“Sadly, most people do not just keep random tank shell lying in their house.” “Retrieve the royal ordnance L30a1 120mm rifled gun emplacement we have conveniently stored in the basement.” Your tactics seriously need work. It’s far more effective to leave some of your baguette stash outside. This will distract the Leclerc’s crew, as they are legally required as Frenchmen to eat the baguettes, which necessitates leaving the tank. Once they have left to eat the baguettes, you can enter the Leclerc with your computer and make your escape. Only 10% of Frenchmen can sniff out oil fumes up to 650 km away, so you have a good chance of getting away.
@MartinPurathur3 жыл бұрын
Commandeer this tank, you must
@AceAutocannon3 жыл бұрын
if there is a fingerprint lock on the tank, it will be a little harder but no worry. Separate one of the frenchmen from the flock and ask them how to spell french words like "guillotine, prix, ect." and while they are distracted use the finger to open the lock, then to get the frenchmen out just throw some chocolate you had stashed in your pocket for later to get them to fetch it and you are home free.
@mincat14123 жыл бұрын
And since you’ve already learned how to pilot a plane and already have a few hours behind the wheel, you should be able to manage operating the tank.
@abelq80083 жыл бұрын
Pffft good luck keeping your outside baguettes fresh and tempting to Le tank crew.
@8lec_R3 жыл бұрын
@@abelq8008 le tank crew hahaha
@DanJay19963 жыл бұрын
“To it, the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion.” That got me good.
@kindauncool3 жыл бұрын
Same
@extremecowz76943 жыл бұрын
Same it was a good one
@mattkoethe66913 жыл бұрын
That line alone made me subscribe
@WokiesareAllHypocrites3 жыл бұрын
It's from an inspirational video called "Rise and shine"
@mattkoethe66913 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a read i need to do some push-ups before and then snuggle my cat after.
@ianorr14493 жыл бұрын
“Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around” "Anyways, just grab the L30A1 in your basement"
@TheSeperatistConfederacy3 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in 5 Panzerfausts my grandpa left me*
@kevinpeng82953 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy holy-
@ablacktemplar19713 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy hol up...
@bradyscott48523 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy i actually hope this is a real thing
@sydney73663 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy nobody ask how is grandpa got em?
@Oyff3 жыл бұрын
Cheers I'll be telling my grandkids how I once defeated a Leclerc by filling a baguette with plastic explosives
@ihavenocreativity26663 жыл бұрын
ok
@bean63403 жыл бұрын
wtf oyff is here
@ommsterlitz18053 жыл бұрын
Bro baguettes are life
@nicholasstathos13873 жыл бұрын
Sharl Legregg
@mortimer11773 жыл бұрын
Yep
@ALaughingWolf21882 жыл бұрын
“The main battle tank shows up at your doorstep within seconds and is now surveying your computer for structural weaknesses to exploit” is a sentence I’ve never thought I would hear
@someopinion2 жыл бұрын
First time?
@Hydra_2-6 Жыл бұрын
This entire channel is just, “sentences I never thought I’d hear.”
@ExoDead93 жыл бұрын
“Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around” Me an American: *sweats nervously*
@clownworld46553 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because America along with several other nations using nuclear energy literally leave depleted uranium fuel rods lying around (specifically in America’s case there has been several hundred tons simply left sitting on trains in the middle of nowhere at undisclosed locations)
@SnepBlepVR3 жыл бұрын
@@clownworld4655 in the USA you can actually even purchase depleted uranium for educational purposes: that being said it is a very small amount and is delivered to the school in a protective box made of anti-radioactive plexiglass
@sethb30903 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. I'm an American and the only uranium I have lying around is enriched. You can say sure, it will work virtually the same in the shell, and you'd be right, but I also have to consider whether I'm ready to commit a war crime when there's perfectly good baguette in the kitchen. Also, enriched uranium is way more expensive than the depleted version, which opens the guerilla-warfare tactic of removing the computer's critically-important solid state drive, allowing the destruction of the rest of the computer to trick the Leclerc into considering the mission complete, and selling the uranium later to an unidentified third party to enable the acquisition of a new computer.
@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt3 жыл бұрын
@@sethb3090 it depends what state you’re in
@ridhosamudro21993 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say 'depleted'...
@justmerc16423 жыл бұрын
"The roof does not have the raw armor thickness of other more critical areas. So how do we exploit this weakness?" "Top attack ATGMs?" "explosive baguettes" "ah"
@derpychicken21313 жыл бұрын
you see most of us don’t have ATGMs laying around so get out that 152mm soviet WW2 era gun, maneuver it behind the Leclerc and fire your high explosive baguette up its ass
@nickstanley50643 жыл бұрын
@@derpychicken2131 , wouldn't the tank crew just gun you down? The Leclerc also has a 12.7mm M2HB heavy machine gun and a high RPM 7.62mm machine gun as well.
@n1thecaptain9653 жыл бұрын
@@nickstanley5064 It's either in a KV-2 or an SU/ISU 152, which can both withstand 12.7mm and 7.62mm fire
@markedforstrike3 жыл бұрын
@@n1thecaptain965 if u have a KV2 u dont need to think how to protect from Leclerc. It is Leclerc who is in danger
@n1thecaptain9653 жыл бұрын
@@markedforstrike Good point
@paulustrucenus2 жыл бұрын
I love the little historic details like keeping poison around the neck and splitting the army to crush it with a cavalry charge, which are both things Napoléon did. Great job.
@JoeOvercoat2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to keep your poison fresh!
@jakedomenick-urbansky44513 жыл бұрын
“No one just has random anti tank shells laying around!” “Grab your handy tank gun that you conveniently stored in your basement”
@KikogamerJ23 жыл бұрын
What?I have one of those lying around in my basement is that a problem?
@solidsnaker19923 жыл бұрын
do you... not have one?
@combativeThinker3 жыл бұрын
@@solidsnaker1992 *laughs in Texan*
@ningunoningunos30443 жыл бұрын
@@wireworks4252 Hey, we all have more remote controls than batteries
@joaquimbonazza66863 жыл бұрын
it is truly a shame that i can only have a 40mm high explosive cannon i brazil.
