Idiots Across the Globe! Funniest Fails on Earth

[@gozzwizz]

I'm impressed at the apparent running speed of the guy chasing the camel.

[@msoulforged]

Yeah, right? If you can run like that, why bother with a camel?

[@TransaurusWrecks]

Yeah and to top it off, our boy was running barefoot

[@geoculus5606]

He probably didn't catch him. Camels can maintain 25 mph for a long time.

[@TQTidiotsatwork]

His pet is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, so no wonder he was running so fast. 😅

[@MrDuffy81]

I hitchhike like that once and I got picked up in about 30 seconds

[@couch2558]

The one with the giraffe lifting up the kiddo is one of my favorites. It was a brief mistake, the parents both immediately properly reacted as soon as they processed it, they kept him safe, no one got hurt, animal didn't get hurt, and then they got to laugh about it after everyone was definitely ok. A wholesome one 😂

[@miloradvlaovic]

That kid is not the brightest chopstick in the drawer though

[@couch2558]

@@miloradvlaovic lol probably not, but he's also like, what, 8 at oldest? Kids around that age don't have the cause and effect part of the brain fully developed yet

[@manuelvazquez8403]

That ass though

[@jostv.2726]

Seems that FailArmy is running out of new clips. I would rather see shorter episodes than having the same fails over and over again :/

[@Galiant2010]

Agreed, but we've been saying this for like 10 years.

[@Galiant2010]

@@oldschool8432 This is the first one of theirs I've watched in years. Just stopped by to see if they stopped doing it. And nope.

[@carsonhunt4642]

They make more money reposting the same thing 20x tho

[@IdislikeTechnology]

Yeah, ive learnt you can only watch once every 3 months or so to not see re-runs 🤷‍♀️

[@johnsullivan937]

Yeah they've been this way for like 10 years now. Fail army was huge when I was fresh out of highschool like 2012-2014. Then they started posting more and more videos where it was just straight up copy-paste the exact same fails we just saw. They went WAY down hill after that. Every time I decide to click on one of their vids I'm reminded why I unsubbed.

[@DiBaozi]

Irony is the driver that spilled his cargo while driving a semi that reads "Regret Nothing" 😂

[@HazemKhattab-gk1ul]

And the cargo was liquor.

[@franckoprods7718]

Bring back 8 minutes videos with new clips only!!! 🤝

[@Durwood71]

New KZbin monetization rules favor longer videos. It's why you're seeing more and more videos exceed 15 minutes in length.

[@annapatton4544]

@@Durwood71 heck with the length, half of these clips they posted dozens of times already.

[@danielplays8866]

​@@Durwood71nobody cares about new KZbin monetization rules nowadays. they suck.

[@VictoriaMarch13]

​@@danielplays8866people who want to make money care about the new rules

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

Shorts are terrible. By the time you get interested they're over.

[@WavingWorld]

11:25 bro just saved that man's life...

[@DonnaMayStanish]

WavingWorld - Good observation! He certainly did ❤️

[@benmacdhui]

The elephant smacking the girl holding the phone was hilarious!

[@adrimute]

Not for her! The force of that smack definitely left some bruising.

[@Cvzar07]

Broo that smack was personal but it made me laugh so hard 😂

[@mnirwin5112]

That's why you STAY OUT OF REACH.

[@anthonyklanke1397]

The sound of the impact though 😖 that girl definitely has a black eye

[@dumymariposa6795]

You could Say She got some...facetime!

[@AngusWolf]

The elephant slap is the best thing I've ever seen. Perfect aim.

[@youtubedeletestheoppositio8188]

Dude she got smacked fuckin hard lol.

[@jeepliving1]

I watch these so I can feel like a Mensa-level genius and a primo ballerino in comparison.

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594]

The robber hit himself in the face with a brick😂 what a "brick" 😂😂

[@pikachuthebananasplit9061]

7:45 That penguin got up like “You saw nothing!”

[@tripleb5920]

wait there was a penguin?

