobernator50k21
@goobernator50k21 3 жыл бұрын
The thing i laughed the most at is the blitzkrieg a wet dream part lol
@CFox_
@CFox_ 3 жыл бұрын
*tank crashes* tank driver: "i am stupid......... i am stupid"
@Hans5958
@Hans5958 3 жыл бұрын
It's char Leclerc, check your facts and it's subtitles
@CFox_
@CFox_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hans5958 how about no ? do i really have to r/woooosh you ?
@tuanminhnguyen6546
@tuanminhnguyen6546 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I remember when I was a receuit in the French Army, first thing we were taught was how to handle a baguette
@tkeleth2931
@tkeleth2931 3 жыл бұрын
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@aighti
@aighti 2 жыл бұрын
I think speed is the key. A baguette impacting your tank with mach 50 will completely obliviate your tank
@StephenDelRosario777
@StephenDelRosario777 Жыл бұрын
A baguette going at .99 C will obliterate any tank from the front, and whatever continent that tank is standing on.
@BucketandOnly
@BucketandOnly 3 жыл бұрын
In War Thunder : The chance, that a HESH shell will bounce on angled armor is low *BUT NEVER ZERO*
@easyeight8983
@easyeight8983 3 жыл бұрын
When the FV4005 183mm 🅱️esh ricochets of the front plate of an AUBL/74
@jakeb6703
@jakeb6703 3 жыл бұрын
It hurts so bad
@apex_blue
@apex_blue 3 жыл бұрын
War thunder in a nutshell
@IndraKurniawan-vk2qb
@IndraKurniawan-vk2qb 3 жыл бұрын
@@easyeight8983 I've seen that today lmao
@absolutezero1247
@absolutezero1247 3 жыл бұрын
No armour best armour
@Monsterman1315
@Monsterman1315 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when the Japanese utilized this strategy to attack Pearl Harbor. I should know, I was there.
@张桓瑜
@张桓瑜 3 жыл бұрын
Without Pearl Harbor we wouldn't have hentai. Thank God for Pearl Harbor.
@galliman123
@galliman123 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes even deadlier the *underwater baguette*
@cliche_5860
@cliche_5860 3 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@buzzx21
@buzzx21 3 жыл бұрын
@@张桓瑜 pearl harbor should have never happened in this case
@simonwyzik8661
@simonwyzik8661 3 жыл бұрын
I can vouch for him, I was his plane
@sauceyeti4381
@sauceyeti4381 3 жыл бұрын
"It's 3:00 AM, I should sleep" "Can Modern Main Battle Tanks Defend Against Baguette?" *"Well well well, let's find out."*
@Xenomorthian
@Xenomorthian 3 жыл бұрын
Its literally 1 am for me
@ctb3335
@ctb3335 3 жыл бұрын
*sees BAS has sold out* "Never wanted to know anyway..."
@OR56
@OR56 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, most people don’t have tank shells lying around. Later: retrieve the Anti Tank gun you have in the basement. Why…
@sovietunion142
@sovietunion142 3 жыл бұрын
"The Leclerc knows no fear" Baguette: It does now
@wingedhussarpolandball8291
@wingedhussarpolandball8291 3 жыл бұрын
*Monaco and Baku joined the group*
@leepicgamer2284
@leepicgamer2284 3 жыл бұрын
i feel that this channel is made in an alternative universe were things such as this are commonplace genuine threats
@peterni2234
@peterni2234 3 жыл бұрын
That’s some Rick & Morty alternate universe stuff right there, the ordinary citizen has the right to possess heavy ordinance and weaponry.
@Phantom-cs8fs
@Phantom-cs8fs 3 жыл бұрын
"The Geneva convention is the Geneva suggestion"
@dankengine5304
@dankengine5304 3 жыл бұрын
Its a suggestion if you’re gonna win
@cameronwintrell4233
@cameronwintrell4233 3 жыл бұрын
Cyanide be like
@internet_introvert
@internet_introvert 3 жыл бұрын
General life advice
@flynnd6166
@flynnd6166 3 жыл бұрын
America in the Vietnam war be like:
@tartipouss
@tartipouss 3 жыл бұрын
tbh, this statement is very true in real life
@vivekkaushik9508
@vivekkaushik9508 2 жыл бұрын
I love the script. Every single line sends chills down my spine. Its terrifying and exciting and quite hilarious.
@attilavarga35
@attilavarga35 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're under attack, just burn your house down." -Sun Zoo
@desireehall1949
@desireehall1949 3 жыл бұрын
tzu
@attilavarga35
@attilavarga35 3 жыл бұрын
@@desireehall1949 Yes. That's part of the joke...
@olliegoria
@olliegoria 3 жыл бұрын
If you can’t have it, neither can they
@shoelicker
@shoelicker 3 жыл бұрын
Sun zoo the best tactical attacker in history
@keizan5132
@keizan5132 3 жыл бұрын
-People from Numantia.*
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