Boston Teens: Cumberland Farms - Saturday Night Live

[@Rurusa11]

I almost got a heart attack when Conan showed up. They all look so young.

[@JEdwardHopkins]

Conan almost had a heart attack when Ben showed up. He was a surprise cameo and no one told Coco.

[@Rurusa11]

@@JEdwardHopkins I didn't know that haha that's amazing

[@JEdwardHopkins]

@@Rurusa11 He just talked about it on his podcast. The recent episode with Rachel Dratch.

[@birdsascarnage]

Conan looks like a baby lol this is surreal to me.

[@des1279]

Didn't even recognize him at first tbh

[@willwright2227]

Never, ever get tired of Boston Teens.

[@alexmelberg9813]

They need to bring it back this season for the 50th anniversary!

[@eddietat95]

Can't believe this aired in 2001. Everybody in this skit has aged beautifully by 2020.

[@MrKernkraft4000]

Best part about this is everyone who grew up in New England (esp Mass) had a friend named Smitty at one point in their life.

[@mjones7887]

Smitty and sully

[@kornsin]

"Last time you sweet talked me I ended up with a broken heart and a back full of poison ivy". That line is funny on so many levels.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Especially since the sweet-talk is "You lost weight, but not in your boobs" 😆

[@kellyweingart3692]

😂😂😂😂

[@SuperChuckRaney]

Don't tell Donnie, he thinks he's my THRID!!

[@sandradee1579]

I'm Boston all my life and they nailed the accent. Ben at the end "Weer pahtyin'" priceless.

[@cleverusername9369]

Jimmy's was fuckin embarrassing

[@dajanalakic1112]

0:56 What a hug *.*

[@Hayri2011]

My New England heart is singing!

[@kathysarden2689]

Cumberland Farms; the 7-11 of New England! Yes Sah!

[@imtryingmybest673]

Cumby’s is iconic, truly a pillar of my existence as a person

[@djgrumpygeezer1194]

From Boston to the Quebec border, it’s Cumby’s! I’m cruisin’ down to Cumby’s for a case of Genesee. Just enough for my posse and me to get a little drunked up and feelin fine. We’ll toss our empties in the ditch from Thetford to Derby Line!

[@little_rocky6970]

We have a lot of them in NY as well.

[@5d512]

1982 .... a very baked fellow high school classmate struggled to say this with her parched mouth... "Dop at Cumby's". It was so funny that I still repeat it to this day. Hey, we didn't have internet. We played with sticks.

[@kingpinsmith22]

7 11 is from new england lol

[@JP97BEAST]

The future of late night television

[@sandraminjares8383]

After listening to this weeks episode of Conan O’Brian needs a Friend, I had to come see this for myself.

[@edwaingortin]

Ditto! Wicked pissah!

[@gowaderacer]

Yeah me too. He's right the accent isn't great but still a funny skit.

[@Jafiveon]

The worst part of the accent isn't really any particular inflection (especially for a national audience on a sketch show) but how it just drops in and jets out like it's on a bungie cord. And the fact that a local should have a better one to tap into.

[@Kumkani]

Same

[@MichaelScrip]

Me too!

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

Is no-one at all impressed by the fact that this skit contains not one but two hosts of The Tonight Show and Batman?

[@ColeHrusovsky]

2 Batmen if you count Jimmy Fallon voicing Batman

[@neurospicywitch80]

And Daredevil, if you count Batfleck’s early 2000’s Marvel appearance. 😆

[@moehoye2632]

Jimmy fallon sucks

[@BostonsBoss]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[@user-oy5py6wo8q]

Both with HORRENDOUS Boston accents!

[@resilientbodies]

As a native Bostonian they nailed this. Can’t stop laughing 😂

[@silentscripts]

There is a good reason for that. Conan is from Brookline and Rachael Dratch is from Lexington.

[@Trig242]

YOU ahhh!

[@AlexSadof]

@@silentscripts and Conan shit the bed on that accent...lol. I guess Brookline and Harvard squeezed the white collar into him. Still love him.

[@timmooney6910]

Mad props for the Bruce Schwegler reference! WBZ was the only decent TV & Radio station for weather reports back then.

[@anthonycobuccio6841]

shwegglah!

[@POPNDOUGH]

Yeah, it really gives the sketch authenticity.

[@gmar7836]

Yes I caught that also. WBZ still a decent radio station. Nowadays I listen to Dan Rae Nightside

[@amiblueful]

Agree!

[@Peter-pb8jg]

He replaced the most excellent Don Kent!

[@neurospicywitch80]

Omg, I remember watching this sketch live back in the day! Still hilarious. 😂

[@econhelp583]

Cumberland Farms! Located at the same strip mall since at least 1972 in North Amherst, Mass! Many convenience-store memories from that location. My Western Mass friends and schoolmates didn’t have the Boston accent but we heard it a lot from many of the UMass students.