@wma12703 жыл бұрын
"Almost enough to get something through your thick skull" This just made my day
@EGRJ3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not wrong.
@Thot-Slayer-4203 жыл бұрын
alternative defensive measure, use the skull for protection
@dodomessiah3 жыл бұрын
@@Thot-Slayer-420 Can your thick skull protect you from a 105mm PG-7VR tandem high-explosive anti tank warhead?
@killian93143 жыл бұрын
@@dodomessiah if i put some slat armor on it.
@killian93143 жыл бұрын
@@swiggitygiggity1233 sounds too heavy, i'd rather settle for a konnsberg crows protector with smoke launchers and an integrated fgm148 javelin laser guided rocket launcher for better comfort and tandem warhead penetration
@tatsuyashiba69313 жыл бұрын
"We dont have HESH rounds lying around, so we must use a baggette to make a shell" Seconds later: "So we take the 120mm replacement barrel from the basement"
@chuahseongteik44883 жыл бұрын
Yea but we only have the gun not the rounds
@tatsuyashiba69313 жыл бұрын
@@chuahseongteik4488 then lets steal 3 plutonium cores from a russian military base... Wait wrong film
@TechnoMinarchist3 жыл бұрын
You don't have 120mm spare barrels laying around in your basement?
@tatsuyashiba69313 жыл бұрын
@@TechnoMinarchist my 380mm ones are too big fir a baggette man. Really gota get one of those 120s
@TripleBarrel063 жыл бұрын
@@tatsuyashiba6931 That's where you're wrong, just get some sourdough loaves, bore a hole to the correct diameter, then place them into the barrel aligned so that the bore holes align, there's your 120mm barrel done.
@Dr.Silverwolf202 жыл бұрын
My uncle was tank crewman that unfortunately got taken out by a baguette. It was a pretty crumby way to go
@easytarget11522 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. I hope he was bready to get toasted
@one.darkstar2 жыл бұрын
@@easytarget1152 lol
@JoeOvercoat2 жыл бұрын
oh that’s horrible seen that & nothing left but crust
@maryzmijski6087 Жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@knut5328 Жыл бұрын
what has this wold come to? can't even crust people to come up with a good joke.
@SetlingAxe3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that these videos aren’t being taken down for revealing top secret information like this
@ChristMetalMayhem3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he found a loophole?
@David-tz1oi3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristMetalMayhem yes he must have even Google doesn't want ww3
@aperson96413 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aidanwitters85093 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume these are the only videos made; and not the only videos not taken down
@t850terminator3 жыл бұрын
@@aidanwitters8509 Survival of the fittest and this video is the fittest.
@CatastropheCatalyst3 жыл бұрын
"To him the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion" Nearly spit my drink, lol
@poklijn33903 жыл бұрын
its a old joke i use alot but its gold every time
@zacharyrollick61693 жыл бұрын
Wait.... it's not?
@simoncarrillo73783 жыл бұрын
Military prowess the blitzkrieg has wet dreams about
@finn96063 жыл бұрын
bit of an old joke
@auroraborealissaltmineswarlord3 жыл бұрын
the avarage rimworld player
@soulassassin0g3 жыл бұрын
My mom was right when she said "the internet is dangerous". Because of this video now we can't even go to the store in our Leclerc MBT without someone firing explosive baguettes at us.
@idunnohonestly95193 жыл бұрын
We had the same issue 😳
@grantt15893 жыл бұрын
As an American it's the same whenever I take my M1 Abrams to France
@Handease3 жыл бұрын
yes it is pretty hard
@augusthertz71633 жыл бұрын
It kind of sucks. Whenever I take my Leopard 2 A7+ out to the market, people starting firing Armour-Piercing Discarding Sabot Carrot rounds from their car exhausts.
@sinksalesman17473 жыл бұрын
Tried using a T-34 for going to tesco, got hit with howitzer melons
@brimwulf17853 жыл бұрын
I love the Bosnian Ape Society continuity of how suspicious links invite surprise attacks from main battle tanks
@coolbdiggity6 ай бұрын
it's good antivirus marketing
@john_wack24403 жыл бұрын
"There is no time for cocking about in this situation" -Sun Tzu, Le art de War
@SephirothRyu3 жыл бұрын
But there is time for cooking.
@tammiestait54653 жыл бұрын
Ura pripyatel.. Nyet, comrade! NYET, NYET CYKA! - Josif to Hitler, Munich
@frederickcstacey.75203 жыл бұрын
Par contre, c'est "l'art de la guerre" en francais.
@polynotgone83493 жыл бұрын
le a r t de w a r
@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi40653 жыл бұрын
@Yeshua Is Lord l'art de la guerre
@Pegasuz12333 жыл бұрын
No need to turn the baguette into explosive shell, frozen baguette will effectively crush any tank armor
@goobernator50k213 жыл бұрын
If you want napalm get a hot pocket and just shoot it
@Sir_Uncle_Ned3 жыл бұрын
What about a frozen stale baguette?
@aperson96413 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Uncle_Ned oh dear god that is the most horrific weapon ever
@parrotshootist30043 жыл бұрын
You too have noted Strongarms Bakery, Ahnk-morpork offensive baking assault muffins. Spaulding panini's ftw!
@piggerspoggers68243 жыл бұрын
112 is norwegian police hmmm
@theplanetmercury74873 жыл бұрын
The phrase "The Leclerc knows no fear, it can only see fear" is gonna get used a lot in f1 meme circles.
@ethanmagdaleno53323 жыл бұрын
I had no idea the French had a tank called the Leclerc. I hope their tank is better than their circuit😴
@101jir3 жыл бұрын
I knew of both, but never put it together
@subatenome3 жыл бұрын
"Char Leclerc" what are the odds....
@guillaumec16363 жыл бұрын
It is also one of the main supermarket companies in France
@lethauntic3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I played Age of Empires II for the first time. The moment I saw that house I just knew that I'd see some fan accounts for it. It really is a perfect fit.
