Times Signs Were So Funny

[@RavenFilms]

11:32 “I love how they put parents is in parentheses” Those are quotations marks. ( )

[@TheInkPitOx]

New York actually renamed one of its streets to Sesame Street

[@lynnegackstetter2779]

Loved the one about not petting the fart squirrel's 😂😂😂

[@andressigalat602]

2:30 You have been warned! Put shoes on your pet if he's a smoker! 7:53 Look at the shape of those "Ks". They knew what they were doing with that name.

[@mopar4656]

2:21 INHALE EXHALE jumps out at me!

[@viking22]

I like the fartkontrol sign. For english speakers it's amusing but I have family in Norway and in norwegian it means speed control.

[@untermench3502]

My brother had a meat business and was looking for a new slogan to put on the side of his delivery van. I suggested 'you can't beat our meat.'

[@sandracrosbie8468]

Is there such a thing as dying because of laughing ?. These are killing me. My head feels like it will burst. My husband is trying to watch a F1 program, I keep interrupting him to show him some of the signs. This is the best and funniest channel I have come across. The humour is brilliant.

[@mamacindyrogofsky495]

Is hubby looking for divorce lawyers? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sandracrosbie8468]

@@mamacindyrogofsky495 Thankfully no. He is used to me interrupting with stuff I see. But he also thought that I signs were very funny. I will admit that I didn't get to the end of the video. I genuinely had a headache from laughing. I think that we all need a dose of laughter now and again.

[@SandraCat22]

Never interrupt someone when they’re watching Formula 1.

[@chrismayer3919]

Yes, as a matter of fact, you CAN die laughing! There have been cases ranging from suffocation to spontaneous heart failure due to excessive laughter… mind yourself! 🤣💀

[@PaulSiebert-dx6cx]

03:42 😂 Wouldn't work down here. Our switches flick opposite way.

[@gonelooney5698]

loved the neon "Men to the left..." bathroom sign set : )))

[@grantgarrod2232]

8:02 cracked me up, I used to live in Sioux City, IA, & knew lots of people in the bar/restaurant business. One was a chef who had studied under Emeril, & he was truly awesome. BTW, are we sure they didn't mean "Sioux CHIEF wanted"?:)

[@krejados1]

They probably meant sous-chef.

[@grantgarrod2232]

@@krejados1, I'm sure they did, I just couldn't help giggle at the similarity between "chef" & "chief".😁

[@harveyalan788]

NO! Really??!

[@migueldospachangas7716]

@@harveyalan788 The deductive mind is brilliant to behold. Closer examination reveals the chef to be none other than Steven Hawking, Professor Emiritus at M.I.T. Due to his state of health, he is left to take the 'krejados 1' handle & chime in with his razor sharp intuition. One can only imagine ( with L.S.D., of course ) what 'krejados 2' might lay out, so we can play it out. It's a good thing he wrote it slow, cuz I read slow. It might part my hair differently. Jethro Bodine would concur, of that I'm sure. Double Naut spies are chock full in the 'ol coconut. I have to run, meeting with Commisioner Gorden & that blockhead Mayor again. ( A nickel seems reasonable, but I refuse to kick the football ever again. Seems like bad advice. The Doc is a conniving sort, I swear she laughs when I miss the ball. )

[@georgetrapp6666]

@@migueldospachangas7716 ai?

[@Gregknows-uj8gg]

I worked at a State park. We regularly find poop on the seat and floor. Apparently some people are so scared of germs they will not sit down on public toilet to do the duty.

[@joemuncie9187]

There is a very funny story about the sign @ 1:18. Some of the Arab men in my office were from rural places. They were used to digging a hole and pooping. They could not get used to sitting on a toilet.. Before I knew this I would wonder how someone could miss with a #2!!! Some of the Afgan refugees in my mother's apt building had never seen a toilet before and didn't know what it was for.

[@jameshepburn4631]

Yet more reason to stop immigration from third world $h1±h0£€$.

[@dmillhoff]

I've heard of Russian generals and diplomats breaking toilets trying to squat on the rim.