[@wickedfuctup]

True. Grew up in west Springfield and we would say wicked all the time, but didn't have the accent. Wasn't until I move to Rhode Island that I got it wicked bad

[@TRJ2241987]

Orange Mass still has the 1980s style Cumberland Farms with the old logos in 2022

[@christinacolasanto530]

There's a cumbies right down the road from me....l didn't think anyone would ever know what that store is.Small town ct hear.

[@crowelladeVil]

I used to go to that one in '94 for the year I went to UMass. It has the Taco Bell counter inside and bean burritos were like 89¢ or something. But Cousins Market would deliver cigarettes right to your dorm 🤣

[@econhelp583]

It’s been a year and I thought I would add some more regarding Cumberland Farms in North Amherst. First, I think that because of all the apartment complexes that are close to it (Puffton Village, Colonial Village, Brandywine, North Village, and Presidential), it got a fair amount of business. My dad got a job as a professor at UMass in 1972, and he decided we would live at 77 Puffton Village. I have no idea why he did not buy a house when we moved to Amherst, but I actually loved living in Puffton as there were a lot of kids there in those days. We would walk down to Cumberland Farms a lot. Many good memories of living in Puffton during the 70s for sure!

[@tovarisch2788]

I can't believe they gave a shout out to the actual Bruce Schwoegler!

[@nick111994]

Who’s here after Conan needs a friend?

[@chiaranotreally1162]

I will never stop thirsting over a young Jimmy Fallon

[@ConstantChinner]

Creepy

[@StefaniaOlla]

I will never stop thirsting over Jimmy Fallon _period._

[@sheydoll]

@@StefaniaOlla exactly. He is such a cutie 💓

[@thesilvershining]

Same, LOL

[@jeng1395]

Why? He’s such a liberal @$$.

[@dougkenyon381]

The call out to Bruce Schwoegler might be my favorite part.

[@JohnSmith-mx8wp]

Better than Dick Albert!

[@daveintheAM]

I love how Ben Affleck shows off and the crowd just doesnt react for a solid 3 seconds

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's because Ben Affleck's appearance was not in the dress rehearsal version of this sketch. So, they're genuinely surprised that he's here.

[@NoboPenguin]

And then these kids grew up and starred in Dunkins and Samuel Adams commercials

[@kare2165]

Conan really pulled off our Boston accent. Then I realized it's bc he's from Brookline:)

[@sachemofboston3649]

That was awful, what are you talking about? 🤣

[@watching99134]

Actually his was the worst, must have been that time he spent in Cambridge.

[@IScreamedWolf]

Rachel’s was the only good accent this whole sketch

[@TheBOG3]

Conan lost his accent a long time ago, he said it was from living in Chicago. He has a Midwestern accent. He had to learn to do a Boston accent again for this skit even though he's from there originally. He said on his talk show, "Yeah, I used to sound like a little Kennedy." Before he moved to Chicago.

[@catalinaoutfitters]

This is his accent at 15:. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jn2neH-tm911i6c

[@ehanoldaccount5893]

Guess i’m movin to Boston

[@joeburden9426]

Love Conan's smug face.

[@peytonpatenaude9587]

Conan looked like a 26 year old in this, when he was actually 37

[@peachylady]

Lmao have you seen a 26 year old? He looks at youngest 35.

[@leob4403]

​​@@peachylady I only see 43 year olds and 22 year olds for some reason, and occasionally I see a 74 year old, I live in a big city but still 26 year olds seem to be non existent here, I don't see them!

[@W0rdn1nja]

We'd call it Cumby's when we hung out there

[@DaveClark-i2g]

Scumby's!

[@Robman92]

Conans boston accent is actually good here

[@darcy867]

CONAN! :D

[@cruisepaige]

No suh! Bruce Schweglah!

[@TheoP582]

Back full of poison ivy and a broken heart hahahahahah 😂😂

[@imtryingmybest673]

Me, seeing this in my recommended: yeeAHHHH CUMBYYYYYYYY’S

[@djgrumpygeezer1194]

From Boston to the Quebec border, it’s Cumby’s! I’m cruisin’ down to Cumby’s for a case of Genesee. Just enough for my posse and me to get a little drunked up and feelin fine. We’ll toss our empties in the ditch from Thetford to Derby Line!

[@afj617]

I work at Cumbys its the best convenience store in the world. We have everything. Everything. Like Anything people need either in the store or parking lot.

[@wylierichardson-tu6zs]

Oh yeah? Can you hook a guy up with some hard-caw malt liquah? Er, asking for a friend.