@nopenope61502 жыл бұрын
'You are not William Sherman. Do not attempt any scorched earth tactics. You would probably burn down your own computer in the process.' Something about how bluntly that line was delivered really got me
@stupid-genius Жыл бұрын
i am in fact william sherman
@The_whales Жыл бұрын
If you dont get the reference, it was in Sherman’s “March to the sea” during the American civil war where he moved his army throughout Georgia destroying everything anything needed for war which also included scorch earth tactics
@Gogosqwezethegreatest Жыл бұрын
*sad southerner noise*
@derkatwork333 жыл бұрын
Baguette beats main battle tank Main battle tank beats computer Computer beats baguette Rock, paper, scissors in 2021
@drrjack16313 жыл бұрын
Computer needs a buff not gonna lie
@diobrando40633 жыл бұрын
So true
@sangamharsolia50693 жыл бұрын
Mailbox beats them all
@gaurangagrawal57733 жыл бұрын
Use french tanks Peace ✌☮🕊
@goki65483 жыл бұрын
Armed tesco shopping cart wins against all of em
@Ch0ke233 жыл бұрын
"the Geneva convention is merely the geneva suggestion" Politics in a nutshell
@ommsterlitz18053 жыл бұрын
Americans in every wars be like :
@osets21173 жыл бұрын
@@ommsterlitz1805 we don't always use incendiaries, but when we do...
@ommsterlitz18053 жыл бұрын
@@mangonel The US signed all Geneva Convention they just didn't ratified the two Protocols of 1977
@ommsterlitz18053 жыл бұрын
@@mangonel They signed all the other 5 and the 2005 one that included the 1977 one so they are bound to it anyway. People in Genève in 1977 made the treaty only in French and it was basically a response to the horrors the US made in Vietnam to made them illegal in war, that's why the US didn't signed it.
@hasnicktir53103 жыл бұрын
@@ommsterlitz1805 Nah they treat it as a checklist
@tommasomaruffi13063 жыл бұрын
I unfortunately ran in this situation yesterday morning. I barely had the time to wake up and realize what was happening, but as soon as I saw the Leclerc I understood what I had to do: I dashed to my kitchen and, thanks to your greatly helpful advice, I was able to make a completely unsuspicious explosive out of my last baguette; I went outside to face the tank and showed up with the lethal bred, leaving the enemy confused. Then I used the element of surprise to launch the baguette at the roof of the tank before they could shoot me, creating a hole in the weak spot and neutralizing the threat. At the end, I was able to reign victorious and enjoy my day Thank you a lot again for your life-saving advice!🙏
@kevinpeng82953 жыл бұрын
Niece
@kimgkomg3 жыл бұрын
Same
@NERGYStudios3 жыл бұрын
Don't let your guard down, the Leclerc may always seek vengeance
@Fungi-Derm3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, i leaves my home with earth scorching tactic and leave my PC inside it
@PhilJonesIII2 жыл бұрын
Um, about your medication....... :)
@diamonddollar15272 жыл бұрын
The way you delivered “Don’t be foolish. There is no time for cocking about in this situation” had me rolling around
@celeb17233 жыл бұрын
As if I haven't seen enough comprehensive titles in this KZbin channel
@张桓瑜3 жыл бұрын
Anime and light novel writers: write that down!
@OncelerKidsAreCringe3 жыл бұрын
@Statistical fortnite
@AixlaachenPax18013 жыл бұрын
hardened stale baguette is actually stronger than Titanium
@OncelerKidsAreCringe3 жыл бұрын
@@AixlaachenPax1801 in America you break baguette, in France baguette breaks you
@laserbrain77743 жыл бұрын
@@AixlaachenPax1801 Stiffer, not stronger.
@nosrah96603 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking yesterday, “man, Bosnian Ape Society hasn’t uploaded in a while” and here we are.
@Arzou_comf3 жыл бұрын
Think about it more often
@nosrah96603 жыл бұрын
@@Arzou_comf I will try.
@shingyanling18563 жыл бұрын
Sadly, many main battle tanks often find themselves victims to baguettes. As a baguette enjoyer, I hope this video will not cause harm to my baguette's combat effectiveness
@cryokal3 жыл бұрын
Baguette*
@mickware52893 жыл бұрын
*Bougeite
@Centzaurion3 жыл бұрын
I have found a weakness in using a BESH, it cannot go through spaced armour
@lamdog14903 жыл бұрын
Or you could lure the frenchman to comeout of the ta n k from the mere sight of a baguette. Gently place it on tje ground as they will rush to eat. Walk away slowly and pull out your ATGM and dispose of tje crew whilst they are exposed
@cryokal3 жыл бұрын
@@lamdog1490 This won't work we already have some inside the tank
@corne72622 жыл бұрын
HESH: high explosive squashhead BESH: Baguette enabled squashhead
@clarencemutuc4056 Жыл бұрын
reminds me of RussianBadger
@charlesdemers11974 ай бұрын
@@clarencemutuc4056 We’re on that B E S H
@Hehexd293 жыл бұрын
“Or even tandem charge anti tank guided missiles which can penetrate almost 1000mm, almost enough to get something through your thick skull” lmfao
@craigkk44513 жыл бұрын
XD
@Hellsong892 жыл бұрын
Going to use that in the future...
@evryatis92312 жыл бұрын
@@Hellsong89 dont
@Bananappleboy2 жыл бұрын
I literally read this as the TTS narrator said that
@Mr_Roomba_2 жыл бұрын
That is useful
@dm1219843 жыл бұрын
"To it, the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva suggestion" Killed me.
@CatnamedMittens3 жыл бұрын
Oldie but a goldie
@monarchist16333 жыл бұрын
same
@dodomessiah3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, at this point, I just consider it to be a fun to-do list.
@nathanielmaxner88843 жыл бұрын
Me too, I could barely hold it in
@RedFawcett3 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@barleysixseventwo66653 жыл бұрын
See, your mistake was firing a French cuisine from a British cannon. Even when they try, the two nations are fundamentally incompatible.