[@stevenswapp4768]

THE 2 BEST signs ive seen in person: 1. A construction sign in Detroit "please do not harm or kill any of our construction workers" 2. (Sonic sign rearranged): "Come try our bomb shit weed"

[@MaryGatdula]

The lost unicorn post is hilarious!

[@Patrick_Schaefer]

8:43 the device on the left side looks like a welding electrode. So I would assume the blurred „cloud“ and human outline should warn against harmful gas / sputter inhalation.

[@Fumozart]

30:59 translation is "Eating on carpet is prohibited."

[@georgetrapp6666]

Or "munching on carpet".

[@stuartmacdonald9289]

The seagulls don't work for us. Interestingly, the restaurant is called the seagull.

[@dmillhoff]

Truth in advertising.

[@krejados1]

@7:50 - not just their name but the fact that each K appears to have a noose hanging from it.

[@gardnerhill9073]

That was very likely 100% deliberate when that folksy li'l Maw and Paw diner was opened in the 1930s - 1950s. The KKK did in fact sponsor a lot of eating places like this, or KKK members owned them. Just a little dogwhistle to let black travellers know they'd better not even think about stopping in this town even to use the bathroom. There's a reason the Green Book was published (and it WASN"T to give a white guy an Oscar, Academy).

[@georgetrapp6666]

Yeef! I didn't spot that.

[@chrismayer3919]

I saw the no Centaurs sign and I’m offended; what have you got against us Centaurs? 😤

[@ZephyrKit]

Ginny Di... kidding lol I love her (sorry Ginny ㅠㅠ)

[@SandraCat22]

They’re fake

[@ElayneBrant-d6y]

Yeah I'm a horses ass and proud of it Bro. Love Centaurs. They are so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

[@ElayneBrant-d6y]

People say that Unicorns are fake but why are they in the Bible? Just sayin.

[@chrismayer3919]

@@SandraCat22 how do you know if we’re fake or not? Just because you haven’t seen one of us, doesn’t mean we’re not there!

[@aimelorvi8873]

In my language "kaka" means "poop". About that restaurant in California.

[@andressigalat602]

Yeah, we write it "caca" with "c", but it means the same in Spanish.

[@charlesguay639]

To MANY REPEATS

[@kathyf5549]

TOO many repeats.

[@rxc3665]

I think the one at 22:39 is supposed to read: This is a drug free workplace, not This is a work free drug place.

[@Quenstar]

At a convenience store: WE NOW HAVE DEISEL GRANDMA'S FRESH DOUGHNUTS

[@michaelmappin4425]

Oh my, I cried when I saw John Mellencamp. 😂😂

[@corporalturner]

7:25 - Italian pizzeria that's Italian AF. With a tree next to it give it the hand gesture 'Capiche' lol

[@laurakibben4147]

@15:07. An Oklahoma town used to have a different version that read GO TO HE** in huge letters and then much smaller corner print "or heaven, your choice"😂

[@EchoTheMusicFreak]

7:50 country, corner and Cafe all start with C 💀

[@dr.charlesa.wootten3402]

Sous chef is what the poster should read.

[@vickybryan25]

Saw those evacuation signs in Hawaii. There is a warning system for volcano eruptions you hear one long horn then 5 short horns.

[@georgetrapp6666]

The sign needs to say 'horn' blasts, it just says 'blasts'.

[@grantgarrod2232]

I assumed it was for typhoon or tsunami warnings, but volcanic eruption qualifies as well. In Australia, they have alarms at the beaches to warn swimmers & surfers when sharks are spotted, Tigers & Great Whites abound there. Life in the Pacific isn't all warm breezes, Mai Tai's, & beautiful beach bods, there's plenty of dangerous to go around.

[@pickleballer1729]

9:15 the expression on the guy's face is priceless. 11:24 I love how you think quotes are parentheses.

[@wheelywheelygood]

With the alligator sign people molest them to get alligator shoes but unfortunately alligators don't wear them

[@animalsrcool5489]

I’ve dived to that sign the cave is like a maze and many don’t make it back

[@harveyalan788]

" Many"?