[@megancolleenmcglynn9887]

Rachel Dratch is a brilliant writer.

[@joeburden9426]

Cony Boy!!!!

[@cristinabuffington9659]

I may not be from Boston, but I understand some of the accent due to my Rhode Island (aka "South Boston!") relatives

[@smilodon87]

In the Boston area in the 80s, "Cumberland Farms" was referred to as "Cumby's"

[@fhowland]

It still is!

[@joel5956]

Out of necessity, really. "Cumberland Farms" has way too many r-controlled vowels.

[@anniecronin66]

we still call it cumby's and we still go there

[@fhowland]

@@anniecronin66 yea dude

[@zephead4835]

@@joel5956 LMFAO

[@m.s.7756]

nomah was never really the same after that wrist injury

[@timothy4664]

College life. Going down to the packy to pick up some cheap booze and smokes. Head back to the dorms, hand out the Boones Farm to Cindy, mad dog to Mike, while the rest of us drank whatever cold cheap piss we could afford (I drew the line at natty ice) spend the rest of the night getting shit faced while the entire dorm floor played deathmatch on quake. Wicked great times back then. I miss it

[@TheBOG3]

The packy. That's funny. In Michigan we always call them "Party Stores." They don't sell party supplies, just food and booze/beer/wine for partying.

[@meganbyrne2138]

RIP Bruce Schwoegler

[@amandapowell3331]

I audibly just yelled "CONAN" in my dorm room 0:47

[@wylierichardson-tu6zs]

The others in the dorm must of thought you were getting lucky. 😛

[@mikeyoungblood94]

Nomah!

[@carlosdcardona5676]

Three actual Bostonians...pretty damn cool!

[@sachemofboston3649]

Now if them are from Boston, especially jimmy fallon, he’s from New York 🤣

[@nancywaters253]

@@sachemofboston3649 Rachel Dratch is from Lexington, Ben Affleck is from Cambridge, and Conan is from Brookline: Close enough.

[@sachemofboston3649]

Nancy Waters None of them are from Boston, you proved my point

[@alexsantoro597]

@@sachemofboston3649 it goes along with the Massachusetts stereotype that no matter where you say you are from everyone automatically thinks you’re from Boston.. so in a way Nancy is right..

[@sachemofboston3649]

@@alexsantoro597 that’s not a stereotype that’s just due to people from the suburbs sayin they’re from Boston because they want to feel special

[@carolyn6689]

Lmao...The best motor oil coffee from Cumby's.😳😅

[@olivehope9047]

This skit is full of legends but the funniest thing is its so underviewed bcuz other than Ben aka Batman JImmy Conan and the rest were so under-appreciated BTW ‘Denise’ is still under-appreciated considering how hilarious she is in everything. Also saw this years back on an SNL binge during COVID but came to rewatch after the ‘Conan Needs A Friend’ podcast, who’s with me? PS Everyone small town also has this, but it does capture boston perfectly too as i moved around a lot when i was in my 20’s but in regards to this am from NY but lived in NJ with a boyfriend for a bit yet no matter where I’ve been there’s always the over 20 dude hanging with the HS kids to feel like a big man. But that’s just a quick side note: we all relate to knowing one of these am i right ? Keep Reading If Your Awesome P.P.S ( i hope Tommy got that Sully ) This skit also contains 2 late night show hosts of tonight show as well & an amazing yet emo superhero Batman ( did anyone else see the Super Pets movie ? I took my daughter and the Batman and his new pet- played by Kevin Hart- ending combined monologues is a must watch for all ) so that’s amazing. I swear people just click on the most popular videos and miss out on the hidden gems till someone super famous endorses it and everyone sees how great the hidden ones are. Cheers to your sense of humor, something we all need more of now more than ever, truly- that you watched this video means you have great taste even if you just came for one of the comedic geniuses on here and no matter when you did it- you are awesome and we need more of YOU in this world. And obv more of these finely aged hilarious icons - as well as more Eddie Murphy SNL returns. #ConanNeedsAFriend #JImmyFallon #Batman #Conan #TonightShow #TheTonightShow

[@tommethans7827]

2 stops whenever I'm in RHode Island: D&D and Cumberland Farms

[@kevinhilbrunner3439]

Great clip... Wicked Pissa hanging at Cumby's worshipping Nomar... Great Boston Cast for this clip... Go Sox!

[@jeffsikorski9519]

Wow, i didn't notice before but it looks like Jimmy wasnt expecting Ben

[@chickrepelant]

ben showing up was such chaos

[@miker.9138]

Here from the podcast.

[@tamanna7985]

That is Conan!! Oh my god!!!!