@ommsterlitz18053 жыл бұрын
1066 made them so compatible that they fight like 2 idiot brothers on who will take which countries in the world for centuries
@pranavghantasala68083 жыл бұрын
The Concorde was half British and half French, do you see any Concordes flying around? Exactly
@mahiru20ten3 жыл бұрын
@@pranavghantasala6808 Well, you saw them during the 1990s...
@ommsterlitz18053 жыл бұрын
@@pranavghantasala6808 Concorde was an economical pit because american made it illegal to fly on their country because they were so angry the French and british were the first on the supersonic airliners and pressured other countries to do the same, american think they forgot what they did to the concorde but they can be assured Europe, and everyone else will ban "Boom" company aircrafts too
@pranavghantasala68083 жыл бұрын
@@ommsterlitz1805 No it's because it was half British and half French and the sheer _wrongness_ of that combination opened a rift in the fabric of reality and vaporised every Concorde from existence. Trust me I got my degree from bootleg Harvard
@shuhratkessikbayev88863 жыл бұрын
I love how we don't just randomly store HESH rounds or uranium armor in the house but we do instead carry random ingredients to MAKE a HESH round and a L30A1 120mm rifled gun in the basement however lmao I fucking love this channel
@InTheShadowsOfMyMind Жыл бұрын
I mostly stock only nuclear tactical weapons on 200Kt range and let them randomly lay around house. Also any idea why I am glowing in dark?
@Cyranek3 жыл бұрын
smh had every component except for the baguette
@serbiamp43 жыл бұрын
Well you gotta use what you have because the Leclerc will shoot you if you attempt to buy the required baguette
@byg2na2493 жыл бұрын
rip
@fishyc43sar3 жыл бұрын
Lol noobs.
@killaj2k2813 жыл бұрын
Damn rip
@josiahkiehl5103 жыл бұрын
I find the Big Hotdog by Gorrilla Tengo Novelty Meats works as a great substitute
@ConnorSmith-lh7uw3 жыл бұрын
"Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around" Not the depleted kind, no
@grantt15893 жыл бұрын
Me with 10 Tsar bombs stored in my basement
@loganvurklemeyer19573 жыл бұрын
@@grantt1589 I just looooove pressing buttons. Why are sirens going?
@maximilianvenherm83203 жыл бұрын
They let Graphite lying around....
@manfredvonrichthofen55013 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ank55o73 жыл бұрын
I just keep a nuclear power plant in my basement
@jordanleighton68933 жыл бұрын
“For legal reasons I have to tell you not to do this” fuckin killed me
@chair._3 жыл бұрын
"But it is up to you to decide whether or not to follow this advice when there is a Lerlerc out your front door."
@MikhaylovComrade Жыл бұрын
Actually, a modern Main Battle Tank is highly vulnerable to attacks with baguettes. As it turns out, French scientists have developed a new type of baguette that can pierce through the armor of even the most advanced tanks. This new weapon is currently being considered by military strategists around the world as a possible replacement for traditional anti-tank weapons. So, if you see someone with a baguette in their hand, it's best to retreat and avoid any confrontation.
@blueboiandstuff1133 жыл бұрын
"This is the descendant of emperor Napoleon himself, and it will launch an offensive campaign against your computer with the speed, efficiency and military prowess that the Blitzkrieg has wet dreams about"
@dr.pop25623 жыл бұрын
that got me
@Legofan26763 жыл бұрын
Honestly i almost wanna imagine this line of dialogue was themed after the fact that oversimplified uploaded a video about the napoleonic wars.
@dragonmax92033 жыл бұрын
Napoleon canonically have intercourse with an artillery cannon
@deadmemes212 жыл бұрын
@@dragonmax9203 r/holup
@yosefvonhansom29212 жыл бұрын
It's even more hilarious when Napoleon got to Berlin faster than the Germans got to Paris
@misterpanzo3 жыл бұрын
"The Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion..." I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
@dotQuadcore3 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: Tank “Leclerc “ has major gearbox issue and is not coming to my house. I miss him :(
@aleisterlavey97163 жыл бұрын
Send some handwritten letters to solve the issue. Maybe you have to install perfumedpaper.exe first.
@realbenmathers70473 жыл бұрын
maybe ask the engineers if the left drive shaft is broken? i dont think its a gearbox issue
@b-chroniumproductions31773 жыл бұрын
Remember, they are the enemy, not your friend.
@aluminiumknight40383 жыл бұрын
You have to effectively pose a threat to France so they will fix their Leclerc and come for you, or probably just bomb you lmao
@tunalad3 жыл бұрын
It's too busy being on pole position
@nuggetchips12672 жыл бұрын
7:56 is a moment of pure terror as the baguette has failed to work.
@alexs67463 жыл бұрын
“The Geneva convention is the Geneva suggestion” Me when playing any game
@deathxunnat46933 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mq57313 жыл бұрын
Me when playing stellaris They are called "Human" rights for a reason *Exterminatus Planet full of Xenos*
@1dontkn0w713 жыл бұрын
"Hello, i would like to negotia-"
@smellslikeanvil92573 жыл бұрын
konpeko
@xxizcrilexlxx15053 жыл бұрын
Geneva suggestions More like the Wait what even the geneva conveniention?
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj11693 жыл бұрын
“People don’t have tank shells just lying around” “Use main battle tank conveniently stored in the basement”
@plzletmebefrank3 жыл бұрын
... it's only the barrel. I mean, com'on, it was my granddad's tank barrel, he wanted a souvenir.
@freddarau3 жыл бұрын
@@plzletmebefrank l/55 rheinmetall 120mm cannon is only 10 years old
@plzletmebefrank3 жыл бұрын
@@freddarau ... Your point?
@freddarau3 жыл бұрын
@@plzletmebefrank it's your tank barrel not your granddad's
@Charlie-js8rj3 жыл бұрын
"Most people don't just keep random tank shells lying around." Well clearly someone hasn't spent much time in rural America.