[@Patrick_Schaefer]

11:03 The sign is dead serious. Its quite odd anyone would consider it funny.

[@geraldfrost4710]

The entrance gallery to an underwater cave has light coming down and water coming up (toward the river). It's not a problem. Pass that point, and there are eddy currents faster than you can swim. Not just "divers have died," but "professional divers who knew what they were doing and were well equipped have died." The sign is to limit the number of Darwin Award candidates.

[@harveyalan788]

24:50 "Does it make a difference which road I take to Carnesville?" "Not to me it don't."

[@TheAdwatson]

I remember a similar sign from the 1960s indicating two different roads to Perranporth, in Cornwall, UK.

[@CatLady2024-u9e]

I love how the caption called quotations marks "parentheses", and mispelled "parentheses".

[@RonnSeely]

Umm.... misspelled

[@CatLady2024-u9e]

@@RonnSeely Your right! Thanks for catching it. I have to make sure to proofread before I hit "enter". :)

[@renakunisaki]

Muphry's Law strikes again!

[@carolandress5308]

Inhale exhale took me ages to work out! Doh!

[@grantgarrod2232]

Because you were taught to read from left to right, as English is properly written. Design is possibly from a Chinese designer, as that language is read from top to bottom.🧐

[@mikefelty2625]

I work at a sign company, and a co-worker made a similar restroom sign. The pictogram was half the men symbol and half women symbol and said "whatever" as well.

[@williampeluso4333]

The sign @4:44 is in Peking China, it means no peeking round the corner!!!

[@georgetrapp6666]

Sounds like a bad pun or dad joke.

[@WaterfaerysDomain]

Wow, I guessed right! Lol!

[@TheInkPitOx]

I agree on the rap being scissors one

[@missharry5727]

For non-Brits: NUT = National Union of Teachers. British trade union.

[@Punki80]

9:02 It was not necessary, it´s just supposed to be a humourus reminder you should use it afterwards in case the toilet needs cleaning so that you don´t leave a mess behind for the next person. It actually means you should clean the damn loo because people apparently don´t know what to do with the brush, going by the state this toilet seems to be in most of the time.

[@RedDadRedemption]

No Tresspassing! I'm on a diet 🍽🍽🍽🍽🍴

[@Catmom-m2m]

9:02 was too funny

[@gwenx4400]

There were some nice signs, but 4 doubles and the “no trespassing” coming multiple times is a pity, could have paid a little bit more attention to that

[@dmillhoff]

A few photoshop jobs, too.

[@jstrahan2]

9:01 Translation: Toilet brush usage instructions. 1. completely wrong 2. incorrect 3. almost right 4. correct

[@laurakibben4147]

@13:55 just. Wow.

[@MrJacobThrall]

Trump means fart in the UK. Honestly, it's funnier if you don't cover the T. And yeah...consider what it sounded like when he was married to "Ivana Trump".

[@nickviner1225]

The last sign is the best.

[@kristinawessely3888]

The german one saying ,,Toilettenbürstenbenutzungsanweisung" is a common joke in Germany. It was not meant to be a serious instruction.

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

Might want to up your editing skills…repeats diminish the project quality. Otherwise, hilarious collection of signs! Wish I took a phot of a hotel sign that had something about they had new beds so you can sleep better now. It was near or in Ottumwa Iowa July 2016.

[@rossramsdell7584]

glad to see the real veteran made it through all of the previous plagues and such... many did not

[@davidhandyman7571]

That sign @ 8:39 has to do with arc welding. Warning of dangerous fumes produced by welding.

[@old_guard2431]

The seagull sign @ 18:11 is a fairly skillful (but obvious) Photoshop job. I liked it anyway. (Note to contributor: use another seagull shot with a slightly different pose for the gull outline on the sign. Otherwise, keep it up. You got the skills. It is the age of “virtual”. Photoshop fake is the new reality.)