[@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU]

He’s from mass Brookline

[@carolyn6689]

Wow!! His hair is so different ..lol

[@susanhopkinswarneke2335]

“So don’t I”

[@jakeszmyt3883]

i had that nomar shirt as a kid lmaoooo

[@TRJ2241987]

These days in Massachusetts it's all about the recreational weed shops

[@markjacobs3337]

I like the Red Sox and Celtics partly because of Sully and Denise

[@harleyQ9000]

That wig on Conan is messing with my mind

[@sugarspiceandeverythingnice92]

She is so hilarious 🤣🤣

[@honorladone8682]

Wicked cool. Philadelphia USA

[@lumitic774]

the irony...

[@reemCGR]

+Lumitic irony of what?

[@lilypoon1175]

Omg 20 years ago

[@KatiuskaWook]

I was like WOW he looks like Conan?? Is that his kid? But no it's actually Conan xD Ahahahahahahahaha I love this skit

[@scottgarrland6328]

I grew up in lexington ma like ms dratch did- yes , ashes hill really exists !!! where all us kids drank beer-and smoked pot and had our first awkward romantic encounters awesome skit .racheals the best

[@charlenevelte8957]

Omg Ben Affleck 😍😍

[@Runz32]

He’s probably drunk

[@hayberdasher8625]

@@Runz32 I know I would be

[@darrellgrant7615]

I had a cousin that weighed about 260 and had a full beard at 12. He would go into Cumberland Farms and buy 12 packs all the time without getting ID. In high school we always bought our chew there. Never got carded 😂

[@georgiabessie]

So don’t I......

[@Rep0007]

I gotta go down cumbahland fahms and get a sixah.

[@aliceflanagan3672]

Hysterical

[@thomasalden6263]

Gold. So many young stars!

[@geoffhennessy275]

When Conan morphs into Denis Leary🤣

[@ginsunh]

Straight up Masshole-chusetts on display here. Passes the test, wicked big time.

[@tammymavery]

“So don’t I”. Oh my goodness.

[@CybeleCotter]

I used to live in Southie, and Dorchester.

[@ba1428]

Grew up or lived?

[@Justcanadianjanjan]

Mowah like Chawls-town pah-tee kids. 🙃

[@silverhawkflash]

Nomah? This video REALLY dates itself.

[@JaneDoe-em7zi]

Yess!!! Conan O'Brien!!!

[@cdizz557]

How jimmy fallon became famous is a National secret

[@Chesirecat111]

Cumby’s doesn’t sell alcohol.

[@catalinaoutfitters]

Some do but not many.

[@ShibaMomma143]

...and it shoulda been a suitcase of BudLight! 😉

[@mrdynamic8678]

That’s like a Monday afternoon in Fort McMurray

[@LeahElisheva]

Conan !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacktorrance2633]

Awesome!!!🙂

[@eronhonez]

Funny, but…you couldn’t buy beer @ Cumby’s in Mass at this time…as of 2019 there were only 7 Cumberland Farms locations (over 200 in the state) that could sell beer in Mass…they’ve been fighting to expand that number ever since

[@ba1428]

Correct. The only time I saw a cumberland farms was in RI

[@skjones6654]

sounds like Brett Cavanaugh's calendar.

[@BrotherYarmoth]

"you ah so queeah" "You ah..." * Commence intense make out session *

[@idalarsen2540]

CONAN!!!

[@jimwaldron3484]

Not everyone from Southie is named Sully!

[@johnwalenski1555]

Yah, ya forgot Smitty and Obie!

[@molly9445]

I feel like this was taken out of my life 25 years ago

[@monkmchorning]

This is so Boston.

[@gmar7836]

Ohh moy Goo- wahd!

[@rodmunch4879]

Sweet ozzy tee on long haired dude at the end.

[@Hellwyck]

Horatio Sanz

[@chadettwein7667]

Cumbies doesn't sell alcohol in the greater Boston area.

[@bobwalsh2112]

Their Boston accents were not even close!!!!!

[@ba1428]

and..we didnt have C farms

[@ejoshcoron]

Youuahh

[@joenelsaracho4836]

Connan

[@suzieredfoxfur6982]

Since when can you buy beer at Cumberland Farms?

[@kenaldri4923]

Conan's accent should be better if he's from Boston. Fallon has an excuse.

[@catalinaoutfitters]

He lost it for professional reasons but boy did he have it:. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jn2neH-tm911i6c

[@JumbledEye]

Conan wasn't from Southie, he was a rich kid from the suburbs

[@megandolimpio6579]

You ah so queeah You ah!!!

[@RonnieBlueeyesOfficial]

RonnieBlueeyes Massachusetts

[@JamesStilson-pm5ik]

It’s not Cumberland Farms it’s “ Cumbies “