@tannerskatrud75043 жыл бұрын
Oh I wish lol
@dwayne72013 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in rural America there happens to be a 40 mm bofors anti aircraft gun sitting in my neighbor's yard
@cliche_58603 жыл бұрын
@@dwayne7201 lol same except its mine and its a nuclear silo
@toddclark95203 жыл бұрын
Yes as each house is in America is equipped with the low standard 50 cal high power sniper with cold milled high explosive bullets for those more demanding situations
@ulrickts3 жыл бұрын
ATF meme guy: "I am very interested, keep talking..."
@kamlong73582 жыл бұрын
Your mistake in this execution was that you were facing a French tank, adulterating the Baguette to imitate a HESH round angered it, a potential solution that may work is to use the Baguettes to lure the tank away from your home before fleeing, which, if successful means you create distance and cause it to waste time pursuing the Baguettes
@hedgeearthridge68073 жыл бұрын
I just love the Bosnian Ape Universe. A place where MBTs are sentient, feral, and most of all: malevolent ESPECIALLY toward personal computers
@desireehall19493 жыл бұрын
and mailboxes conspire against us.
@dylancarney57013 жыл бұрын
What do you mean this is all happening in the real world, in fact I had to defend my personal computer just the other day
@ploopy12793 жыл бұрын
A hooligan lobbed a grenade in my trolley just the other day but luckily I had an active trophy system to defend myself from such a thing
@GeorgeTsiros3 жыл бұрын
that would only mean MBTs are wise. Personal computers deserve all the hate.
@subbot92963 жыл бұрын
And hammond uses a fucking toilet
@REEEPROGRAM3 жыл бұрын
"Most people don't just keep random tank shells lying around" Texans: *About that*
@komorevie3 жыл бұрын
for example: The Chieftain who has a gun-launched 152mm MGM-51 Shillelagh ATGM in his home
@siddharthnandi39953 жыл бұрын
Demolition Ranch.
@Makelikepotatoesw3 жыл бұрын
I mean your not wrong..
@secondlayer78983 жыл бұрын
@@komorevie Reminds me of a roleplay where one of characters was an M551 Sheridan which has left a 152mm HEAT shell in the living room, someone left it in an elevator where it was going around all floors until someone turned it into an IED with which it destroyed the Sheridan
@seanjohnisee3 жыл бұрын
My grandpa:
@subbot92963 жыл бұрын
Video idea: How to protect your goldfish from ohio class submarine attacks?
@pfeifferistvan52723 жыл бұрын
Another idea : How to protect your cigarette from greek Spec Ops.
@somedudefromapharmacy3 жыл бұрын
Another another idea: how to protect your alcohol from communists
@olliegoria3 жыл бұрын
@@pfeifferistvan5272 you and the man below you are both promoted
@ColonizedEthan3 жыл бұрын
how to protect your tadpoles from unrestricted submarine warfare
@hunbotrix14263 жыл бұрын
How to protect your fridge from a Single-Seat Twin-Engine Lockheed Martin F-22A Striker Raptor
@TotallyAHuman2 жыл бұрын
1:24 to 2:30 that is actually a pretty intimidating intro for the Leclerc... the French army needs to see this
@PredatorChieftain3 жыл бұрын
“You are not William Sherman, do not attempt scorched earth tactics”
@finlandball19393 жыл бұрын
*W a y D o w n S o u t h I n T h e L a n d O f T r a i t o r s*
@sillylittleowlguy23923 жыл бұрын
@@finlandball1939 RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS!
@jassen19243 жыл бұрын
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 Right away!
@finlandball19393 жыл бұрын
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 *R i g h t A w a y !*
@deusexmachinareznov49753 жыл бұрын
@@finlandball1939 come away
@Brutusoogabooga3 жыл бұрын
I cant get enough useful information, so many tanks destroying everything these days smh.
@somepvpguy693 жыл бұрын
Well baguette is much deadlier smh
@demomanfromteamfortdefense13593 жыл бұрын
@@somepvpguy69 What do you think the French fought with for the whole time?
@somepvpguy693 жыл бұрын
@@demomanfromteamfortdefense1359 the true weopon of choice croissants
@张桓瑜3 жыл бұрын
My computer is finally safe
@bunchanonsense3 жыл бұрын
"We will now put your baguette stash to good use" is a phrase I never thought I would hear.
@neonbunnies95963 жыл бұрын
That sounds kinda ominous without context
@derekhofstetler39983 жыл бұрын
Fool! Phrases don't have verbs!
@bullfrogboss8008 Жыл бұрын
This guy basically invented brand new type of humour
@ningunoningunos30443 жыл бұрын
"HESH shells will succesfully detonate and cause a shockwave of destruction out of the sheer energy of how based it is in not giving a single toss about armor slope." This made my month. This whole video made my month. Thank you Bosnian Ape Society, this made me happy.
@MentalEdge3 жыл бұрын
That one line, floored me. This latest video is the best so far!
@monsters87303 жыл бұрын
there were so many memorable great lines. best video yet
@gluesniffingdude3 жыл бұрын
cringe APFSDS vs based HESH
@gunner38ED3 жыл бұрын
"On the same slope that would cause APFSDS rounds to ricochet or shatter like their fragile ego"
@manofdaboijerry76873 жыл бұрын
@@monsters8730 "almost enough firepower to make it through your thick skull"
@zukodama6663 жыл бұрын
"the Geneva convention is merely the Geneva suggestion" God that so awesome.
@astalidiot85593 жыл бұрын
I laughed pretty hard
@KevinAssalin3 жыл бұрын
US and Russia: 🙄😐🙄😐
@randomperson-sn4rj3 жыл бұрын
It is true
@sikertsok2253 жыл бұрын
Wasn't so awesome for that orphanage...
@notaskaven89233 жыл бұрын
@@sikertsok225 they had it coming
@Duck-kg2rd3 жыл бұрын
As someone who is learning french, this is extremely helpful.
@zzaronn3 жыл бұрын
I guess baguette is such a hard word to learn
@N3wbConscript Жыл бұрын
"For legal reasons, I have to tell you not to do what I just did. But it is up to you to decide whether or not you want to follow that advice when there is a Leclerc waiting at your front door." Best line I've ever heard in my life.