[@pikachuthebananasplit9061]

@@tripleb5920 that was a penguin

[@wizardsuth]

It is a little embarrassing when your species has "rock hopper" in its name.

[@JohnDoe-yl4gd]

@@pikachuthebananasplit9061 /r whooosh

[@JeDindk]

11:15 I really, really hate people who are screaming when they are close to animals. The animals don't understand it and they get very stressed - they do not deserve to be treated like that. If he's so scare, he should stay away.

[@anonymous-hf6oo]

He couldn't move and the giraffe was the one approaching him. Plus a tall and massive animal probably make him scared because he is a REGULAR PERSON, and he cant move because HE IS STUCK IN THE SUNROOF he wanted to move but he couldn't. I am not defending him but don't hate him for something he can't control

[@JeDindk]

@@anonymous-hf6oo I get all that, but it doesn't change my point of view - I still hate him. It's a giraffe. It wasn't a crocodile, a bear or a serpent. It was a very calm and relaxed giraffe. I bet it wasn't going to eat him. I hate him so much!

[@richardhammock2829]

​@@anonymous-hf6oo with any wild animal, and you find yourself cornered by one, the best thing to do is to stay calm, which that dude wasn't being. For many animals, panic makes things worse

[@Waaitandsee]

i also agree with you man, 🥰😍😜

[@casdragon_5939]

@@anonymous-hf6oo its a giraffe . . . its not gonna do anything lmao. They're basically tall cattle

[@Freddie7191]

If the Titanic couldn't function while flooded, your 1998 Honda Accord probably isn't going to cut it.

[@joeyteter9383]

Right? Why people still like to tempt fate on a flooded road when your vehicle is nowhere near equipped for it is beyond me

[@nobody7817]

@@joeyteter9383 A few months ago it was late at night, I could see water, but did not realize how deep it was... I got half way through and started pumping the gas, and made it through. I found out later that day my front license plate didn't make it. I went back to the scene and there were like 50 license plates laid out on the road side! I got mine back! I had to laugh when i saw them all, though.

[@ilovebeinagirl]

@@nobody7817 In other words, you could count the idiots by the license plates is basically what you're saying.

[@nobody7817]

@@ilovebeinagirl Well put. In my defense, I had nothing to suspect that it was more than a few inches. But my boss said there were tow trucks pulling cars out later in the morning when it was light; and as soon as they pulled one out, another would jump into it's place. At least I didn't have to get pulled out.

[@DonnaMayStanish]

Freddie7191 - 🤣😂

[@JohnnysCafe_]

Fail army is the best because it has no stupid voice over ruining the clips

[@ivankinakin7231]

22:47 “CHARGE!!! (*floods engine*) Bad Choice bad choice! Come on car.” Lmao every time I hear that 😂😂😂

[@elbarto2112]

The person on the other side backing up after watching cracks me up.

[@adrimute]

​@@elbarto2112Me too! 😂

[@andrewvelonis5940]

I did that once.

[@kennethlapointesongwriter3330]

Don't worry, the engine will dry out...oh...no it won't...

[@lampucera98]

@@kennethlapointesongwriter3330 yeah it will eventually, I did the same kind of stuff when my city was flooded, I could turn the engine on after a while but my license plate fell off and was on its way to the ocean already xd

[@mrspecialeducation7297]

I love how at 0:13 it says "regret nothing". Those employees sure as heck will!

[@jillianduplessis6531]

It's an SAB truck here in South Africa 😂 and when those things spill, motherfuckers come out from EVERYWHERE to score free booze 🙈😅

[@laramaaike3050]

04:30 that laugh 😂

[@clauvex7829]

haunted ahh laugh

[@TheRealSkeletor]

Beware the wail of the banshee.

[@XaeroQ3]

25:29

[@Vwordz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@swagatpatra2139]

Should have helped instead of laughing like a witch

[@knowtilus1389]

9:31 How any mentally sane person could approach a bear is fu**in' beyond me!