[@old_guard2431]

Actually, don’t take another gull shot. Too much work. Just rotate it a bit and change the feather outlines at the tail. That will work just fine. My only complaint is that now I will be trying to figure out the fakes in these videos rather than just enjoying the content.

[@kkfoto]

Lots of the signs in the video are Photoshop jobs

[@dmillhoff]

@@old_guard2431 Change it VERY slightly, but in a conspicuous manner, so it looks like the gull just happened to adopt the same pose from the same angle. Maybe adjust a feather, make the leg less knobby, the stuff you look for to spot the duplicate. The exact same pose is what makes it immediately-funny.

[@dmillhoff]

Use SAME seagull and same size - that's part of what makes it LOL instead of just amusing. Change original gull VERY slightly - but in a conspicuous manner - so it looks like the gull just happened to adopt the same pose from the same angle. Maybe adjust a feather, make the leg less knobby, the stuff you look for to spot the duplicate. The other giveaway is a hint of blackish 'halo' where whatever was previously there has been photoshopped-out. That could have been done better with more time and effort, had that been the goal.

[@interestedbystander196]

For the leopards one (09:20), it's a little misleading. There are no deer where leopards live. The sign should say "... falling antelope...". You'd think leopard behaviour experts would have known that.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

5:42 - And then I drop it - I'm such a butterfingers! Then, I get mad and throw it so hard it leaves Earth's orbit and ends up in the milky way.... yeah, trying too hard. 8:54 - *HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!*

[@georgetrapp6666]

Or all the way to Mars.

[@chrissiebawn9357]

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤🤣🤣

[@maggiegarber246]

In response to the white circle with a figure peeking out may mean blind corner, I think.

[@vicwallace7648]

Red circle white background international sign for "Do Not Enter"

[@philipgibson7175]

I liked the music along with the signs.

[@myrah9854]

I couldn’t read the print on half of these, it’s too small.

[@annikazhao]

28:40 Not only Obama...Other country's leaders are also there

[@brianj.841]

23:15 "Do not flush:.... watermelons, 🤣😄😋

[@gedstrom]

1:17 - Makes complete sense if you understand that Asian toilets are VERY different from Western toilets! Perhaps they have a lot of Asian visitors at their place.

[@c_b5060]

2:22 Inhale, Exhale

[@aceichner]

10:13 Help wanted sign is just too rich. "...supportive work environment", "...great salary" (at $13/hr?!?), and best of all "...(up to) 0.50 per year guaranteed!" Guaranteed, up to?!? So you know it wont be more, but... And finally "...gift card raffles". What does that even mean? It kind of sounds like they have set up their own little lottery. Every body buys in, they take the loot, buy some Walmart gift cards and then see who the 'winner' is. So like every month one employee can pay rent and eat three meals a day (well as long as they're single and living in a shoebox). Oh boy, sign me up. Man I wish they had not redacted the website, this sounds like a dream job now that those stupid lazy workers are out of the picture.

[@alanupton7806]

14:01 in, We have Sesame street and Oscar street in Albany Creek Australia.

[@alvexok5523]

3:19 - I don't see what's wrong with that one, unless it's that Hamburgers is written on there instead of the usual official style sign postings.

[@dsoucy11]

Why are some of the signs cut off at the bottom?

[@pokcmxwqjdcfissis]

6:15 That's it, video over! We have a new champion 🏆 And NO you can't just use a sharpie. F#CKIN SLAYER 🤘

[@albertbrammer9263]

"Janice, have you seen the cat?" " No. Ask Fiona. " "Fiona, have you seen the cat," said Dan, catching his daughter with a vibrator. "Hell Dad, can't you read."

[@davewright8206]

3:07 fun if your in the place you wanna be in .... 😉

[@torunit4620]

2:21 vertical INHALE EXHALE

[@laurakibben4147]

@27:05. Seriously?! They can't figure out student crossing? Watermelon crawl, lol.