@efethecaptain63 жыл бұрын
World of tanks: everything is randomly generated, even your perfectly aimed shots.
@Syncopia3 жыл бұрын
Retired wot prisoner, err player: can confirm
@SaltyWound3 жыл бұрын
@@Syncopia yes, after 18k battles i approve
@patrickputrus5603 жыл бұрын
I believe they talk about it in the game mechanics videos.
@aguynamedstetchkov46903 жыл бұрын
Praise the RNGesus
@wearefromserbia97143 жыл бұрын
Stopped playing wot half a year ago...best decision of my life
@dekucake3 жыл бұрын
"You don't usually just carry depleted uranium around" "Now then, let's put your massive supply of 200 baguettes to good use!"
@e_s.08483 жыл бұрын
What? Is it not normal to have that many?
@dekucake3 жыл бұрын
@@e_s.0848 Not 200 of them. 150, maybe, but not as much as 200
@e_s.08483 жыл бұрын
@@dekucake 150 is a weakness. 200 is a strength
@ptn-54pattontank893 жыл бұрын
I'm totally not a tank, but nothing will work against them. Give up and hand over your computer, immediately! We demand it.
@mincat14123 жыл бұрын
@@ptn-54pattontank89 we know you work with the mailbox and we know your weaknesses now. Soon we will develop MBT detecting goggles to find you if you are hiding anywhere, and use the baguette to destroy you.
@notoriousgoblin833 жыл бұрын
"Hesh shells will successfully detonate and cause a shockwave of destruction out of the sheer energy of how based it is" is a phrase I want to use in a military engineering presentation
@Syncopia3 жыл бұрын
You'd get all the contracts
@howardbaxter25143 жыл бұрын
When interviewing for Armor, you have to use this phrase. It will show your expertise in tank destruction.
@Erinya558Ай бұрын
“… and can penetrate 1000, almost enough to get something through your thick skull” ngl the French AI voice reading ‘Leclerc’ as Laclerk cracked me up but that line right brought me right back to my mamie XD truly authentic frenchness right here, Vive la République!
@daygus11153 жыл бұрын
"How do you defeat a Leclerc?" *Some snail* : Nerf it and increase the repair costs!
@truedarklander3 жыл бұрын
How to defeat a Leclerc: s🅱️inalla
@doabarrellroll693 жыл бұрын
@@truedarklander I thought that only worked on Vettel ?
@truedarklander3 жыл бұрын
@@doabarrellroll69 you can s🅱️inare any driver with the power of the Ferrari master 🅱️lan
@shawnramito48633 жыл бұрын
@@truedarklander how to defeat a Leclerc.... Swimming pool chicane
@ningunoningunos30443 жыл бұрын
Damn it Snail, how does increasing the repair costs fix anything?!
@sofameledak53533 жыл бұрын
Next title should be: " Can an aircraft carrier protect you from getting beaten by a school of yellow fin Tuna?"
@dodomessiah3 жыл бұрын
How to protect your toaster from an Infantry Fighting Vehicle?
@billytanadi83033 жыл бұрын
How to stop high school bullying using nuclear submarine
@lazerpie1013 жыл бұрын
Can an egg salad sandwich beat an aircraft carrier?
@Tutisclutis3 жыл бұрын
I think there's no way, as the yellow fin tuna would easily infiltrate the carrier through the ballast ducts, blast the tanks out and kill everybody in the ship with their terrible poisoning rotten fish smell.
@dodomessiah3 жыл бұрын
Can Attack Helicopters defeat a flock of geese?
@AnjaliyaIronwolf3 жыл бұрын
"almost enough to get something through your thick skull" you didn't have to murder me that hard. The tank was gonna get me anyway.
@Bored_Kaga3 жыл бұрын
6:09 is a genuinely good explanation of how HESH works though
@muhammadavatarmarvellian763 жыл бұрын
Imagine a poor French guy casually eating a baguette and said : "Bro, ce comestible n'est pas de la merd-"
@simsportif3 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, épicée cette baguette.. nouvelle recette?
@blakelowrey96203 жыл бұрын
Stop that surrender jargon immediately!
@andresvalverde51823 жыл бұрын
The Germans haven't even fired a single round yet!
@k_pler3 жыл бұрын
N’est pa baguette 🥴
@flying_Night_slasher3 жыл бұрын
Man, I wish I knew other language's
@lepastresgentil94673 жыл бұрын
As a frenchman i can tell you that one of the deadliest weapons here are frozen baguettes ,
@shresthsonkar92073 жыл бұрын
But is the Leclerc immune to baguettes? What kind of countermeasure do you use?
@grabacrisntbadok87103 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine it would
@lairdcummings90923 жыл бұрын
@@shresthsonkar9207 ovens. A hot enough oven will render the baguette brittle and weak. The trick, however, is to manage to get the oven between the MBT and the baguette. Good luck!
@manooxi3273 жыл бұрын
@@lairdcummings9092 careful tho heating the baguette beyond the sweet spot, will make it even harder than a frozen one, truly a devastating weapon one that might possibly make the Leclerc not so immune
@britishneko39063 жыл бұрын
well here in Britain it's Tea and Crumpets or HESH tea *or even colonization*
@Nekyomi3 жыл бұрын
"These quotes are getting out of hand." - Sun Tzu
@bossplayerunit45633 жыл бұрын
"I never said all that shit" -Confucius
@garlicbreadstick4043 жыл бұрын
"I love irony" -Sun Tzu, probably.
@mistereggway91413 жыл бұрын
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are *insert amount of comments here* of them!" -Diogenes
@jawed41063 жыл бұрын
"Lol Russian bias pls nerf gaijin" -von Paulus after lose Stalingrad
@oncelewdtwicehigh4383 жыл бұрын
My child it's 3am and your laughing too loud... - our moms
@groggywater20062 жыл бұрын
1:10 me deciding what to do when my parents come into my room and ask to use my PC
@warrcoww67173 жыл бұрын
“Your computer has no armament of any kind” That is where you are mistaken my friend *tapes switch blade to computer*
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing3 жыл бұрын
If you eject an AOL free trial disc from your optical drive hard enough, it becomes a Shuriken worthy of the ancient circus ninjas of Guatamala
@sineupp3 жыл бұрын
torrent the matrix trilogy. computer: I know Kung Fu!