[@konewone361]

yep, a small slip or trip and she was going to be a snack

[@nzbidzel]

They arent sane they a social media influencing dumb shit going for views or self deleting. Hopefully they get their wish and our wish

[@catcherinthesky]

She was built like a Hentai heroine. Nothing to fear with that equipment.

[@EraX52]

9:31 This ain't a fail this is flat out stupidity, why would would you go near a bear

[@chucknickerson9223]

Yogi and Boo-boo.

[@FORsumkid117]

Women😂

[@Synt4xTerr0r]

Didn't notice a bear in that clip.

[@USS_Liberty_never_forget]

Women + social media

[@mnirwin5112]

As you said ... stupidity.

[@hoody_goodie]

17:41 - mom, look at my friend's baby -oh -mom, she's on 😂😂😅

[@DonnaMayStanish]

hoody_goodie - I know! Cringe worthy 🤣

[@QuinnQuell-yt3zm]

Gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@jonha4mac]

The Dad trying to save it..."she's beautiful"😂💀

[@DoriZuza]

An honest reaction 😅

[@NonBinary_Star]

​@@jonha4macikr! damage control 😂

[@Matthew.Henley]

He’s still trying to catch that camel 🐪 😂

[@Waaitandsee]

hmm. right!

[@Vwordz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heather361]

Thank you, Fail Army, for showing us how HUMAN we are!

[@StanLewis-m7q]

Human idiots.

[@Zickcermacity]

1:58 well, he said NO BRAKES! 🤣

[@nthgth]

I guess the other guy was like "No problem, I'll use my freaking _car_ to stop it!" Haha

[@TMaxMoment]

I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done

[@MihalisNavara]

You can just use the clutch to stop a tractor. I've done it thousands of times.

[@Monkiesuncle]

10:14 Chicken wire? Your protection from a LION is chicken wire? You deserve to be that lion's next meal! 🦁

[@TheGodpharma]

That guy falling off the diving board looked seriously nasty. I hope he was OK.

[@Seelenschmiede]

But his fall looked even nastier. BADUMTS!

[@madman0004]

That looked like a traumatic brain injury. His entire head bounced off that concrete. He must have been immediately dazed and concussed in the water. Hope he is alright...

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

That slipping bird made me lose it, LMAO. 😂🤣😂 Absolutely *love* how he tried to pull it off, too... "I'm fine. Ya didn't see sheet." 😂🤣😂

[@Waaitandsee]

black

[@Vwordz]

😂😂😂😂

[@kurtkaster5666]

3:44 Notice how nobody even tried to stop the kid from dumping a $6.00 glass of OJ.

[@randygreen007]

Times have changed. I’d been getting a spanking for sure.

[@ultimateskillchain]

Yeah, that one made me actually angry, and the one at 27:00... Maybe it's just because I don't get or like kids but I don't know why people find letting them recklessly engage in wanton waste and destruction funny

[@daftphil9706]

There's not many things more satisfying than seeing a show off trashing their supercar.

[@chefy123]

20:07 the sound of the hit😂😂

[@TMNTAnime1920]

My mother and I died laughing at that🤣☠️

[@thegreatbambi5674]

@@TMNTAnime1920 "I said I didn't want to be on camera!"

[@antibrevity]

I can't imagine the level of stupidity necessary to think that driving fast into deep water is going to help ford it. How can such a person tie their shoes each morning or hold down any job?

[@briangills15]

2:08 Giraffe: Give it here, or I lift you up..! Boy: Aaaa!! Dad: Let go!

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Ha ha ha. Pretty much my first impression, too "I dont take small bites, kid. Gimme the whole thing, or else! !" 😸

[@girl1213]

Guys, they're stronger than they look with those necks.

[@dannykusters6842]

Finally, a video without the "NO ONE GOT HURT" text. Good job.

[@Aaron_J._Holt]

0:10 Now that sign just perfectly sums up the whole situation! 😂

[@LindaHull-le1st]

What's with the man and the giraffe? Giraffes are passive, loveable animals.