[@karlvonhohenzollern5418]

can you understant .... simple .. police looking from there .... eheheheh

[@robadams5799]

I just had to click on this when I saw the "Rump" truck. 1:10 - I live about 20 minutes from Cumming, Georgia. Did anyone ever find Sean the ant? 5:09 - Evidently there's been too much oral sex on the bus lately. 8:22 - All you can eat Kaka. Shouldn't someone at the permit office have given them a clue? 9:55 - Is this sign from a men''s room in San Francisco? 11:28 - Those aren't (parentheses), they're "quotation marks." Not so snarky now, are you? 16:47 - "If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast and easy." 19:20 - Don't. Just don't. 27:00 - That "Student Xing" sign is clearly warning driver to watch out for students who are too drunk to walk. It's pretty obvious, isn't it?

[@PaulSiebert-dx6cx]

04:53 Nine thousand million people are making your carbon dioxide. Good trade.

[@peteoutwest6839]

5:18 simple, went to a Fred Meyer once for a leak and some idiot had left a huge #2 in the urinal. Come to think, the tiles looked kinda similar....

[@judithannem1340]

watched the whole thing much to my chagrin. too many doubles, too many so blurred you can't read the wording, too many have been posted online too often, too many are more ironic than funny, too many that are just lame. there were only seven that i will share with my friends. surely better editing would have made a better post.

[@laurakibben4147]

I wish someone could remove EVERYTHING on KZbin and restart or leave only one version of any said video 😆😆 always been my pet peeve.

[@louisepeterson6626]

Judithannem1340, thank you. You just saved me a half hour.

[@richardcochrane1966]

5:33 is warning of speed traps ahead - Fart is "speed" in Danish, I believe....

[@mikkelbreiler8916]

4:55 what if you do not like the other three ?

[@MrBlindbird]

18:10 the seagull is not braking any law,the sign clearly states no BLACK seagulls...uh ow...here come the "that's racist" claims...

[@robertbuckelew7845]

The milk may congeal and stay in the water trap and clog the sink.

[@bluewinterwolf]

1:19 Gopnik crisis.

[@zeriousvolt1245]

Too many repeats. Check your videos before posting.

[@mikkelbreiler8916]

2:15 they are closed because they do not have electricity.

[@boblordylordyhowie]

I get the restaurant name, we have one here called Kisas, I know what it is supposed to say but all I see is Kis As

[@mikkelbreiler8916]

2:31 two commas.

[@macailynphares9922]

4:27 It will be more funny if Sonic the hedgehog is on the sign

[@guypehaim1080]

At time stamp 8:37, the warning is to not breathe in the smoke from welding.

[@jamesnorth8478]

Can’t read half the “signs” hard to know if they are funny……obviously

[@Keinapappa]

2:24 International Atomic Energy Agency big dutch guy is funny.

[@laurakibben4147]

The 1/4 billboard was great! Thought we'd get to have less billboards when one can run multiple messages but no, they just blind tf outta me mostly 😡

[@Rynigin]

I don't get the New Jersey ID Sign.-----I see it. The Red bar reads "Auto Drivers License". But if you look over to the right you'll see the words "Class D" BOAT.

[@gardnerhill9073]

10:16 Wow, pissy anti-Biden manager, 50 whole cents a YEAR? I can't imagine why you're having trouble keeping employees.

[@georgetrapp6666]

Right? Like the supply chain breakdown was an embargo of some kind.

[@meems-ke1eb]

Notice the fine print. Starting pay is actually $13/hr.

[@laurakibben4147]

See the blue two figures bent over with one standing behind a lot. Never a comment in reference to it. 🤔

[@kimba381]

NOTE: parentheses () inverted commas ""

[@barbarajoyce6424]

iaea nlxl hehe or if you read down the lines, inhale/exhale

[@atvalleau]

Hilarious! Thanks for the giggles!

[@johntomlinson-j6x]

I'm a Canuck, but if I were Amurican I would definitely vote Rump 🤠

[@jmfs3497]

If yer Amurican U have to vote for Rump, because that's what the TV told you to do.

[@nopopkrap4]

at 3:02 , "a three some !

[@johnsimon2988]

laea nlxl hehe -> Inhale Exhale