@akhaaneb97103 жыл бұрын
Do small modifications to your DVD writer (If you have one). With the right modifications, a DVD writer can penetrate 70mm of thick Depleted Uranium Armor.
@enzochoi9233 жыл бұрын
* connects USB knife wielding tentacle to PC *
@jesseclark63573 жыл бұрын
Nah, just strap it to the cannon you happen to have. Now it is a tank.
@ivanvladimir04353 жыл бұрын
"Tank beats ghost" "Tank beats hunters" "Tank beats bag- wait nevermind we are goners" - Halo 3 marine
@awesomeonejess3 жыл бұрын
quality reference
@catzillafirefox3 жыл бұрын
"They got to Baguettes. I repeat, two Baguettes!"
@Alex_Sp_3 жыл бұрын
oh my god what an elite reference
@NotKameron3 жыл бұрын
@@catzillafirefox I can here the music
@4mbu23 жыл бұрын
does anyone have a link to the reference?
@Dragon.77222 жыл бұрын
That greek kiosk owner you hired for the voice acting did a superb job.
@dapperkidnapper4 ай бұрын
real
@kutkuknight3 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking brilliant, the choice of words to describe how intimidating the tank is is akin to the culinary delight of a 5 star meal for the soul.
@goudronviande243 жыл бұрын
This comment is as powerful as the Leclerc
@mrraimundo1303 жыл бұрын
"the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion" Dude, I haven't laughed this hard in months 🤣 Brilliant work!
@minmean30163 жыл бұрын
that’s a long running joke if u play Arma
@dusanbrankov55333 жыл бұрын
Same! 😂
@Srae173 жыл бұрын
At least it was used at the right time.
@CatnamedMittens3 жыл бұрын
That is a long running joke
@mrraimundo1303 жыл бұрын
@@minmean3016 well I never played it so it hit fresh
@knicechawt3 жыл бұрын
the introduction of the Leclerc was unironically amazing, honestly more menacing than actual villains in movies
@F4c2a2 жыл бұрын
I mean, considering modern movies, (sOmeHow PaLPaTiNe ReTuRNeD) that's a pretty low bar.
@stormlordeternal7663 Жыл бұрын
It has the same energy when in Modern Warfare, Shepard was giving the profile on Markov
@Epsilon-18 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I fear the thing more than Kang in the Quantumania movie.
@GooberMcGee Жыл бұрын
0:57 the shatter gets me everytime
@gattie12ben3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine what the conversation was with the voice actor "I want you to read a script about a tank attacking a computer "
@aleisterlavey97163 жыл бұрын
"Ok... so the computer hacks the Tank and..." " no, no, no..." " how then?" " Baguette! "
@Watchmanskey3 жыл бұрын
I think it's a tts
@smoglin23693 жыл бұрын
It's text to speech
@bryztoe87543 жыл бұрын
@@Watchmanskey I'm pretty sure even the TTS bot was confused
@sergeantheavyass34713 жыл бұрын
You sure this isnt just the guy that made the vid?
@creebotthegreat41593 жыл бұрын
"it can hear your anxiety" If it had ears they'd be bleeding
@shoelicker3 жыл бұрын
Same
@KingTheShepherd3 жыл бұрын
Bro u good?
@choobs85113 жыл бұрын
@@KingTheShepherd Only a mild panic. No cause for alarm, the Leclerc is still in its Depot.
@MrBlackHawk8883 жыл бұрын
05:28 - _Can you identify the weakness?_ Yes, I can. You said about it on 03:56. As any other internal combustion engine, this one on Leclerc also uses oxygen for its operation. So basically you just have to somehow deprive air access to Leclerc's engine inlets. My suggestion - by keeping 2000m (Leclerc effective firing range) zone 360° around your house with air sucked all out. That's it. No need even in having any armament to lie around your house. Hence, pretty legal. UPD: Wow, thx for likes. I guess, it's my most popular comment so far
@fatitankeris63272 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty good solution. You're hired.
@TextualDeviant2 жыл бұрын
Just don't forget to find some means of obtaining your own oxygen
@WomanSlayer694202 жыл бұрын
Now observe as the vacuum around your house keeps the Leclerc at bay. (Steve suffocated -in a wall- )
@GravelPunch812 жыл бұрын
Am I gonna be the one to make a jojoke in these replies? Yes
@ВикторФирсов-е9ф2 жыл бұрын
I would also recommend (only in case of emergency) climbing onto the tank and inhaling vigorously. Lack of oxygen, and added carbon dioxide will stall the tanks engine, thus giving you a tactical advantage in mobility.
@Plumjet09 Жыл бұрын
I was just throwing the baguette’s so hard that the people operating the tank got a concussion. This definitely saves a lot of bread.
@ohnomyhandleistaken3 жыл бұрын
Interesting and informative. Definitely a thumbs-up. When I was stationed in Finland, people used Nokias to defend against such attacks, either by creating Nokia-armor for their computer, or by lobbing the Nokia with a Carl Gustaf at the tank.
@sneed26003 жыл бұрын
I was in Finland too for a while, can confirm
@Srae172 жыл бұрын
I am a Finnish time traveller, and I am from the Winter War. We were using tractors as a counter against Soviet tanks, but we were getting smashed. Give us a sample of these Nokia armor for the war effort.
@chengyunma44972 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't all Nokias be destroyed due to nuclear disarmament after the Cold War before Nokias are obviously more powerful than thermonuclear bombs?
@archtitans542 жыл бұрын
There’s Nokiarmour now?!
@georgeoldsterd89942 жыл бұрын
G'day, mate! Here in Australia we use boomerangs and kangaroos with explosive vests. Best kind o' weapon, if i may say so m'self.
@Xavi_FD3S3 жыл бұрын
Leclerc tank: *misses shot* Also Leclerc tank: I am stupid, I am stupid.