[@Hexhex66]

He‘s hysterical. Or drunk. Or both.

[@LindaHull-le1st]

@@Hexhex66 Either or both are a strong possibility.

[@debbiefriedt7264]

He was a jerk!

[@brianartillery]

That berk trying to get into a car with a brick, at about 01:32 - justified. And tourists who go on holiday to places without finding out about the not so good parts of their destination, such as thieving monkeys - most are wild, but there have been cases in some countries of apes and monkeys being taught to steal by crooks.

[@Floridaman1780_]

The irony that the side of that truck said 'regret nothing' and dumped all that milk all over.

[@nyfaniloandrianjafy8171]

I got so many questions about that camel escaping

[@DasDaniel007]

why? he loocks Arabic,.. their camels are our horses 🤷‍♂ as if its something special when an animal runs away xD

[@NorbertoFontanez]

... I ONLY wanna know where thu F#@K is he going running THAT fast...like people gettn' by the Popo.

[@dustinmarry4993]

The camel seen him walking up to the stump n said not to day 😂

[@juliemccauslin5807]

Remember the horse who jumped the fence to join the bicycle race? This reminds me of that 😂

[@conner6052]

What would be your opening question?

[@mrspecialeducation7297]

4:35 has GOT to be the weirdest laugh I've ever heard.

[@This_handle]

I _can_ get enough of her laugh 😭

[@Markus_Andrew]

7:47 This is why farmers don't use dune buggies to pull stumps.

[@zodarian6705]

Anyone with half a brain would have hooked it up to the front of the dune buggy not the back. You accomplished the same thing using a ride lawn mower or a tractor. My dad tried to pull an engine block with the ride lawn mower hooked it up to the back stood it right up on end. When he hooked it up to the front he was able to drag it across the yard. Common sense goes a long way.

[@uwetheiss970]

@@zodarian6705 It is not about the front or the back. It is about where the driven wheels are. A rear wheel drive trys to lift your front when moving forward. The guy in the clip even made everything worse by hooking it up high and adding aditional torque to the rotation. A front wheel drive tries to push the back into the ground. That doesn't work. That is why you want the driven wheels in the front in cases like that. It is not always a good idea. Tractors for example mostly pull things hooked up at the back. But a lot of them are four wheel drive for that reason and cause they usually don't operate on roads that much.

[@CaptainSpock1701]

Doesn't matter if it is front or back. You want the driven wheels close to the hitch and the hitch *BELOW* the axle of the wheels. That way your resulting rotation turns the pulling vehicle's front into the ground and you don't wheelie.

[@rhouser1280]

17:41 I'm dying!!!🤣🤣🤣"Oh she's beautiful"🤣🤣🤣

[@corndog9482]

him saying it with that smirk, too. haha

[@alvaroq2024]

She’s beautiful! Of course she is. Come on people have a heart!❤️

[@corndog9482]

@@alvaroq2024 only in the sense that life is beautiful, but come on! haha xD

[@jamesp2293]

I think the part where someone is throwing fries up on the dash of a car to fool the birds is just mean

[@nthgth]

I think it's freakin hilarious 🤣🤣

[@hellooutthere8956]

I agree. I did not find it humorous by any means. It was cruel.

[@woodstream6137]

Imagine all the seagull poop he'll have to clean 😊

[@nthgth]

@@woodstream6137 worth it! Plus most seagull places are not where one stays parked for long, so the poop will most likely be on the ground.

[@LindaHull-le1st]

It was mean. Those birds thought they were going to be fed by a kind human. Instead they were unmercifully teased. That's just cruel!

[@jamiehildreth]

9:25 The chicken is ferocious 🤣

[@arikoment3560]

Its a rooster

[@kathyyoung1774]

All roosters are

[@adamritchey4209]

Imagine getting hit by a car while parachuting

[@dafrocca]

Imagine getting hit by a parachute while driving your car!

[@adamritchey4209]

@@dafrocca yeah i mean there's that, too 😂

[@Woodcademy]

4:30 Mum’s laugh was the funniest part of that clip.

[@kojoyeboah7]

The penguin scene was fun to watch😎

[@vladimirenlow4388]

I had to stop the video and look up info about beaches with penguins on them. Turns out there's a species native to South Africa and Namibia that lives on some of the beaches there.

[@kojoyeboah7]

@@vladimirenlow4388 I know so much now about the African penguin and the erect-crested penguins too😎

[@frankcastle1216]

That penguin was distracted by the 🍑 at the bottom 😂

[@Vwordz]

​@@frankcastle1216😂😂😂

[@IronSpyCrab]

the irony of the sign at 5:34 lmao

[@This_handle]

Lol I do wish ppl could take stuff such as signs more seriously nowadays

[@Vostofun]

9:43 The man takes revenge for all of us 😁

[@novatraugott]

That giraffe that lifted the boy up into the air was crazy!

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

You know the kid was loving it 😂😂😂

[@davidmmuench]

0:08 Unfortunately, he regretted something...

[@brel_]

thanks for spelling it out for us mate

[@COGAGames]

i come here to find this com XDDDD

[@stevorules1820]

No ragretts.

[@Waaitandsee]

right!

[@Aiphrodisiakum]

"Mom look at my friends Baby" had me hollaring

[@spacelemur7955]

The kid falling off the diving board was definitely hurt.

[@ItsKindaWeirdBro...]

Yeah. They need to take him to the doctor asap. There was definitely head contact.

[@vwbeachboy83]

That looked serious for sure.

[@deathreus]

25:53 I like the other rhino disciplining him like "Hey! They feed us!"

[@ievgeniagodynskyi1049]

I've been applauding a Grandma eating her birthday cake from her lawn🎉❤💪👏👏👏

[@kento4177]

Just because you saw it on KZbin doesn't mean you have to try it.

[@walterkronkitesleftshoe6684]

13:45 When I was in the fire Brigade many years ago, at a breathing apparatus training session, one of the men accidentally dropped a fully charged compressed air cylinder on the floor of the classroom before the exercise began. As the cylinder hit the floor it sheared the cylinder valve off completely and 15 men had to throw themselves under the desks as the 15lb carbon fibre wrap cylinder charged to over 180 bars pressure ROCKETTED around the room for 30 seconds. Deafening noise in an enclosed classroom.

[@skateata1]

14:50 that must be so bad for the fish. The ph level and cleanliness. 😢

[@miutv2024]

It seems he went in to pick up something.

[@Mr.ViralVideo360]

18:55 A Naughty Elephant

[@BlxrredBeanie]

4:17 “You’re my friend now! *happy music”

[@joelmoses565]

That baby squirrel is gone wild 🐿️

[@LVTTotalIdiotsAtWork]

Nothing beats the humor in these instant regret fails - pure gold!

[@wethepeople2067]

6:50 every Bruse Lee fan can understand 😂😂😂

[@XiliesFwnesOfficial]

Its Bruce man come on 😢

[@heru-deshet359]

That dude running after the camel killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KeketsoMbali]

That truck driver deserves an award for fucking up our beer🇿🇦😂😂

[@zodarian6705]

To be fair what kind of idiot uses that type of trailer to haul a cargo of that type?

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

He regrets nothing! 🤭

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

He's a hard licks kinda guy..I suspect scotch. 😅

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

​@@zodarian6705 Smokey and the Bandit!

[@CyrilsStryke4ce]

11:24 That was a nice save that guy should be praised

[@arniedee7251]

2:45 they were lucky that gate didn't catch their leg

[@Waaitandsee]

nice dog pic!

[@Itsmarkyoung]

Can we talk about how insanely ugly the kitchen at 13:55 is😂 white marble floors, black countertops, with a green backsplash? And brown cabinets? 😭😭

[@nthgth]

Definitely a weird combination. Maybe with a different backsplash the rest could work together.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Hated it!

[@aplasticaenima4293]

It's meant to resemble an avocado on a marble countertop

[@I_Fails]

An extremely great channel to reduce stress every day.