@RealPerson64393 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RealPerson64393 жыл бұрын
I love this, also I know it's from F1
@roshi21413 жыл бұрын
I don't think many people got it.
@robertd6863 жыл бұрын
It didn't miss, it just focused on it's target. The Computer.
@memesick4ever3 жыл бұрын
*Azerbaijanian Wall want's to know your location*
@mszilberman3 жыл бұрын
The moment BAS is done with tanks, I'm counting on a heavily armed riding mower or a cow with gattling guns or some equivalent of a tank
@natehouston43883 жыл бұрын
Count on the Get-off-my-lawn3000
@kingofthepod51693 жыл бұрын
You mean a lada
@Pyxis103 жыл бұрын
What will you do when Barbarians riding specailized chariots show up, carrying a 245 mm brass cannon capable of launching an iron ball at several hundered m/s at your stash of illegal videotapes?
@aidanharley2433 жыл бұрын
@@Pyxis10 Probably cry
@chakinsmooves26512 жыл бұрын
I love how all of this is absolutely ridiculous yet actually informative
@karath513 жыл бұрын
BAS: "The Leclerc don't know fear, it can only see fear" Me: "Are you talking about the colonel or the tank ?" BAS: "Yes"
@imigsledesma3 жыл бұрын
Probably the F1 driver
@blueAwoo3 жыл бұрын
This is the weird timeline
@LunarStateGovernment3 жыл бұрын
a
@begobogo25833 жыл бұрын
@@LunarStateGovernment a
@commissarliruvondegurechaf55923 жыл бұрын
The best timeline
@frozenmagicaster27243 жыл бұрын
a
@chrisbull10363 жыл бұрын
a
@remukanava32903 жыл бұрын
This was actually used by the French army during the Invasion Of France as anti-tank shells.
@cate01a3 жыл бұрын
Of course it was, you idiot! The baguatte is the most sofisticated and capable offensive weaponry available to any of the frenchies!
@AnIrishLad20132 ай бұрын
"Sorry guys I'm back" "What happen?" " *A main battle tank entered my property so I defeated it with a baguette* "
@ghostpants40813 жыл бұрын
As a french I can assure you that the description of the Leclerc is on point and the how to turn your baguette into a HESH round is a good tip for our next revolution, thanks
@coliimusic3 жыл бұрын
"A french Charles Leclerc tank" *WHEEZE*
@ipayman52173 жыл бұрын
Hahaha i fuckin died too
@goobernator50k213 жыл бұрын
The thing i laughed the most at is the blitzkrieg a wet dream part lol
@CFox_3 жыл бұрын
*tank crashes* tank driver: "i am stupid......... i am stupid"
@Hans59583 жыл бұрын
It's char Leclerc, check your facts and it's subtitles
@CFox_3 жыл бұрын
@@Hans5958 how about no ? do i really have to r/woooosh you ?
@tuanminhnguyen65463 жыл бұрын
Ah, I remember when I was a receuit in the French Army, first thing we were taught was how to handle a baguette
@tkeleth29313 жыл бұрын
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@aighti2 жыл бұрын
I think speed is the key. A baguette impacting your tank with mach 50 will completely obliviate your tank
@StephenDelRosario777 Жыл бұрын
A baguette going at .99 C will obliterate any tank from the front, and whatever continent that tank is standing on.
@BucketandOnly3 жыл бұрын
In War Thunder : The chance, that a HESH shell will bounce on angled armor is low *BUT NEVER ZERO*
@easyeight89833 жыл бұрын
When the FV4005 183mm 🅱️esh ricochets of the front plate of an AUBL/74
@jakeb67033 жыл бұрын
It hurts so bad
@apex_blue3 жыл бұрын
War thunder in a nutshell
@IndraKurniawan-vk2qb3 жыл бұрын
@@easyeight8983 I've seen that today lmao
@absolutezero12473 жыл бұрын
No armour best armour
@Monsterman13153 жыл бұрын
I remember when the Japanese utilized this strategy to attack Pearl Harbor. I should know, I was there.
@张桓瑜3 жыл бұрын
Without Pearl Harbor we wouldn't have hentai. Thank God for Pearl Harbor.
@galliman1233 жыл бұрын
Ah yes even deadlier the *underwater baguette*
@cliche_58603 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@buzzx213 жыл бұрын
@@张桓瑜 pearl harbor should have never happened in this case
@simonwyzik86613 жыл бұрын
I can vouch for him, I was his plane
@sauceyeti43813 жыл бұрын
"It's 3:00 AM, I should sleep" "Can Modern Main Battle Tanks Defend Against Baguette?" *"Well well well, let's find out."*
@Xenomorthian3 жыл бұрын
Its literally 1 am for me
@ctb33353 жыл бұрын
*sees BAS has sold out* "Never wanted to know anyway..."
@OR563 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, most people don’t have tank shells lying around. Later: retrieve the Anti Tank gun you have in the basement. Why…
@sovietunion1423 жыл бұрын
"The Leclerc knows no fear" Baguette: It does now
@wingedhussarpolandball82913 жыл бұрын
*Monaco and Baku joined the group*
@leepicgamer22843 жыл бұрын
i feel that this channel is made in an alternative universe were things such as this are commonplace genuine threats
@peterni22343 жыл бұрын
That’s some Rick & Morty alternate universe stuff right there, the ordinary citizen has the right to possess heavy ordinance and weaponry.
@Phantom-cs8fs3 жыл бұрын
"The Geneva convention is the Geneva suggestion"
@dankengine53043 жыл бұрын
Its a suggestion if you’re gonna win
@cameronwintrell42333 жыл бұрын
Cyanide be like
@internet_introvert3 жыл бұрын
General life advice
@flynnd61663 жыл бұрын
America in the Vietnam war be like:
@tartipouss3 жыл бұрын
tbh, this statement is very true in real life
@vivekkaushik95082 жыл бұрын
I love the script. Every single line sends chills down my spine. Its terrifying and exciting and quite hilarious.
@attilavarga353 жыл бұрын
"If you're under attack, just burn your house down." -Sun Zoo