[@avalonjustin]

It is. I love a wholesome laugh.

[@I_Fails]

@@avalonjustin Have a good day

[@MaGregoryXwvwxs]

Every week, this series shows why safety training is absolutely crucial. Cant believe some of these fails!

[@joelmoses565]

That truck fail was hilarious 😅😅😅

[@avalonjustin]

These are great! One thing I learned was always respect wild animals, they can hurt you!

[@rexhorner1895]

That granny was gonna eat that cake one way or another 😂

[@MMulcair]

20:33 that "BOING" made me laugh so hard I cried.....

[@theashenfox]

6:57 dude needed his emotional support dolphin. XD

[@Akubra123]

never underestimate the predectability of stupidity😂😂😂

[@miutv2024]

haha

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

1:30 I've seen this before but it's so satisfying to watch over and over! 😅

[@MarcusSparkleLovesMylittlepony]

I like that part 10:51 When that guy's scared of being licked by a giraffe

[@stevenFL8245]

I don't think I could have survived this long, without stupid people, and cellphone videos!

[@ARedMagicMarker]

2:18 Wow, you know times are rough and fast food is a luxury when people are partaking in flash fast-food drive through robbery.

[@jillianduplessis6531]

That's a KFC here in South Africa 😂 and it happens often 😂

[@woodstream6137]

Some are also staged, why film your food

[@Vwordz]

​@@jillianduplessis6531yeah

[@FunnyLoi23]

I love your comedic timing! 😂

[@Vostofun]

22:46 The driver on the other side of the puddle: “What the hell!” 😅

[@davidcopplestone6266]

Did you mean 22:46 ? I've been in a similar position. My response was "Fuck No!"

[@Vostofun]

@@davidcopplestone6266 yes 😅 Fixed it thank😊

[@Books-and-coffee0]

I love the grandma eating the cake of the grass ❤ finally somebody in these clips appreciating food

[@empressvogt]

23:09 Guess they don't have "Turn around, don't drown" in that country.

[@viwesvideos]

cool to see these golden oldies back. brings back good times

[@MrYfrank14]

23:54- grandma was like, nothing else has killed me yet, a few bugs and some dirt and grass probably won't kill me eithier.

[@cesaru3619]

Ahhh, the common simpleton in his natural habitat making my day, thank you.

[@Punki80]

20:26 Whenever there is a video of a perfectly normal situation and all of a sudden someone bumps into something with a sound like that, that sets me off like crazy 😂😂😂! The "BONG" sound fit the singing so well too!

[@AtheistOrphan]

19:26 - Emu’s not been the same since Rod Hull died.

[@PHJTotalIdiotsAtWork]

I’m completely floored by those incredible instant regret fails moments!

[@TornSparrow1974]

4:27 The laughter behind the camera, though... XD

[@Golbez1991]

I think 25:29 beats that XD

[@Shiba.the.blue.DoggyUWU]

The hat was adorable such a lovley friend

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

Idiots always take us from one surprise to another. Very interesting and funny. 😂

[@mikeywestside8509]

Funny how you block out the liquor bottle but not the liquor 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Ozspanman]

That's what you get with every BlurArmy video.

[@Vostofun]

3:13 It’s immediately obvious that they did it reliably😅😁

[@JackBeans-i2n]

Haha that little Asian kid spilling the orange juice! Like "yeah you think I'm going let it spill it, no I'll spill it"

[@JasonWardStudios]

8:33 It was at this moment... He knew that he F*d up. 🤣

[@ItsKindaWeirdBro...]

😂😂 I sense an impending night on the couch

[@nthgth]

"Oh! No!" "Um, YES" lol

[@Derekmoss82]

Nice kitty!!!

[@rannverwium7786]

9:44 MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

Oh, 9:43 LOL that is cruel. Birds do not understand glass. XD

[@danieltumaini7037]

ghost be laughing like 4:26

[@Funnyloi14]

This is the best comedy channel on KZbin! 💯